#ii 2hould

[interrogatormentors]

psii, what do you think of Sollux Captor? He's a chill guy in my opinion.

Your opIInIIon II2 noted and IIrrelevant. He exII2ted for a tIIme IIn my 2IIght

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and nece22IItated my helmIIng code be updated. HII2 pre2ence and re2II2tance two my condIItIIonIIng 2o IIt progre22ed at half the rate of the average fIIll2 me wIIth the clo2e2t thIIng two annoyance a helm2man can feel

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a2 IIneffIIcency II2 not tolerated IIn the EmpIIre. He wa2 caprIIcIIou2, 2tubborn IIn all thIIng2 mechanIIcal and per2onal--

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two 2ay nothIIng of the fact hII2 per2onalIIty 2hould have been eroded away by the tIime of hII2 decomII2IIon--and a paIIn IIn my bIIowIIre-rotten 2IIde two keep out of the network2 confIIdentIIal fIIle2. II monIItored each and every one of hII2

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traIInIIng2 for becomIIng an IInterrogator two 2ee IIf 2uch IImpertIInence contIInued and

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luckIIly for the EmpIIre IIt dIid not. HII2 current 2tatu2 II2

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unknown

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and IIt IIs the hope of the EmpIIre he reappear2 2ooner rather than later two fIInII2h the job he 2tarted.

[double-ended]

===--+ [nø biømøds? like, ever? hilariøus. the mechanically enhanced trøll is the trøll øf the future. base-mødel møtherfuckers are gønna realize it tøø late! høw can anyøne spurn the øppørtunity tø be literally self-made? støpping at øne metamørphøsis is literally før wigglers.] ===--+ [I guess if Yøu're really a høt shit psiønic Yøur best self will be assigned eventually. still, I'd get a little custøm while the getting's gøød!]

dii2re2pectfully, iim 6.

[trembliingarmageddon2]

ii 2hould probably work on my 2pooky co2tume.

[264a-feof]

iim 2o good at paiin. throw more at me iim un2toppable

[solarduality]

ii am liiterally two much liike. lmao iit ii2 what iit ii2.

[psiionic-hiatus]

2t4r log: ii threw up and they had two call maiintenence.

[thoughtformchoreographer]

What are Eridan's thoughts about Erisolsprite and he other way around, Erisolsprite thoughts about Eridan? ahahsha

ERIDAN: wwell i wwas him ERIDAN: seein him about aint much an inconvvenience or anythin a the sort considerin he seems alright for the most part ERIDAN: but hes also a nice reminder that my mind an memories aint privvate to me anymore ERIDAN: evverytime i see him i remember wwhat it wwas like bein twwo awwful people at once ERIDAN: the fucked up part is that i almost miss it cus maybe that wwhole shit showw left one hell of a fuckin impression on me but at least for once i wwasnt all alone ERIDAN: hes plagued me wwith his memories as if my owwn wwerent enough to deal wwith ERIDAN: evven noww i forget to duck under door wways too short for my horns ERIDAN: evven noww i wwake midday thinkin i hear screams a the dead or sit at my desk typin code i dont knoww howw to type or lisp against my owwn vvolition ERIDAN: so i guess you could say he has royally fucked me ERISOL: riight. eriidan. ii'm not 2ure wwhat you're expectiin me twwo 2ay, 2eein a2 he'2 liiterally part of me, but ii'll do my fuckiin darnedest. ERISOL: ii thiink hii2 exii2tance ii2 tragiic, an by exten2iion, 2o ii2 miine. wwe're both iin the 2ame wwriiggliin piile a putred 2tiinkiin 2hiit together. ERISOL: my opiiniion miight be biia2ed. but ii thiink he 2hould go talk twwo 2ol an kk iif he wwant2 twwo get better.

[grapefaygodude69]

SOLLUX: ii dont know iif ii 2hould play omorii or miinecraft

GAMZEE: ...dIdNt oMoCaT dO sOmE wEiRd MoThErFuCkiNg ShIt?

SOLLUX: yea.. but look you liike MSII, you 2houldn't talk dude

GAMZEE: ....

SOLLUX: okay. ii 2houldn't either ii liike them too... but you get my poiint

GAMZEE: hOnK :o)

SOLLUX: 2hut up

day 55

im so sad there isnt a yellow text

[harpoonsnotspoons]

iim not good at thii2 2hiit but have 2ome po2iitiiviity iin your iinbox or whatever

do whatever you want forever iif anyone 2tart2 hatiing fuck them theyre not worth your tiime

al2o you 2hould draw me haha jk thatd be a diick move two ju2t waltz iin here and demand free art

anyway yea iim gonna 2hut my biitch a22 up now ii ju2t wanted two make 2ure you had 2ome good viibe2 iin here

DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE YOU HERE TBH?

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT. FUCK IT. SURE I'LL DRAW YOU

I have absolutely no idea what happened with the hands ignore it

[20l-lux-capt0r]

ii feel bad bc my rat2 got the flu from me and ii don't thiink they're young enough two 2hake iit

but al2o they really 2hould have diied liike

month2 ago

2peiice2 wii2e at lea2t

gave them 2ome med2 but yeah

they're 2tiill 2truggliing on off two breathe ):<<

miight take them four a 2team bath later

[double-ended]

If you are double-ended then does that mean there is a blog named single-started?

iit2 a riiff on my trolltag. double-ended, twinArmageddons. al2o a diildo joke.

[soupygremlin]

:33 < got a neww taiil from the ren faiir and attached iit onto my usual one. iit2 dyed but reel fur and iidk wwhat aniimal iit came from but ii prolly 2hould havve a2ked. iif anyone ha2 any iidea2 tell me :33

[awfullydrawnkarkat]

woww kk 2iince everyone2 a2kiing your opiiniion2 on people anyway ii thiink you 2hould judge that one doucebag you know. 2ollux captor yeah. eheheh. thii2 ii2 totally not hiim btw.

CG: UHUH? I SHOULD YEA? YOU THINK SO?

CG: WELL ONE, YES HES A BIG DOUCHEBAG BUT HES ALSO REALLY SWEET AND, YEA,,, YEA. THIS IS A TRICK QUESTION BECAUSE ITS REALLY EMBARESSING ACTUALLY.

CG: ANYWAY YADAYADA SOMETHING SOMETHING IM S9 FLUSHED FOR SOLLUX BLAH BLAH

[hornystuckposting]

What do you think Dave Strider's gender is? At any stage of the comic.

- @fountainofmyself

compliicated que2tiion, two 2ay the lea2t 2o we liike both the concept of tran2ma2c dave and tran2femme dave. iive 2een both wriitten well, both iin 2mut and generiic fanfiic t4t davekat ii2 a quiite niice concept two of cour2e, we al2o need two thiink about dave2priite. the general con2en2u2 on fem!dave'2 name ii2 dove, two fiit the biird themiing wiithout changiing two much. iive al2o met a rachel 2triider, and probably at lea2t one more iive forgotten however our per2onal favouriite ii2 dove, and iif you check our blog youll 2ee there ii2 iin fact a dove here. 2he'2 an ex-dave2priite, comiing 2peciifiically from the fanfiic Early June (non-2mut wiith at lea2t one 2mut 2iide-2tory) whiich we have not been keepiing up wiith recently ba2iically dove ii2 po2t-retcon dave2priite, re2urrected iin the green 2un2 biirth after beiing kiilled on lowa2 by ret-june, whiich make2 her iintwo a god tiier much liike crow 2triider from The Crow Strider AU then 2he and jade take the golden miile triip wiith 2ome liife-reviived troll2, and nepeta help2 her fiigure out her gender a biit. ii thiink 2he u2e2 2he/they pronoun2, wherea2 our dove u2e2 2he/her and caw/caw2 there2 al2o davepeta two con2iider. the only canoniical they-them u2er iin home2tuck beefore the epiilogue2, davepeta'2 both dave and nepeta. per2onally ii thiink the they/them ii2 u2ed iin a pluraliity 2en2e more than not, but al2o dave and nepeta have had theiir iidentiitiie2 2huffled around iin there, 2o the dave part ii2 not exclu2iively a boy and the nepeta part ii2 not excu2iively a giirl iive al2o 2een a quiite good iinterpretatiion of davepeta a2 a 2peciifiically new entiity, not ju2t dave and nepeta fu2ed, who ii2 nonbiinary anyway. or 2hould ii 2ay nyan-biinary? and there2 al2o out dave. he2 both 2iimple and compliicated? you wont 2ee hiim on thii2 account (he2 ju2t not iintere2ted a2 much a2 other2 iin thii2) but he2 kiinda ju2t. a guy? my2elf and ed and kk are all kiinda iin a 2iimiilar boat two hiim miindway2, but whiile we have 2iimiilar gender2 (whiich overlap iintwo our 2exualiitiie2 and 2exual expre22ion and what have you) he2 ju2t kiinda there ii dunno maybe he'll have a gender revelatiion one day probably got more thought2 but that2 enough for now

[dave2olkat]

Some plot ideas I have for Gold Pilot (The Davesolkat Time Loop Rebellion AU):

The MAGE ~ATH code, aka, the thing that causes the time loop, can send either someone's mind or a physical item to the next iteration. At the start of the fic, it's about the 21th Loop

Sollux on Loop #1 got helmed. That's the loop were Karkat was executed a la Sufferer.

It is unclear how long it took Sollux #1 to develop the code to do that, could be days, could be centuries, but he ends up sending his conscience back in time for Loops 2 and 3. It. Was not nice.

So now he just sends this grub database instead! It keeps all the information without the ugly memories, yay

Young Sollux gets it everytime at age 13 and he updates and works on it through his life until he inevitably fails, gets helmed, and has to send the file back to himself, cue: starting the loop again.

A huge part of each iteration is "how do ii keep my friiend2 from kiilliing eachother help" because he's discovered that he needs ALL of them to maybe successfully save Karkat and the rebellion.

How does Sollux achieve this? Simple, by Sim Date mechanics. Sollux basically has a walkthrough on what to do to become super good friends (or more? Lmao) with basically everyone

This accidentally turns Sollux into the conciliatory quadrant town two-wheel device every. Goddamn time.

It's mainly because while he's like that with everyone he doesn't really ACTUALLY have pale feelings for any of them, so yeah, he's developed a reputation as a heartbreaker (diamond breaker?) And a player. Which he isn't! But yeah, everyone thinks he is.

In Time Loop #21, when Dave starts working on his ship with Sollux, this information is told to him my multiple people like "yeah Sol is basically a huge slut, watch out and don't develop feelings"

Somehow the fact that that's only for CONCILIATORY quadrants doesn't click on his human head so yeah, he just assume his guy Captor has. Slept with everyone in his friend group, yeah

When Captor starts "flirting" with Dave (he's not, he's genuinely just like that chill lmao) Dave just goes "aight looks like he wants to sleep with me too"

It takes Dave about a couple of months of basically living with him on a ship to finally say "you know what? Screw it, I'll do it, let's sleep together"

And Sollux, who is NOT that kind of guy actually just says "okay? My hot human captain who'2 s/2ort of my best friiend riight now want2 to have 2ex wiith me? 2hould ii go for iit?"

A week later, Sollux decides to do it because why not? Yeah he's got the most embarrassing GENUINE pale crush on Dave, but he doesn't do quadrants because he's a Human so yeah, fuck it, let's do this instead

Captor is a bit of a freak. Mainly in the "ii kind of always have feeliing2 for people in TWO quadrant2 regardle22 of what ii do, 2o yeah, that'2 also why ii don't do quadrants, ii'm genuinely not wiired like the re2t of y'all, iim weiird"

Incidentally, that's why he worked sooo well with Karkat, but Sollux fucked that up so yeah, might as well derive some sort of happiness from being Dave's fwb

It's kind of a Time Loop Rule that Sollux set for himself that he has to stay away from Karkat. You know, so he can stay objective and SAVE him!

Karkat always inevitably ends up with Dave Strider in most iterations anyway, they're sort of soulmates

Sollux is meant to stay alone and doomed

When Dave learns about all of this he's all like "what the FUCK captor how did you hide all of this from me, also fuck you man, fate doesn't exist and plays no parts on the actions of this guy"

They kiss and make up, they're kind of dating now? They're both cowards and will not. Ever ask the other one out because that's cringe.

Dave STILL is in love with Karkat though, so yeah, he helps Sollux on his quest to save their favorite person alive literally (Karkat protection squad amirite)

It becomes a problem because Karkat is literally the most wanted guy in the entire fucking empire

"can you maybe not try to dismantle the empire for a moment and let us keep you safe?" "NO."

Dave says "you know what? Fuck it we're his new bodyguards, between my amazing ninja skills and your insane psionics nothing could get through to hurt him, right?"

Karkat is not happy about it because he still sort of hates Captor (Dave helped them make up but. It's still an issue that Sollux, you know, slept with him and fucked off to not be seen in like, an entire fucking sweep)

Karkat is trying to do his rebellion leader thing but he has to deal with this two idiots who won't just admit they're dating lmao

I'm not certain how the three of them finally get together but it's probably because Karkat. Had enough of these shenanigans.

[shittydrawnsollux]

You guys are close to halfway through this party that feels like it's going for a week and so many shenanigans have already ensued. Any thoughts?

- ScAnon

TA: 2canonn hii

TA: no thoguh2t2 head emoty. plea2e.

TA: .....

TA: yeahhh no thii2 2ucj2. but ii thiink

TA: ehehhe....... ii thiink what2cuk2 2o mu ch more ii2

TA: iim not actually a2 mad. a2 ii 2hould bee.

TA: thaaatone2 a 2ecret 2o you cant tell ajyyoneee. ok?