#ii 2hould

[interrogatormentors]

psii, what do you think of Sollux Captor? He's a chill guy in my opinion.

Your opIInIIon II2 noted and IIrrelevant. He exII2ted for a tIIme IIn my 2IIght

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and nece22IItated my helmIIng code be updated. HII2 pre2ence and re2II2tance two my condIItIIonIIng 2o IIt progre22ed at half the rate of the average fIIll2 me wIIth the clo2e2t thIIng two annoyance a helm2man can feel

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a2 IIneffIIcency II2 not tolerated IIn the EmpIIre. He wa2 caprIIcIIou2, 2tubborn IIn all thIIng2 mechanIIcal and per2onal--

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two 2ay nothIIng of the fact hII2 per2onalIIty 2hould have been eroded away by the tIime of hII2 decomII2IIon--and a paIIn IIn my bIIowIIre-rotten 2IIde two keep out of the network2 confIIdentIIal fIIle2. II monIItored each and every one of hII2

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traIInIIng2 for becomIIng an IInterrogator two 2ee IIf 2uch IImpertIInence contIInued and

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luckIIly for the EmpIIre IIt dIid not. HII2 current 2tatu2 II2

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unknown

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and IIt IIs the hope of the EmpIIre he reappear2 2ooner rather than later two fIInII2h the job he 2tarted.

[twiinarmagedonss]

lowkey miight break up wiith my mate2priit he2 been a diick two my be2t friiend

[double-ended]

===--+ [nø biømøds? like, ever? hilariøus. the mechanically enhanced trøll is the trøll øf the future. base-mødel møtherfuckers are gønna realize it tøø late! høw can anyøne spurn the øppørtunity tø be literally self-made? støpping at øne metamørphøsis is literally før wigglers.] ===--+ [I guess if Yøu're really a høt shit psiønic Yøur best self will be assigned eventually. still, I'd get a little custøm while the getting's gøød!]

dii2re2pectfully, iim 6.

[trembliingarmageddon2]

ii 2hould probably work on my 2pooky co2tume.

[psiionic-hiatus]

2t4r log: ii threw up and they had two call maiintenence.

[designatedkilljoy]

sometimes I forget my friends follow me so ill post sum bullshit and get a dm minutes later asking if im okay in the head and I just have to stand there and be like: yes im very okay buddy ol pal im just kinda insane in the membrane

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

On the topic of Her Imperious Condescension

THE PSIIONIIC: II mean, 2he doe2 probably have a nIIce a22............ But, II mean. 2he II2 2o evIIl. 2o II would not even look at her a22, actwoally!! And we 2hould kIIll her!

THE DISCIPLE: (=^33^=) < Nyeah! Agr33!!!

THE SIGNLESS: THAT'S TRUE! WE SH9ULD!

[thoughtformchoreographer]

What are Eridan's thoughts about Erisolsprite and he other way around, Erisolsprite thoughts about Eridan? ahahsha

ERIDAN: wwell i wwas him ERIDAN: seein him about aint much an inconvvenience or anythin a the sort considerin he seems alright for the most part ERIDAN: but hes also a nice reminder that my mind an memories aint privvate to me anymore ERIDAN: evverytime i see him i remember wwhat it wwas like bein twwo awwful people at once ERIDAN: the fucked up part is that i almost miss it cus maybe that wwhole shit showw left one hell of a fuckin impression on me but at least for once i wwasnt all alone ERIDAN: hes plagued me wwith his memories as if my owwn wwerent enough to deal wwith ERIDAN: evven noww i forget to duck under door wways too short for my horns ERIDAN: evven noww i wwake midday thinkin i hear screams a the dead or sit at my desk typin code i dont knoww howw to type or lisp against my owwn vvolition ERIDAN: so i guess you could say he has royally fucked me ERISOL: riight. eriidan. ii'm not 2ure wwhat you're expectiin me twwo 2ay, 2eein a2 he'2 liiterally part of me, but ii'll do my fuckiin darnedest. ERISOL: ii thiink hii2 exii2tance ii2 tragiic, an by exten2iion, 2o ii2 miine. wwe're both iin the 2ame wwriiggliin piile a putred 2tiinkiin 2hiit together. ERISOL: my opiiniion miight be biia2ed. but ii thiink he 2hould go talk twwo 2ol an kk iif he wwant2 twwo get better.

[nintendont2502]

yk wwhat fuck iit iim just gonna do iit 2hiit2 fun a2 hell

Sometimes I'm so goddamn close to just. Typing in a random quirk for shits n giggles

Iidk ii ju2t thiink iitd be fun yk

[grapefaygodude69]

SOLLUX: ii dont know iif ii 2hould play omorii or miinecraft

GAMZEE: ...dIdNt oMoCaT dO sOmE wEiRd MoThErFuCkiNg ShIt?

SOLLUX: yea.. but look you liike MSII, you 2houldn't talk dude

GAMZEE: ....

SOLLUX: okay. ii 2houldn't either ii liike them too... but you get my poiint

GAMZEE: hOnK :o)

SOLLUX: 2hut up

day 55

im so sad there isnt a yellow text

[harpoonsnotspoons]

iim not good at thii2 2hiit but have 2ome po2iitiiviity iin your iinbox or whatever

do whatever you want forever iif anyone 2tart2 hatiing fuck them theyre not worth your tiime

al2o you 2hould draw me haha jk thatd be a diick move two ju2t waltz iin here and demand free art

anyway yea iim gonna 2hut my biitch a22 up now ii ju2t wanted two make 2ure you had 2ome good viibe2 iin here

DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE YOU HERE TBH?

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT. FUCK IT. SURE I'LL DRAW YOU

I have absolutely no idea what happened with the hands ignore it

[20l-lux-capt0r]

ii feel bad bc my rat2 got the flu from me and ii don't thiink they're young enough two 2hake iit

but al2o they really 2hould have diied liike

month2 ago

2peiice2 wii2e at lea2t

gave them 2ome med2 but yeah

they're 2tiill 2truggliing on off two breathe ):<<

miight take them four a 2team bath later

[double-ended]

If you are double-ended then does that mean there is a blog named single-started?

iit2 a riiff on my trolltag. double-ended, twinArmageddons. al2o a diildo joke.

[twiinarmagedonss]

iintro/piined po2t/whatever

hii :33 my name ii2 2ollux but ii al2o go by hal and miindfang,,

ii u2e iit/iit2 pronoun2

ii reallyy liike iinaniimate iin2aniity, home2tuck, and mccaferty

ii am NOT normal about mccafferty ii know 2o fuckiing much about them ii love them 2o much ii do not play around about mccafferty

2ome other 2tuff ii liike or that iim iintere2ted in are m2ii, ptv, the aly22a bu2tamante case, etc,,

iim autii2tiic and iim po22ibly biipolar,,

iim a fiictiionkiin and otherkiin

ii 2uck at iinteractiing wiith people on here 2iince ii am horriifed of liike everyone on thii2 2iite

ii am the number one feferii pexiie2 hater feferii dnii

ii looovee eriidan ampora a loottt ii am hii2 number one fan tru2t me

and ii hate ALL 2tyle2 🤬 🤬 🤬 /iij

anyway2 iim 2oo cool you 2hould totally follow me

2trawpage

[soupygremlin]

:33 < got a neww taiil from the ren faiir and attached iit onto my usual one. iit2 dyed but reel fur and iidk wwhat aniimal iit came from but ii prolly 2hould havve a2ked. iif anyone ha2 any iidea2 tell me :33

[awfullydrawnkarkat]

woww kk 2iince everyone2 a2kiing your opiiniion2 on people anyway ii thiink you 2hould judge that one doucebag you know. 2ollux captor yeah. eheheh. thii2 ii2 totally not hiim btw.

CG: UHUH? I SHOULD YEA? YOU THINK SO?

CG: WELL ONE, YES HES A BIG DOUCHEBAG BUT HES ALSO REALLY SWEET AND, YEA,,, YEA. THIS IS A TRICK QUESTION BECAUSE ITS REALLY EMBARESSING ACTUALLY.

CG: ANYWAY YADAYADA SOMETHING SOMETHING IM S9 FLUSHED FOR SOLLUX BLAH BLAH