#ikea lol

[iamjacksartistry]

Corporate World.

[graytodd]

[chaosfantasmic]

They would do this tho

[bocchidaily2024]

bocchi the djungleskog bear

Day 267: A soft and warm friend

[allthatispeculiar]

[g1ngerbeer]

miscellaneous

[pacificpikachu]

💙🤍💛

[iliveunderarock]

shoutout to this youtube comment for giving me this idea! it is canon now

[temeyes]

anyways, 141 as jellycats (and why)

soap 🧼 bc he has a lil tartan bow tie! (me and him 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿)

i do not think this needs to be explained for ghost 👻 (biggest flex is having this🥹)

the little cap for gaz? absolutely yes🫶🏼

this took me a while but i feel like price has to just be a classic lil bear, sadly, there are no cigar jellycats😔✋

sorry for replying so late bestie!! but omg, as a plushie/stuffed toy lover, I'M SO IN LOVE WITH UR ASK!!! and these ones u sent are very accurate to the bois LMAO!!!

tho i changed Gaz into a tennis ball instead of a baseball since tennis is an English sport,, thought it was more fitting hehe

[chiimeramanticore]

my partner has gotten into recreationally browsing ikea.com so i made them an ikea gijinka

[podcastwizard]

love when i've been on hold for like thirty minutes and i'm so upset and frustrated that i'm seeing ghosts and then the line finally clicks over and i hear someone say "hey i'm so-and-so how can i help you" and i have to remember to be a normal person again

[whotfelsewantedtobelynnyx]

- Vox is literally the only one who’s at all productive. Alastor could be if he wanted to, but he doesn’t want to (usually. Sometimes he does like to help Rosie out), and Valentino can’t read.

- Sometimes Zestial gets sent out/goes of his own accord to help them. This doesn’t really make them more effective as a) Alastor and Vox are still fighting and he has no intention of getting between them, b) he really can’t read the instructions. They’re all written in modern shorthand that basically reads like hieroglyphics to him (really, he can read those better) and c) Valentino still can’t read.

“Okay, pass me parts 3A and 3C.”

*frustrated grumbling* “Why does each piece have subsections sorted in its own cypher? Why not simply number them and be done with it?”

“I don’t know, okay? Just pass me them.”

“I know not which thou means. Thou has the key to our troubles in thy hands.”

“UGH. Okay, Val, toss me that big tool you have there.”

“Well, if you insist~”

“Eugh. Do us all a favor and keep in your pants.”

“I’ll keep it in your pants.”

“Was that flirtatious or an insult? Either way it fell flat, but I’d like to know the difference.”

“You little-“

- Rosie and Carmilla have learned the difference between the various noises of chaos and can easily tell which should be considered alarming. The younger overlords (Zeezi and Velvette) have not and it still freaks them out.

*distant crashing*

“Holy shit, what was that?”

“Relax, honey, they’re fine. They just dropped the box.”

*shrieking*

“Uh, are you sure-“

“He’s fine. He’s always yelling about something. You only have to worry if he goes quiet.”

“Well, when you put it that way, you make him sound like a toddler.”

“Good.”

*shouted curses*

“Oye! We JUST talked about this! NO VIOLENCE ON MY WHITE RUGS.”

*brief silence, cut off by horrible, guttural screaming*

“…darling, did you just drop that screw you’ve been looking for for the past half hour?”

Very important headcanon that Charks and I have decided we need to share:

There is IKEA in Hell. All furniture (aside from custom-made stuff) in Hell comes from IKEA. And whenever Vox, Valentino, or Alastor act up during meetings, Rosie puts them in assembly time-out.

[onlyjesting]

My IKEA alien plushie fanart

[scoobit9]

Afton and Aftonsparv

[buttermagg]

Sebastian plush and Painter at the Louis Vuitton store (I was at the mall again and thought this would be silly)

[blahajoffical]

Blahaj wearing jewellery!

He wishes he had piercings