#ikesen memes

[chevlvrs]

I love making posts about this trio

Aaa and sorry for my inactivity exam season is driving me insane 😞😞

[kissmetwicekissmedeadly]

[ragyragd0ll]

Meme I made at 4 AM

[bontu-the-l0ver]

I really love how Mai thinks of Hideyoshi and Nobunaga as her "parents" in a joking way but that inspired me so here we go with my headcanons about these two as old married couple racing their child. Lol

(you are the child)

(yes, Hideyoshi gave birth to you)

(I was high while writing this, please don't take it serious)

I feel like Nobunaga was the one who brought this to the table, Hideyoshi didn't agree but after some talking they decided to have you.

First attempt, and Hideyoshi was pregnant.

During his pregnancy he was pretty chill, he didn't scold anyone, not even Mitsuhide was scolded.

Masamune probably cooks some extra food for Hideyoshi because he is eating for 2.

Mitsunari didn't notice Hideyoshi was pregnant he had a grow belly.

Mitsunari: oh you're pregnant I thought you were getting fat

Oh We lost the chill Hideyoshi he started scolding everyone out in anger.

When Hideyoshi entered in labor Nobunaga kept calm but Hideyoshi was nervous.

Ieyasu help the delivery

He was so grossed out

When you were born Nobunaga tried to hold you but he hold you by your Armpits wich made you drop your head.

Hideyoshi almost jumped to check on you.

Nobunaga was the one to name you.

Hideyoshi was a bit scared to let you crawl so he would follow you anyrhwe you went.

Once you started to walk things got worse, he was ready to hold your head in case you fell.

He decided he was being too overprotective so he decided to not pay attention.

You ended up in the middle of a forest because Mitsunari left a door opened by mistake.

As you grew up you saw how your fathers analized the maps and sometimes market points, you silly took one and began to draw all over it.

Hideyoshi got angry but Nobunaga laughed.

You saw the vassals train and you tried to copy their movements.

If you're a boy Nobunaga will help you train.

If you're a girl Nobunaga will help you train but Hideyoshi stopped him.

You also like mama Hideyoshi and the servents food but every time you ate food from your uncle Masamune you fell in love but you were too afraid to tell your mama you preferred your uncle's food.

Nobunaga let Mitsuhide teach you how to write and read but he also taught you how to lie and "read" people's mind.

Hideyoshi was so mad.

One day Masamune brought a kitten and by a kitten I mean a baby tiger.

Masamune: here you go, a gift from your uncle.

What were you gonna do with a tiger? I don't know but you liked.

Hideyoshi didn't not like it but Nobunaga said it was okay for you to stay with the little tiger.

Hideyoshi "accidentally" left a door opened for the little tiger to run.

Nobunaga will always bring candies for you. And sometimes will take you to fishing.

Eventually your body started to develop.

If you're a boy Nobunaga will talk to you.

Nobunaga: you see we have this magic wand...

If you're a girl Hideyoshi will talk to you and will explain everything he knows about your body.

But again speaking is just speaking, oh the horror when you had your first period, Hideyoshi wasn't there, you were with Nobunaga on a trip father-daughter.

He knows shit about what to do.

He just took you back to Hideyoshi.

You were now a teenager and you started having friends and wanting to go out.

Hideyoshi: where?... With who?... When?... How... No

Nobunaga: Don't die (optional) don't reduce or increase the population (optional) [if you're a girl this is obligatory] bring Konpeito (obligatory)

One day you brought a "friend" to home. Hideyoshi brought you some tea and fond you "hugging" each other.

Hideyoshi kicked out your friend and got so angry at you.

Nobunaga stayed calm as long as you didn't get pregnant / get your friend pregnant he was okay

Later you presented your friend as your girlfriend/boyfriend... It was awkward...

[bearsace]

ikesen + answers i found on a reddit thread

[queen-dahlia]

I'm so mad at Gilbert rn 😤😤😤

[eclipse608]

My expression of kanetsugus route so far can be portrayed through this picture:

I am from here on a faithful believer of kanetsugu supremacy. 🙏🧎‍♀️🛐

[ikementally-deficient]

The Ikesen Boys - What do you call sex?

Apparently I don't have anything better to do, like my job.

Source template here

[mynameiskan]

🤣🤣🤣 Hideyoshi the mom

[chevlvrs]

[kissmetwicekissmedeadly]

[queen-dahlia]

I'm about to lose my mind.

[cozyfaee]

I fuc king choked

[tacticalanklenuzzler3000]

ROTTEN [affectionate..]

as much as I hate them, I do love them. also Jude is pirate adjacent. you're telling me you can't see that man running a ship?

[silkkorchid]

IM DONE WITH THE GAY OR EUROPEAN MEME! ENJOY!