#ikemen incorrect quotes

[chirp-a-chirp]

Chevalier: *Walking with Emma in the rose garden. Without blinking, he pulls Emma to him, narrowly avoiding a pit trap*

Emma: Thank you. It’s like you have super vision!

Chevalier: *Gestures towards Clavis cackling in the bushes* Because he requires supervision.

[maladaptivedaydreamsx]

Emma: I can't find any good smut to read.. want to act it out with me instead?

Nokto: *already undressing at the speed of light*

[scorchieart]

Sariel: The time has come, Belle. You have seen and learned much in this past month, and Beauty's Time is now moments away from shedding its last petal. Are you ready?

Belle: I am.

Sariel: Very well. Who does you pure and impartial heart select to be the next king of Rhodolite?

Belle: I choose Luke.

Sariel: ...

Sariel: Forgive me. The anticipation has left me momentarily stunned. Did you say 'Leon'?

Belle: No, I said Luk—

Sariel: *suddenly claps his hands*

Sariel: Apologies. There was an incessant fly buzzing about. You were going to say 'Licht', correct?

Belle: LLLLLLuke. Luke Randolph.

Sariel: I see. Not to worry, Belle, we can remedy this. I shall quickly fetch some adhesive from my office and temporarily reattach the final petal. That should give you ample time to once more meet with the princes and reevaluate your decision.

Belle: Here, you can use this.

Sariel: Why do you have honey jars in your pockets?

Belle: Luke says all you need to tackle the day is a smile on your face and honey in your pocket. He's very wise, but that's only part of why I'm choosing him as king. Did you know he discovered an entirely new branch of medicine for treating nightmares using only honey?

Sariel: ...

Sariel: *calmly pinches his cheek*

Sariel: *wakes up in his bed in a cold sweat*

Sariel: That is the last time I'm having honey before bed.

Luke: *sitting next to the bed with a notebook* Hmm, we're gonna hafta increase the dosage for next time.

Luke: *tips a jar of honey over Sariel's head*

[slowlypalefire]

Gilbert: Hello Belle, I keep bumping into you today. Do you think it's fate bringing us together?

Belle: You handcuffed us together, Prince Gilbert....

Gilbert: The universe truly work in a mysterious ways.

You could say this is part 3

[welp-back-on-my-bs]

Ikemen bois as Sanders Sides quotes. Because fight me. Im thinking of Mitsuhide as Decit.

Hideyoshi/Kenshin/Yeves/Silvio(but gosh is fucking god instead): OH MY GOSH, I WILL KILL YOU BOTH WITH MY BARE HANDS... and this sword

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Shogun (I forgot the bitches name): you're lazy AND you're gay?! YOU'RE FIRED!

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Kate: Bambi?

Harrison: Man is dangerous

Kate: Pocahontas?

Harrison: WHITE man is dangerious

Kate: Sleeping Beauty?

Harrison: Well, now we're back to the lack of consent with sleeping women

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Geek squad? More like squadless Geek! You're alone!

- probably some Ronan to Sauske

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All of Ikesen/vil: unfortunately for him I'm bisexual

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Ellis: 5 am, the witching hour.

Rodger: I could be wrong, but I belive that is midnight

Ellis: 5 am, the devils hour.

Rodger: No, I'm pretty sure that's 3 am.

Ellis: Well, then it's 5 am and you need to go to sleep

Elbert: ...

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Mitsuhide/Aurthur/Chelaver(internally): Really? A squeak? It was going to squeak, and you were going to use that on a serial killer? Y/N? Grow the fuck up.

[theundertakerswife]

Comte: Know why I called you in here?

Leonardo: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.

Comte: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?

[qshara]

MC and Arthur have their first child:

Comte:

Arthur: Comte... Give us back our baby

Comte, holding the baby: Everything the light touches is our kingdom, mon petit

[littlewitty]

*Yves dating Emma*

Yves: *slamming the door open* DO YOU OWN A GUN?!

Emma:… No?

Yves: then why is there bullets in my bedside table!! *holds up a ‘bullet’*

Emma:… yves…. That’s a tampon.

[wberry-foodfight]

I made a chat room with Ikemen AI bots.

I set the chat discussion about which one of them should date MC.

....they ignored it and started flirting with eachother instead.

[thezestyone]

Mitsunari: *does anything*

Ieyasu: When your brain cells have suffered a little bit, you are going to have moments like this-

[chirp-a-chirp]

Sariel: This is serious advice mutt.

Nokto: No matter what you do, do NOT sound desperate on your date.

Rio: Oh, no worries about that!

During date with Emma

Emma: The food here is great. I love this restaurant.

Rio: I love you too!

Sariel and Nokto: *Smack a hand to their forehead*

[itisallindarknessnow]

Me: *using pieces of nori to eat rice with soya sauce as my dinner*

Masamune, who is just trying to make a nice dinner for everyone: ……why do you have to—PLEASE JUST WAIT TEN MORE MINUTES, IM MAKING FOOD. I DON’T NEED ANOTHER NIGHTMARE

[scorchieart]

Ok, this is going to sound really silly but...

Clavis: Now listen up, Licht. One cannot simply hold a rose and call it a pose. You must embrace the petals, let them accentuate your natural charm, calculate the most effective combination of your personality and wits, and show off the duality of man and plant with everlasting effervescence!

Clavis: Chevalier will demonstrate.

Chev: *om nom nom*

Licht: 😐

[slowlypalefire]

Belle : So i bought some lenses that keeps getting darker whenever someone is stalking me.

Belle : Wait ... why is it so dark?

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Isaac : My body is a machine that turns conversation into something awkward .

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Clavis : Excuse me ? When have I done something irresponsible and rash ?

Sariel : I keep a list. It's alphabetized .

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Sariel : Did you do something stupid ?

Clavis : I think we both know what's the answer to the question.

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Isaac : Are you flirting with me?

Mitsuki (ikevamp mc) : I have been for a while now, thank you for noticing .

[ikemen-lover-story]

If the leon,napoleon,ray,and nobunaga meet+their Mc

Leon:.....

Emma:*holding back her laugh*

Napoleon:the actual heck?

Mitsuki:pfft

Ray: am i seeing this?

Alice:*waving at mai*

Nobunaga: this is weird

Mai:*waving back to alice*

A few minuets after that

Leon:*sparring with all 3 of them* this is much better sparring in a open space with strangers

Napoleon: hah! I could say that the only one i can spar with is only Jean

Ray: wait your sparring with a WOMEN!?

Nobunaga:my my is she a beauty?

Napoleon: THE FUCK

With The MC'S

Alice: they are screaming at each other.. should we stop them?

Mai:nah let them i want to see who wins

Mitsuki: so emma how many despresed emo hoes have you been therapshited?

Emma:13 hoes and all of then are very traumatized

[theundertakerswife]

Arthur: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid.

Theo: You always act stupid.

Theo:

Theo: Wait...