#if you're hungry eat

[uwudonoodle]

[chimerical-daydreams]

No, Isabeau should threaten to take away the hugs and kisses they give to the two in the back

That'll immediately shut the two up

Alternatively have Bonnie be the 5th person in the car

They'll be more focused on making sure Bonnie doesn't get upset than getting upset

The King would prob get teased more often as a result though

The Great Snack Master comes to the rescue!

[aidoxl]

We as a society don't talk about Arthur's bout of cannibalism nearly enough. That man killed a guy with his bare hands after seeing that he killed a girl by brushing against a lock of hair. And he subjected John to numerous visions of his death as he savagely ate at Mr. Faust. Like enough with the jokes where's the angst when it's begging to be explored.

[shanastoryteller]

I feel like every plus size influencer I follow is taking ozempic now 😭 girl please. this is not the way

anyway rec me some fat girlies who love themselves <3

[neroushalvaus]

Koko the gorilla didn't know ASL but, like, you could say that without invalidating the existence of speech-supporting signs

[altocat]

Charlie was legit on death's door last year and now she is not only still here to ruthlessly snuggle against me all night long, but she has also taken to parkouring off the side of the mattress and physically jump-kicking the bed out of place. Just for fun.

.........This stupid cat is the only thing keeping me alive I stg

[onlyasimp4nobody]

Asexual ovulating is like, fucking dumb. It's like my coochie signals aren't sending to my brain. There's a wire here that broke.

[chaoscheebs]

So, thinking about how Seto Kaiba looked in DSoD and the fact that:

Hyperfocus is a hell of a drug and will make you forget to eat, and

People who look like that in real life are not the healthiest of people,

that Yugi takes a look at him and was definitely Concerned, and post-DSoD, whenever the fuck Seto returns/wakes up/whatever, he is going to make sure that man, who is way too scrawny for someone with that build, is eating properly, even if he has to sit next to his ass when he's working and poke him with the food end of whatever eating utensils until he opens his mouth and eats what's on/in it. 8|

Seto just sort of rolls his eyes at Yugi at first, but slowly just figures it's not worth arguing with him about it and rolls with it. Sure, fine, whatever, as long as you're not getting in his way, Yugi, also the texture of this food is the worst ever, it's this thing is what he likes.

He doesn't really pay much attention to it until one day Yugi is out sick/has to go somewhere far for company business without him for a while, and suddenly he's super-deep into something or other and finally notices like hours later his own growling stomach and wondering why it's happening; he hasn't heard that sound in literal ages at this point. It finally hits him that, oh, Yugi was worried about him for a reason, huh?

Then something something Seto being tsundere when checking on Yugi, something something maybe they kiss.

[minicy]

Really resent my culture's relationship to food. Food as a commodity, as something to be grown not to be eaten but to be sold overseas and to rot uneaten in fields and behind grocery stores. Food as a comfort, one of few things you get to actually choose and indulge in, and the least healthy choices are the ones that are easiest to buy and consume. Food as a point of control, you can't buy food if you don't sell at least so many hours of life to the Machine, and then what you do get as someone at the bottom of the hierarchy is dictated by others- paternal lawmaking, or arbitrary restrictions, or food given that is unpalatable or outside of your culture or that you don't know how to prepare. Food as a product, what you want is what we have paid for you to want, the food choices you make dictate your marketable lifestyle, the things you eat and drink show your allegiances and your subculture and your sub-subculture, you must eat this much to enter.

Food as a tool for shame is one of the worst offenders. You shouldn't have eaten those things, you should eat this thing instead, why aren't you doing what you're supposed to? You listened to those advertisements and ate what we designed to be as delicious and consumable as possible? You're disgusting. Why won't you eat what you're given? You're ungrateful. Why would you have that carb? Sorry, why would you eat that meat? Sorry, why would you eat anything besides meat? Then, food as a punishment: you must eat the unpleasant thing in unpleasant ways, or else you are irresponsible and deserving of great cruelty. Or, you must not eat anything, or else you are weak willed and deserving of great cruelty. Or, you need to get better, since eating disorders are a feminine problem, a mental health problem, a physical health problem, and being unhealthy is immoral, and unhealthy people are deserving of great cruelty. Why can't you just be normal? By the way, your entire workplace is going keto this month. Your friend is intermittent fasting. Your parents are back on Weight Watchers. Why can't you just be normal?

Then, the way white supremacy permeates it all. Different is disgusting, new is untrustworthy, flavor is unhealthy. I feel like I've been so much better since I started clean eating. That MSG gave me migraines. No, I don't mean from chips, those are fine, I mean from all the stuff they put in Chinese food. Not sure if I want to go in on some tacos, my stomach can't handle it, haha. You know that fried food is always unhealthy, right? And unhealthy is always immoral. Did you eat your vegetables today? Oh, no, of course curry doesn't count. Those vegetables were seasoned and cooked. Processed vegetables don't count. You should have a salad with that, then. You should try this quinoa salad I made. You should really be using agave instead. You should really try out this cleanse.

Food as an entitlement, too, for those with the power in this culture. Violence waged over tropical fruit. Panic over access to anything wanted at any time being interrupted, not even halted. A lack of willingness to change even the smallest amount of their diet when they find out it's killing our planet to farm this many steer, or catch this many fish (and their habitats and the bycatch), because I want steak god damnit, it's a free country!

We're sold poison for our binges and diets for our purges. Our options are growing slimmer, as time is stolen and markets are shuttered and prices continue to go up while packages continue to shrink. Health is kept behind paywalls and sickness is moralized. And somehow, you're the one who's wrong if you don't buy in.

[iwantmochisoup]

Mochiii I tried to doodle this a bit earlier to add to the art trade but I draw slow asf so it’s been a few days-week? Ahh anyways I wanted to try to draw Chuuya eating mochi soup— I’m not sure if this is even correct but wanted to send it anyways!!!

I habitually draw Chuuya with piercings, hope that it’s okay haha

UWAAAAAAAA I'M CRYINGGGGSHJDGFAJHSG HE' SO BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUS AHHHHHJDKFHLAH I LOVE IT SOOO MUCH THANK YOUUUUUUU QWQ

ahhhh but seriously thank you sooo much!!!! i can't even express how much i love it ahhhhhhhuueueuueue his cheeks ahhhh he's sooo cuteee ahhhhdsjkfahlsjfhljk qwq i'll make mochi soup tmrw in honor of your insanely pretty artwork qwq

[seefasters]

i love reddit people so much sometimes. "why were they so okay with killing one of two people who can hunt? why aren't they thinking logically? maybe something's poisoning them and that's affecting the way they think?" besties half of that cabin has visual/auditory hallucinations and is literally starving like why do you think they arent thinking straight

[dimeadozencows]

Merry crisis

[dabidagoose]

Laios be like: my hungry ass could NOT work in an armor shop 🤣🤣🤣

[strebcr]

[aesopsharpmybeloved]

"D'ye wannae see what's under me bunnet, Lassie?"

Full version under the cut

Little Aesop Sharp pin-up/bodypillow 🤭 the bunnet comes from a conversation with @ynyseira whom I thank for the inspiration 😁

@gufu-vire has also made a frankly stunning art of our beloved potions master in his bed, except hers is very much Christmas themed, so please, check her Tumblr to have yourself a very jolly Christmas ❤️🎄 Goofs, super grateful I got to work on this project with you ❤️

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[cheetour]

I like unfollowing new blogs constantly so I always keep it fresh and my dashboard is tidy. I was following an ant blog for a few months and had a lovely time. great blog. I unfollowed them because the winds of my heart lead me and a beautiful life is full of goodbyes. anyway, day 2 on ADHD medication and I decided to unfollow a bunch of blogs because I'm very excited to be able to read posts at normal speed one at a time