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thoughtformchoreographer · 6 months ago
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What are Eridan's thoughts about Erisolsprite and he other way around, Erisolsprite thoughts about Eridan? ahahsha
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ERIDAN: wwell i wwas him ERIDAN: seein him about aint much an inconvvenience or anythin a the sort considerin he seems alright for the most part ERIDAN: but hes also a nice reminder that my mind an memories aint privvate to me anymore ERIDAN: evverytime i see him i remember wwhat it wwas like bein twwo awwful people at once ERIDAN: the fucked up part is that i almost miss it cus maybe that wwhole shit showw left one hell of a fuckin impression on me but at least for once i wwasnt all alone ERIDAN: hes plagued me wwith his memories as if my owwn wwerent enough to deal wwith ERIDAN: evven noww i forget to duck under door wways too short for my horns ERIDAN: evven noww i wwake midday thinkin i hear screams a the dead or sit at my desk typin code i dont knoww howw to type or lisp against my owwn vvolition ERIDAN: so i guess you could say he has royally fucked me ERISOL: riight. eriidan. ii'm not 2ure wwhat you're expectiin me twwo 2ay, 2eein a2 he'2 liiterally part of me, but ii'll do my fuckiin darnedest. ERISOL: ii thiink hii2 exii2tance ii2 tragiic, an by exten2iion, 2o ii2 miine. wwe're both iin the 2ame wwriiggliin piile a putred 2tiinkiin 2hiit together. ERISOL: my opiiniion miight be biia2ed. but ii thiink he 2hould go talk twwo 2ol an kk iif he wwant2 twwo get better.
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dhmisfour · 4 months ago
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HIIII iI'm very surprised people in the lps fandom still remember me LIKE I'VE BEEN DEAD FOR 6 MONTHS but Ive been in this fandom for more than a year so I redrew my first ever vinnil piece on here :3
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Here's the uhhh the og I'D LIKE TO THINK I GOT BETTER JUST A LITTLE
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Now u might be wondering. THUNDER. R U COMING BACK TO THE LPS FANDOM. simple answer MAYBE? honestly I never left like I'm not gonna go out my way to make art for it anymore bc gay country fandom has me in a very tight grip BUT if u send in requests I WILL (try to) ANSWER THEM. SO THERE'S THAT
BUT SERIOUSLY im glad so many of u still rmb me despite me being gone SINCE DECEMBER dear god
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interrogatormentors · 3 months ago
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I'm scared the worst happened to tavros
he was culled wasnt he
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unliike 2ome people that don't do re2earch for 2hiit about the people they're fuckiing around wiith iin a trea2onou2 chatroom bc they're all expendable ii thiink ii can connect the dot2 here
unfortunately the dot2 are fuckiing 2cattered around the ground liike a bunch of marble2 bc KK doe2n't tell me 2hiit about what happened two everybody. ii know AA, KN, VK, TZ, NP, and KK are all here. GZ miight 2tiill be double-2uckiing the Empiire a2 a 2ubjuggulator plant iin the iinterrogatormentor2 iin the rebelliion and ii'm goiing two gue22 the per2on leadiing thii2 rebelliion ii2
ugh. ii don't want two gue22 my head fuckiing hurt2. but iif you're talkiing about the mo2t nervou2 liittle rap god iin the world who know2. ii haven't heard hiim out2iide my cell and he wa2 alway2 complaiiniing about lack of ramp2 2o he would 2tand out. he wa2 def VK'2 lunch periigee2 ago.
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UGH THERE YOU ARE. WHAT THE FRESH PANROTTED HELL ARE YOU DOING, CAPTOR? STOP TELLING RANDOM NOOKLICKERS ON THE INTERNET THAT OUR PEOPLE ARE FUCKING DEAD. WE HAVE A FUCKING REBELLION TO RUN, OF FUCKING COURSE YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HEAR EVERYONE AND THEIR FUCKING LUSUS LOITERING OUTSIDE YOUR BLOCK AS THOUGH YOU'RE THE SECRETARY OF THE FUCKING OPERATION READY TO CHECK THEM IN FOR THEIR SPECIALIZED APPOINTMENT.
AS FOR YOU, I DON'T KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE, BUT TALKING ABOUT NITRAM'S OPERATIONS IN THE CONTEXT OF ACTIVITIES THAT MAY BE CLASSIFIABLE AS "TREASONOUS" TO THE EYES OF THE EMPIRE IS ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY NOT HAPPENING.
(uH, wHO,,, kEEPS TELLING PEOPLE, tHAT i'M DEAD,,,?)
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gho2ty · 8 months ago
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ii'm 2emii-new here, 2o, what ii2 'mafiia'?
oh ab2olutely all good. mafiia a2 a game come2 iin many form2 and play2tyle2 and even name2. they all work iin the 2ame day/niight round cycle2 and wiith the 2ame general wiin condiitiion2.
the epiicmafiia ver2iion of iit ii2 onliine, text-ba2ed, and the ho2t ii2 allowed two cu2tomiize the role2 iinvolved.
you get a group of people, then they all wiill be a22iigned role2 randomly.
2ome of the2e are good (town) role2 that can eiither do nothiing or have 2ome 2ort of actiion at niight (thii2 can be 2aviing 2omeone iif they were two get attacked that niight, iinve2tiigatiing role2 of other2, or many other thiing2) and ultiimately they need two be able two get riid of all the mafiia member2 (and 2ometiime2 3rd party member2) two wiin.
on the other 2iide, 2ome wiill be a22iigned bad (mafiia), where each niight they vote two attack 2omeone and iif that per2on ii2 not 2aved by another then by morniing they are dead. theiir goal ii2 two eiither kiill off all the town or otherwii2e make theiir votiing block large enough that there ii2 no way for town two wiin a daytiime vote.
each day cycle iit ii2 up two the town two fiigure out who the 2ecret mafiia ii2 and they get the chance two kiill off one per2on by the end of the day, iin hope2 two have gotten riid of the mafiia.
there2 al2o the mentiioned 3rd party role2, whiich come iin many flavor2 and 2peciial wiin condiitiion2. 2ometiime2 they kiill, 2ometiime2 they dont. 2ometiime2 they can wiin wiith town, 2ometiime2 they need town two kiill them two wiin, or other thiing2. theyre wiild card2 wiith 2peciifiic goal2 two make the game more iintere2tiing.
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carcinoarmageddon · 2 years ago
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the voices???? who were you hearing on alternia??? who are you hearing now????
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[tA]: hell of a que2tiion. kiind of niice for 2omeone not to know. [tA]: the voiice2 of the iimmiinently dead.
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[tA]: now? ii'm not quiite 2ure. iit'2 the 2ame old 2ame old though: 'we're all goiing two diie,' etc etc. ii 2uper mii22ed the miigraiine2. (/2) not many planet2 where people aren't gettiing fucked over, ii gue22, and thii2 one'2 2tiill at lea2t half alterniia.
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better-call-saulgo · 7 months ago
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QQuestion what is the legality of eating highbloods for alternianSS
IIt's kinda just normal for me bc uHH. II'm from a different society n subspecies and we *all* eat carrion bc wEE. AAdapted to do that after a *certain empire* tried to make us extinct but idKK
II just wanna know how much of a bounty is on my head outside of, yknow, my general existance and line of worKK!
@burninggills
THANK YOU FOR CONTACTING THE LAW OFFICES OF SAULGO ODDMAN  cannibalism isn't necessarily illegal on alternia, but eating a highblood could implicate that you killed said highblood, which is illegal. a lower bloodcaste eating a highblood could also be seen as a sort of political statement, which would warrant an immediate execution cannibalism is more of a general social no-no around here and if you get caught snacking on someone’s dead body, especially if it’s above gold or olive, chances are the witness is gonna take justice into their own hands. it’s the same case for lusii. it’s not illegal to eat them but alternians really adore their caretakers, and eating them would be seen as distasteful. an act worse than just killing them Livestock grubs like beefgrub are the primary source of socially acceptable meat products on alterna. there’s a popular theory that trolls aren't too genetically distant from grub meat. i choose not to think about it much, personally. looking through your page, i suggest you steer clear of alternia anyways.
CALL AGAIN (505) 403-445
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thechapelcollective · 1 month ago
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🧠 》 Alter Intro 《 🧠
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Name : Walker
Pronouns : They/It/Rot
Gender : Dead. Jk male.
Role : Pain holder?
About me : hii, ii'm walker. ii'm a zombiie, ii use a typiing quiirk and everythiing fuckiin aches..
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aita-alternia · 1 year ago
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am II the asshoLLe for steaLLIng a dead LLusus?
so II (8, bLLuebLLood) am a hunter of sorts. when a LLusus dIIes, II procure IIts corpse [through LLegaLL means such as purchasing], processing IIt into bIIte-sIIzed chunks, and feeding it to my own LLusus. she accepts dIIferent kIInds of food, but she becomes IIrate IIf she IIs not fed a LLusus for a LLong perIIod of tIIme.
some tIIme ago my kIIsmesIIs tIIpped me off about a LLusus death on another part of the pLLanet, so off II went to strike a deaLL. turns out the unfortunate grub was my matesprIIt's abusive ex-moIIraIILL [7, oLLIIve]. she bLLamed me for "ruIInIIng her LLIIfe" as IIf she dIIdn't try to seLL me my matesprIIt's [very much aLLIIve!] LLusus as "punIIshment for abandonIIng her".
despIIte my best efforts she refused to seLL her dead LLusus to me, so IInstead II just broke IInto her hIIve and stoLLE it whIILLe she was sLLeeping. II don't usuaLLy do this, but IIt was personaLL because of my matesprIIt ... II wont get IInto the detaIILLs but she left hIIm quIIte a mess.
II mIIght be the asshoLLe here because before II left II reported her for LLusus negLLect and personaLLy saw to IIt that she was cuLLed. II say good rIIddance to bad rubbIIsh, but my matesprIIt is upset at me now. II've aLLready reassured hIIm that II won't get IIn troubLLe wIIth any drones, but he saIId IIt was because II caused needLLess troubLLe when she was aLLready LLeaving us aLLone. II saIId II dIId him and the pLLanet a favour, but he's not buyIIng it. we haven't taLLked since, and II'm startIIng to wonder IIf II reaLLy am in the wrong?
was II? :L
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seaside-lovers-archive · 7 months ago
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🍺 The Dealer & Kate 🐺
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Ship name/tag: 🍺 dancing on the edge of love and hate
Anniversary: February 8, 2024
F/O source: Buckshot Roulette
My backstory: Very little is known about my past; it is all shrouded in mystery. All that is know is that I enjoy high risk games and gambling. So when I hear about the Dealer's underground roulette game, I decide to take my chances and see if I can win anything.
How we meet: I meet The Dealer for the first time when I come into his gambling ring to take a chance at his game of roulette.
First impressions: I don't like him and he doesn't like me. I'm there for the money; he's there for the thrill. I dislike his confidence and assume he may be cheating in some way (though I do later find out he plays honestly).
He can tell I don't like him from the way I stare at him and watch him carefully. He doesn't mind, though; he's not here to be friends.
Getting closer: I win the match and leave with the money, assuming The Dealer is dead, and move on with my life, continuing to explore gambling. However, I soon hear word that The Dealer is back and gambling again, which confuses me - why isn't he dead? I go back to check it out and find him alive and well, asking if I would like to gamble again. This is how I find out he is immortal.
He teases me, implying I missed him and wanted to see him again, to which I deny and coldly correct him that I'm surprised he's even alive. It's at this moment that he confronts me about my wounds - I had been shot once and seemed to not have any complications similar to his past clients. I end up telling him about my being not entirely human, also making me immortal. While I can still be injured and feel pain, I can recover from any sort of injury fully.
We end up discussing our mutual love of gambling and the rush from it, so we set up a meet up where we play our game of shotgun roulette. It eventually starts to evolve into a back-and-forth of insults and banter mixed with flirting. We become more used to one another through this, eventually winding down after these games with alcohol, relaxing and talking.
Beginning our relationship: The Dealer, for all his talk of how much he can't stand me, soon realizes that he's developed a crush on me, and he hates it. He considers it to be a weakness - a dependency he doesn't need in his life. So he ignores it and tries to stifle the feeling.
I also slowly start to fall for him, hating myself for it as well since I've always told him how much I can't stand him, but II'm more open to a possible relationship with him. We're both immortal... it could work. Maybe.
I confess to him first, admitting that I've started to fall in love with him and that I would be open to a relationship if he is. We tentatively start dating, continuing our meet ups, but also going out for coffee or dinner every once in awhile. This turns into a regular occurrence and I eventually end up moving into the building he occupies, making a room for myself at his request as we become romantic partners.
Ship trope(s): None ATM
Aesthetics: Dark, smoky rooms; sharing cigarettes/smoking
Our song(s): None ATM
Favorite forms of affection: I like being given gifts. I've always loved collecting trinkets, so sometimes he will surprise me with a small item that made him think of me.
The Dealer loves physical affection; kissing, cuddling, all of it, he loves it. He especially loves when I compliment him, enjoying the attention greatly.
Favorite kind of date: Gambling, weirdly enough. While we get to a point where we don't like shooting one another because of the pain involved, we continue to gamble together by ourselves, playing card games, betting, etc.
Ways we comfort one another: Neither of us is very good at comforting, but if he notices I'm upset, The Dealer likes to sit with me in silence, letting me talk if I need to.
The Dealer gets more angry then anything, so I like to be there to talk him down from making any rash decisions. He appreciates me being there to help calm him when he needs it most.
What we love most about each other: I love his protectiveness. As we get closer to one another, I notice how much more protective he is of me - during our sessions where I end up shot, he's immediately helping the Doctor patch me up, keeping an eye on me, etc. It's shortly after we start dating that he admits he doesn't want to keep up roulette because it hurts him to hurt me.
He loves my snarkiness. Any comment he makes, I fire back with a comment in return, or make comments on my own rather than in response. He thinks it's funny in a way, and also keeps him on his toes - he's not used to being back-talked, so having to think up comebacks on the fly is fun.
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popculturebuffet · 2 years ago
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Top 20 Animated Episodes of 2022 Part 1: 20-11
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Happy new year all you happy people! It's that time of the year again for my top 20 episodes of the year list!
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For those new, which is likely a lot of you as these things tend to blow up, every year I take 5 episodes max from every show I watched, as given both this blog's busy schedule and my habit of putting things off I don't get to everything i'd like to (Personal apologizes to Dead End Paranormal Park, The Cuphead Show, Transformers Earthspark, Mike Judge's Beavis and Butthead apart from one episode, and Primal), and pick the best. As for why not just do a top 10 , or as I tend to do 12, there's a few simple reasons.
1) Since this blog started with just single episode reviews of shows and it continues to be the blogs backbone, it honors what I do, and is a nice way to really single out the episodes that really hit the high points for a season.
2) Even when i'm hitting a LOT of shows in a year, I still don't usually reach 20, and even if I did it wouldn't feel like enough to make a proper list and 5 seems too few.
3) It's something few other people do , especially for animation, so it stands out more while still allowing me to reflect on the year in animation
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Now that's settled, before we get to the list under the cut let's talk about 2022.. but first just let me.. mentally prepare myself
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Okay now ii'm mildly prepared 2022..
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On the one hand we got a lot of good content. In addition to those fine, critically raved about shows I mentiond I didn't get to I got to PLENTY of good animation this year: While Owl House got screwed over last year, it started going down swinging with it's best run of episodes followed by a special that's just shy of breaking 5 million views on youtube and made disney realize they fucked up real good. So with a new regime hopefully it won't bow forever next year. Amphibia did bow out with an utterly heartstopping finale, The Great North has reached it's peak, while they sadly bowed out Tuca and Bertie and Close Enough still had great seasons to close out on as they left us wanting more, and we got two utterly record smashing debuts; Smiling Friends which is still a sensation even now and is easily one of the best adult comedies in recent times, which is not the easy feat it once was, and Legend of Vox Machina not only continued Amazon Prime's hot streak, but proved to be a hilarious yet deeply integlent and compelling fantasy.. that still had a song about tugging a gnome's motherfucking beads, a goliath nakedly diving into acid, and one or four heroes going through a tragic arc that included an accidental pact with a vengeance demon complaning that his love intrest just yah'd him like a horse while running away from demons. There was a lot of fantastic stuff. And that's not even getting into the films I haven't got to or the one I have with PUss in Boots.
Behind the scenes though?
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Yeah, let's start with the appitizers first; Disney continued it's slow march towards death, putting Turning Red on Disney+… depsite the fact that unlike the previous two straight to D+ orders, which were undrestandable.. they simply coudl've delayed it by a few weeks or delayed lightyear.. which in contrast bombed HORRIBLY in theaters. It also came out Disney gladly funded various florida senate members who ended up passing the contriversal don't say gay bill, which is beyond standard disney fuckups into a level of vile. Thankfully Old New Boss bob iger stepped in at the end of the year, so their might be hope.
Netflix also seems in flux: on the one hand they still put out lots of critcally aclaimed animation.. and on the other they keep canceling things, not knowing what their doing, so their fine.
Ironically though what caused me the most stress this year to the point I spiraled into depression in anxiety wondering if anything I did mattered.. was Warner Bros Discovery. After champinoing Cartoon Network and HBO MAx as a safe haven for animatoin, a great place, and generally great.. the celeing cave in, the floor gave out and what was left got set on fire, covered in spiders and some sort of hobgoblin who hates animation , diversity and sometimes it feels me specifically took hold.
That hobgoblin.. was Dave Zaslav, head of discovery, new head of warner brothers and absolute human nightmare. In the span of just a few months he canned two full movies, Batgirl and Scoob 2 and made it so they can never be finished or released, and that… just something so disrepectful to it's crew, moneywasting and pr headachey that it still lingers to this day (Mostly batgirl but even not carring about Scoob 2 what the fuck).. was him JUST GETTING STARTED. Over several months he took a fucking chainsaw to hbo max, cutting content left and right and leaving many shows that were either streaming only like Close Enough or hadn't got a dvd release like Victor and Valentino, Mao Mao and FAR TOO DAMN MANY to list, effectively homeless, the most galling to me being completely digitally delisting final space, TAKING AWAY PEOPLE'S ALRAEDY BOUGHT DIGITAL COPIES, and generally destroying the franchise… to make 5 bucks. I know he likely got more than that but come the fuck on. It is not an exageration nor slandar to say David Zaslav cares less about the company functioning.. and more about making money to the point he's just.. liscneding shows they had the rights to to other streamers. Which is good as at least htey wont be cast into the void, but it's galling to have someone so greedy even something as simple and to some actors VITAL as residuals makes him wince. He has done exactly ONE THING right in making James Gunn head of the DCEU and I still don't trust him not to step in and fuck tha tup for James, the viewing public and good taste because his track record is if it costs money
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I wasn't REMOTELY joking about that anxiety attack. When someone disrespects your medium THIS BADLY , it makes you quefstion everything your doing. I came around realizing I can keep these things alive and keep him acountable, but it still hasn't been easy constantly wondering what he's going to do next to fuck things up, to fuck up possible retrospectivges or just generally make animation worse. He has been a waking nightamre and has single handeledly made the year harder. It was hard enough with Elon Musk's takeover of twitter (Which i'm on more now, you can find me HERE), republican garbage still rising up and making LBGTQ+ peoples lives hell, JK ROwling somehow getting even worse and way too many gutpunch celebrity deaths… but this year will be SO MUCH EASIER if Zaslav finally goes down. Please… WB get rid of him before he eats you from the inside. And you reading please.. dont' harass him. It won't help. You can call for his resignation, but please do so respectfully. We do not want to be ignorant yowling jackasses. Just be good people.
So this year was highs, lows and not so creamy middles.. but what shows rose to the top? What shows were the best? Or at least almost the best but not quite? Find out bellow as I count down The first 10, Numbers 20-11, of my top 20 animated episodes of 2022!:
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20. X-Mas with the Skanks Adventure (The Great North)
"It isn't a Lone Moose White Elephant without someone running off into the night to cast something in the lake"
The Great North is as show I liked a lot last year and that has only improved with age, to the point I really wish more people talked about this wonderfully charming, bonkers little show. It has great characters, even greater voice acting and some of the most hilariously weird plots i've seen in a sitcom while still being grounded in the characters themselves. And season 3 is the show hitting it's stride, as while season 2 was pretty good (and we'll see an episode form that later) Season 3 has been the show's consitently best season, with such plots as the tobins minus beef getting addicted to an outback stakehouse style restraunt Beef dosen't want them to go to, a disaster drill that's dinosaur themed, beef inviting all his love intrests to a dance and all of them being fine with it once the misunderstanding is cleared up, the town deciding to have a man who carves wives for sailors cave a really , really handsome man to win a local yachting compettion, having to cart the local millionare to an island while the kids all go overboard on being rich for a change, and the tobins all turning on each other over beef's obession with the movie Enough Said. It's all great stuff, though what ultimately won was a premise smaller in scope but no less dumb, and just in time for christmas.
While the show's last Christmas episode was great, X-Mas takes it to a new level with a very simple, realistic but still hilarous idea: It's the annual Lone Moose White Elephant, which while bringing in tons of the towns great character from the easily impresssed Santiago Carpachio, the aptly titled Drama John, deadpan death lover and my adopted daughter Bethany, and the calm soft spoken Mayor Peepers, it also opens old wounds: As the Tobin kids tell Honeybee, several christmases ago the kids got one of those singing anamatronic dealies, you know your singing fish, bears, etc, the kind that annoy the heck out of parents if overused and the kind i'm sure most children have had at a least one point. I had a singing fish and thus deeply related to the episode of Big City Greens where Cricket bonded with his while trying to resolve his repeated attempted murders.
Skanky is no exception, a very weird x-mas tree that sings a christmas version of Mambo #5, shakes it's various balls that are supposed to be sex oragans mut make no sense as such and delighting the kids.. and slowly driving beef mad to the point he finally got rid of it last year. And given the Tobins turns had all passed, they coudln't get him back and due to a recall coudln't find one online. Granted i've never seen that stop someone from selling something online but still point is they were skankless.
Part of what makes this so funny is that normally the Tobins aren't at each other's throats: their one of the most loving supportive families you can see. As Honeybee evne points out this episode Beef would normally give his kids the shirt off his back "I've seen you do it multiple times when Wolf forgot to get dressed. " So seeing him both so throughly against something that makes the kids happy, while seeing them all so against their dad is a nice contrast, and is also nicely petty. I do love the close knit family we have here but sometimes i'ts fun to see the stupdiest things turn them against one another while still being plausable.
You can probably see where this is going as Londra, their boat neighbor friend and happily married lesbian, has returned Skanky from whence he came, as he's started to haunt her and with her partner gone, she had a chance. This leads to a bloodthristy game of chess as the Tobins try to out manuver beef, as well as various townsfolk who want Skanky, not helped by Honeybee understandably switching sides as Skanky is awful. Hilarous but I woudln't want him in my house. We also get a neat subplot about Moon and a pregnant reindeer that bonds him with his new friend and love intrest introduced this season so dat's nice. But the main draw is this hilariously stupid conflict. And while it does get a nice emotinal tie, Beef also ties Skanky to the fact he was all he could afford and ashame of him, it never looses the core with beef being ready to cast it into a lake at one point, and being quitely infurated as the kids get a twerking snowman as a replacement. This episode scraped onto the list barely beeting out vampire keanu reeves but it's townwide fun and the sheer werid specificity of this feud while still somehow being relatable got me.
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19. Charlie Dies and Dosen't Come Back (Smiling Friends)
"Grandma what are you doing here?" "Oh I cursed and said DAMN in 1958 when your grandpa was shot by that ROTTEN burgalar!" "… well that seems unresonable I don't think you should be in hell for that."
Smiling Friends had one heck of a pilot last year, a hilariously dark tale of two colorful cartoon characters trying convince a man not to kill himself.. while said man has a gun casually pointed at his head the whole time. It shoudl not have worked as well as it did, but man it did helped by the bizzare quest of Alan to get his cheese back from some rodents.. and also find out why some guy is living in his wall but cheese first.
It's no shock then that when Adult Swim dropped the first season all at once early last year, it blew the internet in half, became a huge sensation and is easily one of the best comedies in Adult Swim's storied history. It can be weird as hell but unlike some adult sitcoms dosen't just throw weird shit at you, but uses it to craft jokes, to create contrast in general just to be great. And this episode is a great showcase as to why while also being a shocking bit of character development in a show that mostly sticks to just living episode by episode.
In this one, yet ANOTHER christmas episode (likely because the show was originally scheduled for late 2021), the smiling friends head out to get a tree and Charlie's lack of enthusastim for getting his job or damn near everything finally grates on Pim, who meekly but firmly approaches it. Charlie, being kind of an ass, explodes on him over this, makes a scene.. and then dies for his hubris.
He arrives in hell with his hellish bed, hellish tv and jeremy his helish source of entertainment, aka one of the best running gags in human history.
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Just.. the animation there as the wind goes out of him… beautiful. Getting help from his grandma whose in hell for, as detailed in the quote, not the fairest reasons, and watching her deepthroat a lollypop whiel laughing manically, Charlie journey's through hell and finds Satan. This gag.. is fine. Like Satan being mad over a doordash is hilaroius, I won't lie but him just being an introverted gamer on his computer is thek ind of gag tha'ts just been done neough. You can do more with the devil being funny, just look at the Cuphead show this year or Futurama in the past. That said him deciding to just.. not help charlie after he makes him smile and jeremy getting his revenge helps.. as does the literally deus ex machina that saves him GOD VOICED BY GILBERT GODFREY, which is not only just.. brilliant casting but took on a LOT of extra meaning after his untimely passing not long after. He got to go out of his long, distinguished voice acting career playing god. You coudln't ask for a better sendoff.. nor a better ending as Charlie ends up on earth a bit less cynical and a lot less naked. He probably won't change, this isn't that kind of show.. but what this show is is deeply hilarious, creative and weird and i'm happy to get at least one more season of it.
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18. Grandma Smugglers (Craig of the Creek)
"Your dad is an utter smokeshow and I say that with the utmost respect" One of my greatest regrets on this list was not putting Capture the Flag on here last year. It's why I took off the regulation that I had to watch every or almost every episode of a show to qualify. The special was a grand finale to the shows longest arc that also tapped into it's continuity so deeply it made me want to see what the nods I didn't recognize were about and got me to catch up.
That was well worth it as Season 4 may be Craig of the Creek's best yet. With the kingdom disolved, there's now more to explore, omar is now around full time and the show continues to be a nice comforting bit of greatness to dig into every few months when Cartoon Network releases a batch of episodes.
This episode in paticular takes advantage of things now that the other side is free by focusing on Raj, one half of the honesuckle rangers aka the show just casually having a gay couple that starts out as bumbling antagonists subserviant to a cruel dictator then quickly has them become some of our heroes most steadfast alllies.. who were weirdly absent from the final battle but hey the capture the flag game had a LOT of moving parts.
This time we see Raj's home life and it's honestly nice. He has a loving dad who JP can't help but comment is a total smokeshow (with all respect). Which..
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He's also voiced by Danny Pudi who i'm delighted to see post-ducktales and I was happy to find out has a major role in earthspark.
Raj also has a grandma, a kind woman who moved here when there was no one to take care of her in her native india, and whose son is overprotective of her. He clearly loves her and the warmth between them just.. melts my heart and reminds me of my own grandmas. What's unique though is tackling the immigrant experince, growing older and generally a lot of things you don't see in a kids cartoon but Craig of the Creek does it's best to be represenative as hell, often showing off unique part sof the various kids cultures.
The core of this episode is also heartwarming as Raj wants to sneak his grandma out, hence the title.. but to see a waterfall in the creek that's similar to one she grew up with. It's a simple goal with Kelsey, JP and Mortimor filling in for her.. and failing badly turning it into a race to get there.. and allowing Raj's father to see that maybe he needs to ease up on his mom, still take good care of her, but let her enjoy her life. It's a simple, sweet story, the kind Craig of the Creek really excels at and in a list full of hard choices, this one was well… simple
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17. The Core and the King (Amphibia)
"Don't you think it's time to say goodbye to those childhood friends of yours, son?"
Amphibia Season 3b.. was a mixed bag. On the one hand it was necessary to set up the finale, helped further Sasha's character growth and the post apocalyptic amphibi was kinda neat… but mostly it just felt like the series spinning it's wheels and ocasionally doing something to help set up the final conflict.. then making all of this near pointless by having the gathered army just.. give up in the third to last episode. As you can probably tell as much as I love the show.. it's one of it's weaker periods. So there weren't a ton of episodes from this that made the list but the two (technically four, and just with that you can probably guess which one made it to the next part of the list), that made it are some of the series best.
Core and the King gives us Andrias' hinted at backstory, why he talks about friends so much that even not knowing it.. both Anne and Marcy figured something was up seperatley in Marcy's Journal.
What could've been a simple tale of Andrias being evil and his friends having to turn on him.. we see it wasn't that simple. Turns out while Andrias people were indeed conquerers it was widely accepted. That was a shock to me, if not a suprising one: if you grow up your whole life thinking ransacking entire worlds, leaving them lifeless and hollow and keeping some of the surivviors just to study and make new advancments to conquer the next place is fine just fine, it'd be hard to question until something pushes it. Both Steven Universe and She Ra have detailed the deprogramming that'd take.
Andrias was indeed happy and had two friends, Leif and Barrel. Yes the same guy what made that neat hammer grime uses. Also Leif is very clearly a plantar, to the point Anne also called that along with us, and the finale confirms it. Not the most vital takeaway here but they were not subtle.
Things are fine though Andrias' abusive dad Aldrich, played phenominally by William Houston who apparnetly played a similar character in dark souls, encourages him to drop his friends. As it turns out being absorbed into the core was a tradition.
Things take their turn, and thankfully save the world from early ruin, when Leif holds the calamity box.. and gets a vision of the world ending. When she can't swaw Aldrich because fuck if he cares he'll just find another world to ravage and start over, she's forced to take drastic measures. And this is what makes the betrayal suprisingly layered and what makes this work so much for me: while we know Leif did the right thing, she still had to steal from her best friend, plunged the kingdom into darkness, and forced Barrel to make the hard decision to let her go. She did the hard thing.. but it didn't come without consequences, lost her everything and everyone she knew, forced her into hiding, and ruined her life for a while. She did recover eventually.. but as we saw in the finale it took a LONG time for that to happen. It's a soul crushing decission as no one wins and we knew no one would… we just didn't know it'd be this sad or not nearly as straightfoward. Sure Andrias is doing the wrong thing.. but he's a kid abused into beliving this is all okay, with no real choice to pivot from what his dad once who then had said dad and every other horrible ancestor he has scremaing in his head for the rest of his life. While it dosen't make what Andrais did REMOTELY okay, it makes him far more sympathetic than I thought possible, someone who really had no chice but ot become the monster he did and how simply not backing his friend up, for the understandable reason of not seeing her dreams, screwed him up badly. It's a truly harrowing well built episode that nicely sets up the finale.. I really wish there were more like it leading up to it but i'll take what I got.
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16. Say It Again, Ham, Adventure (The Great North)
"I didn't want Drama. I guess I just kept coming out because I wanted one single perfect moment"
So back to the GREATTTTT NORRTTTTH and like the above episode, i've covered this one. See back in June Kev pitched me "Queer as a Fox".. which I sometimes put as gay as a fox because my brain is very tired. Point is it was a look at Fox's animated queer content over the years… with Simpsons mostly getting it right, Family Guy having either gay sterotypes or a transphobic diatribe that will likely be the worst thing i've reviewed for the rest of my career, and American Dad just being sorta
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But for the finale I picked out the Great North, both to give us an even four and because it was the first one of these Fox Sitcoms to just come out, pun intended, and have a queer character in the main cast from day one and not have them be a sterotype or it be their whole personality. It's just there. Hence Ham, a loveable odd ball with a flair for baking whose always a moment behind everyone else and who comes out in the first episode.. for what's clearly the 80th time. While the crew could've just left the joke at that… they later decided in the back half of season 2 to explore this; Why HAD Ham come out so much?
So while watching a movie with his monotone but loving and kind if also frequently slow on the uptake boyfriend Crispin, about a racecar driver having to come out as gay, and also in a way that nicely lampoons various queer media that's just about screaming
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Over and over. Ham assumes this kind of coming out isn't usual and while Crispin's wasn't that bad and his parents, while taking a second accepted they did light fireworks and have to pay massive damages over said fireworks. It then , while also giving us LOTS Of Fun ham coming outs (From using it as a suggestion during one of Judy's improv gigs, to Mayor Peepers annual silly wig party which has Ham in a sailor moon wig, to white water rafting), reframes it as Ham wanting more from his coming out. His family was simply kind, loving and supportive and while he liked that for such an important moment in his life.. he wanted a tad of gravitas.
And being a nice, supportive loving family (Even if Beef was going through some stuff in the pilot he still told him "And we love you just the way you are dammit!"), the Tobins gladly agree to help Moon stage a second more dramatic coming out by having come out to Beef's Cousin Danica. Danica.. is the worst in the most hilarious way possible, having not heard from the tobins since she Moon was a baby and she wrote on the back of his birth announcment "Please stop". She also has an entirley beige house and upon meeting her for this plan, which Beef while going along with is ready to pull his son out of if she's too hurt, tells Judy she looks like a floozy (Something Judy finds entertaingly insulting. )
Things quickly esclate though as it turns out Danica was hiding some thefts and holds the tobins hostage, minus Wolf and Honeybee who are trying to do a true crime podcast, and soon have to contend with Danica's basement, trying to escape, and the fact danica only has tvoed episodes of fraiser with commentary on them.
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We also get two hilarious Chief's, Chief's Edna and Elba (one voiced by the wonderful kat dennigs) who are delightful as they are enept, and barely manage to actually pull off arresting her. Ham also has the revelation he dosen't need a dramatic coming out and it's a good thing his family is like this.. not everyone GETS to have a safe, sedate coming out and it's nice of the show to acknowledge that not every coming out has to be dramatic or traumatic for the person doing so and it'd be a nicer world if we had more soft acceptance like the tobins give. but also gets to have one safely with his family acting it out. It's a truly sweet moment with a very nice hug at the end. Overall an excellent episode
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15. Clouds on the Horizon/ King's Tide (The Owl House)
"Watcha Playin?"
I originally had just kings tide but I realized these two.. are basically a two parter, similar to the end of the previous season. While the final quarter of season 2 is just one long narrative roller coaster it's these that bring it to it's end.. and prepare us to board the NEXT ONE for season 3, and overlap, even if both have diffrnet goals.
Our first half sets up Eda and the CATS plan to sabotage the day of unity, while Luz's , while first just seeming to be a sidequest to rescue her sweetie with her nerdy best friends who used to alwasy be beside her but had thigns to adress elsewhere but are now back beside her.. ends up being important.
On a character level after a season of putting up with Odalia's shit, her entire family rebels against her: THe twins actively try to help Amity sabotage her, and Alador is revealed to be badly domestically abused, working because Odalia threatned the kids otherwise, and stands up to his soon to be ex wife. We get the aawesome battle sequence you'd expect from that, as well as Kiki slipping further.. and slipping that the emperoror has a spy in the CATS and thus knows about the plan, leading to luz ducking away. It's an intense, fun episode with one big heartwarming moment, the second most cathartic divorce of 2022, and a hell of a cliffhanger.. to be resovled righ tnow.
I combined the epis because raelly they flow right into one another, being one big climax to the season and EVERYTHING it's built up, the first half finishing Amity's subplot, and tying in Kiki's slow fall.. and the next one containing every damn thing else paying off.
The first horrifying thing is that despite our heroes best efforts and another neat fight scene… Belos WINS. At least for a few minutes: Even as the rest of our heroes airship their way to be big damn heroes, Luz deals with Belos personally as with his genocide already on autopilot, and Terra and the other collabeerators thinking their getting paradise much like odalia finishign the job for him only to realize he lied and they'll die, he tosses the Collector into the bottom of his super villian lair and prepares to go off ot earth dellusional that it'll all be great.
The episode has a nice air of hopelessness as Luz DEAPERATELY tries to stave things off by sigil stamping belos, a clever big of using his own racisim and ego against him by playing up his need for a guide.. then has to fight a blob monster. It's an episode where, much like for most of the season.. our heroes are loosing. Their doing their best and without sigils aside from hunter (Who being basically human can fight it off easier I guess), and we get a great fight.. and a truly sad moment when Belos gaslights hunter again, but it's ultimately a loosing one: our heroes are good and we get to see just how far they've come across the series and season, with Luz using a truly awesome looking pheonix-esque x made of fire to kick thigns off.. but ti also shows how outmatched they always were: they keep growing, evolving getting better as people and as witches.. but their up against someone whose been getting worse as a person but even better as a witch for a century and who even without his magic has freakys hapeshifting powers and hulk strength.
The desperation makes King's decision to free the collector.. make sense: there was no other option: his mom was dying (even if rahne manages to cut eda's arm off before she completely dies), his friends and sister were dying.. this was his only option. And it shows that just because i'ts not belos.. dosen't mean the Collector isn't any more dangeorus showing that he's still a child in mind and body.. and using that to be twilight zone level's of terrifying.
The simple image of a child in wha'ts basically pajamas, holding belos attack with one finger and simply asking "whatcha playin".. is as aweosme.. as it is terrifying. This is a being who just had our heroes all but beat and has been behind everything.. and he gets swatted away with just two fingers like it was NOTHING and makes the collector approaching our heroes right after that much more terrifying.. as is their escape with our heroes BARELY regrouping ot earth.. and king once again making a massive sacrifice. While the collector stopped the spell.. the isles are at his mercy and our heroes are even more lost than before… with the very foe they just lost.. not as gone as they think. It's a tense thrill ride of a two parter that somehow manages to fliip the table again just in time for it to all come crashing down and I coudln't wait ot see how it goes.. and still can't wait to see how it all ends… still wish we had ore episodes what the fuck disney. But what we got.. holy shit will it stay with me for years to come.
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14. Enchanted Forest (Smiling Friends)
"Which hand of the Witch hand will it be? Gahahahahaha!" "This is the most obnoxious thing i've seen in my life. "
Look sometimes the things that make it on these lists are terrifying showdowns with abusive genocidal assholes or god children. And sometimes i'ts an optimist and a lazy pesimist wondering through a fantasy forest that just happens to be in their town for some reason while acompanied by a rotoscopped hobit who wants them to deliver an IED to his Stalking Victim. Sometimes I just want goblins and refrences to my childhood. I'm a simple man. Okay that's a lie i'm a man who has about 80 intrests that fight for my head, an obession with keith david and who constantly refrences a comic strip more people need to hear of
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But I do love this episode which takes a simple stock plot, Charlie dosen't want to do something (Something being quest in the fantasy forest their in), Pim wants to, Charlie ends up being better at it… and somehow weaves in comic gold like the hand witch (and her excellent chopping skills), goblins (one of my faviorite things and I do like how this paticular goblin shows up a decent amount. ) , and of course Mip, a direct rotoscoped parody of the Bakshi versions of Hobbit and Lord of the Rings. Do I love seeing this refrenced in modern day? Absolutely. Do I love that Mip has weird sexual tension with charlie, dosen't raelly break character and turns out to be an elaborate homage to Bjork's stalker?… yes and no respectively. Mip is really what makes the episode, though having charlie save some aliens and the suddenly grim ending dosne't hurt either. Not the most complex episode.. but sometimes an episode just needs to be funny and the fact they went to the trouble of rotoscoping a character just to get the refrence right shows Smiling Friend's craft: the animatoin is simple but can speed up in complexity, change styles or what have you just ot sell the joke or moment better. That and goblins. Always goblins.
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13. Fate's Journey (The Legend of Vox Machina
"Faster Percy Yah Yah!" "I'm going as fast as I can, this carriage isn't built for speed and did you just Yah me?!"
Legend of Vox Machina was one of the nicest suprises i've ever had in animation. I had no real idea the adaptation of Critical Roll's first campagin was coming, and was only vaugely aware critical roll existed because Your Turn To Roll showed up in my spotify recomendations (And it slaps). So finding out that in the wake of invincible Amazonw as rolling out ANOTHER animated adult action show that looked like if James Gunn did a fantasy show.. I was intrigued. And after the first three episodes, as Amazon releases the show in batches of three, I was HOOKED. While it took me far too long to get to actually watching Critical Roll itself I fell in love with this show and while only having heard of two of it's voice actors before this (Ashley Johnson and Sam Rigel, Tulip/Lake and Donetello respectively), I became a huge fan of all of them after. Vox Machina takes a dungeon and dragons campaign and condensed it into 12 joyous episodes that still have the spirit of chaos of a campaign, while also telling a deeply compelling story of revenge, friendship, and scanlan's crotch. The series deftly ballances the tragic vengeful story of Percy as he edges closer to literallya nd figuratevely selling his soul for revenge with great character moments for all involved, and PLENTY of hyjinks from team bard Scalan pulling a distractoin by singing a song on tugging on his motherfucking beads while wearing a sparkly codpiece (One DIRECTLY MODELED on one of VA Sam Rigel's own costumes)
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A planning scene where brusier Grog's plan is kill everyone including the guy their rescuing while Scalans is "Down a bunch of mystery poitions and hope I live, and Scalan's attempt to translate a book they got from their enemies devolvling into him and Vax giving each other two handed middle fingers. And of course the majestic game of ball tag, which starts at the breakfast table and escalates to Vax elbowing Grog in front of an offical for a 3 pointer. The series is a nice ballance of hilarious , heartfelt and generally horrifying, and it is awesome.
And while it's a bit of a thrill ride, having to pack over 50 hours of campagin into 10 episodes (the first two based on a pre-stream adventure that ends up being VITAL to the plot Season 2 adaps), it dosen't mean our team dosen't take time to stop and breathe and it's why Fate's Journey has stuck with me so much.
After a disasterous first encounger with the Briarwoods, the vampire and necromancer power coupled that slaughtered Percy's family and took over his hometown of whitestone and succesfuly enthraled the soverign of the land, our heroes are on the run out of town, minus their Cleric Pike (Whose reaffring her connection to her patron the everlight) and on the way to Whitestone to settle things. As a result we get a lot of nice character moments. Scanlan , despite normally being the extra horny extra hammy comic relief, tries to translate a book they stole from them, Grog, who sees pike as a sister, is morose over her being gone and convides in Vax and Vex, Vax's sister, tries to get Percy to open up and stop having a resting bitchface. We see both who our heroes are for a second, and see them truly bonding as more than just the only people who will loosely put up with one another.
We also get one of the seasons funniest scenes as during a relaxing campfire, the party recounts their weirdest kills: We get some badass ones with Vex casually killing Hotis which toally won't come back to bite him, Grog ripping a monsters jaw in half.. and some hilarious ones as Keyleth pushes an ogre into lava.. and then pushes him down while telling him to go to sleep panicked because he's not dead yet while everyone else looks on and horror and of course Scalan's.. is having a sex partner turn into a monster.. and still finishing.
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That.. image aside, we also get a thrilling chase with Scalan getting kidnapped and sucking on a monster tentacle because of course, Grog being certain he wont survivie but heartwarmingly sad about it, and of course the greatst and funniest bit of ship tease in human history as Vex yahs percy as a horse and he undrestndably dosen't take it well. It's a relaxed episode that turns thrilling and leaves our heroes without any of their weapons.
The ending is also masterful.. in the most horrifying way possible. Earlier we see the briarwoods meet with some pesants seemingly doing some pr for their evil overlordship.. and at the end we find out WHY they, including a CHILD were invited…. as we see their bodies all hung on the sun tree in center of town dressed as Vox Machina. It's truly chilling, horrifying and I did not see it coming but man does it cut the bone even thinking of it now. I.. really don't have anything to follow that, fantastic episode.. next?
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12. Any Sport In A Storm (The Owl House)
"Then there won't be any delay in branding you with Coven sigils and taking you away from your friends and family forever! Hooray!"
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME HUNTLOWWWWWW?
Yeah look I haven't hidden I ship this. I"m not a subtle person. It's why this guy is one of my spirit animals
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So it's not a huge shock this one got on here, but it didn't just because a ship I started shipping before this went from "Maybe canon" to
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In the span of one episode. This episode is a great character piece and thankfully spotlights both halfs of Huntlow well. After Willow spent most of season 2a gone, likely because Tati Gabrille is far busier than I could've possibly imagined, she gets one heck of a spotlight here that moves both her and Hunter's arcs forward, moves them together, and gives us a subplot with some Lumity that's.. fine. It's a nice little riff on fan theorizing and the azura thing, and it's ncie to see the two get a moment together that dosen't come with a lot of crap attached first. Just the two hanging out and being dorks.
But their not the dorks we're here for, nor why this episode is on this list. No it's the green and the gold for this one as Willow brings up a hithero unknown intrest in flyer derby.. basically a broom flying sport where you try to steal flags and beat the crap out of each other. You know for kids, and is forming her own team. At the same time in order to get the respect of an adult who hates him for something that isn't his fault because Hunter's life is a constant stream of abuse, brainwashing and doing sick flips, Hunter inflitrates the school.. and it goes how you'd expect
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So when Hunter finds Willow, he finds a powerful prospect for the coven.. and someone who has the confidence, freedom and affablility he lacks, while she just.. straight up kidnaps her future boyfriend because she needs him for the team and while getting better at socializing still hasn't grapsed kidnapping isn't okay. Unless it is on the boiling isles but given Amity's reaction to being kidnapped and spit out by a giant owl, i'm wagering it isn't.
Either way we get adorable chemistry, a new power team/couple in viney and skara, and puddles the griffin.
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We also get Hunter.. not understanding he was horribly abused and nearly consinging his friends to a horrible fate, standing up for them finally earning said adults respect… which like.. Darius man you really need to apologize for a.. .lot of things, and some good hunter blushing. All in all a good day for all. Horay!
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11. Hellspital (Close Enough)
"It's a known fact doctors have killed more people than Genghis Khan and Chaka Kahn combined!"
Sadly this is Close Enoughs final time on this list as it was one of MANY casulaties of "David Zaslav wanted 8 more dollars", though it's for now thankfully avaliable to buy on youtube if nothing else. Why JG Quintel wasn't absolutely devistated I don't know, but it went out on a high with season 3 being fairly good. It also, while keeping a mixed ballance, fixed the one issue I had with season 2: there wasn't enough Alex. And Even then I got they simply needed to spread things out more evenly, so I wans't mad but boy oh boy did my boy get a great season, ending with getting Bridgette back but involving having his soul stolen by George RR MArtin, dating an alien tentacle monster instructor and of course going to hell.
The road to hell is paved with Childhood Trauma as Alex , after a golf course injury and on an all chili diet because of course he is, refuses to see a doctor after his dad went to the hosptial and got a terrible diagoniss when alex was a teen. Our heroes do everything in their power to not let his dumb ass die, but he ends up running away and bonking his head, but not before tons of jokes including him being tricked into their trap of a viking timelord marathoon (the season does manage his sudden obession with vikings that cropped up in season 2 after one joke about him writing a viking novel ins eason 1 work a LOT better without dominating his character this go round), despite having alerts for such an event, and nothing about it making sense only figuring out midway. Which is still good fo rhim
After hitting his head he end sup in a HELLSPITAL…. which is nightmarish as you'd expect, and well done at that, but gets heartwarming when Alex's dad decesnds from heaven, played by Henry Motherfucking Winkler who thanks to being in the upcoming season of Vox Machina has a VERY good chance of making this list two years in a row, and we get Alex having some heartwarming father son bonding with axes.. as well as the reveal his dad was sick a long time but simply didn't want to know he was.. and by the time he did it was too late. It teaches alex a hard lesson: that ignoring a medical problem because of bad news.. won't make it go away and the people who love you need you. it does so with time axes, demons and jabs at our awful healthcare system, but also with love. And gas which is what alex has. Chilli and all that
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sweetearthandnorthernsky · 2 years ago
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writing doesn't go brrr, so playlist for morinel (backstory edition/up to start of canon)
listening links; spotify, youtube
little flower - you'll rise in the wake of the winter / when april calls you from the ground / you'll laugh as the rain starts to whisper / and hold your head up to the clouds
funeral song - if these bare walls could sing, they would sing us a funeral song / push their wooden words into your mouth / they would not wish to be a burden to your tongue
stop and stare - this town is colder now, i think it's sick of us / It's time to make our move, iI'm shakin' off the rust / i've got my heart set on anywhere but here
all the stars - all the stars in the sky, burn to black close your eyes / all the stars in the sky, say goodbye say goodbye / we were here yesterday, now we seem so far away
heirloom - you try your hardest to leave the past alone / this crooked posture is all you've ever known / It is the consequence of living in between / the weight of family and the pull of gravity
crystals - i know i'll wither, so peel away the bark / 'cause nothing grows when it is dark / in spite of all my fears, i can see it all so clear / i see it all so clear
how about forever - there was a time though it seemed strange / when i didn't know your face / and i didn't know your name / somewhere our paths crossed along the way / and now there is only one more thing I've got to say
bow and arrow - won't you hold my hands over my heart? / i want you to close my eyes when it grows dark / oh, we go over the mountains and under the stars
in the embers - like fireworks, we pull apart the dark / Compete against the stars, with all of our hearts / till our temporary brilliance turns to ash / We pull apart the darkness while we can
small hands - and all the angers that they hid inside your chest / we will unravel all of the chains / and toss the remnants all down the drain
kings & queens & vagabonds - restless souls in the desert sand / dream of another land / that heroes and villains claimed before
hell or high water - trees are burning, ravens fly / smoke is filling up the sky / we are running out of time / when the river's running red /and we begin to falter / we'll hang on to the edge
trouble - trouble, coming in the dead of night / trouble, making everything all right / it's in your blood / it's in your bones / you cannot sleep for-
things we lost in the fire - things we lost to the flames / things we'll never see again / all that we've amassed / sits before us, shattered into ash
soldier - soldier keep on marching on / head down till the work is done / waiting on the morning sun / soldier keep on marching on
heart of darkness - the quiet, it swallows us / what's waiting around the corner / senses we cannot trust / hunted by unseen horrors
all the king's horses - i knock the ice from my bones / try not to feel the cold / caught in the thought of that time / when everything was fine, everything was mine
i of the storm - if i could face them / if i could make amends with all my shadows / i'd bow my head and welcome them / but i feel it burning / like when the winter wind stops my breathing
paint - i know how to dream, know how to dream / still, there's a wound and i'm moving slow / though it don't show, though it don't show / i've got a hole where nothing grows / how little you know, how little you know
home ii - broken stones, broken lightning / this house of doubt is what we know / chasing down the silver linings / of wounded minds and wounded souls
the weight of living, pt. i - stepping forward out into the day / shrugging off the dust and memory / though it's soaring still above your head / it is out of sight and none shall see
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encryptiing · 2 years ago
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omg I'm not anon but I Know a bit abt noragami but iI'm p sure shinki r like. ?@??? spirits of dead people that a god takes by their side and the god can use the shinki as their weapon like. they can transform into weapons n stuff.
I haven't touched norgami in years so I can't explain in great detail but that's all I remember abt that. and honestly after seeing the vw and then norgami asks . I get it I See The Vision .
wait that’s so awesome… I haven’t watched soul eater either (sorry) but it sounds similar to what I’ve seen of it… I definitely see the vision too
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does it feel funny when lil asteroids bonk the ship? I'd get spooked, tho i imagine you've got shields or some shit for tht sorta thing. ...i guess that begs the question, what sorta shit on the ship does give ya a spook?
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agaiin iidk iif thii2 a 2hiip or not KK keep2 playiing ornamental fii2h iin a grandoii2e courtyard pond wiith me and won't 2ay but when ii wa2 a 2hiip you're riight on the 2hiield a22e22ment. hone2tly ii'll be real wiith you 2ometiime2 you can pa22 through a whole a2teroiid belt and not even notiice you’re iin one bc the graviitatiional pull keepiing them all orderly and 2hiit ii2 a2 weak a2 a rubber band.
iif 2hiit got diire though and we got caught iin liike the aftermath of a moon 2hatteriing event or ju2t bad meteor 2warm2 we were 2uppo2ed two lower 2peed and raii2e the 2hiield2 two max. ii liiked two raii2e bla2t 2hiield2 two half 2o they could roll over the top of the 2hiip and off. keep the 2hiield2 on full and the whole a2teroiid wiill be repul2ed and cau2e wiide2pread damage not two mentiion iit can raii2e the tiime iit take2 two get two your de2tiinatiion exponentiionally. iin order for the half-2hiield2 method two work you have two be goiing max 2peed and iit 2cared the fuck out of my crew. had two hack an override 2o the captaiin couldn't 2low me eiither. iit'2 why my 2hiip got renamed the 2tar2kiimmer.
a2 for what actually 2pook2 me the mo2t? nothiing. my wor2t fear wa2 goiing iinto the helm.
ii can tell me what 2cared me there. they don't want p2iion2 two be able two u2e theiir power2 iin the helm bc that take2 away preciiou2 battery liife 2o all the voiice2 went 2iilent. you don't eat you don't 2leep iit'2 nothiing but you and the 2ound of water. 2o ii 2tarted hackiing the iimperiial network for fun. ii diid iit a lot a2 a wiiggler and iit'2 ju2t a bunch of garbage code and 2hiitty poetry hone2tly. after ii 2tarted doiing that ii 2tarted heariing the doomed agaiin ii think. all they 2aiid wa2 a chant of biinary one2 and zeroe2. ba2iic biinary 2hiit you know?? ii ran that thiing through my own 2y2tem and iit turned up an a2cii iimage of liike a bu2ted up vii2ual repre2entatiion of an audiio wave form.
2o ii'm pii22ed the fuck off but ii'm the be2t fuckiing hacker on or off alterniia 2o ii'm goiing two force my 2y2tem two recogniize the a2cii iimage a2 2omethiing ii can 2tiill lii2ten two 2o ii can try and drown out the fuckiing nothiing biinary. helm2men'2 pan2 are advanced fuckiing computer2 and ii've never met a 2y2tem ii couldn't hack. turn2 out ii'm really good at hackiing my2elf and 2uddenly bla2tiing iin my fuckiing aural caviitiie2 ii2 the 2ound of a trollian fuckiing 2cream. and iit 2ound2 liike a wiiggler mourniing a dead lu2u2. an ab2olutely fuckiing mii2erable and griieviing and horriifiied corp2e party waiil. the kiind of 2cream you hear when a troll watchiing theiir moiiraiil gettiing devoured aliive nubfiir2t by rabiid cholerbear2. and iit'2 2creamiing iin my own voiice but liike way older.
pretty fuckiing 2tupiid riight? ii'm pretty above that 2hiit 2cariing me now.
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ghtsyumz · 23 days ago
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ok iI'm finally ok the plane but the sky is alive again so I'm not sleeping ever I'm going on my 6th day of no sleep am I killing myself or am I shooting MY FREAKING SELF AI AM DEAD I'm so dead because I am on coffee and my tummy hurts
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burninggills · 7 months ago
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II'm hungry, should i go get some fruit (YYucky, underripEE) or look for carrioNN (YYummy, already prepared for eating, might be a dead highblood [extra yummy], has bone marrow to snack on afteRR)
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