#if only..

[caffeine-high]

"god sends us men when we want them"

-van Helsing

[cetoddle]

moms telling me abt how my sisters rich mother in law was taking her shopping and sister felt uncomfortable letting someone spend money on expensive clothes and i was like damn if you’re gonna be a baby about it ill go shopping with her next time and mom yelled at me saying she raised me better than that blah blah

[yeonggisbitch]

just lenore and her 3 adopted kids

[bear-man74]

I wanted rbs to come to yt too so.. i made a playlist of things I'd rb :》》

[rivilu]

I'm not one for comparing the two since I find them very different, but one thing I will give to bg3 over pwotr is the ability to end a quest early by counterspelling the enemy's dimension door

[godspouse]

dream blunt rotation: jenny holzer, anne carson, cm punk

[ryan-sometimes]

Do non Brazilians/Filipinos know about Brazilippines…. Brazilians and Filipinos randomly decided that we were two sides of the same coin and have now become besties

[knxfesck]

"I hate tiktok" you don't even know about Mr Lagoon

[toonstarterz]

I found out japanese fans are calling this the "american comic book-style marcille"

i'm WHEEZING LMAO

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.

[stuckinapril]

people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets

[churroach]

Looking respectfully

(EDIT: fellas, it’s really not that deep. Anyone starting beef over this stupid drawing getting blocked, i dont care to argue with people who come and judge me (a stranger) in bad faith. A bit dissapointed that this joke post is what’s getting the most attention but alas that’s the internet for ya i guess.)

[some-pers0n]

I hate how people will look at popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok and start making fun of anybody who listens to them. "Oh you listen to Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Glass Animals, and Mother Mother? Tsk, don't you know that is stupid TikTok neurodivergent white transmasc preteen music? It's so mid and bad you should listen to real music–" you are a pit of misery

[aropride]

interaction i have with shocking regularity is when someone’s complaining abt someone they know and theyre like “ughh they’re 21 and dont have a job and refuse to learn to drive” and then they remember who they’re talking to (me. 21 cant work cant drive) and go like