#🍺 dancing on the edge of love and hate

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hello, fellow dealer lovers

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Romantic F/Os

Arranged in alphabetical order by name. Not comfortable with canon x canon ships; neutral toward doubles. I don't block based on sharing status but I ask you not gush about them to me.

Bold = current focus/favorite.

💜 1-Ball - Fortnite - #💫 TBD

💜 Breakdown - Transformers: Prime - #🍊 i intend to live

💜 Brynjolf - The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - #💎 walk with the shadows

💜 Chuck - Dead Rising - #🌻 by your side always

💜 Cosmo - IF - #🔎 we found each other

💜 The Dealer - Buckshot Roulette - #🍺 dancing on the edge of love and hate

💜 Death - Family Guy - #🪦 drop dead gorgeous

💜 Gabriel - ULTRAKILL - #🪽 angel in shining armor

💜 Grand Galactic Inquisitor - The Venture Bros. - #🚦 space age love song

💜 Hide - Lethal Company (Bracken OC) - #🌹 lethal lovers

💜 IG-11 - The Mandalorian - #🦾 love is all i can give to you

💜 Joker - The Lego Batman Movie - #🃏 TBD

💜 K-2SO - Star Wars: Rogue One - #💿 together in electric dreams

💜 The Kidnapper - Welcome to the Game - #🐺 show me your darkness

💜 Khonshu - Moon Knight - #🌙 heavy wings and the hum of decay

💜 Lt. Simon "Ghost" Riley - Call of Duty - #💀 i carry your heart with me

💜 Lord Nighty-Knight - Megamind vs. the Doom Syndicate / Megamind Rules! - #🌑 partners in love and crime

💜 Michael Myers - Halloween - #🔪 TBD

💜 Miguel - Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse - #💥 bite me

💜 Miraak - The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - #🐉 fate decreed us

💜 Stalemate - Spider-Man (Symbiote OC) - #♟️ TBD

💜 V1 - ULTRAKILL - #🟡 to hell and back

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Romantic F/Os

My romantic F/Os. I am usually focused on these guys a decent amount. I'm not comfortable sharing them romantically. I don't mind if you follow me; I likely won't follow back unless you have a tag to filter.

🚦 The Grand Galactic Inquisitor - The Venture Bros. - #🚦 space age love song 🌙 Khonshu - Moon Knight - #🌙 heavy wings and the hum of decay 🦄 Vincent - OC - #🦄 imagine me and you 🌹 Hide - Lethal Company - #🌹 lethal lovers 🍺 The Dealer - Buckshot Roulette - #🍺 dancing on the edge of love and hate 💎 Brynjolf - The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - #💎 walk with the shadows 🐉 Miraak - The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - #🐉 fate decreed us 💥 Miguel - Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse - #💥 bite me 🌑 Lord Nighty-Knight - Megamind vs. the Doom Syndicate / Megamind Rules! - #🌑 i hear the secrets that you keep 🌻 Chuck - Dead Rising - #🌻 by your side always 🪦 Death - Family Guy - #🪦 drop dead gorgeous 👁️ Seek - DOORS - #👁️ lost in your eye ⛏️ Hodari - Palia - #⛏️ keep my name on your lips 🎣 Einar - Palia - #🎣 find me by the water 💀 Ghost - Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 - #💀 i carry your heart with me 🔎 Cosmo - IF - #🔎 we found each other 🤖 Robot - IF - #🤖 TBD 💿 K-2SO - Star Wars: Rogue One - #💿 TBD 🦾 IG-11 - Star Wars: The Mandalorian - #🦾 TBD 🐺 The Kidnapper - Welcome to the Game - #🐺 show me your darkness 🟡 V1 - ULTRAKILL - #🟡 to hell and back 🪽 Gabriel - ULTRAKILL - #🪽 angel in shining armor 🔊 Radio - Brave Little Toaster - #🔊 TBD

Platonic F/Os

🔥 Avdol, ⚔️ Polnareff, 🍈 Kakyoin (JJBA) 🕶️ Sanford, 🚬 Deimos, 💉 2BDamned, ⭐ Jenn, 🛞 Mole (Madness Combat) 🕷️ Nabnab (Garten of BanBan) 😷 The Breather (Welcome to the Game) 🧣 Wyll, 🦇 Astarion (Baldur's Gate 3) 🐧 Hopper (Animal Crossing) 🔮 Quaz, 🦩 Veb, 🔱 Jentorra (Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania) ⚜️ Raka (Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes)

Familial F/Os

🦋 Jolyne (daughter) 🐮 Moo (cat) 🌼 Holly, 📸 Joseph, 💚 Suzie Q, ☮️ Josuke (in-laws) 🎧 Katey (daughter) 🚀 Blastoff (daughter) 🖼️ Blathers, ✨ Celeste (siblings) ⚒️ Sifuu (mother figure) 🪙 Zeki (Shepp/father figure) 🧨 Najuma (daughter)

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G'day!!

I'm in a prompt-y mood!

We all know Nina loves the good stuff 🍺, but what if Ellie was the one who gets wasted? Maybe she tries to give Adam a show? 😜😈🥳

Nellie

Chapter 6 - Yours Truly.

A/N | Hey @aussieez so you asked for it and here it is (FINALLY)! When I got this ask I thought yay! Nina, then I thought "oooh I could bring Nina into YT!" Hence why this ask has turned into a chapter rather than just an ask. Please don't hate me for this! I have kept away from the plot of the story for those who aren't up to date.

A/N 2 | This also includes @aussieez other ask “Nina, pissed as a fart and tries to say "she sells seashells by the sea shore" because, well ... why TF not? 🤣”

Comments & reblogs welcome! Let me know what you loved and hated about this chapter!

I understand if you don’t want to be tagged so just pop me a message to be removed, but also let me know if you would like to be tagged!

Summary | Nina and Ellie have a drunk night on the town.

Check out previous chapters here  - HERE.

Wattpad | Here.

Word count | 1.9k

Warnings | 18 + Only! Angst, Fluff & NSFW.

Pairings | Adam x Ellie.

Enjoy!

With all the stress of the last few weeks Nina had arranged a night out for her and Ellie, getting into the full swing of things she's had a few glasses of wine making her a little tipsy. She's looking through her wardrobe for something to wear when Adam walks into their bedroom, she looks over her shoulder at him. His eyes roam over l her body, black stockings and lacy lingerie "see something you like?" he smirks before wandering over to her.

He wraps his arms around her, his chest presses into her back. His lips pepper along her pulse line sending every nerve ending on edge, "Ah, ah, ah!" she dances out of his grasp "I need to get ready!" she pulls out a dusty pink dress from the hanger, placing it on the bed before checking over her makeup in the dresser mirror.

Bending over so her arse is in his direction as she straightens up again her fingers slip under the lace against her cheeks stretching fabric before it pings back against her skin. She heard him groan, smiling mischievously, she turns towards him "something wrong?" she bit her bottom lip, "I'm just admiring my beautiful wife!" he takes a seat on the edge of the bed.

"Admiring? Is all you want to do?" she teases him, grabbing a pair of heels from the wardrobe she steps between his legs, he looks up at her "I think you already know the answer to that!" she turns and sits on his lap bending to pull on her shoes making her cheeks rub against his crotch.

A growl catches in his throat, she leans back onto him, "Fuck, Ellie!" he whispers against the shell of her ear. She takes his hand and glides it along the inside of her thigh as he reaches her apex, his fingers slip under the lace, she stops him and replaces his finger with hers. "Ell?"

"If you touch me, I'll never leave this room on time!" she turns to straddle him, looking into his eyes as works her fingers against her core, he captures her lips. She can barely catch her breath, pulling away, she smirks "I want you to watch me!" he looks down, he can feel his own arousal begging to be released. She moans as she gets closer to her high, "scream my name, beautiful!"

She falls "God, Adam! Yes!" she pants as she comes down from her high. She smiles seeing him all flustered, climbing off his lap, he takes a deep breath. Leaning down, she presses her lips to his before pulling away, "I better get dressed!" she winks.

Pulling on the blush pink dress "Do you think this will be ok?" she looks herself over in the mirror one last time. He appears behind her "Stunning as always!" he wraps his arms around her and rests his head on her shoulder "Kids asleep?" she asks resting her hand over his.

"Yep, they went straight off. I think Mum and Dad shattered them!" He places a kiss against her neck "I hope you have fun tonight!" he reaches his back pocket, pulls out his wallet before pulling out a note and placing into her bra, "Adam are you tipping me?" she jokes.

"I just want to make sure you have a good time tonight!" he winks at her in the mirror.

An hour later...

"I can't believe that guy thought we were sisters!" Nina is giddy after the strangers comment, "you have aged well! Even Nan doesn't look like she's seventy odd!" Nina smile is beaming.

"Ok, stop!! I won't fit my head through the door if you continue! Subject change please tell me, you and Adam will have another baby soon?!" Ellie smugly smirked at Nina's question, "wait...are you?" she narrowed her eyes at Ellie. "No! I wouldn't be drinking if I was! We have talked about it, but we decided with everything going on at the moment, maybe now isn't the best time!" Nina sighs, "but you kids are having fun practicing!" she winks, Ellie almost chokes on her drink.

Nina turns towards the barmaid, "Give us three each of your best shots!" Ellie looks at her in horror "Come on, it's your night off! Blow off some steam!" Ellie doesn't argue instead she knocks them back with her.

After four more rounds of shots they are giggling like two school girls, "y-you gotta do it one more t-time!!" Nina begs her "F-fine, okaaay!" Ellie's words are slurred, but she clears her throat "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?!" Nina howls again, "A-Adam t-tinks he c-cany thell h-how drunk I's am b-by getting moi to say that, but..." she points her finger "t-the j-jokes on h-him I's cany s-says zits d-drunk twos!"

"Als gets m-me t-to says seashell sells, she's by the sea door!" Nina looks confused "Waait t-that's n-not hows i-it hoes!" the pair laugh realizing what she said. "Ah Ellie, y-you knows I-I like y-you the bestest g-girlfriend..no w-wife Adams e-ever had! I-I thought I ad saw h-him in loves before b-b-butts...he worships y-you hands y-you d-does him!" Ellie blushes, "T-thank y-yous! N-now more shits...I's mean shots!" the pair cheer before ordering a few more rounds.

A few hours later...

Their bedroom was empty, she heard that the shower in the ensuite was on, biting her lip an idea pops into her head, and she stripes down until she's naked. The steam from the shower filled the bathroom. She reached for the curtain and jumps in behind him, he's washing his hair and hasn't noticed her jump in.

She notices the muscles on his back twitch at the realization that she's back from her night out. "Hey beautiful, did you have a good time?" he says washing the shampoo out, she presses her lips against his board shoulders. "Ah uh! You?" she asks, watching his body cover in goosebumps as she peppers kisses against his skin, he stops the shower.

"Yeah, we had a good night!" he says, running his fingers through hair, she grips his butt and squeezes his cheeks "What you doing, beautiful?" she moves closer and reaches to grasp his shaft "I'm just feeling up my husband." She works against his length, feeling it stiffen with each stroke, she hears him groan as he drops his head forward.

She continues to pepper kisses over his back, he can't bare it anymore spinning himself around he claims her lips. He pushes her against the tile wall, lifting her up wrapping her legs around him he smirks against her lips. "Is this what you wanted, Beautiful?" she gasped his lip between her teeth, "I think you already know the answer to that!" she mocks him.

The pads of his digits move over her already wet core making her moan, he pushes his fingers into her "Shit!" she hisses against his lips. She grasps at the nape of his neck, "let me take you to bed!" he groans against her lips.

Holding her close, he steps out of the shower with her still wrapped around him, he moves into the bedroom, and he pins her against the wall. She giggles, "all I've thought about all evening is your little performance! I'm going to make you scream so loud they will hear you from the house!" his lips move to her neck "I think we can be as loud as we like!" she baits him bucking her hips against his hard shaft "Ellie! Keep doing that, and I'll bend you over that bed!" she giggles "Is that a promise?" she asks.

He nips her earlobe on the way down to her collarbone, "what was that, Beautiful?" he smirks against her, "I said is that a promise?" he shushed her quickly pressing his lips to hers. She moans a little too loud against his lips, "don't hold back!" he smirks, "only if you don't?"

He answers her question by putting her down and pushing her towards the bed, laying her hand flat against it, he runs his cock over her throbbing heat before he pushes into her deep, his hands grasp her hips. He draws all the way out just leaving in the tip before he pistons his hips forward into her again, "Ohh!" she moans.

She clenches around him, his pace speeds up and she begins to move her hips to match his. He groans, "Ellie! Fuck! Keep doing that..." she continues her movements, which pushes him deeper with each thrust. He pushes her barriers, he's hitting the walls of her cervix, "that feels so good, Ellie! Fuck! I love you!!"

He leans over as he keeps moving, his finger's moves between her legs and works against her clit "Oh god!" she moans, he loves having her like this. "Adam...harder!" he flips her onto her back, pinning her to the mattress. He thrusts into her again making her arch off the bed, she pulls his lips to her "Ellie, I'm not going to last much longer!" she smirks against his lips "c'mon then handsome, give me everything you got!" he pistons his hips into hers as her own climax is building.

She gets closer to the edge until she falls over it "ADAM!! YES! YES! YES!" she moans. Not letting up each thrust is more powerful than the last, he slams into her over and over again, he quickly pushes her towards the edge again, "Come again, baby!" he says as he kisses her neck, "let me ride you!"

He pulls out of her before his back presses against the mattress and pulls her onto of him, parting her folds entering her again. She moves slowly making him groan, "baby, you got to move faster!" he grasps her hips as he bucks his. She grabs his wrist and pins them above his head, "you taking charge, beautiful?" he smirks up at her.

"Maybe!" she plunges down onto him, letting go of his arms, he groans, "Do you know how hot you looked on top?!" he grins running his forefinger down her body to her apex. He works against her clit, he captures her lips as she moves making her body tingle, he pumps into her fast and heavy, his nails dig into her skin at her hips.

She presses her hands against his chest and moves to meet his pace, her walls clenches round him, "Come on baby! Come for me!" he whispers against her lips. She hits her high "Ohhh!" she cries out. "Fuck!! Ellie!" he falls after her.

Panting trying to catch their breath, he claims her lips again, still in her state of euphoria she looks down at him smiling. She collapses on the bed next to him, "I love you, Adam!" he rolls onto his side "I love you more, Ellie!" his fingers trace the inside of her thigh before gliding over her slick slits, "Adam..whatcha doing?" his fingers push into her once more making her arch into his touch.

The next morning...

Tears roll down her face, her heart breaks "Adam...I love you more than I have ever loved anyone, but these last few weeks our lives have been flipped upside fucking down...and it's starting to make me wonder will our marriage survive this? Because if I'm completely honest?! I'm not sure it will!"

The blood drains from his face...is this the end of us?

Chapter 7

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the dealer for tumblr sexyman campaign 2024

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so. the dealer from buckshot roulette, huh.

don't look at me 😔

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🍺 The Dealer & Kate 🐺

Ship name/tag: 🍺 dancing on the edge of love and hate

Anniversary: February 8, 2024

F/O source: Buckshot Roulette

My backstory: Very little is known about my past; it is all shrouded in mystery. All that is know is that I enjoy high risk games and gambling. So when I hear about the Dealer's underground roulette game, I decide to take my chances and see if I can win anything.

How we meet: I meet The Dealer for the first time when I come into his gambling ring to take a chance at his game of roulette.

First impressions: I don't like him and he doesn't like me. I'm there for the money; he's there for the thrill. I dislike his confidence and assume he may be cheating in some way (though I do later find out he plays honestly).

He can tell I don't like him from the way I stare at him and watch him carefully. He doesn't mind, though; he's not here to be friends.

Getting closer: I win the match and leave with the money, assuming The Dealer is dead, and move on with my life, continuing to explore gambling. However, I soon hear word that The Dealer is back and gambling again, which confuses me - why isn't he dead? I go back to check it out and find him alive and well, asking if I would like to gamble again. This is how I find out he is immortal.

He teases me, implying I missed him and wanted to see him again, to which I deny and coldly correct him that I'm surprised he's even alive. It's at this moment that he confronts me about my wounds - I had been shot once and seemed to not have any complications similar to his past clients. I end up telling him about my being not entirely human, also making me immortal. While I can still be injured and feel pain, I can recover from any sort of injury fully.

We end up discussing our mutual love of gambling and the rush from it, so we set up a meet up where we play our game of shotgun roulette. It eventually starts to evolve into a back-and-forth of insults and banter mixed with flirting. We become more used to one another through this, eventually winding down after these games with alcohol, relaxing and talking.

Beginning our relationship: The Dealer, for all his talk of how much he can't stand me, soon realizes that he's developed a crush on me, and he hates it. He considers it to be a weakness - a dependency he doesn't need in his life. So he ignores it and tries to stifle the feeling.

I also slowly start to fall for him, hating myself for it as well since I've always told him how much I can't stand him, but II'm more open to a possible relationship with him. We're both immortal... it could work. Maybe.

I confess to him first, admitting that I've started to fall in love with him and that I would be open to a relationship if he is. We tentatively start dating, continuing our meet ups, but also going out for coffee or dinner every once in awhile. This turns into a regular occurrence and I eventually end up moving into the building he occupies, making a room for myself at his request as we become romantic partners.

Ship trope(s): None ATM

Aesthetics: Dark, smoky rooms; sharing cigarettes/smoking

Our song(s): None ATM

Favorite forms of affection: I like being given gifts. I've always loved collecting trinkets, so sometimes he will surprise me with a small item that made him think of me.

The Dealer loves physical affection; kissing, cuddling, all of it, he loves it. He especially loves when I compliment him, enjoying the attention greatly.

Favorite kind of date: Gambling, weirdly enough. While we get to a point where we don't like shooting one another because of the pain involved, we continue to gamble together by ourselves, playing card games, betting, etc.

Ways we comfort one another: Neither of us is very good at comforting, but if he notices I'm upset, The Dealer likes to sit with me in silence, letting me talk if I need to.

The Dealer gets more angry then anything, so I like to be there to talk him down from making any rash decisions. He appreciates me being there to help calm him when he needs it most.

What we love most about each other: I love his protectiveness. As we get closer to one another, I notice how much more protective he is of me - during our sessions where I end up shot, he's immediately helping the Doctor patch me up, keeping an eye on me, etc. It's shortly after we start dating that he admits he doesn't want to keep up roulette because it hurts him to hurt me.

He loves my snarkiness. Any comment he makes, I fire back with a comment in return, or make comments on my own rather than in response. He thinks it's funny in a way, and also keeps him on his toes - he's not used to being back-talked, so having to think up comebacks on the fly is fun.

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💚🩵 for the ask game?

- @catships777

Thank you ^^ I'll answer this for The Dealer.

ask game

💚 do they both realize they have a crush early on, or does it take them forever to realize?

It takes forever for both of us to realize we have a crush on the other. For me, it's very much denial - this is the same guy I've been gambling with for awhile at this point and I really don't like him! There's no way I have a crush on him! ...and then I realize I do have a crush on him, dang it. I do slowly end up accepting it but it takes me quite awhile to do so.

The Dealer accepts it more quickly, but begrudgingly - her, of all people? Though he accepts it faster than I do.

🩵 do they both act different once they realize they’re falling for the other? maybe stuttering or fidgeting or daydreaming more often?

I get more cranky around him - I didn't act very friendly in the first place, and realizing my crush on him just makes it worse.

The Dealer starts daydreaming a lot more - struggling to pay full attention during sessions because he starts thinking about me. As a regular client who comes back often (and, though he wouldn't admit it, The Dealer does play bad sometimes so I can survive), he can be a little flirty sometimes to put an opponent on edge, but he gets super flirty with me.

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OFFICIAL ART. im in love <3

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the dealer's new animations, my beloved <3

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🩷🙆

Thank you ^^ I'm going to do this for both Hide (brackens in general) + the Dealer because I'm really fixated on both. ask game

🩷 for a headcanon about f/o.

Brackens in general use their leaves as an intimidation tactic; they can raise/puff out the leaves to appear bigger and scare away potential enemies. Hide likes to wrap his leaves around me as an all-encompassing hug (which I adore).

The Dealer runs his game in a way where he shares it around to get people interested but doesn't outright share it in public; it's an "underground" game where he offers you the opportunity to win money if you can beat him in Russian Roulette. He's also immortal... though no one is really sure how. (could it have to do with that "GOD" contract easter egg? who knows!)

🙆 for something i can't stop thinking about.

Hide nuzzling into my neck and attempting to curl all of his body up into my lap has been on my mind. 💞 He's super cuddly and loves being held.

Some that's been on my mind for the Dealer is him spending all that time "jokingly" flirting with me, trying to get under my skin, only to realize, uh oh, I have a crush on her!

...also thinking about him scratching under my chin in my true form and calling me a good pup has me weak ngl

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the dealer texting me (i have my phone muted most of the time + rarely think to check it)

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im going to live a little and add both the dealer + bracken as f/os. and if i end up removing them as romantic f/os after the fixation dies, that's okay to me. ^^

their tags:

🍺 The Dealer / 🍺 dancing on the edge of love and hate

🌹 Bracken / 🌹 lethal lovers

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starting another round of double or nothing with the dealer. leaning in and pulling him in by the tie to tease him. flirting back and forth as we play a dangerous game of roulette. coming back every time to see him again despite saying im done playing. an ugly back and forth evolving from hatred into a weird game of flirting becoming something more.

anyway im normal about him

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🔥🎉 For the ask game ✨

I'll do these for The Dealer + Miraak ^^

🎉 Post a screenshot of your f/o where they’re smiling/laughing/having a good time.

smiley fella :)

🔥 Post a screenshot of your f/o looking tough.

I love his art sm... he looks so tough in this art.

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The Dealer: BE A BETTER PERSON! Kate: Why?! The Dealer: Because someone needs to have morals in this relationship, and it sure as fuck ain't gonna be me, sweetheart!

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The Dealer: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. Kate: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep. The Dealer: I said within reason, Kate. How about I murder that guy? Kate: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't? The Dealer: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

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Kate: When I met you I thought you were a real bitch. The Dealer: What changed your mind? Kate: Oh, I still think you’re a bitch, I’ve just grown to like that about you.

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The Dealer: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers? Kate: Tiger lilies, why? The Dealer: Kate: Were you going to get me flowers? The Dealer: Kate: The Dealer: ...it's a possibility

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Kate, throwing their head into The Dealer's lap: Tell me I'm pretty. The Dealer, lovingly stroking her hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

Some incorrect quotes for me and The Dealer bc brainrot is strong

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Kate: I have feelings for you. The Dealer: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?

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Kate: That was so hot, Dealer. The Dealer: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenerate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets. Kate: I'm so in love with you.

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The Dealer: Kate is playing hard to get. The Dealer: Little does she know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

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The Dealer: We both look very handsome tonight. Kate: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you." The Dealer: I couldn't take that chance.