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[twotiime2]

random poll becau2e ii had a thought and would liike out2iide opiiniion2.

why ii2 becau2e a lot of people that ii am affectiionate wiith liike haiiriier men and my beiing effectiively haiirle22 ii2 makiing me feel 2elf-con2ciiou2.

[double-ended]

===--+ [nø biømøds? like, ever? hilariøus. the mechanically enhanced trøll is the trøll øf the future. base-mødel møtherfuckers are gønna realize it tøø late! høw can anyøne spurn the øppørtunity tø be literally self-made? støpping at øne metamørphøsis is literally før wigglers.] ===--+ [I guess if Yøu're really a høt shit psiønic Yøur best self will be assigned eventually. still, I'd get a little custøm while the getting's gøød!]

dii2re2pectfully, iim 6.

[makam4ka]

can’t beliieve ii wiilliingly drew thii2

[gho2ty]

iim currently takiing iit kiind of ea2y twoday becau2e ii diid a couple miile hiike ye2terday and my knee ii2 mad at me for iit. thii2 ii2nt 2urprii2iing, 2tart of the liight 2ea2on, ii havent been out on the traiil2 iin a long tiime.

[trembliingarmageddon2]

ii 2hould probably work on my 2pooky co2tume.

[2hiit]

fiinally updated my friiend2 page.

[psiionic-hiatus]

2t4r log: ii threw up and they had two call maiintenence.

[designatedkilljoy]

sometimes I forget my friends follow me so ill post sum bullshit and get a dm minutes later asking if im okay in the head and I just have to stand there and be like: yes im very okay buddy ol pal im just kinda insane in the membrane

[pen2iive]

rolliing my fuckiing eye2.

[twotiime2]

bacon biit2, 2our cream, chiive2, butter, and a liittle chee2e? can do. havent had ju2t a regular old baked potato iin a long tiime!

man. ii hope youre liiviing much better now.

Another hard one.. Lived on the streets most my non-vampiric life, and when it wasn't the streets it was in a warehouse owned by the gang I was in. What about just.. A baked potato or two? I kinda want one of those. With garnishings..

[twotiime2]

iif you thiink iim pretty you 2hould check out my 2iideblog 😉

[double-ended]

If you are double-ended then does that mean there is a blog named single-started?

iit2 a riiff on my trolltag. double-ended, twinArmageddons. al2o a diildo joke.

[gho2ty]

ju2t got over 1k wood wiith bomb2 on my farm. took about 2 iin-game hour2.

[gho2ty]

were ju2t 2o 2tuck on thii2 one.

whys it so easy to just forget about the extra planets we got floating around

[thoughtformchoreographer]

What are Eridan's thoughts about Erisolsprite and he other way around, Erisolsprite thoughts about Eridan? ahahsha

ERIDAN: wwell i wwas him ERIDAN: seein him about aint much an inconvvenience or anythin a the sort considerin he seems alright for the most part ERIDAN: but hes also a nice reminder that my mind an memories aint privvate to me anymore ERIDAN: evverytime i see him i remember wwhat it wwas like bein twwo awwful people at once ERIDAN: the fucked up part is that i almost miss it cus maybe that wwhole shit showw left one hell of a fuckin impression on me but at least for once i wwasnt all alone ERIDAN: hes plagued me wwith his memories as if my owwn wwerent enough to deal wwith ERIDAN: evven noww i forget to duck under door wways too short for my horns ERIDAN: evven noww i wwake midday thinkin i hear screams a the dead or sit at my desk typin code i dont knoww howw to type or lisp against my owwn vvolition ERIDAN: so i guess you could say he has royally fucked me ERISOL: riight. eriidan. ii'm not 2ure wwhat you're expectiin me twwo 2ay, 2eein a2 he'2 liiterally part of me, but ii'll do my fuckiin darnedest. ERISOL: ii thiink hii2 exii2tance ii2 tragiic, an by exten2iion, 2o ii2 miine. wwe're both iin the 2ame wwriiggliin piile a putred 2tiinkiin 2hiit together. ERISOL: my opiiniion miight be biia2ed. but ii thiink he 2hould go talk twwo 2ol an kk iif he wwant2 twwo get better.

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tunglestucj

tentacleTherapist: Conventional morality is nowhere near cringe enough to be based. You agree.

centaursTesticle: I am going to liveblog my attempt at solving this obscure statisti% conundrum you have definitely never heard of

twinArmageddons: oh yeah, the Ob2cure 2tatii2tiic2 Conundrum, weve all 2een iit. ii have 2trong opiiniion2 on the obviiou2 ea2y and 2iimple way iit 2hould be 2olved, 2omehow

tipsyGnostalgic: i need. 2 fuck that old man.

turntechGodhead: [picture of a bird]

turntechGodhead: [picture of a bird]

turntechGodhead: [picture of a bird]

cuttlefishCuller: [Twenty-post long reblog c)(ain arguing about politics wit)( a stranger in stubborn defiance of t)(e obvious fact t)(at t)(e stranger is not reading a single word s)(e’s saying]

carcinoGeneticist: HERE’S MY TAKE ON THE LATEST CHAPTER OF THE CURRENT WILDBLOW SERIAL THAT YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO BLUR YOUR EUES AND SKIP PAST BECAUSE YOU HAVEN’T FOUND TIME TO READ ALL FIVE MILLION WORDS OF THIS COOL THING YOU DON’T WANT TO BE SPOILED ON.

gallowsCalibrator: WH4T 1F [TH3 MOST D3R4NG3D SH1T YOUV3 3V3R H34RD 1N YOUR L1F3] 4ND W3 W3R3 BOTH G1RLS?

tipsyGnostalgic: dnt forget i need to fuck that. old man. please

caligulasAquarium: [automatically generated link to a post on some ideologically extreme underground social media site wwith ten users that he uses instead]

turntechGodhead: [picture of a bird]

turntechGodhead: [picture of a bird]

turntechGodhead: [picture of a bird]

turntechGodhead: god every single thing about my life situation sucks so fucking much i want to cry and now you do too

turntechGodhead: [picture of a bird]

adiosToreador: [rEBLOGGING THAT LAST PICTURE OF A BIRD,]

turntechGodhead: [picture of a bird]

tipsyGnostalgic: that old man. u know. what i need.

gardenGnostic: heres today’s doodle :) [outlandishly beautiful piece of original art which gets seven notes]

ectoBiologist: only posted eighteen spicy takes about gender today, so here’s a new one i just came up with. is this anything.

timaeusTestified: Hey, wanna look at this pornography that somehow hasn’t gotten taken down by Tumblr yet?

arsenicCatnip: :33 < [a pun so bad she gets put in the fucking troll hague]

turntechGodhead: [picture of a bird]

turntechGodhead: [picture of a bird]

turntechGodhead: [picture of a bird]

arachnidsGrip: [21st re8log on the politics re8log chain where everyone is talking past each other and has zero intention of persuading anyone]

tipsyGnostalgic: i need to FUCK that old man. wht do you mean hes dead

gallowsCalibrator: WH4T 1F 1 FUCK3D TH4T OLD M4N. 4ND W3 W3R3 BOTH G1RLS.