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keepcalm-and-beyou · 5 years ago

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Jughead Jones(Riverdale)

Title: What!?

Pairing: Jughead x Readed, Archie x Reader

summary: Archie has upsetting news to tell Jughead after spending some time with You.

Jughead thought nothing more of your friendship only being a friendship with Archie. he trusted You his girlfriend and trusted his best friend. Archie always seemed so into veronica, sure y'all were close very close and that’s how its been forever so nothing knew to him when he’d see you and Archie laughing, smiling, and being in close proximity.

Archie although thought more to being just your friend, only you and everyone else did not know that. He always tried hard to make you smile, he often craved to be close to you, what harm could come by just being around you like the best friend he was right? Well until he changed that.

“Y/n! hey! you excited for best friends day?” Archie runs up to you smiling wide.

“heck yes i am” you reply with the same excitement giving him a high five then shutting your locker after putting your school books away as it was the end of the day. and as Archie said its best friends day. why today you weren't sure it was a random idea Archie had to have a Friday evening just you and him the best friends y’all were. You link your arms with Archie’s as y'all walked down the hall.

“Hello girlfriend” Jughead appears with a small smile.

“hello boyfriend” give give him a smile and peck on the cheek.

“so whats going on tonight?” Jug asks.

“best friends day remember Juggie?” you chuckle and point to Archie as hes standing beside you with a smile.

“and i cant come? yet i’m his best friend to” jug pouts then laughs lightly.

“nope, you may be one of his best friend but you ain’t mine” you sass back and tick your tongue out at him.

“ouch” Jug fakes being offended.

“don’t worry man me and you will have a best friends day to if it makes you feel better” Archie laughs seeing Jugheads uninterested look.

“awe how cute, Archikins you better remember that’s my man, i aint’ going to be in no weird bromance girlmance triangle trynna fight your redheaded self over my beanie boy”

“seriously?” Jugheads asks rolling his eyes

“Jug is all yours” Archie replies looking horrified at the images you must have in your head of the two.

“yes i know cuz i’m like Gillette” you tell him. as Jughead gives you a weird look like what are you talking about.

“your what” Archie laughs

“i’m the best a man can get.. and ill cut you” you say as serious as you can. making both boys laugh.

“yep that’s my girl.. crazy” jug smiles putting his arm around you.

“i guess we should get our BFD started so ill call you later jug” you kiss him softly on his lips

“don’t have to much fun without me” jug jokes and gives you a hug goodbye.

“BFD? as in best friends day right?” Archie asks making sure he understood and trying to make fun of you.

“duh arch” you roll your eyes overly dramatic as you both walk through the school doors.

You were driving your shared car you have with your Mom as Archie was in passenger seat.

“so whats the plan Stan?” you asked glancing his way

“don’t call me that” Archie gave you a ew face and laughed.

“it rhymed, and you know me i’m a poet” you joke

“oh yeah and you know it” Archie joked along with you

“hey! that rhymed” you laughed. he rolls his eyes

“oh oh yes i know!” you exclaim. “how about pops take out? you know what that ain’t question we gonna get pop!” you speak loudly like a kid excited for cake.

“wow sometimes i think your worse then jug when it comes to food” Archie stares at you like you a little insane but honestly he loves that about you. your craziness, your wildness, your liveliness.

“wait what? omg are you saying i’m fat Archie Andrews!” you toss him a hurt shocked expression.

“what no! no. your beautiful, i was joking i didn’t mean it like that!” Archie panicked. you burst out laughing at your adorable friend.

“i was totally joking arch” you smile at him. as he gave you a relieved smile back.

“Hi Y/n, Archie, what can i get you today?” Pop tate asked you both as you approached the diner counter with his usual kind smile.

“oh you know our usual shakes for sure, strawberry and chocolate to go please” Archie answers pop

“oh burgers! two please as well” you smile sweetly.

“coming right up” pop smiles and head to the kitchen. while you and arch await in a near by booth. some time later pop came by the booth with your order telling you both to have a nice day and enjoy your food. he never has to in your opinion tell you to enjoy it because it always is a given with Pop Tates food. who in their right mind could not enjoy the food at Pops Chocklit Shoppe.

“thank you pop” you say in sing song.

“My dads at work so no worries on our what did you call it BFD being interrupted” Archie chuckles as he opens his front door and let you step in first.

“Good keep the old people away of our young fun” you respond laughing.

“Right. like hey dad wanna play video games and be horrible at them while trying to talk about the good old days”

“Archikins your starting to sound like me” you chuckle and poke him on the cheek with your pointer finger. Archie grabs you by that finger dragging you up stairs to his room. he hands you your burger.

“awe i love you arch thanks for paying by the way” you smile and start unwrapping your food taking a huge bite and making cute little sounds of enjoyment. Archie cant help but smile and stare at you in awe, until you looked up at him from your food and he awkwardly clears his throat taking a seat next to you on his bed and unwrapping his own burger to chow down on.

“Hey your so cheating!” Archie exclaims but holds a smile on his face as he keeps glancing at your beautiful features, the way your eyebrows are constantly moving and your eyes squinting at the TV screen often, or how you give it death glares when the game aint going your way.

“no you just suck” you reply trying to hold back a smirk.

“wow you know sometimes i forget how mean you are when playing” he jokes

“ha ha i just keep it real”

“yeah real mean” he laughs. but right as Archie is distracted with his laughing at you, you happen to kill him. in the game of course! his laughs instantly died down and his face turned to shock wide eyes gawking at the the tv screen. you start laughing and grab a pillow hitting him in the head with it.

“see you just suck” you laughed more. Archie grabs the other pillow he had on his bed hitting you back with it in a playful manner never wanting to actually harm you. you get up fat in case you need to make a break for it and run out the room. Archie goes to swing his pillow again to you but your faster and hit him first, and then again and again.

“your gonna get it Y/n” Archie tells you as if trying to sound intimidating.

“your funny Andrews, good luck trynna give it to me” you rely with your sass and quickly hit him with your pillow and run out his room holding your pillow tight to not drop it. you ran all the way down the stairs and into the kitchen with Archie hot on your tail. you round the kitchen island and then fake going one way and run the other as Archie just about gets you with his pillow. and you laugh at him.

“your a brat Y/nn” he yells after you.

You ran pretty fast to hide in behind his brown leather chair in the living room but slightly failing at it. as you hear his laugh.

“um nice try i think your a little big to hide there” he says smiling standing in middle of his living room arms crossed still holding his pillow in one hand.

“there you go again calling me fat” you stand up pouting. hoping Archie falls for it.

“no jeez whats with your girls and being fat” he rolls his eyes

“ouch whats that suppose to mean arch?” you continue pouting only harder this time.

“ugh i didn’t mean it like that!” he dramatically throw his hands in the air and you take that time to run out behind the chair past him.

“HEY!!. that’s it i give up” he yells. and then hears your little feet making its way back to him stopping in the door way trying to be cautious in case its a trick.

“are you sure?..” you asks slowly with your one eyebrow raised.

“yes i’m sure you win” he throw the pillow he was holding on the couch indicating he is telling the truth.

“yay i love winning” you smile bright

“i know” he smiles wide back

“i am the best” you cheer

“yes you are” he agrees nodding.

“Your not gonna make me watch some really really girly movie are you?” Archie asks watching you go through the movies on Netflix acting like he’d hate that but little did you actually he’d watch anything in the world with you as long as he gets to be by your side, long as he gets to see your features change to while you watch the movie, and oh how he gets to hear your laugh and often remarks you have about what is happening in the film.

“hmm now that sounds like an idea” you smirk and give him an evil laugh.

“oh no”

“just kidding! lets watch.. hmm.. tough tough choices.. uhh.. maybe something funny? like hmm.. oh oh this! Dirty Grandpa.” you finally pick a movie.

“isn't that with that old guy?�� Archie asks

“uh yes? hence the word GRANDPA. you know that usually means old.” you give him a duh look.

“ha. ha.”

“oh but the old guy ain’t why we watching it, we watching for the hot one” you chuckle as Archie just gives you a cringing ew look.

“omg i cant like i cant even” you laugh and cant stop laughing as you watch the scene with the Zac Efron dancing naked only having a hornet stuffy around his junk.

“oh god no! why are you making me watch this?! you cant even?n i cant even!” Archie says covering his eyes. and you keep laughing but part of it is because his response to the scene.

“wait let me cover your eyes that just ain’t right to watch, you cant seriously like that” Archie says while he puts his hands on your face trying to cover your eyes. yo both laughing.

“noooo let me see the goods!” you yell out his hands still on you eyes slightly.he moves his hand from your eyes but they are still on your face and your laughs dye down.

“Your crazy” he says in a admiring tone holding your face staring into your eyes. you feel his warm breath fan your face, and that’s when you realise how close you two are on his bed. sure you've been close many times but this situation this moment feels very knowing, you see his eyes flicker to your lips and look at him confused for a second, just a second because the next thing you knew he kissed you! but on instant you kissed back, until you stopped kissing back just as quick. its not like the actual kiss was horrible or his breath was gross, and if it wasn’t for jug you’d be into it but you cant be not when your love for jug is only blossoming. so you pulled away while lightly pushing Archie away on his chest.

“uh i don’t know why i did that. sorry.” he says eyes slightly widening as he speaks each word. and distance him self from you on his bed.

“You don’t know why you did that? things like that don’t usually just happen for no reason”

“ohh crap” he speaks to him self. hating that he just did that. freaking out in his pretty redhead. he tries avoiding your eyes but gives in and glaces at you and sees you giving him a well go on speak up look.

“okay okay, maybe it wasn't for NO reason, maybe i have had some feelings for you, maybe i just wanted to do it and did it, and now feel real stupid like really stupid” Archie speaks out but in a worry tone and panicked tone.

“Archie.. first off please don’t feel stupid okay? your not at all stupid, your amazing, you are smart you are gorgeous you know for a redhead” you try lightening the mood with a joke. he only looks at you unimpressed with what your saying and not believing it. you sigh and continue

“its all true arch you are so great your the best best friend a person can ask for but that’s it arch.. your just my best friend..”

“ha yeah i’m such a good best friend.. look what in just did Y/n i kissed you i told you i like you and your dating MY best friend, my guy best friend” you hate this him beating him self up to much it makes you feel horrible.

“you know what Archie i don’t care what you say because what i am saying is right and i’m always right. you are great amazing awesome and a good friend and will make any girl not only in Riverdale but the world happy, any girl would be lucky to have you, even me if i wasn't so in love with jug you would be the perfect guy, just gotta be that guy for someone else. and this doesn't effect how your my best friend arch” you give him a warm small smile and a comforting hug that he returns.

“thank you.. i-i don’t deserve you or jug as a friend.. i’m sorry” he says face in your hair still hugging.

“hey shit happens its done and over with, well.. kinda.. i do think as Jughead’s girlfriend and his best friend we shouldn't keep secrets.. even if he gets mad you know its the right thing to tell him” you pull away from the hug and try giving reassuring smile.

“yeah i know your right”

“like always” you smile.

So as agreed Archie had planned to tell Jughead and it being a new day is better time to tell him then any. Archie and Jughead had met up at Pop’s for dinner.

“Let’s get something to eat on me man” Archie told Jug giving him a tight lipped smile.

“Well sense it’s on you” Jughead joked.

“Hey Pop can I get a burger and side fries” Jug had asked the older man standing at the counter top.

“sure how about you Archie?” Pop asks the redheaded boy.

“uh same is fine and couple shakes you know our kind” he smiled answering Pop Tate.

“So uh hows your dad?” Archie asks Jug awkwardly taking a seat in a booth near the back of Pop’s.

“he’s good? as good as he can be trying to get his life straight so we can get jellybean and Mom back in Riverdale” Jughead answers with a shrug of his shoulders.

“that’s good Jug i-i’m happy for you man, i really hope it works out you deserve it” Archie’s eyes filling with guilt as he thought of how much Jug has meant to him his whole life pretty much and how he truly deserves so much good in his life, he deserves his dad being sober, his Mom and sister in his life, and he deserves you the thought of Archie ruining that for him made him feel ill.

“thanks”

“Order up boys” Pop comes up to the booth placing the food on the table in front of the both boys along with their shakes holding his as always polite smile.

“Thanks” Jughead and Archie say at the same time.

“How was the BFD day?” jug smirks slightly at the silly way you called the time spent with your best friend.

“was alright” Archie coughs. and continues to eat his food as Jug does the same.

“just alright?” jug asks knowing very well its you so there must of been lot more excitement then that.

“played some video games”

“and i guess she beat your ass because you suck man” Jug jokes

“oh wow you both really are the same” Archie refers to you telling him he sucks at playing. and Jug just smiles back.

The two boys walked around town Archie trying to figure out how to bring up what happened, he was going to say it after eating dinner at Pop’s but with the small crowed around the diner he didn’t want to make a scene if he happened to turn out that way. so now being alone in silence of Riverdale town walking around perfect timing right? Archie still deep in thought kicking rocks, Jughead walking be side him in the silence and watched how Archie seemed off.

“what’s going on Archie?” Jug asked his friend clearly knowing him well enough to know that there must be something going on with the boy. Archie stopped immediately and turned to face Jug with a worrisome sigh leaving his lips. He hesitated to speak usually people would say nothing is going on, i’m fine. but that would be a lie, and he did not want to lie to Jug hence the reason he had made sure to see Jug today.

“I did something stupid that i regret i feel horrible man and and i don’t want to ruin anything for anyone” Archie lets out a long breath after speaking in not many detail. his anxiety rises with each second he had been trying to tell Jug.

“what did you do Archie?” Jughead looks at him with his eyebrow furrowed feeling worried him self now at god knows what his best friend had got him self into, i mean its Archie he tends to be a wild one that often has got into some trouble like his great idea to hook up with Ms Grundy or hit up the Whyte Wrym looking for a fight from gang members. Archie doesn’t respond at the question just gives Jughead a look, a very sad guilty hurting look. and that look is only making Jug worry grow.

“Archie. What did you do man?” Jug asks his words dripping with more worry then previously.

“Jug like i said it was stupid and i’m sorry, it was a mistake” he spoke in the most pleading tone Jughead has heard come from his best friend. Jugs brain was trying to catch on and his thoughts went to You. You and Archie had just hung out and now next day Archie is acting strange, he saying he messed up and is sorry. Sorry to him?

“What did you do?!” Jug raises his voice stepping closer to Archie needing to know right now what on earth his friend is talking about and if it has anything at all to do with You.

“I kissed Y/n!” Archie yells out raising his voice to the same level Jugs was. “I’m-”

“What!” Jug cut Archie off. clearly not happy about the news. Nostrils slightly flaring wishing he didn’t have to believe his friend would do that to him. His eyebrows felt permanently furrowed down his forehead confused, betrayed, shocked. so many different feelings running through his mind. If he was being honest he wanted to punch him. Hard. but also did not want to hit his best friend.

“Jug I’m-”

“Why would you do that!” jug pushes Archie thinking maybe it be better then a punch to his best friends face. Jugs nostrils still flaring and trying to calm his breaths. Archie stumbled back a few steps letting his friend get some anger out. he wasn’t surprised at the action he felt he deserved worse.

“Sorry! i am so sorry jug it was a mistake and i said i felt horrible i still do, your my best friend i cant believe i would even do that to you. you you should just hit me man like i deserve it hit me jug” Archie yells out desperately needing his friend to forgive him even if it means bruising his face. Jughead just gave the redhead boy a look telling him he’s an idiot and crazy.

“seriously just hit me, it would make me feel better, but mostly i’m sure it would make you feel a lot better” Archie practically begs.

“dude no” Jug replies with a look of disgust towards his friend. and shakes his head at the boy then decides to just walk away, not wanting to deal with it really was else is there to say right now.

“wait” Archie pulls on his friends arm but Jug shakes it off harshly. “Jughead please man” he tries again to grab a hold of the boy in the beanie.

“leave me alone Archie!” he yells back. but Archie wont quit.

“No Jug what can i do? ill stay away want me to stay away for a bit? give you and her space?” Archie suggests. Jughead just shrugs not really knowing what to do here.

“come on man i’m trying to make this right, and we didn’t wanna lie. she loves you and pushed me away, i know me and her are only ever going to be friends and i’m okay with that, you deserve her jug ans she deserves you. i know that i see how happy you two are together i will never ruin that again i promise man, i love you dude your my brother, and that’s more important than anything, i’m so sorry please jug” Archie begs pleads his eyes filled with the most hope he can master for forgiveness. Jughead takes notice of all of this, all his attempts, him not quitting, his apology’s,his features showing his feelings very well showing Jughead he truly is sorry and hurting as well for what he had done, and him trying to do whatever he must to help make things right whether that may be leaving you both alone or taking shots to the face Archie Andrews would do it for his best friend Jughead Jones. And though it could take a little time to trust Archie fully to be alone with You, he could find it in him to forgive just not forget at least not right now.

“Okay” Jughead nods his head

“Okay?” Archie repeats but more of a question and looks a wee confused

“yeah okay i forgive you” he replies putting his hands in his pockets. Archie hugged his beanie friend in happiness not caring for him not hugging back at this moment, it was a quick hug not trying to make it awkward like hey i kissed your girlfriend now i’m hugging you but to let Jughead know he was thankful to be okay as okay as they can be right now. Jug took his hands out of his pockets and gave Archie a pat on his back. and the two friends walked off together in brief silence.

“wait is that why you paid for my food?” Jug asks chuckling.

“i felt really bad man i owed you”

“well in that case tomorrow ill take a burger, fries, onion rings and a shake for lunch” Jug smiles at his best friend.

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trixcuomo · 5 years ago

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Vicious Sig Nicious

Next on Desperate Alt’s Lives! Sig Nicious seems to be offering Trixany the ride of her life, in his fancy carriage on the streets of Dalaran. But Sharpen is very suspicious of this mysterious Blood Elf man, suddenly very willing to entertain them...

Trixany: “Hunh? Siggy? I mean…” She clears her throat and Sharpen stuffs her purse back into her hands. A bit of torn cloth is snagged on the ‘yep those are definitely metal spikes’ decorating the front flap. Sharpen looks aside, trying to roll his torn shirt back down over his abs. He can’t, though. “Oh, my! Well if it isn’t Sig Nicious. I um… Uh, excuse me but…” she flutters silver painted eyelashes nervously, tries to smooth down her white A-line dress, “Sorry—it’s just that I’m a big Sig Nicious fan after all, and you seemed really angry with me during the show, so… Is this really happening? Or did I somehow… dream it, just now.” Then, a long pause during which both Blood Elves gaze at each other.

Sharpen: “I’ll just walk…”

Sig Nicious: “Your friend is of course, more than welcome to a ride too. I understand, a lady wouldn’t want to get into a carriage alone with a complete stranger.”

Trixany: “Who’s a stranger?” Blushing and very starry-eyed, “You’re… you’re practically Sig Nicious.”

Sharpen: “We know nothing about this guy, not in any real way…” he tries to whisper, “If we go around some corner and the rest of the burly Elite Tauren Chieftans jump us, I can’t be held responsible for what I do, or say to your little Horde so-called friends!”

Trixany: She mutters back, “You’d like that, wouldn’t you? To get jumped by a bunch of hot Horde guys…”

Sharpen: Takes far too long to object to that.

Trixany: “I’m not going alone, I’m no idiot. But this is also way too good to pass up. Remember? This whole thing was about saving my career.”

Sharpen: “You’re not thinking with your career right now.”

Trixany: “Nice try, but not how that phrase goes, you himbo.” Then, in a flash of anger, “Just get in, Sharpen!” Trixany smiles politely up at Sig, “So nice of you to help out a lady in distress…”

Sig Nicious: “Distress? I’d say you held your own—” The carriage rocks as the big Night Elf Sharpen takes his seat by the door, on Trixany’s right. Sig sits in the back, facing them both. Sig flicks a wrist, toys with one of his expensive cufflinks. Sharpen glowers at that. “Well, off we go Desmond…” Sig knocks on the carriage wall, and they begin to move down the street. He smooths the lapel of his blazer next. His fine tailored shirt is open and dark colored, though he’s wearing pale blue. It’s a modern sort of look. Sharpen smirks and decides to stare out the window. “I think we got off on the wrong foot—”

Trixany: “I shouldn’t have started that rumor about us, Sig. I’m sorry.” Then, after some more anxious silence, “I take full responsibility.”

Sig Nicious: “That’s interesting.” His false smile wilts a little, but intrigue is there in his eyes, “I fully expected a long B.S. session about how there was this elaborate misunderstanding, probably with your publicist, and you attempting to wriggle out of it. And flirting with me the entire way, of course.”

Trixany: She narrows eyes at him, but an intrigued smile is there as well, “I’m not Haris Pilton. Though, I do get compared with her a lot. I don’t like it.”

Sig Nicious: “No, you shouldn’t be compared to Haris Pilton at all. I… don’t think I like it either.”

Sharpen: He hums to himself as he pretends to be more interested in the sunny Dalaran world whizzing by, to the tune of ‘Sharpen’s OTP Workout Plan.’ Trixany narrows eyes at Sharpen next.

Sig Nicious: “But I do like you.”

Trixany: “Wha—Ah…” but she only blushes.

Sig Nicious: “I’m not stepping on any toes here, am I?”

Trixany and Sharpen at once: “No, we’re just…”

Trixany: She finishes, emphasizing, “We’re definitely friends.”

Sig Nicious: “Well then, after we drop your friend Sharpen off at the flight master’s? Why don’t you and I have some brunch, Trixany. I’d love a chance to get to know you better.”

Sharpen: “It’s noon. Don’t you mean lunch?”

Trixany: “I… Oh, my. I didn’t… Wow.”

Sharpen: “Mister Nicious, forgive me. But I,” and he pauses, wondering how to put this, “Look, I can’t remember the last time I openly hated a woman during a live broadcast, then turned around and asked her out on a date less than an hour later.”

Trixany: “Sharpen, please--”

Sharpen: “I have no place, I know. It’s none of my business. But I’m a Night Elf and I trust my instincts when something smells wrong. You might not understand how a Kaldorei thinks, you may not even believe me, Trix. But this? This is past-ripe.” He turns on Trixany next, “You’re really going out with this guy? I can’t think of a thing that would change his mind between then and now except… Are you in league with Haris Pilton or something? What’s your real agenda here?”

Trixany: “Sharpen, stop.” But she looks from one man to the other, nervous. And both men look at her. They know it’s her decision in the end.

Sig Nicious: “What happened between that first hasty quip out of my mouth and now? I can’t lie, I guess. I did love watching you, um, workout in that dress. And your personality surprised me—”

Sharpen: “Oh. So now he mentions your personality, it’s an after thought—”

Trixany: “Sharpen, please. We’re at the flight master’s now. Maybe it’s time for you to… to step out.”

Sharpen: “You’re telling me to get out? You want me to leave you alone with him? Maybe he got to know you better today and saw what a gem you are. But we also got to know him too, and he just admitted it—he’s a creep!”

Trixany: “Yes, I want you to leave me and let me get on with my day. And for all the reasons I see you ditching me for dates at the bar, all the time. I’m not some priestess of the Light, just like you aren’t walking around in a chastity belt, either.”

Sharpen: “But Trix, this is different—”

Trixany: “Like you said, Sharpen. It’s… it’s none of your business. Now, will you please go? Your bad advice got me into this mess to begin with. I don’t know if I’ll ever live it down, as it is--”

Sharpen: “Wait one hot minute here, you said you forgave me. Just moments ago back on the street you complimented me and called me an alpha male or something and you said it was okay. Now you’re changing your mind because a hot date with Sig Nicious is involved?”

Trixany: “You’re the one who wanted me to go out with him to start with, so will you stop embarrassing me now? Sorry--he’s... I like to joke that Sharpen’s just my emotional support Night Elf. I take him everywhere, I match my outfits to his colorful hair... Everyone has a cool Night Elf friend these days. Seems mine is getting warm, though.” She frowns. “And bland. Sharpy, will you please lighten up? And it doesn’t even have to go the way that you’re thinking, if you’re really that concerned. If Sig Nicious and I can make peace, be seen around in public a few places, then what’s the harm in that?”

Sharpen: “Trixany! All that was before we got real close to the man and I finally got a good whiff of his eau de arsehole--”

Trixany: “Sharpen! You can’t... you just can’t talk to Sig Nicious like that? The lead guitarist of the Elite Tauren Chieftans? In his own private carriage?!”

Sharpen: “Oh no? If he doesn’t like me being honest about his blatant shady agenda, then there’s another way we can settle it. He can step outside into the street with me.”

Sig Nicious: He shakes his head and that gorgeous mane of blonde hair, tight polite smile on his face, “Alright, Kaldorei. Unlike yourself, my manners do have limits. You’re done here, Night Elf. Desmond!” In short order, the carriage stops dead. Both Trixany and Sig wait for Sharpen to leave.

Sharpen: Sharpen gets up, and the carriage rocks again. He growls, flashing a canine right at the other man. “Treat her right. And Trixany? I don’t see how we can remain friends after you let a perfect stranger kick me out into the street. Some loyalty.”

Trixany: Crosses her arms, “Oh come on, we end our friendship in like every DAL episode.”

Sharpen: “Argh!!” Sharpen then yanks the door open, steps down into the street and slams it behind him. The carriage passes him by, and he stares openly at Sig Nicious with derision as they leave him behind.

Sig Nicious: “I can’t say I blame him. I am a threat, you know. I also hate to break up a friendship over some… But as I said, you fascinate me.”

Trixany: She eases back into her seat and crosses her leg. Sig joins her on that side of the carriage, taking Sharpen’s old seat. “Listen closely, Siggy. Nobody said I was a good girl. That I wasn’t the threat in this thing. I’ve wanted you, I made up a lie about us being together, you made a fool of me in a live broadcast, and now I’m angry with you for being an ass to my friend as well. Yeah,” she pets down his arm, “You may be a bull in heat. But I’m about to drag you around town like you’ve got a ring in your nose. And I think you’re going to like it.”

Sig Nicious: “Maybe we’re as bad as each other.”

Trixany: She looks up at the ceiling for a moment, “Funnily enough, I think this is the part where Sharpen would say, ‘Well, you’re both evil Blood Elves,’ and roll his eyes. Something like that.”

Sig Nicious: “Do me a favor. For the rest of the evening… No Haris Pilton. No Sharpen. No Bev Collarbane. I don’t even want us to think about The Daily Mail Dalaran… Why don’t two very vain and naughty people just relax and get into a lot of trouble together? How’s that sound?”

Trixany: “It sounds like… Trixany Cuono finally got the date she always wanted. With Sig Nicious.” And, whether it was cheesy or perfect, precious, ridiculous… Sig Nicious gently lifted, then kissed Trixany’s hand. “Good. Now, honey? Why don’t you aim, this time?” And she laughed while he took his time and finally, their lips met.

Talk started immediately that, after that wild, unusual interview? Sig Nicious was seen kissing Trixany Cuomo on the streets of Dalaran. Omg, OTP confirmed!!

#desperate-alts-lives

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lacetrekmusings · 7 years ago

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tng liveblog episode 24: Conspiracy

THE OCEAN WORLD OF PACIFICA *SNORTS*

Geordi trying to tell data a joke and Data trying to laugh, my heart

Code 47 ooooohhhh (is this when the number 47 in joke starts?)

I love how many old friends Picard has. so many old bros.

OMG FINALLY THE PLOT THREAD IS RETURNING

Why does all the dramatic shit always start right before everyone is trying to go on shore leave?

‘hopefully the delay will be minimal’ almost guarantees that this detour is going to take twice as long

Secret meeting in a mining facility seems like it will end bad haha

hey that guy’s a um... Bolian???

Identity pop quizes are my fave

“are you that good?” “yes I am” I already love captain scott

Starfleets in trouble man. SHAPESHIFTERS? lol sorry the founders have be scarred

Picard immediately tells Deanna everything lol

also they didn’t actually ask Picard to do anything, just kinda warned him about what they’d noticed

Worf senses a disturbance in the Force

and theyre still interrupted in their shore leave lol

aww picard and bevery’s friend

Dude related to to conspiracy is killed; Riker: I don’t buy it. REALLY RIKER?

OMG DATA IS SO CUTE HE”S SO HAPPY HE WAS TALKING TO HIMSELF

omg even the computer cut Data off RUDE

WHY NOT hahaah fuck yeah I love the direct approach go straight to HQ

THE FIRST TRIP HOME TO EARTH YAYYY

VULCAN YAY

hey it’s the inquisitor guy Remmick

Uh-oh... that looks... bad... EVIL PURPLE WORM THING. QUINN’S BEEN TURNED

Invasion of the purple worms. BUM BUM BUUUUUMMMM

Vulcan salute!

HAHA Admiral kicking Riker in the head was weirdly comic...

Endonian Tea out of teeny tiny glasses

Picard squints at you all in a highly suspicious manner.

Dude did you just blow your cover for no reason? like... I mean you may have purple wormed Riker but do you have enough for Geordi and Worf?

HAHA BITCH CRUSHER HAS A PHASER. I love that Bev just came there armed for no reason.

Ewwww that is so gross

I dunno if these two other admirals are in on in on it.

you know com badges really need to have a private conversation mode

BEV NO HE ALREADY IMPLANTED RIKER. CHECK RIKER

C’mon bev

Wow that is the least personal dinner table I’ve ever seen. I love it

YUM WORMS lol Picard is so disgusted

These guys aren’t even trying to keep their cover, how did they keep up this delusion for so long?

Aww no Not Captain Scott

all these people have short hair how did no one notice the nasty little things sticking out of their neck?

Oh good Riker was a deception, shy didn’t they dude implant Riker while he was unconscious?

FOLLOW THAT BUG

ITS REMMICK; I MIGHT HAVE KNOWN.

EWWW that was nasty His neck is throbbing ewwww

Ahh he was the purple alien bug queen

I’m so glad murdering the queen killed all the other ones

A HOMING BEACON DUN DUN DUUUUNNNNNN

well jeez that was an ominous ending

#tng musings #star trek tng #tng: conspiracy

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llycaons · 3 years ago

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ep9: it's impossible for me to be unbiased about this, but I'm trying to enjoy it on its own merits

sometimes I look at jfm and myu and go ah yes. this is familiar to me. actually in the donghua jfm's expression and mannerisms around his wife is eerily similar to my own father's. hm. moving on

wait nhs wasn't in this scene in cql. he fainted back at nightless and then we didn't see him again. right? I wonder why they did that. anyway he's here now

mm and wwx are flirting and having a lot of um romantic-coded interactions for want of a better word so it makes total sense than lwj thought wwx liked her. slightly less clear about it in cql, as most things are

it's helpful that lwj talks more openly. for the plot

oh fuck wwx got shot. who is that su she? and OHHH fuck they've been ambushed. im fairly sure this is donghua-only

this show's wen chao is more megalomaniac sadist where in cql he was more of a slimeball. again I literally do not remember my impression of him in the novel. I think he was cartoonishly evil

ugh the cgi on that tortoise is not so good

oh god the infamous "I'm hot so people will like it if I harass them" what an asshole truly. donghua wwx is such a dick

okay little wound-tending scene. I loved that lwj said "you're welcome" in cql that was so funny. but lwj saying thank you not once but TWICE is very welcome here

I've heard the donghua is at times more homoerotic than cql and I just don't see it. in fact, by leaving in the jokes about mxy-wwx liking men and wwx using flirting as a way to digust and offend lwj (albiet unsucessfully), it just kind of comes off as homophobic. I mean, at least they cut the line about wwx saying he's not into men in this cave scene because that would really be shooting themselves in the foot without the payoff later

not to sound like a broken record but I just thought it was so cool how cql implied wwx was bi without using being gay as a threat...like for the most part they were really careful and smart how they went about it but a lot of the scenes where it implied lwj or wwx liked men weren't based on the novel at all and came off as a lot less comedic, with more gravitas and more respect. because like. it's important! it's not a joke!

I guess with the exception of wwx and xy's little conversation when xy was tied up. that was hilarious, but I always thought of it as wwx owning his bisexuality and treating it with pride rather than it being the butt of the joke, because that response he gave was uhh how do you say it. triumphant? defiant? UGH that show is so much. how did it transcend its source material even while being censored. scream

anyway this little animation sequence with the ink drop in the water is really neat

EYYYYY LWJ CRYING. thank GOD I thought this was sorely missed in the drama. weirdly it's even more lifeless and static than in the actual novel. how DO they do it

the landscapes are gorgeous omg it's autumn

jc having to escape an ambush and getting to LP while injured is a lot more impressive than just popping out and running there. his coming pissiness about his achievements being ignored in favor of wwx's is going to feel a lot more earned

I don't feel any real affection between jc and wwx but I can tell they're close and I can appreciate the tragedy of their inevitable estrangment. but actually I don't think wwx is losing much compared to in cql. but the flashback is young. there's time to change my mind

ugh this cgi really is so bad

going to be real this fight scene is a shitshow in the novel. there are good action and drama scenes in that book and this is not one of them. it's just. it's a mess. it's hard to follow. the pacing is atrocious

this show took that scene and made it not only comprehensible, but actually exciting. four for you, donghua. the music was sick. animation was cool. cgi was ehhh

in cql I'm going to be real it was kind of a mess too. the special effects were not in this scene's favor. but eh, it was fun

I forgot about the evil sword too damn

here's another episode it took me too long to watch. I'm just not really invested in seeing the novel animated I guess. but the exciting bits should be coming soon

unrelated to the donghua, but I've started a folder for all the art I like. I have a meme folder now. so that's been my morning. I'm feeling very productive

#mdzs donghua lb #truly impressive how stale and dull the main romantic lead is in this show. they must have put in some effort

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garden-ghoul · 8 years ago

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return of the blog, part.... uhhhh

“that’s right, I can’t even reliably count to three. or maybe I can and it’s four I can’t reliably count to?”

That aside, something horrible is about to happen.

THE SIEGE OF GONDOR

Gandalf wakes up Pippin at “the second hour,” which is either 2am or like 9am, depending on where they’re counting from. Pippin stares at his bread butter & milk breakfast miserably and says, “Why did you bring me here?”

“You know quite well,” said Gandalf. “To keep you out of mischief; and if you do not like being here, you can remember that you brought it on yourself.”

Dude. He’s a teen and he was cursed. Give him a break.

He has to go see Denethor, who treats him rather rudely and then says he’ll be the lord’s esquire for today. Does he know any songs? Well, um, not many that are fitting here... Pippin does not want to sing comic songs or lewd songs to the Steward of Gondor. I just can’t get over this teen thing, he is like a college freshman who got out for the summer after a socially productive semester and now he works for the president. It’s fucking ridiculous. Well, he goes and gets some fancy livery so he’ll look regal enough for Denethor, and it only makes him gloomier. I love all the descriptions of Merry and Pippin being gloomy about being treated like ornaments.

Near sunset he’s finally released from his service (both boring and arduous, though I’ll wager he’s been doing a lot of good eavesdropping) and goes to hang out with Beregond and bemoan the fact that Faramir isn’t here. Oh! How convenient! There’s Faramir’s company right there (what’s left of it), being attacked by Nazgul! LUCKILY Gandalf, who vanished a while ago, seems to have foreseen this; he chases them away with light magic. Pippin runs to the gates to see Faramir coming home, and immediately gets a crush on him. He’s so noble! So tired! Yet so approachable!

Denethor does not really think so. He finds the smallest crack in Faramir’s demeanor as he’s making his report, and verbally eviscerates him in front of the guests. Y’know, for letting the Ring go into Mordor, and also for being alive even though Denethor is the one who told Boromir to go questing. Denethor and Gandalf yell at each other for a while, it’s rather frightening. As Pippin and Gandalf are leaving (Faramir has gone off to get some sleep, thank goodness!) Gandalf says he is filled with foreboding that Sam and Frodo are going via Cirith Ungol. How would YOU have gone, Gandalf? Through the front door? Secret tunnel?

The next morning everyone is gloomy again. They WERE excited about Faramir coming back--the text sort of implies that everyone in the city is a little in love with him--

But now Faramir was gone again. ‘They give him no rest,’ some murmured. ‘The Lord drives his son too hard, and now he must do the duty of two, for himself and for the one that will not return.’ And ever men looked northward, asking: ‘Where are the Riders of Rohan?’

Restless, restless, restless. Electric air. That Good Stuff. Faramir has been sent to Osgiliath to strengthen the garrison:

‘Then farewell!’ said Faramir. ‘But if I should return, think better of me!’

‘That depends on the manner of your return,’ said Denethor.

Ouch. Why do I get the feeling that Denethor will only think better of him if he returns in a coffin? As Faramir leaves, Gandalf tells him that his father loves him. Umm okay but how does that mitigate his awful treatment of Faramir. Doesn’t that make it worse? Right now I’m thinking about how Faramir is probably going to have to fight the Witch King since he’s leading the attack on Osgiliath, and thinking about how Eowyn is the one who kills him, and just being really excited for them to meet. Weary guy who hates to fight but must; frustrated enby who is chomping at the bit to murder some dudes. Honestly doesn’t that describe ALL the best Tolkien ships. Sometimes he does ladies right and it’s so #aesthetic. Wait I think the aesthetic I’m describing is just classic Jewish gender roles. Gentle studious men and women alight with the fire of direct action. I’m gay for both of these genders.

Anyway the next day the Black Host or whatever comes through the wall of the Pelennor Fields, despite the fact that Faramir is still doing his best to hold the rearguard off in Osgiliath. Including, yep, the Witch King. Actually they never refer to him as the Witch King in these books and I’m not sure where I heard it, but it’s an amazing title. Anyway mounted sorties start going out into Pelennor, with Gandalf at Prince Whoever of Amroth at their head. Denethor at least doesn’t let them overextend themselves; he calls them in very promptly so they won’t get trapped or too tired. I get the impression that for quick strikes they have the advantage because all of Sauron’s people are on foot. Oh, except a full third of them died anyway, because Sauron’s forces MASSIVELY outnumber them. Faramir has come back dead or wounded, and EVERYONE is crying. They bring him back to Denethor, who goes up into his tower and people see a strange flashing light and he comes down even more dead-looking than his dead son. I am beginning to suspect that the reason the text has alluded so many times to how far-sighted and well-informed Denethor is, is that he has a palantir. And this is some kind of secret, maybe?

The very last companies who can make it come back in through the gates, and they report that there is no way the Rohirrim can possibly make it in to help them now. The enemy is throwing fire over the walls. They’re throwing severed heads over the walls. Nazgul are circling. Denethor is weeping by Faramir’s body. Gandalf and the prince of Amroth have taken command of the city. There’s an aside here with Gondorians whispering about how elvish the people of Dol Amroth are--the people of Nimrodel. I’m glad there’s at least one version of the story where they found each other again and settled down, even if “the coast” probably wasn’t the land Nimrodel dreamed of that had never heard of war.

Hey, let’s check in on Denethor! Oh, uh, the palantir broke his will and he’s planning to set himself on fire in his despair. That’s cool I guess. Pippin goes to fetch Gandalf, as if he couldn’t possibly have anything more important to do than save one rude old man’s life. Or no, Pippin suspects he is going to kill Faramir as well. He passes Beregond and tells him to stop anything awful from happening.

OMG SORRY I FORGOT EVERYTHING I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE PAYING ATTENTION TO BECAUSE WE HAVE FINALLY CONFIRMED THAT THE BATTERING RAM GROND IS INDEED NAMED FOR MORGOTH’S HAMMER. I CAN STOP READING NOW THIS IS ALL I WANTED TO KNOW.

No no jk I will keep reading. I’m extremely pleased though. I have “Grond! Grond! Grond!” echoing in my head nonstop some days. Um anyway the Witch King is there, casting an evil spell to help Grond along, and on the third go it BURSTS the gates open!

‘You cannot enter here,’ said Gandalf, and the huge shadow halted. ‘Go back to the abyss prepared for you! Go back! Fall into the nothingness that awaits you and your Master. Go!’

The Black Rider flung back his hood, and behold! he had a kingly crown; and yet upon no head visible was it set.

Fuck yes.

Somewhere in the city, a cock crows, because having half of Gondor on fire in no way disrupted this chicken’s daily routine. Dawn. And with it, the horns of Rohan.

THE RIDE OF THE ROHIRRIM

The beginning of this chapter has a lot of fun sense description, since Merry is lying awake in complete darkness listening to the distant sounds of the Enemy’s hosts. Smelling the horses. All that. He thinks about how weird it is that everyone is just ignoring him because they know he’s not supposed to be here; Dernhelm seems to have some kind of “understanding” with Elfhelm, the marshal of their company. Sorry. Elfhelm? Elf? Helm? Is that a guy’s actual name? Elfhelm trips over Merry in the dark, and Merry asks What Is Up. As it turns out what is up is Woses, and what will soon be up is all the Rohirrim. I was gonna explain what Woses are but I think it’s way funnier if I don’t.

A Wose has come to offer help to Theoden, since he hates orcs as much as the next guy. Woses, he says, have “long ears and long eyes,” which isn’t especially relevant as far as I can tell but it’s delightful. The leader of the Woses, Ghan-buri-Ghan, knows a secret road! All he wants as a reward is... for the Rohirrim to stop hunting his people like beasts. What the fuck. I can’t believe Ghan-buri-Ghan actually prefers the Rohirrim to orcs. They go through the forest, and it takes all day, but the next morning before dawn they are ready to go do murders. Merry is upset again because he’s actually zero good at fighting and is just going to get himself and others killed.

The king sat upon Snowmane, motionless, gazing upon the agony of Minas Tirith, as if stricken suddenly by anguish, or by dread. He seemed to shrink down, cowed by age. Merry himself felt as if a great weight of horror and doubt had settled on him. His heart beat slowly. Time seemed poised in uncertainty. They were too late! Too late was worse than never! Perhaps Théoden would quail, bow his old head, turn, slink away to hide in the hills.

Then suddenly Merry felt it at last, beyond doubt: a change. Wind was in his face! Light was glimmering. Far, far away, in the South the clouds could be dimly seen as remote grey shapes, rolling up, drifting: morning lay beyond them.

Nice nice nice nice nice that’s some top notch metaphor. Tolkien is sooo good at environmental metaphors and foreshadowing. IDK there’s just something about the way the whole world seems to get in on the narrative, it’s really good. Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered; a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Theoden grabs a horn from someone and blows on it so hard it EXPLODES. AND THEY’RE OFF!! Join us next time for

THE BATTLE OF THE PELENNOR FIELDS

#blog of the rings

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keepyourpantsongohan · 8 years ago

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Ayesha Liveblogs Fairy Tail S2

It seems like Gray was too pretty so they decided to dress him down a bit

“Are you and Loke going out?” I mean in a manner of speaking they are bonded for life

Don’t stand him up Lucy that’s not very nice - I stand corrected he apparently doesn’t care

DON’T BE CREEPY JUVIA LET GRAY LIVE

“Would you get OUT OF HERE?” Lucy’s reaction to thinking other people like her is the same as mine

“What is this strange sensation I’m feeling?” rohypnol

Fgdfjghdkfjghkjfdkjhg IT’S A RIVALRY POTION THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER

GRAY’S GONNA TRY TO FLY OH MY GOD

“And so Lucy’s bad luck with men has crossed into a second consecutive episode”

THAT’S RIGHT YOU FIGHT THAT ARROGANT HORIZON BABY

Those boat boys are so nice constantly looking out for Lucy

Lucy.... you are a wizard.... you have spirits who can help you stave off attackers

Papa Heartlessfilia returns to be a dick to his daughter once more

“You loooove her” “Watch it or I’ll punch your face in, Cat!” that is not a no Gray

Every time Lucy is remotely in danger Gray, Natsu and Erza run like the wind to be with her she is so adored

“The uniforms aren’t all that bad if you ask me,” said Gray, in a bowtie and underpants

I can’t believe that they’re teaming up with One Direction

They didn’t exactly send the most diplomatic members of the guild

“DO NOT TOUCH” same Lucy same leave the underage girl alone Hibiki

“I’m so over the posing” “I think they’re starting to grow on me” Lucy and Gray’s snarky asides about the Backstreet Boys are giving me life

Maiden of the Sky sounds like a celestial spirit name but it seems pretty soon after the whole Loke thing to do another wizard-is-really-an-otherworldly-being and also Virgo is technically the maiden

Wendy is kind of young to have become a dragon slayer more than seven years ago how old was she when that happened like 5?

At this point it’s just like blue hair = related to Jellal

Lyon, upon seeing a bunch of adorable cartoon squirrels: What are they, Goblins?

“I’m the fastest man alive” is that so Toucan Sam

I can’t believe Jellal stopped to rob Erigor of his clothing lmao

“You’re a ventreeloquist?” Gfgkfdjhjfdkdkjghfkgl Natsu pls

Lucy has chemistry with literally everyone I mean she’s probably gonna marry Natsu but everyone she interacts with would marry her

Don’t use the enemy’s vehicle Gray he’s probably gonna take your magic away

Gray @ Lyon: Be my riding bitch

“That’s weird, why are they taking off their clothes?” Because they are ridiculous

I guess Racer isn’t so quick with monologues

What the fuck when all’s said and done Lyon wasn’t even that bad he hasn’t really hurt anyone he did not deserve to be Goku’d in Racer’s Cell attack

I gotta say though, the fact Lyon sacrified himself specifically for Gray was also very Extra like bruh you were just talking shit about how you’re not friends

“No matter the era, the ones who triumph are the rich” He’s a literal capitalist puppet

I am expecting Karen to come up based on the images of Aries and Leo in this intro so right now my best guess is that Hibiki knew Karen and when he sees Lucy’s spirits Nirvana will affect him

“I guess Evil Natsu wouldn’t be much different than Normal Natsu” Natsu is chaotic good

“He’s got plenty of info on Lucy, a newcomer to Fairy Tail, definitely easy on the eyes. He likes the whole package” GRAY’S ATTRACTION TO LUCY HAS BEEN #EXPOSED

Since Angel is a celestial wizard she probably has Aries

Oh wow my theory about Hibiki was actually very accurate I’m almost surprised

My darling girl Lucy offering her life for her spirits and giving all the Zodiac hope for a better future <33333333333

YASSSS LUCY GETS A POWER-UP I AM LOVING THIS GO HIBIKI

“Why does she look like she fought a tornado head-on?” Hate to break it to you Lucy but ur the tornado

I knew Lyon wouldn’t be gone for long that death scene was too ambiguous

“Wow Natsu, where’d you find that get-up?” said the shirtless man with patterned skinny jeans

That was a beautiful speech Jellal but why does everyone thinking killing themselves is the solution to everything like calm down for a minute

Erza is so strong she just hoisted herself and a full grown man from the edge of the tower she was dangling on

“Now, the world is doomed,” Jellal still retained his penchant for dramatics I guess

I know Jellal has made Erza’s life a living hell but also now that he’s an amnesiac I kind of want them to make out

“Stupid hot-head nearly gave me a heart attack” You��re giving him Gray hairs Natsu

Props to Fairy Tail for actually having different members win different battles like a lot of anime prefer to have most battles eventually finished off by the Chosen One but they actually do a good job of letting Natsu save his strength and usually only fight once or twice depending on the situation

I’m very concerned about why the babes are crying in the intro who is hurting them

I just want an in-character season commentary of Lucy and Gray making snarky comments about everyone they know

Is Dragon Slaying really a lost magic if Natsu knows like five dragonslayer at this point

Cobra: I’m not lonely look my best friend is with me it’s this snake

Lmao @ Natsu biting his enemies

Omg have my character commentary dreams come true Gray and Lucy have not stopped their asides

“I think it’s just cause that’s the kind of thing villains do” Gray doesn’t have any time for villainous tragic backstories

“I can’t wait to see your face as I twist your body apart” calm down Edward Speculum Hands

I LOVE IT WHEN PROTAGONISTS LIST THE FLAWS IN ENEMY ATTACKS GO ERZA

I like how Erza’s artificial eye (for all intents and purposes, a disability) is continuously portrayed as a strength rather than a weakness

So it’s sort of like Zero is to Brain as Voldemort is to Tom Riddle like neither one is good but one was perceived as charismatic and had goals and the other was like “my crazy lifeforce magic has induced albinism also I’m here to murder everyone”

IS HE SERIOUSLY GOING TO MURDER ALL THOSE PEOPLE

“What happened?” Divine intervention??

HIBIKI MY SMART BEAUTIFUL SLUTTY MESS

REN, SHERRY, LYON, HIBIKI, EVE I LOVE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU

They weren’t crying they were rising from the ashes my babies I’m gonna physically weep

Happy looks like he’s seen into hell jfc

Jellal, swaying from side to side as he tries to walk: I’m perfectly fine

How dare you Jellal I was rooting for you

“Although I have no recollection of acting like a vile cretin, it seems that was the case” I don’t know what I love more this psyche out, Jellal holding himself accountable for actions he can’t remember, or the fact he calls himself a ‘vile cretin’

I’m proud of Jellal for sending a replacement not all characters have such foresight

“Know that whatever happens, I, Igneel, will always be proud of you” why is this dragon a better dad than Lucy’s actual dad

Amazing Gray popped out of that collapsing building like a firework

“Who’s that, another pretty boy from Blue Pegasus?” lmao I guess Lucy and Gray have never seen Jellal’s actual face

Erza confessing quietly confessing to her feelings to Jellal while pink squirrels mime their inner affection is my jam

BLOCKHEAD IS BROTHERS WITH THE CAPITALIST PUPPET THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

I can’t believe Jellal’s last name is Fernandes

On one hand it makes sense that Richard and Jellal pay for their crimes but on the other hand Jellal literally can’t remember doing anything wrong and they’ve both since reformed

Gdfgjhdfkjghkfjdhg every single member of the alliance would risk their freedom not only for Jellal but for Erza’s happiness

Just OTP things: When one of them doesn’t have a name and the one goes “yes you do” and gives them one

Blue Pegasus and Fairy Tail are so ridiculous it’s great

This is deeply traumatizing for Wendy all she’s ever known was a lie

But if they were all illusions how did they make real clothing for the girls

“Sherry!” “Ren!” Does this imply not only the Lyon reciprocated Sherry’s feelings but that EVE AND REN WERE A THING

“Snakes aren’t manly enough to fly” Elfman pls

GAJEEL “I’m a dragon slayer too, when do I get my flyin’ kitty-kat, huh?” I CNA’T BREATHE

I hope Gajeel wants to be her partner I will fucking weep

Gray seems so sombre and sinister as he talks about the dragons I don’t trust this

“I’m through with Fairy Tail and I’m through with all of you” Gray is going full Sasuke what is going on

I’m crying the way they measure Gray’s realness is by how often he strips

I love Erza:

Elfman: You’re gonna need a man with you

Erza: No

Um?? Why would Gray do this??? Where is he really?? What is going on

I’m very upset about all this if Gray was going to go dark he would need the length of an entire arc to justify instead of this random garbage betrayal which is probably filler

“You can’t have Fairy Tail without Natsu. That’s not even a possibility!” That’s gay

Natsu’s inner voice: [Gray] can’t help that he’s awesome

Honestly this filler is 1/10 if they are going to have Gray and Natsu properly at odds in the future I need it to be at least 500% more homoerotic

#ayesha liveblogs ft #ayesha talks anime #liveblogging

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icharchivist · 7 years ago

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whats your fave dai party banter? mine is with cole and dorian, when dorian is kinda like "be careful where youre going with these daggers i was casting fire spells at the enemies" and cole is just like "it can't hurt me, it's friendly fire" and then dorian (and me) kinda goes "that's- that's not really what you think it means" (i always disable friendly fire bc im a noob and i can't stand to involuntarily hurt my allies but cole, sweetheart, please don't get in harm's way)

Heyaa!!

Omg nonny :’D First, I’m completely with you on this one - this is such an adorable banter omg. It has everything, Dorian being concerned, Cole being adorable - this is beautiful. (and i feel you on the friendly fire stuff, just.. let’s limite damage ahah)

I don’t have a fave banter, mostly because i’m still discovering some banters i didn’t have before, and a l o t of them are gold.

Then, I generally love Cole’s banters. He’s always sweet and adorable and always with the most amazing replies, it makes me so happy.

then man there’s so much banters i love. I love Varric/Dorian always betting about stuff, Varric/Vivienne was an extreme amount of fun.Bull has a lot of dialogue I really like (especially with Sera and Vivienne, I love how strategic he gets with them to different extreme, and well, always soft spot for his dialogues with Dorian) but I really, really love his dynamic with Cole (he calls him “my squirrelly kid” i’m gonna cry). There’s something in Cole/Cassandra dynamic that i find really sweet too bc it starts very badly but they end up pretty close? it’s adorable.

…. so ye I’d say Cole’s banters are always a win.

edit: i ended up making a list of some of my fav and I actually love too much banters to just narrow them down i love those dorks

As for my favorite favorite, this is so hard to pinpoint one banter, they are all so cool? I can’t narrow down one orz

huuuh maybe a few randoms i really like: (which ended up being a long list so under the cut ;O take care!)

Varric: Okay, try it again, you’ll get it.Cole: Knock, knock.Varric: Who’s there?Cole: Me.Varric: (Sighs.) Me who?Cole: Me, and I’m telling a knock knock joke.Varric: Uh… that was… closer. Keep trying.

Cole: I like your horns, The Iron Bull.Cole: But they’re dragon horns, not bull horns. You could have named yourself The Iron Dragon.Iron Bull: Oh, shit. That would have been better.

Cole: You got to pick your name, The Iron Bull.Iron Bull: Sure did. Thanks for sticking the “the” on there, too. Most people forget.Iron Bull: It kinda makes it sound like I’m not really a person. Like I’m this dangerous thing, you know?Cole: You made it a joke on yourself, making a mockery, so you would never be that.Iron Bull: It kills the joke if you explain it, kid.

Dorian: Ah, Solas. You startled me. You’re always so… nondescript.Solas: Please speak up! I cannot hear you over your outfit!

Blackwall: Sera and I were just talking about you. We need you to settle a question for us.Solas: (Sighs.) Sera’s involved? So this question will be offensive.Blackwall: Yes, probably. Sorry.Blackwall: You make friends with spirits in the Fade. So… um, are there any that are more than just friends?Blackwall: If you know what I mean.Solas: Oh, for… really?!Blackwall: Look, it’s a natural thing to be curious about!Solas: For a twelve-year-old!Blackwall: It’s a simple yes or no question!Solas: Nothing about the Fade or spirits is simple, especially not that.Blackwall: Aha! So you do have experience in these matters!Solas: I did not say that.Blackwall: Don’t panic. It’ll be our little secret.Solas: Ass.Blackwall: Now who’s twelve?

Blackwall: Do you have any advice for fighting demons, Solas?Solas: Survive the first thirty heartbeats, and you’ll have already won.Blackwall: So I should try not to die? Helpful.Solas: I mean that demons are rarely intelligent enough to change their tactics. If you focus on defending yourself, you will see the full range of their abilities within the first thirty heartbeats. By then, you should be able to find a weakness and exploit it.Blackwall: Ahh, that is helpful! I will try to remember that.Solas: Also, try not to die.

Vivienne: Varric, darling, what manner of villain am I in your novel?Varric: You’re the scheming duchess, coldly maneuvering her political rivals into a trap.Vivienne: Yes, but what am I wearing? You are not going to describe me in anything less than the latest fashions, are you?Varric: I’m… going to spend the next few weeks researching Orlesian gowns, aren’t I?Vivienne: Yes, my dear. And my mask should be inlaid with opals.

Varric: I can’t wait for Chuckles to say something about the VeilSolas: I don’t always mention the Veil.Cassandra: You do. Always.Dorian: You do. You really do.Iron Bull: Yeah, you do.Vivienne: Of course you do, darling.Inquisitor/Blackwall: Yes, you do.Cole: You do think about it a lot.Varric: See? Told you.

Dorian: Come on, just answer the question, Varric.Varric: My mother didn’t raise any morons, Sparkler. I won’t touch that one.Dorian: You must have an opinion. And you’re a dwarf! Completely unbiased!Varric: There’s no way I’m answering “which inquisition mage is the best-dressed.” Not for all the gold in Orzammar.Vivienne: Also, the answer is obvious.

Varric: So, Sparkler, what do you think of the Inquisition so far?Dorian: It’s interesting, I’ll give you that. An archdemon attacking me is a first.Varric: Five royals says you see something weirder before the day ends.Dorian: I don’t think I should take that bet.

Varric: What do you think, Sparkler? Ten royals says the next thing we run into farts fire.Dorian: I’ll take that bet. I win either way.

Dorian: You owe me twenty royals, Varric. I’d like them paid in candied dates.Varric: I haven’t lost that wager yet.Dorian: You said we’d be ass-deep in trouble. This is more like knee-high.Varric: I didn’t specify whose ass, did I?Dorian: Leave it to a dwarf, always lowering the bar.

Varric: I got to ask, does any of this shit make sense to you?Dorian: To me? Are you referring to the giant hole in the sky? Or the creature out of Chantry cautionary tale who wants to be a god?Varric: Either. I’m feeling generous.Dorian: What’s the problem? Someone shows up, tears the place apart, declares himself king? That’s half of history.Varric: Corypheus is that terrifying drunk nobody’ll ask to leave?Dorian: Even after he puts a hole in the ceiling. Terribly common.

Blackwall: Corypheus. One of yours, isn’t he?Dorian: One of mine? Like a pet? Like a giant darkspawn hamster with aspirations of godhood?Dorian: ‘Dorian, why can’t you look after your little friends? Corypheus peed on the carpet again!’Dorian: In this analogy, the carpet is Haven.Blackwall: Is he or is he not a Tevinter Magister?Dorian: Meaning 'the source of everything bad and evil in the world’? They are the same, yes?Blackwall: Certainly feels that way at times.

Varric: I can’t believe you picked the absolute worst of my books to read. Why not Hard in Hightown?Cassandra: I have enough mysteries and investigations of my own.Varric: What? You don’t want to solve more in your spare time?Cassandra: Then you killed my favorite character in Chapter 3, so I threw the book across the room.Varric: Ah, a critic. Say no more.

Iron Bull: “Blackwall.” “Iron Bull.” We could fight crime!Blackwall: Isn’t that exactly what we’re doing? Right this minute? More or less?Iron Bull: Oh yeah.

Iron Bull: You could’ve been one of the Chargers, Blackwall. You’ve got the stature, the attitude…Blackwall: And you’d be my boss.Iron Bull: Hey, I’m a great boss. I’m a firm believer in No-Pants Fridays.Blackwall: I’d rather fight for a cause.Iron Bull: Hey, No-Pants Fridays is a cause.

Sera: So do all Gray Wardens have beards?Blackwall: Just me. I stole all the beards, and all the power held within. There can be only one.

Solas: Have you ever had any interest in learning magic, Sera? While it has not manifested naturally, there are ways to determine whether arcane gifts lie dormant within you.Sera: What? Don’t make me think about that. I have to sleep at night!Solas: Sleeping would give you the chance to explore the Fade. I could introduce you to spirits.Sera: Right, you’re messing with me on purpose!Solas: Why would I do that? It is not as though I know who filled my bedroll with lizards.Sera: Heh. Fair point! That was pretty good.

Sera: I sent a box of rabbit raisins to some Lord What’s-his-tits in your name.Vivienne: That explains the letter of gratitude. They were, by all accounts, delicious.Sera: Ewww! Ew, ewww!Vivienne: You underestimate both the fragility of his holdings, and the severity of tribute demanded of him in the past.Vivienne: Perhaps he was grateful it was not a stew made of some lesser cousin.Sera: That’s lies, right? Must be lies.

And one that i just find beautiful:

Solas: You truly are content to sit in the sun, never wondering what you could’ve been, never fighting back.Varric: Ha, you’ve got it all wrong, Chuckles. This is fighting back.Solas: How does passively accepting your fate constitute a fight?Varric: In that story of yours—-the fisherman watching the stars, dying alone. You thought he gave up, right?Solas: Yes.Varric: But he went on living. He lost everyone, but he still got up every morning. He made a life, even if it was alone.Varric: That’s the world. Everything you build, it tears down. Everything you’ve got, it takes. And it’s gone forever.Varric: The only choices you get are to lie down and die or keep going. He kept going. That’s as close to beating the world as anyone gets.Solas: Well said. Perhaps I was mistaken.

And i’m stopping there bc i already copied and pasted a lot of the wiki and i’m not even done with half of my favorite quotes, so i guess those should count

hope you like it nonny ;O

Take care ;O

#I can't pick one i love them all #and i'm honestly not doing justice to most of the banters i love #i just dkjfhkdf love them #anyway take care nonny ;OO #ichafantalks da #Anonymous #ichareply

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