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apollos-boyfriend · 1 month ago
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there’s a work hanging in our illustration hall that i swear on my life is just watered-down hermitcraft fanart. i have absolutely no proof but there is grian fanart on that wall i can feel it in my soul
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wynandcore · 3 months ago
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Saw the sonic 3 trailer are you telling me the movie based on Sonic Adventure 2 is Not anti-military??? No anti-authority theming here?? Nothing?? The game where a kid gets gunned down? Where Shadow’s grief and hate for humanity is BECAUSE of the military?? Where Sonic runs from the cops and is consistently annoyed at their existence?
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candyskiez · 2 months ago
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Do you ever think about Minoris reaction to being freed from the possession because I do a lot. Like. Imagine you were used as a puppet to torment this incredibly kind and patient boy, who didn't do anything to you except be too odd and off-putting. Imagine you said so many horrible things to him and made school unbearable. Imagine you tormented him until he finally snapped and then he saves your life. After you made his life a living hell, he just...saves you anyway. And he looks at you with big, disappointed eyes and asks you if you actually treat people like that. If you would actually make someone's life a living hell or if that was just Mogami rewriting your personality to suit his needs. And you could lie. You want to lie. But you don't. You are like that. You have done it, multiple times, too many times. You've berated and harassed people who've done nothing but been too weird, too annoying, just existed wrong around you. And you have no excuse. They didn't do anything wrong. He didn't do anything wrong. And what are you supposed to say? "You didn't deserve it" what does that even do? What would make what you did hurt less? What would make up for all the horrible things you told him? What can you possibly say to make up for it? Would you even have said sorry if he HADNT saved you? Do you even know?
And then he just tells you to change. You both know sorry isn't enough. Sorry will never be enough. There is nothing you can do to take it back. You just have to be better. And you have no idea where to start. You have no idea what being a good person even means. And you have to live with knowing somewhere out there there's a complete stranger who will always remember how you treated him, and who decided you deserved to live anyways. And you have no idea why.
So anyways how's your day going.
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lesbianwyllravengard · 11 months ago
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Jesus fucking christ I hate the US south
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leverageclips · 5 months ago
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Do y'all have any methods for removing bad vibes? I don't even believe in this kind of stuff but I'm on a wave of bad luck so intense that only spiritual placebo can stop it
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amazingmsme · 3 months ago
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U make me feel so. comfortable w/ ur hcs and fanfics(tickle ones & jst ones in general) like. Idk how to put it into words but I love ur work and i appreciate ur blog sm <3
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mail-me-a-snail · 1 year ago
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being a maelstromer liker blows bc the #1 best maelstrom boy makes an appearance in cyberpunk: no coincidence and um. well. things certainly happen to him
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widevibratobitch · 1 year ago
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rewatching episode 9 is NEVER a good idea. especially not when you're not watching alone and so gotta act normal about it.
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sodacowboy · 8 months ago
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the sunset today literally looked like a lava river and I am not exaggerating in the slightest
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dreamofbecoming · 1 year ago
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so i have 2 windows in my bedroom, and normally they’re both open, but obviously open windows are a terrible idea in new york rn, so all the windows in the house are closed, right? except one of the windows in my room is in a really hard to access position, and on top of that it sticks, and the last time the smoke hit the city i physically injured myself closing/reopening it, and i didn’t really want to spend another 2 weeks healing from a wrenched shoulder, so i’ve boarded it up with the plastic trays i bought to keep plants on my windowsills in, but they aren’t quite the right size so there are two little slivers of screen still exposed bleeding poison into my air, and i’ve got the air purifier running but idk how effective it is when the room isn’t sealed and my head hurts and my chest hurts and i’m just having a bad time yall
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fingertipsmp3 · 2 years ago
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Sentence that just left my mouth: “he’s married?!?! WHO GETS MARRIED”
#so storytime: i went to a job interview today. it turned out to be a group interview but not one of those demonic ones where they make all#of you answer questions together and compete in a weird way#they literally just showed us around together and then i pretty much never saw the other two guys the rest of the morning#but. one of them was cute. but also Very familiar looking. i was like ‘i’m pretty sure he’s the younger brother of this girl i used to be in#love with 🧐’#same first name same approximate build same colouring and he lives in the same village#i only met him a couple of times when i was friends with her & it was ten years ago though. so i wasn’t sure#just figured it would be a hell of a coincidence if it wasn’t him lmao#but yeah. i checked fb just now and it was him. because of course it was#but even worse than that… he’s fucking married!!!!! jesus fucking christ#as i said before: who gets married?? who does that???#i thought he was too young but i’ve just realised he’s 25. i’m throwing myself off a cliff#obviously not really but like. they have cliffs there at my possible future workplace#OH and the interview went fine. i mean idk if i got it or not. literally at this point i just try not to stress#either they liked me or they didn’t. i tried to be myself and if i wasn’t any good at it then fine#i’ve got another interview next friday yesterday. so if i don’t get this job then i just have to prepare for that one#would looove to be done with jobhunting though. my god#personal
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turian · 5 months ago
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knowing too much about the shitty personality based pseudoscience sucks because my instinct when seeing it used is 75% to explain why the theory is racist and iirc was developed into the system it is today for use by the military in an attempt to screen for vulnerability to ptsd but also 25% of me wants to get really pedantic and be like "also you're not even using it according to the theory. like, if you must use the horrible culty business astrology you might want to actually read the foundational texts and realize how rigid it is as a system and how your interpretation is just the reskinned ocean model which i assume is also dubious tho given its fluidity i suppose not As dubious" and in part i feel that 25% is the traitor impulse because ultimately it Does Not Matter but then at the same time i'm like well maybe if people understood where this comes from and what groups they are Really sorting people/characters into they would be less inclined to carry forward with this theory. but then i'm like wait no that can't be true either because there are absolutely people who understand the rigidity of this system and yet will still excuse it. also i have to admit i sometimes find a (defanged) version of the theory useful for writing. "how is this character processing information and using that information" is a decent question to ask but even then i don't think people are so rigid as all that and if a character is nothing but an archetype. with no inconsistency. maybe they will feel less human. also (much like with joseph campbell) i think it's a terrible idea to remove something that writers deem useful from its (racist) roots, because nothing can ever exist in a vacuum. nothing is ever apolitical. anyway mentally i am forever composing an essay about the evils of mbti and enneagram is the point i guess. anything that categorizes people in such a way is primed to exploit them and minimize them. very easy to control your subjects if you can dismiss any behaviour you don't like by assigning them/that behaviour a "lesser" assortment of letters. fuck pop psychology
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kail-lizuc · 6 months ago
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okay but you* can see how six hours isn't half a shift right? you see this right? six fucking hours cannot be a half shift if the full shift is seven a half hours long. you fucking see this right?? right???
*whoever writes the details in job posts
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sicknastie · 1 year ago
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also on that note, did any of u actually have like. pale blogs about your cute little getting skinny journeys and wittle cutsies 🥺 what was that like.
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hershelwidget · 1 year ago
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Came up with two different guys with a connection to sight
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Silon is LITERALLY the God of Sight and is physically linked to the Universe itself and is also known as the Ethereal Therapist
Sightserve is an impressively fruity little man who serves an evil overlord in my friend’s story
I think they know each other. Somehow they know each other but I just don’t know How and Why
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afterglowsainz · 18 days ago
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i wish i hated you | max verstappen
pairing: actress!reader x max verstappen
summary: max has an open relationship but he starts falling for you, compromising his relationship and your reputation
fc: havana rose liu
warnings: so i know this is not technically how open relationships work however for plot purposes this is how i will portray this one specifically
a/n: this fic shouldn’t have took me as long as it took me to write but whatever, max won in brazil after an incredible race and he deserves all the flowers 🥹
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username mesmerized by her actually
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username now why is my man max lurking in here?
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username sir i was not familiar
username i’m so normal about max being in nyc i’m sooo normal about it
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username well deserved vacations?
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f1gossip red bull driver max verstappen was seen with actress y/n y/l/n together in new york during the winter break
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username uhmmmm guys ???
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username HE DOES
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kaiagerber petition accepted!
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username max in the likes AGAIN
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username the way she doesn’t even try to hide itttt
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username speechless
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username guys he is a MAN what did we expect
username alexa play that should be me
username well if his girlfriend forgave him for shamelessly flirting with y/n i can too
username so this is exactly what we are not doing
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gfusername love you💖
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username the way i would commit actual murder
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yourusername i’ll always have new york 🥨
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username baby…
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username she was born to serve
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