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heavymetalelemental · 1 year

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Accurate portrayal of me playing Dredge:

Okay, so I need some scrap to upgrade my hull. Oh look a shipwreck- wait.

OH GOD NOT A SHIPWRECK! I REPEAT NOT A SHIPWRECK! THE BASTARD HAS TEETH! AAAAA!!!

#dredge #actually though i really love this game #even if it is trying to give me a heart attack #would you believe that wasnt the last time i fell for that?#if i had a nickle and all that

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yuhi-san · 5 months

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*staring at my vashwood wip*

what's it with me wanting a devestaded vash to be burried under sand in a storm...

#trigun #fanfic #if i had a nickle and all that

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toxooz · 11 months

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been sick as a mf dawg but i managed to draw the ol Ollie n Kari halloween costumes for this year🤘

#ollie #kari #my art #original character #halloween #pyramid head #monster girl #monster bf #monster oc #terato #silent hill #monster #sick n tired of bein sick n tired but tHE TRADITION CONTINUES #insert the meme if i had a nickle for every traumatic experience of someone grotesquely vomiting in front of me #and then me getting sick from anxiety the day after i would have 2 #all bc of some guy from a state n a half over who Nobody else knew not being able to handle his liquor nor weed im #bc Somebody never got the fact that strangers from the internet are probably weird and maybe dont drag them with u to closed parties #its almost comical how easily it couldve all been avoided and how i couldve never fukkin knew this guy existed lmfao #but alas that is the trajectory of the eternal curse of living AHA #ANYWAY im good now and i feel bad for the guy i do but For The Love Of God #this damn puke phobia that has plagued me my entire life is going to be the death of me i can feel it mr krabs #the horrors persist but so do i i chant thru gritted teeth #oc #exophilia

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time-woods · 10 months

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You know you are literally carrying the entire Prohibited Wish, right? You are amazing, you are loved, your content is amazing, and your content is loved. As an Aromantic, this actually helped me discover what I want instead of trying to accept being alone forever.

WE BOW DOWN TO YOU AS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR!!

UEUE THANK YOU SM ! !

and ahhhhh im so glad ! !

honestly my art is usually trying to convey affections im comfortable with as a fellow aroace spec person ! so im glad ive also helped others ! !

#asks #if i had a nickle for each time i helped someone figure out something to do with theyre aroace-ness id have 2 #that i know of #i hope all aroace spec people out there know that ur allowed to experience affection ! and relationships ! they just might be different !#your allowed to want company and to spend your life with someone #it doesnt have to be romantic

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stone-stars · 3 months

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Murph: They wanna like-- just like toss it down their mouth. Or just like put it in-- Emily: Have you considered like, hucking it up their butthole-- Murph: What? Emily: --so hard that it goes into their stomach? Jake: Yeah. Caldwell: Ohh. Aabria: As long as it's inside their body, I think it counts. Emily: (laughing) Right? Like, alternative means of entering the body! Caldwell: You-- you wanna egg chug. Aabria: Yes! Murph: Okay. Jake: I fear that a deviled egg doesn't have the structural integrity to go up an ass. Emily: Ooooh. Murph: Right, to get through a butt. Yeah. Emily: The flimsy egg defense. Caldwell: Yeah. Murph: It would-- It would crack in the cheeks. It would crack in the cheeks. [Everyone laughing.] Emily, through laughter: You're right. Jake: Yeah, but you have to keep in mind that a deviled egg is only half an egg. Caldwell: That's true! Jake: So that's-- Emily: Ohhh, that's just so it's easier to go down. Jake and Caldwell: Yeah.

#naddpod #d&d court #dungeon court #naddclips #i need you all to know. dear reader.#i had this audio file saved as 'egg butt'#but i clipped it so long ago i was like #what the fuck is egg butt #and then i opened it and. within two seconds i understood why i called it that #anyway. everyone witness egg butt #if i had a nickle for every time i listened to the naddpod cast discussing putting eggs up people's butts #i'd have two nickles #and one of them would have an illustration from caldwell on it #(shoutout to court lawderdale lol)#d&d court: the angled egg

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spacerangersam · 29 days

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idk i just had the urge to draw one of my other ocs. her name's Cassandra, she's trans, and she's had a demon attached to her since she was ten years old! they make it work

#a few days aho i tried to read some of the old scraps i wrote for this #but uh. i think it got corrupted so ive basically lost all of it #tragic #also if i had a nickle for every time i made a trans woman oc who'd buddy with a buddy id have two nickles

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chacolachao · 1 year

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Finished Color Splash Commission for ThisIsVoided’s lovely character, “Mama” Fuchsia Rosewood She turned out really lovely I think :3

#commission #oc #if i had a nickle for all the bat characters i've been commissioned to do #my art

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bloo-the-dragon · 1 year

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*holds nebula like hamborger* what am i to do with you.

#bloo talks #nebula #i'm speaking specifically of the cryptid one not the mer one here #it's 3am and i'm having thoughts about him #the lore i'd made for him long ago while was a lot of fun to mess around with at the time just gives me a headache now #i made it all so needlessly complicated jgkfg #making him a mer helped fix/retcon that and i'd almost abandoned his original design to just stick to the mer version #but drawing him again recently has re-ignited my love for the old design #and now i'm thinkin 'well frick what am i gonna do with him now'#because while i'm keeping his design his og lore has been mostly retconned now #as for what he is well he's no longer a robot but a full blown actual shapeshifting cryptid like Bloodmoon #which is funny for sun and moon given his look #They'd be like: 'if we had a nickle for everytime some fae/cryptid changed to look like us we'd have two nickles #which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice'#something something celestial themes and faerie folk being attuned to them kinda deal i guess #either way i'm going to bed

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scalpelsister · 1 year

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also this isnt really proper shade at larian or anything and the writing of this game is SAURE good so dont take it this way but.

i sure do wish. Minthara was not villain batted as hard as she was. Her being locked to "evil" runs and being mutually exclusive with several party members. Her being nothing more than a miniboss for your average player- who does not even know shes a potential party member! Her being so chronically unloved by the community because... shes the "evil" companion. Hell, even the amount of people saying frankly really edgy shit about killing her or hurting her completely unprompted lmao. Like I genuinely think shes been pretty unfairly demonized both by the community and by the meta of just like... the game itself because she's really actually..... kind of, dare I say, sweet? if you get to know her. ugh.

#also if i had two nickles. shes sylvanas all over again lads i fear #idk obviously larian handles her character much better than wow ever handled sylvanas but its genuinely like #kind of eerie how similar they are and how hard they where both villain batted considering how evil they actually are #ESP compared to their male counterparts #like i would argue that neither of them are any more evil- and likely are even less evil- than a lot of the men in the same game that #are not villain batted at all.#like every character in warcraft is a war criminal so sylvanas is hardly uniquely evil on that front #and i have a hard time buying that minthara is anymore inherently evil than astarion lol #idk again larian handles trauma much better and it feels... inauthentic to accuse them of not treating minthara well because shes #traumatized. thats def not the argument im making here but it IS really sad to relate to / find catharsis in another traumatized elf #only for her to be. villain batted just like the last one :/#idk. its just a bummer.#like again thankfully its not a thesis of larians like. karlach and shadowheart and laezel are all beautiful and wonderful examples of like #traumatized women allowed to be angry and validated for being angry #BUT im selfish haha i want my bestie minthara to be able to have a happy ending w the rest of us and i dont want to see her demonized for #idk being a traumatized angry woman like!! it seems outta place for that to be the message but #whatever im rambling ive lost the plot #my post

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revvethasmythh · 8 months

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I love it when durge gets this one particular expression on their face and you just know you're gonna do something fucked up in T-minus 10 seconds. I have lovingly dubbed it The Grinch Face™️

#it's been a minute since i've seen this face. not since we killed timber i don't think #thanks papa bhaal for the incredible powers of *checks notes* persistent and uncalled for animal murder. bro wtf lmfao #RIP to all the animals my NATURE CLERIC tries to talk to i guess 😂#(I'm kidding it's only the two but like. if I had a nickle etc etc)#bg3 #rosie plays games kinda okay #ah shit here we go again #the dark urge #sorry for showing you (people on this blog) all of these but they are my enrichment and they must be posted

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bumblingbabooshka · 1 year

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Workforce Tuvok is my cringefail babygirl

#why are you a Vulcan suffering from dysphoria syndrome?? So you can get held down by other men???#I really want to know what 'humorous anecdotes' he had to share.....I love him so much #I love that without his Vulcan discipline he becomes even more clearly annoying <3<3 explaining a joke TO the guy who TOLD IT to him #+ laughing SUPER hard at someone else being 'humiliated'#Also Janeway looooves being romantically quirky in an old romance movie way and idk how else to describe it #Neelix: If I had a tarynian nickle for everytime I had to rehabilitate a friend who'd lost all their memories I'd have two nickles #which isn't a lot but-#st voyager memes #bea art tag #OH! Janeway seems like she's two seconds away from swinging herself around a lamp post in the rain with a dazzling smile on her face #Workforce Tuvok (and thus normal Tuvok) contains so many multitudes...he is SO friendly he is VERY annoying he is SCARED of needles #he is OFF putting and PUSHY and he is KIND <3 #He seems like if I made a mistake he'd VERY loudly laugh and point it out but also help me correct it while telling a story about himself #Literally a CRIME that Tuvok and Neelix didn't interact in this ep they would've become buds #another crime is that Tuvok does nothing in the second half of the episode v_v not even a little 'ribbon scene' at the end #Janeway: Thank you so much Chakotay and only Chakotay for helping get us all out of there <3 #Tuvok in the background: ..........................................................................................#the 'ribbon scene' would have been between him and Seven - she completed the research he started v_v

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wurmwizzard · 6 months

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I FORGOT to post about this but! got commissioned by my manager to do a little piece for the back-of-house message board. felt nice to be trusted like this!

#i really dont put much of myself into my job but i really do enjoy the people i work with and its a fairly easy simple job that #gets the bills paid. i also like the idea of all of my coworkers plus future employees seeing MY work even when im long gone hehe #i also got my supplies paid for soooooooo just scored myself a free jar of a lovely deep shade of green #goober.txt #my art #also i just realized that if i had a nickle for every nautical themed job ive ever had id have .... three nickles ??

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neilroost · 2 months

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this scream fandom shit has been fogging my brain in a bad way lately i doubt ill even use the tags at this point

#if i had a nickle of everytime a hyperfixation went shortlived because of some stupid argument slash 'drama' id have a lot of nickles #i cannot be assed to deal with the 3 quarters of scream fans; ghostface jerkoffers ; some nasty pr*shitters ; and like stuilly truthers that #not all but some that. i dont really like #text post #last words bye guysi love you ... will still use this account i might send more of my saw stuff than stuilly because it was never #meant to be one fandom specific....

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supersecretnerd · 3 months

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Ok so these designs are cute as hell, the Internet is just mean

I have too many thoughts about a game I still need to watch

#goodbye volcano high #i dont have the money to buy it but god i need to watch a playthrough when i have time it's so interesting to me #like; the theme of 'yeah we're going die but that doesn't mean we can enjoy what time we have left' sounds amazing to me love that #its so funny i was actually watching a review of it that was basically 'this game sucks and here's why'#and then it just started listing off shit like- 'the characters designs are pastel they're nonbinary you die no matter what'#and then my neurons just went off and went '👁️👁️ oh! sounds amazing i want to see more'#fuck yeah pastel nonbinary dinosaurs lets go #well i think its just fang thats nonbinary and then two other trans characters #i saw a cutscene! and it was about the experiences of being an apart of a family as sec-gen immigrant and trans-#and i thought that was cool as hell dont recall ever seeing that in any of thr arts ive seen before (but there's lots of art out there!)#heard it got some glitches tho (havent looked in depth of what those glitches are) hopefully it got patched out #also im so fucking pissed i saw the gator game before i saw this 😮‍💨 (context; apparently made by people who made a fangame where they #the mc of this game a datable side character and they only have a happy ending if they detransition? which fucking yikes😬)#i saw people say 'oh but they did it empathetically' like how the fuck is taking a canon nb character and making them only happy through #detransitioning empathetic that sounds super fucking shitty and gross #i think a character that detransitions can be done and would be interesting to see- but this just reeks of people being transphobic for real #oh also purple dino has a slug or worm or something apparently! seems cute! just a lil thing #apparently its a rhythm game; listened to some of the songs and it sounded good! sadly i suck at rhythm games #but apparently failing doesn't affect the story? kinda wish it would but honestly better for me lol-#pink one and fang end up dating i believe- from what i saw pink is like- soft spoken artist? dunno if accurate but she's cute #all the characters are cute just look at them!!! awesome #also they have to just continue school like normal before they die and honestly thats so real #also saw people dislike the fact you dont see the characters actual die or the meteor #which is ??? dunno i just think some things are better left implied than shown-#anyways man i keep trying to find neat stuff about the game and all i see is people bitchin about it or praising the shit fan on instead 😔#man if i had two nickles for a time i grew to become obsessed with a media only for loads of people to hate id have two nickles #first nickle is kat elliot she's such a cool character Internet wasn't ready for her #also yes i saw obsessed i can just tell this is something ill go bonkers for #i mean god look how much text is in my tags for this already! and i still need to see the game in it's fullness!#im sure there's other cool shit

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morrigan-sims · 4 months

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Hi! :3 I'm sorry but I don't know the names for most of the things I'm asking for so this may be a confusing read :{ basically yknow that one character rook that you've been using as a dnd character? I really like his corset thingy majig or like top that hes wearing but I can't find it anywhere :( do you remember where you got it? or what its called?

Hi nonny!!! No worries! You got it right! I've been calling them corsets in my head too. My beloved idiot bastard man looks so good in them, and I'm sure your sims will too!!! 💖

I'm not sure which corset shirt you're talking about, bc he's worn two. I'm going to assume you're talking about this one from my most recent CAS pics (which my best friend, Ash @heyastra, calls his "slut shirt")

You can find that one here. (reuploaded bc the original is paywalled)

but in case you're not looking for that one, there's also this one from the Hanged Man render and my earlier CAS pic of him.

Which you can find Here.

#Anonymous #ask Morrigan #wcif #thanks for the ask nonny! I hope your sims look half as amazing in these shirts as my boy does!#(sorry that sounds stuck-up. I'm just obsessed with him lmao.)#ts4 wcif #man it's been almost a year since I got a WCIF on anything lmao.#probably because I stopped posting ''modern'' sims...#not much of a market for fantasy cc. And those of us who do use it already have all the common stuff bc there's not a lot of it.#sorry this took so long to answer. I literally opened it as SOON as I got the notif but then I got distracted making a dnd character.#actually to TEMPORARILY replace Rook while he's been kidnapped by Wolf. :)#they're the only ship captain brave/stupid/crazy enough to agree to the job bc the party wants to hunt down the most powerful pirate around #and they're a very eccentric tiefling warlock and I love them so much.#they don't have a name yet #funnily enough they're my 2nd nb purple tiefling warlock dnd character....#if I had two nickles....#anyways they don't have a name yet but I'm gonna try and make them in the sims tomorrow. :)

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witch-sweets · 8 months

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Personality swapped Banranby and Snatcher cuz they're silly

Don't ask why Barnaby is orange I just thought it would make him spookier

#a hat in time #ahit #ahit snatcher #billie bust up #barnaby billie bust up #bbu barnaby #Bbu #The blorbos of all time #AND IF I HAD A NICKLE FOR EVERYTIME A PURPLE GHOST IN A 3D PLATFORMER WAS A NERD WHEN THEY WERE ALIVE AND HAVE A GLOWING YELLOW FACE #ID HAVE 2 NICKLES #WHICH ISNT A LOT BUT ITS WEIRD IT HAPPENED TWICE-

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