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the statue of mothman in west virginia having a tight ass will never NOT be funny. who made that statue. why did you give mothman such an ass. no one's actually seen mothman's ass besides that statue right. why did you make that decision
#you could have just made him like a normal man with wings you know#like sure. he's got booty. why'd you give him so much booty. what#also giving him that ass and no peen? no weiner? coward.#if you're gonna do something commit#vex rambles
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i have to speak my truth. i think timkon clone baby aus fucking suck
#rimi talks#here's the thing. you take a traumatized teenager and give them a baby. you're going to further traumatize the teen AND the baby#you take a traumatized teenager and say ''hey your bff nonconsensually cloned you while you were dead and now there's a child''........#LIKE THATS NOT GREAT. THATS NOT GREAT!#and like. if it's in-character tim is horribly depressed and grieving. kon has just successfully committed suicide via heroics and come BAC#NEITHER of them is going to be a good parent because of how they are STILL TEENAGERS THEMSELVES#and im just so fundamentally NOT interested in seeing my favs be shitty parents who unintentionally traumatize a child#.....hey wait. is that the appeal? to batman fans i mean. since. yknow. that's what batman does--#anyways ive never seen a single one of these posts that suggests the op has even heard of kon's clone rights feelings#clone baby guardian arc in sb94 you will always be fucking famous#but hey i mean why bother being in-character or anything when you can do fluff thats ooc to the point of unrecognizability i guess#this is tangentially also how i feel about people who say steph couldve kept the baby + raised it with tim. bro they were 15#but its soo much more egregious with kon because he has NO ability to consent to this. he is dead.#he forgives tim afterwards because tim already knows it was fucked up to do and he was wrong#THATS SIGNIFICANT. BECAUSE THERE *IS* SOMETHING FOR KON TO FORGIVE#frankly if kon returned from the dead and tim was like hey i cloned you and made a child. it'd destroy their relationship#he'd be sympathetic and he would be kind to the child but his ability to trust tim would be shattered by that#and again im just NOT interested in that story!!!!#and neither is anyone else who does this trope i think because no one doing this trope actually gives a shit about kon's character afaict :#OH WELL. whatever . i block and i move on and also i bitch about it in the tags on a personal post. you know how it is#now im gonna go play some more hades. ive gotta beat extreme measures 4 with every weapon
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marcus licinius crassus & his sons
hey do you guys ever think about how crassus' father and brothers died, leaving him the surviving son, and then the tragedy repeats with marcus jr (with his father and brother dying at carrhae)
anyway, tfw you tell your brother not to do reckless shit when you're not around, and he immediately goes off and does All Of That the second he arrives in gaul. what do you MEAN there was a hostage crisis. what the fuck.
The Sons of Crassus, Ronald Syme
Publius Crassus - ‘optimus adulescens’ and his unfortunate career, Ireneusz Łuć
Pompeius Trogus, in the epitome of Justin, 42.4.6
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#marcus licinius crassus#uh. both of them#publius licinius crassus#roman republic tag#drawing tag#i feel so so so so normal about the family crassus. SO NORMAL. im not wailing about them at all#(you ever think about how marcus licinius crassus frugi married a descendant of pompey. that makes me feel WILD)#my favorite scene ive written in the cassius comic right after the gladiator one#is the one where marcus jr tells cassius to get out of his house and he just. screams.#there is nothing more opressive than the weight of an empty house. the realization that you're alone.#i did in fact realize after writing this short dialogue that i was. borrowing. from dean supernatural's 'as long as i'm around#nothing bad is gonna happen to you' speech from 1.14. a little bit. i can HEAR it.#which is. yeah okay. listen. i was watching that show in 2008-9. ofc it was going to do something to my brain#however. publius crassus is fully capable of committing whatever crimes he needs to commit. in my heart tho he's Baby Brother
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I don't think this is Moe's first offense (saying something brazen/flippant) but I do think it's the first time it's called the King a bitch. And it won't be the last! The funniest part of Anna being the one to take charge and chew Moe out is that it gives Moe the opportunity to do The Exact Same Thing to Alfonse one-on-one (you know... to test the waters... to see how he feels about it....). Which it is. Also promptly chastised for.
FAVE PANELS...
#fire emblem#feh#moe really is. a type of guy. it immediately gets scared when anna first corrects it. so what does it do? dig the hole deeper. double down.#THAT REALLY IS MOE'S BRAVE FACE.... playing dumb or getting oppositional. sometimes both.#but it is NOT confrontational... epitome of i'm just a little birthday boy. EXTREMELY annoying type of guy LMFAOOO#i feel like anna has been v patient w moe up until this point. like this has to be a three strikes you're OUT situation.#and both alfonse/sharena have been such hard working straight and narrow types that. they have never seen anna like that.#I REALLY THINK. it's like. anna is The Literal Commander Of A Military Unit and also given her background#more or less she could have been killed for having an attitude like that. hypothetically. we don't know her background. BUT THEORETICALLY..#i like to imagine it does come from a place of that though.#also moe may be an authority hating shithead but it does VERY quickly come to respect anna actually.#you have to Earn it. be Worthy of it. it sees that anna is extremely capable and skilled and fair. it respects that.#so like... i think it genuinely doesn't want to upset or disappoint her. however... it does have ... moe tendencies.#anyways even though i'm in between a dozen things i just had to draw this out and i'm so happy i did tbh#i don't really know how anna feels about moe. but it IS extremely funny to imagine moe is just torn asunder by her at one point#AND. IT FULLY DESERVED IT. it is taking the L here.#ALSO THE FACT THAT ALFONSE IS PISSED TOO. IT'S SO FUNNY TO ME. moe you just fucked up big time#IT WAS TRYING. TO BE NICE. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#fe alfonse#sharena#fe anna#moe tag#summoner oc#my art#my comics#also that is. a whole other comic. moe committing the offense again and getting sternly corrected#until it's like ooooohhh. wait. you actually respect your dad... okay. um. let me think of something else to say#LMFAOOO... i think third time's a charm. it doesn't dare say that to sharena. what if she cries. moe is also gonna cry. and thrup
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ideas: i didn't really think of him being underwater but they deserve to have drama by crying there too so i just think you could say something about the composition being denser than water or w/e. proteins
i'm always like good thing he didn't try to exit asap via swimming in ciao alberto But What If He Did lol. just swim Somewhere else along the coast, maybe panic about [money??] & whether somehow this ruins school for luca, whether he can get in touch w/o it being On Sight b/w him & all marcovaldos, consider just kind of trying out other places, traveling after all...fascinating considering the other povs on the issue like: now there's the paguros to sympathize w/a kid vanishing, luca however in a somewhat more novel position there, giulia's throwback to alberto being a bit perplexing lmao, kind of thinking the best massimo could do is have a prewritten letter for luca to give to alberto If Possible, conveying something like i know you didn't set my livelihood on fire on purpose but even if you did i'd want you to stay. and luca in a position to do all of "maybe give the island fun facts so someone can check if he's there" & "wait & hope alberto can/does get in touch" & "have a lot of feelings"....not even the context of what this drawing is about necessarily, just tacking it on here anyways. ahead of time i went "heh now i Know they're gonna have it get little Real here b/c it's really about alberto wanting the security of feeling he can 'earn' a sustained relationship" then the short cleared & i was lying completely dead on the pavement
#luca 2021#pixar luca#alberto scorfano#love when like ''yeah ofc you Could guess approx what would happen; b/c of The Themes & things following them''#but then like of course it still manages to Surprise. feels apt when like ppl doing some savvy media analysis can Guess along w/the film#like oh we're gonna fight here we might have our secret revealed here yep. then get caught off guard by alberto but 110% surprised by luca#even as ofc it all makes sense & is cohesive w/those Themes that have been unfolding; not just breaking w/the material to Surprise us#but still unpredictable. the whole movie being so vignettey (god bless. i live) allowing for a lot of that too like just Stuff Can Happen#someone can guess alberto's dad is not in the picture really but you could think oh he's been killed by humans. No lol...#or massimo lost an arm to sea monsters. but no. oh my god & this is how i realize i didn't draw alberto's arm scar hang on lol#okay there it is. here we go gays (me turning in for some rest at 8:15 am)#oh i read this picture book in the internet archive abt like A Parent Expressing Unconditional Love via conversation w/a child. hang on#''even if i did something awful'' by barbara shook hazen; i did think of it here. let me obtain a quote for effect...#[but what if i did something really truly awful?] [like what?] [like playing ball in the living room after you told me not to & breaking#the vase daddy gave you for your birthday even if i didn't mean to & it was an accident? would you still love me then?]#[i love you so much i'd love you if you Did mean to & it wasn't an accident. / but i might also be mad & yell things like 'i've told you a#thousand times!' & 'this is the last straw!' & 'i've had it with your disobeying!' & send you to your room with no dessert... / ...& cry a#little & pick up the pieces.] [i'll help.] [but i still love you no matter what; no matter how mad; no matter how awful. & i always will.]#so long as it's commitment to Actual support which; massimo already On That even before realizing like oh bereft And you're of the sea.....
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you don’t have to answer this ask but wow how are you supposed to be the bad guy fucking apologizing for reacting badly to being told to kill yourself?? i hate this website
well okay hold up i never said i was the bad guy. i said there were misunderstandings on both sides and that i was sorry for an issue in one part of how i handled it. just one.
#ask tag#not counting#like um. i do understand that maybe this person's sense of humor is way different then mine okay#but like. they said that they didn't mean it legitimately and once they saw it was haarmful they apologized#for me to say ''i am glad i understand your side of the story and you understand mine'' i am not saying i'm the bad guy#there's really no ''bad guy'' in this situation as i see it because the world is more nuanced then that y'know#like. sometimes people have a sense of humor that you can't pick up on. it doesn't mean you shouldn't state your point of view#and say ''that wasn't how i want people to talk to me and i also won't let you do that''#also the only part i really ''apologized'' for was that i used a term for them that was uncomfortable#i assume for gender reasons. and i understand where that comes from. if someone called me ''girl'' while arguing i wouldn't like it#whenever i said sorry after that i did my best to try and word it in a way like ''i am sorry this happened but it's not my fault''#like how when. idk. someone's grandma dies and you say ''sorry for your loss'' you're not saying that you killed their grandma#you're just saying that you feel bad that the thing happened but not that it's your fault#and yes. i do agree that the situation may have been fixed if they just said it was a joke but hindsight is 20/20 right?#anyways. that's my take on the situation.#and like. idk. if they apologized and told me how they saw it. i'm gonna believe them because i have had WAY more malicious people here#like idk. there have been anons who have said wayy worse and there's no discernable reason for why they would#like that one anon who told me that i should get my arms chopped off or something. idk. i deleted it before i could commit it to memory#and that was on purpose#but like. my point is. there's worse people. and if i focus all of my energy about being mad over a person who made one joke in bad taste#idk just seems like a waste of time#at least that's my perspective on the situation. never said i was the bad guy. just sorry it happened#also sorry it happened so late at night for me! i need an ibuprofen and a bagel now
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step 1 of watching suits: haha fun plot! look at this little guy pretending to be a law school graduate. yeah this won't have any consequences whatsoever
step 2 of watching suits: oh this little guy and that bigshot lawyer have some good chemistry. yeah they're both committing a crime by having him work at this new york big law firm but it's fun :)
step 3 of watching suits: they're actually facing consequences to their actions now, but oh god i don't want to see either of them lose. yes, they did something terrible but don't we all want to feel a bit special. don't we all feel stuck. doesn't our own ambition swallow us whole. don't we feel insanely loyal to the person who gave us everything. we're going down together. if you go, i go.
#caroline watches tv#suits#anyways. biting them. shaking them.#staring at the characters and laughing nervously because yes i know that they're doing awful things#but also i feel so much for them#i do feel quite a bit for mike because it's like. that frustration of knowing you could have been someone but then something happened#and you were shunted out of a life that you always wanted to have. and you're scrambling to get it back. you're trying so hard.#and when someone presents it to you on a silver platter. yeah you're gonna take it.#and also like. harvey.#like. yes he's morally grey or morally bankrupt (depending on who you ask) but it's like. you're this giant of an attorney who never loses#and you recruit this guy who you know is lying but you're never going to give up on him. you don't want anyone to leave you but you also#don't know how to ask anyone to stay.#which isn't much of an excuse for like. helping commit fraud.#but also. harvey can pretend he doesn't need anyone but the most pathetic truth is that he needs people so badly#and he has no idea what to do with that.#and tbh. i think when he saw mike. he saw a glimmer of something real and earnest and immediately decided to keep him.#and there's so much irony in that? the most genuine person he's ever known is also someone who's going to defraud an entire law firm#something tragic about that but also something so intriguing. anyways i'm normal about this show#i'm normal about them. etc.
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they set up the non negotiables right? and I thought. ok over the course of the season the chefs will evolve the non negotiables and in turn they'll learn what does and doesn't work and the environment would be more productive and positive and would be a reflection of carmys improvement or at least the start of it. oh man. I was... wrong.......... ._.
#the bear#and yes ofc i was also into the idea of carmy getting worse this season and waiting till next season for him to get better#BUT THEY COULDNT EVEN COMMIT TO THAT!!#If you're gonna make the boy worse go fucking full throttle!!!#yes he was worse and yes he was breaking down more and yes that caused issues#but legit NOTHING came of it#THAT ENDING??? I fucking guessed it!! I said it would end with carmy reading the review and that setting the tone for the next season#BUT GOD DAMN THEY BUTCHERED THAT TOO!!#first of all it was a very mixed review which. great. more not following through with shit#but secondly his reaction is literally 'fuck' and then goes back to doing carmy shit#no signs or hints of it being something that shakes him into contemplating change#no real anticipation for the next season#NOTHING. GREAT! NOTHING I LOVE IT!#I just realized I should probably be tagging these in case of spoilers#sorry to my mutuals if I've spoiled stuff or ruined the mooood <33
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about to give the red white and roy*l blue movie a spin even though I was like the only person in my friend group who did not adore the book aha this'll be interesting
#idk the book was cute but the political implications that the author kept hinting at while not actually following up drove me NUTSSSS#like sorry if you're gonna do a royal romance that's really hard to do while being Socially Minded about it lol#like you can't have the queen make a joke about stealing a vase from india unless you follow that up with the characters like#actually doing something to make amends for colonialism!! but no they just joke about Oh Monarchy Bad and then go about their business ahah#I kept telling people that the author either needed to fully commit to a deconstruction of the political power systems#or needed to stop throwing out quirky one-liners about it before going right back to the romance haha#like either Do The Political Work (in the novel) or leave it out of the novel you know? you can't do both!#or at least. I did not think that book did both#that being said the romance was cute so I'm curious abt the movie. have heard mixed reviews.
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HGWAHT THE FUCKH
#HEHJF#HDJFBFF#THEIF MITN#THE BF JCKITN#THE FUCKIGN#HTE#TH E#WHATY#GEGQT#OKAY WHEN#WH. WHEN I SAW. THE GIFS AND MEMES AND EDITS WITH STILES' MONOLOGUE TO SCOTT#THE ''YOU'RE MY BROTHER. AND IF YOU DO THIS THEN YOURE GONNA JUST HAVE TO TAKE ME WITHBYOY''#I THOUGHT THAT WAS LIKE#SCOTT GOING OFF AND DOING SOMETHING STUPID AND SELF-SAVRICIFICAL#I DIDNT THINK IT WAS A MIND-CONTROLLED SCOTT TRYING TO COMMIT FUCKING S U I C I D E AND THINKING HE WAS BETTER OFF LITERALLY DEAD AND#-STILES TALKING HIM DOWN/GETTING CLOSE ENOUGH TO PULL THE FLARE OUT OF HIS HANDS#IM#FUCKGT#FUCKING.#OW#GOODNIGHT#magpie thoughts
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sincerely mystified by 'yaaay they updated it so you don't have to do evil things to impress the evil npc and recruit her as a party member and love interest 🥰' what is her... appeal for you, then...
#is it just heehoo sexey? other blorbos are sexy??#'it sucks that the only way to get minthara is to do something MEAN :c' she's not??? nice?????????#GENUINELY CONFUSED. WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT HER#like they didn't add a redemption plotline for her... she's still a nastey lady..... if that doesn't appeal to you... then...........??#I don't have any right to gatekeep villainfuckery but from the outside I do feel like if you're gonna be a villainfucker you should commit#LIKE PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS AND MURDER ALL THOSE INNOCENT PEOPLE#OR FIND A LOVE INTEREST WHO DOESN'T? HAVE A HARD-ON FOR GENOCIDE??#I guess in general I've never understood 'omg I love this character sooo much 🥰 I like to imagine them completely different in every way'
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The devastating effects that my anxiety-induced ED left on my body and health and me SHing with needles when i was 15 suddenly leaving me because dafne said that my problems weren't as bad as hers because she got diagnosed with depression and i didn't:
#namedropping her btw i am so fucking tired of her bullshit#you dont get to invalidate me and my trauma and emotionally blackmail me by saying that if i stop accomodating you#by saying 'oooh you're doing so well it's never your fault' you're gonna commit suicide#jesus christ. i am 18. i don't have a psychology degree and i don't want to ruin my already fleeting stability#to help a person who functionally was never there for me when i was at the bottom of the barrel#and like. just because you aren't diagnosed doesnt mean you arent suffering. im probably never going to a psychiatrist#until i do something extreme because my parents are the classical italian conservatives that think of therapy as a get out scot free card#and i already have trauma regarding psychiatry#but i have issues. i have massive fucking issues and i had suicidal thoughts even before i left kindergarten because my early childhood#was fucking awful! i am pretty much emotionally numb to most of the things around me because i had to force myself to be like that#to not have daily mental breakdowns!#but of course you won't know because i have never been a fucking friend to you@#for all the five years of our 'friendship' i was only the girl who you only approached to use as a psychologist#i have never been a person to you!
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i save smoking for every time i have to hear that so-and-so has been taken off of someone's will for getting arrested again.
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Idk I also just hate the future actually. My ass is Always living in the past or simply day to day 💪💪💪
#HELP ...... SO MANY OF MY DAYDREAMS CENTER AROUND THIS ACTUALLY.....#like. huge point of drama/point of contention between alfonse and moe is that moe Hesitates.#even outright Refuses. to consider the future. where alfonse's future seems set in stone that is the path he's been striving for all long#moe feels like it won't have a place there. you'll be king. you'll be all set. you'll probably have to have a queen#and even if it's a political marriage thing (WHICH. I HAVE SO MUCH HC LORE ABOUT --#like no one specifically but like. alfonse is the type of guy who has accepted this long ago and just treats it as a fact of life#which moe RESENTS. HOW are you gonna fuckinh ACCEPT THAT. your life entirely out of your own hands#bitch i'll fucking KILL YOU. ect)#also as a side there was a whole wedding banner wip that explored that that i. forgor about#but like. alfonse tries SO hard to convince moe that there WILL be a place for it by his side. he will MAKE that place if he has to#also a king4king situation isn't feasible i think moe would be a concubine (gay style). or an enuch or something#like moe does NOT want to be in any position of actual authority. that's not its heart. it's a support guy through and through#but going back to the start. moe is the type of guy who's convinced it's going to be replaced.#moe is the type of guy who burns bridges and feels a sense of relief. moe is the type of guy who is looking for ANY excuse#to run away. and ESP to reframe it as 'you're better off without me'.#the only reason it was able to get so close to alfonse is bc it was convinced alfonse wouldn't get attached to it#and when he did moe was convinced Well. this will all be temporary anyway. i'll take it day by day#make the most of it. and whenever alfonse hits it w one of his classic zingers like#the more you have to lose the worse it hurts when you do doesn't that make you feel lonely. SHUP FUCKIYBNG SHUT YPUR FUCK UP‼️‼️‼️#moe is a normal guy with no problems. definitely no commitment issues or intimacy issues. i promise.#ACTUALLY THAT REMINDS ME. BEEN TURNING THIS AROUND IN MY HEAD TOO. ESP W MY CURRENT WIP#and the feelings it invokes in me. moe is SO CONVINCED. SO CONVINCED. it's gonna fuck alfonse over big time#do NOT make me your lifeline i swear to fucking god. i Promise You. i Will Fail You.#adjacent but moe being a healer is ENDLESSLY. FASCINATING TO ME. LIKE MY GOD#healer that is just SO destructive. that's w.. that's part of why... it became a healer.........#like god. being a healer to ensure that if you get rid of me you'll be at a disadvantage.#nevermind the fact that i have a role exclusive to me. not good enough. i need More insurance.#the way. the role it took upon itself. when it was younger. to be the fixer. to clean up after [redacted]#and its never ending cycle. ever since it was a child. its never ending cycle of tearing itself apart#to rebuild itself anew. better this time. Perfect this time. this time. this time. this time.
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i come out of batman stories where bruce is just. real bad. loving him even more
#in this case it was a fanfiction that. eugh. i normally don't read that kinda stuff#here's the thing☝️bruce wayne is so human in every mistake he makes. every crime he commits#it's like. 'in the best most understandable way possible i am going to do something heinous rn'#also 'i'm gonna hate myself so much for it that you won't have to. i have the corner on the BW hate market'#baby you're unforgivable. i forgive you. a million times over#good thing he's fictional. there are too many real life rich white criminals people will forgive for anything#bruce is very special.
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i love how people get mad at you for not living in a comfortable little bubble like they do. like so what if i like complaining and talking about things i don't like. why does that make you uncomfortable? tell me :)
#very ironic someone expressing dislike for me expressing dislike abt smth and then saying i'm the odd one for talking abt smth i dislike#like idk man i think you're doing the exact same thing right now but towards another human being and maybe you should examine that#it bothers me very badly that people are so committed to never being uncomfortable or talking about things they don't like#because they see it as spreading negativity like well ok then i guess you could consider me a virus bc i'm spreading that shit sooo much#funny thing is i'm not even an overly negative person i'm actually pretty optimistic and fun to be around (so i've heard anyways)#but i still find a way to grate on people's nerves LMAO i guess it's just a talent at this point but it's whatever#anyways if we don't give people the room to complain and be assholes about things they don't like i think the world would be#an even worse place to live bc as much as it sucks to see media you like get dunked on or whatever i think it's preferable to everyone#being miserable with everything and succumbing to utter entropy and chaos over it...#are you gonna call a baby negative for crying because they don't like their mushed carrots or the texture of their toy next... like be fr#EVERYONE SHOULD BE OPENLY UNCOMFORTABLE ABOUT SOMETHING AND EXPRESS THAT DISCOMFORT!!! IT MAKES US BETTER HUMAN BEINGS!!#i'm just continuing the cycle <3
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