#ik its hella dark

[aphchinass]

(All day all day) Watch them all fall down

[femmesandhoney]

The dark media focusing on women that you mentioned still falls into the bury your gays trope, especially with killing eve. We as lesbians deserve better than constant negativity. The L word original, even is filled with cheating. What shows and movies have you seen that don’t have any of this, to the point where you feel like it’s over flooding with positivity and no dark media? Almost all of the media aimed at us is already so dark, open your fucking eyes?

[psycho-static]

lmao the next two!! Me pickles n Nathan designs Nathan was hella hard to design cuz i just...didnt have any ideas for him, unlike pickles lmao what do u lot think? Design notes under cut: (warning very long lmao)

PICKLES .His neck is scrawny his frame is rather small but has like a weird potbelly less average more..skinny fat build (despite this hes still pretty strong when anegred, fuled by darkness and hatred 😍) .He wears a pretty thick bandana to hide his balding head .And he only has so many dread...alot of em probably fell out lmao .Said dreads are also....sentient??? idk man i think pickles having living hair would be cool asf lmao little tentacles that let him pick up 5 weed baggies at once! wahoo!!! (Inspired by the hamburger time dream sequence) .His vest is more distintcly ripped and has the exodia sign on it despite what its associated with, he still thought the shirt was cool, so he wore it anyway lmao .His trousers are hella baggy, thick comfy, and patchy, that man almost NEVER changes his trousers its like the only pair he has .So he has them custoimsed with skull kneecaps because thats BRUTAL!!!! .He has fishnets ontop of his cuffs because it looks neat, also weirdly both aquatic and metal??? it works lmao .This man would defo have a tattoo, in this case a massive drunk (or dead) octopus on his arm (his spiritual awakening told him it was a good idea ) (the only tattoo he has that isint complete shite) .The rest of the tats he got he was drunk asf when he got em (not pictured here but they defo exist lol) .His teeth and eyes are yellow cuz hes c r u s t y as f u c k . He has more peircings, pickles is a pretty big peircing enthusiast he some some on the back of his neck his nipples and probably his nuts too lmao .And obligatory arm hair lmao --------------------------------------------------------------------------- NATHAN. Ngl i had....no ideas for him lmao nathans design works as is tbh hes a pretty smiple guy he dosent need nothing fancy to be brutal HE IS THE BRUTALITY .Ik alot of ppl draw nathan pretty tan but ngl...i think hed be pale as fuck lmao nothing screams more brutal that permenant corpse paint .He has pretty dark black bags around his eyes aswell as some black drippy tears round them .His shirt n jeans are a bit ripped, but thats about it .His hair covers one of his eyes, topped with a menacing face shadow, the moment he flips his hair back though, he turns to a right sofite .And the obligatory body hair, he defo deserves some lol

[tacharie]

VERY LATE REVIEW ON EPISODE 8 WOW.

HEY GUYS SO SO SORRY IVE BEEN LATE BUT IM HERE… ROGHT BEFORE EPISODE 9 😭😭😭. guys but for realsies I don’t really have much to say for episode 8 cause I mostly forgot what happened. TIME TO BRING OUT THE SCREENSHOTS. As always, spoilers ahead of you have not already read Tokyo Debunker Episode 8, and these were written in the order of my reactions, so you will be seeing how my reactions progress. There will be no more spoiler warning ahead of this soooo pls don’t blame me DANKE :3

ohhhhhh ok ok I see this and I’m kinda not liking it!! They’re pretty and all but like… I hate auctions cause it’s like geez louise. I’ve read so many zombie manwhas where they start selling people at auctions and it makes me so uncomfortable now that I see auctions.

ANYWAYS staring off strong with my boy RITSU!! I haven’t seen you in forever my lizard looking friend what’s happening !!!

this bitch is no longer my friend. WHAT ARE YOU BEING SO MEAN FOR DO YOU NOT REMEMBER THE ANNOUNCEMENT OF US TURNING INTO AN ANOMALY LIKE DANG. Like Ik you’re all head first into work or whatever but geez Louise, part of being a lawyer is being empathetic to understand how to get evidence from witnesses dumb dumb.

why is this LOSER. Not listening to my glorious queen. Just because it don’t follow the charts does NOT mean that it isn’t plausible like cmon think logical here. Also, when he’s like getting mad at Taiga without actually talking to him, I can just see him shaking his fist in the air lmao. Moving on from him… ROMEO CALLED US :3!!

HAIIII ROMEO MY NEW FAVORITE OF SINOSTRA WHATS POPPING!!! Also, NEW FACE!! NEW FACE FROM ROMEO I THINK. He has an angry one all the time last time, but now this one is more like… concerned?? Idk MOVING ON!! Also, I’m starting to like Romeo and I really want to know his lore for now. Cause look at this:

Like who is doing this to you BBG!!! I kinda feel bad for him he’s js a lil guy sometimes :(

(NOT IN LIKE THE FANON MIDORIYA WAY BUT IN LIKE A he’s very pitiful sometimes)

Also dang what is with this tension between Taiga and Romeo bruh. Like they’re legit acting like exes. I DONT SHIP THEM DONT GET ME WRONG. But like… there was DEFINITELY SOMETHING. Especially since Taiga remembers his name/nickname.

Yuri and Jiro :(!!! I MISSED YOU TWOO HAIIIII!!! Guys they’re so cute lmao Yuri getting worried like a friend awwwwww… though I’m pretty sure it’s because Jiro is still his subject. ARGHH OMG 😭💕 “I was only there cause I was looking for you” AWWWWWWW THATS SO SWEET!! The whole vomiting scene was so funny and silly and cute of them I hope we see them more!!

WOAHHHHHHHHHH!!! AWOOGA HELLO 😍😍😍!!! GUYS THEY LOOK SO PRETTAYYYYY!! Dang Romeo hand selected them, no surprise there. They’re sooooo cute AND THE MC AHHHHHH SHES SO SILLY 😭😭💕💕💕!!!

“try not to be discreet” immediately grabs Taiga’s ear. Oh wow. Also Imma need Taiga to STOP WOTH THE KITTEN TALK. IVE HAD IT 😡😡. ITS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE!

WHAT. NO. NONONONONONONONONO PLEASEEEEEEE SPARE ME WHY ME 😭😭😭. WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE HAVE TO SHARE A ROOM WITH THESE THREE LUNATICS. BRUH TAIGA’S PROBABLY LIKE A SLEEP BITER. UH UH I REFUSE 😡. You guys are rich aren’t you?? Can’t we have separate rooms pretty please. Also besides from sharing, I don’t like the idea of staying overnight. Cause they told us nothing!! We ain’t got toothbrush, deodorant, NADA. It’s gotta REEK in there.

Ok so… Romeo knowing the password is not rubbing me the right way. I hate it actually. Romeo please don’t be TOO sketch!!! Please please please I BEGGGG!! Also woah… I don’t like how it looks!! Like the AI is so obvious with this one PLEASEEE INVEST IN A BACKGROUND ARTIST. It’s not that difficult I promise you. The music is hella nice tho MEAH MWAH LOVELYYYY!! Also if you screen record a video with the background, you can see they added a shaky effect which was cool!!

alright Romeo. How’s you come up with the name. Guys he might actually be in some dark shit uh oh. Chat I think my fav sinostra character is cooked. Taiga pointing that out makes js confirms my suspicions. Like guys. Sighs. Also, I highly doubt Gojo teacher is gonna bail us out of this one taiga 🙁… he’s … NOT THAT GREAT!!

Ok so we split up anddddd… Taiga went to a bar. Naturally. RITSU, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM. Like, I know he’s not personally insulting anyone, but like getting compared to Romeo is bad?? I mean, I guess they’re kinda opposites so IG!! Gulping down Taiga’s drink is WILD LMAOOO 😭😭.

ok moving onto their little exploration, Taiga, leaves his three blind mice looking glasses alone. It’s actually kinda cute that Ritsu is so sweet for his mom. ALSO HOURS??? FOR GLASSES?? I thought I was indecisive geez man. And oh!! They found the mask right? NOT TAIGA SUGGESTING THEY GANK THEM WHAT 😭 WHY IS HE SHOOTONG THE PLACE UP HELLO?? WHY DID HE SHOW RITSU TO WHACK THINGS WITH HIS BOOK OMG 😭.. IM DEADDDD.

alrighty now our side. Romeo and queeny let’s gooo!!! Romeo scamming some guy is actually crazy lmao. But like, he knew this guy?? Then why is this guy acting like he doesn’t know Romeo? That’s … STRANGE!! Anyways, AHHHH THAT ONE ART OF HIM HOLDING THE PAINTING WAS EVERYTHING :(!! So sweet so cute!! Other than the fact he scammed someone but I digress!!!

“There’s only a handful of people in this world that know the true vale of things.” Such an odd sentence to add, that’s more of an inner dialogue thing but he said it aloud. Maybe he meant smth else by it but like IM NOT THAT DETECTIVY GUYS!!

Romeo please leave my Boy Yuri alone 😭😭. They got that little man stressing fr. But I wanted to point out a few things from their conversation:

-“ Someone’s gotten cocky” (Romeo to Yuri) The word gotten changed the entire meaning of THSI sentence. They knew each other before… from Frostheim maybe?? Cause we know both of them have personal beef from frost heim, maybe they both transferred but were once close back then. Sounds kinda cliche but. Further evidence: “I remember when you ran off crying to the grubby old lab, now you’re playing king of the castle?” So maybe not together, but just what kind of connection did they have? Maybe Romeo was a bully :(

BUT WAIT !! THERES MORE!!! “ha ha. Fine words coming from a has-been like you. Why, I hardly hear anyone speak of you these days. I suppose your accomplishments were only possible before you relinquished your brand name. Oh, I suppose it’s more accurate ‘before it was stolen from you?’ “. … WOW!! Ok!!! So yeah Romeo was popular, he was .. maybe forced out of Frostheim because of his family situation… or maybe bullied out of it. With Romeo, a lot of times someone mentions something being stolen from him, which is probably why he’s so obsessed with wealth. Their relationship is so strange, I need to raise their affinities to see more lore.

Aw yeah, my queen got the lobster and pasta she deserved for her dinner!! I’m so glad that we don’t have to sleep with each other bro like legit JUMPING FOR JOY 😆😆😆!!!

Aw shucks Romeo is being shady once more ; “ Just relax by your little fireplace and I’ll bring you a nice souvenir. I’ll bring you back that mask so don’t forget our deal.” PROFESSOR HYDE. IK ITS YOU. WTF ARE YOU UP TO. Why does he want that mask, why does he need a mask, is he doing this against Darkwick or for them? Guys I need answers like urgently.

Oh no. It’s Taiga. Everyone smile and wave. Bruh why is he talking to us like he don’t know us m. It’s us, your kitty patootie. YEAHHHH HE RECOGNIZED US!! PROGRESS GUYS!! Omg wait he might actually remember the train… HE DID !! HE DID YES 😭😭!! TAIGA YOU ARE THE GOAT MY GLORIOUS KING TAIGA. Wait but he forgot where the monster went. Man… can’t do nothing fr 🙁. Uh oh :3 Romeo caught us!! DAMN TAIGA BEING SO MEAN FOR WHAT. “We were just talking about how gross you sound buttering someone up” like dang. We think that, not say that. What power does Gojo teacher hold to control Romeo so easily… I don’t get it :(.

phew day 2, auction day!! Taiga sleeping in the ceremony is so real. WHY IS HE SO READY TO SHOOT EVERYBODY GEEZ. Oh!! Romeo comes busting in… AHHHHHH MY GLORIOUS QUEEN MC IN THE BACKGROUND SUCH A CUTIE. Oh he actually started shooting ok!!! Awesome!!! OH WHAT THE… THEYRE ALL GLITCHING. RUN MC TUN. DONT LET THE OTHERS SLACK YOU!!

Ok so they got to the exit, and they won’t let us out… AWESOME. JUST AWESOME. Bruh Taiga is going on some riddle shit JS TELL US PLEASEEEEE. Bruh. Romeo. My guy. My pall. WHY TF DID YOU HAVE SO MUCH TREASURE 😭😭😭. WHY WOULD YOU THROW IT RIGHT AT RITSU. RITSUUUUU GET YO ASS HOME!! Oh wait his stigma nvm. He’s chilling. That panel of Ritsu saying his stigma goes hard though.

AWWWWW THEIR DIRT COVERED FACES ARE SO CUTE!!! AHHH I LOVE IT!! Too bad about the mask and Romeo’s treasure but we chilling. OH WAIT NVM TAIGA GOT THE MASK!! YAYAYYAYAY!! Romeo looks so happy aw 😭. Oh.. OH!!! ARE THEY ABOUT TO KISS?? WHAT HAOPENED IT ZOOMED IN ONTO ROMEO’S LIPS WHAT HAPPENDD.

Oh we’re back at the Diner with Ritsu. WAIT CAN WE SEE OUR BOY REN :3??? BRUH WHAT. TAIGA ATE THE FUCKING MASK??? HUH??? Another probation is actually crazy dang…

Oh shit Taiga and Hyde. “Lay off Lulu” AWWWWWW HE CARES ABOUT HIS FRIEND. AWWWWW!!! Bruh Hyde is actually pissing me off bro tf you mean “The stage is nearly set” FOR WHAT??? FOR WHAT PURPOSE??? Guys 😭

ok so that’s that. Uhhhhh I might have skipped a few parts but this is merely going off on the deleted screenshots I took the time I read it. The only thing I do remember is what I was thinking on each scene. Honestly, not much was given in this one for like DARKWICK lore, except for the fact they work with underground connections as well as governmental. That’s actually so wild how powerful they are. I’m actually so excited to see more of Ritsu’s emotional side, and Romeo/ Taiga’s backstory, not just tightened but their personal ones too. Still don’t have Taiga’s unique magic womp womp :(. Hyde… is freaking me out a bit too. And nothing has been explained about why Hyde called Sho for a “special mission”. It doesn’t look like he’s gonna be a part of the next chapter too, so it’s making sho SUPPERRRR SUS rn. But anyways I hoped you enjoyed and I will make another one of these VERY soon for Episode 9 :3!! Ciao , until next chapter!!

[kaycode1999]

hey!! Ik you’re probs a bit busy w these so no rush, but I’d like to request a match up for either mha or kny. My pronouns are she/her and I’m a female, either gender is fine by me!

For personality, Im have the ISFP type. I’m quite introverted, I hate speaking to strangers, or people in general. Crowds kinda scare me as well. I’m pretty shy and meeting new people is especially difficult for me. Im pretty funny (not my own words) and I love to draw, read, write, or anything with creativity tbh. I’m practically married to my Spotify, there’s barely any time you won’t see me without headphones. I get decent grades, but I do tend to get distracted very easily and I zone out a ton! I’m pretty outgoing once you get to know me, and I’m definitely a bit touch and attention starved. My aesthetic is sorta tomboyish ig. I’ve been told multiple times that I dress like I’m homeless lol. My favourite colour is navy blue.i hardly ever wear make up also, I’m just too lazy

I have shoulder length hair that’s sooo thick. It takes forever to brush and I can’t even shower properly w it. I like to dye my hair, and right now it’s purple at the ends with my natural roots (brown). My favourite season is fall just bc where I am we get stormy autumn’s, and I LOVE stormy weather. I usually go outside when it’s raining as well, I adore it.id definitely consider myself an insomniac as well, staying up to ungodly hours of the morning on the days before tests has proven that. It’s nonstop, I can’t remember a single night I went to bed before midnight. This means I also have hella dark under eyes 😭

thx for taking the time to look at this!

(also sry for the bad set up of the request, I rambled)

Demon Slayer/ Kimetsu no Yaiba

I match you with

Mitsuri Kanroji

Mitsuri can be nervous around crowds or people she doesn't know too, or at least she was. I know I saw either a fanart or a manga panel of her hiding in Rengoku’s haori somewhere and it was adorable. So she understands

I think she's gotten more comfortable and able to handle dealing with strangers better now, so she'll take the lead and keep the pressure off of you

She loves your humor and thinks you're hilarious

I think she's creative too, but of your interests she probably shares reading the most

She will give you all the affection you want😂 she's a sweetheart like that

She's not the kind to mind if you don't wear makeup or if dress “tomboyish” she just loves you for you

She'll love to help you take care of your hair, she knows a few things from taking care of her own long thick hair

She's has to stay up all night dealing with demons a lot herself, so she might be up to be there with you anyway

My Hero Academia

I match you with

Dabi/ Touya Todoroki

By nature he's pretty introverted and does not socialize…. Like at all

Your humor was surprising to him, as in he didn't really have anything to genuinely laugh about before you. Now he laughs all the time because of you. *its a small chuckle or maybe even a smirk/smile but a win is a win*

He's more destructive in nature, not creative, but I think over time your creativity rubs off on him

He's attention and affection starved too, unfortunately that means that at first he isn't used to it. But eventually you both get comfortable with each other and giving and receiving affection

He dresses a lot like you so win-win, you get to swap clothes

We've all seen the jokes about him being a hairstylist correct?😂 It would be in a different way than he normally does *through fire* but he would help you with your hair too. He really likes you're colorful hair

He likes rainy/stormy weather as well, so if you go out in it he will definitely join you

Does he ever sleep anyway?😭😭 He’ll more than likely be up along with you

But you guys can have your own special thing when that happens like playing cards or going for walks. Nice quality time

I truly believe Dabi could be good if given the love and affection he deserves so being with you just automatically makes him better

[serendipminie-writes]

WASSUP YOU LOOK COOL SO TRICK OR TREAT?

begging for a treat, ik absolutely nothing about your stories and wips but the titles are magnificent

also noticed the "vampire lover" and *talk to me i don't bite" and absolutely died

and so in honor of that please pretend that i have arrived at your doorstep dressed as carmilla the og ww vampire (nope totally didnt just finish the book and apsjdksosjah)

Ohh yay I love Trick or Treat asks! It's never too early for Halloween~

I'm trying to make intro posts for my wips currently, so hopefully I'll be able to share them with you when I'm done! You seem hella cool too, I love your blog's aesthetic~

Yeah I am kind of obsessed with vampires honestly, I have a friend who's convinced I am one myself lol~ I'm glad you noticed the small details eeee I adore worldbuilding and always sprinkle some everywhere I can~

Oh Carmilla nice costume! I am dressed as my oc Adelaide Valentine from my wip Blood Moon (intro page in progress, it is a wlw romance between a vampire and her mafia boss) and I will give you a treat in form of a snippet from the prologue of Blood Moon!

London, England, 1859

****~

Welcome to the eternal afterlife, Adelaide Valentine.

I open my eyes abruptly, gasping only to find out that I do not need to breathe. My heart lay still in my chest, no pulse working my body or filling my bloodstream.

I look around frantically. I can see perfectly in the darkness surrounding me, almost as if someone has switched on a light. I can see the dark room, see the figure of the strange woman, standing tall. She is watching me almost intently, but as to why, I can only guess.

I get up easily and quite quickly, meaning at least my legs are the same, and only when I hold myself upright am I aware of the burning; a burning, savage thirst in my throat.

And then a sharp pain in my lower lip, and the taste of the same bitter blood flooding my mouth. I run a hesitant tongue carefully along my teeth only to find that my canines have become sharp, needle-like incisors. So that explains the cut in my lip.

“You are beautiful,” the strange woman gasps in a neatly clipped British accent, similar to the one that I have grown up learning.

I turn to face her, surprised when it seldom takes less than a second.

The woman steps slowly, cautiously, almost precisely towards me.

“I have done it,” she says, gently brushing the side of my face with her hand. “I have Turned you perfectly. Oh, so beautiful. You will seduce many, if not all that you come across.”

A feral growl escapes my lips. The woman's gesture is almost possessive, and wrong. I shove her with all my strength, wanting nothing more than to get her off of me. She falls back with incredible speed, flying into the mirror decorating the wall with unnerving force.

The mirror shatters into tiny fragments, shards falling like diamond rain down on the room. The woman falls limp on the floor, the top of her head cracked open and bleeding, liquid staining her ebony hair. Crimson blood too bright to be human spreads slowly across the polished marble floor of the room.

I watch it flow, almost mesmerized by it. Staring at the scarlet liquid makes my throat start to burn even more, and I realize, know the way to put out the flame scorching my throat.

More than anything, I am terrified, looking down at my hands. I have… killed someone. I am overwhelmingly heartsick and want, no, need to get away from here as soon as possible.

I take one last dubious look at the unconscious woman, catching a brief glimpse of my reflection in a mirror shard.

My face is smooth, unmarked, my skin a pale shade of white, but what surprises me most are my eyes. My irises have become the same piercing, burning crimson as the woman’s had been.

I shake my head and sprint for the open glass door, out onto the balcony. I nimbly climb the gilded gold railing, perch delicately on its edge for just a moment before jumping, propelled forward by an almost primal instinct.

I fall at frightening speed through twelve feet of air and land, perfectly on my feet, in a steady crouch on the stone below.

I straighten, looking around me. I can smell the humans- smell the scent of their sweat, the perfume of their skin, and deeper beneath that, the ever-so tempting salty-sweet scent of blood.

They are so weak, helpless, I notice, compared to me. I could simply strike each and every one of them unrivaled.

I relax, letting my newly acquired instincts take over.

Yes, this must be the afterlife after all.

Thank you so much for the ask! I hope you enjoy~

[shrikeicee]

SMOKEY ! my boy smokey

so his setting needs some explanation also hes newer so his storys a lot more scattered and incomplete

his universe takes place in one of my favorite games called The Long Dark. its a freezing cold northern canadian island called Great Bear thats experienced a sort of geomagnetic storm thats cut the power everywhere and somehow stopped batteries from working either. in this game, auroras happen every so often during the night but theyre not normal, they fuck with electricity somehow and make it so that power and batteries work again, just for the duration of the aurora, tho

ive meshed together some already existing lore to form Darkwalker. shes an ancient earth spirit of some sort or whatever whose been awoken by the mining and deforestation of great bear and wants revenge on the mainlanders who come just to take.

every aurora, she possesses a vessel of her choosing to kill any mainlander she comes across. its not a random person each time tho, she picks one person and latches onto them and uses them until they die. she doesnt super care about people, she just wants the mainlanders gone.

so smokeys about the 6th or 7th vessel shes had in her couple hundred or so years of activity. once her previous vessel had died of sepsis or whatever, she picked a fresh new vessel, little 8 year old smokey. (she picks vessels younger cause theyre easier to manipulate into doing what she wants outside of auroras, so she can get more mainlanders killed)

darkwalker can do this fun and cool thing with her vessels where she can graft animal flesh to them with next to no consequence, no ones figured out how the hell this works. she uses this ability to quickly heal wounds (smokey gets shot in the leg? shove dear meat into it! he ends up perfectly fine some fucking how). she also uses this to graft animal parts to her vessels, hence why smokey has dear ears, wolf eyes, and dog teeth. shes still testing which build works best :)

she puts the animals bits on him both to improve him as a vessel and to isolate him from other people, which will keep him away from them and closer to her, as his only contact with anything remotely living

so i dont really have a Story yet, just some things that happen here and there

when smokeys 19, he meets earnest whittmore, a lonely fisherman out in bleak inlet (map in the real game). earnest shows this lonely kid a literal scrap of kindness and Oh No Sir Hes Never Leaving You Alone.

now fun fact, earnests wife was killed about 17 years ago by the last vessel of darkwalker. theyd move out to the edge if the island in hopes of evading, but a fishermans salary couldnt afford a house back on the mainland, so darkwalker eventually caught up with her. because of this, earnest tried his hardest not to get attached to smokey, but he was so young and hed just read about those feral kids in europe that morning, so he couldnt resist.

cue to hijinks of fishing dad and feral son thing. being around a normal person with normal people opinions about mainlanders makes smokey doubt that darkwalker is actually right. darkwalkers wants to kill earnest sosososo bad for this but she only has the power to possess smokey during auroras, and earnest HELLA careful with that, he keeps a ward sigil around his house the morning he thinks an aurora will start

enter: huron

hes a mainlander whose bushplane came down jn blackrock (map on the real game) and he got severe brain trauma!!!!!!!!! yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (im playin quick n loose with real human anatomy and i also dont give a shit so bare with me here) he got all fucked up good n proper so his color vision is suddenly shit, so is his general coordination, but he hasnt super noticed cause his memory is now shit ass dookie ! he doesnt really remember what colors look like or that people are usually able to stand without swaying. sounds fun ik.

so anyways, he loots the prison (theres an abandoned prison in the real game map), finds a flare gun and goes to TOWN on the timber wolves and also loose convicts who try to rob him. his sense of morality and self preservation r Gone if u couldnt tell.

so he makes his merry way down to bleak inlet, just kinda wondering around, and along they way he stumbles into smokey!! not during an aurora tho its like mid day. so they smokey throws the first knife and they fight nearly to the death :). smokey almost claws hurons eye out and huron shotguns smokey in the stomach so he has to leave :(.

huron just so happens to make it to bleak inlet and find earnest !! earnest sees this dude stumbling around, tripping over air, and COVERED in blood. he takes huron back to his home and patches him up, he gets to healing for a week before uh oh! smokeys back! earnest has to Plead with them not to kill eachother on his kitchen fucking tiles. he gives smokey soup before kicking him out so huron can heal fully. smokey experiences Jealousy. earnest by full accident ensnares another soul into his web of fatherhood.

eventually huron and smokey learn to chill the fucking fuck out around eachother and go from fighting to the death on sight every month or two to playfully fighting near to the death. they think its enriching. they r like platonic soulmates except instead of being friends they beat the shit out of eachother. cain instinct but u break the dial. i like them so much

thats about it so far, i made smokey some siblings this morning but ive been writing this instead of shoving them in the story. bye

tell me about rocky and smokey

rubs my hands together like a fly sit the fuck down for this

this is part 1 cause i got super lengthy with rocky, ill reblog with smokey soon, theres less about him

so rockys an 1800s bandit cowboy thing. his father was a famous outlaw (rattlesnake) who taught rocky everything he knew about thieving, stealing, and murdering. rocky didnt go to normal people school with normal people kids. as a result hes awkward and doesnt super care about social cues. when he was younger, too young for his father to take him on heists, rocky would spend allday everyday playin out in the woods and foraging for berries n bugs n stuff. enter: marcie.

marcie was born to stuck up, aristocratic parents up in maine. they moved down to kentucky (where rocky is) when she was 8-ish. they keep her cooped up inside all day with schooling, lessons, whatever boring shit they can come up with so she’ll often escape and play in the woods for as long as it takes her parents to find her. one day out in the forest, she meets rocky while his fathers away and theyre instantly best friends (they r the only child the other has ever had prolonged contact with (both only children))

so as they grow up, rocky starts going on heists with his dad, starts getting better and banditing, and starts becoming a Horrible influence. marcie thinks hes the best thing ever. (platonic, theyre both gay) she likes hanging out with him so much cause she thinks hes just so much more interesting than anyone shes ever met and leagues more fun than any of the snooty kids her age that her parents try to get her to hang out with

rocky hangs out with marcie cause shes also a lot different than anyone hes ever met. shes all prim and proper and knows weird skills that he thinks are fun. i have spent far too long on the backstory ok

so theyre 18, and marcie parents want to ship her off to a boarding school to be a doctor or whatever. fuck that. she runs away to bandit with rocky. now rockys dad, alameda is dead by this point, he was killed in a shootout and rockys learned from his dads mistakes. some time passes and rocky n marcie become a fearsome outlaw duo, cottonmouth and screech owl. i dont have any specific scenes that happen here so we’ll gloss over it.

so one day,

[finn-thefox]

was talking ab this to a friend but I gave some ninjago characters a partner pokemon

so like if ninjago was a region, the pokemon kinda replace elemental powers for those who have em. So basically my au is like the pokemon games but with ninjago and some of its characters :)

kai- arcanine, bc idk i feel like hed like a big ol fire doggo but its also a strong fire type like kai

nya- vaporeon or lapras, i cant decide but probs vaporeon bc shed find it rly cute but hers is like hella strong too

jay- raichu, idk gives me jay energy LOL

cole- mudsdale gives me cole vibes so why not, big ol horsey

zane- i wanted to give him frosmoth bc im biased but i feel like his partner would be alolan ninetails

lloyd- im gonna give him a mew bc green ninja destiny shit makes me think hed have something like a mew

wu- i feel like his father would have handed down a legendary to him, so i think hed have a xerneas

garm- i feel like hed have a greninja for no particular reason at all- /s

pixal- i feel like shed have a little jirachi

FSM- mewtwo. do i need to explain? LOL

ronin- probs a thievul, again need i explain? LOL

dareth- meowth. specifically one that can talk like team rocket's meowth

chen- i feel like hed have a throh idk, fighting type so yeah

clouse- i feel like hed have a mandibuzz bc dark type and its kinda ugly AHFBSF

morro- LITERALLY has a gengar like cmon need i explain

acronix- somehow got dialgia...i mean...time god pokemon? it works

krux- i dont know if theres any other time themed pokemon but hed probably have a spiritomb

harumi- zoroark ig

nadakhan- landorus. theyre literally so similar like cmon

ill give em all full teams eventually maybe idk ill try. also, ive decided that Zane's falcon in my au is a talonflame :)

and like ik a few of these guys have literal legendaries which may not make sense aside from wu, FSM and lloyd's cases ig, for acronix and nadakhan its just kinda funny- LMAO

[allkinds-oftrash]

Just watched Eternals; here are my thoughts as a Marvel fan and film student:

(Also I stopped using the dashes halfway through and its mostly rambles and funny comments so don't mind it and this is long so everything is under the cut)

- Hnnng the too dark lighting strikes again in night scenes - who was the gaffer I just wanna talk!

- Every time I see Thena's suit I get sad that it's CGI; yes it looks great but I can now also tell that it's fake. Like there's literally no weight to it and doesn't affect Jolie's movements at all

And I'm sure she must have felt out of character without a proper costume to embody. You know how in the older movies the actors used to say that wearing the suit really made them feel like the hero they were portraying (CEvans and Hemsworth come to mind) and Jolie didn't even get that experience.

- Wtf is Druig doing - is this what people meant that he's a cult leader??

- Does Ajak not speak at all??? Hello yall can't cast Selma Hayek and do her dirty like this

- Of course the English museums stole their artifact; are we even surprised??

- Listen Dane and Sprite are funny af; the dialogue is hella witty

- I love their family dynamic

- Ngl I'm living for the visuals

- Phastos is a mood for wanting us to advance faster

- I'm sorry Druig's powers make him so creepy even if he is cute with Makkari

- So Sersei's powers is basically being the Avatar hshshs

- I can't decide who I like her better with

- Wtf there's an actual sex scene in this; I thought yall were joking I'm so glad I'm watching this on my own rn

- Seeing everyone in traditional Indian clothes during the wedding made me so emotional as an Indian girl welp hshshhs

- Excuse me wtf they really killed off Selma Hayek after like 5 mins of screentime?? And thank god she speaks but also !!! Why would you do this to me Marvel

- The non linear timeline is not working for me welp; this should have been a series tbh to help flesh out all the characters properly and each century or so

- What is going on Thena?? She has alien dementia???

- Druig being the group's devil's advocate but also that's valid especially after he just witnessed genocide and was told not to interfere

- EW WTF IS THIS; why couldn't they just do the whole song in Hindi SCREAMS

- The choreography is on point though

- HAHAHAH FRIENDS FROM COLLEGE - I love Kingo so much alr

- I can't believe he's doing a film based on Ikaris I'm crying

- Way to kill the vibes on set damn

- Karun is iconic and valid

- Not the Eternals documentary

- Him being his whole family acting dynasty we love to see it

-Honestly this film should have just been Kingo's documentary; this is hilarious

- The way Ikaris looked so betrayed when Sersei said even he couldn't take down the Deviant. Yall this is a comedy

- Gil is such a wholesome dad type I love him

- I love this family dyanmic so much; the ribbing and roasting and still having love for each other

Arishem looks like the Iron Giant welp shhshsh

Honestly at the rate Earth is going right now, come on Celestial Tiamut, take us out 👀

I mean Arishem has a point; its our time let's go

Excuse me what there's no Olympia??? Holy shit he gave them fake memories what the fuck

What the fuck - they are just alien factory made beings???

So really this is all just Arishem's Barbie Dreamhouse if you think about it??

Oh shit he fucked up with the Deviant dolls

Wait if they are all manufactured why can't they just make another Ajak??

Ahhahshsh ofc Kingo is thinking what I'm thinking. He said robots I said dolls but yeah basically synthetic beings made by Arishem

I fucking love Kuran so much - Earth's original superheroes shhshsh

Druig is so unsettling to me welp is it just me?? Cos Ik everyone loves him with Makkari but he just creeps me out on his own.

Also I've been thinking of this the whole movie but like their accents; listen I know irl it's the actors' accents but like within the film and universe, how does that work?? Did the accents develop from them or did they adopt it after living in their respective areas for that long. Though they all had distinct accents in the beginning so we can say humanity's accents came from them. That's wild to think about.

- Yikes was not expecting this plotline wtf I cannot with the Wendy-Peter-Tink analogy. So technically it is a weird love square with Sprite-Ikaris-Sersei-Dane. Poor Sprite - I hope they can somehow physically age in the future films

Did Dane just ask Sersei if she was Midas??? Bruh she's literally Circe with S-es instead of Cs

"I've missed you" ??? Okay sir you still left though

Lmao man got YEETED in the middle of a century old ghosting apology

I love Kingo and Karun; yes also Karun HOW MANY CAMERAS DO YOU HAVE SIR??

Again would like to talk to the gaffer about lighting night scenes cos what the fuck is this; I can barely see their faces unless my tv was on Vivid screen mode

Thena's Alien Dementia strikes again

"Karun did you get that" I DIED

I wish we had better lighting for this fight scene it does looks pretty dynamic but still doing nothing for me.

Omg the Deviant evolved even more - I'm screaming. Not him getting all high and mighty

NO NOT GILGAMESH!! STOP KILLING THE GOOD ONES WTF

I'm only halfway through wtf and we still haven't seen where Phastos ends up I mean I know but like narratively gimme his modern introduction

"We need Phastos" There we go. But also LET ME MOURN GIL FOR A SECOND

I hate how the general public misinterpreted this scene; HE DID NOT DO IT!! He didn't cause Hiroshima - humans did. He just feels the guilt of it okay. Leave Phastos alone

I LOVE HIM AND HIS FAMILY!! God I love them so much

The whole Superman bit was funny as hell I adore Jack you funky child

"Fall Collection, IKEA, ass" ICONIC

I love Ben so much okay - best husband. Love that he spoke Arabic

AHHAHAHA KINGO'S DOCUMENTARY COMMENTARY.

I love Makkari so much she's so funny and valid

The sibling energy that Ikaris and Druig excluded in that snack swapping scene *chef's kiss*

Wait did Druig and Makkari not date before??? Stfu Kingo I love them

Space colonisation WELP

Thank god he deferred to Sersei I was so confused why everyone immediately went to Ikaris to be the leader like Hello Sersei was chosen. Listen I hate chosen one tropes but I wannna see her growth

Grow up Sprite shsbsh bad joke

Lol Kingo would follow him to the end?? Is everyone in love with Ikaris??

IKARIS KNEW??? THIS MOFO - he deserved to yeet into the sun (listen this is the main spoiler I know of the movie and I found it funny af that Ikaris/Icarus yeeted to the sun)

IKARIS WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!! How dare you omg this is all your fault SOMEONE YEET HIM TO THE SUN NOW

I'm so confused?? Was this his programming and now he feels guilty or is he just being dramatically emotionally for no reason?? I would not put it past him to do the latter tbh

Can Ikaris fuck off - he is RUINING EVERYTHING by everything I mean this family because I love them so much

He just fucking crushed them and their hearts LOOK AT THEM IKARIS YOU LITTLE SHIT

Of course Sprite is going with him

Omggg Kingo agrees with him?? Okay Kingo is valid for not wanting to hurt them despite what he thinks

Karun I love you so much and him speaking in Hindi I cry

Holy shit Makkari's yell took me out

Ikaris leave Makkari alone

All the Ikaris puns have me dying

Also the way I thought Thena and that Deviant were gonna be a thing from the trailer - am I wrong or will they speedrun enemies to lovers in the 5 mins of their fight

Wtf Sprite that is not cool - listen Sprite doing this is not going to make Ikaris love you

Eyyy Druig for the win but also I'm sad how quickly the family became dysfunctional and broke down

FUCK NO NOT THE DEVIANT MANIPULATING HER WITH GIL FUCK THIS

Sersei's gonna turn Tiamut into a tree challenge

Ikaris is gonna yeet himself into the sun now isn't he

Lol is frozen Tiamut going to be the 8th Wonder of the World?

HE'S YEETING AHAHAH BRUH WHY ARE YOU SO DRAMATIC

Other than for the meta jokes about Ikaris/Icarus, what was the reason for him doing that??? He said sorry that was a start he could have started to mend it with the rest of them

Awww Druig and Makkari my beloved I love them so much

Omg Sprite becoming human I'm so emo don't touch meee

Yeet the family is mending!! Also omg not Thena putting her hand in a toaster

Her dynamic with Jack is everything

Phastos is such a good dad

Sign me up for the Druig/Makkari spin off where they set the other Eternals free

Sgjagsh Sprite needing to go to school and Sersei and Kingo being proxy parental figures.

"Even Ikaris (follow his heart)" I cannot like Sir got rejected and his solution was to yeet into the sun what even.

What's going on with your family Dane???

Omg what is this storm?? What did Ikaris do

Oh shit never mind its Arishem

Wtf this is so omnious

EXCUSE ME THAT'S HOW IT ENDS??? Can you imagine if it really flopped and never got a sequel gajaghs that would be the biggest cliffhanger ever.

Anyways on my way to go see Harry Styles as Thanos' hot brother

"What?" It's Harry Styles, Druig

Omg I just burst out laughing but like not going to lie Harry killed it. Like the younger 1D fangirl in me loved it but also the film student and Marvel fan appreciated his acting. Like he fits who Eros would be, you know.

Well THANK god they'll return otherwise that would have been major cliffhangers

Oh?? There's another scene?? Oooh okay so this kinda answered my Dane question about his family. Is that the Arthurian sword?? What is that and why is it talking to him - I'm so confused

EDIT: I'm a dumbass I googled his character and forgot he was Black Knight smh - can't wait to see what Marvel's gonna do with him

Overall, I loved it - it gave me the family of superheroes I wanted from the Avengers and yes while I do think it would have been better as a series Chloe Zhao did amazing. Hella entertaining my fave bits were all the dynamics between the Eternals the superhero plot was alright but the family dynamic is what made this movie for me.

[ashslingingslasherx]

My ultimate weight loss foods (these work for me, im always looking for hella low cal foods that satisfy whatever cravings bc im bad at having an ed)

Most of these are per serving but some are per 100g

Cheese sticks 80

Turkey bacon 35 per piece

Swiss low fat laughing cow cheese 30

Rice cakes 35

Apples 100 (for 100g)

Watermelon 30 (for 100g)

Celery 14 (for 100g)

Progesso low fat/cal soup 220!!!!!!!! (Super satisfying, feels nourishing and comes w SO MUCH)

Light greek vanilla yogurt 90 (

Splenda 0 cal ❤❤❤❤

Eggs 70 (cook in pan w some water instead of butter or oil!)

Skinny popcorn 40 cals for 1 cup!!

Dark chocolate thin peanut butter cups 170 for 3 (these are sooo perfect when im craving something sweet)

Lunchable snack duos 110 per pack (it feels like theres a ton of food in these and they take forever to eat)

Pickles ~0 (i add a bunch to every meal bc they add substance, are p filling !)

Swanson chicken broth 40 cals for the HUGE carton of it!!!!!! SUPER FILLING and you can add low cal veg like celery and carrots to bulk it up

Tea!!! 0 cals and super satisfying! Im obsessed w caramel chai rn. I like adding a ton of 0 cal splenda, a touch of cinnamon, and then either a splash of milk if im brave or some cold water to cool it down enough to drink it

Bang energy drink 0 cal (the cherry vanilla one is the best one)

Cucumbers 15 (for 100g)

Plus ik its fucked but if i really want something thats not safe, i take a bite and chew it and then spit it out. I get away w doing it in front of my fiance by saying i tasted something weird in it 😌 im v picky so no one thinks anything of it

[redwingsupportgroup]

okay hold up and join me in this class of "Marvel and their shitty timeline building".

so, Steve comes to Sam's, and the others, rescue in the raft, right after his fight with Tony.

but like Steve's face is very healthy looking and Sam's scar is barely there anymore. which means there was time between them, right? right.

but, this scene comes first, then its followed by Steve and Bucky in Wakanda, which means Sam was rescued first, with Bucky tagging along, then they all flew to Wakanda to seek help.

now the Marvel wiki agrees with the timeline and even adds that Sam, Steve and Bucky were on the run for "months later" before they went to Wakanda.

but like Bucky and Steve still have their wounds and scars in the Wakanda scene and they are super soldier, and they have super healing, it won't make sense if "months" have passed, like how?

so, what is the correct order of events? Steve went to Wakanda after the fight with Tony, stayed a few days and healed then went to the raft?

or is it ike the movie shows us, and the wiki says, and Steve was actually still beaten up but the lightening was dark and we couldn't see his scars then they went on the run with Bucky with them for months and their wounds and scars still didn't heal because Tony's powerful and the iron suit did really mark on them that even the serum couldn't do much? I mean yes the bruises are kinda fading away, but months? I don't know.

but if its the later scenario, then Sam and Bucky had a few months together on the run, with Steve, Wanda and Nat. and that's hella cute and exciting and adds to their story and the depth of their relationship in endgame (the picking up the shield scene I talked about here)

[willowistic22]

New jomike hc au!post college

I came up with this au in my head for awhile now some hc’s regarding this new au on a whim bcs i wanted to tell my friends abt it on a discord server. I thought it’s time it sees the light of day bcs i simply cannot keep it in me anymore. Also this is kind of inspired by the song Dorothea - Taylor Swift. 

Everyone is graduating so que the sappy goodbyes as they’re all gonna be scattered not just all around the us but also all around the world

The couples made a truce whether to do long distance or they share the same dreams so they do it together

But mike and jojo didn’t make things work in the end so they broke up before graduation but still went to prom together

y’know those kinds of high school hearthache

Bcs Mike stayed in new york but jojo flew away (like england or sumn idk) 

To some fancy elite school bcs he’s smart yknow

He wanted to from the start but he’s always been a bit torned bcs he knew from the start of the relationship mike was the one (call it stupid young love or whatever you want, i call it destiny:))

And mike never wanted to hold him down so he was the one that proposed the idea to him

For the most part it worked out

Jojo flew away to chase his dreams

Mike stayed and did the same thing

Both of them only kinda sorta moved on. Met new people but never fully stopped thinking abt the other. Wishing the other was by their side right now

And so they’ve gotten their degrees and gotten their dream jobs

Mike is a coder working in a video game company while jojo is in social media marketing after finishing business school (or whatever major required for that job field idk)

And they kinda hv their life together. Jojo living on his own in a studio apartment with a cat called Dorothea (see what i did there:)) money doesn’t concern him all that much bcs the job pays nicely and he’s good at handling his finances 

Mike lives alongside with his brother ike in a nice apartment too. He manages to get a position that allows him to work flexibly at home yknow. He also has a new kitten he saved from the streets named Honey (bcs his fur is orange like honey) and since his older cat had died of old age

But mike lives with ike who also lives with hotshot. So he’s like always the third wheel. Even worse when ike and hotshot are hving the occasional double date with race and spot. Mike feels even more worse at those time

Decides to hide away in his room or go out with the excuse being work

And its even worse remembering he used to go on double dates with ike and hotshot when him and jojo were still a thing

So ike is like ‘yknow what? I hv enough of this shit’ and hv one good brother to brother talk

‘Dude. It’s been years already. How are you not over him?’

‘Bcs he’s jojo...’

‘Ok? So why don’t you call him?’

It’s not like mike has never thought of calling him. Very much possible. They still follow each other’s social media’s so if his old number had changed he cld always just ask from a simple dm since mike knows jojo is still active in his social media accs

But mike is like ‘i can’t. He cld be taken for all i know. Even if he weren’t, he seems to be doing fine on his own’

‘You can’t really get to know a person through instagram posts. Remember how you tried that the first time you wanted to ask him out? You thought he didn’t like guys and yet still went on a date with you anyways’

That was a real slap in the face type of sentence yknow so mike is working up a lot of courage and planned a lot on what he’s gonna do

He first wanted to message jojo. Seeing if it’s still okay to call and all. But he cldn’t figure out what to say so he procrastinated on that part

Ike got sick of it so he took the phone from mike and messaged ‘can we call? I miss you’

Mike was hovering in between i will murder you or thank you @ ike

Either way jojo texts back with his new number. It’s gonna add up on his usual phone bill but he thinks it’s worth it.

Ok so they talked for like soooo long

7?8?hours?

Basically the whole night for mike

It felt like high school all over again

They were just catching up with each other and talking abt absolute bullshit at the same time

Till they got to the point where they mentioned how they’re both single and the air kinda shifts

Deep down mike and jojo knows what this means

As far as jojo is concerned, mike was the one that messaged him that he misses him

It’s easy now for mike to word out come home without indirectly saying it out loud in case that’s not what jojo wants

Bcs after that catching up, he knows that as much as it’s a dream for jojo to work at a big well known fashion brand (he’s pretty fashionable lmao) and get free products that are usually hella expensive from the brand, he hates everyone he works with. Real snobs and ruthless when it comes to getting a higher position

The other things abt his new life is pretty interesting and he loves it. But he admits there’s always been something missing and mike so badly wants to be that something missing in jojo’s new life

So it comes out straight forward. Not like how mike had planned, but it works in the end. ‘Come home’

And jojo does exactly that. He agrees to come home for the weekend. He books a ticket to new york then back with only a carry on duffle bag filled with a few assortments of clothing and booked it out after telling dorothea he won’t be long.

He rushes to the airport bcs he kinda booked the flight that leaves for new york as soon as possible. Perhaps deep down jojo really does know what he’s been missing in his life?

He lands in new york on a friday night new york time

Mike tells him not to worry abt what he’s wearing bcs he just wants to meet jojo at a central park bench that has long became an important spot for them

Jojo insisted on meeting as soon as he lands which is tonight. So the whole time he’s in the cab, he’s like soooo shaky and nervous it kinda drove the cab driver anxious as well. Bcs like jojo’s not talking and didn’t like say anything abt why he’s going to central park this late at night and not to some fancy hotel as most travelers wld do when they first arrive at new york

The moment the cab stops, jojo basically threw him a wad of cash. Probably too much than the actual price of the ride but he just called out from the back of his shoulder saying it’s a huge tip. Secretly, he’s thanking the cab driver for not asking him why he’s in new york and why central park at this time. It’d most likely make him even more nervous

He’s running on the path. He doesn’t reach full speed bcs his duffle bag is weighing him down. He doesn’t even know why he’s going so fast. It’s not like mike has anything else planned

Picture jojo frantically looking around the area like he’s a lost little boy in the dark. Barely seeing anyone else in ten vicinity, so any figure out at this ungodly time rn cld only mean is mike.

But he’s growing worried bcs it doesn’t seem like he’s around

Until ofc ‘jojo!’

Jojo whips his head around and sees Mike walking up to the bench from a different direction

They didn’t really do anythign at the start. They just stared at each other while standing in the dark approximately 10 feet apart. Jojo waits for a sign from mike to do anything else, though mike was doing the same thing for jojo

Until mike decides to break the 1 minute long silence ‘jojo-‘

But he didn’t continue bcs jojo was already running up to him the moment his mouth moves and tackles him into the tightest hug ever

His duffle bag was dropped halfway from the run so there was no holding back. The hug very much pushed mike’s soul out of his figure as much as it did to his body

Thankfully, mike hugged back just as tight. If not, it was a sign for jojo that it wasn’t okay to go in for a hug just yet and he wld pull back really quick

In time, jojo did end up pulling back to look at mike’s face up close and whisper ‘i still love you’

Which is really out of nature for jojo bcs he’s never really known to be the risk taker between the two

And mike was so happy at that moment that he just pulls jojo in for a kiss.

And that folks, is how they got back together:)

So everyone has agreed that airplane food sucks ass (for the most part at least. 

Jojo was forced to eat it on his plane back to new york but he didn’t like finish it

Probably bcs he was so nervous and it also didn’t look so appetizing

So after they’ve said their heartfelt ‘i still love you’s and etc mike took him back to his apartment after finding out he doesn’t hv a place to stay. He’d stay at his parents place but the de la guerra’s hv long moved out of new york. You can say the similarities between jojo and his parents are that they like to travel. They sold their house and ended up backpacking across the world to look for a place to retire inevitably. Last time he checked up on his mom, the old couple is driving to Netherlands.

So mike took him home and cooked him dinner. They hv the apartment all to themselves since hotshot and ike are out

Unknowingly, jojo had sat on honey’s favorite spot on the couch and earned a disapproving meow from the little cat

Not until mike had properly introduced them that honey started to be nicer to jojo. And so they eat dinne ron the couch and talked.

Mike admitted calling him has been on his mind for quite some time but was too scared to act up on it. And jojo said what he did just now was the most compulsive and adrenaline rush thing he’s ever done. The roles had reversed for the moment

But now they’re back where they’ve always belong. In each other’s grasp while looking out the balcony in the tiny living room to watch the sunrise and then getting surprised seeing ike and hotshot pile in the apartment

And so now they’re back. They make the most of the weekend to talk abt what they really want

Jojo wants to quit his old job. The firm is full of snobby and arrogant ppl

And it has him working almost 24/7. He doesn’t want that

Mike on the other hand wants to hv a period of his life where he’s traveling full time

So they took inspiration from ike and hotshot’s current plan : get a mini bus to convert it into a home

In conclusion jojo quits his job, moves back to new york along with his cat dorothea so he can live with mike to make that converted bus plan. After securing a proper job that let’s him work at home flexibly like mike’s, they get on with their plan and sets off to travel in their house on wheels with their two cats. They end up getting married ofc and lived happily ever after:)

Thank you and goodnight folks hsnsgsbssjshmshssmhs

[sunny-deez-nutz]

My crack slasher headcannons

Brahmsy 🌙

-he can cook when he tries that is and has a recipe to follow but most of the time him cooking is very..........interesting

-he likes to make random food concoctions based on what you like

-think pilk "we'll y/n likes Pepsi and milk, why not drink them at the same time 🤷🏻‍♂️"

-we dont talk about brahms no no no no

-brahms is just British Bruno u cant say otherwise

-he probably eats ur hair when ur sleeping

-100% listens to fall out boy and thinks he's hot shit (its ok we've all been there little buddy)

-sits in front of the doll and argues for hours with it even tho its not responding to him 😰

-i feel like you find his hair and everything ur food, ur mouth randomly, ur clothes, etc

Billy lenz 🎄

-also eats your hair

-is the rat king

-has a furbie that he throws on the ground so it makes weird noises

-he thinks its hilarious but its terrifying for the sorority girls

-a rat bit him once and he bit it back

-hus hair is ofc hella greasy but when its washed its super soft

-also when he's not screaming purvy phrases and reenacting disturbing bits he's actually quite enjoyable to have a phone call with

-he'll let you rant about what ever for as long as you want and gets so invested the conversation

-also repeats what you say like a parrot majority of the conversation

Jason my beloved ⛺

-is genuinely the sweetest man

-he gives the best hugs and nothing can change my mind

-will keep anything and everything you give him and will protect it with his life

-sweet zombie bf 🥲💕💕💕

-however there is no sex in the champagne room

-sorry but i totally think this man is asexual

-but forhead mask kisses galore to make up for it

-is you treat him right Pamela is the best mother in-law

-she will treat u like her own and will go to prison for u

-loves her son with all her heart but has always wanted a daughter

Vincent 🕯

-draws you all the time

-signs aggressively when he talks about bo

-will also cherish everything and anything you give him even if its a piece of grass

-Definitely the kid that dipped his finger in candle wax and picked it of for funsies

-just like brahms u also find his hair everywhere

-smells like plum, amber and dark musk

-ik thats very specific but i have this Michael Langdon candle but i just get Vincent vibes every time i smell it

-his a god at tik tak toe i dont know why but i feel like he undefeated

-his favorite season is fall

-has an amazing hair care routine and tales it very seriously

-also a very sweet man

-when he compliments ppl he sounds like he's talking about a piece of art and its really nice 🥲

Miguel Myers 🎃

-is not the sweetest man ever

-talking to him is like when ur talking to a toddler and they give u the dirtiest look for no reason

-like it just feels like that but he's not even making any faces

-is a black hole when it comes to sweets

-you will find candy in his pockets every time you do the laundry

-even if u watch him to make sure he doesn't put candy in his pockets they'll still be candy in his pockets when u wash the clothes

-stands over u while ur sleeping and will walk away like nothing happened if u catch him

-is the scariest driver

-drives like illumi from HxH

-road signs are just suggestions

-if he doesn't like whats on tv he'll just get up, turn off the tv and make u both sit in silence

AAHHH THATS all sorry if that was short or boring! Lmk if you have any headcannon requests :) I love you ciao ♡

[daidreamn]

okay so quick karuta flex

(if you don't know what karuta is and have discord get the bot its fun and good)

-Jonathan Joestar my beloved

-fast bastard :)

-MY MINT CONDITION POLNAREFF CARD 😤 (i upgraded it)

-Fat Gum my beloved

-Susamaru (legit my favorite demon in kny)

-Crazy Diamond

-Pandora's Actor my beloved... kiss him forehead

-Santana, The Baby

-Ritsu (the gorl😭)

-Waifu

-Yes I watched Kirby Right Back At Ya fuck off

-Ren Amaki (I have one of naofumi but its hella low quality)

-Fenneko

-Smoker (I watched One Piece a long time ago and he's still one of my favorites. I nearly had a fucking heart attack when someone went to burn him)

-WHAMMUU (ik thats not how its spelled on the card)! AWAKEN, MY MASTERS!

-Washimi (yes 😌)

-Illumi Zoldyck (I'm not into HunterXHunter but someone I follow on IG posts about him a lot)

-Goliath from RWBY

-Ultimate Imposter (one of the two danganronpa cards I own)

-Kombu Infinity (this thing gives me so much fucking serotonin it's crazy. No idea why)

-Godot (laser face coffee man)

-Juzo Inui (I don't follow No Guns Life but this guy has an actual fucking gun for a head)

-Kasugaigarasu

-Dark Sage (one of the few monsters I can instantly recognize from Yu-Gi-Oh!)

okay thats it

If you don't have Karuta on your server, get one.

Flex over

[moonlightjeno]

swashbuckle and islands

a/n : this boy will be the death of me i love him so much. excuse my horrible grammar. my fav gif, and has nothing to do with the story lol but enjoyyy

genre : angst + fluff

pairing : readerxjeno & readerxmark

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okay,

okie, be ready for this mess

and excuse any non spaced words my space bar isn’t working properly

cool so your from an island

which imma call Skye bc i can

now your mum is originally from Skye, and had like second cousins of a cousin or whatever to throne but she married you father who was from the mainland 

which is a big no no but at the time she didn’t care bc she was so in love

skip forward a couple of years and the father is a complete ass

doesn’t work or really do much except order your mum around

anyone who has a wonderful father or really good parents im sorry don’t attack me this is for the story

:)

so, mum has had you and your older brother, whom your brother continues to admire your father bc he really just wants love and is hella lost in this mess of a world

Moving on

you used to have a really good relationship with your father until he changed.

cheated on your mother, and would blame it on you mum

in response you really just tried to help you mum get through this mess

big big mess

your brother, at the beginning helped and tried to calm your father  

boy kinda gave up, hela understandable

and left to the mainland to study medicine

wooot go him

but you were devastated because you were now alone 

now bc your brother has left your father has really worsened and blocks your freedom more and more

The point where you were literally only allowed to like go to school, work in the fields and be a servant

sksksk 

now remember how your mum was like the second cousin or smth to the royal crown?

Twas was importanttt

that managed to get you a study abroad year in london, 

queue your best friend mark entering

this boy showed you what freedom was and felt like for the first time since your father went off rails

iss been like a good 13 years and you're like 16 ??

I digress

mark literally made you feel more yourself because of his natural outgoing and easy behavior

It really was pretty amazing

And then the hiding and going out late at night was over

It was back to no friends, working at the field

sad life tbh

I must note, that because mark lived in canada bc why tf not 

y’all couldn’t really communicate

this is set when pirates where a thing, think of pirates of the caribbean 

I love those movies 

okie, progress two years 

of you thanks to you mum’s second cousin related human lol

you became friends with the cousins friends daughter 

y’all really had known each other since they were smol 

but hadn’t really been friends, bc the girl was pretty quite and a beaut

even her own father treated her better than she treated her own daughter

smh, ik this is a cliche live with it

but overall she was a really good person and kinda managed to sneak you around the island when you weren't on “duty” for your father

though its not that you didn’t like working in the fields bc you loved helping out with the animals and occasionally give food to those who were less fortunate than you and really couldn’t afford it

being a trooper, that you are you often told your friend idk wanna give her a name so y’all could come up with one if it were up to me it would be lilith about what you would see around the island and how the country was pretty not doing a okay

she would listen and talk about her own problems and how she wished she could travel and paint everything 

Bonding over traveling yep yeo

one day, you were supposed to work in the fields as you tend to have to do to the cows, and sheep and horses, while picking up the apples? from the trees ??

Idk i don’t farm

either wayyyy

you had finished your tasks early, and had struggled, and i mean stRuGgLed to get away from your father

he was in one of his moods today, shouting at everyone and refusing to admit he needed help

it was a constant reminder of every bad thing every failure that could happen in your life every thing you didn’t want for yourself or your mum who had slowly been getting sick and y’all had some money that could have helped her but your father thought that she deserved the illness

and i quote he said “everything happens for a reason child, if your mother had treated me and had been a good person this wouldn’t have happened to her, but alas some people deserve what they get”

skskskks 

he continued to say how “i on the other hand, have been a good man all my life, have always helped others so i don’t get sick”

this man i swear to god this has actually happened help

being very much done with your father who you really wished would just disappear and leave you and your mom who no longer lived with you but now lived with lilith to be

you had thought of running away for a very long time, though never knew how to get off the island it seemed impossible

sure you knew how to fight, somewhat by watching the guards and the little training mark you had taught your two years ago. 

missing mark hours but it wouldn’t compare to the guards of the royals who would never aid you

and even if they had, you had never learned how to sail which was ironic as the island you lived in wasn’t very large. Your only method of transportation has been your legs and your families faithful horse lethian ?? who really was your favorite out of all the animals 

running away from the trapped life had always felt like a dream, one that you had lived for for the small year in london with mark

you thought about running away again, the idea of sneaking into a trading boat slowly forming in your mind

you could take her your mum and lilith and travel the world go to london again and paris and canada and re-unite with the friend you missed the most

a smile had formed on your previous grim face, the dream something you held onto until your eyes opened and smoke covered the sky

a ringing began in your ears and you tried to stop it, your hands covering your ears in an attempt to stop the noise but the ringing only got stronger

the sky was black, shots were heard were the village people yelled in panic

you looked out towards the sea and could see the outline of a ship

a very large ship

oh shit 

a pirate ship

the flag blew proudly in the boat and from where you stood the bone white skull that contrasted against the black around it was made visible everytime the wind blew 

you gasped, everything anyone had told you about pirates were that they weren’t to be trusted

they were ruthless and would do nothing to stop from getting what they wanted

the stories you'd heard all came to the same conclusion you see the flag you run in the other direction

you pace quickened and in small time you were running towards the blazing village now up in smokes fire and fog covering the bakery, and fields

the school that had taught you the basics of reading and writing until girls weren’t allowed to attend was a blaze royal guards their black and purple uniforms waved their hands around and pointed their too heavy too unbalanced swords not being of much use

mom 

she should be safe

safe with lilith you thought, looking back towards were the small castle stood its bold flag still flying proudly in the grey and black sky

safe , shes safe you keep telling yourself a constant buzz that you repeated over and over to yourself in order to continue moving towards the castle walls

you only lasted a solid five minutes before the guards were holding the civilians back

you sighed angry these idiots being more preoccupied with holding back the citizens who were trying to get to safety behind the castle walls than actually dealing with the threat at hand

who hired them really??

being the stubborn human you are you decided to head towards the back entrance as yuo saw a flash of blonde hair headin towards the back gate of the castle 

oh no was your immediate thought their gonna get to lilith and mum

all the guards had been directed out of castle except a few that had stayed inside to keep the royal fam safe the infirmary had been left unguarded

you looked around trying to look for a familiar face, a familiar guard who youd seen at a practice lilith had dragged you too she had said it was too “admire suitors” you had shaken your head and laughed 

you had no interest in tying yourself to a man that would treat you like something to throw around but you let her revel in her fantasies 

no familiar face was found so you turned and ran towards the blonde head you had seen walk towards the back entrance grabbing a sword from one of the dead guards 

your cursed the clothes women were given making it impossible to run in impossible to fight in 

the blonde boy turned around at your approach, he was young you noticed

probably your age, his grin was deviant and his eyes were mocking as she approached 

“please” you tried “don’t hurt hurt anyone else” 

the boy looked at you with a puzzled look at laughed, slashing away at the thorns and vines that encircled the back door to the castle as he found the lock and tried to break it open

you got closer, looking at the broken glass bottles that littered the floor and torches that lit up the fogged street 

the boy was too busy with the look to realize the girl that had come behind him and hit him in the back of the head with the swords dull pommel the boy let put a yelp before collapsing at your feet

your small victory lasted a small time and before you noticed the boy you had tied with the thorns and vines from the door, which continued to be locked 

your mum and lilith as far as you knew safe

began to stir and as his eyes opened another boy appeared at the end of the alley

his hair seemed to be part of the night sky, falling over his dark eyes. 

“mark!” the black haired boy cried, his hand at his scimitar pointed directed towards you his other hand had managed to slip a dagger out of god knows where and sliced mark’s binds

mark the name sent a shock through you and you took a closer look at the young boy whose eyes were now wide open no anger shown

 but instead amusement and the joyous spark you had once known

he looked so different 

the black haired boy still had a sword at your throat and you swallowed briefly 

“mark?” you gasped feeling the tip of the sword against your neck a small movement and it would nick your skin, blood would swell

‘Mark’ looked at you again and laughed, 

the black haired boy looked confused “let her go jeno” 

jeno was like ‘excuse me ? she knocked you unconscious no i'm not doing that’ he didn't say it but mark understood and laughed again this time it was more mischievous a feral grin adorned his features

“let her go, she’s coming with us” jeno and you were both like huh? has this boy gone mad?

probably letss be realll

“umm no im not” you snapped at the boy you once knew, you glared at jeno who had regrettably removed his sword away from your neck but had placed the dagger threateningly close to your back ashe forced you to move along

you didn’t get an answer from mark who still seemed very entertained by the whole situation

he had changed so much since you’d last seen him *sigh*

you three walked back towards the village and you hadn’t realized how the screams of pain and fear were no longer heard

more than a few guards littered the floors and you tried not to gasp as jeno forcefully continued to move you towards the sea its waters black 

the walk to the pirate boat seemed to last ages, the sun had begun to set in the sky casting dark purple and red shadows above the black water that didn’t reflect any light. It broke your heart to see the usually clear water be black, the animals that lived in the waters probably struggling to survive.

when you finally arrived, the panic began to settle in again. you didn’t know if your mum and lilith were safe, you didn’t know what would happen and the boy you knew two years ago had changed so much that you could no longer read what he was thinking 

the ship loomed in front of you, you hear the small buzz of chatter from the ship and laughter

why was there laughter in such a horrible place ??

“Come on” mark said, already walking getting onto the ship, not looking back at the mess they had left behind

You no longer felt the sharp prick of a dagger or sword at your back, but instead it had been replaced by a strong hand guiding you towards the ship

the contact startled you, and you straightened and continued to walk forward the ship only a few feet away, you still held onto the rock that you had hit mark with, your sword taken away by jeno

you forced your feet to stop moving, because one more step and you’d be on the pirate’s boat, and ducked, and made a weak attempt at attacking the black haired boy behind you hitting him with the small rock you had on the leg

you begin to move away from the boat. The victory lasted a solid second before jeno had his arms around you, pinning your hands behind your back. No longer smiling, or understanding in his dark eyes. you glared at him and then at mark who had finally turned around, a sort of sadness passed over his features before he spoke

“you can’t run away y/n” he said calmly. “remember in london? when you dream about running away, leaving this island and  exploring the world? away from your father?”

his words shocked you, but you didn’t want to leave your mum she had no one else 

“i can’t just leave mark !! my mum, she’s still there and i can’t just leave her with father” a look of recognition and understanding flitted through jeno’s face and reflected in mark

“i know, i know but if you stay here and go back” the boy shook his head, the dark of the night making his blonde hair a dull light in the fog, 

you knew, that in many ways he was right. if you did go back the villagers had seen you with the pirates, being taken by them as the village had burned down and you weren't scared. the worst scenario would be that if you did go back they would imprison you, ask you for information 

hurt mum, hurt lilith even is she was part of the royals

you felt the tears well up in your eyes, and refused to let them fall

“we aren’t all that bad” peeped jeno’s voice who had softened again, until you looked at him and his gaze hardened

you forced yourself a small smile, and placed your foot on the board of the boat 

“Let’s go swashbucklers” you said, 

after all, the stories you’d heard had come from your father, and all his stories were a lie.

a/n : i hope y’all enjoyed that. ik there wasn't much jeno lol but i’m planning on king this a series if you want? send me an ask, if you do! either way, 

peace out luvs,

stay safe

[raquellmurillo]

After the heist I want Raquel to pack her bag and get some money as Lisbon and leave Sergio ...She should stay with her family in some paradise.Monica will also join her ... They both should focus on raising their children and casual dating with guys..And sometimes Rio , Helsinki uncle will visit them .

That’s actually such a cool idea! I love Sergio and Raquel, don’t get me wrong, but above all, I love consistency lol 

Why not? What if Raquel tells him that after her talk with Alicia, she has realised that because of her love for him, she has neglected her daughter and ruined her future. Because lets face it, if Raquel is on the run, her daughter is too. 

And, I know the show never really mentions this... but Sergio is like... a criminal. I know he’s meant to be the ‘good guy’ and all, but he also goes around hiring, what, the Serbian mafia? (Who are those people???) Has a lot of money, buys a shit ton of stuff on the dark web... If the police can’t track him, the mafia’s running that shit-show can. His wealth isn’t built on an empire of people to protect him.... what is one kid with a billions of euros with no protection, living as an outcast to a criminal organisation looking for easy money? Doesn’t that just sound like a target??? It’s easier to take one person down, than a well built up ‘empire’ of people lmao - okay, if he hid away etc. but not go around making purchases like them army trucks... because as soon as he starts his heist, the people who he purchases those things from are gonna tie the two ends together... If Alicia can track him, what is finding him to an organisation with more hackers than he has??? 

Back to the point, Raquel isn’t the ‘weakest link’, both her and her daughter are ‘weak points’. If Sergio ever pisses off any of the probs very dangerous people he is working with... the main targets are gonna be the people closest to him. Back in the day when he was a petty and poor criminal, well, didn’t really matter. Now, however, things have changed.

Raquel has given her life up to be on the run not only from the police, but like, a large proportion of the criminal world. She is never going to be safe, nor is her daughter. By association she has condemned her family to, well, to some probably not fun situations in the future.

But like.... ignoring all of that.

I totally get you; love is love, I do ship them, but who said their love story had to be conventional; say she came to visit him at the end of s2, told him that she would meet up with him here and there, she would come to live with him, but in 10 years time or so, when her daughter is grown up enough to take care of herself and her decisions won’t impact her. That money might’ve bought Sergio freedom, but the moment Raquel leaves her life for it, its gonna cause her problems, ones which money won’t be able to fix. She’ll never be able to let her daughter go to school without fearing that she might say something, be recognised. She’ll never be able to have the freedom Raquel had when she was young. Her childhood might be carefree playing on the beach, but purely through association she’ll always be on the run from the police, interpol, the other criminals out there who feel like getting a few billions for, basically free, having to take down a person, not an empire. I get financial security, like totally. But its not exactly too great if the price you’re paying for it is your personal security.

And look how much more fun s3&4 would’ve been if Raquel was still part of the police... darn that would’ve been so amazing her in terms of character development, as she’d really have to decide whose side she was on. (obvs with a different plot) - acting as a double agent type thing, to alongside Sergio, make sure no one was hurt etc. 

... she is safer not being with Sergio. If Sergio truly loved her, he wouldn’t be with her. I know, I know, that’s so controversial of me to say, but I’ve seen it been done in masterpiece style on screen. I had never seen a better ship been written even though I didn’t get a single kiss! Both of the characters acknowledged they loved each other but were in an environment in which them being together would end in defo at least one of their deaths. Their love for each other was greater than any sort of sexual desire; keeping one another safe was a priority, even if it required sacrificing (very unfortunately for the audience) the desire part. It can be done. 

Love can be either selfish or selfless; I think, from the way things have been written, Sergio is more Andres’ brother than one could’ve imagined. He loves her, but not enough to resist his temptation, to ruin her, destroy her life, risk her life and her families. It sounds hella dark, but when you think about it, it sorta is. Because it is wrapped up neatly and nicely and Sergio is all cute... because she loves him and goes after him, blindly. Because however much Alicia’s dialogue about Raquel’s taste of men was written to obvs make the audience disagree with her about Sergio’s case..... darn nobody is perfect, but come on. Denver lost his father in the last heist, Sergio’s brother was shot (ik he was dying, doesn’t that make it worse for Sergio tho? The last months with his brother in paradise, lost?) but there’s one hella completely different reaction. And then we have the scene in which Raquel tells him he is just trying to avenge Berlin; does vengeance have a higher value than love? Is the whole Berlin thing not enough for him to be like, “actually, putting people that I love at life threatening risk, really isn’t a great idea”...??? Rio will eventually be arrested, and tough luck, ya know. Why put the rest of his team’s life at risk? idkkkkk His true love for Raquel will be shown in lcdp7 when he plans a heist to avenge her? WHy for the love of god is she in the bank? 

Damn right, Raquel should pack her bags up and finally find a man who is not so willing to harm her. No one said love or the character had to be perfect; I’m a true believer that love requires sacrifices, and Raquel has sacrificed a lot for him... you’d think he’d have the decency to at least not go ahead with the heist ya know. Sergio might be a bit socially awkward, but he’s not fucking dumb. I hate how people seem to think that because he hasn’t had much experience in relationships, he won’t know what he is doing... firstly, when does anyone have any sort of idea of what they’re doing in a new relationship with a new person? It’s all new, and it’s always a learning process ya know. Secondly, Sergio has enough brain cells to lecture Andres about getting married to someone knowing he has very little time... he knows enough to acknowledge that what his brother is doing, isn’t exactly too fair on his wife - which is fair enough; ya know, ‘best three years of her life’ and then she drinks herself to death from the heartache in the year following that? Very hard situation, tbh. Andres is being fucking selfish, but darn, turns out there is something in these genetics...

disclaimer: I still love Serquel, but damn I love my analysis, (I am being very picky today lmao) and if they keep this writing up, they’re gonna keep pushing me to make such unconventional findings. Never before today did I think I’d come to a conclusion that Andres and Sergio are similar in terms of ‘love’... but darn, under the cute dialogues and all the rather radical decisions of the screenwriters point towards very dark threads. 

Saying that, if you’re gonna write something like that, have the balls to actually explore it. Don’t make Raquel the ‘love interest’; consequently follow the choices through and make Sergio the nut job who put her back into the bank. Maybe even write it as him idealising the idea of his love for her... maybe the trap in their relationship is as Alicia said, Raquel idealising these guys, but Sergio also idealising her.