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[dilfsuzanneyk]

the statue of mothman in west virginia having a tight ass will never NOT be funny. who made that statue. why did you give mothman such an ass. no one's actually seen mothman's ass besides that statue right. why did you make that decision

[mamawasatesttube]

i have to speak my truth. i think timkon clone baby aus fucking suck

[brother-emperors]

marcus licinius crassus & his sons

hey do you guys ever think about how crassus' father and brothers died, leaving him the surviving son, and then the tragedy repeats with marcus jr (with his father and brother dying at carrhae)

anyway, tfw you tell your brother not to do reckless shit when you're not around, and he immediately goes off and does All Of That the second he arrives in gaul. what do you MEAN there was a hostage crisis. what the fuck.

The Sons of Crassus, Ronald Syme

Publius Crassus - ‘optimus adulescens’ and his unfortunate career, Ireneusz Łuć

Pompeius Trogus, in the epitome of Justin, 42.4.6

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[moe-broey]

I don't think this is Moe's first offense (saying something brazen/flippant) but I do think it's the first time it's called the King a bitch. And it won't be the last! The funniest part of Anna being the one to take charge and chew Moe out is that it gives Moe the opportunity to do The Exact Same Thing to Alfonse one-on-one (you know... to test the waters... to see how he feels about it....). Which it is. Also promptly chastised for.

FAVE PANELS...

[ichthyorelationships]

ideas: i didn't really think of him being underwater but they deserve to have drama by crying there too so i just think you could say something about the composition being denser than water or w/e. proteins

i'm always like good thing he didn't try to exit asap via swimming in ciao alberto But What If He Did lol. just swim Somewhere else along the coast, maybe panic about [money??] & whether somehow this ruins school for luca, whether he can get in touch w/o it being On Sight b/w him & all marcovaldos, consider just kind of trying out other places, traveling after all...fascinating considering the other povs on the issue like: now there's the paguros to sympathize w/a kid vanishing, luca however in a somewhat more novel position there, giulia's throwback to alberto being a bit perplexing lmao, kind of thinking the best massimo could do is have a prewritten letter for luca to give to alberto If Possible, conveying something like i know you didn't set my livelihood on fire on purpose but even if you did i'd want you to stay. and luca in a position to do all of "maybe give the island fun facts so someone can check if he's there" & "wait & hope alberto can/does get in touch" & "have a lot of feelings"....not even the context of what this drawing is about necessarily, just tacking it on here anyways. ahead of time i went "heh now i Know they're gonna have it get little Real here b/c it's really about alberto wanting the security of feeling he can 'earn' a sustained relationship" then the short cleared & i was lying completely dead on the pavement

[punctuation-completionist]

you don’t have to answer this ask but wow how are you supposed to be the bad guy fucking apologizing for reacting badly to being told to kill yourself?? i hate this website

well okay hold up i never said i was the bad guy. i said there were misunderstandings on both sides and that i was sorry for an issue in one part of how i handled it. just one.

[katierosefun]

step 1 of watching suits: haha fun plot! look at this little guy pretending to be a law school graduate. yeah this won't have any consequences whatsoever

step 2 of watching suits: oh this little guy and that bigshot lawyer have some good chemistry. yeah they're both committing a crime by having him work at this new york big law firm but it's fun :)

step 3 of watching suits: they're actually facing consequences to their actions now, but oh god i don't want to see either of them lose. yes, they did something terrible but don't we all want to feel a bit special. don't we all feel stuck. doesn't our own ambition swallow us whole. don't we feel insanely loyal to the person who gave us everything. we're going down together. if you go, i go.

[transthatfag]

they set up the non negotiables right? and I thought. ok over the course of the season the chefs will evolve the non negotiables and in turn they'll learn what does and doesn't work and the environment would be more productive and positive and would be a reflection of carmys improvement or at least the start of it. oh man. I was... wrong.......... ._.

[rimouskis]

about to give the red white and roy*l blue movie a spin even though I was like the only person in my friend group who did not adore the book aha this'll be interesting

[many-gay-magpies]

HGWAHT THE FUCKH

[blujayonthewing]

sincerely mystified by 'yaaay they updated it so you don't have to do evil things to impress the evil npc and recruit her as a party member and love interest 🥰' what is her... appeal for you, then...

[swallowtail-ageha]

The devastating effects that my anxiety-induced ED left on my body and health and me SHing with needles when i was 15 suddenly leaving me because dafne said that my problems weren't as bad as hers because she got diagnosed with depression and i didn't:

[cburambles]

Still render me insane how showrunners thought death by fire was warrior & dragon rider's death after reading & seeing all the instances which is always depicted as sacrificial ( the Valyrians using slaves in their fire & blood magic experiments), horrifying & painful in the text & onscreen.

From characters like Mirri Maz Durr, all the people Melisandre burned including that horrifying scene with Shireen in the TV show, Kraznys being burned by Drogon & where we get a description of his eyes popping out, Quentyn Martell dying after three days of suffering after being burned by Rhaegal, Dany executing the Tarlys & Varys on the TV show or in the same episode of HOTD where we see Vermax burning a sheep to eat it.

Pretty sure Valyrians dragonlords waited to die first before having their bodies cremated for a reason & I think Laena's dying this way won't bring anything beside a visual parallel to Harwin's death & some faux-feminism attempt from the writers.

[moe-broey]

Idk I also just hate the future actually. My ass is Always living in the past or simply day to day 💪💪💪

[random-rabid-creature]

Why everytime i sit down a bit too fast my head starts pounding like that stop

[henching4life]

i save smoking for every time i have to hear that so-and-so has been taken off of someone's will for getting arrested again.