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No better time than now to show off my labour of love that I’ve been working on for the past year. It is fucking massive (can of Pam for size reference) and has taken way longer than initially expected.

Xoxo - Tucker

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every dog has its day but i wasted mine

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i don't know what to do

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fuuuuuuck. northern downpour

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insane idea I know. but do any of my Tumblr mutuals want to be penpals. im being so for real right now i want a pen pal and i want one stat. a bonus would be that you would get homemade zines of my deranged ramblings

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i love when you just click the share link on a picture on your phone and you get a bunch of batshit insane options. yeah let me email this selfie to the periodontist office. let me send this to my boss on teams. perfect suggestions.

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my car got stolen today and i had this conversation with a cop

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"in the future, boys and girls will be next to impossible to tell apart. even in bed."

-- david byrne

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like the most politically neutered movie of all time unironically

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someone needs to actually kill elon musk like this is a rare case where killing one guy will actually somewhat improve society

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Blows my mind how there’s ppl that are straight up lik “I don’t watch movies” “I don’t really like music” “I don’t care about food” “I don’t read books” what exactly do you like or do ever

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Right so back in The Day the science men would diagnose "woman having a problem we don't understand" as hysteria and blame a "wandering womb," that is, a woman's uterus just up and wandering around inside her body and going places it shouldn't and causing problems. And obviously we now know that that's not how things work.

However.

Endometriosis is understood to be caused by uterine tissue growing where it shouldn't. Which is like. Just a little too close to the wandering womb theory. It makes me so mad because the wandering womb theory is such absolutely heinous bullshit that it does nooot deserve to have maybe technically been slightly a little bit correct completely by accident. It does not deserve even that. But here we are.

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“Unable to reblog this post.” tch… i didnt think it was that good of a post anyways…

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this is the funniest online overreaction ive seen and nothing will ever beat it

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Average cube behavior