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I guess I never did get to draw Kate in that one artstyle

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OH MY GOD OH MY GOD BARK BARK WOOF QOOOD EOOEKDKDKEKDKDKEKSO

Save me kween of hearts

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Belle action >< (she's my idol)

Pretty rose for her ♡

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More Fanart!! (Ikesen MC)

The artblock

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Mitsuki Fanart!! >w<

First not reblog of 2024!

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Drake:

Drake has officially been deemed THEE monster fucker of the game.

He's on his ship, meaning the wheel and outloud just goes "man... Id fuck the kraken." And whoever hears just stops immediately and looks at him. "I'd top too"

And they are like "do you need a break, Captain?" "Maybe we should go to land" "Have you been in the sun too long?" "Let's get you under the deck"

This man believes in mermaids like how Arthur believes in fairies. Only Drake wants to fuck a mermaid.

He's like "Damn. Imagine finding a mermaid and getting pulled underwater and being ripped apart. That would be so hot"

Playing smash or pass with mythological creatures and he's smashing all of them.

Half woman? Perfect. Tentacles? Even better. He's a pirate of course he's into that.

"You think a minotaur could throw me across the room and pin me to a wall?"

"I mean... Probably..?"

"....Yeah I'd let a minotaur top me."

He's had his crew go mermaid hunting before and they just didn't know it.

Drake about a sphinx: if I get it wrong you get to fuck me. If I get it right I get to fuck you.

He'd let a mermaid rip out his throat. He thinks it would be hot.

Arthur taking him fairy hunting and Drake is like "so are these fairies small, or do they like.. have a more human version. Can they get bigger?"

You show him any creature and he's going to tell you he's going to fuck it

Drake: if you think about it. We're monsters, so it's not really monster fucking

Galileo: do you ever think before you speak

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First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

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Comte: Know why I called you in here?

Leonardo: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.

Comte: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?

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Mitsuki: What are you in the mood for?

Vlad: World domination.

Mitsuki: That's a bit ambitious.

Vlad: You are my world.

Mitsuki: Aww...

Vlad:

Mitsuki:

Vlad:

Mitsuki: OH.

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Mitsuki: I like your new pants!

Vincent: Thanks, they were 50 off!

Mitsuki: I’d like them better if they were 100 off. *winks*

Vincent: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.

Mitsuki: Thats’s… not what I meant.

Vincent: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Mitsuki.

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Vlad: Pros and cons of dating me.

Vlad: Pros. You'll be the cute one.

Vlad: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

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Arthur: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid.

Theo: You always act stupid.

Theo:

Theo: Wait...

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Arthur: We’re getting married, bitches!

Theo: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

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Comte: As top in this relationship, I think we should-

Mitsuki: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.

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Theo: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organised.

Mitsuki: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Theo: That one. I want that one.

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Theo: Dude-

Arthur: No no, Hold up, rewind.

Arthur: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me dude??

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Arthur: Kissing can burn 26 calories in a minute, wanna ma- work-out with me?

Mitsuki: Are you saying I'm fat..?

Arthur: No that's not what I mea-