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Anybody got any tips for getting into honors math? :3
#ikea needs help#ikea is the best furniture store#ikea#ikea posts#ikea is best#ikea likes math#but isn’t actually good at math#specifically honors geometry#:3
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Ikea rats yall
listen if we all fill out the customer feedback form asking for rats i feel like we can have them back. I know you can bet them secondhand but thats twenty dollar they were originally under one dollar I need a pile of rats U need a pile of rats we all need a pile of rats go tell ikea about this plz spread this to ur fellow rat fanatics Look him in the eyes this is the rat we need change.org petition if thats more your speed
#rats#ikearat#ikea plushies#ratta#GOSIG RÅTTA#gosig#gosig ratta#help plz#i want this rat so bad#not even one i need like 200
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Alright I lied, I might be getting back into the Swedes and thinking of re-writing for them again 😔💖
#Someone! SOS! I might have fallen and will need help getting up!#GOD#REWRITTING MY OWN FIC?#HORROR#So much of it was amazing#like how donyou even rewrite something thats (in my eyes) good?#ikea fam will always have my back though#…. I think#jk ily all#jossambird self confessions
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How do your faith + trans support interlock with each other?
(This isn't me looking for a fight, I genuinely want to know.)
I don't want people to die.
I cannot share the love of Christ with someone if they are dead.
#musings#argonometra#bandit answers questions#bandit#i'm...not going to throw this into the general tags because i also do not want to start a fight#and like i could try and go into more depth if you want#idk if i think it's a sin or not you know#i'm not trans and i think it's a complicated issue#but for me it comes down to that#the suicide rates of queer people and especially trans people is so high#and God knows everything and everyone so much better than i do you know#i can only help with what i have the ability to help#i don't want people to die#/i don't want people to die/#God loves you and i don't think He wants you to die either#it's not my job to fix people or save people or change people#God will take care of all of that if it needs to be taken care of#i cannot share the love of Christ with someone if they are dead#...and that's not just like witnessing and talking and whatever#i cannot be involved with someone's life if they are dead#i cannot go help someone build ikea furniture if they are dead#i cannot take someone to lunch if they are dead#i cannot be Christ to someone if they are dead#etc.#that may sound flimsy and frail but like#that's the core of it#...and is probably the core of a lot of my other less popular complicated faith views as well#i don't want people to die + God can take care of it
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Mayor: *texting* Wru
Y/N: *texting back* Taking a shit
Mayor: *visibly angry text* Shit faster.
#reader be like#EUGH??#bitch what am i#supposed to do#lmk#lego monkie kid#lmk mayor#mayor x reader#heartbeat#mayor impatient as fuck#he got lost at ikea thats all#needs help
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Only the most tasteful and subtle picture frames for my Animals photos...
#took me over three years b u t i'm finally starting to frame a bunch of my animals magazines and posters and photographs 🙏😔#SHOUT-OUT TO IKEA AND LOCAL THRIFT STORES#i need to put hooks on the back of some of them since this one didn't have any on the back b u t i couldn't pass up this frame#also this was a photo i got last year at a comic convention and i talked the vendor's ear off about alan and the animals for like 20 minutes#found them again this past year and..... yeah infodumped for another 20 minutes about animals and meeting the alan for myself#finding people irl who know about the animals is SO COOL!!!!!!!#the cashier at the thrift store i got this frame at actually noticed the shirt i was wearing of the animals and recognized them!!!!#and said that they've never seen an animals t-shirt before!!! 🥹🥹#I AM CHANGING THE WORLD!!! ONE LITTLE GEORDIE ANIMAL AT A TIME!!!#fourth person irl who has ever noticed one of my animals' shirts 😔🙏 this time during pride month no less...... very special 🏳️🌈🙏#ANYWAY. animal. i'll share other framed photos in the near future 🙏#also i love this photo in general because eric and chas have cool shades and hilton is :D#aLAN...... ALAN........#eric burdon#hilton valentine#chas chandler#john steel#alan price#the animals#classic rock#60s rock#british invasion#the girl can't help it
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Fuck you scalpers
bc the actual fucking Teru Vash is only 10-15 bucks (shipping from japan pushes that up obv)
#teru vash#teru vash will haunt me forever bruhhhh ToT#200 bucks the fuck damn man fuck offff#and i was pissed at my ikea alien for being 25 bucks when the actual alien cost 7 bucks which is still fucking ridiculous#but i figured if i can never get my hands on a teru vash i might as well get the alien ToT#and the seller had the audacity to put a “thank you for helping my business” card in there like BRUH YOU DONT HAVE A BUSINESS#YOU AND ALL OF THE OTHERS BUY UP A POPULAR PLUSH AND MAKE PPL PAY RIDICULOUS PRICES I HOPE YOU CATCH ON FIRE ACTUALLY#if you do this fuck you i hate you catch on fire like seriously#im still gonna learn how to make my own but im gonna do smaller versions and tests but i need a job first lmao
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we finished painting the walls in my room today - well, two of them, the ones that we started yesterday. tomorrow we're going to ikea, and then hopefully we'll finish the one wall in my husband's room, and start the two in my room (they're gonna be a different colour than the first two)
#today I am not covered in paint from head to toe! success!#everything still hurts but it's tolerable at the moment#I hope well get my room done by Friday (since we'll be moving our stuff this weekend & my friend will help me build shelves and stuff. which#the walls need to be finished for 😬)#also: we're going to ikea to have them look at the kitchen that we've planned 😬 I'm so nervous lol#it's gonna be so embarrassing if I did everything wrong somehow#and it said the appointment is 45 minutes so that's scary haha.#but it's gonna be too much money (and time and effort to assemble it all) to mess it up so. my social anxiety will just have to be very#brave lol. 😬#personal
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#leech art#I NEED THE IKEA ALIEN PLUSH SO BAD ITS SO CUTE HELP MEE#WHY DONT THEY DELIVER TO CALIFORNIA IM LIKE SO MANY MILES AWAY FROM AN IKEA
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❛ I've brought you all here today because you are the world's best superheroes, and I've just bought a shit ton of flat-packed furniture from ikea. Avengers assemble. ❜
#sksksksks#this is just crack but she'd definitely say this#shes just a little old lady and needs some help with ikea furniture#' 𝙱𝙴𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙳 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚂𝚈𝙼𝙱𝙸𝙾𝚃𝙴 ' // ooc.
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I got a motorized sitting/standing desk recently and it might be my new favourite thing.
I love being physically comfortable with proper ergonomics finally. I love pressing buttons and watching a machine do a thing. I love the pleasant gentle whirring/humming it makes as it adjusts itself. I love that it can memorize two presets for your ideal sitting/standing heights and just goes there when you hit the preset buttons.
It just feels like such a friendly, accommodating little machine. I'm enamored.
#sable's life#it's an ikea mittzon btw#the electric ones are not /inexpensive/ but a decent investment if you need such a thing#there are also crank ones for less#definitely get a friend to help move and build it#it is very heavy
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Tumblr, I seriously need to know something from you.
I had this drink once in my life and never saw it again, it felt like a fever dream until I finally gatheted proof of its existence, SO
#ikea#ikea food#tumblr polls#tumblr help#help tumblr#tumblr pls save me#ice tea#seriously how do i make you guys reach this post#please please save me#beverage#food and drink#drinks#yeah!#i swear i did not hallucinate that#i need someone to confirm they know it too
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LOOK at this thing my mother bought me. The *checks notes* BLÅVINGAD
#i need a name for him someone help#i wanted a blåhaj but apparently there were none on ikea#well there were but. smaller#so she just bought this one#but thats fine this one is also great! its like blahajs cousin#whale edition#+ he has a bag i can put things inside!! thats cool too#ikna talks
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FINALLY GOT THE IKEA SHARK AND ORCA!!!!!!!
also forgot i had a orca plush before so now she has a calf :)
#yes i need help naming them PLEASEEEEE give me as many names as you can think of#i want to give them as many middle names as possible#i am gonna name the orcas after real life orcas but don't know which ones yet#they don't have the same markings but shhhh it's an adoptive calf#my children#plushies#ikea plushies#orca
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it's my first day in my new apartment and here is a list of things i'm unreasonably excited about having:
a kitchen!! i can cook with an oven! i can have multiple things cooking on the stove at the same time! i can wash the dishes standing up at a sink instead of kneeling on the floor! (i used to cook my food with a single hot plate (is that the word?? anyway) and wash dishes in two big plastic tubs on the bathroom floor)
a tiny little balcony!! (a french balcony in finnish, one that's basically just a door you can open and railing right outside to keep you from falling down) i don't even have any special reason for why this one is good, it's just somehow really nice! but i can open the door and get some of the wonderful spring air in! and the glass door lets in so much light!!
a second floor apartment!! people can't see in! i can people-watch without it being super obvious! no one can let their dog piss right outside my window! it'll be warmer in winter because there's some insulation between me and the earth!
#the floor is currently filled with stuff so there isn't space yet#but it feels so spacious!#and it feels like a full home because it has a kitchen and like. a cupboard in the bathroom#this feels like a place where i could invite someone over#partially because when coming to help me move my dad also brought me the following items:#two chairs from my parents' house#my parents' newish vacuum cleaner (mum prefers the older one)#a mattress (and a new pillow and duvet from ikea)#so if i invite someone over the place will be actually clean#and they will have a place to sit that isn't my bed or the single chair i used to own#and i can have a friend crash on my floor if needed
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Today I acquired several new Star Wars rpg books I've been looking for (and left a lot behind because I didn't have my master list updated), some shiny new dice, and a few new cheap collectables. I was also good and didn't spend fifty bucks on a plush gelatinous cube (even though I really wanted him). Did get some new miniatures that I'll eventually get around to painting once I get my work space finally set up. I have a very long list of things that need to get done before the summer heat and I'll probably only get a small bit completed; progress is progress though.
#birdy collects nerdy things#I've got a bunch of stuff that's getting donated this week and a lot more that will eventually go#still need to figure out what I'm going to do about those missing screws for the drawers#partner does not want to go to ikea with me so i might have to go alone this week#not sure if they can help or if I'll just have to buy new stuff#might also have a look on ebay and see if anyone is selling just the screws#because I've found stranger things before#also have to go into my credit union and talk about high interest accounts#my old one got closed out due to unforeseen circumstances and a fuck up#so while i could have reopened it i wouldn't get that same interest rate again since it's no longer offered#I'd rather have it someplace that easier to access anyway#i used a bit of it today to buy my books#because it was my mom's life insurance money and it feels good to use it on nerdy things that she didn't approve of
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