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there’s a work hanging in our illustration hall that i swear on my life is just watered-down hermitcraft fanart. i have absolutely no proof but there is grian fanart on that wall i can feel it in my soul
#icarus speaks#dorm life#not judging at all. i have drawn so much mcyt fanart for class#but like. i know what you are#if not like jesus christ the coincidence
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Saw the sonic 3 trailer are you telling me the movie based on Sonic Adventure 2 is Not anti-military??? No anti-authority theming here?? Nothing?? The game where a kid gets gunned down? Where Shadow’s grief and hate for humanity is BECAUSE of the military?? Where Sonic runs from the cops and is consistently annoyed at their existence?
#sonic 3 spoilers#sonic 3 trailer#Sonic 3 trailer spoilers#I’m. just confused.#I don’t understand#WHERES AMY N ROUGE AS WELL bad day for women Jesus Christ#YOU COULD SO EASILY FIT THEM IN THE MOVIE THO. LIKE YOU CAN EASILY PUT THEIR NARRATIVES IN THERE TO COINCIDE WITH SONIC N SHADOW’S#the GAME DID IT. WHATS YOUR EXCUSE#we’re not gonna see Sonic get arrested. are we gonna see the fucked up prison cell of Gerald. probably not#I have Thoughts okay#I ramble
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Do you ever think about Minoris reaction to being freed from the possession because I do a lot. Like. Imagine you were used as a puppet to torment this incredibly kind and patient boy, who didn't do anything to you except be too odd and off-putting. Imagine you said so many horrible things to him and made school unbearable. Imagine you tormented him until he finally snapped and then he saves your life. After you made his life a living hell, he just...saves you anyway. And he looks at you with big, disappointed eyes and asks you if you actually treat people like that. If you would actually make someone's life a living hell or if that was just Mogami rewriting your personality to suit his needs. And you could lie. You want to lie. But you don't. You are like that. You have done it, multiple times, too many times. You've berated and harassed people who've done nothing but been too weird, too annoying, just existed wrong around you. And you have no excuse. They didn't do anything wrong. He didn't do anything wrong. And what are you supposed to say? "You didn't deserve it" what does that even do? What would make what you did hurt less? What would make up for all the horrible things you told him? What can you possibly say to make up for it? Would you even have said sorry if he HADNT saved you? Do you even know?
And then he just tells you to change. You both know sorry isn't enough. Sorry will never be enough. There is nothing you can do to take it back. You just have to be better. And you have no idea where to start. You have no idea what being a good person even means. And you have to live with knowing somewhere out there there's a complete stranger who will always remember how you treated him, and who decided you deserved to live anyways. And you have no idea why.
So anyways how's your day going.
#mp100#mp100 spoilers#mogami arc tag#imagine being the ONLY thing about the world someone didnt have to change to break someone. like. jesus fucking christ#do you ever think about minori wondering if she'd broken down someone else like that#and she just didnt realize it because they didnt have powers#or the guts to fight back#what even WAS all that. jesus christ#asagiri minori#minori asagiri#this is not a hate post. i will be on my “YES minori deserved to be redeemed” hill until i die#and i will be screaming “MOGAMI ARC WOULD NOT BE THAT GOOD IF MINORI WASNT LIKE THAT.”#“AND SAYING MINORI WAS TOO AWFUL TO DESERVE REDEMPTION IS FUNDAMENTALLY MISSING THE POINT”#mogamis motivation being to Punish Bad People and show how that will warp you into someone who just hurts everuone and has absolutely no on#was Not a fucking coincidence.#mogami wasnt only bad because he hurt someone who Didnt Deserve It. mogami was bad because he hurt people.#i cannot word it as well as one did. sorry
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Jesus fucking christ I hate the US south
#Cw gun mention I guess#I was feeling super nauseous so I went into the kitchen to get ritz crackers#And we're at my grandma's rn for Christmas and she has windows in the kitchen that look out at the road/other houses#And NO curtains or blinds because she's old#And anyway I turned a small light on so I could see the crackers and I hear a fucking man outside shout “WHO'S OUT THERE”#In the heaviest southern accent. Mind you every fucking person in this area has a gun bc there's lots of trees with squirreld they shoot#And logically now that I am calming down I know it was just a bad coincidence and he was probably yelling at smthn in his yard#But jesus fucking christ I felt such immediate intense fear my head went cold#Ran to my baby brother's room bc I was certain someone was gonna come kill us#Then the rationality took over and I just told my mom about it. But now I'm sitting outside his room eating crackers bc I'm fucking paranoid#It is almost 4am and I haven't slept a wink I cannot do this rn#But literally the last time I went for a walk around here my dad told me not to go alone and also not to say anything stupid#And also stay far away from houses bc I could get myself shot#Literally what the fuck is this.#“Afearican” except I'm still very much in the US#Not to mention almost every fucking house has a blue lives matter flag and some have isr*el flags now too like#I fuuuuucking hate it here
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Do y'all have any methods for removing bad vibes? I don't even believe in this kind of stuff but I'm on a wave of bad luck so intense that only spiritual placebo can stop it
#like FOR REAL#im a staunch atheist but dear lord#im putting my rock collection in sun/moonlight bc jesus Christ SOMETHING needs to be done#im gonna do a rock salt bath AND burn some salvia incense bc the situation is baaaaaad#just so many unfortunate coincidences#my post#not leverage
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HIII HI HAI HI ‼️‼️
Ok so. I love all ur fanfics. I love ur ideas. I love ur prompts. I love ur hcs. I love everything u make hwnskajdk
U make me feel so. comfortable w/ ur hcs and fanfics(tickle ones & jst ones in general) like. Idk how to put it into words but I love ur work and i appreciate ur blog sm <3
KDHDMEVTL THIS COULDN’T COME AT A BETTER TIME OMG THIS IS SO KIND & SWEET AAAAHHH THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY!!! Thank you so much, I’m so happy that my fics & headcanons can be a source of comfort for you. I haven’t been feeling good & might go to the hospital so this was a very nice message when I need it most 💗💗
#asks#nerdyratz#ilysm#this seriously made my day#i can’t stop smiling#i love writing but i love it even more when i know other people are enjoying it#i promise i’m ok if i go my family made me#my covid test was negative but i’m still not too sure#but the big issue is my port could maybe be infected but idk if it really is#but i do NOT want to fucking go#especially if it ends up being nothing#but jesus christ you should see the bruise on my port#my infusion nurse immediately clocked something was up because it was bleeding waaay more than normal#like what a coincidence you noticed. they fucked my shit up at my port flush now that you mention it#that bitch dug in my port like she was digging for gold
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being a maelstromer liker blows bc the #1 best maelstrom boy makes an appearance in cyberpunk: no coincidence and um. well. things certainly happen to him
#DUM DUM I LOVE U ALWAYS N FOREVERRRR#but also i like how the events of no coincidence r happening concurrently with 2077s main plotline#like jesus christ. night city never gives u a rest huh#my post
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rewatching episode 9 is NEVER a good idea. especially not when you're not watching alone and so gotta act normal about it.
#you know what's the worst thing. its not even fitzy's death as in not the scene itself#its his ABSENCE in everything that comes after that really kills me.#there's no fitzjames. there's not even blanky (i may not cry at fitzjimbles's death scene but i will always cry#during that Laughing At The Funeral moment because jesus christ this is the worst this is the WORST)#crozier is alone. he's a single father of all these men now. there's just him. fitzjames and blanky were the last sources of comfort#(there is jopson but with him it's Different yknow) and they're both gone now. in just one day.#christ almighty this makes me wanna curl into a ball and cry. im losing my fucking mind just thinking about crozier in this situation.#also not to connect everything with MY blorbo but. its not a coincidence that crozier tries to comfort jopson with A STORY.#i am so. so. SO normal about the theme of stories in any media whatsoever#anyway.#on to episode 10 now. feel like biting just thinking about goodsir and the close up on the fitzchanel boots#the terror
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the sunset today literally looked like a lava river and I am not exaggerating in the slightest
#I didn’t have my phone on me#so I didn’t get any pictures#but jesus christ man#it was gorgeous#just how the sun hit those clouds#and how those clouds flowed across the sky#fuck#like what could I possibly say to describe it#the rich orangey pink tones the sun made#and the blue grey of the clouds#I just sat there and watched it until it faded away#like the lava had cooled over#im tearing up just thinking about it#because my god what a thing to witness#I just…..#if I hadn’t decided to ride along to the store#I never would’ve seen it at all#just the way my window frame turned yellow and the blue sky contrasted against it#I get why people believe in higher powers#because how else could we have been gifted with sunsets like these#it seems too good to be a coincidence#but idk#the coincidence of it makes me appreciate it more
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so i have 2 windows in my bedroom, and normally they’re both open, but obviously open windows are a terrible idea in new york rn, so all the windows in the house are closed, right? except one of the windows in my room is in a really hard to access position, and on top of that it sticks, and the last time the smoke hit the city i physically injured myself closing/reopening it, and i didn’t really want to spend another 2 weeks healing from a wrenched shoulder, so i’ve boarded it up with the plastic trays i bought to keep plants on my windowsills in, but they aren’t quite the right size so there are two little slivers of screen still exposed bleeding poison into my air, and i’ve got the air purifier running but idk how effective it is when the room isn’t sealed and my head hurts and my chest hurts and i’m just having a bad time yall
#not helping that this coincided exactly with my uterus’ monthly bid for dominance#so i would have had a migraine and cramps anyway#now they’re both worse and there’s extra stuff on top#i’m just Suffering#this is just me whining ignore me#gonna go look at more Jaskier Images to make me feel better#personal#also it’s so hot jesus christ#like it’s not actually THAT hot it’s like 80#which is terrible#but it’s so stuffy it feels like 95 and i’m dying scoob
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Sentence that just left my mouth: “he’s married?!?! WHO GETS MARRIED”
#so storytime: i went to a job interview today. it turned out to be a group interview but not one of those demonic ones where they make all#of you answer questions together and compete in a weird way#they literally just showed us around together and then i pretty much never saw the other two guys the rest of the morning#but. one of them was cute. but also Very familiar looking. i was like ‘i’m pretty sure he’s the younger brother of this girl i used to be in#love with 🧐’#same first name same approximate build same colouring and he lives in the same village#i only met him a couple of times when i was friends with her & it was ten years ago though. so i wasn’t sure#just figured it would be a hell of a coincidence if it wasn’t him lmao#but yeah. i checked fb just now and it was him. because of course it was#but even worse than that… he’s fucking married!!!!! jesus fucking christ#as i said before: who gets married?? who does that???#i thought he was too young but i’ve just realised he’s 25. i’m throwing myself off a cliff#obviously not really but like. they have cliffs there at my possible future workplace#OH and the interview went fine. i mean idk if i got it or not. literally at this point i just try not to stress#either they liked me or they didn’t. i tried to be myself and if i wasn’t any good at it then fine#i’ve got another interview next friday yesterday. so if i don’t get this job then i just have to prepare for that one#would looove to be done with jobhunting though. my god#personal
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knowing too much about the shitty personality based pseudoscience sucks because my instinct when seeing it used is 75% to explain why the theory is racist and iirc was developed into the system it is today for use by the military in an attempt to screen for vulnerability to ptsd but also 25% of me wants to get really pedantic and be like "also you're not even using it according to the theory. like, if you must use the horrible culty business astrology you might want to actually read the foundational texts and realize how rigid it is as a system and how your interpretation is just the reskinned ocean model which i assume is also dubious tho given its fluidity i suppose not As dubious" and in part i feel that 25% is the traitor impulse because ultimately it Does Not Matter but then at the same time i'm like well maybe if people understood where this comes from and what groups they are Really sorting people/characters into they would be less inclined to carry forward with this theory. but then i'm like wait no that can't be true either because there are absolutely people who understand the rigidity of this system and yet will still excuse it. also i have to admit i sometimes find a (defanged) version of the theory useful for writing. "how is this character processing information and using that information" is a decent question to ask but even then i don't think people are so rigid as all that and if a character is nothing but an archetype. with no inconsistency. maybe they will feel less human. also (much like with joseph campbell) i think it's a terrible idea to remove something that writers deem useful from its (racist) roots, because nothing can ever exist in a vacuum. nothing is ever apolitical. anyway mentally i am forever composing an essay about the evils of mbti and enneagram is the point i guess. anything that categorizes people in such a way is primed to exploit them and minimize them. very easy to control your subjects if you can dismiss any behaviour you don't like by assigning them/that behaviour a "lesser" assortment of letters. fuck pop psychology
#during the height of the pandemic i got way too into researching it and i think#(i made this mistake with western astrology too)#exposure to such things was so bad for me even if i was looking at them as a skeptic#because now i'm at a point where i can pretty easily dismantle the theory but i also#unfortunately let it in#to the extent that i can also stand within the framework for brief moments#me having a brief break with reality: yeah i do fit istp 8w9#i mean sure. the stereotypes suit me but that's literally just coincidence#scorpio stereotypes suit me too. also coincidence#but if i believed in astrology and scorpio did not suit me i could blame that on another placement#there is always some way to force it to make sense if one is tempted to identify with an archetype#to be clear i think mbti / enneagram are Way Worse and also more insidious because they're more accepted in western institutions tho#like we had to take mbti tests in high school#when i was 14 the business astrology was like 'you should be a detective or an engineer'#WILD#also enneagram is literally just eve more fucked up archaic psychology#enneagram is Terrifying actually. i read the enneagram theory. its. jesus fucking christ its a lot#again. forever mentally composing that essay
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okay but you* can see how six hours isn't half a shift right? you see this right? six fucking hours cannot be a half shift if the full shift is seven a half hours long. you fucking see this right?? right???
*whoever writes the details in job posts
#the job post: it's a morning half shift#me: oh cool! perfect for me. let me just check the details and--#the job post: it's a nine to three#me: morning half shift my fucKING ASS#half that shift aint even in the morning what the actual fcuk i hate this so much. why are jobs posts all like this#like i know they do it so they don't hafta have a full time worker on their taxes or whatever but jesus fucking christ my dude#at least make it an ACTUAL MORNING SHIFT you son of a fucking gun. why are you LYING TO ME#the same fucking goes to all those “night shifts”. that's an afternoon shift you lying cunning sonova--#i have class exclusively in the afternoon (they vary but they're all afternoon turns) so i can get a job in the morning or night right?#WRONG. somehow both the morning AND night shifts coincide with my classes#like motherfucker how even????#a morning shift should not fucking go past one thirty pm if the afternoon classes all start at two pm!!!#IT SHOULD NOT GO INTO THE PM AT ALL!!! IT'S MORNING!!!#and the night shifts. god the night shifts. they're all afternoon shifts but two hours later#mf that aint night you're just scared of the dark#nvm finding a proper night job that don't require like thirty years of experience in the area to even get an interview or isn't security#i want to fucking scream#but anyways#vent post#vent
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also on that note, did any of u actually have like. pale blogs about your cute little getting skinny journeys and wittle cutsies 🥺 what was that like.
#txt#i was online in a fandom way not like a. idk. lana del rey way#i wouldnt look at blogs like that then bc they were like. mega boring to me. i am already dealing w that why r u doing it and showing me#i had a friend who was exactly this brand of person but i literally wouldnt follow her back on tumblr bc she posted shit like that#and also tell me how to get skinny and cut myself to leave ‘prettier scars’ like. i was mesmerized by how much she tried to suffer-#beautifully because all she ever suffered through was being ugly and fat#like girl yeag me too. but im not dragging down all the other ugly fat girls w me by telling them how to hurt themselves in a way thats#easier to romanticize. jesus christ.#she became obsessed w me bc my eating disorder coincided w my growth spurt so i got skinny and tall and she just needed to Know How#like studying how and what i eat and how i dress and shit thinking it wasnt just like. genetics and me coping w food for years then stoppin#idk i just hated when my friends had so much mento illness just from being ugly
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Came up with two different guys with a connection to sight
Silon is LITERALLY the God of Sight and is physically linked to the Universe itself and is also known as the Ethereal Therapist
Sightserve is an impressively fruity little man who serves an evil overlord in my friend’s story
I think they know each other. Somehow they know each other but I just don’t know How and Why
#THEY LITERALLY … LOOK AT THEIR HAIR#THEIR PHYSIQUES#Silon made his own body so he could mingle with mortals (humans looking the least threatening out of. the horrors)#and his body was MODELLED of off an already existing guy and a NECKLACE#Sightserve was the first in a new line of subjects after a massive revolt#and became a guys right-hand-man due to being able to make accurate predictions and also undying loyalty#in other words sightserve was physically BORN at some point#are they ancestor and descendant?? it sounds right but also is straight up false silon cant .. do that#THEY’RE DEFINITELY CONNECTED SOMEHOW… RURIGHAHA#sightserve is maybe … blessed? or cursed depending on how you look at it#or the universe’s set replacement for silon… or a sibling ? cousin???#someone who had the unfortunate coincidence of resembling a God and thus was fated to follow their path?#sightserve being the equivalent to Some Guy who looks like Jesus Christ irl? while possibly not anything like the man they just look alive#but everyone pointed it out and he was unconsciously molded to be Silon Reincarnated???#OR THE MOST COMEDIC OPTION: nothing because all of the possibilities are absolutely mortifying poor sightserve#erm anyways.#ocs
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i wish i hated you | max verstappen
pairing: actress!reader x max verstappen
summary: max has an open relationship but he starts falling for you, compromising his relationship and your reputation
fc: havana rose liu
warnings: so i know this is not technically how open relationships work however for plot purposes this is how i will portray this one specifically
a/n: this fic shouldn’t have took me as long as it took me to write but whatever, max won in brazil after an incredible race and he deserves all the flowers 🥹
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