#if u were curious

[f4rlands]

you know when you read a fic so good that you spend the whole time going. god i don’t wanna keep reading bc that means ill get to the end

[puppybearuniverse]

fucked up that one of the most profound and heartbreaking bands in the world is called the mountain goats. they crave that mineral and the mineral is found in my tears.

[tangy-soup]

research moment.

[starscelly]

good morning in 12hrs the dallas stars play hockey that matters again ✨

[fitsinthepalm]

my silly sock has pizza bananas and a little fish

[blessingsareallaround-justlook]

new jerseyians n new yorkers im spinning @ a bar called old flings in les at 10

[hardpuzzles]

hell on earth

[xenasaur]

<3

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[datpiranha]

Trying out new apps on the android tablet I gifted myself

Also a decent reflection of my brains pace atm. Very happy when Christmas is over..

[eggmuffinwaffles]

NEW ASK GAME but you don’t get to know what the questions are. good luck.

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[lonelyplanetfag]

the misgendering never ends!

[rebeljyn]

SONG OF THE YEAR!! I say about a song that came out 7 years ago

[hollisiguess]

Just read a book that’s hanahaki but not, published before the hanahaki trope existed

[w00fies]

aw man i just realized i had the perfect opportunity to make a end of year wrap up joke about how many nudes i took last year

[inkskinned]

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

[adjectiveadjectiveadjective]

becoming a baker..

these ones are my favorite children

and... i definetely love them all equally. ,,, even the burnt. ones...