#if you get it YOU GET IT

[birdy-babe]

Blitzo defender first, human second

[shiraishi-kanade]

I don't think this is funny for literally anyone but myself but unfortunately I've been allowed to keep existing on this website and so you all will have to deal with that

[hg-aneh]

cawk

[off-the-heezys]

This was the funniest gag all episode

Edit: I LIED IT WAS THE BUG EXPLODING

[brian-kinney-apologist]

I'm afraid this is very modern!claudia coded for me

[padsmoony04]

Dick Grayson, you asshole, the power that you hold in all of us is insane.

[chaoticace2005]

Alastor: I don’t know why Angel keeps calling them “red flags.” They’re not red nor are they flags. They’re fun facts about me.

Everyone else: *slowly backing away after Alastor mentioned what his favorite movie is*

[loreoftheforgotten]

you have to understand that tim and damian have the classic sibling dynamic okay.

they will be way each others throats but if tim gets seriously injured, damian is at his bedside waiting for him to get up and shooing everyone else away bc “tim needs rest” (and vice versa)

they’re the kind of brothers to make fun of one another while it’s just them two, but as soon as any of their other siblings are in the room it’s them against the world (and they’re winning)

tim and damian trash talk both each other and other people at whatever gala they’re at. “that woman was flirting with you. if only she realized you have an atrocious personality under all that ugliness and money.” “tough talk for a bitch who can’t reach the top shelf yet.”

they are each others ride or die but also if one of them ends up dead it’s bc the other finally snapped

[lyculuscaelus]

The way you can put Odysseus in so many situations like Friends to Lovers, Hurt/Comfort, Hurt/No Comfort, Soulbond, Presumed Dead, Modern AU, Angst, Fluff, etc., literally proves him to be the one living up to his epithet, Odysseus polytropos, aka, the man of many tropes

[allpiesforourown]

To explain the difference, this is what female ♀️ Shen Yuan dresses like:

And this is what male ♂️ Shen Yuan dresses like:

[neverfilth]

Outdated meme for the 1% of moral orel fans who also like jem

(if you exist hi 🥹)

[pistachi0art]

This is how Act 1 opens right

[nobetafortomorrowedie]

why does mormonism make being sad or unhappy a sin. why do they do that

[r0b1ee]

Choose your fighter

[inamindfarfaraway]

Sofia the First is like if Superman were a Disney Princess and Elena of Avalor is like if Batman were a Disney Princess. Except the Disney Junior shows are truer to the DC superheroes’ themes and spirit than a great deal of media about the superheroes are. I will not elaborate.