#ikemen incorrect quotes

[chirp-a-chirp]

MC: Say the three words I want to hear.

Arthur: I love you!

MC: …

MC: That’s wonderful, but try again.

Arthur: *Pouts* I will behave.

[maladaptivedaydreamsx]

Emma: I can't find any good smut to read.. want to act it out with me instead?

Nokto: *already undressing at the speed of light*

[welp-back-on-my-bs]

Ikemen bois as Sanders Sides quotes. Because fight me. Im thinking of Mitsuhide as Decit.

Hideyoshi/Kenshin/Yeves/Silvio(but gosh is fucking god instead): OH MY GOSH, I WILL KILL YOU BOTH WITH MY BARE HANDS... and this sword

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Shogun (I forgot the bitches name): you're lazy AND you're gay?! YOU'RE FIRED!

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Kate: Bambi?

Harrison: Man is dangerous

Kate: Pocahontas?

Harrison: WHITE man is dangerious

Kate: Sleeping Beauty?

Harrison: Well, now we're back to the lack of consent with sleeping women

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Geek squad? More like squadless Geek! You're alone!

- probably some Ronan to Sauske

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All of Ikesen/vil: unfortunately for him I'm bisexual

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Ellis: 5 am, the witching hour.

Rodger: I could be wrong, but I belive that is midnight

Ellis: 5 am, the devils hour.

Rodger: No, I'm pretty sure that's 3 am.

Ellis: Well, then it's 5 am and you need to go to sleep

Elbert: ...

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Mitsuhide/Aurthur/Chelaver(internally): Really? A squeak? It was going to squeak, and you were going to use that on a serial killer? Y/N? Grow the fuck up.

[scorchieart]

Sariel: The time has come, Belle. You have seen and learned much in this past month, and Beauty's Time is now moments away from shedding its last petal. Are you ready?

Belle: I am.

Sariel: Very well. Who does you pure and impartial heart select to be the next king of Rhodolite?

Belle: I choose Luke.

Sariel: ...

Sariel: Forgive me. The anticipation has left me momentarily stunned. Did you say 'Leon'?

Belle: No, I said Luk—

Sariel: *suddenly claps his hands*

Sariel: Apologies. There was an incessant fly buzzing about. You were going to say 'Licht', correct?

Belle: LLLLLLuke. Luke Randolph.

Sariel: I see. Not to worry, Belle, we can remedy this. I shall quickly fetch some adhesive from my office and temporarily reattach the final petal. That should give you ample time to once more meet with the princes and reevaluate your decision.

Belle: Here, you can use this.

Sariel: Why do you have honey jars in your pockets?

Belle: Luke says all you need to tackle the day is a smile on your face and honey in your pocket. He's very wise, but that's only part of why I'm choosing him as king. Did you know he discovered an entirely new branch of medicine for treating nightmares using only honey?

Sariel: ...

Sariel: *calmly pinches his cheek*

Sariel: *wakes up in his bed in a cold sweat*

Sariel: That is the last time I'm having honey before bed.

Luke: *sitting next to the bed with a notebook* Hmm, we're gonna hafta increase the dosage for next time.

Luke: *tips a jar of honey over Sariel's head*

[slowlypalefire]

Gilbert: Hello Belle, I keep bumping into you today. Do you think it's fate bringing us together?

Belle: You handcuffed us together, Prince Gilbert....

Gilbert: The universe truly work in a mysterious ways.

You could say this is part 3

[theundertakerswife]

Comte: Know why I called you in here?

Leonardo: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.

Comte: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?

[wberry-foodfight]

I made a chat room with Ikemen AI bots.

I set the chat discussion about which one of them should date MC.

....they ignored it and started flirting with eachother instead.

[itisallindarknessnow]

Me: *using pieces of nori to eat rice with soya sauce as my dinner*

Masamune, who is just trying to make a nice dinner for everyone: ……why do you have to—PLEASE JUST WAIT TEN MORE MINUTES, IM MAKING FOOD. I DON’T NEED ANOTHER NIGHTMARE

[sasuke-naruto]

Naruto and Sasuke daily life

[lucifer5lucy]

I second this wholeheartedly.

We are dumbasses.

Kate: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Jude: Princess, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

[chirp-a-chirp]

Chevalier: *Walking with Emma in the rose garden. Without blinking, he pulls Emma to him, narrowly avoiding a pit trap*

Emma: Thank you. It’s like you have super vision!

Chevalier: *Gestures towards Clavis cackling in the bushes* Because he requires supervision.

[voidcrests]

[lucifer5lucy]

I take on glace at sylvatica and go..

"Heyyy!! that's a datable Sebastian(Michaelis) .Who doesn't like a datable Sebastian michaelis, right?

Ikemen Villains profiles

Artist: Natsume Lemon (https://twitter.com/remon101121)

Official website: https://ikemen.cybird.ne.jp/title/villains/original/

Story overview translation: https://daeva-agas.tumblr.com/post/706613736232845312/ikemen-villains-story-overview

The graphics for the translated profiles below are customised and rearranged by me and not just straight screenshots from the official website, so please don’t repost the pictures.

(WTF Roger’s curse is the Huntsman, but his regular self is something that sounds like a “mad scientist”??? Cybirb is trolling… trolling so hard)

(the “Obsessionist” thing is something like “addicted to the happiness of crazy love” in JP, which is very hard to summarise succinctly in English)

Victor’s thing cannot be translated properly (because English has no “particles”), but in JP the way the “glitch” on his “curse” is written makes it seem like he is the curse itself, which is kind of sus…

[scorchieart]

Yesterday I was scrolling through the screenies and I found this golden nugget:

Now, I cannot remember the context for this scene, so naturally we're going to have to make something up to satisfy our curiosity...

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Nokto: Good morning, King Highness! Strange to see you up this early.

Chev: Ugh.

Nokto: As sharp-lipped as ever, I see. Since I have you, how about I give you the morning report this time?

Chev: ...Ugh.

Nokto: You have a meeting with an ambassador from Jade in a few hours, and two more with Benitoitian noblemen after lunch. Separate meetings, mind you — those two can't stand the sight of each other.

Chev: Ugh.

Nokto: As for that task you assigned to Luke yesterday, Jin offered to help and told him to meet up at a beekeeper's shop out of town to discuss. They haven't returned yet.

Chev: Ughhh.

Nokto: And I haven't seen Clavis today.

*distant screams from the hallway*

Nokto: ...But I know where he's been.

*banging on the door*

Sariel: Prince Chevalier! We need to discuss Prince Clavis's recent actions post-haste!

Nokto: Aaaaand Sariel is requesting a meeting with you right now.

Chev: Good work, clown.

Nokto: 😊

[slowlypalefire]

Belle : So i bought some lenses that keeps getting darker whenever someone is stalking me.

Belle : Wait ... why is it so dark?

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Isaac : My body is a machine that turns conversation into something awkward .

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Clavis : Excuse me ? When have I done something irresponsible and rash ?

Sariel : I keep a list. It's alphabetized .

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Sariel : Did you do something stupid ?

Clavis : I think we both know what's the answer to the question.

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Isaac : Are you flirting with me?

Mitsuki (ikevamp mc) : I have been for a while now, thank you for noticing .

[theundertakerswife]

Arthur: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid.

Theo: You always act stupid.

Theo:

Theo: Wait...