#ii'm dead.

[thoughtformchoreographer]

What are Eridan's thoughts about Erisolsprite and he other way around, Erisolsprite thoughts about Eridan? ahahsha

ERIDAN: wwell i wwas him ERIDAN: seein him about aint much an inconvvenience or anythin a the sort considerin he seems alright for the most part ERIDAN: but hes also a nice reminder that my mind an memories aint privvate to me anymore ERIDAN: evverytime i see him i remember wwhat it wwas like bein twwo awwful people at once ERIDAN: the fucked up part is that i almost miss it cus maybe that wwhole shit showw left one hell of a fuckin impression on me but at least for once i wwasnt all alone ERIDAN: hes plagued me wwith his memories as if my owwn wwerent enough to deal wwith ERIDAN: evven noww i forget to duck under door wways too short for my horns ERIDAN: evven noww i wwake midday thinkin i hear screams a the dead or sit at my desk typin code i dont knoww howw to type or lisp against my owwn vvolition ERIDAN: so i guess you could say he has royally fucked me ERISOL: riight. eriidan. ii'm not 2ure wwhat you're expectiin me twwo 2ay, 2eein a2 he'2 liiterally part of me, but ii'll do my fuckiin darnedest. ERISOL: ii thiink hii2 exii2tance ii2 tragiic, an by exten2iion, 2o ii2 miine. wwe're both iin the 2ame wwriiggliin piile a putred 2tiinkiin 2hiit together. ERISOL: my opiiniion miight be biia2ed. but ii thiink he 2hould go talk twwo 2ol an kk iif he wwant2 twwo get better.

[dhmisfour]

HIIII iI'm very surprised people in the lps fandom still remember me LIKE I'VE BEEN DEAD FOR 6 MONTHS but Ive been in this fandom for more than a year so I redrew my first ever vinnil piece on here :3

Here's the uhhh the og I'D LIKE TO THINK I GOT BETTER JUST A LITTLE

Now u might be wondering. THUNDER. R U COMING BACK TO THE LPS FANDOM. simple answer MAYBE? honestly I never left like I'm not gonna go out my way to make art for it anymore bc gay country fandom has me in a very tight grip BUT if u send in requests I WILL (try to) ANSWER THEM. SO THERE'S THAT

BUT SERIOUSLY im glad so many of u still rmb me despite me being gone SINCE DECEMBER dear god

[interrogatormentors]

I'm scared the worst happened to tavros

he was culled wasnt he

unliike 2ome people that don't do re2earch for 2hiit about the people they're fuckiing around wiith iin a trea2onou2 chatroom bc they're all expendable ii thiink ii can connect the dot2 here

unfortunately the dot2 are fuckiing 2cattered around the ground liike a bunch of marble2 bc KK doe2n't tell me 2hiit about what happened two everybody. ii know AA, KN, VK, TZ, NP, and KK are all here. GZ miight 2tiill be double-2uckiing the Empiire a2 a 2ubjuggulator plant iin the iinterrogatormentor2 iin the rebelliion and ii'm goiing two gue22 the per2on leadiing thii2 rebelliion ii2

ugh. ii don't want two gue22 my head fuckiing hurt2. but iif you're talkiing about the mo2t nervou2 liittle rap god iin the world who know2. ii haven't heard hiim out2iide my cell and he wa2 alway2 complaiiniing about lack of ramp2 2o he would 2tand out. he wa2 def VK'2 lunch periigee2 ago.

UGH THERE YOU ARE. WHAT THE FRESH PANROTTED HELL ARE YOU DOING, CAPTOR? STOP TELLING RANDOM NOOKLICKERS ON THE INTERNET THAT OUR PEOPLE ARE FUCKING DEAD. WE HAVE A FUCKING REBELLION TO RUN, OF FUCKING COURSE YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HEAR EVERYONE AND THEIR FUCKING LUSUS LOITERING OUTSIDE YOUR BLOCK AS THOUGH YOU'RE THE SECRETARY OF THE FUCKING OPERATION READY TO CHECK THEM IN FOR THEIR SPECIALIZED APPOINTMENT.

AS FOR YOU, I DON'T KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE, BUT TALKING ABOUT NITRAM'S OPERATIONS IN THE CONTEXT OF ACTIVITIES THAT MAY BE CLASSIFIABLE AS "TREASONOUS" TO THE EYES OF THE EMPIRE IS ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY NOT HAPPENING.

(uH, wHO,,, kEEPS TELLING PEOPLE, tHAT i'M DEAD,,,?)

[melissathettpdmember]

Hiii iI'm back with another ask because you are awesome sauce:

Do sky and Thorne ever resolve their problems? Or does it last forever? Because in my AU atleast they do get some kind of peace. (but to be fair sky's hatred with Thoren has nothing to do with the incident, but an incident with their fathers)

It would make sense though if they didn't, I saw a Tumblr post reviewing season 6 mention that sine sky has such crappy parents the concept of forgiveness is kind of a foreign thing. And I've seen a few perspectives on it and I think yours would interest me a lot since your AU alone carries my existence.

And here's a bonus ask that as usual, is completely optional!

what are oritel and Marion's opinions on sky and Thoren? I feel like in Canon oritel (rightfully) favored Thoren lmao

Thanks for seeing and or answering this!!

Hello!!!! I love these kinda questions 😭

1) They're silent. Like Sky just doesn't talk to Thoren at all. Imo Sky WOULD forgive Thoren if his parents didn't discourage him from doing that. Fuck you Erendor, Eraklyon deserves to be a queendom. Like I explained before on Tumblr at some point, Thoren's mom was said to be infertile until she wasn't, which led to the destruction of the agreement that the second monarchy would merge with the first if the second monarchy didn't have an heir until a certain date. This crushed the dreams of fuckass Erendor who wanted the entire kingdom to himself. Samara doesn't have a say in this, Eraklyon is like the USA at this point. And since Erendor is a bitch, when 5 years later Sky is born, he raises him to despise every extended family member. Ever. Even their grandpa who is LITERALLY A PART OF THE LIGHTROCK COUNCIL???? Have I said that Erendor made Sky get Lady in the first place because Thoren is allergic?? Probably but not here. Do you see where I'm going here? Sky sucks in general but it's because an apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Fuck you Erendor, you should've been dead by Magical Adventure.

2) Oritel doesn't hold bias at all. It's just that he knows Thoren better. Idk why. He tested Sky first, asking him a bunch of questions, as you know from the movies. And by this, Daphne knew what the questions would be like. This worked a lot after she returned to life. And also Thoren thinks fast so he would've passed whether he knew the questions' style or not. So Oritel hates Thoren a little (🤏) less than Sky. As for Marion, she loves both. She's just happier for the couple she has shipped since the day they met when they were 8 years old. 👍

[carcinoarmageddon]

the voices???? who were you hearing on alternia??? who are you hearing now????

[tA]: hell of a que2tiion. kiind of niice for 2omeone not to know. [tA]: the voiice2 of the iimmiinently dead.

[tA]: now? ii'm not quiite 2ure. iit'2 the 2ame old 2ame old though: 'we're all goiing two diie,' etc etc. ii 2uper mii22ed the miigraiine2. (/2) not many planet2 where people aren't gettiing fucked over, ii gue22, and thii2 one'2 2tiill at lea2t half alterniia.

[better-call-saulgo]

QQuestion what is the legality of eating highbloods for alternianSS

IIt's kinda just normal for me bc uHH. II'm from a different society n subspecies and we *all* eat carrion bc wEE. AAdapted to do that after a *certain empire* tried to make us extinct but idKK

II just wanna know how much of a bounty is on my head outside of, yknow, my general existance and line of worKK!

@burninggills

THANK YOU FOR CONTACTING THE LAW OFFICES OF SAULGO ODDMAN  cannibalism isn't necessarily illegal on alternia, but eating a highblood could implicate that you killed said highblood, which is illegal. a lower bloodcaste eating a highblood could also be seen as a sort of political statement, which would warrant an immediate execution cannibalism is more of a general social no-no around here and if you get caught snacking on someone’s dead body, especially if it’s above gold or olive, chances are the witness is gonna take justice into their own hands. it’s the same case for lusii. it’s not illegal to eat them but alternians really adore their caretakers, and eating them would be seen as distasteful. an act worse than just killing them Livestock grubs like beefgrub are the primary source of socially acceptable meat products on alterna. there’s a popular theory that trolls aren't too genetically distant from grub meat. i choose not to think about it much, personally. looking through your page, i suggest you steer clear of alternia anyways.

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[aita-alternia]

am II the asshoLLe for steaLLIng a dead LLusus?

so II (8, bLLuebLLood) am a hunter of sorts. when a LLusus dIIes, II procure IIts corpse [through LLegaLL means such as purchasing], processing IIt into bIIte-sIIzed chunks, and feeding it to my own LLusus. she accepts dIIferent kIInds of food, but she becomes IIrate IIf she IIs not fed a LLusus for a LLong perIIod of tIIme.

some tIIme ago my kIIsmesIIs tIIpped me off about a LLusus death on another part of the pLLanet, so off II went to strike a deaLL. turns out the unfortunate grub was my matesprIIt's abusive ex-moIIraIILL [7, oLLIIve]. she bLLamed me for "ruIInIIng her LLIIfe" as IIf she dIIdn't try to seLL me my matesprIIt's [very much aLLIIve!] LLusus as "punIIshment for abandonIIng her".

despIIte my best efforts she refused to seLL her dead LLusus to me, so IInstead II just broke IInto her hIIve and stoLLE it whIILLe she was sLLeeping. II don't usuaLLy do this, but IIt was personaLL because of my matesprIIt ... II wont get IInto the detaIILLs but she left hIIm quIIte a mess.

II mIIght be the asshoLLe here because before II left II reported her for LLusus negLLect and personaLLy saw to IIt that she was cuLLed. II say good rIIddance to bad rubbIIsh, but my matesprIIt is upset at me now. II've aLLready reassured hIIm that II won't get IIn troubLLe wIIth any drones, but he saIId IIt was because II caused needLLess troubLLe when she was aLLready LLeaving us aLLone. II saIId II dIId him and the pLLanet a favour, but he's not buyIIng it. we haven't taLLked since, and II'm startIIng to wonder IIf II reaLLy am in the wrong?

was II? :L

[seaside-lovers-archive]

🍺 The Dealer & Kate 🐺

Ship name/tag: 🍺 dancing on the edge of love and hate

Anniversary: February 8, 2024

F/O source: Buckshot Roulette

My backstory: Very little is known about my past; it is all shrouded in mystery. All that is know is that I enjoy high risk games and gambling. So when I hear about the Dealer's underground roulette game, I decide to take my chances and see if I can win anything.

How we meet: I meet The Dealer for the first time when I come into his gambling ring to take a chance at his game of roulette.

First impressions: I don't like him and he doesn't like me. I'm there for the money; he's there for the thrill. I dislike his confidence and assume he may be cheating in some way (though I do later find out he plays honestly).

He can tell I don't like him from the way I stare at him and watch him carefully. He doesn't mind, though; he's not here to be friends.

Getting closer: I win the match and leave with the money, assuming The Dealer is dead, and move on with my life, continuing to explore gambling. However, I soon hear word that The Dealer is back and gambling again, which confuses me - why isn't he dead? I go back to check it out and find him alive and well, asking if I would like to gamble again. This is how I find out he is immortal.

He teases me, implying I missed him and wanted to see him again, to which I deny and coldly correct him that I'm surprised he's even alive. It's at this moment that he confronts me about my wounds - I had been shot once and seemed to not have any complications similar to his past clients. I end up telling him about my being not entirely human, also making me immortal. While I can still be injured and feel pain, I can recover from any sort of injury fully.

We end up discussing our mutual love of gambling and the rush from it, so we set up a meet up where we play our game of shotgun roulette. It eventually starts to evolve into a back-and-forth of insults and banter mixed with flirting. We become more used to one another through this, eventually winding down after these games with alcohol, relaxing and talking.

Beginning our relationship: The Dealer, for all his talk of how much he can't stand me, soon realizes that he's developed a crush on me, and he hates it. He considers it to be a weakness - a dependency he doesn't need in his life. So he ignores it and tries to stifle the feeling.

I also slowly start to fall for him, hating myself for it as well since I've always told him how much I can't stand him, but II'm more open to a possible relationship with him. We're both immortal... it could work. Maybe.

I confess to him first, admitting that I've started to fall in love with him and that I would be open to a relationship if he is. We tentatively start dating, continuing our meet ups, but also going out for coffee or dinner every once in awhile. This turns into a regular occurrence and I eventually end up moving into the building he occupies, making a room for myself at his request as we become romantic partners.

Ship trope(s): None ATM

Aesthetics: Dark, smoky rooms; sharing cigarettes/smoking

Our song(s): None ATM

Favorite forms of affection: I like being given gifts. I've always loved collecting trinkets, so sometimes he will surprise me with a small item that made him think of me.

The Dealer loves physical affection; kissing, cuddling, all of it, he loves it. He especially loves when I compliment him, enjoying the attention greatly.

Favorite kind of date: Gambling, weirdly enough. While we get to a point where we don't like shooting one another because of the pain involved, we continue to gamble together by ourselves, playing card games, betting, etc.

Ways we comfort one another: Neither of us is very good at comforting, but if he notices I'm upset, The Dealer likes to sit with me in silence, letting me talk if I need to.

The Dealer gets more angry then anything, so I like to be there to talk him down from making any rash decisions. He appreciates me being there to help calm him when he needs it most.

What we love most about each other: I love his protectiveness. As we get closer to one another, I notice how much more protective he is of me - during our sessions where I end up shot, he's immediately helping the Doctor patch me up, keeping an eye on me, etc. It's shortly after we start dating that he admits he doesn't want to keep up roulette because it hurts him to hurt me.

He loves my snarkiness. Any comment he makes, I fire back with a comment in return, or make comments on my own rather than in response. He thinks it's funny in a way, and also keeps him on his toes - he's not used to being back-talked, so having to think up comebacks on the fly is fun.

[sweetearthandnorthernsky]

writing doesn't go brrr, so playlist for morinel (backstory edition/up to start of canon)

listening links; spotify, youtube

little flower - you'll rise in the wake of the winter / when april calls you from the ground / you'll laugh as the rain starts to whisper / and hold your head up to the clouds

funeral song - if these bare walls could sing, they would sing us a funeral song / push their wooden words into your mouth / they would not wish to be a burden to your tongue

stop and stare - this town is colder now, i think it's sick of us / It's time to make our move, iI'm shakin' off the rust / i've got my heart set on anywhere but here

all the stars - all the stars in the sky, burn to black close your eyes / all the stars in the sky, say goodbye say goodbye / we were here yesterday, now we seem so far away

heirloom - you try your hardest to leave the past alone / this crooked posture is all you've ever known / It is the consequence of living in between / the weight of family and the pull of gravity

crystals - i know i'll wither, so peel away the bark / 'cause nothing grows when it is dark / in spite of all my fears, i can see it all so clear / i see it all so clear

how about forever - there was a time though it seemed strange / when i didn't know your face / and i didn't know your name / somewhere our paths crossed along the way / and now there is only one more thing I've got to say

bow and arrow - won't you hold my hands over my heart? / i want you to close my eyes when it grows dark / oh, we go over the mountains and under the stars

in the embers - like fireworks, we pull apart the dark / Compete against the stars, with all of our hearts / till our temporary brilliance turns to ash / We pull apart the darkness while we can

small hands - and all the angers that they hid inside your chest / we will unravel all of the chains / and toss the remnants all down the drain

kings & queens & vagabonds - restless souls in the desert sand / dream of another land / that heroes and villains claimed before

hell or high water - trees are burning, ravens fly / smoke is filling up the sky / we are running out of time / when the river's running red /and we begin to falter / we'll hang on to the edge

trouble - trouble, coming in the dead of night / trouble, making everything all right / it's in your blood / it's in your bones / you cannot sleep for-

things we lost in the fire - things we lost to the flames / things we'll never see again / all that we've amassed / sits before us, shattered into ash

soldier - soldier keep on marching on / head down till the work is done / waiting on the morning sun / soldier keep on marching on

heart of darkness - the quiet, it swallows us / what's waiting around the corner / senses we cannot trust / hunted by unseen horrors

all the king's horses - i knock the ice from my bones / try not to feel the cold / caught in the thought of that time / when everything was fine, everything was mine

i of the storm - if i could face them / if i could make amends with all my shadows / i'd bow my head and welcome them / but i feel it burning / like when the winter wind stops my breathing

paint - i know how to dream, know how to dream / still, there's a wound and i'm moving slow / though it don't show, though it don't show / i've got a hole where nothing grows / how little you know, how little you know

home ii - broken stones, broken lightning / this house of doubt is what we know / chasing down the silver linings / of wounded minds and wounded souls

the weight of living, pt. i - stepping forward out into the day / shrugging off the dust and memory / though it's soaring still above your head / it is out of sight and none shall see

[encryptiing]

nobody:

2olluxe2: hey do you want two know what the dead people 2creamed at me twoday? diid ii mentiion ii'm mii2erable and con2tantly 2ufferiing at the behe2t of the merciile22ly cruel neuron2 that make up my own mutant thiinkpan? al2o the world ii2 endiing and ii can't waiit two fiinally diie.

[aeonophagic]

omg I'm not anon but I Know a bit abt noragami but iI'm p sure shinki r like. ?@??? spirits of dead people that a god takes by their side and the god can use the shinki as their weapon like. they can transform into weapons n stuff.

I haven't touched norgami in years so I can't explain in great detail but that's all I remember abt that. and honestly after seeing the vw and then norgami asks . I get it I See The Vision .

wait that’s so awesome… I haven’t watched soul eater either (sorry) but it sounds similar to what I’ve seen of it… I definitely see the vision too

[ghtsyumz]

ok iI'm finally ok the plane but the sky is alive again so I'm not sleeping ever I'm going on my 6th day of no sleep am I killing myself or am I shooting MY FREAKING SELF AI AM DEAD I'm so dead because I am on coffee and my tummy hurts

[burninggills]

II'm hungry, should i go get some fruit (YYucky, underripEE) or look for carrioNN (YYummy, already prepared for eating, might be a dead highblood [extra yummy], has bone marrow to snack on afteRR)

[interrogatormentors]

does it feel funny when lil asteroids bonk the ship? I'd get spooked, tho i imagine you've got shields or some shit for tht sorta thing. ...i guess that begs the question, what sorta shit on the ship does give ya a spook?

agaiin iidk iif thii2 a 2hiip or not KK keep2 playiing ornamental fii2h iin a grandoii2e courtyard pond wiith me and won't 2ay but when ii wa2 a 2hiip you're riight on the 2hiield a22e22ment. hone2tly ii'll be real wiith you 2ometiime2 you can pa22 through a whole a2teroiid belt and not even notiice you’re iin one bc the graviitatiional pull keepiing them all orderly and 2hiit ii2 a2 weak a2 a rubber band.

iif 2hiit got diire though and we got caught iin liike the aftermath of a moon 2hatteriing event or ju2t bad meteor 2warm2 we were 2uppo2ed two lower 2peed and raii2e the 2hiield2 two max. ii liiked two raii2e bla2t 2hiield2 two half 2o they could roll over the top of the 2hiip and off. keep the 2hiield2 on full and the whole a2teroiid wiill be repul2ed and cau2e wiide2pread damage not two mentiion iit can raii2e the tiime iit take2 two get two your de2tiinatiion exponentiionally. iin order for the half-2hiield2 method two work you have two be goiing max 2peed and iit 2cared the fuck out of my crew. had two hack an override 2o the captaiin couldn't 2low me eiither. iit'2 why my 2hiip got renamed the 2tar2kiimmer.

a2 for what actually 2pook2 me the mo2t? nothiing. my wor2t fear wa2 goiing iinto the helm.

ii can tell me what 2cared me there. they don't want p2iion2 two be able two u2e theiir power2 iin the helm bc that take2 away preciiou2 battery liife 2o all the voiice2 went 2iilent. you don't eat you don't 2leep iit'2 nothiing but you and the 2ound of water. 2o ii 2tarted hackiing the iimperiial network for fun. ii diid iit a lot a2 a wiiggler and iit'2 ju2t a bunch of garbage code and 2hiitty poetry hone2tly. after ii 2tarted doiing that ii 2tarted heariing the doomed agaiin ii think. all they 2aiid wa2 a chant of biinary one2 and zeroe2. ba2iic biinary 2hiit you know?? ii ran that thiing through my own 2y2tem and iit turned up an a2cii iimage of liike a bu2ted up vii2ual repre2entatiion of an audiio wave form.

2o ii'm pii22ed the fuck off but ii'm the be2t fuckiing hacker on or off alterniia 2o ii'm goiing two force my 2y2tem two recogniize the a2cii iimage a2 2omethiing ii can 2tiill lii2ten two 2o ii can try and drown out the fuckiing nothiing biinary. helm2men'2 pan2 are advanced fuckiing computer2 and ii've never met a 2y2tem ii couldn't hack. turn2 out ii'm really good at hackiing my2elf and 2uddenly bla2tiing iin my fuckiing aural caviitiie2 ii2 the 2ound of a trollian fuckiing 2cream. and iit 2ound2 liike a wiiggler mourniing a dead lu2u2. an ab2olutely fuckiing mii2erable and griieviing and horriifiied corp2e party waiil. the kiind of 2cream you hear when a troll watchiing theiir moiiraiil gettiing devoured aliive nubfiir2t by rabiid cholerbear2. and iit'2 2creamiing iin my own voiice but liike way older.

pretty fuckiing 2tupiid riight? ii'm pretty above that 2hiit 2cariing me now.

[fillupthemess]

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I do :

Yandere, Normal req, Gore, Nsfw, Male Reader, Gn Reader 【 for the female only 】 Cannibalism, Angst 【 i only do Heavy Angst and of course no comfort 】, Fluff, Dead dove, death 【 for either character or reader eventually this will lead to angst 】 .

I don't do :

insect, Incest, Female Reader, age gap, weird kinks, selfcest

That's all nothing more nothing less- .

[techn0mystic]

they haven't culled me yet because ii'm the 0nly one that kn0ws how 2 upl0ad a dead troll's c0nsciiousness 2 g0regle driive.