#if you don't know what I'm talking about

[firinnie]

Me who tries to do a Human au for Greek gods without pathology and incest :D

Me when I realize that Dionysus is both great-grandson and half-brother to Ares :{

[captain-krazy]

Okay.... I need someone to yell at me to go work on that room again!!!

[berryless]

"Alright," Tav said after a pause. "As long as only people you sink your teeth in are either future corpses or willing participants, I've no problem with it."

"That's the most surprising," Astarion couldn't stop his brows from rising higher. "I expected you to be…more prudent about this. Not that I'm complaining. Obviously."

"So far we've met but a couple of goblins who deserved whatever was coming their way, so don't be too hopeful about your diet." Her playful reprimand was softened by a chuckle, "But I don't expect to plow our way to creche without meeting at least a handful of bandits or other unsavory fellows. And if we're so forced to confront them in battle, there's little difference between them dying under your dagger or under your teeth. The least they can do is to stave your bout of hunger, no?"

"A-ah, ever a rational thinker. If my heart wasn't dead, it might've just skipped a beat."

Astarion leaned to her with a smile on his lips, catching and gauging her reaction. Tav stayed still, arms crossed as she allowed him closer, though she appeared unmoved by such approach. A pity.

"Well then, I don't suppose you would include yourself to the list of the willing participants again this night, would you?" he still asked, a little hopeful. Though not without fussing, Tav once agreed to lend him her blood, and he remembered the taste with fondness.

She rolled her eyes in thought, clearly contemplating the proposition.

"Tomorrow," she decided finally. "I'll ask Shadowheart to prepare a spell to deal with my bloodloss."

Astarion sighed, disappointed, but not surprised—having fun and a full stomach every day was outside of his expectations anyway.

"Fine. I'll stay put for tonight, but be aware, I would spend my every waking moment consumed with thirst and much anticipation," Astarion whispered, close enough for his words to tickle her ear. His smile was practiced, with just enough promise to make her breath stagnate.

As much as Tav loved keeping her calm, the fact that he was affecting her didn't slip past him. His lips quivered, bending into a satisfied grin that Astarion quickly erased.

He knew enough to see how long this little game would take. He didn't mind it, though. As long as he was winning.

[i-promise-i-am-not-on-drugs]

PEOPLE, my mom just told me that she started to see a therapist today! And she'll see them again once a week for some time!! I'm so proud of her!!! :)

[hybrid-battle]

Who's gonna tell them?

[the-selfinsert]

Man, shoutout Flowey for being just like us fr

A 9-year-old who thought Sans was the absolute coolest thing ever

[theknifeclown]

Go cry about it

[orphanblaque]

i'm watching season 2 of the bear and in one episode one of the characters says the phrase "streets ahead" and he just throws it out like it's nothing, like it's a common phrase, like we should be hearing it all the time. you did it pierce. you did it.

[bricalous]

i wonder how much sleep mr. woodiam loses because someone managed to dig up kill teaser and now We Know

[crazyboy3million]

[lock-my-feelings-in-a-jar]

okay but malcolm is actually pretty good at acting like he got punched in the face and i wanna point that out

[innitnotfound]

What is your guilty pleasure?

Every pleasure is a guilty pleasure when you live your entire life after cringe culture /hj

But honestly, too fucking many to name tbh. Like they're not morally bad or anything, just.... Odd. Hence the reason they're guilty pleasures.

One thing I WILL admit to tho is having mcsm episode 6/mcsm episode 6 yter/mcsm episode 6 adjacent yter brainrot. I've had it for years now, and that goddamn r/imsorryjon esque au is proof

[playcraze]

I'm just saying...... we all wanted to be Lilly in the RV scene 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

[lectorel]

Why does this remind me of three wolf moon?

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Hey now, Let her cook!

[artkaninchenbau]

A h-heartfelt reunion..?

Bonus