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frownyalfred · 3 months ago

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hey! coming over to dc from marvel and the timelines are confusing me lmao. which continuity is considered “canon”?

#if this isn't a joke #then I am so so so sorry anon #the answer is....any and none of them #people pick one depending on the weather #or who they're beefing with on tumblr rn #dc #dc comics #marvel #marvel comics #I'm crying #not happy tears #the tears of someone realizing other people don't go through this #other fandoms have singular canon #singular continuity #not this hellscape

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starlightfae · 1 month ago

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me, last week: my favorite holiday is coming up :3c mom: ? easter? st patrick's day? me: no no, it's not a holiday as in 'you get time off work' me: me: unless you and your coworkers all do something really funny

#BEWARE!#BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH #ides of march #i mean. you'd get time off work i guess?? but not in a good way #disclaimer: this is a joke #murder isn't funny! (except for when it is)

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lazylittledragon · 1 year ago

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can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

#ramble #if you say unalive in front of me i will personally kill you with my hands #you just can't muffle and censor and hold someone's hand through some things #some things are horrible. and they should be spoken aloud and they should upset you. because they are horrible #the second we started kidzbopifying the world was the end of taking anything seriously i think #i'm not even joking i've spoken to people older than me who won't even say the world sex #this isn't the playground you're not going to get in trouble just let us say the word!!!!!!#how am i supposed to listen to you when you won't even say the thing you're supposed to be talking about #yes this is the fault of the platforms with their censorship rules but the fact that we all just go along with it like it's not dystopian #you do know it doesn't stop with cursing right. people are already having to censor queer terms because they get flagged as inappropriate

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bereft-of-frogs · 1 year ago

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There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation

because WHAT are people talking about sometimes

#aka: genuinely sometimes I think I live in a parallel universe and simply watched/read different things #full disclosure it does make you feel like a killjoy sometimes #because often times these fanons will be presented in a silly jokey manner #'oh so silly isn't this character so funny this is just my silly little headcanon'#and it's like yes yes lol lol but ok look me in the eyes and tell me you know that this is #at best only one interpretation of many and at worst simply not supported by the text at all #please tell me you know that #or in one specific example such a ubiquitous joke that is literally a significant theme of the work and i feel like SUCH a killjoy #being like 'ok yes very funny.....you know that was a major theme right?? tell me you know that'

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january-summers · 1 year ago

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"AO3 doesn't need a "dislike" button"

Um, actually, it already has one. Depending on your specs, it might look a little different but over all it looks kinda like this:

You can find it at the corner of your screen, which corner is dependent on your layout.

Anyway, if you dislike a fic, you can hit this Dislike Button until the fic goes away. It really is pretty amazing actually.

#just blog stuff #ao3 #this is a joke except it isn't #nothing prompted this everything is fine don't even worry about it

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lotus-pear · 1 month ago

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on everyone's SOUL she's the least benched character in the entire game ‼️‼️

#two posts in 48 hours ⁉️⁉️ art block has NOTHING on me #i don't trust ppl who bench ann she literally hits like a truck and has the best status ailment inflictions aside from black mask akechi #she NEVER leaves my team my beautiful gf (real) 🙏🏼#i've been watching my friend play p5 and i was instantly struck again by how impeccable her character is i genuinely love her sm #forever hating atlus for giving her all that backstory and making her one of the strongest female characters in the entire series #just to reduce her to the fanservice archetype after kamoshidas palace and constantly objectify her in crude jokes for a laugh #she deserves sm better auughh my girl.....#persona 5 #persona 5 royal #p5 #p5r #ann takamaki #takamaki ann #lotus draws #also i did her outfit by memory so my b if it isn't accurate i couldn't be fucked to look at a reference image

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technically-human · 1 month ago

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First meeting

#stobotnik #doctor ivo robotnik #agent stone #sonic movie universe #i hope you all are noticing what i'm doing with stone's clothes specifically #white shirt pre robotnik black to fit his goth boss then colors when ivo starts wearing red #also i know we all like to think robotnik hated being assigned an agent but i present to you:#he sees it as a symbol of status kinda. stone hates being here #it just feels right to me. it's not that robotnik thinks the agent will be useful at all #he's just pleased that he got one #everyone else has an assistant why shouldn't he?#this ties to a very very stupid headcanon i have #and it's that robotnik's blood type is O negative #HEAR ME OUT he would hate that. he would hate being an universal donnor because he doesn't care about saving lives of humans ew #but then stone is also O negative so that means robotnik can receive blood from him if necessary #and that's mostly the reason why he was chosen to be his assistant #ivo is too important to die! and O negative blood isn't that common #Stone knows but probably no one told robotnik #then of course imagine stone getting injured and needing blood and ivo is like wait i can do that it doesn't matter what his blood type is #you get the point #i think. i'm pretty sure there was a point #oh well #oh the no hr joke. they're a shady goverment organization i don't think they treat their people that well #that being said maybe robotnik's treatment of stone was the reason they had to get an hr department who knows

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stump-not-found · 2 months ago

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great talks to have before shooting bill with a big gun

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sharing just the lines too because i worked hard on themm

#gravity falls #gf theseus’ guide #standford pines #stanley pines #dipper pines #mabel pines #stump art #comic #file this under entirely too high effort for a joke that isn't even mine #i never have a reason to do clean lines tho #anyways read my fic .#blease

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chaotic-neutral-knitter · 1 year ago

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I must not respond to the bad take. Responding to the bad take is the mind-killer. Responding to the bad take is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face the bad take. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the bad take has gone there will be nothing. Only I (and my good takes) will remain.

#my nonsense #surely someone has made this exact post already #I want to clarify that this isn't even really about anything I just thought of the joke and thus was compelled to make it

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mellosdrawings · 2 months ago

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Crack idea done between two commissions.

Rip customer service dude. You're back for 4 years and even more mess to deal with 🫡

#i'd like to promise this isn't yet another au but i know better than to promise anything #for now though it's just a one time joke #mello's drawings #twisted wonderland #twst #twst yuu #twst mc #dire crowley #twst grim #ace trappola #deuce spade #my art #Mr Customer Service Dude

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 11 months ago

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The squad of all time has arrived on scene.

#dungeon meshi #mithrun #Cithis Ofri #Pattadol #Fleki #Lycion #Otta #Happy Canary Debut Day! These guys wont really get to be very present until the next season of Dungeon Meshi #But I can still be excited to see them animated!!!#Shout out to Pattadol - I also tend to occupy 'The Punchline' niche of the friendgroup.#The punchline differs from 'The Jester' who willingly absorbs the jokes. The punchline is often unwillingly the joke.#You are either the one no one likes or the well beloved little-sibiling-esque friend. Good luck figuring out which!#Yes it is canon that Otta is into Women. YES she dates younger women and dumps them when they age.#This isn't a fan made bit. It's real.#Dungeon Meshi has no romance but it does have canonically queer characters.#Shipping is fine and all but it is a running theme in the series than *everyone* who expresses romantic interest in someone -#-finds that love unrequited. Just something to be mindful of to measure your expectations of this series!#Ah! In other housekeeping notes; I'm going to *try* and add Alt Text to my dungeon meshi thurday posts going forwards.#I might not be able to do it day of but I will try to get it done within a week.

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nyancrimew · 8 months ago

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#this is a joke about the “humans saw this and invented <technology>” meme #this isn't a joke about the fibonacci sequence specifically yall are writing fanfic about my meme in the notes

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joycrispy · 2 years ago

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Zepotha will never be Goncharov because when it comes down to it, tumblr culture is collaborative, while tiktok culture is merely iterative, and those are not the same thing.

#also because tumblr has a very specific way that it interacts with the media it loves #like make no mistake; when we made Goncharov we were a little bit making fun of ourselves #and the way we project high emotion and significance onto even the smallest details #(also the way we want everything to be gay)#tiktok isn’t doing that. they think the joke is the fake movie itself. but the fake movie isn't really the point.#the point is the fake FANDOM #goncharov

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 3 months ago

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genuinely is my brain erasing itself or is google/tumblr censoring that post about notre dame and old growth forests.