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can't believe that skeleman has turned on us, and Halloween Prom is tomorrow.
(what a top-tier UM...we are about to be just totally obliterated in the absolute silliest way. what possible use could this power have outside of bringing us to the brink of utter holiday disaster.)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#lost in the book with nightmare before christmas#hajimari no halloween#unique magic posters#this was so unforseeable!#i hope malleus gets pumpkinified immediately and sebek has to carry him around on a little velvet cushion#i hope jade puts his plant knowledge to good use by being extremely judgy about the firmness of everyone's rind#i hope that everyone is still wearing their silly little hats as pumpkins#(i know they won't. but if we don't have hope we have nothing.)#and i'm still feeling like oogie's gotta show up later and menace jamil just by existing#perhaps we'll have to team up against him with the scullsman or something 👀#also just to get it out before being proven entirely wrong#my theory is still that he's from the past and we gotta teach him about the True Meaning of Halloween (aka candy and funtimes)#so he can go back to his own time and become the founder of modern-day candy and funtimes halloween or something#bootstrap paradox be damned#i could be entirely off-base but that's what i'm thinking right now#idk he just has the vibe of an old-timey boy to me#he's had the great misfortune of being born before there were hot topics where he could meet other jack skellington fanatics#too late for the black plague too early for the black parade 😔
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Crush, crush, crush!
#atla#zutara#avatar the last airbender#zuko#atla fanart#atla art#prince zuko#katara#jet atla#zuko art#zuko fanart#atla zuko#katara art#katara fanart#atla katara#katara of the southern water tribe#jetkotara#jetko#zutara fanart#Gotta love these mutual crushes#Love triangle? What is that???#In this house ZK is the ultimate OTP but we can appreciate the beauty and charm of the Mutual Ex Jet trope.#If only for the comedic potential.#Okay but seriously. Jet had the biggest crush on Zuko ever and it's so embarrassing. It's not even subtle.#“Hey so I saw you from across the deck and I think you just might be my soulmate. Wanna join my gang and be my partner for life?”#“Wait why not. We can be hot and moody and dark and rebellious toge—what do you mean you don't want to be with me.”#“Why does being dismissive make you hotter—oh spirits you're a firebender. I'LL KILL YOU.”#“I know you're up to something you evil bastard—no I won't stop stalking you. Stop asking. What did you just—FUCK ME YOURSELF YOU IDIOT.”#(He doesn't.)#jetara
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real talk having the 2nd worst new years eve yet 🤢🤢🤢 (throat infection, twisted neck, banged-about-foot, ego AND the rest o' me all bruised like misjuggled peaches 🍑🍑🍑)
im bent outa shape and suspectin the universe owes me 8 buck if anyone wannsa chip in
#yes the 🍑🍑🍑was just an excuse to shove ass emojis in your face i'm only (occasionally. allegedly) human#now ask me about my FIRST worst new year eve. it involves wizards and portals and elaborate lies i make up on the spot#SAD REAL TALK <STARTS>:#also made the mistake of reaching out to my mom post-xmas#like what kind of c-ptsd NOOB does that. what kinda chronic holiday trauma survivor NOVICE??? embarrassing#THE SEDUCTIVE FALSE HOPE OF NOSTALGIA WILL LURE YOU IN EVERY TIME#'oh but maybe they won't disappoint me. but maybe they won't rip my heart out this time'#sweetheart that's your dear sweet inner child's yearning for what never was or will be. BEAT IT BACK WITH A STICK!#SAD REAL TALK <ENDS>#....back to that part where i talked about being bent out of shape#if anyone w/ metalwork skills wants ta take a blowtorch & hammer & tongs & have at... I'm open to experimentation is all im sayin#in lieu of that i would also welcome someone buying me a sandwich. i am. so sore.#(metaphysically sore but also the other more urgent im-at-my-daily-NSAIDs-limit kinda sore)#(hence: sanwimch)#...i got so sleepy writing this i started imagining the astonishing hedonism#of stroking a freshly grilled cheese-dripping sandwhich across my body like a loofah#the soothingness of the gooey warm near liquid cheese. the vaguely spongelike quality of toasted sourdough slice.#look i didn't imagine it on PURPOSE it just came to me like a vision like a threat#like one of those weird mens locker room ads where the sportsball is watermelon??? u know the one#where there's nudity & food & homoerotica & hot steaming showers in the background and STILL the overall effect is more offputting than sex#look i have a throat infection. i can barely swallow. i'm sipping chocolate milk to survive and i'm NOT EVEN ENJOYING IT. each drop is agon#(opposite side of the Tantalus spectrum but i'm suffering more than he has in 3.5 thousand years)#i'm dehydrated. barely conscious. electrolytes are circling down the drain. doctors should be incubating me w/ capri sun straws right now.#I GET A PASS ON THESE TAGS#i don't know what i wrote! and i don't stand by it! and you can't make me read em!!!
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“... is that Bucky?”
#you fucking legend#you are amazing even when i don't know what they are doing with you#i love you bebito hermoso#so fucking hot too#okay I'll shut up#bucky barnes#sebastian stan#thunderbolts*#marvel#mcu#buckybarnesedit#sebastianstanedit#thunderbolts#thunderboltsedit#marveledit#mcuedit#marvelcastedit#mcucastedit#gbbb
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back to negotiations :)
#xaden just killed a dozen guards. violet told him to sit and put his head down and he did.#then violet reopened the negotiations#haha so by the way i have this cool egg shell in my bag haha look#i was giggling imagining how THAT scene looked like to people who don't know what actually just happened.#out of context people would look and think oh does he feel bad#he just sat down with head in his hands after killing a bunch of people looking like he's upset about their death lmaooooo#and vi's soooo HOT for getting them out of that situation#pop off queen! call off your rabid dog and bring him to heel (lipbite emoji <3)#onyx storm spoilers#onyx storm spoiler#the empyrean#onyx storm#fourth wing#violet sorrengail#xaden riorson#violet x xaden
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hey idk which anxious pre-t babe needs to hear this but i didn't get to when i was younger so. testosterone will not make you ugly. it won't make you a horrible person. it won't 'mutilate' or ruin your body. if you want to go on testosterone then literally all that happens is it makes you really fucking hot and REALLY fucking happy.
#ramble#literally very hot. like very hot#there is so much sweat#'oh you're just trying to paint a pretty picture that it's all fine' yeah i am!!! it's fucking great. i love it#trans people aren't sad clueless little babes who don't know what's going on. if you want to go on hormones you Know what it's going to do#and you WANT THAT WHICH IS WHY YOU'RE DOING IT#i hate hate hate seeing detransitioners like 'it destroyed and mutilated me'#*proceeds to list the normal effects of hormones*#it's all fearmongering and it's SICK#personally i think we should start glorifying transition more. because it's BEAUTIFUL
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#OC
#my art#oc#original character#qv art#don't mind me just fiddling around with some original stuff~#me conceiving any character idea ever: what if....a hot guy 🫢#groundbreaking I know#anyway I don't have much on this boy because I just thought of him last week 💅#but his name is quinn and he's always cold and his bf is a vampire 😌#(this has nothing to do with the fact that I rewatched the twilight saga last week don't look at me)#please treat him kindly 🥺#quinncent#oc: quinn lacey
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wife
#yeah i'm not dead woo let's celebrate#my art#kuroshitsuji#kuroshitsuji fanart#black butler#black butler fanart#grelle sutcliff#grell sutcliff#anyway i didn't draw SHIT for a good while and when i got back to it i suddenly hated using the flat marker brush???#it's part of what makes my signature distinctive so i used it for that but yeah i switched brushes#oddly enough i'm not hating the more textured look? it gets very pixelated at times but it's not awful#back to the signature- it felt weirdly nice to sign things again#i haven't in a while#if you're one of the very few people who also follow me on instagram you'll know i don't use it on there#and the only art i've been doing these days has been original work so yeah nothing on tumblr#and thus the words 'brain exhaustion god stan' have not been written by this comically large hand in a hot minute#enough rambling this is just grelle art because i love her and i know y'all love her too so i thought it would be a nice comeback piece
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Nobody Wants This + Tweets
#nobody wants this#tweets#if these tweets don't convince you to watch this show i don't know what to tell you#cause these tweets nail it#adam brody being the perfect love interest in ever show he's been on#and should have been lanes endgame on gilmore girls#the oc#seth x summer#dave rygalski#dave x lane#seth cohen#hot rabbi#noah x joanne#veronica mars#adam brody#kristen bell#joanne x noah#noah roklov
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weird timing but s1 dads and their bastard fathers (and frank)
#dndads#dungeons and daddies#omega daddies#im sorry anthony why did you call them that i can never get over it#willy stampler#ron stampler#barry oak#henry oak#henry oak garcia#autumn oak#bill close#glenn close dndads#frank wilson#darryl wilson#dndads odyssey#i also wanted a reason to draw the s1 dads as teens so#also apparently people found my design for bill hot?? i don't know what i put into him in that first post w/ him but#yknow idk it just caught me off guard lmaoo#also have no idea why frank came out looking vaguely like ned flanders but its funny to me so thats him now#my artwork
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Interview With the Vampire 1x05 | 2x03
#i don't even know what this is lol. hot guys sucking on armand's neck propaganda maybe#iwtv#armand#louis de pointe du lac#daniel molloy#nicolas de lenfent#lestat de lioncourt#interview with the vampire#my edits
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LUO BINGHE CASUAL SENSHI COSPLAYER
OH, ABSOLUTELY.
(context)
#poorly drawn svsss#svsss#modern au#luo binghe#shen qingqiu#okay technically shen yuan because this is a modern au but I don't have a separate tag for the two.#Casual cosplayers are the worlds strongest fans. You vibe with a series/character so much that you take on their style into daily life.#For every person that learned better self care with Dungeon Meshi there is someone who learned they were into hot bears because of senshi#I also know there are some people who learned they wanted to *be* a hot bear because of senshi - so extra kudos to those folks.#Shen Yuan would love dungeon meshi...Guy who can't cook but would still buy the limited time kitchen set.#Also I feel like I've leaned too much into the 'LBH pines for SQQ/SY' and neglected the equally true reversal.#They fact they are both obsessed with each other is what makes them so good. SQQ is just more in his head about it.
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Made adjustments with an older winter connverse because sometimes I like to revel on what improvement I had by 'correcting' my earlier stuff. Lol
#I don't know why I used to mostly make the top part of the head so narrow but I'm super glad I realized that. I mean I have an idea why.#I'm still miffed about that tree on Steven's side. I drew that using a real life picture of a snowed pine tree as reference...#took a longer bit finishing it too#while the one on Connie's side is a quick generic winter pine tree... And the latter looks so much better than the other one! 😓#I didn't bother drawing over that tree though#Steven's face was also adjusted a bit so if you squint you'll notice there's a difference in the way they were rendered#connverse#Steven Quartz Universe#Connie Maheswaran#Steven Universe#SU#winter#my shiz#Bruh. It's suddenly hot over here. It's like. December already! Is there going to be another typhoon?#I can't remember what I was going for with Connie's coat tbh. Lmao
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Mark Haynes as Player 4 Stream (2024) dir. Michael Leavy
#Mark Haynes#stream 2024#usermichi#userdylan#Mine#i literally don't know who would enjoy this so i hope yall do LOL#i just... he was really big and hot#and for what? a horror movie?#absolute insanity#happy halloween yall
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yes louis and armand had filthy kinky sex between this:
and this:
y'all felt this, don't lie. feel free to argue with the wall. and don't just take it from me:
#loumand is hot i don't know what to tell you#discourse with the vampire#loumand#like come on - if i could make gifs i would include armand's cat-like slow blink#fyi - that look on that day is the last time i even kinda root for this relationship#once daniel and louis learn the truth - louis get the fuck outta there#loumandiel?#sure why not#inspired by one of my moots :)
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ultimately when it comes to shipping and fandom space treatment of aspec characters i just don't accept "aro/ace people can still date/have sex" as an answer from nonaspecs. like yeah. mhm. okay. now i think we both know that you're not saying that out of real interest in the diversity of aspec experiences. so you can turn in your seventeen-page essay on why and how you plan to examine this character's aspec identity within the context of a romantic or sexual relationship complete with evidence from canon and peer reviews from multiple aspec people within the next week or i'm putting you in the pit from the edgar allen poe story
#you know. the one with the pendulum#'hey. why are you as an allo person shipping this aspec character like this'#'oh aspec people can still date/have sex!'#'yeah. now can you answer the question that i actually asked you'#like goddamn just say you don't care they're aspec and you want to fulfill a sexual/romantic fantasy with them. that's Fine#it like. sucks. for sure. lotta aspec people will be unhappy with you. but everyone is entitled to their own wants and experiences.#but i'd prefer you just be honest with it rather than using our community's conversation points as retroactive justification#and ONCE AGAIN. you guys are real fucking cavalier with this shit and it shows a real fundamental lack of respect for aspecs#when most of you would NEVER ship a canonically gay character with the 'other' gender. cause again. it would suck.#you can do it. nobody's Stopping you. but it would suck.#and we understand that putting a queer character in situations that erase that queerness is shitty! until it comes to aspec characters!#and whoa... there it is again... people don't consider aspec identities to be queer... crazy how it always comes back to that#anyway. you all know what i'm talking about. have seen many posts about this lately#it is [ long sigh ] unfortunately a very hot button issue with the advent lately of alastor hazbinhotel#which. again. god i wish there were other canon aspec characters to be having this conversation about.#but we'll have to do our best with what we have#aromantic#aromanticism#arospec#aroace#talking#aspec#asexual#asexuality
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