#if not their lives their jobs
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liquidstar · 1 year ago
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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)
At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.
Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.
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beebfreeb · 7 months ago
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annalyticall · 9 months ago
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My new favorite excuse for not jumping on new trends or bandwagons is 'I'm 30.' No more explanation needed because anyone under 30 just thinks I'm old and everyone over 30 understands implicitly
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canisalbus · 6 months ago
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✦ Freshly ordained ✦
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yuri-puppies · 5 months ago
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another day, another giggling fit over this panel
he's literally behind the throne
whispering in his ear like it's his job 🤭🤭🤭
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meziniart · 2 months ago
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Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves
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hmslusitania · 7 days ago
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Origins: the world is ending and you and your one remaining coworker are the only option left to save it.
II: the unavoidable tragedy of a queer friend group/polycule trying and failing to save their fucked up city
Inquisition: you went to a conference and accidentally ended up in charge of saving the entire world (again) with a team of colleagues who are (mostly) professionals and outstanding in their fields.
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Veilguard:
Rook: hey, I suffered from “sudden field promotion” after “fucking everything up worse than it already was.” I’m putting a team together to kill at least one, maybe three, Gods
Seven of the most unwell people in Thedas: say no more, I’m in
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scramratz · 9 months ago
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frostedpuffs · 2 years ago
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does anyone else hate that work takes up like 90% of your life and you literally are always working and have to form plans and important things and even seeing friends or eating meals around work. it's always just work. im spending my life just being At Work. i don't have time for hobbies or for seeing friends bc it’s always Work. like two days off a week isn't even enough because my days off aren't consecutive so i just spend those days exhausted or doing errands or house chores. there is not enough Time. all the time goes to Work. WHY IS LIFE THIS WAY. humans were not meant for this
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explanationpoint · 1 year ago
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flowercrowncrip · 1 month ago
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Disabled people who want to and can work deserve to be able to access fair, good quality employment without discrimination.
Disabled people who are unable to work deserve to be able to afford to live a good quality life without facing discrimination
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chloesimaginationthings · 9 months ago
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FNAF Mikes and Vanessas talk about money struggles,,
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animatedtext · 1 year ago
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musubiki · 3 months ago
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balor 🥰
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doggiewoggiez · 3 months ago
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ok im getting too much hate im done. fuck man. i give up.
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geomimetry · 3 days ago
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woe be upon ye
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