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snufflepup · 2 months ago
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Tonight is a My Love is Sick night .
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paintedcrows · 4 months ago
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Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)
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wormspoodle · 3 months ago
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idk has someone done this yet
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knightofleo · 3 months ago
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t-...to-...toasty s'more mushrooms.....
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itsdappleagain · 8 months ago
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jesus no
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vamprisms · 1 month ago
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siren
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babylonqaf · 2 months ago
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where's that "was anyone gonna tell me" meme when you need it because holy shit did the bird app just slap me in the face with this
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(and yes, it's real and terrifying tbh)
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artemis-pendragon · 2 months ago
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BE MAD BE SAD BUT DONT U DARE GIVE UP
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lavendorii · 3 months ago
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heullo it's me . spotify . I just wanted to know if by shuffle you meant normal style or horrible terrible useless worst style. actually I'm gonna assume horrible terrible useless worst style
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johnbottoms · 7 months ago
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wish $20 was $20 again.... it's literally $5. if ur fucking lucky
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great-and-small · 8 months ago
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My grandfather and my godfather (a beloved neighbor and dear family friend) had a long standing bet- for one dollar- about who would die first. Both of them being slightly pessimistic (in the funny way), they both insisted that they themselves would be the first to die. Any time my grandfather had a health scare, he’d gleefully call up my godfather to boast that he’d be passing “any day now” and he was sure to win the bet. It was a big family joke and they were always amiably sparring and comparing notes about who was in worse shape, medically speaking.
When my grandfather was in hospice care dying of liver cancer, my godfather was quite ill also. It took him great effort to make the journey to see his dying friend. As he came into the room, supported by a family member, he shuffled to my grandpa’s bedside and silently handed him a dollar bill. He was ceding his loss of the bet, as they both knew who was going first. My grandpa had been in quite bad shape for a while and was no longer able to speak but let me tell you he snatched that dollar with unexpected strength and literally laughed aloud. He knew exactly what the gesture meant and he couldn’t help but find the humor within the grief. It was the last time any of us heard my grandpa laugh, as he passed shortly after.
When I talk about my appreciation for “dark humor” I’m not so much thinking about edgy jokes, but rather the human instinct to somehow, impossibly, both find and appreciate the absurdity that is so often folded into the profound grief of life and death. When I tell this story I think it kind of perturbs people sometimes, but it’s honestly one of my favorite memories about two men I really deeply admired. I could never hope for anything more than for my loved ones to remember me laughing until the very end, and taking joy in a little joke as one of my final acts.
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captainjonnitkessler · 4 months ago
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>Join a union
>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on
>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members
>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on
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blenselche · 21 days ago
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well it finally happened
so my dad is almost 80, this man's been making Spirk content since Star Trek started airing basically
he never knew ao3 existed, he just thought people stopped writing fanfic when ff.net died, like it was a fad that had outgrown him or smth
he clicked an ao3 link in my pinned last night, realizing that they were in fact clickable
he's mad at me for not telling him earlier. "I don't have a lot of years left in me and there's so much to read"
he's gonna spend his whole retirement reading trek fanfic now jesus christ
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mydoctor · 4 months ago
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a ship where i see what people see but it is simply not very interesting to me personally it’s like
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sirompp · 1 year ago
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hi. i made some images.
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feel free to take them and use for whatever you may need them for. no credit required
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