#if it isn’t obvious already

[babyblankyerror]

How I imagine their meeting would go

[firestorm09890]

do you love the city you live in

[thegrinningghost]

pew-pew I’m here with mythology!

I finished writing a Skystar fanfiction (posted it prior to this one) and while I was working I was listening to music. I was NOT listening to WYFILWMA though I intended to. Instead, I got stuck listening to For the Dancing and the Dreaming, because it fit and had an awesome tune and affect on the story (imo)

But it also gave me the idea of if the Cybertronians were mixed with Celtic and/or Nordic gods. Sounds crazy, but listen:

Dagda is a Druid, and loving husband, god of life/death, magic, nature and all that jazz (not the Cybertronian one! /silly)

The Morrigan is a triple goddess of death, war, fate, witchcraft, and a whole lot of other spooky things

Oh, and those two are married

I SWEAR IT REMINDS ME OF SKYSTAR

you’re not convincing me the Elite Trine isn’t Badb (Starscream), Macha (Thundercracker) and Nemain (Skywarp) and that they don’t make up the giant scary lady fae called The Morrigan

ANNDD that their husband isn’t a giant silly kind-hearted green Druid man (Sky/Jetfire)

THEY LITERALLY FOUGHT WARS OF TERRITORY SND GOT MARRIED TO END THE WAR GUYSSSS

(istgs if this becomes a story i write ^^’)

I’m gonna make this a whole AU just watch. I’m so certain Knockout is Aengus, guys. It’s gonna become a thing just you wait and see

[jackandjoker]

thinking about three kinds of boys who went to jail for 5 years.

one spent the entire 5 years thinking about the sweet guy he met at a bar, the reason he confessed to his crimes. 5 years thinking about him, getting tattoos about him, filling an entire book on ways to apologise to him. 5 years alone, with no visits from family or friends, only his own thoughts consuming him.

while the aforementioned sweet guy never wants to see that boys face again. the boy who gave him a bit of hope, that maybe, just maybe he could live the life he wanted and clear his family’s debt without resorting to violence.

but somehow the boy becomes the man who came to apologise to him after 5 years in prison, the man who won’t stop leaving him alone, the man he ends up getting married to. because sometimes the guy you never want to see again becomes the only person you dream of your future with.

then there’s two other boys, both of whom had their boyfriends by their side (even though not always physical) throughout the 5 years. who had boyfriends do anything possible just to meet them and hold them.

both of them were surprised by their boyfriends after completing their sentence. one went to see the northern lights, while the other got to get back his restaurant. both got to spend their lives the way they always wanted. both finally got to be happy.

all that to say, if you spend 5 years in jail, happily or not, in love or not, you will definitely get a happy ending 👍

[emily-mooon]

Nancy Wheeler the shoujo manga protagonist you are what with your love triangle and everything about you my pookie <3

[yuwuta]

the best part about naruto having ended eons ago is that i can say anything into the void and i cannot believe they gave sasuke and sakura a kid and expect me to believe that that child is not more inherently talented than boruto 😐 get real

[bugflies00]

the arcane editor game is equivalent to the dsmp fanartist game

[wickmitz]

what do you think mitzi’s type in men is?

hmm, this is a fun little ask! especially since her love interests, on a surface level, couldn’t be more different. we have :

zib : former long term boyfriend but not quite … they were very loose with labels, as we know from outside information and the way zib lives life in general. but despite this, whatever feelings fostered between them were intense ; enough so for him to stick around years later, resigned to a chained down lifestyle simply because he doesn’t want to leave mitzi. he’s very loyal in that sense! even if it’s not a conventional type of loyalty. we know that before bitterness seeped inbetween their bond that zib took good care of her, while also being a complete mess of a person ; someone perpetually scared whenever physical conflict is concerned and being a musically inclined man who very much treats himself as a free spirit, with a morbid philosophy and feel towards life. he’s got a major tortured artist aesthetic!! is a little gripped by melancholy and nostalgia … zib is a lot of things, and ambitious is surprisingly one of the many puzzle pieces that make up dorian zibowski.

atlas : ruthless gangster, has an eerie presence that frightens even the people closest to him. he is prone to a more quiet disposition ; never speaking and always a blot of unremarkable grey. but he is an opportunist! someone who can manage a business and take advantage of shortcuts and loopholes to become even more successful … basically he is wealthy and uses his assets well. but all of this is done with a manner of distance, leaving even those closest to him never having the full picture of who he was. it’s also worth noting that mitzi and him had eventual problems, which caused her to seperate. also perhaps has a heart of some kind, but whatever love he possesses is hidden under layers of blood and mystery.

wick : well-to-do bore, and i say this with all the love in the world for wick! but compared to previous paramours he’s rather clean and talkative … there is a constant earnestness to him that bleeds out, an honesty and a more conventional sort of kindness. he doesn’t hide behind smoke and mirrors and there’s never really a front he puts up around mitzi -- or his investors for that matter, hence why he’s treated as an ‘outsider’ so to speak. he is an alcoholic who loathes the details of his job but is more than passionate about the job itself and makes this everyone’s problem … he is a little helpless, in the sense he’d die without someone there to make sure he functions … and is, like zib, perpetually afraid of conflict. can be a little wishywashy and can come across as uncaring due to his cheeky tone … but he’s loyal and caring, with a hobby for the unusual ( bugs and rocks lol ) as well as being able to look past the gossip mill and see the actual mitzi may as he knows her, someone who’s going through a rough time and is either too kind or classy to be a brutal killer. he is hypocritical, a little snobby, and rather forward with mitzi too. kind of a flirt when he wants to be!

something that immediately stands out to me when looking at this lineup is that mitzi doesn’t enjoy a violent man. i don’t think she loathes someone who can so brutally or clinically remove others from this earth, but if she were to go for someone they’d usually be sweeter in a sense. it meshes well with her old personality and kinder heart, perhaps brings it out in her, and that sort of levity and breeziness is more enjoyable than, say, being fully aware of the dangers that lurk around every corner because the man you’re beside is prone to bringing it. she also enjoys more talkative types, someone who’s less quiet and demure and serious, and is keen on her men having a hobby they care deeply for ; some sort of long term goal to work towards doesn’t hurt either. and because of some scenes in the comic, i’m a firm believer that mitzi wants someone who can make her smile or laugh with ease, whether because they’re ridiculous by nature or genuinely funny! she has a sort of funny bone herself, enamored with gallow’s humor and darker jokes, so having someone who either a.) reacts hilariously in the face of her jokes or b.) who can return that energy with teasing or their own brand of silly is desirable. everyone could use a good laugh or two, a sense of joy injected into the bustling life they all live, and this all ties back to mitzi being more drawn towards the less stuffy types of men.

so atlas seems to be an outlier when it comes to her type in many ways, hence the later problems they apparently had in their relationship even if she did love him dearly. but, of course, atlas did have something very appealing to her that zib had failed to give, which she rather fondly recalls in the comic page vestige. whether zib likes acknowledging it or not, mitzi wasn’t as gungho about their normad life as he was … or, at the very least, when she lived another life besides that one, she realized she had a preference! and atlas gave her that path, that knowledge that she wanted something else, and seemingly for the very first time in her life … she felt like a proper lady, a feeling that clearly meant a lot to her. it wasn’t just the dresses or the wealth, it was the constant eye of atlas who could have any dame he wanted, but fancied her his wife regardless. it was having someone so respectable looking, dressed well and groomed well, being able to see her as something other than a sweating, exposed girl in a bawdy dress. atlas’s seemingly polite treatment towards mitzi was enough to garner her affections in spite of everything else, so i think she enjoys that now in others, ; folks who treat her as though she’s a woman in high society, men who don’t gawk at her or make lewd remarks immediately … she probably prefers the courting process now and the quaint dates ( that she doesn’t pay for, mind you ) that come along with it. she just -- likes mutual respect, i think. and who doesn’t? she’s been through a lot to get to where she is now, even if it’s a bad predicament, and she’d like for that to amount to something. some sort of acknowledgment, some kind of recognition.

however, it’s worth mentioning that her views on romance and all that it entails have been warped since the death of her husband. such a loss would change how anyone approaches their dating life, if they were to even have one afterwards … after all, mitzi’s whole problem is that she doesn’t want to move on from atlas and has thus completely romanticized him in her head, to the point that she earnestly believes she’ll be miserable forever without his presence. any problems she had with atlas have long since been erased by her tortured mind, leaving her with a profound misery she’s wallowing in. i think she believes herself as incapble of romantic or sexual inclinations nowdays, leading her to view the advances made towards wick as a necessary ‘evil’ for the sake of atlas may and little else -- when she genuinely does like sedgewick to a degree, and wouldn’t go on dates or kiss a man unless some part of her honestly wanted to do so. ( i also think she was attracted to wick somewhat even while married to atlas, but that’s besides the point ) so this is all a rather complicated affair! she is vulnerable and weak, is too aware of herself and the criminal underbelly squeezing in closer … add this on top of her still heavily grieving and having no one she feels she can talk to, you have someone who is rather changed. mitzi is so far removed from herself and who she truly is, or was, that there’s no doubt it’s affected her type ; now she’ll settle for anyone if they’ll just help her, and even then she’d be dispassionate if romantic entanglement of any kind was involved in that relationship. it’s not something she wants right now, and honestly, it all seems scary and daunting … besides atlas, zib was the only other man she’s ever loved enough to stay around for, so she’s never faced a loss like this before. has kept zib throughout all the turmoil and changes -- so this is, as far as we know, her first major loss where it concerns matters of the heart. it’s not shocking she’s so messed up after it, especially given how fresh it all still is. all of this rambling is to say that mitzi’s a little more stingy and cagey then she used to be about love or sex, and she has a lot of inner battles to face before she can fall for someone and be sure about it. needs to thaw, i think, and she would require patience and understanding from anyone who actually wanted to be with her. mitzi could move on with time ( i do not think she’s the type of widow who’d never date again! ) but it would take quite some time to do so. well, in a world where she’s allowed / is able to heal anyway!

while her type would probably remain the same, i could see her wanting a serious relationship more than she did prior to the death of her husband. has no energy for the loopholes, or the rationalizations, or the fickle nature that can grip someone’s heart. she has matured in a lot of ways since her band days and would take comfort in frivolous things like labels and promises of a future, together, as lovers. while what she had with zib was nice and is cherished alongside the freedom to do as she pleased while on the road with the band, i don’t think she misses it. having the stability and assurance of an actual relationship, with all the hardships that come with it, would be better suited for her. as long as she’s treated like an equal of course! i don’t think she’d be keen on her partner hiding anything from her, even if it’s meant to protect her, due to where that put mitzi when atlas was killed. she’d rather know and be disgusted, or worried, or scared than to not know about something at all until it’s too late … again. naturally patience and compassion would also be of importance, as would the usual things she loves like loyalty and a passion for something in life. and while never required, she’d be happy if the person possessed even a singular musical bone in their body! she still thinks artists, particularly musicans, are sexy after all … likes the angst and brooding that comes with it, the slight flare towards the dramatics … as long as they can handle mitzi in her pitiful entirety and do, to some degree, care deeply for her and will compromise … i think she could find some happiness wherever. bonus points if she can live comfortably for the rest of her days too, lord knows she’s tired of the constant battle of hucking and bargaining.

but yeah! mitzi’s love life is vast and complex and i definitely see her as someone who is more flexible in type than other people are. though there are similarities between her suitors if you really look! anyway, i hope i was able to briefly touch upon this subject because my shipping brain loved your question and kinda went into overdrive, alas. tldr ; her ideal type is wick sable. sorry. once wick learns an instrument the wedding is back on!! … i’m kidding lol. well, mostly <3

[sunshineneedsaplacetokeephernsfw]

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Me: *on Liam's route* Romantic my ass! This is a tragedy

[asurrogateblog]

I think it’s really funny that the media latched onto lucy in the sky with diamonds as the pro-drugs song when tomorrow never knows literally quotes timothy leary

[clickbeetle]

seeing as i’m a fan of gooseworx’s most recent work, the amazing digital circus, i’ve decided to watch her older stuff. little runmo was absolutely delightful.

where are my little runmo content farms? where is Little Runmo Get Pregnant And Hit By Car Sad Story For Children

[blarefordaglare]

Fan Joy July day 15

This one’s by @commanderwindy

Link: https://www.tumblr.com/commanderwindy/756014295311106048?source=share

I absolutely LOVE how you drew Fairy Hyrule! His wings are absolutely stunning and go with his character so beautifully, and the flowers in his hair are just ADORABLE for his character!! Also the high five/fist bump with Wars was just an awesome drawing to include and now I will write about it because…it’s amazing!! I hope you enjoy! ___

“Well this is bad.” The captain looked over at his right shoulder, giving a wry smile at the traveler, “We need to get to higher ground, but that monster camp is in the way.” He sighed as he adjusted his armor, causing Hyrule to momentarily flutter off the shoulder.

His wings fluttered as he chimed out a response, the voice holding an undertone of strings of glass in the wind, “Can’t I just cast lightning? It would get rid of them.” 

He just shakes his head, “I’m not sure. It’s dangerous.”

“We’re all named Link and traveling across time itself and camping in places we rarely even knew existed. Every aspect of our life is dangerous.” 

He couldn’t disagree with that, “Fine.” 

The lighting blasted, battle cries commenced, swords were drawn. Feet danced in a battle of life and death, until the last creation of Demise was cleared.

Warriors reached his fist over to the fairy, “I have to admit, that was a pretty good idea.” He grinned slightly as Hyrule energetically struck his palm onto one of the fingers in a hi-five. 

“I try,” he fluttered back next to his brother, exhaustion creeping up slightly but pushed down from the adrenaline, “now let’s go back to camp.”

[danothan]

tough pill i have to swallow is realizing that “getting better” doesn’t mean “getting to do more things,” getting better for me means taking better initiative in protecting myself. and THAT means making sure i do LESS things

[quibbs126]

I kind of wish that in TF One, we saw more of an even mix of Autobots and Decepticons pre-war

What I mean is like, from what I understand, all the miners we see, with the exception of D-16, are future Autobots, while the Decepticons are pretty much exclusively the former High Guard. Which is also a bit ironic seeing as how in other continuities, Megatron and a number of Decepticons were the mining lower class, whereas here he’s the only one in his faction to be made up of that group

Have a bunch of the miners be future Decepticons alongside future Autobots. Hell, have another one of the quartet be a future Decepticon like D-16 (you could probably replace Bee. I like him but he’s probably the easiest to replace, given he’s mainly comic relief). Maybe take some of the High Guard and make them miners. Miner Starscream would be weird but I kind of want to see it now, especially with just how strange it is to his character. But maybe not him as the replacement quartet member, maybe someone else

I just think maybe it’d be more interesting, and a better look at how the Cybertronian War really divided the planet, with former friends and coworkers now mortal enemies, as opposed to fighting guys they don’t really know. I mean if anything the Decepticons are more gonna be the ones with that weird shift of fighting former allies, since older transforming bots are still gonna be on the Autobot side

[awnrii]

oh I realised I never posted this. shoutout to the best TET duo

[downloadablecreature]

Important question

Who wins in an unarmed, one-on-one fight (presumably to the death, but I can be flexible)

Professor Abraham Van Helsing

or

Trevor Herbert, the homeless, heroin addicted vampire slayer