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sorry.i am not the bigger person cuz im 5'4" i will do something about it
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Being friends with college students in the dating scene means that you have to supportively stand by while the "they've been such a dry texter lately I think they're messing with me" followed up inevitably by "I should be a dry texter to mess with them" feedback loop takes over their life for like 2 weeks out of every month. Just start hitting each other already
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Anyway I’m always thinking about how other characters/the skills talk abt kim and harry
This game man
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kids on roblox are inventing brand new monetization schemes that could kill an EA exec
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Man, I almost drank myself to death yesterday, I can't even remember my name, if only there was someone that could help me.
The the trustworthy and saint-like lieutenant:
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pig iron freak
Im extremely sick of u and your nasty shit u have never been nice to me ive been trying to hand out grape vines and other shit and be the bigger bitch but u never give me anything in return cold ass bitch fuck u nasty ass bitch u always bully me because u can and never because u should fucking nasty bithc i want u to go fuck yourself and do something beside torture me well u cant because u arent talented like me and u dont have no rocket boots or nothing at all poor ass bitchhh im honestly fed up and tired with this shit and im done im just done ive been havcing lots of problems with myself and my image especialy how my skin is made of metal its so cold and i never feel good about it its all because of your sick little venom tongue which was made to suck dog dick cuz well i cant ever imagine u ever doing anything else with that nasty ass dracula tongue since u just have to always be harasing my ass and making me feel so bad bitch be sayinbg shit all the time always being negative cuz u mad u dont have my life i have so much fun and im always feeling really good and i love my alloy body and what u say doesnt do shit to me cuz im more mature than u little freak stupid little nasty freak ius jealous i make money and u dont i get men much sexier than anything u could ever pull and its because i have a delightful style that keeps me in the loop with lots of good fun ppl who care about me and well your the only person in my liufe thats nasty as fuck and always a dick to me for no reason i have lots of friends but i bet u have more enemies cuz i sure im one of many tortured angels u touch with your rotten finger
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Saw the most baffling truck and parking job today
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