#if i get one more eat more ur so skinny with the why r u fat combo ill start eating people whole

[qualityrain]

asian parents dont comment abt ur appearance or weight to show affection challenge

[junior-april]

Bf!eren headcanons.4

More headcanons/masterlist

Cabin/lake day edition

I saw this post and i just couldnt help myself LMAO but this one is short bc idk why im making new things when i already have a fat line of drafts to complete 😭😭😭😭

- On a lake day he defo runs up behind you to pick you up and jump in the water

- He likes when you latch onto his front like a koala while hes just swimming around😭

- He pulls ur ankles and or bites you from underwater when you cant see him bc hes an annoying little shit

- Defo forces you to play chicken with sasha and connie

- Will pretend to drown to get more attention from u when you keep on talking to the others💀 its so silly tho bc the whole group just stares at him as he flails in the water like an idiot

- When you’ve dried off already he’ll come out the water and bear hug you to get u wet again

- He started swimming with his hair tied up but it ended up tangling when he got out and whines to you asking u to fix it and getting mad u didnt warn him it would tangle if he tied it how he did

- This isn’t original i forgot where i saw it tho but someone said he eats like how a little kid devours watermelon super quickly and intensely just wanting to get back into the water asap

- He’ll piss u off by slipping his hands into ur swimsuit while ur in the water and no ones looking then start saying it wasn’t him, it was the fish (spoiler there was no fish)

- He also picks you up even in the water to flip you backwards or throw you again at any chance he gets

- u guys go swimming at night aswell when no one else is there and have a cutest little skinny dip🙏😊 (tbaw ref maybe🫣 #FuckTeamJean)

- He finds it funny to pull down jean and connies swimming shorts while theyre swimming

- He just cant be trusted underwater bc he has no restraint when no one can see him coming💀

My requests r open for anything u can ask me any specific headcanons for eren or any character aswell!! Tysm for reading 🫶🫶

[dmcheatsheet]

undead

First one is a Carmenii Barrow King, great dragon slayer in his past, (hence pet) but paranoid about adventurers and especially DKs who would tear through his home and resting clan, just to steal his treasure. Spys on u while ur on his mountain, he will try to lead DKs away by attacking them with skeleton strick team, having one escape and lead them away.

the second is a barrow king who rules a full valley (against the Laws of the Barrow Kings) and uses newly acquired FelFire to dominate his own undead people. He seeks to rule a nation among mortals, first step was securing this valley (which can only be entered through a cave aka his barrow kingdom is legally 'in a cave!') which he plotted 300y ago with the placement of his kingdom in this spot. Next step would be bringing in new people and this expanding. Living people would be illegal, but undead from other places can join and stays who join him will technically be doing the right thing, like registration of themselves. But something very illegal is he's working on ways to turn the living to undead. Circumventing the Deep One's devine process of Death -> JUDGMENT -> Undeath (if they don't go to Devil Kingdoms for punishment or get claimed by a God, or reincarnated if an elf or dwarf.). Has allied a felflame welding vampire.

third pic is a shadow elemental who was feed another elemental or elemental energy, like expending leveled frost spells to power it up. Or lightning I guess, cus bLuE.

fourth is a wight, an undead that keeps going for pride alone. A draught rises for greed, revenant rises for revenge, zombie is risen by another, skeleton 'Why not?' lich kills self and rises self. A wight, never allows itself to fall. A ghoul is forced to eat others, a wight trys to live the life it feels cheated of, (in this case, glorious warrior) a vampire is like a lich but vamp is

all those below, push 2 Undeath by choice&will

-vampire. Ritual that gives ur emotions to person who sired u. U r emotionless and can't feel anything, so u must drain the emotion of others and gain just enough feeling that seeing heartbreak and grief and extasy make unfeel some little thing.

-lich. Ritual that captures souls of others. U are influenced by the fears, hate, and paranoia of the souls in ur phalactoy, they are never content with being there. So liches get extremely paranoid and brutal rages and terrified always.

-ghoul. Desecrating the dead will cause such a curse. Grave robbers (rob innocent dead, not undead that's dif!) Will grow pale, show bulging vains, skinny and yellow, elderly eyes. Those who eat the dead, go bald, greeny blue skin, sharper teeth and nails, can't grow or have kids, they desperately hunger all the time, bloody flesh calms them while they eat it, but only human flesh calms them for a week. Those who kill and eat someone (like an animal would) become full ghoul. There could be a secret society or village in the northern wastes maybe, u find the journal of a Marco Polo type, who speaks of this perfect village and how welcoming they were to him and how they are the best evidence of his whole journey, that others should travel the frozen coast! He mentions a little girl, a dancer named friggi, she was 12 and could jump from Piller to Piller wearing these coloured banners, on the ground she looked like some psychedelic wizard, but in the air she became a storm if colour. She tried to teach me but I feel, and crushed the girls arm. (He's a Goliath of silken throne) my heart broke, as the people told me they don't believe in healing magics. They used a staff to heal my grazes but Friggii they said, must bare the twisted arm for life as is there odd costume. My heart broke into four pieces when I knew I'd scared her for life, then eight pieces when I thought they might kill me for this, then sixteen pieces when they forgave me, supplied me, and sent me on my way with smiles and waves. (They let him go for more tourism, usually they kill and butcher people <then wait a day (crazy and edging) so not to be full ghouls who caused by eating warm corpse> they hope a PC will voluntarily stay or they convince the injured one to stay or somehow split the party. The dance, all ghouls are watching the party's reaction, not the dance. Same when they bring a pc diving or pond fishing, or snowboarding, or to read in the library, or working with the (heavily burned) blacksmith who has unique 'frosteal' which disapates flame if attuned. The village has one cool thing hyper specific to each PC, hoping they will divide and can get jumped separately. Start with 'u can't find the hole u jumped in, it's like one continuous sheet of ice (drowns). Then opens a book, and darkness in shape of a hand reaches out and u black out. Then taken from behind, then the overt ones. Before all being in the meat locker. Problem is no group ever made it this far, and not from this direction, they are used to Devilkin who don't have as diverse powers and would be blocked by the runes against felmagic. Also maybe an abeloth (star wars) looking gal falls for a PC and just as PCs get down from the chains and break runes she sneaks in hoping to free just him, hide him in her rabbit hutch, until their friends are butchered then have him eat some, U can be one of US! U won't loose ur mind if the meat is totally cold!

They breed rabbits far from the village (prevent bingeing) the glade hollow in a hill they live in is open from the top though and snow owls have recently started hunting and nesting there again. The rabbiters have massive scratches all over their heads and arms, old owl attacks.

-wight. Don't believe they are dead for a while, then the realisation, if it comes at the wrong time, they collapse and die, but at the right time, eg in battle when they are ran through but keep going... That will only boost the delusion, now delusions of grandeur! They have to kill things like them. Feeding on their souls a bit, but also on the rise in ranks. Warrior thinks self ultimate warrior, becomes wight, kills other arogent warriors to strengthen identity. Wizards and scholars. A wight thief would steal the souls of other thieves.

Blue beard, the scoping captain of the grave dredger. He was eaten by the demon whale if I remember, and a shadarkai on bored thought the crew their death magic tatoos. Making them all death Knight apprentices in a way, but after surviving and escaping, they never set foot on land, and never faced the oathkeeper, who resides beneath land, not the see. The Deep One has heard tale of Blue beard and his undead crew from the prayers of other DKs, and HATES IT.

elven ghosts will join with an element and become a half elemental, half undead. A DK can but it to rest, an FK can capture it, an EK can tame the elem.

[xseaxwitchxkpop]

NSFW Alphabet: Sub!Sannie Edition

A/N: I've seen a lot of dom!ateez edition for this but not really much sub!ateez, so y'all know I had to do it lol. As always, take this with a grain of salt as I do not know the ateezers irl

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A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Doesn't matter if y'all had rough and kinky sex or sweet and soft sex, this boy will always be blissed out when y'all are done. He needs all the sweet kisses on his cheeks, his neck freckles, knuckle kisses, and cuddles. Whisper praise to him and feed and hydrate him...and give him a bath if it was a particularly rough session complete with washing his hair.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He's most proud of abs because not only would he be able to see (and feel) a tummy bulge with ur larger strap on/large dick, he also knows it earns him praise from you because of how hard he works for them. On you, he can't choose his favorite: he'd sway between your lips and the way they make him shudder, your fingers and the way they dig into his hips, and your legs that he could hold onto in missionary, whether thicc or skinny.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

He definitely loves to eat cum, both yours and his, but especially his when it's paired with degradation. He also loves the feeling of you cumming in his ass and it never fails to send him over the edge and wiped out so quickly...he will beg for this. If you have a pussy, make him eat you out after he came inside, it's one of his favorite things.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He's really private with intimacy and prefers not to show off...however, at least once, he would love nothing more than for you to take him in front of a camera and treat him as nothing more than a useless plaything for your pleasure, showing everyone that you own him and then gift the tape to his members...perhaps to lead them to a whole ass orgy where he gets absolutely destroyed by everyone on your command.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Contrary to popular belief, he's not as experienced as we might be inclined to believed. He's probably only had a couple of partners because he fell in love way too fast and might have messed around with a couple of members, but overall he's only kind of experienced. He knows what he's doing as a baseline, but it's also different for different people, so he quickly learns YOUR body and its responses.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Honestly depends on his mood: if he wants it fast, rough, and completely fucked out it's doggy style hands-down; if he wants it slow and sensual, good old missionary with his legs laid over your thighs so he can squeeze them when the bedsheets aren't enough.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Most of the time, he likes to be more serious with sex because he views this type of intimacy as people sharing each other and putting utmost trust in each other but every once in a while he'll want soft, giggly sex where you two simply exist in a moment and in each other without the filth of kinky rough sex.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

I'm more than positive all of them, at the bare minimum, trim their pubes for logistical reasons but I think San probably just full on shaves down there as a matter of principle: if he likes you to be clean shaven down under, he'll put in the same effort for you.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

As I've said, he's a very intimate person, so he treasures every single moment every time you two have sex. No matter how far deep into sub space he gets or how severe his punishments, his heart will always fill up with joy and happiness whenever you two get intimate. He's also very possessive and he feels 1000x moreso when sex is involved which is why his orgy fantasy will be nothing but a fantasy for quite a while.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He doesn't masturbate too often because the relief of the release is not satisfactory and he only really does it when it becomes an annoyance or interference in his daily routines. BUT. When he's on tour and finds himself on the rare occasion that he is aching for your touch, he'll take a pair of your used panties he snuck into his baggage and jack off in the shower to the thought and smell of you.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

This kinky mf will try most everything once. Some of his kinks include but are not limited to breeding (you breeding him and him breeding you, depending on if he's a service top in the moment), restraints (i.e., shibari, handcuffs), sensory deprivation (i.e., blindfolds), tummy bulge (in him), hair pulling, choking, cum eating, mommy/noona/hyung/daddy/master/mistress/etc., dollification, edging, pegging/anal play, biting, nipple play, and cock rings.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

He prefers the bed above all else because it resembles a little nest of blankets, pillows, and plushies which makes him feel the safest in whatever the mood y'all have goin on. He is not, however, opposed to being railed on the countertop.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Hmmmm I think a better question is what doesn't turn him on. He's definitely a kinky fucker and a sex fiend, but among his top turn ons are ass groping, lip biting, hair tugging, and gentle pats on his lower back, especially if you're doing it to guide him somewhere. Also the Voice (tm), especially in public!

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Deliberately ignoring him, even if it is out of playfulness and teasing on your end. I don't peg him as an attention whore by any means, but he is very sensitive to being included/excluded and the like, so this would only genuinely hurt him, especially if you decide to drag it out for longer than a couple of minutes.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

This man LIVES for eating you out and/or sucking you off, whether that's a strap on or actual dick. It gets him going so much so please let him just go down you at any time, any day, nearly any where. He doesn't like receiving much because he doesn't get too much pleasure -- he doesn't make him feel subby at all and that's not something he particularly likes but if you really want to, he'll let you go down on him every once in a blue moon.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

As emphasized previously, it very much depends on his mood, but he'll typically want fast and rough on his more stressful days and slow and sensual on his more "down" days when he needs to be reminded that he is loved for more than just his body, that he is more than just his body. The soft and giggly sex he'd want when he's in a very happy mood and just wants to share that warmth with you, the sweet thing.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He's not really that into quickies, but if you want one or two, he's not gonna put up a fight lol.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Again, he'll do nearly everything once, so yes, experimentation/risk is the name of his game.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

During fast and rough intercourse, he could probably go three rounds with overstimulation but during slow and sensual intercourse, he could do a strong single round or a questionable two rounds because the slow and sensual one tends to be more emotionally exhausting than fast and rough for him.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Ofc the sweetheart owns toys! Miss Size Queen has his own dildos, vibrators, anal beads, handcuffs, and nipple clamps. Most of these things he uses on himself and his partner uses on him, but every once in a while the partner will use one or two things on themselves to tease and punish the poor boy.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

If he's being a brat, he will tease you to no end until you have his ass and remind him to behave. Most of the time, though, it's his partner that's teasing him and he might try to tease you back out of revenge. Keyword: try.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

San is loud as hell in bed and there is no convincing me otherwise. He will let out the most sinful moans, cutest little whimpers, and high pitched whines so muffle his mouth with your used panties/underwear or stuff his mouth with your fingers to decrease his volume. The only time he's not being loud is when he's so completely fucked out that all he can do is whimper, drool endlessly for your strap on/dick, and roll his eyes in the back of his head.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

He loves it when you make him cry from fucking him so good. The first time he cried from fucking was when you two tried out mirror sex and you forced him to look himself in the eye in the mirror and he was absolutely gone. This kind of fucking, however, leaves him kind of sore in the ass for the next couple of days so y'all rarely do it when he's working on promotions and a comeback so when y'all can do it...well, he won't be walking for a while.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

He's a little longer than average, but not by much; he also has average girth. This doesn't bother you, though, as you're the one fucking him most of the time and he knows how to use his dick, anyway, so it hasn't caused any problems between the two of you.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

He has a pretty high sex drive, so when you're not in the mood and he is, you indulge him in guided masturbation either with his hand or via plushie fucking. You'll also let him ride your thigh if you can handle that or give him a quick handy. However if you both have the same high sex drive, y'all gonna have a lot of sex at many times during the day.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He tends to fall asleep pretty quickly, passing out within like 20 minutes of y'all finishing. If, though, it was soft and giggly sex, he wouldn't fall asleep at all, he'd just snuggle into you and talk about cute things he saw that day or scroll through social media for cats or some cute shit because he's not really tired, just very warm and very content...dare I say, like a cat in the sun.

[anaisbackbitch]

Distractions Mass Post

watch youtube videos

- any of your favourite YouTubers are good

- I usually watch workout/diet videos, ED short films and supersize vs super skinny

make your bed

- pretty bitches need their beauty rest

online shopping

- skinny bitches need skinny bitch fits

- it's fun either way and if ur broke just use ur imagination <3

smoke/vape

- learn or practice some vape tricks they're endless

- reduces yo appetite

clean any room

- I’m talking a DEEP clean if u got the time at least, clean every single damn crevice: I used to do this at my work too, didn't get extra pay sadly

-but yeah skinny bitches need a nice clean space for skinny bitch photoshoots

- whoever you live with will love you (trust, I became the clean queen at work very quickly)

have a long bath or shower

- why not have clean glowing shiny skin?

- feels great

study

- smart and skinny? this one’s a steal

listen to music

- you can also dance it burns cals

- happy vibes aye

watch a movie or show

-sometimes just laying there is cool too

read a book

- smart and skinny? lol I’m not saying this again

play a game

- gamer skills

- show off those gamer skills

go for a walk

- it's beautiful out there you can find trees and grass and lakes and rocks

- not in a hurricane

- burns those yucky calories

exercise or stretch

- woah indoor AND outdoor activity

- so healthy

- ur so inspiring babe! 10 more mins!!

play with ur pets!!

- cats eat when they're bored

- don't let ur kitty get fat

- it's fun

get crafty

- makes a mess u get to clean up after which burns cals

- u make pretty art

- make me one

practice your hobbies

- I’m not cool but maybe you play guitar or something

take a nap

- the nicely made bed comes to use

- skinny birch beauty rest

look at thinspo

- kills ur appetite

- I’m sorry if ur depressed after this

- I hope u have pets

drink some fluids

- just focus on ur water

- eat the ice

- not my fault if ur tooth breaks

create a dream board

- Pinterest = heaven

- manifest ur damn goals

- be ~aesthetic~ or whatever

scroll through social media

- once again will likely make you depressed

- try Reddit so u just see memes

journal

- manifest ur damn goals

- has kept me occupied for hours

organize something

- literally infinite options

- organize ur Minecraft shit too

- you can FIND STUFF? wow

do your hair

- pretty skinny bitch

go out

- I’m sorry if u have covid

- I’m sorry if u live in a covid hotspot

- but go to the mall or library or park

- those r my privileges

[tay6119]

Some things I think about/noticed in Tommy's beach episode today

I'm late to the party since I couldn't watch live, but let's unpack this shit show.

- Even at the start before the stream starts, Tommy just seems less hype and this makes me so sad even tho it's all character

- "We've gotta be sad now" I- Tommy, but he got all hype cause he remembered his party...

- We been knew for the angst, but no one showed

- Tommy was trying to stay hopeful and say he just had more time to prepare (IM SO SAD)

- The Venmo sign lived on for 2 seconds

- "LOADS of people online" there's like 4 people, but I'm glad he's happy

- Tommy calling his log gf hot

- "I fucking hate green things"

- HAPPY TOMMY POG... why did it have to end so soon

- Tommy gets hype over the idea of Tubbo maybe coming

- Would reconcile

- Drugs for Big Q

- People leaving the game and Tommy being confused

- Dream deffo didn't hand out those invites-- green bitch

- He looks so giddy to see people I can't do this-

- "Dream joined the game"

- I'm sorry but like I'm imagining Dream scheduling his day around Tommy's streams tyfguhbjnk

- Tommy saying green zombies aren't his friends, maybe parallel to Dream, but idk yet,,

- DREAM SOUNDS SO CALM AND LIKE WHATEVER AND NORMAL I HATE HIM C!DREAM CAN PERISH

- Dream apologizes for being late and Tommy immediately throws his good stuff on the ground

- Dream the bitch doesn't explode his stuff today

- Dream just lies... like a LOT, especially abt Tubbo

- "Why's no on here, then"

- "Maybe they're running late" DREAM STFU

- "I've lost my apetite" TOMMY MY BOY

- Dream keeps bringing up Tubbo, acting like he knew sOB

- Tommy has no one to ask, but Dream, so he just has to believe him I hate this

- "No one cares about me anymore"

- Dream really tries hard to pretend he's sympathetic

- WHERE IS GHOSTBUR COME GIVE TOMMY SOME BLUE

- Tommy says since he doesn't have power no one wants him, maybe Dream is trying to make him power hungry and on his side through this..??

- Dream u damn gaslighter

- Tommy destroys the bridge :((

- Tommy just sounds so broken, this poor boy

- Maybe Wilbur actually did send the invites and Dream got rid of them? That's why he encourages asking Wilbur?

- Tommy leaves a skinny bridge, he still has some hope.. I think

- Tubbo lost his compass earlier and now it's in the lore and I-

- TUBBO IS SO SAD DREAM STOP UR LIES

- Tommy thinks abt burning his compass, but can't go through with it

- KEEP UR HOPES ALIVE PLEASE TOMATHY

- Dream shut ur ratchet mouth

- "I just wanna go home" he sounds so broken :((

- Dream gives permission to see the Christmas tree and tells him it's not like anyone wants him anyway

- Tommy refuses to see the tree even tho he was so desperate

- Tommy saying the "Dream Rider" is meant for George

- "You obviously care about me Dream" SIR NO HE DOESN'T

- Tommy finally decides to eat once Dream says he cares

- Tommy kills his gf when she holds another man's nub (no context needed)

- Anti-ginger propoganda

- The stream post major angst is so bitter sweet I can't TAKE IT

- Dream mentioned George like 5 times unprompted.. this man-

- I love Dream and Tommy's relationship sm, but C!Dream can choke :)

Y'all that's just the stream with the major angst at the begining and then someaka like the first 40 minutes,, I'm in painnnnnnn so much has happened

If you read this.. idk why LMFAO I put like e v e r y t h i n g down, but I may or may not have some theories in the works :) IM SORRY THIS IS SO LONG I EXPERIENCED PAIN

[prettylittlebrownskingyal]

🎂☆ Jason Todd Birthday Week ☆ Aug 16th - JASON’S BIRTHDAY

Dickface Grayson: what do u want for ur bday baby bro?

RedNerd: a big booty hoe

Spawn: same

Wiffle: sksks DAMIAN

The family group chat is usually rather annoying. No one sleeps and no one has boundaries or tact so there’s always three hundred messages and long ass tangents (courtesy of Tim, Damian and sometimes Duke) for Jason to read over his morning coffee.

It’s a big thorn in his ass.

But it’s routine. He’s grown to expect it like he anticipates sunrise, it’s become one of those things on his mental checklist that he can never forget. Those morons keep finding more and more opportunities to weasel their way into his life and it’s so goddamn irritating that he loves it.

Which is why the lack of notifications he wakes up to makes his skin itch in an unscratchable way. His first instinct is to assume something’s wrong because there’s nothing beside that one question from Dick. But as he replies, Damian and Stephanie’s responses follow immediately— he finds relief in knowing their fine but his confusion grows.

He realizes he’s bored.

He has a three day stretch of no plans and he’s so freaking bored he kind of wants to claw his eyes out.

Dickface Grayson: i told y’all asking him wouldn’t work

Dickface Grayson: i. told. y’all.

Timbits: stop with the y’alls

Wiffle: y? cuz it reminds u of connor?

Timbits: fuck off

Wiffle: bite me

Babs: I say, we go with the original plan

Duke☀️: but how are we going to get him to go willingly go to a party?

Spawn: we could knock him out

Timbits: NO

Spawn: and just carry him there

Timbits: Damian I swear to GOD

Dickface Grayson: why can’t we do the surprise party

Wiffle: cuz he’d hate it

Wiffle: and he’d kill us

🐥Cass: let’s just get him a cupcake and call it a day

Spawn: i second that

Spawn: or we could get him an escort

Babs: DAMIAN

Spawn: put it on father’s card

Timbits: as much as I would LOVE to see that

Timbits: we can’t

🐥Cass: add it to the list for next yr dames

Babs: I have work to do, you guys plzzz come up with something.

Dickface Grayson: good luck babs

Dickface Grayson: I say party

Wiffle: i’m going with Cass and the cupcake

🐥Cass: ^^

Dickface Grayson: Damian I see you typing. Don’t say it.

Timbits: he’s Jason guys. he doesn’t want the attention of having to blow out a candle and listen to us butcher happy bday

Timbits: we need something he’d like

Wiffle: let’s just give him his presents

Wiffle: they’re all books anyway

🐥Cass: books and cupcakes

Spawn: no that’s stupid

🐥Cass: ur stupid

Spawn: ur stupider

Wiffle: Tim’s stupidest

Timbits: blocked

Dickface Grayson: CHILDREN

Dickface Grayson: babs will murder us if we don’t come up with something

Timbits: I mean…. she’ll muder you

Spawn: muder

🐥Cass: muder

Wiffle: STUPIDEST

Jason calls Alfred, texts Bruce and leaves a long winded voicemail for Barbra. She replies with three smiley face emojis and then a voice note of her reminding him that his has three days off for his birthday specifically for resting, to stop worrying about everybody else. She’s stern and sure and he knows it’s pointless to argue.

Alfred had been vague too and Bruce hadn’t replied— with all his sources dry, Jason’s left pouting in his apartment, bored out of his mind. He keeps opening and closing his apps to see if there’s been updates.

There isn’t.

RedNerd: why are you guys so AWOL

Timbits: we’re giving u a break hbd loser

RedNerd: shady

Timbits:🙃

Timbits: i’m disowning Steph

RedNerd: i’m on her side whatever it is

Timbits: traitor

RedNerd: 🙃

Jason sighs languidly. He flicks his phone to the side and watches it bounce off the couch. There’s a full five seconds in which he allows himself to release his boredom in a long, guttural groan and then he’s diving after it to check the screen. It’s not broken. He resolutes himself to reading as all else fails.

Timbits: Jay’s getting antsy

Dickface Grayson: ughh

Wiffle: what r we gonna do?

Spawn: yk

Wiffle: Damian

Spawn: shut up Brown, I was going to say that Duke had an idea.

Wiffle: oh

Wiffle: what’s ur idea sunshine?

Duke☀️: I never volunteered

Wiffle: I’m starting to like the escort thing so plz

Duke☀️: fine

Duke☀️: I’ll invite him to the manor to play PUBG

Duke☀️: no party

Duke☀️: and then we do family dinner and have Alfred make a cake

Dickface Grayson: that’s simple enough

Wiffle: and Alfie makes the cake he’ll have no choice but to accept it

Babs: good work team

Duke☀️: team?

Babs: Good Work Sunshine ☀️💛💛

He’s cleaning his kitchen for the third time when his phone vibrates. A plate is almost dropped in his haste to get to it.

Duke☀️: PUBG. Pizza. Manor?

RedNerd: yessss

The manor’s dead silent when he steps into the threshold. Alfred slips out of the kitchen to bid him a quick hello, hands him two boxes of pizza (one extra cheese and the other sausage and peppers) and shoos him up the stairs.

“You look like shit,” is what Duke says in greeting. He already has the controllers and television set up. Jason feels a little like he’s found bliss.

“I’m losing it, man. No patrol and shit for three days? I’m going to die. Again.”

“Yeah cuz I’m about to kick your ass. Hand me my pizza and sit down.”

“It’s on, sunshine.”

Dickface Grayson: Duke has him in the den. we’re jist gonna ease in one by one. Alfred’ll bring the cake, we’ll do presents and then it’s done

Wiffle: sounds good chief

Timbits: is my pizza here?

Spawn: no one ordered for you

Duke☀️: yh it’s in the kitchen.

Timbits: right, expect me first.

They play four rounds until Jason’s spent most of his pent up energy on killing opponents. Duke gets better every time he plays and he works well with Jason’s style. It reminds him that they should team up more for patrol.

Damian slinks in on his toes right as they start the fifth. He’s got a box of pizza balanced in one hand and Alfred the cat tucked under the other.

“Todd,” is all he says before plopping down on the opposing sofa.

Tim wanders in after, barefooted and rumpled. He opens his mouth to say something, spots Damian and snaps it shut. He makes a noise that reminds Jason of a busted engine. He doesn’t know what that’s about, he doesn’t want to know either.

“Timbo, take this.” He passes him the controller and yanks his skinny frame down with one arm. “Play for me so I can eat.”

“Cheating,” Duke intones.

“It’s my birthday, I can do what I want to.” They all visibly stiffen at the words. He continues, speaking quickly around a mouthful of pizza. “And also. You guys have been really weird all day. What have you been up to?”

The response is a three tiered chorus of, “Nothing.”

“The group chat was dead quiet.”

Tim is stuttering something out when Damian drops a “I wish it was,” under his breath.

Nobody says anything. He chews, swallows and waits for them to fill the silence.

“What?”

“Nothing.”

“Do you guys have another group chat?”

“No.”

“Why would we?”

“Yes.”

Jason’s braces himself to be as offended as he possibly can when three things happen in the space of a minute.

Tim throws a slice of pizza at Damian while Duke ducks between the cushions. The ensuing fight is so loud Jason can’t hear himself think.

Dick and Cass come stumbling through the doors with Stephanie tailing behind them— their all singing “happy birthday.” Alfred— bless him— is following along with a small sponge cake adorned with lit candles. He makes it one foot into the room before there’s a loud splatter, a scream and shouted curse.

There’s a controller in the cake.

Dick and Steph are on the ground trying to pull a shocked Damian and Tim apart while Duke sinks further between the upholstery.

“Jason,” Cass crosses around the disaster zone. She offers him a hand and gives him a firm shake. “Happy Birthday.”

“Thank you.” He’s still stunned, gaping down at her like a confused goldfish.

“These are for you.”

It’s a pile of hard copy classics secured by a gold ribbon. A tiny bite size cupcake sits on top.

“Thanks Cass. I really appreciate it.”

She hums, casts a glare at Damian and sways out of the room.

“Well,” Alfred snaps. “I’m going to clean this buttercream off of me while you all fix this ...mess. Master Jason, it appears I owe you a cake.”

“It’s fine, Alfie.”

Dick slams his fist to the floor, fuming. “ It’s not.”

“It’s ok—“

“Jay we’ve been trying to plan something special for you all day. This was the best we could do— just us, just a cake and some presents— and we found a way to screw it up.”

“That’s what the other group chat was for.”

Tim chimes in, rolling out of the chokehold Damian has him in.

He sees the guilt hanging around the dropped corners of their mouths like anchors. So that’s why they were so unattached, they were just being annoying amongst themselves.

“This is….it’s great actually. That,” he points to Damian on the ground. “Was quality entertainment. Duke is still a PUBG genius, which it was nice to be reminded of and this—,” he raises the books and cupcake. “—is really all I need.”

He and Dick split half of Damian’s pizza out of sheer spite. Bruce comes in at some point to let them know Alfred’s making another cake and then he somehow gets sucked into a game of Super Mario. Later, they’ll all gather around in the kitchen to force feed Jason cake and watch him open presents. It’ll be quiet and intimate and just right for him.

He’s not bored to death anymore.

Tomorrow, he’ll wake up to four hundred messages in the group chat and the world will right itself.

Wiffle: We’re all going to remember what we’re getting Damian for his bday next yr, right?

Duke☀️: lessons in decorum

Timbits: tickets to the Crayola Experience?

Timbits: tickets to Sesame Street live?

Wiffle: no

Wiffle: a trip to Home Depot to get him a big ass hoe

[4acoffee]

Bonjour!! I saw that ur request are opened so yes. Can I get a request for Sero and Bakugo with a S/O that only wears baggy clothes, one day the pull their S/O shirt and they get surprised when they see that their S/O has an hour glass shape. Take care!! Thx!

Hello!!! WOW thank you so much for asking I didn’t think I was going to get one on here so soon but I really appreciate it aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, anyways here you go, I honestly thought you meant an hourglass tattoo or something at first lol, hope it satisfies (:

Sero

I bet you would be laying around in his room or something when he finds out

like he would be running his hand over your sides in a huge hoodie and he’s just like...wut hol up

would be so confused when he pulls up your shirt and you literally have an amazing body

but like no one would have guessed because its always hoodies, sweaters, and over sized shirts for you yunno

He might think you were just really skinny at first

Lounging around on a Saturday at the dorms was basically a normal occurrence at this point to you. This included being draped over an equally indolent Sero like a large blanket.

You probably looked like one too with a large hoodie engulfing your much smaller frame like they did so often; the sleeves hanging loosely from your hands.

Your eyes wandered lazily, trailing random patterns on the ceiling. Sero groaned lightly from underneath you, shifting slightly so that his head was now on the headrest and you were placed in-between his legs.

His hands traveled down from where they were resting over you to underneath the hoodie and began to run up and down your skin, going a bit higher every pass until he stopped all of a sudden at the curve of your hips.

You were completely unaware of the confusion the boy was feeling by then.

Why did you feel so lean all of a sudden? Were you always that skinny? Were you not eating properly and had he just not noticed?

He was broken out his train of thought when you moved to lie on your stomach with your face buried into the crook of his neck, his arms still on either side of your body. Moving his hands up more slightly he felt your form widen out a bit.

“Y/N, sit up a bit will you.” You heard him ask.

Complying, you got up, sitting up with your legs wrapped around his waist and shooting him a confused look.

Now with a clear view, he moved his hand back up, raising the hoodie up to show your slim waist following your bust, then widening out some more forming an hourglass sort of shape.

Sero whistled, “Wow Y/N, I always knew you were a looker, but damn.”

You huffed and looked away, “Shut up, you crackhead.”

He chuckled and pulled you down by the waist for a kiss.

Bakugou

I’d like to think you would be hanging out at his house in the morning when it happens

perhaps after a night of  f r i v o l o u s  activities ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) so you were wearing one of his shirts

Or not because then he would have seen your figure already

you’d be in the kitchen when he comes up behinds you and slips his hands up your shirt

would also be very confused at first

100% would think you had malnutrition for one horrifying second and start coming up with plans to feed you before getting curious and realizing that’s not it lol

places you on the counter to get a better look (;

The sound of the cabinet closing was unbelievably loud in the quiet and serene atmosphere of Katsuki’s house in the early morning.

You weren’t trying to be loud really, you just wanted some damn morning Nutella, there was a secret jar you kept somewhere here for whenever you were over. A jar that Katsuki could never find out about of course because it would surely be immediately confiscated.

Perhaps his mom had moved it somewhere else?

Lost in your effort to find your only saving grace, the whole human coming up behind went unnoticed.

“What the fuck are you doing”

You froze instantly at being caught red handed like this. Putting on your most innocent face you turned around and smiled sweetly at the tired hero.

“Morning Suki! I was just — looking for something to make for breakfast!”  

He grunted, “Don’t lie to me Y/N, you’re way too fucking peppy right now for someone that I personally know is not a morning person.”

You blinked and cursed him silently for knowing you so well.

Sighing, you rest your face on his chest and groaned, “I just wanted something sweet to eat damn it, why are you so mean to me.”

You heard him snicker as he lowered his chin onto the crown of your head. Instead of replying, he brought his hands up to your waist under the large over sized shirt you were wearing that had previously belonged to him.

He ran his large hands up and down your waist and you sighed in comfort.

Bakugou however was confused as to why you felt smaller than usual.

Were you resting enough? He knew the hero course can be tiring sometimes. Were you eating properly? I swear if this girl is having malnutrition because she ate more chocolate than normal food I’m taking away her Nutella privileges for the next five months.

Than it occurred to him that he had never really seen you outside of your clothes before.

Had he just never noticed her unhealthy habits before???

A quick run over your hips one more time proved to him that you were not in fact, completely skinny. Almost sighing in relief he smirked to himself and picked you up by the waist to place you on the counter top.

Now with a better view he lifted up your shirt and admired your shape, training had surely gone well for you.

Looking back up, and as answer to the question in your eyes, he leaned forward and rested his forehead against yours.

“Who would have thought you were hiding such a nice body under all those loose clothes, princess.” he whispered before beginning to lean forward for a lovely kiss —

when his mothers voices echoed across the house

“Oi, KATSUKI, YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND BETTER NOT BE DOING ANY OF THAT NASTY SHIT IN MY KITCHEN YOU LITTLE BRAT”

“Mitsuki please their only kids”

I’M VERY SORRY FOR ANY BAD WRITING IT’S BEEN AWHILE SINCE IV’E WRITTEN ANYTHING

[florcnces]

HEY HENS ! my name’s nat & today i present to you the one, the only ... ms florence ! under the cut you’ll find a few bits & pieces i’ve come up w/ so far just so ... u kno ... we can plot or whateva 😏😏😏so if u want me to shower you w/ love, feel free to drop a big, fat LIKE or im me 😏😏😏also ... if u read this thru u will notice that ... i gave up somewhere in the middle of it ...

new york’s very own 𝐅𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄  𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐃 was spotted on broadway street in 𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐆𝐀'𝐒  𝐁𝐁𝐒 . your resemblance to 𝐒𝐘𝐃𝐍𝐄𝐘  𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐘 is unreal . according to tmz , you just had your 𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐘 - 𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐃 birthday bash . while living in nyc , you’ve been labeled as being 𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐅𝐔𝐋 , but also 𝐍𝐔𝐑𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 . i guess being a 𝐆𝐄𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐈 explains that . 3 things that would paint a better picture of you would be 𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐋  𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐊𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐄𝐒 ,  𝐅𝐄𝐌𝐌𝐄 - 𝐅𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐄  𝐌𝐎𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐒  &  𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐅 - 𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐃  𝐁𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐒  𝐎𝐅 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐔𝐌𝐄 . ( i seduced the director to get my first big movie role. )  &  ( cis-gendered female & she / her  ) 

𝐢. 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐬 

name : florence noel brassard

dob / age : may 22nd, 1996 / twenty - two

hometown : paris , france

occupation : actress

aesthetics : pearl necklaces , femme-fatale movies , half-used bottles of perfume , lavender bouquets & satin sheets

positive traits : nurturing , logical , self-motivated , thoughtful 

negative traits : vengeful , scornful , two-faced , devious 

likes :  morning runs , feeling accomplished , freckles , seltzer water , blueberry yogurt , random picnics

dislikes : not getting attention , impulsive decisions , being late , not taking care of herself , mess all over the place , loud voices

𝐢𝐢. 𝐛𝐢𝐨𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐡𝐲 

baby florence was born & raised in new york city and was immediately thrown into the world of luxury - there literally was no other outcome when your parents appeared to be, like, one of the most powerful couple in the fashion industry, owning a huge chunk of loewe, lv, berluti and etc (so basically think like antoine arnault & natalia vodianova as her parents ... thnx xxxx)

with everything being handed to the girl on a silver platter, flo’s childhood was as boring as it could be. ‘ want to attend ballet classes? we’ll arrange private ones for you with the nycb principals.’ / ‘ can’t find a dress for the event we’re throwing? here’s five custom gowns to choose from, honey. ’ / ‘ there’s a scratch on your shoes; here’s a credit card, go buy yourself three new pairs. ’ / so, basically, tl;dr, they spoiled her ROTTEN

not gonna like, flo had a phase of being a bratty, greedy & ungrateful bih at the age of 13-15 because of the people she surrounded herself with & in order to fit in, she had to have like the best of the best. tho it wasn’t like she hadn’t had any of those things already - she just started taking advantage of her parents’ generosity. it took cutting her allowance down to the minimum for a few months and a few serious conversations to get a confession out of florence and to get her to understand that people should consider your their friends for your personality and not your bank account. so basICALLY she loves her parents v v v much & treasures the relationship they built over the years.

by the time she finished high school, she was v much set on the idea of creating a name for herself. starting a business wasn’t an option bc of how influential her parents were; sports weren’t an option either bc she didn’t have any exceptional talents (fun fact: she tried out for the cheerleading team for 3 yrs in a row only to not make the cut every single time which led to her crying at lunch ... ): #poorbby). being an influencer didn’t sound right to her either, so she went with the option that probably fit her the most - the julliard ! 

it was quite hard getting in there, mostly due to the fact that people there didn’t exactly understand why florence wanted to get into acting. it wasn’t like she needed any additional buzz to her name or more a-list events to be in attendance of, so she did have to prove that she was noth talented & sincerely interested in pursuing the career. however, it wasn’t the hardest thing she had to do to actually become the person she is today.

studying at the julliard wasn’t enough bc it didn’t make it any easier for flo to get a role. she tried her absolute damndest, used every connection she had -- yet, nothing was working. & since going to her papa for her was in no way, shape or form an option, she resorted to the worst.

bc she knew her mother was always in charge of organizing charity galas and whatnot, florence made sure to check out a list of invitees and, much to her sheer luck, she found a few familiar names of actresses and directors who rsvp’d to the event already. the night of the gala was spent with florence circling the room, looking and acting as gorgeous and charming as ever, but nothing seemed to be working bc everyone were either uninterested or just wanted her to get their name to her parents (& that wasn’t an option). however, at the end of the night she found the one. the one who lit up her star.

she didn’t go into it without thinking all of her options. she spent weeks flitring w/ the guy, going on dates and accepting gifts - everything to make it seem as if she was truly interested in him as a person. she laughed at his jokes, enjoyed his embraces - at some point, she even felt as if she could actually end up loving him. however, the moment he offered her the role of her life (plS one day i’ll actually properly headcanon that ish ... but not rn i proMISE!), whatever feelings (or whatever resembled them ...) immediately vanished.

so ! currently bby florence is basking in the newfound limelight and making sure to move further in her career... without having to resort to seducing middle-aged dudes... :-)

𝐢𝐢𝐢. 𝐨𝐛𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 

florence, like i said, isn’t exactly a multi-talented skinny legend. yea, she’s decent at skating, somewhat good at singing, is quite beautiful - nothing out of the ordinary, hence why she sometimes struggles with her confidence. and by sometimes i mean A LOT of times. but if u think she’d ever show it U R SO WRONG BABE. usually whenever she falls into her self-called pit of uncertainty and lack of confidence, florence resorts to dressing up as nicely as she can and going to the first bar that comes to her head to get a drink and attract as much attention as she can. 

she also finds comfort in cooking. sure, with her daddy’s money she could eat out for breakfast, lunch, dinner and everything in between,  but there’s something incredibly comforting in taking the time to cook something for herself. besides, she is very fond of the memories of her mother teaching her how to cook. and the times they’ve accidentally burned the food bc they were too busy talking abt random things :’) like bby can actually make a MEAN kedgeree !!!

since her father is french and her mother is american, florence is bilingual. she prefers speaking french over english purely bc of the beauty of the language, so sometimes she might just switch languages mid-sentence.

florence is also ambidextrous due to the fact that she broke her arm when she was 7 and had to wear a cast for a longer period of time since the bones couldn’t heal properly :-)

also ... v much a dog person. like, cats? EW, don’t talk to her. don’t even think of calling her KITTEN bc u will ... get ur ass handed to u

always and i mean ALWAYS !!!! wears a pearl necklace on her neck that her father gave her for her 18th birthday. and just hella obsessed w/ pearls and flowers. iDK why she just is ...

𝐢𝐯. 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬

obv !!! a best friend ? like, that typical ride-or-die situation where they wouldn’t hesitate to catch the bullet for the other person

maybe a friend / some friends from high school ? either they were the ones pressuring flo to take advantage of finer things and daddy’s money or ... flo could have left them for those ppl

a rival ... who had their eyes on the role florence landed ... and now there’s just a ton of anger and distaste towards each other

exes / one night stands / flirtations ... :-)

[letswritebangtan]

Hii can i get a namjoon angst drabble with a fluff ending with 5, 14, and 40? Idk if youre going to be able to make it but thank you anyways 💜💚 (idkifmygrammarwasrightplsdontminditjtiridjgj)

wow ur so creative honestly it just makes writing even more fun!!

also dude, ur grammar…better than Shakespeare so i don’t see an issue

Prompts: “You haven’t even touched your food. What’s going on?” 

                 “Take. It. Off.”

                 “Don’t apologize if you don’t mean it.”

“Where do you want to hang the ribbons, y/n?” your best friend Jimin asked you as he held up the violet coloured string against the wall, checking to see if it fit. 

You shrugged, “Wherever you want.”

You didn’t mean to seem uncaring but you were just exhausted. You were getting married this weekend to your other half, Namjoon. You loved that boy with your entire heart and you couldn’t wait to tie the knot with him, but wedding planning wasn’t the most enlightening activity. People were always asking you questions, there were so many decisions to make, so many things to arrange, and the list just goes on and on. However, there was one thing that really concerned you, and that was your weight. by the wAy you really shouldn’t be because you’re absolutely damn beautiful ok? end of discussion.

You had found a perfect dress a few months ago, and you felt blessed to find a dress that complimented you beautifully. But, you did feel like the dress squeezed a little too hard at the wrong places, and you were very conscious about whether your stomach protruded the front of the dress, or whether your arms looked too flabby being held by the sleeves. When you said those things, your family was like r u dumb? but in a sort of nicer way, you know what I mean? They told you that it was nonsense and you looked stunning, which you did by the way, but sometimes those thoughts linger at the back of your mind and come out in the worst of times. Like now. 

“Okay, I get it. Wedding planning taking a toll on you, huh? Well that’s not a problem, my friend, know why? Because your best friend in the whole entire world is going to take you out for some tea and cakes. What do you say?” Jimin asked as he extended his hand out toward you. 

You smiled weakly at him, “You sound super British like that. Tea and cakes? Seriously?”

He chuckled, “Hey it sounds fancy, okay?”

You nodded and then sighed softly, “Yeah, thanks, Jimin, but I’m not really hungry.”

“You don’t have to be hungry to have tea,” he tried to reason. 

You shook your head, “I’m just not feeling it, Jimin.”

He frowned slightly and let his shoulders drop. He nodded understandingly and then took your hands, pulling you up. 

“Okay, then how about we take a walk by the river? Then have some ice cream?” he suggested. 

“No, no ice cream,” you groaned. 

“Alright, alright! Just a walk then?” he pleaded. 

“Okay, a walk sounds nice,” you said thankfully, and let Jimin lead you out of the hall. 

You’ve been watching what you ate lately. You really wanted to lose every inch of extra fat that you had so that you could look nice in your dress. But you overdid it. You starved yourself too much, that you constantly felt weak and sometimes even dizzy. You felt so dead inside, like there was no energy to keep you going. ya obviously bc ur not eating, god dammit y/n, ur fam was right, u dumb but u also beautiful as hell woman.

Jimin noticed your change in behaviour, in fact, most people did. Even Namjoon could sense that something was bothering you, but every time anyone asked you about it, you’d just shrug them off. You were determined to look good in that dress, and so you ate nothing but a few slices of fruit and some water everyday. Most of the time you’d skip breakfast, and by the time lunch came around you were practically starving, but you didn’t want to eat. how stubborn tsk tsk.

Whenever people offered you food, you’d decline, not wanting any extra calories entering your system. The thought of eating put you off, and you got annoyed and irritated with people when they’d tried to get you to eat something. 

“y/n, are you sure you’re okay? You don’t look well,” Jimin asked concerned. 

“I’m fine, I just need to sleep it off,” you shrugged. 

“I don’t think you’re tired, y/n. I mean, it’s not the tiredness that’s causing this. It’s something else. You look terribly unwell,” Jimin said seriously. 

You huffed, “Jimin, I’m fine, really-”

“You’re not eating, y/n,” he cut you off. 

You shot him a stare, a very angry and disappointed one. 

“Just leave it alone, Jimin.”

The two of you didn’t say another word to each other as Jimin walked you home. You felt bad for arguing with him, he was just looking out for you. You reached the entrance of the apartment building and turned to Jimin to thank him for walking you home. He just nodded and gave you a small awkward smile, and then left. You groaned inwardly at how mean and stupid you were being. You made it a point to make it up to him tomorrow. As you walked into the building, you saw Namjoon waiting at the lobby. He turned to you and smiled, and you grinned back at him, walking over so that he could pull you into his arms. 

“Hi, baby. I didn’t think you’d be back so soon,” Namjoon said as he kissed the top of your head. 

“I was feeling a little tired, so I thought I’d leave the decorating for tomorrow,” you sighed and looked up at him. He was at least a head taller than you. 

Then you looked over and saw him carrying a white bag. You frowned in confusion and pointed to it, “What’s that?”

Namjoon glanced at the bag and then back to you. “Oh, I brought us dinner. It’s been a long time since we sat down and ate together, just the two of us, so I bought some of your favourites. I thought we could catch up on your favourite shows and munch on these.”

The mentioning of food made you feel slightly sick. 

“Oh, Joon, why didn’t you tell me you were getting dinner? I’m not really that hungry, I don’t think I could eat anything right now,” you said slightly panicked. 

He frowned, “But it’s only seven. And all you ate for lunch were some apples, right? Did you have anything after that?”

“I, um, no I didn’t, but I’m really quite full,” you tried to reason. 

He shook his head, “No, y/n, you need to eat. Plus I already bought all this food, I can’t let it go to waste. Just eat some of it, at least. Please, babe?”

You sighed in defeat. You had already fought with Jimin, you didn’t want to upset Namjoon too. Maybe you’d eat like five grains of rice and a little bit of soup. That didn’t sound too bad. five grains of rice??????? wtfdjskddjs

Once inside the apartment, Namjoon went to prepare the plates and scooped some food onto yours before bringing it back to the sofa where you were trying to find something nice to watch. He handed you the plate and your stomach churned just looking at that pile of calories. You took the plate from him hesitantly and mumbled a small ‘thanks’ and he sat down next to you with his own food. The two of you watched the movie as you ate, but you had hardly eaten a spoonful of anything. Namjoon was already finished with his food when he saw that the food on your plate was untouched. 

“Everything okay, y/n?” he asked concerned. 

You looked at him and smiled, “Yeah, all good.”

He nodded back at you and then went to the kitchen to do the dishes. From the kitchen, Namjoon saw that you were picking apart grains of rice on your plate, and pushing some meat aside, but you weren’t actually eating anything. Then he took in your figure. You were so damn skinny, you felt like a pile of bones. He felt how weak you were when he hugged you earlier, and your face just wasn’t as bright anymore. It was dull, weakened, you looked starved. Namjoon thought back to these past few months, and he realised that he never saw you eat a proper meal, not even once. Your excuses were that you weren’t hungry, or that you had already eaten, but Namjoon wasn’t with you 24/7 to observe what you ate everyday. Since the wedding was coming up, the two of you had to run around and sort out different things, so Namjoon would always call to ask if you’ve eaten and you would always say yes but who’s to say that you actually did?

It saddened him very much, to see his soon to be wife look almost malnourished. He figured he’d have to ask you about it now, and this time he wasn’t going to let you shrug it off so easily. So he marched back into the living room, and turned off the television before sitting next to you. 

“Hey, what was that for?” you asked. 

“y/n,” he sighed, “You haven’t even touched your food. What’s going on?”

You paused for a moment, looking down at your plate, and then faced him again. 

“Nothing’s wrong, Joon. I’m just not hungry,” you said calmly.

“Well why aren’t you hungry, y/n?” he asked in a more serious tone. 

You took a deep breath and then exhaled loudly, placing your plate on the coffee table. 

“If this is about wasting the food then-”

“y/n, this is not about the food. It’s about you. Why aren’t you eating?”

You huffed, “What is it with people forcing me to eat all the time? I’ll eat when I want to!”

“You’re starving yourself,” he snapped. 

You looked at him angrily, “Am not!”

“Yes, you are, y/n! I haven’t seen you eat a proper meal in months. Whenever people offer you food, you reject it. Whenever someone asks you out for breakfast, lunch, dinner, whatever it may be, if it involves food, you don’t want it. Why? Why is that, y/n? What the hell are you up to?” he argued. 

That’s when you let a tear fall. You stood up and began to walk towards the stairs but Namjoon held your hand tightly and pulled you back. 

“I won’t let you walk away from it this time, y/n. You have to tell me what’s going on. I’m really worried about you, we all are! Just look at you y/n, you look so fragile as if me just holding you could shatter you into pieces. This is extremely bad for you,” he said holding you tightly. 

You exhaled shakily and let out a small sob. “Namjoon, let me go.”

“You know I can’t do that,” he said sympathetically. 

You let your head fall onto Namjoon’s shoulder and he held you firmly, caressing the back of your head. You cried and cried while he rubbed your back, soothing you. You let everything out, all your pent up anger and sadness, all your pain, all the frustrations you felt towards yourself, you cried it all out. 

“You’re right,” you wailed. “Oh god, you’re so right. I’m sorry, Joon, I really am.”

He sighed, “Baby, don’t apologize if you don’t mean it.”  

“I wanted to look nice in the dress,” you cried, struggling to breathe properly. 

“You mean the wedding dress?” he asked in confusion. 

You nodded, sniffling. 

“y/n, what are you talking about? That dress looked gorgeous on you, so much that it appalled everyone. Do you know how much I wish I was there to see it?”

“B-but it shows my stomach, a-and it makes me look big-”

“y/n,” he stopped you. “Who told you those things, hm?”

You sighed, “No one.”

“Did anyone ever tell you how insanely beautiful you are? Inside, and out?” he asked as he tucked a stray strand of hair behind your ear. 

“N-no,” you faltered.

He tutted, “Are you sure?”

You looked up at him and he was smiling softly down at you. He was cupping your cheeks in his big hands, wiping the tears running down your face. 

You laughed softly, “You. You did.”

He nodded, “That’s right, baby.”

“There is nothing wrong with you, y/n. Absolutely nothing. There should never be a reason for you to do such a thing to yourself. I love you so, so much, and only because you’re you. You are everything that I could possibly want, and I’m honestly so lucky to have you. So don’t even think about changing yourself in any way because I love this,” he paused to pinch the sides of your hips, making you squeal.

“And this,” he continued, and then moved his hands down to squeeze your ass, making you laugh wholeheartedly. 

“And this,” he said moving his hands to your breasts but you were quick to stop him, making the two of you burst into a fit of giggles. 

Then he moved his hands to your face, squeezing your cheeks, “Also this,” he murmured, and then moved forward to kiss your lips. 

“I love all of this. I’m in love with all of you, y/n,” he breathed out finally.

You looked up at your fiancé with so much adoration, and let out another small cry. 

“Baby, no, why are you crying now?” he asked concerned, quickly wiping the tears from your cheeks. 

“I just, I love you so much, Joon. I don’t know what I did to deserve you,” you sniffled. 

He smiled softly at you, and kissed you again, pouring all of his love and lust into the kiss. Soon the two of you were kissing each other feverishly, hands everywhere. Namjoon pulled away first, gasping for air. 

“y/n, I want to see you,” he said breathily. 

You gasped and looked at him eyes half closed, “Are you sure?”

“Yes, baby. If I can, that is?” he asked carefully. 

“Of course you can,” you groaned and kissed him again. 

Namjoon pulled your shirt off of your body, and then moved to unclasp your bra, but um, he was taking too long.

“Take. It. Off.” you groaned impatiently. 

“It’s not my fault these things are so complicated,” he whined. 

You loved your sweet and silly fiancé. 

ok joon. we get it

I hope this was okayy I tried my best. thank you so much for requesting! do help to like and reblog pretty please

[warmau]

{Circus!AU x Monsta X}

someone asked for another monsta x au or all the members, so here ya go!! other monsta x crossover aus: alice in wonderland | androids 

Shownu

strongman

basically does a bunch of strength orientated stunts like breaking a tower of boards in half, bending metal, picking up participants with one hands

swole, standoffish looking, can lift (but the reality is,,,,,he’s a sweet guy who looks out after all the other circus performers)

always tells the danger act performers to be careful and complains that kihyun is getting too skinny

can lift like,,,,,six kids at once and they just hang off his arms

kids always call him ‘tree guy’ or ‘big building’ and shownu is like,,,,,,,yes. that’s me

gets to wear one of those tanktops that show off the Arms and,,,,,,a lot of people stare. like a lot

shownu’s oblivious to it

just like you assume he’s oblivious to you,,,,one of the circus makeup artists

you know that to keep up his strength shownu eats a lot more than the average person

so you always make a habit of giving him healthy snacks when you see him

and shownu is always like,,,he does the soft smile that smushes his face up and makes you melt

and is like thank you! you’re so kind!

and minhyuk is like where is my snack and ur like,,,,,,,it’s just for shownu,,,,

and everyone is like of course ;) it’s just for ;) shownu ;) cuz you ;) like him ;)

and you’re not even TRYING to be subtle about it like you basically have heart eyes when he comes around,,,but you’re also like shownu will never know

because he’s super bad at reading signals

but one afternoon as you’re getting ready to do makeup shownu drops by and hands you a crepe from one of the foodtrucks 

and you’re like oh! this is my favorite kind how did you know

and shownu is like,,,,ive seen u look cute and happy eating it before,,,,

and you’re like ohh wow- wait did you just call me cute?!??!

and shownu goes red and he’s like “y-yes,,,,i like you i thought it was obvious but-”

and you’re like WHAT I LIKE YOU?? it wAS SO OBVIOUS TOO

and you’re both staring at each other in shock,,,,before breaking into nervous embarrassed laughter

but it’s cute you guys make a plan for a little date after the circus performance tonight

maybe go,,,,get something to eat? hehe

bonus: you’re like he asked me out and everyone is so happy but then kihyun is like his hand is like ten times the size of yours how r u going to hold it and everyone is like kihyun shUTTUP

Hyungwon

magician 

his whole act has a sarcastic undertone where he’s like “i bet you all think im using a mirror for this trick to deceive you because magic isn’t real blah blah blah well you’re WRO- right. completely right.”

wonho once observed that hyungwon is the most,,,uninterested magician he’s ever met

hyungwon: yeah. but im good at what i do right?

wonho: well-

hyungwon pulling a dollar from behind wonho’s ear: you were saying?

wonho in awe: :O 

he does all the basics; card tricks, disappearing acts, floating acts, slicing people in half, coin tricks, you name it - he can do it

likes getting into arguments with participants 

like he’ll pull someone up and they’ll be like 

“i know this is all fake” 

and he’s like

“it is, and yet here you are - paying to see it.”

you’re one of his assistants for the trick where he saws you in half and everytime you practice it before

hyungwon is like so lazy about it but ur like hey hey this is my liFE

even if it is just a ‘trick’ of the eye,,,there’s still dangerous things involved and hyungwon swinging the damn saw around is like “it’s fine im a pro!”

but once he really does give you a big scare,,,and you get mad because like

he can be as sarcastic and as uncaring as he wants,,,but you wish he’d at least show some empathy toward you

someone who he’s worked with for a long time

and,,,,usually you get over it but you can’t

and hyungwon finds you outside of the circus grounds and he’s like 

“hey,,,,,” and tries to do something like pull a flower from behind your collar but you’re not having it

and he’s like

“i know,,,you think i don’t care but you mean a lot to me. ill even throw away the stupid cutting in half act if it makes you feel safer,,,” 

this makes you turn,,,hyungwon is usually hellbent on keeping things the same - it makes it easier

“i,,it’s fine i just wish you would be more careful - i mean,,,i don’t want to die hyungwon.”

he gives you a small smile and your heart skips a beat

“id never let you die,,,,,id pull out all the magic inside me to save you.”

you:,,,,,,,,,,,that’s corny. i didn’t know you had it in you

hyungwon holding your hand now: don’t tell anyone - you know i have dirt on you too.

Wonho:

firebreathing 

don’t tell him he can breath fire because he’s so smoking hot - he’s heard that one before

but his act does include breathing fire while shirtless,,,,so 

cool tattoo of a dragon on his chest,,you know,,,to go with the ‘firebreather’ aesthetic

everyone always leaves thinking he’s some badass who breaks hearts or whatever

but again,,,he’s nothing like that. the most badass thing about wonho is his firebreathing everything else is like 

him being friendly to animals and getting spooked by the shittiest pranks kihyun and minhyuk pull

whenever someone is being annoying hyungwon is always like wonho - breath fire on them 

and wonho is like hyungwon,,,i can’t do that you know that

he’s cute and he’s like safety first! when it comes to fire

you’re a standby EMT that sometimes works with the circus when they’re in town

and if there’s any act that makes you super nervous - it’s firebreathing/eating

because so so so so many things can go wrong

and so when wonho performs you’re always on edge, sweating in anticipation

there’s a moment where wonho seems to wince in pain and you damn near run out onto the stage

but it’s just a false call

and you think that if something really bad was to happen,,,,you’d probably faint

and you attribute it to the fact that like well,,,you know,,,it’s scary to watch someone risk their health like that

but your fellow EMT is like “when are you gonna tell the hot fire guy you like him”

and you’re like WHAT,,,,,i,,,,dont like wonho,,,,,,,like that

“like what?”

you turn, almost getting whiplash to look into wonho’s smiling eyes

“oh - i just,,, well-”

your fellow EMT clears their throat “they like you”

“WHAT DID YO-”

wonho goes “oh! im flattered, they’re pretty cute too!”

you turn back like huh wait what’s going on

“take them out sometime?”

“ok, i will. do you want to go out sometime?”

your head almost snaps off as you look back and forth but then you’re also nodding,,,because a date with wonho would be nice

(plus you could teach him some fire safety tricks because that would ease your heart)

bonus: you’re letting wonho look at your EMT tools and he like presses your hand to his chest and is like “what’s my heartbeat like?” and you almost die he’s so cute

Minhyuk & Jooheon

acrobatics 

minhyuk also specializes in contortion while jooheon can do trampoline tricks

most of the time though they work together to do balancing acts 

and boy do they ,,,,,, not match AT ALL

it’s amazing - their personalities are nothing alike and they’re always mocking each other but when it comes down to it they can do amazing things together

but minhyuk is always snorting at the fact that jooheon gets an act where he just “jumps” around

and jooheon is like just because you were born without joints or whatever doesnt mean your better than me

minhyuk: I HAVE JOINTS THEYRE JUST SOFT

shownu is always getting inbetween them so they dont like,,,kill each other

but it’s like a switch - when it’s time to perform they deliever

and have super great coordination 

no one gets it,,,,but it works

minhyuk is always pushing for more bright colored leotards and jooheon is like please jesus no 

that one time they dyed their hair blonde and hyungwon called them ‘egg twins’

but yeah,,,you sometimes also work with them - even though your main act is trapeze 

and minhyuk is always like ,,,,,,,,,,,,, hey if you ever need a trapeze partner ;)

and jooheon is like they’d choose me - obviously, i do flying work too

minhyuk: JUMPING is not trapeze 

jooheon: bite me

bur if you pick minhyuk it’s like he wants to do this super duper hard, fancy trick and you’re like i ,,, dont think you can

and minhyuk is like it’s fine!!!! i wanna make sure we do something AMAZING

and you’re like minh-

but he’s already getting excited

and OF COURSE he hurts himself, you blink and he slips off the launch board onto the netting and twists his damn ankle and you’re like ill go get the medic from the tent

and as minhyuk is getting it bandages,,,,looking shyly down away from you

you’re like WHY did you do that

and he’s like,,,,,,,he mumbles something

but when you get closer you hear its him going ‘i wanted to impress you’

and you pull back,,,embarrassed like o - oh 

but also how,,,,stupidly adorable,,,fine you’ll take care of him and his dumb twisted ankle 

if you agree to do it with jooheon he’s super excited about having you guys incorporate trampoline too

and you’re like i just need you to throw me off this bar and catch me

and he’s like,,,,,,,,,ok,,,,,,i can do that 

but also ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, god hes bad at trapeze

it’s like he has all this coordination with minhyuk but he’s been working with him for yEARS

and you’re just like hey jooheon it’s ok we can try again

but he’s totally beating himself up about not being good enough and having to practice till her arms break yadda yadda

and you just go “it’s ok,,,,,,,,,it’s OK”

and he’s like the show is RUINED

and you’re like “pleASE it’s not, ok you know what? let’s do the trampoline idea ok”

jooheon’s eyes suddenly shining: r-really??!?!?

you in your head: holy shit he looks so cute

you: yes, fine we can jump around

jooheon: its NOT jumping around

but also jooheon kinda loves the idea of just jumping around on a trampoline,,,,holding your hand too,,,,,,,,,,,

Kihyun

ringmaster 

micromanages literally everyone and everything

like his job is to lead the show, make some funny comments, be charming

which comes naturally to him

and yet he’s out here trying to figure out which shade of eyeshadow the makeup artists are going to use for the show three weeks from now

also you know he’s like “shownu are you practicing? want to pick me up with one hand for practice reasons?

shownu: you just want me to pick you up don’t you

kihyun’s tiny butt: no,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

looks cute in the top hat that’s part of his costume

wore the cape for sometime but some little kid was like that’s corny so kihyun trashed it and says NO ONE better bring it up

you’re not even part of the circus team,,,you’re actually a manger - you just make bookings and stuff

but kihyun,,,,,,loves to know everything,,,,,,,,,so you see him a lot

and sure he asks a lot of questions but you think it’s pretty adorable that he cares so much

so you’re always like excited to answer questions

and kihyun always gets super flustered because you’re the one person who seems to really really want to listen to what he has to say

so you’ll answer him with the biggest energy

and kihyun is also a big energy

and he’s just like blushy all of a sudden because you’re standing so close to him

and showing him the planner for the next week of show

and he’s just like woah,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,oh,,,,,,,,,,,,,

one time you’re both talking about doing a holiday special 

and kihyun suddenly goes “,,,,,,do,,,,,,,,,,did you remember my cape?”

and you’re like AH the red velvet one??? i miss it you should wear it!!!!

and kihyun is just like

that’s it,,,,they’re the one

“can i kiss you?”

“sure - wait what?”

kihyun, blushing but also ready to kiss you: is it ok?

you,,,,,,,,looking around to make sure no one is going to come into the office,,,,,,,,,,,, “go ahead”

you guys kiss and it’s soft because,,,,,,,,like,,,,,,,,,,you’re both so excited and jittery but also,,,,,,,,,,

you should have kissed like way way before 

bonus: kihyun stops micromanaging because he spends all his free time with you,,,,,,,,,hehe

Changkyun

sword swallowing/knife throwing

how did he get into that? no one knows

kihyun is convinced changkyun was just born you know,,,,,,chaotic 

he always wears the same fitted white shirt and vest,,,always this victorian air

and he looks so apathetic when he’s you know,,,,,,,shoving steel down his throat,,,risking death every second

the common question is,,,,aren’t you scared?

and changkyun just shrugs like nah. it’s not that scary when you’ve been doing it since you were a kid

someone: you’ve been eating swords since you were a kid

changkyun: ,,,,,,,, anyway the weathers bad

his knife throwing is also super scary,,,,,but not for like changkyun ,,,,, for the assistant and audience 

because the audience is like,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,he,,,,,,he looks like he isn’t even tRYING to aim

but the assistant 

who happens to be you

looks terrified (and you’re not because you know how good changkyun is) only because it has to be entertaining

and everytime after the show 

like people come in hoards to ask the same question, have you ever been hurt? has he ever cut you by accident?

and you’re kinda like,,,,,,,,oh no but we’ve had heartwrenching slipups!!! or whatever just to keep the suspense

when in reality changkyun ,,,, if he knew something was off would be the first person to force you not to do the act

and it’s kind of funny,,,,changkyun comes off as this emotionless danger stunt guy

when in reality,,,,,with you,,,,he’s different

not only is he more expressive but he’s incredibly affectionate

he loves hugging you from behind while you’re helping unpack the equipment

or giving you little shoulder kisses

because,,,,,,,i know it’s a cliche but he’s the knife thrower and you’re dating him and don’t even fight me on this it’s a cute concept

every now and then changkyun will be like “should i try to eat an even BIGGER sword?”

and you have your full trust in it but you’re like please for the love of god just stick to the standard

also,,,,,you know like i was saying the semi-victorian getup is kinda a turn on like amiright 

also your boyfriend can literally throw a knife with the aim of a god,,,,,somehow that’s also a turn on 

but also i imagine ur the only person who gets to see the great, aim perfect changkyun miss his mouth with the spoon when you guys are eating ceral together in the morning

and u have to kiss him cuz he gets grumpy about it hehe 

[tahimik-blog]

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ohemGee.. this is totellie NOT tracyy.. lalalalala jp muahaha.. so yeaah.. hrmm juszz wanna tell yaah a pinch of todaaaiii.. issh maaaaiii fun dayyyy!!! woop woop!!! hrmmm.. why? damnit iono.. hahahaa jp ;] well, hrmm.. lemme see wut happend todaaaaii bitchesssss well.. yeaaaah....basically well todaaaiii isss.......... a fun dayyyyy!!!! okaii there yaaah go.. ;] I don't want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need/ (and I) Don't care about presents/ Underneath the Christmas tree/ I don't need to hang my stocking/ There upon the fireplace/ Santa Claus won't make me happy/ With a toy on Christmas day/I just want you for my own/  More than you could ever know/ Make my wish come true/ All I want for Christmas is you.../  You baby/ x0x0 for yooh :: do not cut tha lerix cuszz issh purdyyyy!!! kaii cya later ;] muaah ;] hope to have more fun daaaays taah cumm!!! <3

2005-12-16 01:31:06 2005-12-16 06:31:06 open Private post 407536629 traciouswink Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:35:16 -04:00

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2005-12-11 21:18:14 2005-12-12 02:18:14 open Private post 404893145 traciouswink Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:34:59 -04:00

thingyees i want for Xmasz ;] aka :: tha wish list <333 a] new cellyee [done, from daddyee&&`mommyee ] b] d&&`b or coach purse [puh-weez? jp]  c] new digicam woop woop ;] d] new american eagle track jacket e] bear cuddler [this is for maii p.i., again, p.i. friends puahaha, i miss bear cuddler!!!] f] go to chinatown and jusz eat a bowl of BEEF WONTON!!! woop woop g] roadtrip to seattle, and meet maii sissie Dannii <3 h] anklet, a purdy one ;] i] a thousen` comments on maii mS before newyear j] a pink pen jusz because ;] K] tha aeropostale bear <3 l] that big Patrick Star stuffyee m] tha starbucks gift card ;] N] and to be with maii Chris on Xmasz...sigh... there you go puahaha... ;]

2005-12-10 23:39:59 2005-12-11 04:39:59 open Private post 404305659 traciouswink Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:34:44 -04:00

hi hi.. well 3-day weekend woop woop! friday... melissa asked me to go to cp cuszz we be havin` a snowball fight and we be makin` snowmen yanna-mean? i told chris and he`s lykk.. okaii ill go.. but i remember that imma drop-off maii dad AiiRPORT... =[.. to cali, then pi!!! woop woop.. but mann.. i wnna go too.. nahhh, not really <3... right hunnii? <3 so yeaah.. i went to tha airport.. then went to cp.. omg it was fun! hee hee.. then.. chris and i went to.. STARBUCKS! lol.. then... we read sum books there.. ;] is cool hee hee.. oh yeaah.. thenn.. waaah waaah before sleepin`.. kaii thasz it.. saturday.. OK so basically i went to maii hunnii`s place.. and had a snowball fight with our ni-san niko.. hee hee.. then chill.. then..     cha-ching! hee hee.. we went to towne center.. ALL HAPPii.. hrmm.. lol <3 [[im not done.. im fuckin` tired!!!]] imma jusz type it tomaroe byee!

2005-12-05 02:36:47 2005-12-05 07:36:47 open Private post 400580117 traciouswink Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:34:16 -04:00

>by chris: I scored a 67% on the "How Korean R U?" Quizie! What about you? 73% on the "How cool are you?" Quizie! What about you? I scored a 27% on the "How Starbucks Are You?" Quizie! What about you? I scored a 74% on the "Are you addicted to the computer?" Quizie! What about you? I scored a 24% on the "Addicted To AIM??" Quizie! What about you? I scored a 15% on the "how myspace are you?" Quizie! What about you? I scored a 33% on the "How Starbucks Are You?" Quizie! What about you? I scored a 23% on the "How iPod Are You?" Quizie! What about you? >i scored="" a="">26% on the "How white are you??!" Quizie! What about you?> I scored a 42% on the "how chinese are you" Quizie! What about you? I scored a 46% on the "ObsesSion??? Harry Potter..." Quizie! What about you? I scored a 53% on the "How Japanese Are You?" Quizie! What about you? I scored a 54% on the "hOw FiLiPiNo ArE yOu?" Quizie! What about you? by tracy : I scored a 35% on the "how chinese are you" Quizie! What about you? i scored="" a="">37% on the "How Vietnamese are you?" Quizie! What about you? >I scored a 100% on the "How cool are you?" Quizie! What about you? >I scored a 68% on the "How white are you??!" Quizie! What about you? I scored a 77% on the "Are you addicted to the computer?" Quizie! What about you? I scored a 53% on the "How Japanese Are You?" Quizie! What about you? I scored a 52% on the "Addicted To AIM??" Quizie! What about you? I scored a 75% on the "hOw FiLiPiNo ArE yOu?" Quizie! What about you? I scored a 69% on the "how myspace are you?" Quizie! What about you? I scored a 52% on the "How Korean R U?" Quizie! What about you?

2005-12-03 01:58:27 2005-12-03 06:58:27 open Private post 399267611 traciouswink Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:32:56 -04:00

CHRiiS AND TRACY ARE PROUD PARENTS OF A PiiGGY, A HEDGEHOG AND A NiiNJA FETUS! YAYY FERR US!

adopt your own virtual pet!

I adopted a cute lil' ninja fetusfrom Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

2005-12-03 01:03:16 2005-12-03 06:03:16 open Private post 399246177 traciouswink Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:32:26 -04:00

kenti new way xien** so gyeaah.. uhh... saturdaii.. hrmm lets see.. my lover and i woke up at the same effin` time.. how coolsz that? lol.. KOOL........................... =] then we talked by our CELLiiEEE! ;] ;] ;] then.. ate lunch.. then.. computurr.. o0ohh.. i downloaded songs ferr my gangsta`-pod!!! woot woot.. thasz a lotta songs.. i swear.. SWEAR!!! l0l hrmm.. while dloadin`.. im talkin to maii friends.. and of course maii lover.. =] well thasz about it.. hahaha.. oh chyeaah.. me and chris talked that night.. as always.. <3 sunday<3 hrmm.. woke up a lil early then maii lover.. lol then cleand maii room! while talkin to hunnii and TAKIN` PICXSZZIES! HAHAHA.. so funnii.. not. so yeaah.. ate lunch agiin and maii dad and i went to south hill mall jusz because.. and yeaah shop shop shop! not. then computurr.. tAlked to maii lover and friends. hrmm.. laughed a lot.. *wink chris.. solved a problem ;].. did maii laundry T_T.. and eat eat eat!!! purdayy much it! see ya next week! x0x0 oh yeaah.. maii dad we be goin back to cali,   THEN.. all of tha fams we be goin to tha pi.. ... ... ... yeaah, bye! PURDAYY_NENE we love you tito genie <3

2005-11-28 00:45:48 2005-11-28 05:45:48 open Private post 396048877 traciouswink Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:32:12 -04:00

chrisz survey!!!

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:christopher [11/26/05]Birthday:jan.8 19xxBirthplace:seoul, koreaCurrent Location:lakewood with my babygirlEye Color:brownHair Color:not jet black with highlightsHeight:5`10``Right Handed or Left Handed:rightyYour Heritage:half korean, half whiteThe Shoes You Wore Today:nothing. Your Weakness:tracyYour Fears:losing tracyYour Perfect Pizza:whatever we orderGoal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:stay @ cp and stay with tracyYour Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:lolThoughts First Waking Up:1]what time is it 2]i wonder if tracy`s upYour Best Physical Feature:smile as told by tracyYour Bedtime:11pmYour Most Missed Memory:my papaPepsi or Coke:cokeMacDonalds or Burger King:phÖ thaiSingle or Group Dates:singleLipton Ice Tea or Nestea:nesteaChocolate or Vanilla:neitherCappuccino or Coffee:capDo you Smoke:noDo you Swear:pssh..yeahDo you Sing:yeahDo you Shower Daily:uh huhHave you Been in Love:i am right nowDo you want to go to College:yupDo you want to get Married:definitelyDo you belive in yourself:most of the timeDo you get Motion Sickness:noo0o0o0o0o0!Do you think you are Attractive:not really [tracy:heck yeah hunnii!]Are you a Health Freak:noDo you get along with your Parents:pssh..noDo you like Thunderstorms:who does?Do you play an Instrument:im korean, of course i do.In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:yesIn the past month have you Smoked:noIn the past month have you been on Drugs:nopeIn the past month have you gone on a Date:yesIn the past month have you gone to a Mall:aww..noIn the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:i dont like chocolate, they dont even come in boxes. wait, do they?In the past month have you eaten Sushi:yesIn the past month have you been on Stage:noooo.. stage frightIn the past month have you been Dumped:noIn the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:no. but i wish i did with someone*wink wink [tracy:ur wrong hunnii, who can skinny dip without sum1?]In the past month have you Stolen Anything:no. im a good boy...not[tracy:yeppp..not!]Ever been Drunk:noEver been called a Tease:i hope not [tracy:pssh....]Ever been Beaten up:by my brother. ass [tracy:jusz say yes..gosh!]Ever Shoplifted:when i was a kid [tracy:cusz u dunno ur rich? gosh....]How do you want to Die:painlesslyWhat do you want to be when you Grow Up:iono [tracy:pssh...]What country would you most like to Visit:philippines with tracy [tracy: =(]In a Boy/Girl..Favourite Eye Color:brownFavourite Hair Color:not jet blackShort or Long Hair:longHeight:5`4``Weight:doesnt matter to meBest Clothing Style:ionoNumber of Drugs I have taken:noneNumber of CDs I own:iono.. u can countNumber of Piercings:0Number of Tattoos:0Number of things in my Past I Regret:1, making my sweetheart cry [tracy:awwww...] CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

2005-11-26 18:06:51 2005-11-26 23:06:51 open Private post 395128187 traciouswink Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:31:56 -04:00

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Take the quiz: "Which Mean Girls Character Are you? (girlz)" Regina George Your the hottest girl in school. 2005-11-26 15:21:21 2005-11-26 20:21:21 open Private post 395049887 traciouswink Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:31:41 -04:00

hihi.. hee hee.. w0w.. l0ng weekend ferr me huh? hee hee.. well let`s see, let`s see.. 0kaii, thursdaii.. hrmm.. i woke up earlier then maii l0ver chris! hahaha.. then.. we went t0 maii granniie`s h0use tah eat lunch yepp yepp, guys.. lunch.. cuszz issh thanksgivin`, duhhhr.. haha.. s0 yeaa.. then.. stayed here ferr lykk tha wh0le daii! freakiin` arrgh! then.. maii hunnii bunch decided t0 g0 here since he`s around maii `h0od.. then.. we partied!...n0t. we talked about funniie stuff.. haha.. yeaah.. im hypurr.. =] then i lent him maii track jackiit cusz his track jackiit was wet lykk hell.. im shweet lykk that <3 i ate chicken, 2 times! lol so yeaah.. then.. he left.. *s0b buh yeaah.. issh co0l th0u.. <3 then.. well stayed hurr.. g0sh.. [sike] then.. had a l0ng celly marath0n with maii hunnii.. issh c0ol 0b c0rsz.. =] -end FRYDAii <3 ii WOKE UP ii THiiNK EARLiiER THEN MAii LOVER.. WELL iiONO.. HRMM YEAAH.. THEN.. WE WENT TO TOWNEY.. ATE LUNCH!!! SPENT 140+ DOLLERS WOOT WOOT! [SiiKE] iiSH PROLLiiE TRUU ;] THEN YEAAH.. STAYED HURR.. THEN... MAii HUNNii CAME OVA AGiiN! HEE HEE~ WE ATE GRAPES CASHEWS AND DRANK COKE PLAYED TiiBiiDiiBiiDiiB SCORE WAS :: 13 TO 5 ii WON! THEN WE PLAYED YANKEE DOODLE! SCORE WAS :: 18 TO 3 HAHA! HUNNii U SUCK! JP! GOSH! LOVE YAH HUNNii <3 U MADE MAii DAii LYKK ALWAYS <3 AWWW.. SHWEET ii NOE, ii NOE.. OHH YEAHH.. DON`T HATE BITCHES! WE NOE WE`RE LUCKiiE! SO YEAHH.. THEN.. HE LEFT.. *SOB.. THEN.. WELL STAYED HERE.. THEN.. TALKED TO MAii FRiiENDS BY AiiM AND COMMENTS JUSZ LYKK EVERY FRiiGiiN` DAY! LOL OH YEAAH.. THENN.. ATE STEAK AND GARLiiC BREAD.. YUMMiiE! THEN ATE BiiL GAW GHii AND BUTTERED DiiNNER BREAD.. YUMMiiE TOO! HEE HEE.. THEN.. THASZ PURDii MUCH iiT! OKAii.. iiL JUSZ ADD THA NEXT 2 DAYS PROLLiiE SUNDAii OKAii! BYE BYE! SO HYPURR! PURDAYY_NENE

2005-11-26 01:46:03 2005-11-26 06:46:03 open Private post 394747549 traciouswink Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:31:11 -04:00 People see love in your eyes. You either love everyone around you ooor...somebody's in loooove, no? Seriously, though... You seem to have a lot of love in your heart right now. You're singing songs and picking flowers...or at least you feel like doing so. And we can't forget floating on air, right? Well, don't let anyone ruin that for you, and if things don't turn out...don't worry over it. There are worse things, and you know it. What can people see in your eyes?(great ANIME pics)((IMPROVED!!!)) brought to you by Quizilla You're a good person.  You know how to be nice without being OVERLY nice...You always try to think of others and their needs, but you know that it's impossible to please everyone and you are willing to accept people as they are. That's great! Are you a Nice Person??  (Girl anime pics) brought to you by Quizilla The bad girl. Who exactly ARE you? (AnImE PiCs) brought to you by Quizilla ~Fan~ The fan is your weapon! Heh, don't laugh, this is can be weapon and not a decoration as it usually is you know! Though it is rather a defensive weapon, when used carefully, you can disarm an opponent and therefore, use their weapon instead! It's pretty and light to carry, and a great disguise, fooling others that you have no intention to harm them, when you really do! What's Your Perfect Anime Weapon? brought to you by Quizilla You are the Sweet Cat. You are one of the friendliest Cats around! You love to make new friends and to meet new people.You are also Outgoing and a Joyful Cat. You Hate to be ignored by others but......you talk alot so they usually ignore you. What Anime Cat Are You? //.:With CUTE Anime Pics:.// brought to you by Quizilla Your eye color should be pink. You're the classic girlnextdoor, a sweet, loving, daddy's girl. You can be shy when meeting new people and absolutely adore cute and cuddly animals and toys. What Color Eyes Should You Have? ( With Anime Pictures ^-^ ) brought to you by Quizilla Love Interest What is your anime occupation? (pics) brought to you by Quizilla You, my friend, are a lazy sleeper!  As far as you are concerned, sleeping and lounging about are the most incredible things on earth.  You love just sitting back and watching everyone buzzing around with their busy lives.  Its not that youre stupid or dont care, on the contrary, you are quite intelligent when you want to be.  But why waste the effort? How do you Sleep? (Anime Pics) brought to you by Quizilla You are Usagi, from Sailor Moon. Which Popular Anime Girl are you? brought to you by Quizilla You belong on a lazy-day beach or anywhere where you can set up a relaxing bench or chair and watch the world go by. You don't want to make any changes, watching is enough to make you content. The blue of the sky and the light of day beat into your soul and you drift into the world and around without harming anything or making any ripples in the fabric of humanity. Enjoy your peace, few have it, though few would want it at the cost. Where do you belong?(ANIME IMAGES) brought to you by Quizilla Waaah! You're so LOVABLE! Everybody likes you, because you're a great person to have around and it's always happy about everything ^^. congrats! and...can I hug you?? plz! ^///^ Yet another personality test ^-^ (nice anime pics!) NEW outcome!! brought to you by Quizilla You have an intense kiss! You and your partner connect when you kiss and you forget about the rest of the world. Hey, call me!!! ^_~ What anime kiss are you? brought to you by Quizilla You are a summer. You are a time bomb of fun.  You just wait for your moment to burst and let your hyperness shine.  You are very energetic and people know that you are hard to get mad because you are having too much fun to really care.  You are a social butterfly and you love to talk and meet new people.  You keep you hyper ways up we need some in this world! ^_^ What Season Best Fits You? (anime pics) brought to you by Quizilla   Like oh my gosh. You got a guy who's cute and sweet. He's so sweet that he'ld take you out for dinner or at a cafe just to buy what you want:) Even if it's just a candy stick. Yup it's love. You got a great guy waiting for you somewhere. You just gotta look harder;) Who's Perfect For You??? (Cute Anime Pics) brought to you by Quizilla Ok you are a romantic anime girl and you love and care for a lot of people.There is no evil in you soul or your heart.Though sometimes people don't feel the same way as you do you keep on trying to change their mind.You love to help people out and you are always happy.Keep on trying to make the whole world smile because you know smiles are contagious ^_^.Oh and if it seems like there is nobody who could love you as much as you could love them it doesn't matter the thing is that the only thing that matters is that he cares and loves you and it doesn't matter how much well maybe it does but don't set you standards to high cuz then you'll find nobody If You Were An Anime Character What Would You Look Like?(Girls Only) brought to you by Quizilla Natural Beauty! You impress with your narural charme and your simple beauty. You only want to be the person you are and be accepted as that. Go you! What kind of beauty are you? .._..contains Anime pictures.._.. brought to you by Quizilla You are a Princess, accustomed to only the best. Elegant and poised, you believe in High Standards, and like your standards to be met. You are gracious and kind, to those you find deserving; but woe betide anyone who does not meet your standards, you would dismiss them with a casual wave of your hand. Not only do you set high standards for others, you set them for yourself also, and sometimes find yourself struggling to meet them. Most of your life you have gained what you wanted, probably an only or youngest child, you put you first. However, saying that, you are not entirely self-centred,it's simply you've learnt to put yourself first. When moved, you are capable of empathy and kindness, and would willingly do your best to help others; but your life so far has taught you, that you must come first. You are also well learned.

At your best, you are kind, gracious, noble and focused; at your worst you are selfish, dismissive and stubborn. If you don't agree with something, you would nod your head graciously, and refuse to be swayed.

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2005-11-20 17:57:52 2005-11-20 22:57:52 open Private post 391178525 traciouswink Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:30:18 -04:00

omg!!! this is so fetch!!!

2005-11-20 17:24:24 2005-11-20 22:24:24 open Private post 391159225 traciouswink Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:29:58 -04:00

hi hi.. hee hee.. im bored.. gossh.. my weekend is almost over so.. here i am.. once agiin.. writin` nonsense.. lol.. truu truu thou.. well yeaah.. my weekend wusz emotional.. well.. kinda.. buh yeaah.. =[ im okaii now.. i guess... it`s jusz that.. fuck.. never mind hehehe.. jusz ask me if yooh lykk.. lol.. okaii.. let`s start fridayy night.. hrmm.. so chris and i wer talkin` on aim.. and im lykk.. man im bored.. he`s lykk.. gyeaah me too.. then.. i asked him [randomly].. do you wnna go to tha movies.. hehehe.. and he`s lykk sure.. at first really wer jusz jokin` buh iono wut happend lol.. and then i asked my dad if i can go to tha movies.. and he's lykk.. wut time.. and im lykk.. right now.. and he's lykk.. dang.. and then lykk.. he said okaii.. and then i went to towne center on time.. chris arrived @ lykk.. an hour and a half later. sike.. hahaha.. well yeaah.. then lykk.. tha tickets are sold out.. dang! haha.. im not surprised.. haha.. buh yeaah.. wer lykk.. so wer dyoou wnna go..? iono.. okaii lets jusz walk.. so we walked. dang chillyy.. buh issh okaii.. and lykk.. while wer walkin` we takin` picxzzies! hahaha.. yeaah cool huh.. sike.. uhh.. gyeaag.. we went to.. uhh.. i forgot tha name buh issh a pet store sumn.. issh either petco or.. pet... yeaah.. i forgot.. lalala.. =] so.. yeaah... we went there and look for uhh.. chrisz pet i think.. iono.. lol.. then we went to riteaid.. cuszz he wansta buy a drink.. yeaah.. then.. we took picxszzies agiin.. lol.. hrmm.. then we left.. we went to target lol.. omg we love target now! lol.. jp.. and yeaah.. hrmm.. so we walked and took piczsiisz agiin.. then.. we went to tha loew`s and did nuffin.. lol.. then we went to barnes and well.. chilld and.. talkd i guess.. haha.. then.. we went to.. argh.. iono.. i forgot hahaha.. then.. yeaah.. i left. then yeaah.. end.. oh yeaah.. we talked [celly marathon].. okaii so saturday.. nuffin happnd.. hrmm.. jusz stayed home.. chris came ova.. we chiill`d.. yeaah thasz purdy much it.. then yeaah.. sunday.. boring day.. huhuhuhu.. okaii baii baii.. end.. lykk.. end!!! PURDAYY_NENE

2005-11-20 16:18:40 2005-11-20 21:18:40 open Private post 391122638 traciouswink Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:29:42 -04:00 2005-11-20 02:35:49 2005-11-20 07:35:49 open Private post 390798148 traciouswink Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:29:26 -04:00 hi hee hee.. so cool huh.. wer so cute together!!! lykk goshness! 2005-11-19 16:56:54 2005-11-19 21:56:54 open Private post 390510266 traciouswink Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:23:23 -04:00

wow.. this is new.. i think i`m fallin` ferr animes agiin.. lol.. no! haha.. jp.. well.. look at my lover yuna..

isnt she purday? omg.. she is my fave.. lykk supah fave anime character.. hee hee.. i remember one time.. o0oh.. nvm hahaha! well.. yeaah.. i think imma be readin` sum mangas agiin.. well.. iono why... buh oh well.. at least im not gonna be sad and bored that much huh.. okaii thasz it.. buhbyee <3 PURDAYY_NENE

2005-11-19 03:04:43 2005-11-19 08:04:43 open Private post 390186172 traciouswink Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:23:09 -04:00 animes are so cool! You are a Sexy Girlfriend! You love your boy, not only in youre also the type that is willing to give him a little something! Be careful though, you dont want to go too far on the first date! ^_~Quote: Love is everything it's cracked up to beIt really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. Erica Jong What Kind of GIRLFRIEND are YOU? (with pics) brought to you by Quizilla 2005-11-18 21:32:15 2005-11-19 02:32:15 open Private post 390028257 traciouswink Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:22:48 -04:00

What Is Your Best Sexual Skill?Name: Age: Sex: MaleFemaleSexuality: StraightGayBisexualFlirting Skill Level - 54%

Kissing Skill Level - 61%

Cudding Skill Level - 80%

Sex Skill Level - 92%

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You scored as Prep/Jock/Cheerleader.

Prep/Jock/Cheerleader

81%

Ghetto gangsta

38%

Geek

31%

Stoner

25%

Punk/Rebel

19%

Drama nerd

13%

Goth

6%

Loner

0%

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You scored as Popular Bitch.

Popular Bitch

100%

Preppy Girl

81%

Nerdy Girl

50%

Hippy

38%

Athletic Tomboy

25%

Slut

19%

Loser

0%

Goth

0%

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Hot

87%

Prep

80%

Geek/Nerd

46%

Emo Kid

33%

"Ghetto"

33%

Punk

27%

Loner

13%

Jock

0%

Goth

0%

Stoner

0%

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2005-11-17 22:28:00 2005-11-18 03:28:00 open Private post 389497376 traciouswink Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:19:13 -04:00

Fucking Long Survey... Trust Me You'll Like It!~The Basics~Whats Your Real Name::christopher smith, oops. tracy ignacio Your Middle Name::secret! we're not that close Birthdate::june 22 Birthplace::pi Current Location::lakewood, wa Zodiac::cancurr Eye Color::brown Hair Color::not-jet black Heritage::filapina and part azn by injection lol jp Age::one`five Height::5`four Currently Living With::my dad and a fat lady who loves to fart loud xinfinitee What Time Is It::6:16pm ~School~What School Do You Attend::clover park high school Mascot::uhh.. warrior [chris told me] School Colors::green and yellow, so cool! soff`murr power! Grade::1oth Hottest Teacher::as-if.. Uglyist Teacher::as-if.. Favorite Subject::treble choir! and health && fitness! Least Favorite Subject::personal finance Hottest Guy/Girl In School::chris smith/ tracy ignacio Favorite Teacher::mr. ninnis [cusz of track] Least Favorite Teacher::ms. jensen [ i dont noe her buh i hate her cusz chris hates her] If You Could Have Any Teacher Fired, Who Would it Be::ms. wekell, bcuszz chris and i hates her more then tha world hates her.. College You Wanna Go To::i still dunno.. ~The Future~Do You Wanna Get Married::ob corsz.. At What Age Do You Hope To Get Married At?:hrmm.. iono.. How Many Kids::iono! gosh! What Type of Wedding would it be?:o0oh beach! Where would it be?:iono! What do you wanna be when you grow up?:a rich bitch! Where would you want to live?:anywhere in tacoma Where would the honeymoon be?:chrisz apartment, korea If you parents didnt like the person would you still marry them?:of course ~Favorties~Color::pink Food::azn foods Chocolate::i love chocolate. so basically i will eat a worldfull of chocolates and still dunno wutz tha best chocolate ever.. Drink::bubba tea! and frap! Magazine::teenvogue Chanel::63 Sent::adidas for women Perfume::i forgot tha name! *sob Colonge::endless love Website::myspace! Person::chris smith Time in your life::hold on imma think of sumn! Grade::1oth Number::sixx Screen Name::iissh sumwhurr here in muh xanga jusz look ferr it Pick Up Line::ahaha.. as if i got one.. Song (at the moment)::miss you [krn] Movie (at the moment)::well.. nuffin buh i really wnna watch hp4.. Song (of all time)::burn Movie (of all time)::so close Way of Communication::celly Item::tf? lappitappi Store::american eagle, aeropostale and pacsun Piece of Clothing::track jackets Shirt::roxy shirts Pants::capris Shoes::flipflops please Band::pcd Boy Band::i dont have any, sorrii Type of Music::rnb, slow jams, hiphop, rap, rock, techno, aznpop.. Day of the week::saturday Country::usa Language::hangul! haha.. issh cute! Car::chrisz rx7 SUV::my armada baby! Word::smashing! Place to Make out::his place Place to hang out::towne center! lol Street Name::PIMPTASTIC TRACY DAZZLE State::wa Fairy Tale::sleepin` beauty Love Story::my love story Love Quote::uh.. yeaaah.. Ice Cream Flavor::strawberry Model::me! Veggie::i dont eat veggie that much.. Fruit::strawberries! Swear Word::eff! Question::are yooh freakin` serious?! hahaha so funnie! ~Have You Evers~Fallen For Your Best Friend::yeaah.. i think.. not sure!!! Lied to your parents::yeaah.. Made out with some one::yeaah.. Sung at a karioke bar::yeaah.. Danced on top of the table::yeaah.. Drank Alcholol::yeaah.. Watched Languna Beach::yeaah.. Watched The Notebook::yeaah.. Loved someone::yeaah.. Black mailed someone::yeaah.. Skipped Class::nope Licked something::yeaah.. Gone AIM::yeaah.. Watched Porn::yeaah.. i did! Kissed Someone that was just a friend::yeaah.. Been Rejected::nope Been In Love::yeaah.. Cheated on someone::nope Been cheated on::nope Used::nope Used someone::nope Fallen for someone you just met::yeaah Done something you regret::yeaah.. Do You:Forgive easily::nope Forget easily::nope Trust easily::nope Love easily::prolly Color Your Hair::yeaah Shave::yeaah Drink Soda::yeaah Kiss on the 1st date::yeaah kiss random people::nope say "I love You" to much::prolly, iono.. say whats on your mind::yeaah, all tha time like to smell good::yeaah of course.. lykk who doesnt.. imma stab yooh! take a shower daily::yeaah want something/someone you can have::yeaah ~This Or That~Coke or Pepsi::pepsi McDonalds or Burger King::taco balls, oops.. bells KFC or Wendys::taco bell Subway or Quiznos::subway Cadillac or Mersadces::marcedess - correct spelling!!! hahaha.. VH1 or MTV::mtv Vanilla or Chocolate::chocolate The Oc or Laguna Beach::laguna beach Paper or Plastic::paper Computers or Phones::phones Jay-Z or Nas::jay-z Ja-Rule or 50 Cent::ja rule 50 Cent or The Game::5o cent Addidas or Nike::adidAs Baby Phat or Roxy::omg.. roxy! Rocawear or Element::element Rap or Rock::rock Jay-Z or Linkin Park::jay z Love or Lust::love Truth or Lies::truth! duhh.. Yankees or Red Soxs::iono! Red Soxs or White Soxs::iono! Abercrombie or Hollister::american eagle Carpet or Hardwood::carpet Walf or Run::run Sunset or Sunrise::sunset Cancun or Cabo::cabo!!!! Laugh or Cry::laugh Silver or Gold::silver White or Black::white School or Crack::school ~Friends~Best Friends::all my un niies! Funniest::lucy Loudiest::darrielle One you can trust most::yejin! one you went out with::pssh.. Preppiest::yejin Emo::frances Ghetto::iono! Punk::phoebe Model Type::can`t think Longest::iono Shortest::iono Hottest::iono ~In a Guy or Girl~Hair Color::black with brown highlights Eye Color::brown Height::5`ten Weight::he dont noe Age::16 Style of Clothing::preppy! hahaha Personality::so nice.so cool.so fetch.so true.so you! Best Physical Quality::eyes hee hee.. and tha guns i pinched earlier! Worst Quality::nuffin.. cusz he's perfect... oh yeaah eat breakfast please! All Most the end!!!What time is it now?:7pm How long did it take you to take the survey?:iono.. do tha math bitch.. Was it Worth it?:i guess.. The EndTake this survey | Find more surveys You've been totally Bzoink*d

2005-11-17 22:00:36 2005-11-18 03:00:36 open Private post 389478502 traciouswink Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:18:51 -04:00

You've Got Guys Lined Up Around the Block

While your little black book isn't as thick as Paris Hilton's... You get the most dates of any girl you know It's your whole five star package that attracts men - Your looks, your charm, and your ability tie a cherry with your tongue.

Are You Attractive? Take This Quiz Find the Love of Your Life (and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance.

You Are a Total Girlie GirlYou love looking good, and wooing men with your womanly ways. You're so feminine, men are in awe of you ... which is a very good thing.

How Girlie Are You?

o0o0ohh sexciiii!!!

Your Vibe is Super SexyYou feel 100% sexy at almost any moment And this inner sexiness really does boost your appeal You're confident, playful, and outgoing You know what you have to offer - and you're proud of it!

How Sexy Is Your Vibe?

o0o0ohh.. tha heck!

Men See You As PlayfulMen want a challenge and you are the perfect playmate You know how to push men's buttons and attract a wide range of guys You enjoy living and loving - it's one of your most attractive qualities Men are often consumed with desire for you, and you love that!

How Do Men See You?

oohh.. chris look at this T_T

You are a Great GirlfriendWhen it comes to your guy, you're very thoughtful But you also haven't stopped thinking of yourself You're the perfect blend of independent and caring You're a total catch - make sure your guy knows it too!

Are You a Good Girlfriend?

Your Kissing Purity Score: 37% PureYou're not one to kiss and tell... But word is, you kiss pretty well.

Kissing Purity Test

2005-11-17 19:36:47 2005-11-18 00:36:47 open Private post 389372164 traciouswink Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:18:37 -04:00

one.you.love with.somebody.else nuffin.you.can.do.about.it u.had.tha.chance u.turn.away gotta.take.it thou.it's.heartbreakin`

2005-11-15 19:53:36 2005-11-16 00:53:36 open Private post 388120657 traciouswink Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:18:20 -04:00

dang.. long weekend.. it suxx lykk BIG TIME! wut happend? nuffin! waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! im so bored, lykk GYEAH... hrmm.. friday :: i jusz went to tha mall with unnie lucy <3 and David..<33 well.. issh fun lykk... haha, yeaah.. well.. wut did we do? hrmm.. lemme see.. okaii so first, i was late lykk.. cuszz lucy told me to be there lykk at 2:30pm i think and lykk.. im lykk okaii.. imma be there.. then.. lyk.. wutt happend is.. IONO! i wuszz late! 1 hour.. arrived there @ lykk 3:30 sumn.. sucka... hahahahaha.. well yeaah.. then, im lykk.. i told lucy if imma be late and lykk im still not there @ 3:20 ill give her an ice cream or whatever.. so yeah.. i gave her an ice cream, hee hee.. <3 so yeaah.. first i went to old navy to lykk.. fetch her.. and lykk.. yeah.. then called David to lykk.. check onhim.. if where is he @ tha mall.. and lykk.. he said.. he's sumwehurr.. i think he said he's eating.. or yeahh.. then im lykk.. OKAII/.. see you at AMERICAN EAGLE.. and he's lykk.. okaii.. so lucy and I went there.. to check on sum cute stuff.. and lykk.. yeaah.. im jammin btw.. i brought my ipod.. haha, cool cool.. then.. well wer checkin` on sum stuff and lykk.. i found this cute track JACKET.. woot woot.. i bought it.. lucy bought nuffin from aeo.. David came btw.. so yeaah.. we went outside.. and lykk.. lucy said we should go to uhh.... wet seal.. yeaah.. wet seal so we went there.. and lykk.. we went there.. buhh.. i wnna check those pink track JACKETS @ pac sun so i told her that imma go to PAC SUN.. and she's lykk.. okaii and im lykk.. cool.. hahahahhaa.. so yeaah.. then i brought david with me.. hee hee and lyk.. we went there. and omg.. i bought that jacket.. issh so cute! hahaha.. so yeaah.. so went to.. CLAIRE'S cusz we cant find lucy there.. (tried callin her, buhh.. no answer) so yeaah.. we found.. a cute stuffed patrick star! woot woot! nd omg CARE BEARS!   WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! hee hee.. so yeaah.. well.. we didnt bought nething.. cuszz.z. iono.. well.. okaii so we went to wet seal agiin and yeaah we found her.. and lykk.. David kept laffin on them shoes.. hahaha.. iono why.. buhh., they look funny thou,, hahaha.. so yeaaah.. we sat.. then.. lyyk... iono.. we jusz.. uhh.. waited for lucy *wink hahahaha.. so... yeaaah.. we went to.. baskin i think.. oh no wiat.. we went to aeropostale first.. oo0o0ohh.. GOD.. i saw this cute track jacket.. and omg.. i bought it! uh huh.. hahaha! so yeaaah.. lucy bought nuffin and David bought sumn earlier.. so... yeaah,, then.. we went to baskin robbins to buy lucy's ice cream and i bought a smoothie too! my fave.. lykk ultimate fave! strawberry citrus.. hee hee.. and lykk.. yeaah.. then we went sumwhur.. cuszz David wansta buy a buy 1 take 1 drink.. oo0o0hh.. so yeaah.. he gave me tha other one.. uhh.. i think i picked.. citrus sumn.. and he got tha strawberry sumn.. my fave too! so yeaah.. and then lykk.. yeaah.. lucy left... and i jusz waited ferr my dad.. to pick me up.. o0o0hh.. they went to tha mall btw.. hahaha.. and lykk.. they shopped ferr sumn.. pssh.. dont care.. o0o0hh i ferrgot.. chris went sumwhurr too, thasz why.. sorri bout that hunn.. saturday :: hrmm.. wut happend.. is.. iono.. well jusz stayed here i guess.. and lykk.. chris asked me if.. lykk.. imm go to his place.. buh i said i cant... wer both bored! puhaaaa.. sucka.. well.. jusz download sum songs ferr muh ipod.. woot woot. issh cool.. issh cool.. so yeaaah.. thasz about it.. o0o0hh.. yeaah.. did a long celly marathon.. with chris.. sunday :: no idea.. well.. imma do sum werkk.. so yeaaah.. i guess imma go now.. puhaaa! PURDAYY_NENE

2005-11-13 17:36:55 2005-11-13 22:36:55 open Private post 386712514 traciouswink Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:18:05 -04:00

4:27 PM 11/4/05gosh.. bored.. got 2 hours left before muh flight to oakland.. so bored.. lykk gwoah.. pssh.. chris is not calling.. i called him lykk a while ago buh... dang.. oh well.. my dad is walking.. me dont care really.. hrmm.. i thought they got connection here.. buh dang.. no connections! lotsa lappietappie around buh.. dang.. no connections! puhaa.. so yeah.. so bored.. lykk.. omg yeah! cant think of nething to do.. i hope they got connection in oakland cusz omg.. imma be dead! or at least tha place is lykk around a starbucks thingy so yeah.. lalala.. so bored.. so bored... dang i repeated that lykk.. 20 times already.. puhaa.. jusz playien.. so yeah igtg.. imma read sumffin aite. byeeeee.. <312:55 PM 11/5/2005hihi.. well yeah so bored.. jusz chillin` hurr @ joseph's room.. dang.. lotsa awards!!! puhaa.. =]  so,, yeah.. hrmm.. i called chris lykk a while ago, buh i guess he's sleeping or whatever.. haha.. well, jusz called muh mom and lykk.. i told her i sent sum greens.. 100.. haha.. yeah im sweet lykk that.. hrmm.. she said she'll be goin to s.o.p. [tv show] later.. pssh.. jellie jellie.. haha... buh yeah.. hrmm.. im plannin to buy an i-pod mini.. o0ohh.. chris is callin! so hold up haha.. =]2:07 PM 11/5/2005so yeah.. so bored!!! lykk blah blah blah.. im lookin ferr a song that'll suit what im feelin right now puhaa.. <3 i miss chris lykk so much now.. lykk i still got a day and a half before i giit to see him aggin.. oops.. wrong.. lykk 2 days still huhuhu.. i miss u chris! lykk so much!!! lykk xbijiliion!!! huhuhu.. so yeah.. iono what to do.. my dad went sumwhere.. and iono where to go.. well im a lil bit hungry buh i can survive hahaha.. buh i want to go to tha mall lykk waaaa.. i wnna go to tha mall now... !!! cusz i wnna buy my i-pod haha.. so yeah.. im bored.. 8:59 PM 11/5/2005sigh.. i miss chris lykk so much now.. agiin.. well.. wut happend is.. we went to my lolo [granpa] teddy's house.. and lykk chill there for a bit.. then my celly died before we went to pump it up.. its lykk a cool  place for KIDS.. puhaa.. puhaa! for kids..! so yeah.. well i miss chris when i wusz there.. i cant go ne where.. my celly is dead.. so yeah.. jusz played puhaa! and lykk we're all filapinos there.. how cool is that? haha.. so yeah.. i saw this girl and her brother.. and omg i couldnt believe my eyes.. they are filapino and korean..! huaaat? haha.. yeah they are filapino and korean.. lykk gwhoa.. chris and i want to lyyk see this cross-breed for years.. puhaaa.. and muh tym came.. last night.. hahaa.. poor chris.. 12:05 PM 11/6/2005hi hi.. jusz woke up haha.. well yeah im hungry.. and lykk.. iono what to do.. they asked me if i want rice or palabok to eat for breakfast.. or .. lunch.. buh im lykk.. uhh.. palabok.. and they're lykk.. oh u dont want rice no more cusz yer a citizen now huh.. what tha heck is that.. puhaaaaaaaaa!puhaa.. so yeah.. so bored.. blah blah blah.. chris is church-ing right now.. i think he's playin tha piano.. puhaa.. thasz a good laugh on tuesday.. or later... puhaa! puhaa.. so yeah.. it's our first month anniversarayy and lykk.. last night.. we didnt sleep until 12mn.. hrmm.. yeah.. so.. we talked about random, buh cool stuff.. puhaa! issh so cool cusz we never talked lykk that.. for lykk.. ever! so yeah.. gtg.. 12:35 PM 11/6/2005hihi.. so yeah. i jusz ate.. palabok!!! woohoo.. and meat sumfn.. i think it's called pochero or cochero.. or whatever.. why do filapinos hafta name their viands hard.. haha.. buh wer kool lyk that hahaa.. so yeah.. i ate eggpie for dessert.. hrmm.. dont eat that thou buh.. oh well.. no rice. drink sprite. so yeah.. gtg... eat chocolate puhaa! 1:27 PM 11/6/2005so bored.. i think we be goin to tha mall later.. with auntie claire and auntie pam.. dang they're lykk a year older than me puhaa.. jp.. 3:00 PM 11/6/2005hi hi.. jusz got from tha restroom haha.. i took a bath sillii! so yeah.. imma call chris so hold up aite.. <34:03 PM 11/6/2005jus ate bibinka.. o0oh it's so cute.. issh so small haha! well yeah i guess u dunno wut a bibnka is.. iono howta make one so me cant tell you wut bibinka is made of..hungrayy.. jpjp.. jusz sitting here waiting for muh dad.. dang i think we'll be goin sumwhere @6pm.. i think we're eating sumwhere.. or wutever.. haha.. lalalalalalala.. im bored...5:26 PM 11/6/2005bored.. hee hee.. well be goin to tha dinner thingy now.. so yeah.. u noe wut, i jusz counted my money.. now... and omg.. issh $430!!! omg.. well yeah.. issh sapous ta be $550 buh i gave muh mom sum greens remember, lol, cusz issh her bdaii! woot woot.. =] so yeah.. im sweet lykk that.. well yeah tomaroe.. imma be goin home.. im plannin to buy an i-pod nano btw.. cusz yeah.. got lotsa money.. [basically cusz i went here..] lol.. aite gtg.. =]10:51 PM 11/6/2005hihi.. jusz got back from tha living room.. watched sumn while talking to muh chris hunnii.. hihi.. and omg u noe wut.. my uncle reggie gave me a hundred bucks.. hoohaa! w/c means i got lykk 500+ bucks now! woot woot.. yay.. hahaha.. so yeah.. imma go now.. cusz i need to go to bed cusz we be goin to tha hospital [for uncle gennie] then to tha airport tomaroe.. aite bye bye.. =]5:32 PM 11/7/2005hihi.. so yeah.. im now in tha plane.. dang gots nuaffin tah do so yeah.. jusz updating muh blog rara! so yeah.. playin a good, mushy song.. i bought chris and niko a stuffed beanie bear.. o0ohh i bought one too ferr myself.. yeah it's a pink bear, how cool is that, hee hee.. so yeah.. my mom called me earlier.. and she's lykk blah blah blah.. haha.. dang my mom is so cool.. hee hee.. aite laterz.. =]9:22 PM 11/7/2005well... jusz checked my myspace and yeah.. jusz wnna wrap this up.. =] aite buhbye <3

2005-11-08 00:24:00 2005-11-08 05:24:00 open Private post 383079028 traciouswink Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:17:51 -04:00

hi hi.. well im jusz bored. and still dont wnna do tha thing i hafta do.. haha i need to pack my bag cusz imma be goin to oakland tomaroe.. yepp yepp.. sigh* well yeah i miss chris lykk gwhoa.. well honestly.. jusz talk to him by our celly lykk 5 or 10 mins ago.. haha.. so0o0o.. hold up, imma play sumfn.. okaii so sum filapino song is playien.. o0oh, so mushy <3 jagiya........ sigh* so sleepy.. buh still hafta do tha packien.. suxx..... well hrmm.. wutsz new, wutsz new.. well.. yeah im a myspace whore now.. puhaa! im LiL MiSZ [myspace whore] puhaa! dang.. i wnna go sumwhurr.. buh time check :: 10.42pm puhaa! wut tha heck am i thinkien.. oh well, my dad is acting so ghetto now.. along with her "wifey".. pssh.. i dont really care, hoo haa.. <3 this s.o.n.g. is so mushy.. lykk, omg gyeah! <3 sigh* i miss chris.. huhuhu.. well i guess imma go now jusz wnna update muh xanga aite guys.. take care dont miss me that much aite=] love yah bunchieesz <3 x0x0 muaaah~ PURDAYY_NENE

2005-11-04 01:48:17 2005-11-04 06:48:17 open Private post 380470905

[queenreginascontour]

it’s weird bc i’m fat and i rlly hate my body and i know that’s partially bc of society’s fat phobia but i also want better for myself but knowing i couldn’t do better for myself without a drastic change in my lifestyle and that makes me stress eat and makes the problem worse and i’m just very upset with myself right now

i know you probably like, dont want to hear ab me bc that’s one of my least favorite things when im venting to some1 but. i heavily relate to this so.. sorry ?? anywyas yeah, ive been some variation of fat for basically my whole life, and due to health reasons im not gonna go into, it’s kind of impossible for me to lose a lot of weight, so i can be thinner but i’ll never be skinny, and im set for life, i guess. what im trying to sayis that ive been dealing w this for eighteen years.

ive gone thru the exact same problem as u. i’d get these bursts of like, “yeah ! im gonna do it !” but then id look up exercise routines and diets and shit and i just felt doomed and overwhelmed. it was also hard bc i was living w my family so i didnt rly decide what i was eating and stuff if that makes sense ? or id watch weight loss videos on youtube and id be kind of inspired, but then i’d think “im not strong enough to do that,” etc.

it’s hard to be surrounded by skinny ppl all the time. and im not shitting on skinny ppl, it’s just hard when you hang out w ur friends and u stick out like a sore thumb. but as i got older, i developed a very surface-level “i dont give a fuck” attitude re: what ppl thot of my weight, and i was lucky enough to never experience any kind of animosity (at least not to my face) towards myself because of my weight throughout my schooling, so that helped. and like, for a while i would get dick just to prove to myself that i could which is so, so shitty. but while i didnt care ab what society thought, i cared about what i thought, if that makes sense. i was (and still am) my own worst enemy. like, i catch myself looking at those fat girls on instagram who own it, and i totally love them for it and support them and are impressed by them, but then when i think of myself wearing what theyre wearing or just exuding that kind of confidence, im like “well, i could never do that.” and i hate myself for it bc, like, bitch, why the fuck not ? idk. maybe one day, but im not at that point yet. 

sorry that im rambling. this is a topic that i never, ever talk to ppl about bc i think a part of me is embarrassed. i probably sound kind of like a downer, too. but i dont want to be a hypocrite and be like “it’ll be fine just eat ur veggies and fuck what society says uwu !!” i just want you to know that youre not alone, as cheesy as that is. if u ever need to talk to someone, me and my inbox are here. the fact that u even vocalized this to someone is more than i have ever done.

i know how easy it is to resign urself to a certain type of lifestyle. i dont know how old u r, but i know how hard it is to deal with this when ur young. i know firsthand how hard it is to live with mental illness while being fat. but when you take that first step of making the simplest lifestyle change, like even just walking around ur neighborhood everyday after school/work/whenever- not with the mentality of doing it to lose weight, but simply just to do it- you’ll feel so good.  but i am highly aware that that first step is the hardest part, so it might take a while, and that’s ok. so in the meantime, remember all the good things in your life, all the great things about yourself, surround urself with good people (if possible), hug a stuffed animal, and remember to be healthy- whatever that means for you.

[babbbyygurlll]

denied | jungkook

member: jungkook

genre: me don’t know yet

POV (point of view): jungkook pov until the end, then reader pov

- summary: She liked him and he didn’t like her. He was everything she wanted and she was everything he didn’t ask for. He was the only person she had eyes for and she didn’t even exist in his mind. However, this wasn’t the beginning for the two

note: this is my first story so lol show some love. dis is for my peeps, you know who you are. Also this is just the starter for the series, there will be real writing later on

+61 4568820: aye papiiiii

You: uhh

You: who the fuck is this

+61 4568820: your babygirl duh

You: I have a lot of babygirls

You: be more specific 

+61 4568820: wow daddy

+61 4568820: such a man whore

You: what u say

+61 4568820: haha don't worry

+61 4568820: I already knew that

You: shut up 

You: you don't know me

+61 4568820: I actually do

+61 4568820: but whatever kook

You: don't call me kook

You: who the hell r u

+61 4568820: ahhhhh

+61 4568820: since you wanna know so badly

+61 4568820: im in your modern history class

You: Jessica?

+61 4568820: nope

You: Tiffany?

+61 4568820: nuh uh

You: I swear if this is that baekhyun guy who keeps slapping my ass

+61 4568820: nah dad I aint a dude

+61 4568820: I do have two balls

+61 4568820: but they come with a basket as well ;)

You: u a chick?

+61 4568820: nah im a rooster

+61 4568820: damn kookie you a little slow today

+61 4568820: did you have your morning protein shake?

+61 4568820: you need food to stay focused if you don't know

You: bitch how did u know I drink protein shakes

You: do u stalk me

You: ahh

You: I get it

You: u r one of those girls who want round two

You: Sorry honey, I don’t do second rounds

You: Does it look like I use used items?

+61 4568820: hell no dad

+61 4568820: I just like to admire your beauty from afar

+61 4568820: damn jungkook gets all the ladies

+61 4568820: oh also

+61 4568820: you always wash your shaker at the sink near my locker

+61 4568820: man the shaker isn’t the only thing you get wet

You: thats what they all say darlin

You: but I still don't know who u r

You: Are you taeyeon?

+61 4568820: HELLL NOO

+61 4568820: hate that bitch

+61 4568820: the other day I was at the canteen

+61 4568820: and that ugly ass squirrel was behind me

+61 4568820: but I went to go get a large choccy milk

+61 4568820: and when I was gonna wave my hand to ask the lady

+61 4568820: that skinny rat called her and got the LAST ONE

+61 4568820: and pushed infront of me to pay

+61 4568820: and when I asked if they had anymore

+61 4568820: they said they still need to order the next batch

+61 4568820: I HAVE TO WAIT A WEEK FOR CHOCCY MILK

+61 4568820: SHE’S SUCH A BITCH

+61 4568820: SHE WAS STANDING THERE SIPPIN THE CHOCCY MILK RIGHT IN MY FACE

+61 4568820: WHY COULDN’T THAT SID THE SLOTH BITCH CHOKE ON THE STRAW

You: why couldn't u just get the strawberry

+61 4568820: AHHHAHA

+61 4568820: dad you are so funny

+61 4568820: “get the strawberry” he said

+61 4568820: kook are you sure you had your protein shake this morning? you aint making any sense

+61 4568820: I saw you eating a sandwich at lunch

+61 4568820: but a sandwich can only last so long

You: don't call me kook

You: why do u know so much about me

You: by the way you are speaking

You: I don't think I know someone who talks like u

+61 4568820: here is the thing kookie

+61 4568820: one, I aint speaking im texting

+61 4568820: two, you don't know me

+61 4568820: if you did know me I would shit my pants so hard it would be a global warming issue in Greenland

+61 4568820: I can’t have my ass being exposed today

+61 4568820: but if you into booty pics I can arrange something ;)

You: I have side hoes for that

You: They would lose their shit if they knew I had extra booty pics

+61 4568820: lol kookie

+61 4568820: I was being sarcastic

+61 4568820: guess you can’t tell thru text

You: anyways u have babbled for 2 long

You: its time to tell me who u r

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[chaosbisexual]

1-92 mofo

FUCK RIGHT OFF MATE OK 

(lov u)

i took off the ones abt sex except for 1 bc i can 

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?

on tumblr…. it was u babe so take that how u like 

on imessage… no my dude 

2. You talked to an ex today, correct?

NOPE MY EX IS ON DRUGS 

4. Is trust a big issue for you?

ehhhhh idk possibly 

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?

no but like he’s in my classes?

6. What are you excited for?

yr 10 formal and finished for the year 

7. What happened tonight?

i made fajitas watched youtube and read fic,,, but it’s only 7pm 

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?

no do what u want… i just get annoyed when straight girls are suddenly making out with every other girl in sight BC BITCH Y CAN’T THE GAY GIRL GET SOME

9. Is confidence cute?

y e s self love is super hot 

10. What is the last beverage you had?

tea11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

like one or two? 

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?

three actually THEY MAKE MY BUTT LOOK GOOD

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?

refer to 7 

14. What are you going to spend money on next?

bus fare 

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?

what kiss 

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?

yes what the hell 

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

uhhhhhhhh like leah, the space gals, and my pal steph 

18. The last time you felt broken?

probs yesterday 

20. Are you starting to realize anything?

i can’t study and i hate having feelings for people 

21. Are you in a good mood?

eh im in neutral u made it better tho lmao 

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?

yea y not 

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?

no i am harry potter in which i have my Mother’s eyes

24. What do you want right this second?

more fajitas 

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?

…huh 

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?

yes but i think due to the sun it’s a bit lighter than usual 

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?

no omg humour is important

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?

the vid u sent me 

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?

yep my mother 

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?

i think so but there’s a line between 2 chances and 50 and if you have to give someone more than like 2 extra chances drop them lol 

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?

no he’s a butt but he’s ok and he helped me make fajitas 

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?

look i honestly don’t know but if he doesn’t then H O W 

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?

lmao no i wish 

34. Listening to?

africa by toto, next in the queue is paint by the paper kites

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?

yes my last test was in pencil 

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?

again w the whole NO ONE HAS KISSED ME THING 

37. Do you believe in love at first sight?

no love is not purely based on appearance lol 

38. Who did you last call?

the guy who i’m doing my psych pres with

39. Who was the last person you danced with?

my pal nat in a stationary shop 

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?

HMMM AGAIN WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?

props like the last time my history teacher brought them to class

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?

nope lol 

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?

YES CONSTANTLY 

44. Do you tan in the nude?

whats tanning dont know her 

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?

IF THIS HAPPENS ONE M O R E TIME 

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?

nope i wish tho 

47. Who was the last person to call you?

my dad

48. Do you sing in the shower?

hell yea i do 

49. Do you dance in the car?

hell yea i do 

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?

yea twice 

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

like 3 weeks ago for a school thing but the angle was gross 

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?

NO THEY ARE MY LIFE AND SOUL 

53. Is Christmas stressful?

YES I LOVE SHOPPING BUT NEVER HAVE ENOUGH MONEY FOR EVERYONE 

ok i can’t be bothered to do the the format like that anymore rip nice structure

54. Ever eat a pierogi?

a wot

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?

apple and blueberry 

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

vet or journalist, still wanna write to some degree lol 

57. Do you believe in ghosts?

i think there is something beyond what we see but idk 

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

yes omg sometimes before i travel to somewhere new i dream abt the place and then i get there and im LIKE I HAVENT BEEN HERE BEFORE WHY DO I KNOW IT and it’s bc i dreamt abt it

59. Take a vitamin daily?

HHAHAHAHAHAH

60. Wear slippers?

no BAREFOOT BBY 

61. Wear a bath robe?

nah dressing gown tho 

62. What do you wear to bed?

t shirt dress or men’s shirt 

63. First concert?

taylor swift im sorry 

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

K MART BITCH 

65. Nike or Adidas?

nike but i dont wear either 

66. Cheetos Or Fritos?

CHEETOS WE DONT HAVE FRITOS IN AUS 

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

peanuts dude

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?

currently sparks fly or the live back to december 

69. Ever take dance lessons?

NO I GOT FRIENDS WHO DANCE THO

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

lowkey want to marry a painter or a designer 71. Can you curl your tongue?

yeee boii 72. Ever won a spelling bee?

nahh 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

YE at my sister’s wedding and at the disco last year lmao 

74. What is your favorite book?

hp, trc, or i’ll give you the sun 

75. Do you study better with or without music?

wWITH 

76. Regularly burn incense?

nah got a wax burner

77. Ever been in love?

ppffft i wish 

78. Who would you like to see in concert?

hozier, arctic monkeys, the lumineers, dua lipa, lorde, hippo campus, the weeknd

79. What was the last concert you saw?

taylor swift but i’ve been to like festivals since then? 

80. Hot tea or cold tea?

hot but since summer is a comin 

81. Tea or coffee?

tea

82. Favorite type of cookie?

white choc macadamia 

83. Can you swim well?

i could before i got boobs

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

yes 

85. Are you patient?

NOPE 

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?

baND (mostly bc last time i went to a wedding w band the singer was HOT and she could sing like beyonce) 

87. Ever won a contest?

uhhh i think so?

88. Ever have plastic surgery?

nope lol 

89. Which are better black or green olives?

don’t eat either!

91. Best room for a fireplace?

LIVING ROOM OR BEDROOM GUY 

92. Do you want to get married? 

i think so but also i cannot understand why anyone would want to marry me 

ok i lov u more than i love steve harrington have a good night lad ! this was v long i hope ur happy 

[soradinnersready]

ALL OF THE QUESTIONS

*cracks knuckles* OKAY HERE GOES NOTHING

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?

If they were down hell yeah

2. You talked to an ex today, correct?

Incorrect

3. Have you taken someone’s virginity?

No

4. Is trust a big issue for you?

It’s my biggest issue m8

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?

I don’t like anyone so no

6. What are you excited for?

For this school year to be over, and kh3

7. What happened tonight?

Nothing but I have to take a shit

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?

Not really unless it’s one of my friends and I have to baby them

9. Is confidence cute?

There’s….a thin line…. we’ll just say confidence is great

10. What is the last beverage you had?

Water……..because……that’s all I ever drink

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

Maybe one

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?

I have like 15 pairs they’re the only jeans I wear

13. What are you gonna do on Saturday night?

We’re hosting a baby shower at my house but the mommy-to-be isn’t even going to be there

14. What are you going to spend money on next?

Who can ever tell…..probably…..food….unhealthy food

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?

No thank GOD

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?

Well…January is about that time…..prime time…..yeah I’ll be even shittier than I am now

17. Who do you feel the most comfortable talking to about anything?

For most things, ryry :)

18. The last time you felt broken?

This morning

19. Have you had sex today?

No

20. Are you starting to realize anything?

A lot of things but I’m trying to not make this whole thing depressing

21. Are you in a good mood?

I suppose so

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?

No. I have nothing against sharks they are lovely but I do not feel comfortable near any kind of sea animal even fucking minnows please don’t nibble on my toes

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?

They sure are

24. What do you want right now?

To be able to hug my internet friends, to not suffer, to go take a shit

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?

Like I said this person doesn’t exist but the person/people closest to it? I’d probably be happy for them idk

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?

Half of it yes

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?

If there even is someone who can’t make me laugh they’re probably a spawn of the devil because….I laugh at everything….so no

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?

Ryder saying he doesn’t dance in the car….he P E R F O R M S

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?

Every second of every day with every bone in my body

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?

My old self would say yes but….no

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?

I could never

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?

Again, hypothetical person/people, no

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda pop?

Ya got me…..I am one of THOSE people

34. Listening to?

FUCK okay I’m not going to lie I am listening to She Looks So Perfect By 5sos I swear to god I’m not in a phase

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?

Um yeah we all make mistakes okay people who write in pen can fuck off

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?

I sure do he’s sitting his no life havin ass right at home playing xbox like always with respect because that is also me

37. Do you believe in love at first sight?

No way

38. Who did you last call?

Elizabeth Tudor My friend

39. Who was the last person you danced with?

This girl whom I have reserved a special place in hell for

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?

Because I felt like I had to

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?

This question has bestowed much sadness upon me, I don’t remember pls someone send some my way

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?

No

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?

Shit probably

44. Do you tan in the nude?

No but when I get my own place you can bet ur ass I will

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?

Yeah he’s got some chapped ass lips

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?

No but I fell asleep WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO REPLY COUGH COUGH

47. Who was the last person to call you?

Someone in Georgia????

48. Do you sing in the shower?

No but again, when I get my own place….u can bet ur ass I will

49. Do you dance in the car?

I P E R F O R M

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?

Yes and I highly recommend it’s very calming

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

Other than school pictures, I was like 3

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?

Not really cheesy more like annoying but I usually don’t mind them

53. Is Christmas stressful?

If I were a good person this answer would be yes

54. Ever eat a pierogi?

What in bloody hell is that

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?

Apple but I’m not a pie eater

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

I didn’t know, but the first thing I thought of was an astronomer

57. Do you believe in ghosts?

Not exactly? Spirits maybe if that’s even what I’d call it

58. Ever had a deja-vu feeling?

Too often

59. Take a vitamin daily?

Not anymore

60. Wear slippers?

Whenever I get new ones but I always forget I have them so I just have like….10 pairs lying around

61. Wear a bath robe?

I wish I were that person

62. What do you wear to bed?

The ugliest and coziest clothes I have, in the summer no pants :)

63. First concert?

Uggggghhhhh OMGmusicfest…..the magcon days…..

64. Walmart, Target, or K-Mart?

Walmart

65. Nike or Adidas?

Nike

66. Cheetos or Fritos?

CHEETOS???? fuck fritos oh my god

67. Peanuts or sunflower seeds?

Sunflower seeds

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb2stN7kH28

69. Ever take dance lessons?

No

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

Uhh first of all I can’t picture myself having a spouse

71. Can you curl your tongue?

Yes I can do lots of things with my tongue and I swear to god that’s not supposed to be dirty

72. Ever won a spelling bee?

I couLD HAVE IF MY DUMBASS DIDN’T SPELL CALCULATOR WRONG

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

Probably but……I can’t remember the last time

74. What is your favorite book?

Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes

75. Do you study better with or without music?

Needs to be dead fcking silent

76. Regularly burn incense?

No but it was tradition when my friend and I smoked

77. Ever been in love?

*cringes* yes

78. Who would you like to see in concert?

I don’t have the energy to answer this question

79. What was the last concert you saw?

Lol OMGmusicfest

80. Hot tea or cold tea?

No tea please

81. Tea or coffee?

Coffee

82. Favorite type of cookie?

Sugar cookies with or without the frosting, or my grandma’s cookies

83. Can you swim well?

Well…..I mean…..I can swim but I probably couldn’t do it to save my life

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

Assuming this goes with the previous question, no I can’t heh

85. Are you patient?

Yes unless I’m in a reallly bad mood

86. DJ or band at a wedding?

DJ

87. Ever won a contest?

I’ve won awards but not sure if that’s the same thing

88. Ever had plastic surgery?

No

89. Black or green olives?

No olives please yuck

90. Opinions on sex before marriage?

Nothing wrong with it

91. Best room for a fireplace?

Living room….? no lets put it in the fuckin closet

92. Do you want to get married?

No