#if it's so “attractive” to u
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whoever romanticized "can't wait to see my wife/partner round with my child" or however that line goes...
what 1800s cave did you crawl out of😭
pls tag your pregnancy/child scenarios the way childfree people tag their childfree content,I don't wanna see that stuff on my dash
#✨disgusting✨#what part of vomiting your guts out every morning#and swollen ankles#and being thrice your normal size#is... romantic?#and enjoyable?#men☕#YOU carry that child then#if it's so “attractive” to u#it's a no from me thanks#childfree#antinatalism#personal
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LISTEN TO ME RN, when the character is supposed to be rlly strong and muscular and buff PUT FAT ON THAT GUY fat is so fucking necessary to have a physical build that is so strong MAKE THEM FATTTTTTTTTTTTT
#rando thoughtz#this is coming from the shrimpiest noodle arm guy in the world. do not give a shit abt if u think fat looks bad suck it up buddy !!!!!!#also ur wrong and fat is so beautiful#and is generally a normal way to exist without needing it to be worthy of existing based on attractiveness#but also the variety in human bodies is beautiful in general too SO FAT IS BEAUTIFL
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dad seb dad seb dad seb 💕
#I AM ON MY KNEES FOR HIM U DONT UNDERSTAND🧎♀️🧎♀️🧎♀️#GRAHHH I dont even want kids and im giving myself baby fever#also why is the concept of a man coming home from work so attractive like......huh#also im living vicariously through seb by having him bite lewis' cheeks LMAO grrrrr hes like MOCHI#hogwarts legacy#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow x mc#sebastian sallow x oc#sebastian x mc#choccyart#clora clemons#lewis sallow#celeste sallow#also it doesnt matter how old clora and seb get as adults i will always be drawing them the same LFMAO#we can just chalk it up to wizard age since they live longer#and no matter how old seb gets i will not be drawing him with a beard or anything ever im sorry i like my men like i like my coffee#clean shaven
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just existing as an open bisexual is so funny like what is it about me that makes straight people want to come out to me. even if we’re talking about something that has nothing to do with sexuality, without fail, an hour or so into our conversation, the women are all like “is it gay to like boobs? doesn’t everyone like boobs?” and the men are like “i would let kim kitsuragi from disco elysium do heinous and disgusting things to me” n im like ok go off. can you drive me home after this i dont have a license
#disco elysium#my posts#text#like im glad that they trusted me enough to talk about it it’s just#so funny. how frequently this happens.#ppl get within 5 miles of me and start voicing every homosexual thought they’ve ever had#u dont need my permission to be attracted to ur bi friend. go and fuck her godspeed#queue are a violent miracle
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Falling in love with you was an accident. Something that shouldn’t have happened.
The day was just like any other, really. As usual, Lovell had been conducting his cupid duties with scary accuracy, hitting his targets one by one. At the rate he was going, he would have been able to clock out early, too. But then you just had to walk in front of his target, right after he had shot his love arrow.
Instinctively, he dove in front of his own arrow, blocking you from getting hit.
Unfortunately, that meant he got hit by his own arrow. And you were the first person he saw.
So now here he is. Lovestruck with you. Literally. Accidentally.
He shouldn’t be in love with you.
But oh – oh. You’re so cute. You make his heart flutter, his stomach tying in knots. His world is dipped in pretty cotton candy pinks and blues when he sees you.
It’s really not his fault that he begins to follow you around instead of focusing on his tasks. It’s really not his fault that your potential suitors get hit by love arrows and end up falling for someone else. It’s not his fault that you’re just so darn cute.
So, yeah, maybe he should get some help for his little… issue, but you’re just so, so, so wonderful!
He doesn’t wanna let go of the way he feels for you. He doesn’t wanna let go of being able to watch you. He doesn’t wanna let go of you.
So, is it so wrong that he’s making a plan to make you his? To make sure you can see and perceive and love him? Is it so wrong that he wants to make you lovestruck for him like he is for you?
As he readies his arrow, he can hardly agree that this is immoral.
Oh, no. After all, you should take some responsibility for making him like you so much.
#yandere oc#male yandere#yandere x reader#tsuuper ocs#yandere x you#tw yandere#male yandere oc x reader#male yandere oc#yandere cupid#yandere cupid x reader#Lovell Tsuu OC#2024 yan/monstertober tsuutarr#yandere imagines#So basically i kinda wanted to do something where the initial attraction is accidental BUT it evolves into obsession lol#Lovell doesn't HAVE to stay in love with darling bc there ARE potions for cases like this. He just likes the reader soooo much#Lovell works for my yandere love god called Aizono so#Aizono would be like “ayo u yandere too? lmaooo lit carry on”#So Lovell would face 0 issues liking darling LOL
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zayne, hurting in so many levels x x
#love and deepspace#love and deepspace zayne#love and deepspace rafayel#rafayel#zayne#cat#cats#fanart#ZAAAAAAAAYYYYYNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#😭😭😭😭😭#before u know it#zayne is rafayel's new bodyguard#those who don't play the context here is this the first guy doesn't like cat but is a mermaid so he may attracts many cats#the second guy likes cat but cats are scared of him#so he j u s t#lads zayne#lads rafayel#love and deepspace fanart#lads fanart
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I've talked about if before but it's a frustrating thing that ppl get caught up on with asexuality where they think asexuality just equals "doesn't want sex" instead of actually understanding that it's about attraction.
It's a sexuality for a reason, and being asexual doesn't dictate anything else about a person, neither their libido or fictional interests or anything. It simply means not being sexually attracted to people, and the specifics vary from person to person.
#this is in part why i think ppl get so nasty over it#because they dont want to consider it as a sexuality that affects attraction and the way u view the world#the prophet speaks#asexuality
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xavier’s dynamic with mc is the most goated to me because first and foremost they chill with each other like friends do. Like that’s the foundation of everything, like sure it’s the nature of the game for it to be romantic but take that away and they would still get along so well—they’re friends and they meet each other in the middle as equals and at the end of the day it’s still love. sometimes no one else will know you the way a friend does
#friendship so goated bc u show up for no reason other than love#no physical attraction to move u forward just the act of fondness for someone else#being with someone without liking them as your own friend makes Zero sense to me#love and deepspace#xavier love and deepspace#love and deepspace xavier#lads xavier#lnds xavier#xavier x reader#xavier#this came to me in a visceral reaction when that man called me kitten and i was like#I don’t even know YOU#they literally started as high school friends#u can cosplay the high school romance but u will never have it#that’s me being shady
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Long time, no Akeshu memes
#some of these r so old LMAO but they make me giggle so I figure they’re still good to post#my fave is the ‘awww is someone scared?’ ‘Yes’ one LMFAO#the first two r also fun. that’s p much the dichotomy of Princekechi vs 3rd Sem Akechi#they r both so!!!!! I love them!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭#they’re such freaks!!!!!#persona#persona 5#persona 5 royal#p5r#p5#persona 5 memes#goro akechi#ren amamiya#akira kurusu#shuake#akeshu#mine#btw easter egg on the ‘ur not nearly attractive enough for this’ text post. my original screenshot was a TBOSAS meme so u can still see the#Sejanus & snow usernames LOL
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I genuinely love not having a crush like I’m not over here feeling physically sick over some mid guy being dry to me I’m literally chilling
#Spring semester of last year was so bad bc I was unironically into 3 guys at once and they were all#Being dry and cryptic to me#And then before that in 2022 I had my horrid situationship#I had a mini obsession arc in dec 2023 over someone but now there hasn’t been anyone since#And my palette is so cleansed#When a girl is like I miss having a crush I’m like you’re literally a masochist#There was very briefly a girl I thought I had a crush on when I realized I’m bicurious but#I haven’t put effort into talking to her bc the idea of pursuing anyone makes me wanna claw my eyes out#I’m pretty sure I ghosted her by like just not responding to her last messsge actually#Not on purpose but more so bc I realized I was feeling the same anxiety I felt whenever I had a crush so I was like#Yeah I’m dropping this for now#I’m also always the most present for my friends when I don’t have a crush so idk#Like I don’t wanna be consumed by anyone I just wanna chill#The solution to not having normal attraction to people is just to not be attracted to anyone at all#I fr cracked it#I always just crave the butterflies out of it and never an actual relationship anyway#But they’re so not worth it#Which is why I always get bored of guys who’re forthright like oh ok you actually WANT something…. U don’t wanna just have fun#Not for me#I think the guys I’m into and I typically diverge in the sense that neither of us wants a relationship but they just wanna fuck me#And I more so just want the butterflies experience / to playact couple for like a couple months but nothing too serious#Which is why it never works#Like it’s not that it doesn’t work bc either of us wants a relationship it’s more that what we want out of the situationship is different#So lame#Ok this was a lot but I literally came to this epiphany while writing these tags
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yea
#i had posted this everywhere and it occurred to me that i hadnt on tumblr. which seems like a crime#keith kogane#vld keith#vld lance#vld fanart#lance mcclain#voltron#klance#can i rant for a bit#grabs the microphone Id like to thank this huge step on my voltron healing journey to my mom#who said 'oh its that show that made you cry in frustration! the kitties!'#and i said 'yes mother i was 15'#i dont think ive ever felt so. like. bullied? i dont wanna say ridiculed but#by a shows' producer#not since fucking BBC SHERLOCK#and i dont mean oh of course it wasnt gonna be canon. Of cours it wasnt I dont mean that#what i didnt need was getting baited left and right#the show milked the shit out of. lets be real here. young queer kids and then turned around and pointed and laughed when they gained hope on#their silly red blue ship to get canon#bc lets be real if anything queer was gonna happen. ambiguous non binary pidge was already there#two skinny attractive teen boys is like low hanging fruit. diet rep#but it wasnt even abt that. at least i truly never thought klance was srly gonna b canon. i HOPED. but like. i never shipped 4 canon anyway#i LIKED voltron. i loved lotor. i had always been a multishipper allur//ce was rkly cute i couldve dug that#if they hadnt spent the last season looking miserable AND THEN DYING#tf u mean our female lead died TF U MEAN THE LATINO MC BECAME A FARMER? w the forever marks of his dead gf on his face? Are you joking rn???#anyway. hit me up for more voltron opinions i got tons#(mic drop)
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“peeta is bisexual” you guys are losing the vision. peeta isn’t even straight. katniss INVENTED sexuality for him. whatever katniss identifies as, he’s like “yeah, i’ll take that one” no questions asked
#katnissexual#i’m joking btw#and i agree with yall#he says you’ve ruined all other women for me#yeah twink we know#the hunger games#katniss everdeen#thg#nightlocked-in#everlark#peeta mellark#hunger games headcanon#hunger games incorrect quotes#thg incorrect quotes#bisexual peeta#peeta what’s your sexuality?#idk#what do u mean u don’t know#i’ve never thought about it#well i mean… do you like guys? do u like girls?#he thinks for a second…. girl#just one#katniss he says#i’m convinced in modern au’s when he’s dating someone else he just pictures katniss when fucking and then feels horribly guilty for it later#peeta why don’t you look at me during sex?#huh? oh glimmer uh… i just get distracted by how uh… good it feels. yeah that haha#katniss was his first love in every thing and not only was she his first love she was his ONLY love#so he’s never even considered being attracted to girls besides her#so when he tries to date he finds girls that are objectively attractive but on a scale of 1 to katniss they are still 1’s to him#and that never stops being a problem
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Hunter “Slutty Waist” CT-9901.
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the funny thing ab rafe (that most ppl may not agree w me ab) is that depending on how you want to interpret his gaze, he can easily look in love with whoever he is speaking to. & it's the exact way so many riara shippers get away w justifying rafe's feelings for kiara:
however it's only because drew is a person with naturally very glassy eyes and the stare he does for rafe is intentionally one that makes him look constantly inebriated (low lids, squinted eyes, etc). rafe is also used to mocking people, he thinks it gives him supremity, and so he likes to smirk/nod to patronise the other person, it’s not an act of subservience or attraction (the opposite in fact).
anyways i think that combination is easily confused with lust or love when he's just rlly fucking high and deranged lol.
#ik i’ve said so many times how drew is perfect for rafe cause he always looks high as fuck#but oftentimes i think ppl misinterpret that body language#i don’t hate riara as a whole but on the basis of rafe and kie actually loving each other i do#if u were to give me a dddne scenario with riara though.. that i’d enjoy for how it wld explore rafe’s attraction#rafe cameron
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This came to me in an early morning queer haze
Kissing my medics good morning (I am your husband heavy and I love you)
#tf2#team fortress 2#heavymedic#i know its super annoying for everyone when the sole medic on the team keeps pocketing heavies so as a heavy main i will say this.#to the medics in the chat: i dont expect you to pocket me and in fact you shouldn't. i suck. but! if you would it would be cool and gay and#and i will kiss you abd love you and give you yummy food and protect you like my life depends on it i will be your meat shield because you#are amazing incredible for picking medic despite the horrors. i will do everything in my power to help u. but don't pocket me i suck#i meant for that to be more meaningful and like giving advice but it got gay. but i meant all of it#when i see a medic healing me i immediately switch to shield mode my life is no longer mine i exist to protect the beautiful man behind me#thank you medics👍🏽 if u play medic i hope you have a wonderful day today everyday 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽❤️❤️#edit: i am gayer for heavy than i am for medic- but since i main heavy i am automatically attracted to medic and so this shitpost was born#so many people that play medic are apparently gay for heavy...... i feel so seen and understood
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I also like the idea of Bakugo coming home from a long, overseas mission only for you to be surprised when you meet him at the airport cuz he’s twice as beefy and four times more scary looking.
#Bakugo#UGH IM IN A CAR so I can’t write this f*ck#but meeting him at the airport and being shocked he’s HUGE and a little bit shy abt it#and you take him home and are all quiet bc u think he wants to rest#meanwhile he’s all confused bc you didn’t seem so excited to see him? only gave him one measly kiss????#and knows he gained weight and is kinda… nervous u hate it#and when you get home you’re kinda creeping around him#and he just bursts out to ask if you’re not attracted to him anymore or found someone new#and all you can do is like whisper#‘I am so attracted to you right now I feel like I could d*e’#‘and I didn’t want to bother u after a long flight of other how wet my p*nties are’#and then u f*ck like animals for a whole week#gen#shii posts
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