#if only i could turn them into stickers 😔

[maudiemoods]

KISSY KISS?

Kisses for sun and moon fnaf

[scalproie]

stuff I noticed on (???)th rewatch:

Even tho for plot reasons it cant be him, Laurence Fishburne aka Alpha Trion voices the narrator in the archives, fitting since Alpha Trion was the prime in charge of preserving history

Steve Blum voices one of the guard

Shockwave alt mode model spotted when Orion was falling

Orion was just about to enter the miners barracks when when he got caught up while he was fleeing from the archives

Love the little details of the miners knowing each other (miners going "oh. It's Orion." when he was on the train or Moonracer and D-16 silently aknowledging one another, or later the miners from their sectors recognizing them in the race)

Jazz behind Orion in the train and Ironhide talking with Arcee in the background

Cute

Kinda horrifying that they are supposed to leave a fellow bot to die as per protocol. I guess one bot dying is better than three but still, you could already see the system was unfair, they did save Jazz but got no recognition for it. Also despite her irritation, Elita was throwing those supporting sticks like javelins to help them

Jazz being cared for by a cogless bot who looks a bit like ratchet, tho it cant be ratchet since he's namedropped as a doctor later

D-16 helping Orion up

Before she got fired and based on their miner badges, D-16 was a tier away from being at Elita's rank (meanwhile Orion's a shit miner based on his badge alone)

Wheeljack most likely also being fired by Darkwing in the background (speaking of, its funny that the explosion started with Wheeljack)

The scrapped punching bag still being in the background in the barracks

Orion's hand on D-16's shoulder when Sentinel talks about the matrix, then him taking it away when he says he didnt find it

D-16 probably has changed berth before, at the end of the movie, we see that he initially added a huge Megatronus sticker to its left side, but the one we see him sleep in doesnt have it, or maybe in 50 cycles, the sticker simply got damaged with time and had to be removed.

Speaking of, D-16's sticker got damaged FAST

Steve Blum also voices the Iacon 5000 announcer, it wouldnt surprise me that hed be one of the voice actors with the most appearances in the transformers franchise as a whole😊

I believe the only mention of the term "cybertronian" in the movie is when Sentinel calls the Iacon citizens his "cybertronian family"

Sentinel lied about the "tomorrow all shifts will be off" for the day of the race: when we first see Orion and D-16 in the race, it cuts to Elita and a few other bots working

Iacon 5000 board:

fairly consistent and lots of familiar names! (RODDY!!! He was in 6th place before falling back to 9th😔, and Chromia climbed her way up until she was second place at the very end before winning)

D-16's quiet "what is happening" during the big laugh

Darkwing actually being a decepticon in G1 is gonna be so funny in this continuity. Hey what if the guy you relentlessly bullied turned into not only your future boss but also one of the two strongest individuals on this planet and he is known for his rage and lust for revenge

The gag of Bee showing the duo what his job is and telling them he's supposed to pick out what's salvagable among the trash while his helmet he uses as an exemple, smth clearly useful, is just fucking gone in the fire

Nitpicking here and 100% paying attention to details that dont matter but Alpha Trion's map reinforce my belief that cybertron is like. A Tiny Planet. Perhaps the train is incredibly fast and get them closer to the location but it still only take them a day on foot (and later on wheels) to get halfway across the planet

"Easy! ... But it wont be easy."

Prowl and Ironhide loading the crates onto the train, then the two talking in the bg, then finally leaving when Elita goes to investigate the train

Speaking of, love the locked crates system, its clever

Also Elita showing she already know how to fight by the way she beat the trio's ass, which explains her fighting skills later in the movie, she's not a badass out of nowhere

This sign which after looking a while at the cybertronian alphabet I believe say "No Bot Here"? (Not sure on the "Here")

Bee shoving Orion away from the falling crate in the train

Cybertron constantly shifting💖 that planet is alive💖

D-16 helping Bee out of the ground

Orion waiting for D-16 to catch up

Cybertron is also 75% metallic rock formations apparently, judging by the scenery the gang passes by

In addition, everything organic looks foreign, so this is more going into hc territory but maybe the quintessons did bought organic flora with them during the war, "contaminating" the planet, which then could grow into forests

D-16 is downright TINY next to Megatronus' head, which makes the comparaison with Megatron at the end (who is most likely as tall as Megatronus thanks to his cog and his second transformation) kinda jarring

A flower straight up has teeth, I genuinely dont believe its native to Cybertron

Alpha Trion says the war against the quintessons lasted "thousand of cycles" and its fascinating to me: the original storyboards had Orion stating that the war had been over for 1000 cycles- now changed to 50 cycles for the movie and 1) it means that Sentinel's reign is RIDICULOUSLY SHORT all things considered, this is like, after 10 years of war, being in charge only for a MONTH before it all comes crashing down... (now that I think about it, I think my brain wouldve liked the original "Sentinel ruled for 1000 cycles" more) and 2) it somewhat gives me the impression that cybertronians are... actually pretty young? As a race?

During the sand flashback, Prima (or Liege Maximo, they have the same colors here) goes down first buried under Quintessons

Optimus will inherit his matrix axe from Zeta

Also Zeta's head looks like a crown

The Quintessons' main ship not only look organic, which is gross and cool af, but the entrance from which the quintessons soldiers and general came down straight up looks like a mouth with teeth

Orion shaking his head when D-16 says he only cares about himself

Biolights visible during the gang's first transformations💙

D-16 and Elita bumping each other after their transformation, Orion bonks Bee in the chest as well

D-16 IMMEDIATELY putting his fists up at the noise, voice already getting lower too

Big mushrooms

Even bigger trees, the trunk alone must be the size of a human skyscraper, and THIS looks like a proper forest with dirt and everything

Cute

D-16's eyes go from yellow with tint of orange to full orange after he goes "I. Got. It." to Orion. They go back to yellow the next time we see him

Sentinel kept the Primes' table with all thirteen chairs

Luna-1 and 2 cameos

THEY REFER TO THE PLACE WHERE THE HIGH GUARD IS HIDING AS A "BUSTED OLD SHIP", IT STILL HAS FLESH AND BONES AND AN ACTUAL SPINE, WHICH MEANS ITS A QUINTESSON'S SHIP AND YES THEY ARE ALIVE

They really build a fort around this ship, it has barricades and everything

People already know this but Starscream's throne resembles his crown and cape from the '86 movie

D-16 shakes his head when Bee calls the High Guard "prestigious", this is after the shot on his perplexed face when Starscream gives them their options

D-16 also clench his fist in the bg when Starscream mention they saw Sentinel's betrayal and when the Primes fell

RAMJET POG

Everyone already noticed D-16 licking his teeth before the headbutt

Btw how did the High Guard know his full actual name? Orion only ever called him "Dee"

Thrust was SUPER into D-16's speech

Obvious, but D-16's fully go orange at that point

Airachnid and Sentinel's forces shoot yellow blasts, the High Guard shoots purple

Again, another one people know about but Thundercracker swaps with Skywarp between shots (G1 ref💖)

Nothing that proves this, but there seems to be two types of roads in Iacon: permanent ones, and the ones that build themselves as you drive on them, when Orion jumps down to Iacon, he lands on a road and then changes to a autonomous one

THEY GOT ROBO-STREET FIGHTER

The plaza they fight on at the end is directly below the prime tower

If you wanna have fun just focus on any background fight between a seeker and an eradicon when they fight in the tower

In the dogfight before they leave the tower you have Soundwave blasting bots away from Shockwave's tail and then Stascream doing the same for Soundwave before also blasting a bot Orion kicked away. Teamwork

Sentinal has his IDW mask!

D-16 is shooting at Sentinel in tank mode in the background while Orion, Elita and Bee make their way to the broadcast station

It looks like Elita crashed through an office

First look at maccadam maybe? (And was able to at least translate what was above the screen)

I have nothing to say for Sentinel's entire execution scene. Got caught up in it again. Cinema.

The ground literally make way for Orion's falling body and then Primus(' spark) himself grabs him to accelerate his fall toward him

Soundwave, Shockwave and Starscream uses each their specific weapons during the "All hail Megatron" part

Optimus tucks his head in turtle-style to dodge Megatron's bullets and its a neat callback to when he transformed for the first time

Ive noticed they often use smoke to save budget by not showing transformation sequences but its ok bc this still looks cool af, they still showed Megatron transform into his tank mode and you can see his head disappearing under the cannon I love it

Megatron can reattach mid-transformation his tank cannon that Optimus tore away and shoot him afterward with it, god this is so fucking dope

This fight is sick as fuck

Optimus looks SO confused just before his axe manifest

Out of the SSSquad, Soundwave completely miss his entrance and slide across accomplishing nothing, he misses his next punch too, Shockwave straight up does not leave the ground 0.5 seconds after he enters the fight, and at least Starscream has the most action out of all of them but also he still gets yeeted into oblivion

You can see Optimus' axe go from his left hand to his right to cut through Megatron's fusion cannons, the yellow energy passes by the matrix and you can see it via his biolights, which btw were lit since he manifested his axe in the first place

Megatron's shaky breaths

Megatron's split-second bitter smile before he spat that "Prime"

And finally, the red paint of Optimus reflecting on Megatron, making his face as red as his eyes

During the flashback, the words "D-16" and "Megatronus Prime" on the berth are written in english and not with cybertronian letters

Also I love pain and being in pain

Megatron was driving a whole 90° up to the surface holy shit

Handsome

The movie takes over the span of 4 days:

Orion trespasses into the archives in the morning of the first day defore work, they have a "normal" day at work afterward and Elita gets demoted, Sentinel announces the Iacon 5000 and Orion wakes D-16 during the night to tell him his plan to run in the race

Second day and day of the race, we have seen that Sentinal have lied about the "tomorrow all shifts off" line so yeah, bots were still working and still had to work after the race, which probably took place only in the morning. Then enough time has passed when Orion and D-16 waited in the medical bay for miners to go back to work and reach 150% quota, then they got dumped with Bee at sublevel 50 and the next instance of time we see is when the train leaves for the surface, during the time we see Iacon at night, so this whole ordeal of waiting and escaping probably took all afternoon and likely night.

Then we see either the sun rising while the quartet in on the train, I choose to believe its the sun rising since we just saw Iacon at night. Anyway then it'd be day 3: they travel to the location of Alpha Trion and escape Quintessons in the morning, witness Sentinel's betrayal, get their cogs and transform for the first time in the afternoon, then travel back to Iacon at night and get caught by the High Guard, then Airachnid embushes the High Guard and there's the whole battle.

Orion gets out of the rubble and its no longer night, so that's day 4, then the rest of the movie happens till the end, and based on the lighting, Id say it took place almost entirely during that morning

We mightve gotten a glimpse of Jazz's alt mode in the epilogue

AAAAAAH

Counting the end credits scene, the movie ends with the 80s decepticons logo!

AAAAAAAAAH

I love this movie Im gonna rewatch another five times

[whyareyoulookingatmelikethat]

Guys...guys the voices consumed me. I made an Dandy's World OC...😔

Name: Twist(Called Twisty by her friend Meta)

Pronouns: She/Her

(Adult)

Type: Distractor/Support

Stats:

Health: ♡♡♡

Skill Check: ☆

Movement Speed: ☆☆☆☆

Stamina: ☆☆☆☆☆

Stealth: ☆☆

Extraction Speed: ☆☆☆

Game Mechanics(Playing):

Requirements to buy:

3000 Ichor

100% research on Twisted Meta

Dandy dialogue when buying her:

“Ah, Twist! I often see her playing with Toodles.”

Active Ability: Lullaby

Lowers speed of any twisteds in range by 15% for 25 seconds. Has a cooldown of 45 secs. Helps people catch their breath/regen stamina.

When in a run with another player who's using Meta, she'll get a speed buff of 10%. If there's a Twisted Meta on a floor, she'll get a -10% speed debuff. The player using Meta and Twisted Meta(if on the same floor) cancel each other out.

Game Mechanics(Twisted):

Rare(Due to her song's hypnotizing ability)

Speed: Average

Attention Span: Average

Detection Range: Low

Mechanic: Has a song that will temporarily hypnotize the player into going towards them.(More details below)

Has a recording made for children to help them calm down that will eerily play once in a while. It’s become staticy and quiet since she was turned into a Twisted, and so is somehow hypnotizing. If she's spotted you and the tune plays, you'll walk towards her for 1.0 seconds. The outcome of this purely depends on if you have bad timing, how far away from her you are, and how slow your character is. If you happen to be playing the character Meta, you'll be drawn to her until she takes one heart of damage from you.

Half of the planets that normally would circle around her head have been dipped in ichor, and the other half have pieces broken off of them. The once pure white hoop that holds all the planets has also been splattered with ichor. ...You can see smudges if you look closely.

When she pauses in her walking(like Tisha), she’ll occasionally stare at one of her planets and reach up to tug it. It's a habit(caused by stress) she's kept through becoming Twisted.

Trinket:

Glow-in-the-Dark Stars

You’ll stand out more to Twisteds, especially on blackouts. The darker it is, the more bright the stickers. Lowers your stealth by 1☆ and increases Twisted Detection Range by 15%(towards you) on normal rounds, 30% more on Blackouts. Only useful for distractors. Not recommended to use for any other role, like extractors, unless you want the game to be a lot harder. Could be useful for being a backup distractor who needs to pull the twisteds away from the main distractor or someone else.(Oof…Shrimpo with Brick and this trinket, man.)

Twisted Research Description:

Crushed by the disappearence of her childhood friend Meta, the ichor would soon consume all rational thought this poor toon had in her head, includng all the memories she had. Now she roams the halls playing an eerie song that may do more than wanted…

Might make art for her eventually, idk. I kinda wanna make conversations and quotes for her too...like you know, conversations between two toons in the elevator, dialogue pop-ups when you complete a machine, use your active ability, etc?

[toad-bread]

Enhypen going to your piano recital 🎹 🎵

Paring→ Enhypen x Female Reader

Warnings→ Reader tripping, teasing, hitting, Sunghoon and Niki being a tease to Female Reader

Note→ Uh, I wanted to write this because I played piano when I was younger and it was a horrible experience so I kinda forgot. 💀 Don’t get me started with the title names I’ve got on my piece I had to play-

Wc→ 651

Heesung (희승)

This guy….he’ll literally do anything to support you. Which means getting the best seat to see you perform. He would be clapping for the other performers, but when it was your turn he started to jump in his seat excitedly and clapped 100x more. He was happy the entire time after you played. But the only thing he didn’t like is when he couldn't go backstage to see you close up, but whatever next time he’ll find a way. 🙂

Jay (제이)

Lol he would buy you treats for you and a bouquet that is twice the size of a normal one. He would try to go backstage but got declined for trying to bribe the people that are guarding the backstage that he has ‘VIP’ access to see you, and you only <3. He would definitely smirk after your performance while giving ‘that is my partner�� look. Would take you out on a date after. You wondered, all of that for a piano performance? But you wouldn’t mind at all-

Jake (제이크

He would bring a sign. Jake, this isn’t a concert but okay-. The sign would have your name with hearts, stickers, glitter, colorful stuff, you name it. Jake would be so honored to go to your performance. Would cling onto you after your performance. He. would. Not. let. Go. Literally. But could you blame him? He was just so proud of you and amazed with your piece and visual-.

Sunghoon (성훈)

STOP, he would lowkey shush people if they are talking during your lovely performance. In awe with you, honestly couldn’t care less about other people playing. He would focus on you the whole time. Wouldn’t show much emotion with others though 😔. He wouldn’t show much emotion during your performance but behind doors he is going to cuddle and praise you. You had to get used to his switching personality cause you always get confused if he is the same person out in public.

Sunoo (선우)

OH MY GOSH HE WOULD BE SCREAMING, CRYING, CLAPPING, JUMPING UP FROM HIS SEAT WHEN YOU FIRST COME ON STAGE AND LEAVING THE STAGE. But he will try and remain calm. He is a bit shy but he would have a big smile on his face! Would drag the members to watch you. The members were clapping after you played but Sunoo on the other hand…..he threatened them to clap louder for you. “Woah Sunoo what’s with the switch?” Sunghoon teased. Sunoo would just ignore him because he is watching you STUNNINGLY. Would run up to you and hug the crap out of you. This mochi will spoil you after! 

Jungwon (정원)

This cat perked up when you said that you were having a performance. He would smile at you while you played. Would praise you and give you small trinkets that remind him of you. “This rock reminds me of you?” You spoke. Jungwon just nodded silently at you and hugged you, rubbing his hair against your neck which made you giggle. Would cuddle you after <3 (Got inspired by my other post, Why do I keep on writing less for Jungwon???? He is literally my bias wrecker)

Niki (西村力)

Naw he didn’t even know you played piano.😐 Really? The piano in your place, he didn’t bat an eye at it? Niki, hello do you have eyes?  Would raise his brow at you to say, you play piano…? You smacked the living daylights out of him. He apologized to you and went to see you play. He would smile at you when you finished. You got caught off guard because THE NISHIMURA  is smiling at you all of a sudden? You ended up tripping on air- 🙂 Niki would definitely laugh and would non stop tease you. You threatened him to stop or else you aren’t going to tell him the next time you play. 

I’m literally editing this, freezing during a snow storm rn in my house so I need to finish this before my internet gets cut out 😋♥︎

[justaz]

Thoughts while reading COTG

if you even care 😔

Percy’s new school being set in a former elementary school???? Sobbing.

“Down every hall, I could find cherry reminders of the school’s former childhood - smudges of finger paint on the walls, unicorn stickers peeling off the fire extinguishers, the occasional ghostly whiff of fruit juice and graham crackers.”

Literally a metaphor for the audience. We’ve grown with the books and the stories and characters are a reminder of our childhood even as we enter or figure out adulthood

God I’ve missed the silly goofy chapter titles

Jumpscare. I thought Rick upped the rating for this book.

“If you’ve concluded that Poseidon is a ‘hands-off’ type of parent, you win the chicken-dinner award. I didn’t even meet him until I was in middle school, when (purely by coincidence) he needed something from me.”

My eyes caught the word “purely” in parenthesis and I thought Percy was calling his dad a pussy.

DEBT FOR EXISTING?????? Broooooooooo…..I’d pull a Luke wtf are y’all talking about. I’d be PISSED

The fire escape being their happy place>>>

“It was hard to be sad when I’m with Annabeth.”

Whipped

THE WHOLE FIRE ESCAPE SCENE!!! I’m crying they’re so cute

Damn Percy, checking out Ganymede then asking him out then calling him pretty AND THEN checking out the barista’s muscles?? Gay ass

THE NOSTALGIA FOR CHILDHOOD??? Back to my first point, literally a reference to the readers, to us, I’m going to cry again

Grover being a third wheel LMFAOO

His history teacher being named Mr. Christ…………Literally Jesus Christ I will not be accepting any criticism. It makes a bit of sense for Jesus to work in a school, I guess. Anyways I know in my balls that was Rick making the Christian pantheon canon. Bye.

THE BOOMER BURN LMFAOOO GET THEIR ASSES PERCY

Grover headbutting Percy <3

Percabeth can’t sing. Soulmates

“Inside I still felt eight years old and ready to cry” Maybe it's because I’m turning twenty soon and aging and whatnot, but this whole theme of childhood and growing up is getting to me man

AC + PJ STOPPPPP

Why did she mention Luke?? That came out of left field honestly

Damn Annie, he falls off a cliff with you and you push him off one later. Harsh 😔✊

Oop, Percy’s getting maaaaddd, can’t wait to see how this goes down

LMFAO Annabeth making him skip, she’s so

Zeus striking Percy’s kite with lightning 😭 He’s such a hater

“‘Farewell, my friends,’ I told them, ‘Be good to one another.’ Then I ascended…‘Greetings, earthlings,’ I said…’I have a message for Annabeth Chase,’ I said, ‘I love you.’ I tried to give her a kiss, but it was difficult, because she started laughing…Grover cleared his throat, ‘I’m fine. Thanks.’” I’ve missed these nerds so much

Grover being scared and upset about his best friends leaving him,, don’t touch me

Annabeth only marrying Percy to have Sally as her mother in law. So real bestie so real

ESTELLE MY CHILD HELLO WELCOME

Awww, poor Ganymede. I love how badly Percy wants to help him.

Is it Chronos?

Ahh, I see

oh GOD

Embracing aging, embracing the fact that you’re growing old and looking forward to it. Stop I’m emotional

Okay, look, I love the new book and I love that Rick is feeding us, but, babes. Percy used Annabeth’s cap before, in The Titan’s Curse, he shouldn’t be surprised by the creepy crawlies or they shouldn’t exist at all 😭 but you know whatever pop off love the balance, you go invisible but you’re incredibly uncomfortable

Also the little bit about Percy getting grey hair before Sally. I swear to God I remember one of Sally’s first character descriptions was a woman with a lot of wrinkles a few stray grey hairs but Percy never thought of her as old. I wanna say it was in The Lightning Thief

OPEN MIC HOT POETRY WITH ERATO????? RICK????? HELLO???

Athena pulling thu,, i see u 👀 bonding with ur future son in law 😽

Awwww Groverrrr “‘Nothing is scarier than watching your friend struggle and not being able to help.’” ☹️☹️

PERCY AUTOMATICALLY ASSUMING IT WAS PAUL NOT POSEIDON WHEN THE SECRETARY SAID SHE WAS SPEAKING TO HIS FATHER!!!!!! DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME

Potential future Poseidon demigod? With Margaret the secretary? Pop off I guess

“Getting noticed for being anything like my mom, though…that’s a compliment.” MAMAS BOY

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO FOCUS ON BUT THEIR WHOLE IRIS MESSAGE AT THE END. BRO THEYRE SO KDBDIBDALSB

EDIT: wait i'm writing this fic and i was going to mention annabeth's dagger before i remembered that she lost it and got a drakon bone sword instead in tartarus. but i remembered that in chapter 12, page 91-92 of cotg, it says "She put her dagger across her textbook to mark her spot. I wasn't sure what her roomie thought about the knife, either." did she get a new one or is this another case of richard forgetting his own writing lmao

CHALICE OF THE GODS ACQUIRED !!!!

[khaleesiofalicante]

Hola Dani 😊 ¿cómo estás? I saw on the news that Sri Lanka declared bankruptcy 😔 I'll be honest I don't know what that means exactly but it sounds bad, I hope you're well 💚

Where is the Fucking Wedding Ring?

This better not mean what I think it means!!!

THE BEGINNING

Aww look at my Maxwell being a little shit!! 🥰

“Math is stupid,” Rafael grumbles.

“Math is stupid!” Max yells.

Then both children just start chanting “Math is stupid!” very loudly.

I agree!!! Math is stupid!!! 😌

“No. I’m dead.”

The amount of times I've had to deal with this OMG!! Just offer a sticker to the alive ones and move on Magnus!! Or take a 5 minute break and go cry in the bathroom whichever works for you

#followmeformoretips!

Magnus turns around. He lets out a relieved breath. “Oh, Alexander! Thank God! These two heathens are being very naughty today.”

🤣🤣 is funny that Magnus thinks my twin will help... he's an Alexander!!!

Then the absolute bastard drops to the floor too.

Told you!!!! I AM LOVE my twin!! *represent*

Alec.

His boyfriend.

His husband.

His everything.

Why is this making me teary-eyed?? Very OOC of me!!

Max seems to be confused as to why Rafael is crying harder than him. Alec comes out after a while. He frowns at the children. “What happened?”

Oh no 😔 my babies!!

“Hey,” Alec pulls him closer by the arm. “They’re kids. They climb trees. They fall down. It’s normal.”

It is indeed very normal!! A couple of weeks ago one of my kids ran into a wall and almost past out, the next day he was fine 🤷🏻‍♀️

“Why do we have to study math?” Rafael mumbles. “We don’t need to know math.”

Right?? I mean we do need Math but still Fuck Math!!

“I’m gonna be a prince!” Max cheers, holding up the copy of The Little Prince. Then he frowns. “How do I become a prince?”

That's what I call 🕯MANIFESTING!!! 🕯

“I don’t care how long it takes or who I will have to fight,” Alec tells him, his blue eyes steady. “I’m going to change it.”

He is perfect!!! 🥰

How could he not?

How could Magnus not want to marry this man?

Only an idiot wouldn't!! My twin is a dream!!

ALEOQOWLL!!!!! OMG THIS SCENE!!! WHAT IS THIS SOFTNESS?? LDPAPQPQ!!!!!

“Magnus,” Alec says – the word a prayer. “Saya tidak bisa membayangkan hidup saya tanpa kamu. Saya ingin tua berdua dengan kamu. Saya ingin bersamamu selamanya. Kamu adalah orang yang aku tunggu selama seluruh hidupku. Akankah kamu membuatku pria paling bahagia di dunia? Maukah kamu menikah dengan saya?”

I screamed!!!!

That is so beautiful!!! Ok new life plan: step one fall in love with a person that doesn't speak Spanish... step 2: make them propose to me in Spanish and die of cuteness!!!

THE MIDDLE

“Well, you don’t have to get married for that,” Magnus smiles. “You are already the prettiest boy in the whole world.”

Rafe mi bebé precioso es lo más tierno que existe 🥰

Today is important for both of them.

Today is their wedding day.

I have been waiting for this moment for a million years!!! 😍🥰😍🥰

Maybe I could propose in another language!! I will have to fall in love with someone who doesn't speak one of the languages I already know!! 🤔

He wants to take Alec’s breath away.

He wants Alec to look at him and think Magnus is worth everything.

Done and done!!

“Alec!” Magnus gasps. “You’re not supposed to be here! Go away!”

🤣🤣🤣 he lasted too long!!

Magnus reaches out forward and grabs the hairbrush. “Don’t even think about it. I swear to God.”

🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is so funny!!!

Alec looks…Well, he looks like a prince.

He IS a prince, you're welcome!!

“If my life is going to be everlasting, I want to spend it loving you,” Alec smiles.

OMG 😍 song rec: I want to spend my lifetime loving you by Tina Arena and Marc Anthony

“Aku cinta kamu,” Alec reads softly. “Baby. Why didn’t you tell me?”

*adds that to my wedding plan* hehehe my partner is going to be a crying mess 😈

“Only the best for you, baby!” Alec yells as he runs after Jace.

🤣🤣🤣 who let these two idiots by themselves!!

It’s a necklace that hugs your neck tightly – kind of like a choker – and then moves lower with the little pearls and chains.

I need pictures of this necklace ASAP 😍

“It’s not a gift,” Shinyun replies. “It’s a piece from the museum. They lent it to me. Temporarily.”

Holy shit!! It doesn’t just look like art it's certify art!!! 🥰🥰 of course it was from Shinyun!! 🔥

And it belonged to a princess!!! 😲😲😲

“Don’t worry. I’ll come to your next one.”

Ok but... Can I be Shinyun’s plus one?? Let's be real she deserves an Alex too!!

Max tuts at that and runs down the aisle. Magnus laughs out loud.

I am love this wedding scene!!!! 🥰

He will remember the gospel from 1 Corinthians chapter 13.

As will I thanks to this story!!!

“I want you to wear this,” Alec whispers. “Only this.”

Father Enoch is always finding this horny bitches!!! Does he have like a radar or something?? Ding ding!! Must cockblock!!!

“Oh my god,” Magnus gasps and clutches at Alec’s hand. “Did you know about this? Alec! This is our song!”

That it's the song that has been making me cry for months now!!!

“I changed the law for you, baby,” Alec kisses his shoulder. “You think I won’t learn how to dance?”

I can't dance either!! I should add that to my wedding plan!! Also because it sucks being a latina who can't dance 🤦🏻‍♀️ must correct this unsexy behavior!!!

“Amor verus numquam moritur,” Alec reads the engraving on the ring – and gives it a soft kiss. “True love never dies.”

THE END

Oh no!! 😭 let's go back to Bali

Alec walks to barge into the ICU and shake the fucker and demand what had been so important?

It was the raisins Alec!!! Destroy them!!!

“We don’t know,” Isabelle had replied.

Really Izzy?? Now you're choosing silence!!

“He is very much okay,” the doctor smiles faintly.

🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

“Rafael! Breathe! Magnus is fine! You need to relax!”

Nooo Rafe mi bebé precioso bapak va estar bien mi angelito hermoso... cálmate!!

“Rafael,” Anjali whispers. “Look at me.”

Ok everybody say thank you to Anjali for existing!!!

He doesn’t…He doesn’t know what to do when he goes in there.

My poor twin 😭 I want to hug him and keep him safe!!!

“What’s the point of freaking out?” Max shrugs. “It’s just gonna make you feel worse.”

Aww look at my Maxwell being so mature!!! 🥰

“He also said it might take 8 hours!” Rafael counters. He looks at Magnus worried. “Why isn’t he waking up?”

Magnus wake up!! I don't like this!! Magnus wake up!!! 🎶🎶🎶

Look at my twin following Anjali’s advice... that is one smart man right there!!!

“Do I tell Shinyun?”

Yes, tell her!! She's cool Alec, trust me!!

He’d rather not stay here while Shinyun held Magnus’ hand and whispered sweet nothings into his ear or sobbed into his chest.

🤣🤣🤣 She would never!!

“The last time I was sitting next to a hospital bed like this was when I watched someone who looks like him die,” Shinyun says, her voice low. “I’d rather not be alone right now.”

Please let this be the moment these two finally come together in the greatest that is loving Magnus Bane!!!

Alec resists the urge to flip a table or something.

That takes a lot of strength!! I would know 🙌🏼 also TWINS 😌

Please and thank you on the same day?

Baby.

Wake up.

You have to see this shit.

Yeah Magnus you're missing the sass!!!

She looks mildly annoyed. “What in god’s name are you talking about?”

SLSOQLWPWPQÑW!!! SHE'S GOING TO TELL HIM!!!!! MAGNUS WAKE UP!!!

She told him!!!!!!!!

“Don’t yell at him,” Alec scolds.

“I wasn’t yelling. I was hissing,” Shinyun corrects patiently.

Alexa play This is what dreams are made of...!!!

I AM LIVING MY BEST LIFE!!!!!!!

“He dated me because it was easy,” she says. “He dated you even though it was hard.”

Facts only!!!

“Come on, baby,” Alec whispers. "You like fighting, don't you? I need you to fight. Fight. Wake up. Come back to your family. We're right here."

He called him baby!!!!!! ALDLAPQÑ!!!

“Oh my god! Bapak is high!” Max gasps.

Listen I don't normally like this kind of behavior but Max needs to unleash the chaos and record Magnus right now 🤣🤣🤣

“No. He is the love of my life,” Magnus shrugs. “But you’re my favorite person.”

His fingers shake as he picks up the golden wedding band.

The Latin inscription, words from Alec’s heart, is still there - etched on the outside.

My heart!!! This is too much!!!

“In his jeans!” Natasha yells back after what seemed like forever. “Back pocket!”

SKAÑWLQÑQ!!! OMG OMG OMG THAT'S WHY!!!! OMG!!!

“Hey,” Magnus smiles. “Is everything okay?”

“Everything is okay.”

Everything is perfect!!!

Thank youuuu Dani!!! This chapter made me so happy!!! You are the Anjali of story telling!!! The Shinyun of angst!!! The Izzy of fanfic writing!!! The Catarina of fluff!!!! I AM LOVE YOU!!!! 💚💚💚💚💚

Aleeex.

Your compliments make me blush. Stop it!

I taught kids for like 8 months (because I thought it would be fun looool) and literally lost my will to live so like I FEEL YA.

the country is in deep shit. but the people are fighting harder than ever. it's very overwhelming to see. thank you for the love 💚💚

[gruesomejack]

A Very Self Indulgent Meme (UPDATED)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Sleepy and smiley! Very bashful too. He's the type to hold your hand and make sure you're all right and also just take time to hold you.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Hands. He has a big things for hands. Put em in his mouth, shove em down his pants, he doesn't care as long as they feel nice.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He's barren, shooting blanks, party popper without confetti. And it bothers him sometimes? Most of the time it's just convenient he doesn't have to clean up, but there are moments (especially with a partner) that it was something he could do.

He's not a spitting quitter though. The ladies at the saloon said if he wants to impress a guy, you gotta swallow and he took that right to heart dhFNCJXJCJCHC

Theo: don't eat it maybe 😰

Emile, sick: 🥴❤️

D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He's gay. BUT ALSO OKAY HERE'S A REAL ONE. When he was 17-ish, he caught a pair of farmhands together. He watched from behind the barn, seeing one plant bearded kisses along the inside of the other's thigh and IT SHAPED HIS ENTIRE IDEA OF INTIMACY

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Oh no. The only experience he has is with himself and his hands. That doesn't mean he won't put in a good try! He's quite bashful about the whole thing and a good kiss could get him flustered at first.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Bare bronc. I MEAN,,, Honestly, serious, any riding position he's very comfortable in. Also after he gets his horns and they're able to be tugged on, he'd probably like it from the back too.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Absolutely the sweetest goofball you've ever seen. To him intimacy is something you share when you're happy and it is definitely reflected in the way he approaches it.

There are exceptions, like when he goes to Will for comfort. But usually he wants it to be something that leaves you uplifted

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

It's the late 1800s, I don't think he's even fathomed there's anything he can do with it other than using soap

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Emile is handsy. He's gay, he's got no outlet other than work, he's nearly convinced he doesn't deserve love-- What is he supposed to do, sit in a corner? No, he whacks it and goes to bed like everyone else chDNCNCNV

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Biting! He loves to bite and hard, he wants to draw blood. And when he does, he leaves bloodied kisses all over. Emile likes to paint his partners with his affection.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

In the pasture under the stars 😔❤️❤️❤️

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Strong arms, square jaws, long, soft necks. A beautiful smile, a pretty laugh-- He's repressed, a cool breeze could probably make him horny.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

As much as a people pleasing workaholic he is, I can 100% assure you he'd happily give it without a single complaint. A sore jaw and drool down his chin and neck are just part of the perks!

Emile has a shitty sticker star that says "cock-sucking queen" that I've stuck to the back of his jacket. Don't tell him.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He's exploratory and NEEDY. He wants to feel every inch of skin he's allowed to but also consume it all.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He's down, but he can't promise it won't turn into something longer! Like in the previous question, he's very exploratory and careful so you have to plan for him getting a little lost in you.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

It would take a little coaxing, but yes. I can see Emile happily accepting indecent touches in places he shouldn't as long as it was the right time, right place, and with the right person.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Being a vampire, physically more than one. Emotionally? Let him get some rest first or else you'll have a very red and overwhelmed cowboy babbling on top of you.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

There's like a stupid meme "country girls make do" and it's like a girl with a vegetable. That's Emile.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He does tease but most of the time it's accidental! You sometimes have to remind him to get to it because he's too busy kissing and biting every piece of skin in front of him

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Quiet, but not silent. He's more of a whimper and whine type than a full on out loud moan. Lots of whispered curses and softer moans in your ear, but he's not yelling.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He's tried to pick up a prostitute! When he was still trying to convince himself he could get married and start a family for his parents, he figured it'd get easier if he just got it over with. The two ended up talking and drinking together for the night instead and they're still friendly to each other today.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Prolly a good six inches. But that's not important, what's important is that there's FRECKLES. Like the rest of him. His asscheeks. His shaft. FRECKLED.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

High yearning, average libido. He's spent the majority of his life telling himself what he wants isn't good for him, so the want for skin to skin contact is high.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterward)

Lights out! It's more of his emotional stamina than his physical one, but he's cuddled up under the blankets and snoring within minutes.