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englass · 2 years
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WIP Day
Tagged by: @fadedjacket and @derelictheretic - thank you lovelies! 💖 And so sorry for how late I am!!! 😓
Tagging: @chyrstis @chazz-anova @starsandskies @words-and-seeds @weekend-writer @shallow-gravy @deputyash also going to throw it back at @derelictheretic and @fadedjacket because of how long it’s been — oof, sorry again 😓 — and also at anyone that also wants to share/participate.
Oof, post-Christmas crash has hit me hard. I was doing so well too… had a manic writing moment after being ill on my birthday (I swear, being unwell is surprisingly good for motivation) but it’s drained and faded now. What motivation I’ve got is being put into a request that I’ve… gotten stuck on 😅; I’ve written myself into a bit of a corner– but it’s fine! I’ll figure something out. Until then, have a part of the sick/comfort-fic I was working on:
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Nodding briefly in acquiescence you reach for the cup, content in trusting that he knows far more than you do in such things, before pausing at his gentle retraction and head shake.
… Huh?
“Um…” glancing between him and the cup you can’t help but quickly wrack your muddled brain for something you may have missed. You’re pretty sure he was just talking about the tea making you feel better so why would he suddenly take it away? Did you mishear him?
“No need to trouble yourself,” he starts upon seeing the blatant confusion on your face, “I did say I would aid you in your road to recovery after all, and although there is no written contract to finalise this pledge, I am man of my word. Now,” he leans forward with a noticeable shift in the set of his shoulders, cup just shy of brushing your lips, “drink.”
……
Well, you cough with a betraying warmth across your cheeks, he didn’t need to say it like that.
“A-are you sure?” you protest, “It’s no trouble, really, I can do it myself. Y-you don’t need to go that far–”
“Nonsense,” the gloved fingers of his free hand raise, tips easing along the line of your mandible before hooking under, gently tipping your head back to properly look up and into the unique design of his golden eyes, “I said I would take care of you, and it would be most impertinent of me not to do so.
“So please, drink.”
With a heavy swallow that irritates the dry and prickly feeling in your throat, you acquiesce hesitantly to his order-sounding request.
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iannageorge · 2 years
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A hint from way back when: Aphrodite at camp
I’m rereading chapter 3 (yes, I reread my own fic 😄) and I just got to the following scene that I’d gotten questions about way back when (might’ve been in FFN DMs), and I was being coy then in confirming who this was about. 
“Remind me again who [Aphrodite] looks like to you,” said Leo […]  “Wouldn’t you like to know?” Malcolm said.  “Man, you know that’s not an answer.”  […]  Leo tsked, tsked, tsked beside him. Malcolm tried his best to ignore him and congratulated himself on reining in any flushes. Leo could probably guess correctly anyway—not that that would change anything.  Malcolm himself wondered what if his friend still saw a certain someone. Did she, say, have light-brown hair? It annoyed him and he knew it. But, oh well. One couldn’t help who one was attracted to. He took one last look at Aphrodite. True enough, in spite of Aphrodite’s audible wails, he spotted a hint of mischief. He knew he’d be gazing into dark-brown eyes had they not faced the other direction. He kept looking. Aphrodite’s elfish, slender figure gained muscle. Short, curly dark hair became a glossier black. The plain t-shirt turned into a purple toga. 
One person is clearly Reyna. That’s confirmed in that chapter. But the other one, whom Aphrodite resembled before she looked like Reyna… 
Hint of mischief. Dark-brown eyes. Elfish, slender figure. Short, curly dark hair. Plain t-shirt. 
Of course, this is Leo. 
"Leo could probably guess correctly anyway—not that that would change anything" was to say that Malcolm thinks Leo actually knows.
One more thing to clarify, because there had been confusion about this, too. The person Malcolm tried to see in Aphrodite after he saw Reyna…
Forcing himself through a self-inflicted slight pang, Malcolm willed himself to see someone else. Forest green v-neck on dark skin. Sleek and ponytailed. Thick-browed, jaw set certitude. She appeared in glances, but the image Aphrodite offered was never quite right. Or had he already forgotten?  Nah, he couldn’t have.  Before Aphrodite morphed again, Malcolm turned away from half-empty promises of co-authorships and a someday. 
… was his mortal ex. She is also the person he first saw in Aphrodite in that scene:
...a damn good looker clothed in black jeans and a T-shirt under a zippered blazer. Entranced with shiny waves of obsidian, Malcolm wondered how on earth she’d made it through Camp Half-Blood’s boundaries.  How’d she managed to get even prettier was another question. It didn’t seem to be the understated albeit perfect makeup. Yet there was also something totally off. Gone were her determined eyes—typically too busy for anyone and anything outside her focus. [...] Malcolm shook his brain out of its daze and tried not to be disappointed by what had so obviously been an illusion from the get-go. Texting was a thing anyway...
As chapter 3 reveals later on, she is off doing great things and getting her PhD from Oxford.
P.S. I’m on the last 1-2 rounds of editing the rest of chapter 9. It’ll be up tomorrow (Tuesday)! 
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shotorozu · 3 years
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encountering a ‘pick me’ girl
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character(s) : kirishima eijirou, todoroki shouto, bakugou katsuki (bnha)
warning : PICK ME GIRL, misogyny (?) pick me girl makes an off handed comment about your body but it’s not detailed at all
PART TWO — PART THREE
legend : [Y/N = your name] afab! reader, but they/them pronouns used, quirk not mentioned
headcanon type : fluff, angst if you squint
note(s) : i made 2 versions of this post so,, if you’re reading this— then i probably decided that i liked this one more than the other one i made,, anyways, i used real life examples 💀
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kirishima eijirou
i’d imagine that eijirou would have an idea of what a pick me girl is— i mean, there were probably 2 of those girls in middle school
but has he experienced it first hand? nahh.
though, eijirou didn’t think he’d encounter one when he was already in a healthy and committed relationship!
eijirou is practically friends with everyone— and yeah, even the most unexpected. so, he’s bound to accidentally befriend a pick me girl
him, being the nicest one out of all of the characters in this list, will still be nice to said pick me girl, despite wanting to snob them to the core
because really— you can’t really fight fire with fire in some cases
but, he can be everything but lenient when the pick me girl starts insulting you for doing certain things, and for absurd reasons too
like,, how you laugh, and how you take care of yourself (for example— if you wear makeup, or how you style your hair)
which is odd! everything about you is everything but the things the pick me girl has stated so.. he cannot stand by.
SCENARIO
the girl giggles to herself after that snide comment leaves her lip gloss coated lips. eijirou shifts uncomfortably— honestly taken aback by the anything but subtle insult that was thrown at you
“like.. seriously! it’s honestly quite superficial if you look at it like that. who the hell would put that much effort infront of your boyfriend? i’d assume they’d see everything AND everything but.. i guess not.”
you blink. superficial? now that’s a new one. the girl infront of you has been babbling insults sugarcoated in boasts the entire time, and you’re just wondering if it’s about time you guys leave but—
“well that’s unfair,” your boyfriend laughs, “i put the same amount of effort as this cutie right here,” eijirou pokes at your cheek, earning a quick laugh from you— which he can only thank the heavens for that
“but that’s different. it actually looks put together when you’re doing it, eiji.” the certain glint in her smile makes you want to wipe it right off with a dirty mop, “it’s impossible to look put together with expensive clothes, but being built like a—”
the sound of the sliding of a chair is quicker than your actions, and it easily cuts her off.
“i’m sorry, but we gotta go, it’s totally not cool of you to say those things about Y/N!”
“what? but i mean.. it’s true, right? i’m looking out for them! they’re literally out here l—”
“bye!” eijirou waves her goodbye with your hand, dismissing the sour expression on her face— as he dashes off with you
you’d question how he’s just so nice to people like that, but when he turns around, you could see the distaste in his eyes
“so that’s what a pick me girl’s like,” shaking his head, his expression lights up with such a quick manner “i’ll never make friends that are like that again!”
safe to say, eijirou’s friend list has been a a person shorter ever since that incident
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bakugou katsuki
oh, so that girl’s bold bold.
if she thinks she could get away with being a not so subtle pick me girl infront of bakugou katsuki, then she couldn’t be more wrong.
it’s absolutely revolting— i mean, he hasn’t displayed any romantic feelings towards ANYONE that isn’t you.
also, they’re quite gutsy if you ask me. so congrats for having guts??
i don’t think he’d be friends with a pick me girl. he’s very selective of who he’s befriending, so it’s probably your friend that’s the pick me girl in this case
he wouldn’t know what a pick me girl would be, but he’d probably know the description of one.
over some time, he’d grow some resistance to insults directed at him, but when someone insults his s/o
oh boy. that’s not good. remember when i said that katsuki was almost like your scary and intimidating dog
this is what i mean
knows he can’t make a scene, so his first option is to be dismissive asf— but if said pick me girl literally can’t get it, he won’t be afraid of shoving some explosions into her face
because his hands are rated e for everyone
SCENARIO
“so you wanna be picked or something, is that it?” he hates how you literally have the resistance of a rock— which is something he always liked, but in this case hated. if it weren’t for you— he would’ve blasted explosions into her sorry excuse of a face until it’s beyond recognition (that wouldn’t be hero like, is what you’ve said in the past, but he disagrees.)
but seriously? ugh. he just wants to leave this horrid place, and make some dinner with you in the comfort of his home. why are you even friends with her anyway? she’s not even trying to be slick at this point.
“p-picked? i’m not understanding, katsu.”
“it’s bakugou.”
“right,” her laughter is like nails on chalkboard, “i’m just watching out for Y/N, y’know? there’s no point in wearing all of that.. on their face.” and she’s obviously referring to your obviously very well done makeup
“it’ll make your skin terrible in the long run! and really— i couldn’t really understand on why someone would wear that much, when you could survive with i dunno.. lip gloss at most?”
you would’ve actually said something as a rebuttal, but your boyfriend is quicker, and a lot more direct than anyone else in the area.
“just say you can’t do makeup and fucking scram,” katsuki’s ice cold glare finally breaks out of the act he’s been trying to hold together for you
“their makeup is fucking bomb as hell, compared to your ridiculous spider lashes, lady. come back when you’ve watched james charles’ entire fucking channel.” he harshly states in similar bakugou fashion, despite the lack of screaming.
and if you squinted hard enough, you could see tears welling up in her eyes. but katsuki tugs your hand before anything else could be said
“let’s fucking go, you need better friends.”
he makes you cut ties with all of them, and he practically scolds your terrible choice of friends— but he goes quiet when you tell him that you’ve been friends with her since middle school
“good fucking riddance. next time, i’ll punch them as soon as they say something outta line, got that?” and next time (hopefully, there won’t be a next time) you’ll actually lash out— or maybe,, you’ll let him loose for once.
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todoroki shouto
now shouto might be,, socially unaware sometimes. but he can tell whenever someone’s trying to insult his s/o
like,, right away.
now— you both run into this person after a pleasant date, and she eagerly presented herself as your friend
so, her attitude catches him off guard because who’d have anything rude to say about you and towards shouto’s face? especially when it’s about something normal.
like,, wasn’t she your friend?? why is she even like this?
his hostility is very well known, so they should be scared.
he gets detached from the conversation, and he’ll immediately go cold— and shouto would probably go as far as walking away with your hand in his
doesn’t matter if he properly says goodbye or not— if a girl’s being rude to his s/o, they obviously don’t deserve his usually polite attitude. nope, that’s a luxury.
oh— and what more when they’re seeking for his validation. newsflash! said pick me girl won’t be get any from him.
SCENARIO
shouto couldn’t stop the bitterness bleeding into his mouth, when the girl in front of him continued to babble and take up the valuable time he had left with his s/o
initially, she presented herself as your friend from middle school— but as of now? she seems to be more interested in him more than you, despite knowing you first.
she’d ask him a string of obvious questions with very obvious answers, like ‘is she treating you well?’ ‘is she acting correctly?’ and questions of the sort
“oh, sorry! i’d hate to cut this conversation short, but—” you finally decide that it was about time to leave, while shouto looks pretty,, deadpanned right now, you could tell that he was gradually starting to get irritated by your friend’s words.
“wait. thats.. kind of controlling, don’t you think? do you ever let shou make decisions?”
“uh.. controlling? since when??” you question at the accusation. this girl knows nothing about your relationship dynamic, and she’s already jumping the gun and making conclusions.
your gaze snaps back to shouto, who looks just as surprised as he could possibly be.
“yeah! it clearly looks like he still wants to talk” which is an obvious lie, shouto just wants it out of here “i wonder how you managed to snag such a guy like him,” she comments with a smile that looked anything above suspicion (yet, it makes your stomach churn)
you could see the way her hand gets gradually closer to him— and frankly, you’re not sure about what she was planning to do next, “you wouldn’t need to dress all expensive and fancy, if you’re with a girl with an already classy appear—”
“i think this conversation is over,” shouto grip is firm on the wrist that was attempting to grab his shoulder, shouto makes no attempt to even look at the girl infront of him “i don’t know what you’re trying to do, but it’s not humorous. at all.”
“what?” she stammers, drawing her hand back “i-it’s obvious they don’t know how to take a joke! this is why there are barely any good w—”
shouto’s next actions knocks her speechless, his hand rests at the small of your back, before gently guiding you forward— “love, what movie are we watching later?” he says, making an effort to press a quick, yet intense kiss on your lips
“oh,” you breathe out, surprised by this action. “don’t be so tense, love.” shouto comments on how tense your shoulders have looked, ever since she started running her mouth, “now.. what movie do you want to watch tonight? comedy? thriller?”
“you pick,” you laugh at the quick shift of topic. and when you look behind you, you could see shame and defeat welling up on her face. shouto finally feels like he could smile again, the bitterness dissipating from his mouth
after shouto questions you if that was what a pick me girl was, he makes sure that you guys won’t ever encounter such thing again
“you.. don’t have more friends like that, right? if you do— we could always do another friend list cleansing.” this statement makes you laugh but shouto is anything but joking
but being reminded of his reaction to that ‘pick me’ girl does puts a smile on your face.
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Fic with an imposter assassin, whether the assassin is successful or not in guessing someone else's role in a meeting it would still probably be very shocking for someone to die in the middle of a meeting.
this is supposed to be the first time the friday night stabby crew encounter the assassin role :)
“Hey, Etho. Etho!”
Etho turns warily away from the trash task in cafeteria. “Skizzle?”
“I can trust you, right?” asks Skizz.
“That’s a bit of a loaded question, but yeah,” Etho says. “Why?”
“Check this out.”
Skizz rushes over to the vent and hops into it.
“Oh!” Etho stares at the vent with raised eyebrows. “You’re the engineer?”
“Yeah!” Skizz pops back out of the vent and dusts himself off. “I’m saving my sabotage fixer thing for later. You believe that I’m legit now, right?”
“I have no reason not to,” Etho replies carefully. “Considering-.”
A meeting is called at that moment, interrupting him. He glances down at his tablet and sees the new button that has appeared on it. Time to give it a try.
“Alright, we got a Tango body in reactor,” Evil reports. “I just came up from electrical with Brody, so he can vouch for me.”
“That’s true, I can,” confirms Brody. “Where was everyone else? Skizz, where were you?”
“Etho and I were in cafeteria,” Skizz says. “I’d just done download and I was heading down to do the upload when I saw him and we chatted for a few seconds. I don’t know what-.”
A loud bang interrupts him, causing several people to either jump or let out a scream. Immediately after, Skizz collapses to the ground.
“Oh my GOD!” yelps Evil. “What was THAT?!”
“Skizz!” Impulse gasps, dashing to his best friend’s side.
Brody has his hands pressed to his ears. “What the HELL?! Is he dead?!”
Impulse quickly checks Skizz’s pulse. “H-He’s dead.”
“Excuse me, WHAT just happened?!” demands Endless.
“How did someone manage to kill him during a meeting?” Brody turns to his friend. “Is this some new role, Impulse?”
“OH!” Impulse blinks as something dawns on him. “It might be the assassin. I think the assassin can kill someone during a meeting if they correctly guess the person’s role.”
“Did Skizz have a role?” Brody glances around the group. “Does anyone know? Etho, Skizz said he was chatting with you in cafeteria, right? Did he mention anything about a role then?”
Etho is quick with an answer. “No, he didn’t. He asked me if I was the imposter and I said no. That’s it.”
Nobody has any reason to suspect he’s lying.
“Well, I’m pretty sure the assassin only has one shot per game, so if anyone else can disclose their role, we might be able to figure out what Skizz was,” says Impulse.
Brody shoots him a look. “Why do we need to know that?”
“Cuz then that’ll eliminate people as suspects.”
“Remember, people could lie,” Brody points out. “What if the assassin just lies by saying they’re the role Skizz actually was?”
“...I guess that’s true,” admits Impulse. “Okay, let’s get back to Tango’s murder. Where did everyone see him last?”
After the meeting, Etho stands at the upload panel in admin to give his cooldown time to tick down, before hitting the lights and rushing off to electrical to wait for people to come.
The first person to arrive is his imposter partner, Impulse, followed closely by Mrs Tango. At Etho’s nod, Impulse takes her out.
Etho goes to stand at the entrance to electrical, keeping watch, giving time for Impulse’s cooldown. A double kill will end the game at this point.
“What are we doing?” whispers Impulse. “Why aren’t we leaving?”
Etho doesn’t have time to explain. “Just be ready. How long?”
“Fifteen seconds.”
Spotting someone else approaching, Etho hides just inside electrical and swiftly dispatches Endless as soon as he walks through the door.
Etho then quickly closes the doors and fixes the lights, before turning to his partner. “Go vent and find one more person. Quickly.”
Impulse nods and rushes towards the back of electrical.
Etho stands guard over the bodies. Even he is starting to get a little nervous now; they’re so close to winning but if Impulse doesn’t find someone in time, someone else might spot Etho next to two bodies and then it’s all over.
But thankfully, the victory screen soon appears and the game ends. As everyone appears back in the lobby, all talking at the same time about the game they’ve just played.
“Okay, okay, wait a second.” Brody’s loud voice rises above the rest, hushing everyone else. “So what exactly happened to Skizz in the meeting? Was it the assassin role?”
Before anyone else can speak, Skizz interrupts, “Wait wait, lemme talk first.” He turns to his friend. “It was you, Etho, wasn’t it? You were the assassin?”
Etho nods. “Yeah.”
“I knew it.” Skizz laughs. “Guys, Etho lied right to your faces. I DID tell him my role in cafeteria; I told him I was the engineer. You assassinated me right in the meeting.”
“I did, yeah.” Etho sheepishly rubs the back of his neck. “Sorry about that.”
“No no, it was awesome,” laughs Skizz. “Scared the absolute crap outta me but it was awesome.”
“That’s what you get for trusting the wrong person, Skizz,” Impulse says teasingly.
Skizz gives him a light punch on the shoulder. “Hey, I had no reason to think he was the wrong person.”
“That’s why you just gotta assume everyone is the wrong person until proven otherwise. So what exactly did you experience there, Skizz? When Etho assassinated you?”
“Oh, it was really weird,” Skizz replies. “One second I was talking, the next I heard a gunshot and then just blackness. It was like someone sniper-rifled me from across the room.”
“And Etho?” Impulse asks. “How did that work for you?”
“There was a button on my tablet, like with the morph or camouflager. I could select each person and guess what role they were.” Etho pauses. “Well, I obviously didn’t have to guess for Skizzle.”
Skizz snickers. “Okay, okay, stop rubbing it in. I’ll trust better people next time.”
“Etho, what was your strategy back there?” Tango asks, speaking for the first time in the lobby. “You were just standing there at lights with a dead body.”
“I figured that tasks were almost done so people might not be extremely hasty to rush to lights,” Etho replies. “It was a gamble but it paid off.”
“It really did,” says Skizz. “Good job, buddy.”
“Thank you.”
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captainsolare · 3 years
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Heyya!!! I love this new event you're doing! Could I get a fic for Julius x fem reader please? Normal AU, roll 2 times for trope and 2 times for dialogue prompt? I hope I made the request correctly! Thank you ily 💙💙
A/N: Hey there! Thanks so much, ❤❤ I hope you enjoy it
Julius + Normal AU + Please pretend to be my date for this (dinner with my parents) + "It's freezing in here."
Warnings: includes a brief alcohol mention (Julius drinks wine), some angst/ hurt/comfort, f! reader
“Julius honey, your father and I need to have a chat with you.” The words from his mother over the communication device sent Julius into a cold sweat. He chuckled nervously, glad his mother couldn’t see his facial expressions, “What about? Is something wrong?”
“Yes of course there is! Next week marks the start of the holiday season and you still haven’t brought home a wife! Or even a girlfriend for that matter.”
Julius pinched the bridge of his nose, trying to come up with a suitable response but her next words sent a whole new wave of panic through him.
“Your father and I have been talking and I’m afraid if you don’t bring someone with you to our dinner next week, we’ll be choosing someone for you.”
Julius tried not to drop the device, an ultimatum for marriage? He guessed he should have expected this at some point but it still didn’t make this moment any better. His mind racing he said the only thing that came to mind to get out of this situation.
“No no! No need for that, you see… I’m actually seeing someone right now, I’ll bring her along!” He desperately hoped she couldn’t hear how tight his voice was, but to his relief his mother sounded happy.
“Oh really? This is wonderful news, I can’t wait to meet her.”
“And that’s why I really really need your help!”
Julius was practically on his knees outside your door, eyes wide with desperation. Your brow was furrowed as you tried to wrap your head around this situation.
“She really gave you an ultimatum about marriage?”
Julius nodded with a sigh, shoulders drooping. “Yes, she did. And since I lied and said I had a girlfriend already I need someone to play the part.”
You nodded slowly, pointing at yourself. “And you decided to go with me?”
He nodded eagerly, “Yes, we’re already so close I figured you’d be willing to help in my scheme.”
You studied his face in the ambient torchlight from the hallway, he looked so desperate, and so cute, how could you say no?
“Fine. Just let me know when I need to be ready.”
“Oh thank you, thank you!” He pulled you into a hug, heart light with relief, “You have no idea how much of a lifesaver you are.”
You awkwardly patted his back and he let you go with a quick goodbye, leaving you to stand in the doorway alone.
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The gravity of the situation set in soon after he left, as it often did after he managed to pull you into one of his harebrained schemes. Collapsing on your bed, you shook your head at the ceiling as you thought about what this would involve: you’d have to pretend you were in love with him, which wouldn’t be hard because you definitely already were, you’d have to do a good enough job to fool his parents, which hopefully wouldn’t be hard since your acting skills were decent, and the final and most difficult part would come afterwards. After the dinner, you’d have to come back here to the castle, and you wouldn’t have Julius’s hand in yours anymore and you’d have to pretend that you were fine with it.
You rolled over and groaned into your pillow, “Oh Julius why did you have to choose me for this job?”
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The day of the dinner soon arrived and Julius came to pick you up. You took one last look in the mirror, smoothing your clothes before you opened the door. You’d picked out what you hoped was a suitable dress, and you packed enough clothes in your bag for a few days if need be. From what you’d heard about Julius’s mother, she was quite pushy and since it was the holiday season you might need to keep up this charade for a few more days than originally planned.
“You look lovely darling,” Julius said jokingly as he walked with you to the carriage. You smiled and hoped he couldn’t see the hollowness of it, you could already tell that this would be more painful the longer it went on.
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You stared out the window and watched as the towns became villages became countryside, and the cobblestones became dirt roads. It’s just one dinner. It’s just one dinner.
“Can we go over the plan one more time? Just to make sure we’re on the same page?” Julius asked, breaking your empty stare.
You blinked, returning to the real world and the imposing walls of the carriage seemed to grow closer. “Sure.” You said hoarsely, swallowing even though your throat was dry.
“Okay,” Julius leaned in closer, “So we need to pretend that we’re dating, hopefully just for tonight. But if not, and we end up having to stay for longer and things get desperate I’ll call Marx and have him set up a fake emergency for us to attend to.”
You nodded, “Okay sounds good.”
He placed his hand on yours and you resisted the urge to jump. “Thanks again for agreeing to this, I appreciate it more than you know.”
You smiled softly, “No problem.”
The carriage came to a stop outside a huge manor in the countryside, it’s sprawling lawn was lush and green, and there was a rose garden that could be seen through the iron gate.
Julius squeezed your hand, “Just for tonight.”
“Just for tonight.” You repeated. Maybe that’s the problem. a pang of sadness stabbed through your chest as you stepped out of the carriage, there’s no going back now.
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The manor had a huge oak door, complete with a brass grimoire door knocker in the center. Julius had barely touched it when the door opened, revealing an excited woman and a slightly more subdued man standing in the doorway.
“Oh! It is so wonderful to meet you.” You said, extending a hand to the woman before you. She confusedly shook your hand before realizing you had mistaken her for Mrs. Novachrono, “Oh my, I’m sorry. I’m just the maid, the lady and master are in the parlor awaiting your arrival.”
You grimaced, you’d only just arrived and had already made a mistake, this didn’t bode well for your stay. Julius escorted you to the parlor, hand touching your lower back gently.
The parlor was filled with white furniture, the walls a dusty powder blue. Two people, presumably Julius’s parents, stood when you entered the room. The woman strode over to you and took your hands in hers, “Oh, it is so wonderful to meet you! You have no idea how long we’ve been waiting for this moment. I’m Marie and my husband over there is Julian.” She gushed, heat creeping up your neck at her words.
“It’s lovely to meet you as well, I’m Y/N. I’ve heard so much about you it’s nice to finally meet you in person!”
Marie gasped happily at your words, “Oh so you’ve been gossiping about me have you Julius? All good things I hope!”
Julius raised his hands in defense, “Yes mother, all good things.”
Marie nodded her pleasure, and led you to the couch. Julius sat next to you as you shook his father’s hand.
“Shall we have some tea while we wait for dinner to be prepared?” She asked. Before anyone could nod, she was calling the maid in to bring a tea tray.
“So Y/N, I want to hear all about you! How did you meet my darling boy? Has he been treating you well? I’ll smack him if he’s not, he may be the Wizard King but he’s still my son!” Marie said, watching you intently.
Julius could sense you were overwhelmed and grabbed your hand, squeezing it reassuringly.
“Well you see, I’m an archivist that works in the castle, so that’s how I met Julius. Don’t mention this to Marx but he has a habit of sneaking off to places he shouldn’t when he’s supposed to be doing paperwork.”
“Hey! That’s an unfair judgement!” Julius protested, but there was no hurt behind it.
“It’s a true judgement Julius!” You gave him a teasing grin before turning back to Marie, “Your son does indeed treat me well, he’s one of the kindest, most caring people I’ve ever met, and I fall more in love with him every day.”
Marie seemed pleased with your answer and was soon distracted by the tea that was set in front of them. Julius and his parents made small talk until dinner was announced, giving you a bit of respite from Marie’s rapid fire questions. You couldn’t help but smile, here Julius had ditched his cloak, and you got a peek at what his childhood had been like. It was interesting, watching interact with his parents, they seemed overbearing and aloof at the same time, and you wondered how they had raised such a decent man.
Julius took a sip of his wine near the end of dinner, the taste tangy sweet in his mouth.
“So Julius, when are you going to ask this girl to marry you? If I were you I’d have put a ring on that finger a long time ago?”
Julius started, the wine hit the back of his throat, sending him into a coughing fit. Once he had suitably recovered, he took a deep breath, “Well,” He considered his answer carefully, “I haven’t thought about it yet, I don’t think either of us want to rush things.”
You swallowed, nodding in agreement. “With the state of the kingdom, we weren’t sure if it would be a good idea to jump into such a serious commitment so soon.”
Your answers were deemed satisfactory and you excused yourself to go to the bathroom. You leaned on the sink and rested your head in your hands, you swallowed down a sob. This was harder than you could have imagined, not the lying, not the acting, just the fact that this wouldn’t last buzzing around in your mind. It hung over you like a cloud, this is a lie, it’s all a lie to him.
You took a deep breath, splashing your face with cold water, before returning to the table. “I’m awfully tired Julius, do you think it’s time to leave for the castle?”
Julius gave you a kind smile, “Yes, we can make it by morning if we leave now.” Marie tried to protest, but Julius won her over and you were soon saying your goodbyes in the foyer.
“Well, it was lovely to meet you. I do hope you come again soon.” Julian said, shaking your hand once more.
You nodded, pushing down the sadness that was welling in your chest, threatening to spill over. “Yes, until next time.” There won’t be a next time.
Julius’s shoulders sank with relief as soon as you were back in the carriage. “That went better than expected!” He said brightly, sinking back in his seat.
You could only nod, fearing if you spoke it would reveal how you were really feeling.
-
You arrived back at the castle as dawn was breaking in the sky. Julius helped you out of the carriage, dropping your hand as soon as you were down on solid ground.
“I must say, your acting was impeccable Y/N.”
That was it, that was the stone that broke the dam and tears spilled onto your cheeks.
Julius was taken aback at your reaction, he’d never seen you cry before and he was completely at a loss of what to do.
“Y/N? What’s wrong? Is something the matter?” He asked, studying your face frantically.
You blinked at him, eyes narrowing. “Is something the matter?” You repeated, “Is something the matter?! Julius, you must be denser than I thought if you’re asking me that question.”
You turned on your heel, rushing down the stone hallway to your room. Julius’s footsteps echoed behind you as he ran to keep up with your pace. He truly didn’t know what was wrong, and that only made you angrier.
You paused at your door and Julius caught you, hands resting on your shoulders.
“Will you please talk to me? Was it something I said?” He asked softly, purple eyes soft with concern.
You only sobbed harder, sinking into his chest. He wrapped his arms around you gently, as if he was afraid to break you.
“Yes! No! It wasn’t something you said per se, it was this, all of it!” You exclaimed, chest heaving and hands shaking.
Julius’s frown deepened, “Oh. I’m sorry Y/N, I didn’t know this had been so hard for you.”
You couldn’t stifle a laugh at his apology, “Hard for me? Of course it was hard for me. I meant what I said, it wasn’t acting,” your voice broke painfully as you took a deep breath to continue, “I mean it, I’m in love with you Julius.”
Julius’s hands dropped from your sides in shock, his face was a mixture of surprise and sadness when you met his gaze. Of course, the realization hit him like a ton of bricks, of course, you were in love with him, and he had been too dense to notice.
“I-- I’m sorry.” He stammered, and you took your chance to run into your room, slamming the door shut behind you.
You sank against it, too exhausted to stay standing. You heard footsteps receding and fresh tears rolled down your cheeks, of course, he was leaving.
A few minutes later there was a knock at your door. “Y/N, can we talk?” A soft voice asked, it was Julius.
You weren’t certain you wanted to talk to him, but you opened the door anyway and let him come in.
“Y/N, first of all I want to apologize. I was too dense to realize that what I had asked of you may have caused you hurt, and I’m sorry for that.���
You stared at him, “Okay.”
Julius ran his tongue along the inside of his cheek, debating on whether he should say what was on his heart. “I also need to confess something, if that’s okay?”
You nodded, studying him carefully; you dared not get your hopes up, but somewhere in the depths of your heart, there was a small tiny glimmer of hope.
Julius sighed, “The truth is, I only asked you to do this job because I love you as well. Maybe this was my selfish way of getting to act like a couple without telling you how I felt because I was scared of how you would react.”
You sucked in a breath, “All along?”
Julius nodded, eyes tinged with sadness, “All along.”
“Well, it’s freezing in here. The least you could do is come and wrap me in your arms.” You said, the ghost of a smile on your lips.
Julius strode to your side, wrapping his arms around you and pulling you close. The hard conversation could be had in the morning, for now, this was enough.
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hookingminor · 4 years
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Halloween prompts. Number one “mortal enemies accidentally showing up in matching costumes every year” with Vince Dunn ??
mortal enemies accidentally showing up in matching costumes every fucking year
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Un-fucking-believable.
God had some personal vendetta against you or thought this was the funniest running joke in the history of mankind, apparently, because you were about two seconds away from strangling someone.
“No, absolutely not,” you groaned when you saw Vince’s costume, “Go change right now.”
“Hello to you, too, babe,” Vince said cheerily, pulling you in for a side hug and pressed a kiss to your cheek.
“Don’t ‘hello, babe’ me, we did not come together,” you scoffed, pushing him away by the chest before people saw you and presumed you were a couple.
Vince was wearing the complementary Scoops Ahoy costume to your Robin set, and you couldn’t understand how this happened. For the fourth time, you’ve unknowingly showed up in matching costumes with Vince.
The first time was set up by your friends, thinking it would be hilarious because the two of you hated each other.
The second time was accidental. Actually, you had showed up in a different costume, but due to someone spilling their drink on you, you had to shed some layers and slipped on an old NBA jersey the homeowner had. Coincidentally, Vince had worn the same jersey, deciding on a lazy look that year, and once again you were matching.
The third time, it technically wasn’t matching as you two had intended for different looks, but it looked similar enough that everyone just assumed they were matching. You had done your makeup intricately and wore a tattered wedding dress, going as Corpse Bride from the classic Tim Burton movie, and Vince had gone as Abraham Lincoln, though he lost the beard and top hat within twenty minutes and looked like a standard groom.
This year, however, you were so careful. You had told none of your friends your plans. You wanted no possibility of information leaking to Vince somehow about your costume.
God, it seemed, had other plans because here you were again.
“I think the universe is trying to tell us something,” Vince chuckled, following you into the kitchen where you had escaped in an attempt to avoid him.
“That you’re an annoying asshole who will go to, literally, any length to piss me off?” You suggested, pouring yourself an extra strong drink.
“I was thinking more along the lines of ‘maybe we should get together,’” Vince shrugged, and you rolled your eyes.
“Over my dead body,” you snorted, taking a long chug. Vince waited for you to toss your drink back before he spoke again.
“Do you really hate me that much?” He asked, and you swore you saw his face fall just a little bit.
“As much as you hate me,” you replied with a forced smile. Vince gave you a dramatic eye roll to let you know you were being ridiculous.
“I never said I hated you,” he said, and now it was your turn to roll your eyes.
“Your actions say enough,” you muttered.
From the moment you’d met, you’d never gotten along. There wasn’t a definitive reason or instance that made you hate him, but you always clashed at every turn. Every time you suggested dinner, he was never in the mood for that type of food. Every time he wanted to go out and do something, you hated all his ideas. Little disagreements like those just continued to build up and over time, it just got to the point where the two of you refused the other’s suggestions out of spite. You were too proud to admit when he was right and he would never apologize to you so you both let it simmer and stew.
Not wanting to continue conversation with him anymore, you pushed your way past his body and into the party in hopes of disappearing into the crowd.
You’d managed to avoid him for a half hour or so, but even with him somewhere else, he was still with you.
“I saw your boyfriend earlier,” the guy that you thought you’d been flirting with said after a few minutes, “I love your guys’ costumes.”
“Oh, he’s not my boyfriend,” you chuckled awkwardly, “It was purely coincidental.”
“I just talked to him a little while ago, and he definitely insinuated that you were his girlfriend. He was asking people if they’ve seen you. It sounded like he was looking for you,” the stranger explained, but you were already seeing red by the end of his first sentence.
“I’m sorry, you’ll have to excuse me,” you politely excused yourself with a strained smile.
Walking away with purpose, you roamed the house in an angry stomp until you found Vince tucked away near the pong table, clearly caught in the middle of a game.
You strode up to him with furrowed brows and a clenched jaw when you heard him laughing with his friends. You stopped next to him, reached up to grab him by the ear, and dragged him behind you as you searched for a quiet space to kill him in.
You walked all the way to an abandoned bedroom at the furthest corner of the house and, quite literally, threw him in the room before slamming the door behind you.
“What the fuck is your problem, Dunn?” You exclaimed as you turned on him with crossed arms, “Do you think it’s fun to cockblock me all night?”
“What the hell are you talking about?” He asked instead, deciding to play dumb.
“Telling other people we’re together? Is this a joke to you?” As the seconds passed, you were getting progressively more upset.
“It’s kind of funny,” he muttered under his breath with a light laugh, and you swore you never wanted to strangle anyone more in your entire life.
“You’re unbelievable,” you scoffed, “You know what? Do me a favor and ignore me for the rest of the night.... Actually, no, for the rest of your life.” Turning on your heels to leave the room, you reached for the door with one hand, but Vince was leaping forward before you could exit.
“No, wait,” he rushed out quickly, pulling you back around to face him, “I’m sorry.”
“You’re sorry? That’s all you have to say?” His cheeks heated instantly, and he averted your gaze.
“Yeah, I’m sorry, okay? It was childish and stupid,” he confessed, but it only confused you more.
“Why?”
Vince took a few seconds to respond, but he still held onto your wrist. You raised your eyebrows as you waited for him to continue.
“Ikindofhaveacrushonyou,” he mumbled quickly.
“What?” You asked, not sure if you’d heard him correctly.
“I have a crush on you,” he admitted, “and I acted like an asshole because of it.”
“What?” You repeated, though this time it was more in disbelief and shock than misunderstanding.
“I know I deserve it, but you don’t have to be a dick about it,” he said timidly. In all your time knowing Vince Dunn, he never got shy. Until now.
“I’m not being a dick, I’m just genuinely confused,” you said softly. Probably the first time you’d ever spoken to Vince with a soft tone.
“I thought you were cute and that we had a good banter going, but at some point I probably took it too far which lead to all of this,” he gestured vaguely between the two of you, “and then the only relationship we had was when we were fighting, so I kept it up.”
“That’s the worst way to show a girl you like her,” you replied in a monotone voice. If it weren’t for the slight smile that quirked at the corners of your lips, Vince would’ve thought you were about to kick him.
“I know, it was dumb,” he chuckled, “but then some guys were talking about you, so I acted before I could think.”
“Did you plan all this? All these years?” You questioned.
Vince gave you a slight shrug, “The first two times, no. The third time, yeah a little bit.”
“And tonight?”
“I may have asked your roommate to find out. She only agreed because she knows I’ve been after you for a while now.”
“You know if you had just asked me out like a regular person, I probably would have said yes,” you replied, “I thought you were cute when I first saw you too.”
He lifted his eyes to meet yours.
“And then you opened your mouth.”
Vince laughed heartily at that, the tension in the room dissipating as you joined in with him. Taking a tentative step closer, you took the hand that was still holding your wrist to grip your waist as you felt your way up his shoulders. His eyes widened at your close proximity, and you could see him take a deep breath in.
“Ask me now,” you stated, curling your hand around his neck.
He released the breath he was holding in.
“Y/N, would you like to go on a date with me?” Vince asked.
You pretended to ponder your answer for a moment before you finally replied.
“Yeah, I guess. I have nothing better to do.”
“God, you��re insufferable,” Vince groaned, dropping his head against your shoulder in defeat. You let out a small chuckle, and you felt his lips smiling against your skin.
Pulling his head back up to eye level, you gave him a warm smile.
“I’d love to go on a date with you, Vince.”
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Bruises - Kylo Ren x Fem!Reader (Star Wars)
A/N: the way i had the opening of this in my drafts for ages and then at the big time of 2am i decided i wanted to rewrite the whole thing and get it published ;) i’m so much more motivated to write than usual when i should be doing uni work but oh well more kylo content for you guys <33 inbox is always open for requests while im actually writing so feel free to send and i hope you enjoy <33
Word count: 1900+
Warnings: mentions of minor injuries. 
You walked out of the casino, wincing as the harsh evening winds hit your bare arms. The dress you wore did little to nothing to protect you from the weather, but the last thing you expected to be doing was leaving the venue in search of your date.
Canto Bight was never your favourite place. In your opinion, it was filled with sleazes, who only came to the city for three things: money, booze and sex. However, you were the daughter of a noble family and despite your wishes, your family often sent you along to the gatherings they were expected to attend, assuming that you would fit in with the crowd more than they would. They thought you’d enjoy the party, enjoy the alcohol, even the attention you often seemed to draw to yourself. How wrong they were.
However, there was always one saving grace to evenings like these: Commander Kylo Ren, of the First Order.
The two of you weren’t official, as much as you would like to be. You understood that he had work to do, with his grandfather leaving big boots to fill, he barely had time to sleep, let alone date. But for some strange reason, you were different. You caught his attention, and he made sure to make time for you, whether that meant attending parties and events with you, or simply going out of his way to visit you, if only for an hour. 
Truthfully, you had spent many nights lying awake, tears in your eyes as you thought about your future, which you hoped would be with Kylo. Would he eventually ask you to be his girlfriend? Would he want to marry? To him, those questions would seem trivial, of no importance. He loved you, and would find ways to show you. But to you they meant a lot, and you were hoping for some kind of answers sometime soon. 
You shook your head as you made your way over to the short wall which surrounded the casino, leaning on it, using your elbows to keep yourself propped up as your head rested in your hand. Your gaze flitted between the city and the body of water beyond, which seemed strangely calm despite the mean winds. For a moment, you forgot about the cold, forgot about why you had even come outside in the first place as you watched the waves slowly made their way towards the shore. 
Your peace was soon interrupted.
A pair of hands snaked around your waist from behind and you let out a yelp, turning around quickly to face whoever had touched you, ready to defend yourself as much as you possibly could. Until you heard that familiar, smug chuckle come from behind a mask. You knew exactly who it was before you.
You rolled your eyes, “Way to make an entrance, Commander.” Despite your annoyance, you truly were happy to see him. Immediately you pulled him towards you and wrapped your arms around him, smiling into his chest as you felt him return the gesture. 
Eventually, you pulled away and narrowed your eyes at the man. “Don’t think you’ve gotten away with it. I still have a bone to pick with you.”
Despite how hard he tried to hide it, you heard him sigh lightly underneath the mask and mumble a disgruntled, “Go on.”
“First of all you’re late.”
“(Y/N), I had bus-”
“I’m not finished.” If anyone else spoke to him that way, they would surely be punished. But not you. He allowed you to put him in his place, mainly because he couldn’t ever bring himself to snap at you, but also because he found you too cute when you were pissed off with him.
You took his silence as a go ahead to continue with your rant. “You’re late. Your clothes are ruined. Your helmet still has smoke coming from it. Do I need to continue? How did you even get here? Where have you been?”
“Like I said-”
“Take it off.” You demanded. You were sick of hearing the robotic voice coming from the mask already. You wanted to speak with Kylo, not Commander Ren. 
An almost stunned silence washed over him and he replied to your demand with a quiet, “T-take it off?”
“The helmet, genius. Take it off.”
The two of you stared at each other for a moment, but eventually he reached his hands up and pulled the helmet from his head, revealing a mop of dark, curly hair, which had grown longer since the last time you saw one another, and just as you had expected, new cuts adorned his face, almost nicking the gauze of the scar he had attained during the destruction of Starkiller. But what really caught your attention was the black eye. 
He simply stared at you, waiting patiently for you to react, prepared to accept anything you threw his way. But for a moment you said nothing, all you could do was sigh.
After a minute, you moved closer to him and reached up, your fingers tracing the scar on his cheek, offering him a small, sympathetic smile, “If I remember correctly, the invitation said black tie, not black eye, Ren.”
Kylo couldn’t help but smile at your comment, and you were glad to hear his deep voice, which you had missed so dearly, reply with, “I must have read it wrong.”
“You wanna tell me how Kylo Ren, Commander of the First Order, has ended up with a black eye?”
His smile dropped at your inquiry to know more about his injuries, and your smile followed suit as you realised exactly what had happened. “It was them, wasn’t it?” You asked.
“Who?”
“Don’t play dumb with me, Kylo. It was the Scavenger and her Resistance friends, wasn’t it?”
His silence said everything. He pushed his tongue into his cheek and looked away from you, almost embarrassed. And truthfully, it was quite embarrassing. He was Commander Ren. He was feared. Respected. Yet he couldn’t even manage to capture and kill a scavenger girl. 
You turned away from him, moving your attention back to the sea, crossing your arms. He knew you were pissed and he’d have to talk his way out of this one somehow. His silence simply wasn’t enough.
“(Y/N). I’m sorry that I turned up so late.” You didn’t even move, let alone reply, so he continued. “And I’m sorry about the state of my attire.” No reply. “And.... I would also like to apologise for the state of my face.” He wasn’t usually one to apologise to anyone, but a genuine apology from him was the only way for him to bounce back from his fuck up’s.
You tried your hardest to keep your composure, but one of the most powerful men in the galaxy apologising for his face was enough to bring a smile to anyone’s lips. “I guess she got you good, huh?”
He came to your side after hearing your joking retort, “You could say that.” He found himself thinking this too often, but if anyone else had mocked him this way he most likely would have destroyed a wall or two. He knew you would never think of him as a failure, or an embarrassment, as many probably did. Your light-hearted jabs at him were mainly for your own comfort. To make light of any bad situation he often found himself in.
You sighed, leaning your head onto his shoulder. You hated how quickly you could melt back into him again, but you couldn’t waste any more precious time you had together being angry or upset, “I just worry about you,”
“I know. But you shouldn’t,” He mumbled. “I can be reckless. I throw myself into danger. But I also come back fine.” He knew to you those words would probably mean nothing, but he was trying his best to comfort you. 
“You make it so hard not to worry. I mean, this war you’ve got going on... It’s so much bigger than you, or me, or the Scavenger girl. And truthfully, I’m scared. Terrified, actually. For you, for me. For my family. For everyone, really.” That was the first time you had ever admitted your fears to him. There was no way he’d give up his title, give up the First Order, but you hoped he’d provide you with a little reassurance that things would be okay. 
His grip on you tightened, not so much that it would hurt you, but enough to know that he felt every word you spoke. “You know I wouldn’t ever let anything happen to you, or anyone you care about. I care about you too much to hurt you like that.” He stepped in front of you and knelt down, taking both of your hands. “As for everything else, I can’t make any promises. No one, not even the Supreme Leader knows what’s coming next. All I can ask is that you trust me enough to make the right choices.”
His words, for some reason you couldn’t quite decipher, felt like they held some hidden meaning. Like he was planning something drastic, or he knew something drastic would happen in the future. But you took these thoughts with a grain of salt, choosing not to press him any further, and instead choosing to trust him, as he asked of you. Squeezing his hand lightly, you offered him a small smile, “Of course I trust you. I’d trust you with my life. Just... Do what’s right. And if it doesn’t feel or seem right then... Don’t.”
He nodded and stood up slowly, “Of course.” After a few moments of peaceful silence shared between the two of you, as you processed each other’s words, he broke it. “You’re going to have my head the next time I see you, I know, but I have to go.”
Your eyebrows furrowed, “You have to go? As in you’re not staying?”
“I can’t tell you how sorry I am, and I know I said I’d join you for the night but given how today went, I’m not even supposed to be here.”
“Oh, and where exactly are you supposed to be?” You knew the answer already, and you knew he’d probably be in some deep trouble, you just wanted him to say it himself.
Once again, he pushed his tongue into his cheek before replying with, “The Supremacy.”
Bingo, you thought to yourself. The Supremacy. The Supreme Leader’s ship. And Kylo chose to go out of his way to see you first, prioritising you over his master. You couldn’t help but feel flattered, even though your plans for the night had been ruined. You gave him a small smile, “I suppose because you came to me first, and because I’m almost certain the Supreme Leader is gonna give you a harder time than I ever could, I’ll let this one go,”
“I appreciate that.” He leant down and pressed his lips to yours gently, and when he pulled away, he left another on your forehead. “I’ll see you soon, I promise.”
As you watched him walk away, towards the steps, you wished you could go with him. Be by his side, be able to see him everyday. Even though you knew that wasn’t exactly possible at the moment, you couldn’t help but ask. Before you could stop yourself, you had called his name, and he, already a few metres away, had turned to look back at you. 
He knew what you were going to ask, and this time his answer was more hopeful than it had been before. He couldn’t tell you what was to come, but he hoped it would work for the both of you.
“Kylo I-.... One day, will you take me with you?”
He nodded his head slowly, and spoke only one word, “Soon.”
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frenchpuppycormier · 3 years
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Prom Night!
(ao3)
word count: 2k
rating: T
Shoutout to @krdnvrs for being my number one fan and cheerleader on all of my random ideas, and for listening to me complain. Another thanks to @red-cape-morgana for being my glorified cheerleader ;)
They were in Midvale, working a case, when it happened.
Somehow Lex managed to lace the water supply with kryptonite, the team got wind of it, and so they went to investigate.
Lena, now an integral part of the team, tagged along.
Alex, J’onn, Brainy, and Nia went first to make sure everyone was safe and that the kryptonite wouldn’t harm anyone, while also checking to see what kind of kryptonite it was and how it would affect Kara.
Kara and Lena are staying back at the town line. Waiting patiently. Some more than others.
“Will you please stop pacing? You’re stressing me out,” Lena rubs at her temples.
Kara stops mid-step, skidding on the loose gravel, and sighs. “I’m sorry. I’m just really anxious right now, and I’m scared of what they might find. I mean, what if—Eliza lives here! I can’t just—
“Hey,” Lena interrupts by placing both hands on Kara’s forearms. “It’ll be fine. Eliza isn’t even here. She’s out of town, remember?”
Kara lets out a deep breath and nods.
“Can I—Kara, can I give you a hug?” she asks, timidly. Lena won’t openly admit it, but Kara’s the only one she openly and freely gives hugs to. Anyone else and it’s touch and go.
Kara smiles, “Duh! You don’t even have to ask, you know that.” She wrangles her arms out from Lena’s hands and wraps her own around the CEO’s shoulders, burying her face in raven hair.
Lena grips her hands tightly around the hero’s back and inhales deeply, the sweet smell of honey and lavender from the blonde's shampoo, and the hint of earth which makes Kara, Kara.
The moment was quickly disrupted by a chirping in Kara’s ear. She steps back slightly so one arm is still resting on Lena’s shoulders while the other presses the comm. “Alex?”
Lena is moderately perturbed at Alex in this moment, but doesn’t let it show. Instead, she loosens her grip and slides her hands to rest on Kara’s hips, giving them a reassuring squeeze.
“You guys should head into town,” Alex supplies.
“What is it?” Kara asks while absentmindedly playing with Lena’s hair.
“Everything’s fine, but you’re gonna wanna see this for yourself.”
Kara frowns. “Okay, we’ll be there shortly.” She clears her throat and Lena eyes her warily.
“So?” Lena steps back and crosses her arms in front of her chest.
“Alex says she has something to show us,” Kara replies. “So,” she moved her arms in a swooping gesture, “Ready to go?”
Lena shakes her head. “No. We are not flying there.”
“Suit yourself,” Kara laughs and begins to take off. Lena stops her with a hand on the wrist before she can. “Change your mind?”
“Just promise to go slow,” Lena huffs, giving Kara permission to scoop her up bridal style.
“Yes, ma’am,” she smirks.
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“Blue kryptonite?”
Alex nods.
“What is his endgame?”
Alex puffs her cheeks up and releases hot air. “It seems he wants to get rid of your powers. And apparently he thought starting here would be the best course of action, knowing you grew up here and you’d come this way. Fool proof plan, really.” A sudden serious look clouds over her. "And I have a feeling this is only the first step in his nefarious plans."
Kara groans, "Well, is everyone okay at least?" She puts her hands on her hips, in the classic hero pose.
"As far as we know, it doesn't have any negative effects on humans. In fact, we think it does the opposite."
"Of course!" Lena interjects from her spot. She's stayed quiet and let the sisters discuss things, until now she remembers information that could help.
"Lena?" Kara raises her eyebrows in question.
"When Lex was researching ways to hurt Superman, he discovered blue kryptonite," she rolls her eyes. "Blue kryptonite can drastically improve the health of any non-Kryptonian organism, such as livestock, crops, and humans. Continual consumption of blue kryptonite-irradiated water puts humans in a perfect state of health. I'm almost positive he's been drinking the stuff for years."
"Well, fuck," Alex huffs.
Lena shakes her head. "I wouldn't worry about it too much. It doesn't make him super-powered or anything. Actually, now that I think about it, the blue rock makes humans more prone to mental irregularities. If that's the case, it would explain a lot."
"Is there a way to counteract it?" Kara asks.
Lena sighs. "If I'm hypothesizing correctly, I'd bet my life on lead getting the job done."
Kara nods and looks to Alex. "Okay. You got all the rock bagged up then?" Alex nods. "How long until the water supply is back to normal?"
"A week? Maybe two. Just don't go drinking the water at mom's house, got it?"
"I'll stick to bottled," Kara smirks.
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As they’re flying to Eliza's later that night, Kara notices her old high school is bustling with people and everyone is gussied up. She gasps loudly in Lena’s ear. “Lena, look!”
“What?”
“It’s prom night!” she slows down and finds a spot behind some bushes for cover. Once grounded she practically beams. “Let’s break in!"
Lena guffaws.
Kara stares at her with a gleaming twinkle in her eyes.
“Are you serious?” She asks incredulously.
Kara nods furiously like a bobble head. “Yeah, totally! I remember you telling me once how you never went to prom, and then I promised you if the opportunity ever arises I’d take you myself. And I'd dance with you.”
“You said no such thing,” Lena states, highly amused.
“Okay, well," Kara visibly flusters, "Maybe I never said that part out loud, but I still thought it in my head. And...I mean it.”
“Kara, that’s very sweet, but look at us,” she gestures between them, “I’m dressed like I’m ready for a board meeting, and you,” she glances around to make sure no one can see or hear them and whispers, “You’re Supergirl.”
Kara looks down and pouts, “Oh. Right.” It doesn’t keep her down for long though, because she speeds away and comes back in a dress before Lena can even blink.
“Wow. Don’t think I’ll ever get used to that,” Lena chuckles. “You didn’t think to grab anything for me?”
The hero frowns while looking Lena up and down with an intense gaze, causing Lena to feel immensely self-conscious. With a finger to her chin Kara says, “I think you look perfect. You’re basically wearing a suit, anyway, just one that probably costs more than anyone in that building can afford.”
Lena raises her eyebrows haughtily.
“Shall we?” Kara holds out her arm.
Lena rolls her eyes fondly, before relaxing, and hooks her arm through the blonde’s. “Alright, MacGyver, how are we doing this?”
“Easy,” Kara shrugs. “I’ll just open the door to the gym with my super strength, and sneak in the back. Piece of cake.”
“Famous last words.”
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“Ha! Told you we could do it!” Kara exclaims as they make their way through the gym, where fairy lights are strewn about everywhere, and the ceiling is decorated with cheesy cotton drapes. Surprisingly, no one even notices the two women, and if they do they don’t care.
“The night is still young,” Lena points out.
“Oh quit being a downer,” Kara teases. As they find a secluded spot in the corner, a slow song starts to play. The lights cast a glow on Lena making her seem ethereal, and Kara gapes in awe.
"You look beautiful, Lena."
"I could say the same for you," she blushes.
“May I have this dance?” Kara playfully bends forward with one hand outstretched.
“You’re such a goober,” Lena laughs and takes her hand.
They slow dance for a while, the heat between them hanging in the air. As soon as Kara thinks about asking Lena the question that's been niggling her for the past few months, she notices a man poking around in the corner of her eye. He makes eye contact with her and begins making his way toward them. Kara panics.
“There’s a man coming our way. What do we do? He’s probably gonna kick us out!”
“Shit, I don’t know! This was your idea!” Lena hisses.
Kara thinks fast and makes a decision. A decision she never thought would happen, here in Midvale, in her high school gymnasium of all places. A decision that will inevitably change their lives forever.
“Do you trust me?”
“With my life,” Lena answers immediately, with a wistful smile plastered on her face.
Kara nods and takes a moment to compose herself. Just a tiny moment. Because they’re kind of running out of time here. Before she can second-guess herself, she takes Lena’s face in her hands and kisses her.
She kisses her like her life depends on it. She’s waited for this moment for so long and it’s finally here. At a high school prom she wasn't even invited to. The thought makes her want to laugh. But she can't, because she's kissing Lena. And Lena is kissing her back with just as much ferocity! It’s funny, she never imagined she’d be back here, years later, with the prettiest woman in the universe at her side, yet that’s what was in the cards for her.
When what feels like minutes of absolute heaven go by, Kara pulls back slightly, breathing heavy. She slowly opens her eyes and whispers, “Do you think it worked?”
“Excuse me?”
The voice startles them from their little bubble and makes the women jump apart in surprise.
"Gosh, you scared the crap outta me," Kara shudders, clutching at her heart. She gathers her wits and when she sees the man, realization slowly dawns on her. "Kenny?"
The man, presumably Kenny, frowns. "I'm sorry, do we know each other?"
"It's Kara. Kara Danvers!" she smiles with hesitancy. The gears in Kenny's head start turning and he puts his hands on his head in utter bewilderment.
"Kara!"
Being the tactile person she is, Kara envelops him in a bone crushing hug. When they pull back she asks, "What are you doing here?"
"I'm the principal," he replies bashfully. Kenny smirks and tilts his head. "What are you doing here?"
Kara blushes a deep red and clears her throat. "Um, well...I'm just visiting, actually." She adjusts her glasses awkwardly. "You know, see how everyone's doing since I left..."
"And who's this?" Kenny asks, peering behind her, effectively cutting off the inevitable ramble about to happen.
The blonde swallows. "Oh geez, where are my manners?" she bonks herself on the head and turns to Lena. Kara gently pushes her forward by the small of her back, and rests her hand there. "Lena, this is my friend Kenny from high school. Kenny, this is my....Lena..."
Lena chuckles and holds out her hand. “Lena Luthor. Nice to meet you.” His grip is firm when they shake hands.
“Pleasure’s all mine,” he replies.
Kara grins after seeing her former (dead?) best friend meet her current best friend (maybe more?) chat with one another.
She explains why they’re there and that they essentially snuck in.
“I won’t tell a soul. You have my word,” Kenny winks at them. “Keep in touch, yeah?” Kara nods enthusiastically, and gives him one last hug before departing to the other end of the gym, where he sees a student spiking the punch bowl.
"So..." Lena starts, "That's the Kenny you told me about?"
Lena notices Kara's eyes crinkle and one corner of her mouth lifts up, in that cute way it does when she's thinking deeply about something. "Yeah. He died though, in my timeline." She frowns, and her eyes dart around the floor like the cracks and scratches have all the answers. "This whole universe...reset...thing is mind-boggling."
Lena reaches up and rubs softly at Kara's little crinkle with the pad of her thumb. When it disappears, she drops her hand and plays with the blonde's fingers instead. "Nothing's ever easy in our lives, is it?"
Kara hums an affirmation in response.
"You can tell me about it, if you'd like," Lena offers.
"That'd be nice," Kara smiles, then like a flip of a switch she's throwing her a flirty smirk. "But not right now," she joins their other hands together and pushes them forward and back, as if they're on the cusp of telling each other exciting news.
"No?" Lena plays along.
"Nope," she raises their hands up so Lena's rest on her shoulders, and Kara pulls her forward by the waist. "I was kinda hoping we could talk about that kiss."
"Mhmm, I was wondering if you were gonna bring that up," she inches closer so her forehead touches Kara's, and she encircles her arms around her neck, the distance between them practically nonexistent.
"I should've asked," she connects her hands on the other woman's back.
Lena shakes her head, the action causing their noses to bump. "You never have to ask to kiss me." Before Kara can properly respond, Lena connects their lips together again, shutting her up in the best way possible.
They still have a lot of things to figure out, a lot of demons to fight-both literally and figuratively-but Lena relishes in the thought that at least she has Kara.
At least they're doing it together.
After all, it is their life motto: stronger together.
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inkandpen22 · 4 years
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Somewhere (9/?)
Pairing: Sirius Black x Female!Reader  
Warnings: swearing 
Word Count: 1.6k
Part Summary: Almost a year has passed since Sirius and Y/N have seen one another. Things get interesting when Y/N runs into an old friend. 
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1 year and 5 months later... 
As I walk down the sidewalk, I blast the new Elton John album on my Walkman. I just finished with classes for the day and am heading back to my apartment. Staying in London was the best decision I ever made. I've found myself while living independently in the city. I, of course, still talk to my brother and Lauren, except now I have more freedom. I have my own friends, a casual thing going with a guy, I'm doing well in school. I'm really thriving. 
I move to cross the street as I bop my head to some Elton. Then, I suddenly feel someone yank on my arm to pull me back to the sidewalk. 
"Hey!" A voice echoes over my music. 
I stumble back onto the platform with a huff. "What the actual hell?!" I snap as I yank down my headphones. 
"You nearly got hit by a car, you should be thanking me!" A male voice argues behind me. 
"Gee, thanks for nearly dislocating my arm!" I sass as I whip my head around to meet my "savior."
When my eyes land on the familiar pair of glasses my heart sinks. The eyes behind them grow wide with amazement. 
“Y/N?” James mumbles my name in breathless astonishment. 
“James?” I stutter, sounding a tad too shocked. I hope he doesn't notice. 
“W...Wow!" He grins ear to ear and takes in my appearance. "I... how have you been?!”
For a time, I forgot we even lived on the same planet. The time in my life when he was a part of it feels so long ago, almost two years now. 
 “I’m... uh... I'm well," I laugh nervously. "How are you? How’s Lily?” 
“She’s good! I’m good!” He gushes like a giddy schoolboy. 
I'm glad they're well. They cross my mind from time to time and I still worry for them. Even in the human world, it's clear that things aren't right. Most don't know it, but I know that the strange occurrences lately must be because of Voldemort. If I can see some of the damage leaking over into the human world, I can't imagine what his world must be like now. 
“Oh my goodness, you must’ve had the baby!" I recall suddenly. "How is the little thing?” 
“He’s incredible! Yeah, we named him Harry," James tells me, enthused. 
“That’s a lovely name!” I compliment. 
“Harry James Potter,” he describes further. 
I giggle, James would name his child after himself. “Of course you did," I tease. 
“I wanted it to be Harry Sirius but Lily refused," he playfully rolls his eyes, but then his features shift with worry. “I’m sorry I didn't mean to-“ 
Oh... Sirius. 
“Oh don’t be silly, it’s fine!" I assure him. "You can mention Sirius.” 
It would be impossible to ask James to not mention his best friend with me around. He adores Sirius. James nods briefly and rocks on his heels anxiously. There's a prolonged pause between us before he speaks again. 
“He was a mess after you left," he tells me, melancholy. 
“And now?” I inquire, my curiosity getting the best of me. 
“He’s... settled. Well, as settled as Sirius can be," he chuckles lightly. 
“I didn’t want to leave," I tell James honestly. "He pushed and gave way. Is he-“ 
“No, no he’s not seeing anyone," he guesses my question correctly. He could hide that smug smirk though. 
"You should come by to the house sometime," James offers. "To see Harry! You know, we still call you his godmother." 
His words leave me stunned. After all this time, they still consider me Harry's godmother? After everything last year? 
"You're kidding," I mutter. 
The boy shakes his head as he releases a hint of a snicker. "Just because you and Sirius didn't work out doesn't mean Lily and I stopped considering you a friend. Well, it was more Lily," he winks jokingly. 
I giggle, after all this time, James and I still have this frienemies trend going. It was kind of him though to still consider me Harry's godmother. 
"I'd love to," I accept his offer. 
Perhaps it would do me some good to see Lily and Harry. James is right, even though Sirius and I didn't work out I still consider the Potters my friends. 
"I'll send you a letter tomorrow with the address. Lily will be ecstatic!" He suggests, leaning in for a quick hug. "I hate to hurry off, but I have to return home before Harry wakes from his nap." 
I give James a genuine hug and after a few extra seconds, I comprehend that our hug is a bit longer than usual. I suppose he has missed him as much as I missed them. When we part, he gives the outside of my arms a light squeezes and expresses a weak smile. 
"I'm so glad we ran into each other, Y/N," he tells me. 
"Me too, James," I smile. 
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I arrive at the address James gave me at seven sharp. The brown, cottage-like home, is very Lily and James. The neighborhood is perfect for a young boy to grow up in. The streets are dimly lit as I step out of my car. Approaching the front door, the brisk night air of fall sends a chill down my spine. I give the door a knock and almost immediately James opens the door. 
"Who is it?" Lily calls from within the house. 
"Ms. Bagshot!" James lies and pulls me inside. "She doesn't know you're coming," he whispers to me giddily. 
"Is it alright that I'm here?" I double-check. I don't want to startle poor Lily. 
"Oh of course! She'll be so happy when she sees you," he assures me. "You can join her in the kitchen! She's with Harry and finishing up dinner." He takes my coat and hangs it on the hook behind me. 
I move down the hall with James, but before we can make it to the kitchen someone else knocks at the door. Based on James's bewildered expression, he wasn't excepting anyone else. My heart sinks, this can't be good. 
"Is that old Bathilda again?" Lily calls from the kitchen and I hear a little Harry giggle through the door. 
James looks at me and quietly lifts his finger in front of his lips. I nod in agreement as he slowly moves toward the door and pulls his wand from his back pocket. 
"Yes, probably Darling!" He shouts to Lily so she doesn't worry. 
I linger down the hall by the kitchen, too afraid to move an inch. James glances back at me once he has his hand around the doorknob again. He releases a deep, anxious, sigh and builds up the courage to open it. Right, when he does, the swinging door to the kitchen opens and Lily reveals herself. 
"What is taking so long out here?" She questions James, not noticing me beside her right away. 
When she does notice me, she jumps up and down with joy. The wind gets knocked out of me briefly as Lily yanks me into a tight embrace. "Oh my goodness! Y/N, what are you doing here?! This is such a lovely surprise! I can't even-" 
A commotion from the front door causes steals Lily and my's attention away from each other. James's laughter and banter with someone else fill the air. When I glance toward the door, my heart really sinks, along with my jaw to the floor. My eyes meet an all too familiar black pair. 
I gasp, "Holy-" 
"Fuck," Sirius curses. 
I always wondered what this moment would be like, what it would be like to see Sirius again. I had hoped one day I would see him again, to see how he's doing. I never imagined it would be tonight. I imagined it years down the road, when we're old, grown, and have lived separate lives. 
James switches his gazes between Sirius and me like he's watching a tennis match. Then, he addresses his wife. "What did-" 
"I invited Sirius over for dinner!" She explains.  
"I invited Y/N!" James points out a matter-of-factly. 
"Well, you didn't tell me you invited Y/N!" Lily defends. 
"You didn't tell me you invited Sirius!" James argues. 
"He's here every other day! I didn't think it mattered!" Lily mentions a fair point. 
Unfazed, Sirius and I approach one another, meeting halfway in the middle of the entry hall. 
"Hi," I mutter. 
"Hi," he whispers. 
"How have-" We say in unison, causing both of us to laugh. 
"No, you first!" We speak together again. 
"No, I insist-" We do it a third time. 
After almost two years we still manage to think so in sync. Sirius and I chuckle lightly together, shaking our heads at the silly moment. 
"I've been decent..." I answer after a moment's pause. 
"Me too..." Sirius nods. "You look great," he compliments with a nervous nod. 
"You too," I return the compliment anxiously. 
"Still in school?" He questions. 
So, we're doing small talk now? 
"Yeah, but I got my own place," I describe civilly. 
"Wow," Sirius raises his brows. "That's... that's really great!" 
"Yeah, I like it a lot!" I mirror his enthusiasm. 
"Still studying business?" He inquires. 
"No actually, I switched to international affairs so I work in the magical-human relations department like my brother," I explain, finding it easy to talk to him still. "I hope to improve the system. I think Parliament should do more to help the Ministry of Magic with the war." 
"I always knew you'd do great things," he charms, offering me one of his perfect smirks. 
James appears beside us out of my peripheral vision. "Hi, could we possibly get started on dinner?" 
"Come on, Honey. Let's give them a moment to catch up," Lily smirks as she locks arms with her husband and starts ushering him away into the kitchen. 
"Shall we?" Sirius gestures to the empty family room behind me. 
"I'd love to," I smile. 
Sirius grins as he presses his palm to my lower back and leads me into the family room to catch up. 
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baepsaesbae · 4 years
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Heal Me, Kill Me Ch.2
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Pairing— Kim Taehyung x reader
Genre— Vampire!Taehyung x Vampire Hunter!reader, ANGST, mild smut +18, comedy (i tried), fluff in this chapter
Warnings— Oral (m receiving), good ol making out
Word Count— 7.5k
Summary— You’re one of the best vampire hunters in the world. That’s to be expected when your parents are the best of the best. Your life had solely revolved around ruthlessly killing vampires. You were essentially a cold blooded machine. However, things take a turn once you meet Kim Taehyung, your latest target.
A/N— Huge shoutout to @dee-ehn for this beautiful banner! I hope you guys enjoy this chapter, please let me know what you think! Things are starting to get spicy~
You’ve never looked forward to a day of work more than today. Happily making your way to the shop, you found yourself daydreaming about Taehyung. He seemed to be slowly warming up to you throughout the course of yesterday. Maybe he’ll trust you enough to...to what?
Normally you’d automatically kill your targets as soon as you’d earn their trust (but maybe after indulging in some promiscuous activities). But this time around, your mind didn’t go there. You genuinely wanted him to trust you. Why? You had no clue.
You shook the question away. You’ll deal with that problem when you get there. For now, you’ll just take it one step at a time. The first step is officially gaining Taehyung’s trust. 
Humming as you unlocked the front door, you’re unaware of the clouds looming overhead. You prep the store for customers (which you rarely get). The stack of orders had been cut in half thanks to Taehyung’s help. Maybe you could get through all of them together by the end of the day.
Yoongi was right. This alibi was a lot easier and surprisingly, a lot more fun to use. It was more freeing. It gave you the illusion of a normal life. 
  The door chimed.
“Welcome in!” you greeted.
“Good morning, ___,” Taehyung returned your greeting.
“Taehyung! You came!” you beamed.
“I said I would. I always keep my word,” a small smile cracked onto Taehyung’s usually stoic face.
“You think we can finish all of these today?” you waved the orders in his face.
“If you don’t slow me down, definitely,” Taehyung nodded.
“Excuse me? How dare you!” you feigned being upset.
“Oh, I was trying to joke with you. Did I upset you?” Taehyung’s smile disappeared, his eyebrows furrowing with concern.
“Oh my gosh, I know! I was playing along with you, silly boy,” you laughed. 
“Ah, now I’m embarrassed. Truth be told, I don’t get out much. I’m sure you can tell,” Taehyung took the orders from you.
“Honestly, me too. I don’t have any friends,” you confessed.
Why was it so easy to talk to Taehyung? Never in a million years would you divulge any personal details, and yet here you were. 
“Really?” Taehyung seemed surprised, “You seem like the type of person to befriend anything that breathes.”
“Are you teasing me again?” you asked as you gathered the flowers for the first bouquet of the day.
“No, I meant it as a compliment. After all, you managed to get me out of my house. That’s an impressive feat,” Taehyung took the flowers from you. 
“Is it? I wouldn’t know. Because apparently I ‘don’t know you’. But thanks, I guess?” you watched him expertly arrange the flowers in a decadent vase.
“Let’s change that then. Let’s see how much we can learn about each other in one day,” Taehyung stopped what he’s doing to look at you. 
There it goes. Your heart skips a beat again. The kindness in his eyes did something to you that you couldn’t explain. You know you have to lie. Everything you tell him has to be a lie. You knew that. And yet.
“Sure, let’s do it. I’ll start. I’m a dog person. I love dogs!” you smiled. 
Ok, that’s not a lie, but it’s also not important. No harm done. 
“Me too! Ok, off to a good start. What’s your favorite breed?” Taehyung asked excitedly.
That was the start of a never ending conversation. You haven’t had a genuine conversation in ages. Granted, it was all surface level topics, but that didn’t make it any less special. Time flew by as each bouquet was completed. It was nightfall before you knew it.
“We did it!” you exclaimed.
All of the orders had been completed. Once again, vases were scattered all around the shop. You sank down and sat against the counter. It had been a long day. 
Taehyung followed suit, sinking down beside you. He was only a few inches away, yet part of you wished he had sat closer.
“Indeed. And we did it together,” Taehyung smiled at you. 
“Thanks, Taehyung,” you extend your hand towards him.
Taehyung formally shakes it. You sat in silence for a few moments.
“I guess you don’t need me to come by anymore, huh? Now that all of the orders have been completed?” Taehyung asked quietly.
“You’re always welcome here,” you paused for a brief moment, “Hey, how well do you think we know each other now?” you scoot closer to him.
“I’d say that you probably know me better than anyone else by now. No one else knows that I tried to play the saxophone. Thank god, I was terrible at it,” he chuckled, also scooting closer to you. 
“I’ll carry that to my grave, I swear. No one else knows that I love kpop. And it better stay that way,” you playfully glared at him.
“I wouldn’t dare do anything to anger you. I don’t think I’d be able to handle your bad side,” Taehyung patted your head.
His soft gesture made you smile. He was so close to you, your knees were practically touching. You lean closer to him. He leans in ever so slowly. Instead of meeting you in the middle, he gently kisses your forehead. His cold lips left a lasting impression. 
“You’re too sweet, ___. I don’t want to hurt you,” he whispered.
“Why would you hurt me?” you looked at him with doe eyes.
“I can’t really explain. I just...don’t want to see you get hurt,” he stroked your cheek. 
“I don’t think anyone can hurt me while you’re around,” you replied. 
That was a beautiful answer, one that would make any vampire fall prey to your fake innocence. Usually, you’d say anything to make them fall for your clutches. This time, you even had yourself falling for your own lie. You felt safe next to Taehyung, as if you were meant to be by his side.
“Well then, ___, if you’re so sure about that,” he said as he stood up, “Will you go on a date with me?” 
“I would be a fool to say no,” you answered as he helped you up.
You loaded up the cart with the last of the bouquet orders. It was a joyful walk to and from the post office. The night sky was speckled with stars. The air was fresh and crisp. You found yourself skipping alongside Taehyung as he effortlessly pulled the heavy cart.
“May I pick you up for our date tomorrow?” he asked, as you both stood in front of the flower shop. 
“Tomorrow? We’re moving pretty quickly,” you observed.
“I’m sorry, am I being too forward? I can wait, I didn’t mean to make you uncomfortable,” Taehyung took your hand.
“No! You’re fine, Taehyung. You’re such a sweetheart. I’m joking, silly. Yes, tomorrow is perfect. It’s supposed to still be all rainy and gross right?” you laced your fingers between his.
“Yes, it’s like that practically year round here. That’s why I like this place. Can I have your address?” 
“Of course, I can text it to you.”
“I don’t have a phone.”
“Dude, what? It’s the 21st century.”
“I don’t like technology. I suppose you can call me old fashioned.”
“You must be. Old man,” you chuckled as you wrote down your address on a piece of paper. 
“I’m not that old,” Taehyung said defensively.
“Oh, c’mon. I guess a couple hundred years isn’t that old,” you say. 
“W-what?” Taehyung’s eyes widened.
“Joking! Taehyung, you’re too uptight,” you playfully nudged him. 
“Ah, aha ha yes. Good one,” Taehyung forced a nervous laugh. 
“I’ll see you tomorrow, goodnight!” you say.
“Goodnight, ___. I’ll see you on the morrow,” Taehyung bowed. 
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You’re still ecstatic by the time you get back to the cottage. You’re going on a date! A real life date! I mean, sure, it’s with the person you’re supposed to assassinate, but that part can wait. You haven’t been on a date since...well never. You’d grown accustomed to charming but empty flirtations and one night stands. This time, it actually felt genuine. 
Part of you is beyond excited at the prospect of a real date, but a different part of you is begging you to stop. That part of you wants you to get this over with as soon as possible. Getting too connected with your target will only cause problems later on, you know that. 
‘I can let myself have a little fun. I deserve that much,’ you try to tell yourself. 
A phone call interrupted your thoughts. 
“Hello?” you answered.
“How’d it go? Did you kill him yet? Why haven’t you called?” Yoongi immediately bombarded you with questions. 
“Yoongi, slow down. Today was fine. No, I haven’t killed him yet. I just got back. Also, check in calls are to be made BY the hunter once or twice a week. I’ve talked to you two days in a row this week,” you say, audibly annoyed.
“This mission is different. Your target is extremely dangerous. Do you want me to send in reinforcements?”
“No, I can handle this on my own. I think it’ll take some time to gain Taehyung’s trust.”
“Who?”
“Taehyung. My target’s name.”
“You know that probably a fake name, right?”
“I know, I know. I’m just giving you a heads up that I may be here a while,” you sighed.
Honestly, you felt certain that his real name was Kim Taehyung. You felt certain that everything he’s told you so far is the truth. You’d acquired the useful skill of correctly sensing when someone was lying (many many years of training), but you saw no such signs with Taehyung.
“I appreciate that, I guess. Call me with every update. When are you seeing the target again? Why didn’t you kill him today?” Yoongi pressed more questions.
“I don’t know when I’m seeing him next. We finished all of the orders today, but I told him he’s always welcome in the shop. I’ll be waiting on him to pop by,” you lied, “I couldn’t kill him today because he still never let his guard down,” another lie.
“This guy sounds tricky as hell. I’m surprised he hasn’t tried to seduce you yet. Or is there something you’re not telling me?” Yoongi’s voice raised with suspicion.
“No, this guy is incredibly aloof for a vampire. It’s gonna be a challenge to get him to trust me, but I can do it,” you reassured him.
“Alright. I’ll believe you for now. Don’t hesitate to call. Bye,” Yoongi hung up.
He must really be worried. He never says ‘bye’. He usually just abruptly hangs up. 
You couldn’t bring yourself to tell Yoongi the truth. He would have admonished you for not finishing the job quickly. Suddenly, you began to second guess yourself. Should you go on a date with him? Maybe you should just surprise attack him as soon as he knocks on your door. 
You shook your head. This was stupid. Yoongi was stupid for making you worry. You have everything under control. You might as well enjoy the job while you can. The most important thing to remember is to NOT catch feelings, and you know that. You won’t. You can’t afford to.
You slept in the next morning. Since all the orders had been completed, there was no need to visit the shop. You naturally woke up when the sunlight shone through the blinds, slightly illuminating the room. 
Sitting at your breakfast table with a coffee in one hand and a bagel in the other, you realized that Taehyung never told you when he’d come pick you up. You’d normally assume that he’d pick you up in the evening, but you never know with Taehyung.
You hop into the shower after eating. Getting ready early never hurt anyone. You skim through your closet after you finish showering. You’ve never worn anything cute for a date before. Technically, you could call all your clubbing and partying outfits ‘cute’, but that’s more of a promiscuous cute, not a first date cute.
You try out a style that you’ve always wanted to wear, but never had the opportunity to. You pair an oversized sweater with a simple but flowy skirt. After applying some light makeup, you genuinely felt cute. You twirled in front of your mirror. 
It was early afternoon by the time you finished getting ready. As if by magic, there was a knock on the door as soon as you put on your last accessory. 
‘Hi Taehyung!” you greeted him.
“Good day, ___,” he politely greeted back.
The early morning sun retreated behind dark clouds by the time the afternoon came by. Taehyung held an umbrella over his head as he stood on your doorstep.
“Come in! I just finished getting ready. I actually had no idea what time you’d arrive,” you ushered him in.
“I realized I never told you by the time I got back to my house. I felt so foolish,” Taehyung blushed, “But it seems like I had the perfect timing.”
“Mhm, we must be connected by fate or something,” you giggled. 
“Do you believe in fate?” Taehyung asked, awkwardly standing just inside the threshold of your cottage. 
“Sure, I guess. Life is more fun when you believe in things like that,” you replied, taking his hand to lead him into the living room, “Make yourself at home.”
“Thank you. What do you mean by ‘things like that’?” Taehyung asked after sitting down. 
“Things like fate? Uh, I guess other supernatural things? Would that fall in the supernatural category?” you didn’t know how to answer.
“Most people think of demons or ghosts when they hear the word ‘supernatural’,” Taehyung answered.
“Ok, then maybe it’s some sort of omnipresent power. Who knows. Either way, life is easier if you believe in more things than the shit you can see,” you shrugged.
“Do you believe in supernatural things too?” he asked quietly.
“Like demons or ghosts?” you sat down beside him.
“Sure. Maybe even monsters too. Like werewolves or vampires,” he cast his gaze to the floor. 
“Werewolves or vampires? I don’t think those exist, silly. Or if they do, I’ve never met one,” you laugh.
What was he trying to do? Vampires never expose their true identities until their prey is on death’s doorstep. Is he about to attack?
Your body clenches up. You’re unarmed at the moment. The closest weapon to you is in your room, which is more than 15 feet away. If he attacks you right now, you’re dead. How could you be so stupid? You can’t believe that you let your guard down. 
“Hopefully you never meet one then, if they do exist. I’m sure they’re quite scary,” Taehyung nodded, interrupting your thoughts, “I wanted to take you on a picnic, but the storm outside says otherwise. I brought the food too. Would you like to eat it here?”
“A picnic? Aw, that would have been so cute. Sure, we can eat here. Do you wanna watch a movie while we eat?”
“We can watch a movie after we eat, if that’s okay with you. Again, I’m kind of old school, I guess. I apologize for not being able to take you on a proper date,” he frowned.
You set up your breakfast table as Taehyung retrieved the food. He came back with a stereotypical wicker basket. God, a picnic date would have put you over the moon.
“I made hamburgers. I brought the add ons since I don’t know what you like on them,” he brought out the food, “I also brought fruit and a bottle of wine. Do you drink?”
“I drink occasionally. This all looks incredible. You cook?” you gawked at all the food.
“Occasionally. I grew these fruits myself,” Taehyung looked rather proud of himself as he showed off his strawberries.
He picked one and brought it up to your face to let you examine it. It was a rather small strawberry, but it was as red as a cardinal. You reach forward to bite it, your lips grazing Taehyung’s fingers.
Taehyung let out a small gasp of surprise at your intimate gesture. Whether you were flirting or just being adorable, he couldn’t decipher. He hasn’t felt anything for anyone in centuries. Of every human he has encountered, you were by far the most intriguing.
“This is the sweetest strawberry I’ve ever had!” you cheered as your face contorted when the sugariness set in.
Taehyung laughed at you as he ate one himself, “I’m happy you like them. Please, help yourself to as many as you’d like. Eating them all by myself has been quite lonely.”
The table was finally set, and the meal was laid out beautifully. Taehyung reached out for hamburger buns when you smacked his hand away.
“Did I forget something--” he started to question.
“Phone eats first,” you explained, whipping out your phone to take pictures.
Once you were satisfied with your food photoshoot, you gestured for Taehyung to take his food. He shook his head disapprovingly at you but silently began making his burger. 
The medium rare patty was juicy (just the way you like it), and the vegetables tasted as if they had just been picked that morning. Taehyung watched you as you ate, hoping his food was enough to please you.
“How is it? Is everything to your liking? Is the meat too raw?” he asked in a rapid fire succession when he could no longer contain himself.
“Taehyung, this is honestly the best meal I’ve ever had. Everything seems so fresh! And the meat???” you pantomimed a chef’s kiss.
“Thank goodness,” Taehyung let out a long exhale as a wave of relief washed over him, “Would you like a glass of wine?”
“Maybe later,” you replied as you made your second burger.
“Okay. Just know that this pairs exquisitely with the burgers,” Taehyung said, already making his fourth one.
“Wine and burgers? That’s an odd pairing,” you raise an eyebrow at him.
“How would you know? You haven’t even tried it yet,” Taehyung scoffed.
Was he teasing you? Joking around with him felt so natural. You could get used to every meal being like this.
‘Wait. No. Don’t be so naive’, you scolded yourself.
“Ok fine! Pour me a glass so I can see for myself,” you rolled your eyes.
“I really only asked because I wanted to open the bottle already,” Taehyung grinned. 
With a now empty bottle and full stomachs, the two of you happily conversed across the table. Your laughs were genuine whenever Taehyung said something outlandish (which he often did). His gaze on you was nothing but fond as he examined your delicate features. Everything about you was alluring, and he could not figure out why.
“Let’s watch a movie,” you suggested, already getting out of your seat.
“We can watch whatever you want,” Taehyung smiled as you took him by the hand to lead him to the couch.
“We can scroll through Netflix to see what they have. You cold?” you asked.
“Technically I’m always cold,” Taehyung answers quickly, but then rushes to add, “Because it’s always a little chilly here.”
“Sure, okay. Well, I’m cold so I’m gonna use this blanket,” you dropped down beside him.
Taehyung awkwardly shifted to give you more room. You scooted even closer to him. Again, he tried to scoot away to give you some space.
“Taehyung.”
“Yes?”
“Would you like to cuddle with me under the blanket? Body warmth goes a long way,” you offered bluntly.
“I...would that be okay with you?” Taehyung shyly glanced at you.
“I asked, so yes of course it would be okay, silly,” you threw the blanket over him.
You snuggled up beside him as you scrolled through Netflix. At first, Taehyung was extremely tense. Over time, you felt him begin to relax, and he even began to lean into you. Eventually, you got him to wrap his arm around you. You could feel the coolness of his skin even through his sweater, but that’s to be expected. In all honesty, you forgot what he was for a little bit. 
Now would be the perfect time to end it all. He has let his guard down, his eyes glued to the TV screen. You glanced at him, admiring his side profile. There was no way a mere human could look that handsome. His lips moved slightly as he read the movie titles to himself. He realized you were watching him, and returned your gaze.
“Can I help you, ___?” he asked quietly.
“Possibly, if you’d like,” you whispered back.
“I would help you with anything, my dear ___,” Taehyung replied.
“Kiss me?” you say just inches away from his lips.
Taehyung obliged, bringing his hand to your cheek to guide you to him. His icy thumb trailed along your cheek down to your lips. You hesitated, looking at him with doe eyes. Not once have you ever felt nervous about kissing someone. It never mattered. But here, with him, everything was different. 
Taehyung leaned in, pressing his plush lips against yours. You embraced the coolness of his lips as it somehow felt refreshing. You finally dove in headfirst, greeting his gentle kiss with your own. Soon, the gentleness became harsher as you kissed him deeper.
Now straddling his lap, the prospect of movie watching had been forgotten. The blanket was tossed aside as Taehyung’s hands began to roam across your back. 
Your tongues intertwined wherever they met, be it in his mouth or yours. You pulled back slightly so you could remove your shirt before Taehyung stopped you.
“What’s wrong?” you asked.
“There will be plenty of time for that later. For now, will you let me kiss those lips that I have foolishly been missing for all my life?” Taehyung softly requested, running his hand through your hair.
There was nothing you could say to express what you felt in that moment. Never before has anyone wooed you like this. You granted his request by pulling him into you. Every act of intimacy felt so personal. Almost as if there was a real connection.
After more kissing, you sank back to lay beside Taehyung. This time, you sprawled out on the couch and rested your head on his lap. Taehyung smiled down at you as he stroked your hair. 
“On a scale of 1-10, how was this date?” he asked.
“Solid 9.”
“Why not a 10?”
“You didn’t want to see me with my shirt off.”
“What! It’s not like I don’t want to! Pardon my vulgarity, but I want to see you with everything off.”
“Then why didn’t you let me strip?” you were genuinely curious.
“I don’t want to rush you. I don’t want to make you do anything you don’t want to do,” he started twirling your hair between his fingers. 
“I was obviously wanting to take my shirt off,” you giggled. He starts to open his mouth to reply but you cut him off, “But thank you. I really appreciate that, Taehyung. You really are such a gentleman.”
“I try to be, anyway,” he said.
“What do you want to do for our next date?” you inquire.
“Next date? Don’t you think we’re moving too fast?” Taehyung teased you, “Would you like to take a walk around my estate?”
“You’re taking me on a walk? Am I a dog to you?” you feign being offended, but now Taehyung understands when you’re being playful.
“If you were a dog you’d be a cute little pomeranian. Adorable and tiny. All bark and no bite,” Taehyung boops your nose.
“If you were a dog you’d be a chihuahua. Annoying,” you quickly retorted.
“Not true. I feel like I’m more dignified, like a Great Dane or a Doberman,” Taehyung shook his head.
“Sure thing, silly. A walk actually sounds relaxing. As long as you can promise me that it won’t be raining, I’d love to go on a walk with you,” you finally answered him. 
“The storm should clear up in three days. Can I come pick you up then?”
“I can drive myself.”
“But I want to pick you up.”
“Why?”
“To be chivalrous. But also so that I can see you sooner,” Taehyung looked away in embarrassment.
“Aw, are you gonna miss me?” you teased.
“Maybe, maybe not,” Taehyung teased back.
You repositioned yourself back to straddling his lap. You hugged him, wrapping your arms around him like a koala. He chuckled and hugged you back as he thought about how adorable you were.
This seemingly innocent gesture had not so innocent motives. You began to rub yourself against his groin. Your panties were beginning to soak under your skirt. Taehyung didn’t protest. Instead, you heard him breathing in deeply as you rubbed against him harder.
“What do you think you’re doing?” he asked in a tone you haven’t heard before.
“Giving you a reason to miss me,” you answered.
Your hand snaked between your thighs to tease his clothed erection. He sighed as you took hold of him. You felt him up through his pants, and you pleasantly figured out that he’s well endowed. Just the thought of him fucking you with his huge cock made your mouth water. 
“Can I make you feel good?” you seductively whispered into his ear.
“You can do whatever you want with me, I’m all yours,” he replied.
You get off, and kneel before him. You asked him to remove his pants and underwear as you tied up your hair. He obediently followed your request. 
Your eyes widened as his cock was revealed. Just like you thought, its impressive length was matched by its delectable girth. It even curved down slightly, which for some reason turned you on even more. 
You pumped him slowly as you admired his dick. Soon, you began to tease him by swirling your tongue around his tip. Taehyung groaned and clutched your ponytail. You looked up at him to see that his eyes were shut and his mouth was wide open.
You licked up his length while you fondled his balls. Taehyung tightened his grip on your ponytail, urging you to stop teasing him. Finally, you wrapped your lips around him as you began to suck him off. The wet sounds echoed around the room. You started your pace off slowly, but gradually picked up. Your hands followed your lips as you bounced up and down. You gagged every time he hit the back of your throat. Feeling the walls of your throat spasm around him caused Taehyung to moan even louder. Tears welled in your eyes as he held himself inside your mouth longer.
In an attempt to let yourself breathe, you went back to swirling around his tip. His dick was now covered in your saliva, so you firmly pumped him while you worked on his tip.
“K-keep going. Just like that. I’m gonna--” Taehyung didn’t finish his sentence before cumming in your mouth. 
His cum was surprisingly hot as it exploded into your mouth and dribbled down your chin. 
“How was that?” you asked as you wiped away his cum with the back of your hand.
Taehyung was slouching against the couch, still panting. He pulled you back onto his lap before answering, “I had a reason to miss you before, but now I’ll miss you even more.”
“Oh? What was your reasoning before?” you cooed.
“I believe I have formulated a crush on you,” he kissed the top of your head.
“Damn, that sucks,” you shrugged, “Sucks that I have a crush on you too.”
“___,” Taehyung said softly.
“Yes?” you gazed up at him.
“Will you be my girlfriend? I know we haven’t known each other long but--”
“Yes. I’d be honored to be your girlfriend,” you embraced him, “You still wanna watch a movie?”
“Sure, my darling. Let’s do that,” Taehyung squeezed you, almost a little too tight, but you didn’t mind.
“Moana!” you exclaimed as you stumbled upon it.
“Isn’t this a children’s movie?” Taehyung said in protest.
“Yes. It’s also great. Judging by your reaction, you’ve never seen it before so we’re gonna change that,” you clicked on the movie and instantly threw away the remote.
The rest of the day was spent watching Moana. Taehyung was amused by how you knew each song and sang along with the movie. He wouldn’t admit it, but he enjoyed the movie. It was beautifully animated and he appreciated the deep meanings behind it.
You walked Taehyung to the door after the movie ended. He tenderly kissed your cheek as you hugged him goodbye.
“So, I’ll come pick you up in three days time?” Taehyung wanted to clarify.
“No, I’m driving myself over to your place,” you stood your ground.
“As you like,” Taehyung pouted. He’s never done that before. Seeing his cute little puppy eyes almost made you change your mind. You ushered him out before you could do so.
You watched him drive into the distance as the rain poured. It had been storming all day. You couldn’t contain how giddy Taehyung made you feel. You had a boyfriend! Your very first boyfriend, and he was practically a god.
Well, he was a vampire. That you were sent to exterminate. 
Your heart deflated at the thought. How could you be so stupid? You got so caught up in the act that you actually let yourself get carried away. 
However, this didn’t feel like an act anymore. If anything, Taehyung knows more about you than anyone else in the world. 
What if...you just never went back to the VEC? Maybe you could convince Taehyung to run away with you. 
No, that would be impossible. The VEC had eyes everywhere, and were capable of anything. For the first time in your life, you didn’t want to kill someone. Your perpetual anger at the world dispelled itself whenever you were with Taehyung. 
Instead of calling Yoongi, you decided to text him.
[7:36pm] Still alive. This job is gonna be a long one, but I got it handled. I won’t reach out again until the job is done.
[7:36pm from Yoongles] K
Perfect. That should keep Yoongi off of your ass for a while. At least a month. 
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The days that you didn’t see Taehyung felt like an eternity. You went to the shop to keep up appearances, but just watched anime on your laptop the whole time. 
The elderly couple from before showed up at the shop again. You contently watched them admire the flowers as they walked hand in hand. They brought up the same arrangement of flowers as last time. 
“You look different today, dear,” the woman observed.
“Oh yeah? How so, ma’am?” you smiled politely.
“Oh, you’re right dear! She seems happier somehow, the air about her is lighter,” the man nodded in agreement.
“Perhaps now she’s in love. At the very least, there’s someone she’s thinking about right now. Good for you dear! I hope it all works out,” the woman patted your hand as you handed the flowers back over to her. You simply laughed with them as they exited the shop, but your smile dropped as soon as they were out of sight. Their words resonated with you. You’re not in love. That’s absurd. However, you can't deny your fat crush on Taehyung. It’ll subside once you dispose of him. At least, that’s what you think to reassure yourself. 
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The day of your second date with Taehyung had arrived. It was weird not being able to text or call him. All your previous assignments that took more time loved sexting you. Taehyung was by far your most peculiar case.
The rainfall had finally subsided as you drove over to Taehyung’s estate. The jewelry you wore was crafted to hold small amounts of holy water, perfect for poisoning a vampire’s food. You dabbled in the art of poison in your free time, and managed to develop a toxin that would instantly immobilize even the strongest of vampires. You kept a vial of that on you at all times. You even equipped your best dagger, hiding it within your clothing.
You took a deep breath as you pulled up to the driveway. Today could be the day. If he gave you an opening, you had to take it. You couldn’t keep lying to yourself. 
‘He doesn’t care about you. He only wants to feed on you,’ You repeated those accusatory thoughts to yourself in the hopes of actually believing in them. 
Taehyung was waiting for you, sitting on the ledge of the rundown fountain. He happily waved at you as you walked up to greet him. 
“___! How are you? How was the drive?” Taehyung kissed your cheeks as soon as you were within reach.
“I’m doing well, how have you been? The drive was uneventful, but I’m sure you’re used to that driving around here,” you giggled at his friendliness.
Taehyung was as stoic as a statue when you first met him. Now, he was a sweet talkative guy with boyish charms. 
“It’s quiet around here. But that’s why I like it. Shall we begin our walk? There are so many things I want to show you!” Taehyung took your hand and tugged you along.
Weaving his icy fingers with yours, you struggled to keep up with his pace. 
“Taehyung! Slow down, we have all day,” you cried out.
“Sorry, my darling. I just haven’t been this excited in a very long time,” Taehyung apologized.
“How long?” you poked.
“Centuries,” he smiled. You knew he wasn’t lying. You giggled to play along with his joke. 
His estate had vast grounds. At first glance, it seemed like the property was overgrown, but you realized you were wrong the further away you ventured. 
Taehyung was following a small trail that looked like it had been worn out through the years. The treeline got thicker as you guys walked along, progressively turning into a forest. Taehyung was talking the whole time. He was spouting facts and stories about the various plants you stumbled across.
‘So it’s not just flowers. He just really loves nature,’ you thought to yourself. 
“Am I boring you? You haven’t said a thing,” Taehyung looked back at you.
“Not at all! I’m learning a lot. I’m intently listening to you, I promise,” you hold out a pinky to him. Taehyung wraps his pinky around yours and continues to lead you down the trail.
“Oh! This is my lake. Do you like to fish?” Taehyung asked as you entered a small clearing.
A dock jutted off of the shoreline of an expansive lake. The lake went on as far as the eye can see. You could barely make out the treeline on the other side. 
“This is your lake? You own the entire thing?” you asked in amazement. 
“It’s all within my property lines, so yes,” Taehyung nodded, “Do you like fishing, dear?”
“Fishing is okay I guess. I prefer to eat the fish,” you answered, “Maybe we could kayak or something here?”
“Noted. I have a small rowboat we can take out to the middle sometime. You can take a nap while I fish,” Taehyung jokes. 
“Sounds like a fine date to me,” you replied.
“Okay! Moving on,” Taehyung (with your pinky still intertwined with his) spun you around and led you back to the trail. 
Next, he led you to his garden. He pointed out his strawberry patch, letting you pick the ripest one. He proudly showed you his vegetables too, ranging from lettuce to cucumbers.
“You have such a great green thumb! Every plant I try to raise dies instantly. Even cacti,” you sighed glumly.
“Aw, it’s okay dear. Perhaps you can help me tend to my garden sometime,” Taehyung pecked your cheek.
“Sounds like another fine date,” you returned his kiss with one of your own.
Taehyung explained that the trail goes around his property in a small loop. He had much more land, however he didn't use it for anything. He explained that he values his privacy, but didn’t expound on it. You already knew the reason why anyway. 
The treeline began to thin out. Soon, you were traversing through a field of tall ferns. Silently walking through the field, you noticed a patch of ferns that had been crushed, almost as if someone sat on them.
Your heart sank. You stopped in your tracks. Your observant eyes saw subtle dark brown spots that littered the patch of squished ferns. This must have been where your parents were found. 
You’d been denying the truth this entire trip. Taehyung really had murdered your parents. The proof was right there. He was nothing more than a vampire. A cold blooded killer with only one motive. It was suddenly getting hard to breathe.
“___? ___?” Taehyung shook your shoulder, snapping you back to reality, “Are you okay? You suddenly stopped walking and spaced out.”
“I’m good! Sorry, I thought I saw something,” you reassured him.
“What did you see?” he asked.
“I thought I saw a rabbit. Then my thoughts wandered to rabbits and I guess I got caught up in it,” you lied. 
“Ah, I understand. I do that all the time,” Taehyung patted your head.
All the warm feelings you had towards him were gone. They were replaced by anger and hatred, the feelings you should have had the whole time. You were going to kill him today. He just needed to put himself in a vulnerable position.
“We’re almost back to the house. Would you like some tea?” Taehyung offered.
“That would be perfect,” you smiled. Perfect indeed. All you had to do was slip in some holy water. His mouth will burn upon impact, giving you the perfect opportunity to swoop in for the kill. 
He led you into his house through the back door. The interior was surprisingly modern with a sleek minimalist style. Despite the exterior looking like it was from the Victorian era, the inside was furnished with simple black furniture to compliment the light grey walls.
“It’s not much,” Taehyung said when he noticed you looking around, “I live alone so there’s no need to make this place feel inviting. Well, at least there was no need.” 
You faked a smile at his comment. 
“Make yourself at home, dear. The dining table is over there. I'll bring the tea when it’s ready,” Taehyung planted a soft kiss against your forehead.
A shiver ran down your spine. The once sweet gesture now felt like a threat. Your leg bounced uncontrollably as you waited for Taehyung to join you. Now is the time. It’s now or never.
He placed an ornate teacup atop a fancy saucer in front of you. You graciously accepted it. 
“This is my favorite flavor, I hope you like it,” Taehyung said as he lifted his cup to you.
You mimicked his action, clinking your cups. Bringing the cup to your lips, you take your first sip. It was sweeter than expected, but the flavor was pleasant overall. 
“Can you guess what flavor it is?” Taehyung asked.
“Something fruity...blackberry?” you answered.
“Close! It’s raspberry. Raspberries tend to be less tart than blackberries,” he explained, “Oh! I have the perfect cake to pair with this too! I’m a bit of a foodie if you hadn’t noticed.”
“All that walking made me hungry so that sounds great,” you replied.
“Wait here, I’ll be right back,” he smiled before departing. 
His drink was left unattended, giving you the opportunity to tamper with it. You debated whether you should put in holy water or your special poison. You decide to go with the holy water, that way you can still talk to him after you restrain him. With a quick push of a hidden button on your ring, a few droplets of holy water fell into Taehyung’s tea. 
Taehyung returned with a small lemon cake, placing it between the saucers. He cut you a slice before serving himself. Eagerly waiting for you to take the first bite, he looked pleased when a smile crept on your face. 
“This is delicious! Where’d you buy it?” you asked.
“I made it myself! I finally perfected it after a bunch of trial and error,” he beamed as he began to eat his slice.
“Let’s toast to this occasion, to celebrate the beginning of a new relationship,” you held out your cup. You’re ready to pounce as soon as he takes a sip. The concealed weapon hidden in your sleeve was prepped and ready to spring out as soon as you attacked.
“A toast to this momentous occasion,” Taehyung held his cup out. It’s nearly time. He paused for a second.
“Can I say something first?” Taehyung lowered his cup.
“Of course, is something wrong?” you tried to conceal the panic in your voice. Had he finally caught on? Your body tensed up as you prepared for a fight.
“Nothing is wrong, dear. I just...I want to get something off my chest,” he took a deep breath, “I had been extremely bored with life for God knows how long. I value my security and seclusion for personal reasons, however I never craved for interactions with anyone. I’ve preferred to be alone for the longest time. Mostly because I don’t want to cause problems for anyone anymore. The last time I interacted with people it ended rather poorly.”
You set your cup down to listen to him, fully engaged in his speech while still being on high alert.
“Everything changed when I met you. I can’t explain it. Normally I would have shooed you away, but something about you made me want to help you. Maybe my interest in flowers got the better of me, who knows? Then, I had the pleasure of getting to know you more when I made the bouquets with you. I can’t tell you the last time I had a genuine conversation with someone. Everything feels so natural with you. I want you to know that I will never hurt you. I will never lie to you. I despise lies above all else. Lastly, I wanted to thank you. Thank you for taking the wrong turn and stumbling into my life. I’m excited to start a new chapter with you, ___.”
You were speechless. Not one word of his was laced with magic. His speech was pure and genuine. How can someone this thoughtful be capable of murdering your parents?
“What happened to the people you last interacted with?” you questioned.
Taehyung flinched at your response. Out of all the things he said, that’s what you chose to respond to? Taehyung shook his apprehension away and chalked it up to your curiosity.
“Many years ago I lost someone I was very fond of. I suppose I never wanted to go through that pain ever again,” he answered solemnly. That’s not what you meant to ask. You were intrigued but needed answers to more pressing matters first.
“So you’ve never interacted with anyone since then?” you pressed the issue.
“Well I had some nuisances bothering me somewhat recently but I don’t think that is important,” Taehyung averted his gaze from you.
“Nuisances? How so?” you expertly concealed your growing rage. 
“They wouldn’t leave me alone after I politely asked them to vacate my property,” he curtly answered.
“Why were they here?” you prodded.
“Does that matter?” Taehyung’s voice rose, causing you to shrink into your chair.
“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to yell. That doesn’t matter anymore. What matters is that we’re together now. We can take on the world together, you and me. I want to give you the world, darling,” Taehyung quickly apologized after seeing that he startled you.
“Thank you, Taehyung. You really are the best gentleman I have ever met. Thanks for loving flowers so much that you ended up talking to me, I guess,” you smiled politely as you lifted your cup.
Now you were conflicted. Surely there was more to the story between him and your parents. You needed answers. Taehyung doesn’t seem to be violent at all. His kindhearted nature made it hard to believe that he was capable of such atrocities. 
“Cheers, darling,” Taehyung clinked your cup.
You watched intently as he brought his cup to his lips. His movements seemed to be happening in slow motion, torturing you. 
“Wait!” you cried out, “Let’s switch cups. For good luck.”
“Huh?” Taehyung lowered his cup in confusion.
“I used to do that with my parents. We’d switch cups at the last minute for good luck,” you lied. Hopefully Taehyung would buy into it.
“Sure. What an interesting notion,” Taehyung observed as he switched cups with you.
“The key is doing it last minute, that way luck won’t escape you,” you admonished yourself for such a shitty explanation. 
“That makes sense,” Taehyung nodded thoughtfully. Thank god he’s a bit odd. 
You drank the cup containing the holy water. You could have easily killed Taehyung today, but you needed to know more about your parent’s death. The VEC wasn’t going to tell you jack shit. Perhaps it was time to go a little rogue. 
Published October 9th, 2020. No editing, copying, translating, or reposting allowed. All Rights Reserved © 2020 Baepsaesbae.
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still living rent-free in my head at all times are Atton and the Jedi Exile...
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It was strange being on a ship like this - small, cozy, meant for shipping cargo instead of armies. Eden's room on the Harbinger had been devoid of any home-like comforts, and while this hunk of junk lacked any finesse, something about the ship’s exposed parts grounded her, settling her nerves. She ran her hand along the vessel’s unfinished walls, almost tasting its metal tang in her mind, as she made her way back to the cockpit, comforted by its imperfections.
The ship was modest, boasting only two dormitories and a cramped common area that also shared square footage with the ship’s lone refresher. Something about it seemed familiar, lived-in, though Eden knew she had never been on a ship like this. It was as if she had seen it in a dream.
“How’s she doing?” Atton’s voice crept from the cockpit, sensing Eden’s presence as she approached. Eden smirked, wondering if her footfalls were really that heavy as she daydreamt.
“Surprisingly well for someone who just lost a hand,” Eden said as she entered the cockpit proper, watching her own left hand as she flexed it in and out of a fist. “Not like you’d care, though. Right?”
“Heh, true,” Atton mumbled, still fussing with the ship’s controls. “Of course the only space-worthy ship on that sorry ball of magma would be twenty years old, and rigged to boot. This thing is a relic, you know that?”
“What makes you say that?” Eden asked as she sidled up alongside the navigational chart, glowing white-green as it enticed her towards its map. The display was outdated, she had to give Atton that, but nearly everything she’d come into contact with on Tatooine in the last few years would have been considered ‘old’ by industry standards. “Rigged, I mean, not old. Old is obvious.”
Atton glanced at Eden over his shoulder, his eyebrows shooting up across his forehead, disappearing into his hair, as he allowed himself a brief moment of surprise. Eden smirked. She’d only known the guy a few standard hours and already she had developed a hobby of catching him off-guard.
“The commands, mostly,” he said eventually, turning back to the console, “Most ships have standard commands depending on the make, but this one seems to have been coded in a specific key. It’s not impossible to decipher but it’s annoying, to say the least.”
“Coded?”
“Common in drug-running, it’s a defense tactic of sorts. Instead of an alarm system to alert the authorities, it's meant to dissuade anyone from flying it at all by making it complicated. That, and it’s meant to reroute system logs so it’s harder for anyone snooping around to access the ship’s navigational history. Hey, while you’re over there, do you mind-?”
“On it,” Eden confirmed, already keying in a sequence. But the map before her only jolted, as if glitching momentarily. She tried again. “Nothing.”
“Nothing?” Atton affirmed, turning full in his chair this time. “Have you tried-?”
Eden typed in another sequence and looked at Atton again, shrugging more emphatically.
“Like I said, nothing.”
Atton slumped in his chair, looking at the screen from his vantage point, baffled. “Weird.”
Turning around again, Atton began typing furiously away at the pilot’s console, muttering to himself as he made quick calculations and tested other sequencing commands, inputting codes and apparently coming up empty judging by the unintelligible syllables that escaped his mouth in response.
“I thought you said it wasn’t weird for drug-running vessels to do that?”
“It isn’t, it’s just… the system would have given you an error code, or something. The fact that nothing happened is weird. We’ll have to try some back-end codes if we have any chance of unlocking the nav chart, but we can worry about that later. Or not at all, since I plan on taking the next transport off Telos as soon as we land. If that’s even an option.”
“You and me both,” Eden said, still playing with the galaxy map, marveling at the expanse of it all. It had been a while since she’d traveled, and longer since she considered how big the galaxy even was. “Any idea where you’d want to disappear?”
“Disappear?” Atton tensed at that, shifting uncomfortably in his seat as he adjusted his ribbed jacket. Eden expected Atton would want to leave as many lightyears between him and whatever had landed him on Peragus as he could manage, but maybe there was more to the story.
“Yeah, I guess,” he said after a few beats, trying to act cavalier. “I have a few places in mind, though sharing them with you kind of defeats the purpose of vanishing without a trace.”
Atton glanced back at Eden, his eyes wide before he snapped his attention back to the console computer again, muttering, “No offense, or anything.”
Eden laughed lightly, the feeling almost alien given everything that had happened of late. Quickly quieting, she bit her lip and allowed herself a breath before picking up the conversation again, oddly at ease.
“None taken,” she said, “No witness, no crime, right?”
“Something like that,” Atton laughed, though a clear sense of uncertainty laced his voice. “Though I’d argue all three of us are just as guilty of blowing up the entire economy of this sector. I flew the ship, sure, but it was only to save all our skins.”
“I appreciate that,” Eden said, “Though I’d counter and say that Kreia’s assailant is to blame more than the three of us.”
“Hah, right. Try telling that to the Republic officers that eventually arrest us at the ends of the universe for the impending fuel crisis of the century.” At this Atton truly laughed, the weight of what had just happened finally sinking in. “Shit.”
“Well, it’s not the first time I was responsible for something that would affect the entire galaxy for decades to come,” Eden sighed, her finger lingering over the green dot the chart labeled Dxun - moon, quickly changing the subject before Atton could question whether she was being earnest or not. “So what do you think this ship was used for before we hijacked it?”
“Drug-running, I’m guessing, but I doubt Kreia had anything to do with that. Though I’m curious…”
“Curious about what?”
“How someone like her would acquire a ship like this.”
“I don’t think it’s that weird,” Eden shrugged as she finally abandoned the navigational chart and sunk into the co-pilot’s chair. “An old woman looking for any means of solo transport with little money? You see the way she dresses, I doubt she has a fortune at her disposal. I’m sure a spice runner with a price on their head would part with as few credits as they could spare if it meant an easy way to dispose of their crime-history-addled ship.”
Atton made a face at this, considering her logic, but did not tear his eyes away from the pilot’s console as he continued to type away.
“I guess the only thing I’m left wondering is whether Sleeps-With-Vibroblades was on her tail before or after this ship’s acquisition,” Atton laughed at his own joke. “So… what happened?”
Atton didn’t tear his eyes away from the screen but only gestured to her vaguely. Eden paused, looking down at herself, confused, and back up at Atton again.
“To what?”
Atton tsked.
“Don’t give me that. There were plenty of times back on Peragus where a lightsaber would have been helpful. So - where’s yours?”
Eden narrowed her eyes, shaking her head in utter confusion as she wondered how Atton went from how Kreia came in possession of this ship to… lightsabers. The fact that Atton couldn’t see her facial journey to better understand her bafflement didn’t help, either.
“Let’s leave my lightsaber out of this,” Eden sighed, “It’s a long story.”
“Oh? I thought a Jedi was supposed to be married to their lightsaber. Guess I heard wrong,” he quipped, acting coy.
Eden rolled her eyes.
“So, were you a single-hilt or one of those double-bladed Jedi?”
Now Eden knew that Atton wasn’t only preoccupying himself with the ship’s unique code language for the sake of deciphering it but was also using it as a means to avoid her gaze while he asked the usual questions other spacers did upon suspecting her affiliation with the Order. Typical.
“Double,” she answered dishonestly after a beat, watching Atton side-long for his reaction.
“Hm,” he said, unexcitingly, “I hear the twin blades are harder to master, but they can make enemies stampede over each other running for cover.”
Eden crossed her arms over her chest, narrowing her eyes now as she watched Atton do his best to appear nonchalant, truly annoyed with him now.
“You know quite a bit about Jedi for being so averse to them,” Eden accused, but Atton only snorted in response.
“I fought in the war, remember? It was hard not to notice,” Atton said, “I saw a lot of Jedi use double-bladed sabers first-hand, gave them more slaughter per swing.”
Eden winced, unhappy to have the memory revived in her mind’s eye at the mention of it.
“You didn’t go red, did you?”
Eden wanted to roll her eyes again, but instead she paused, a wicked smile taking over her face.
“Oh, yeah,” she said, doing her best to sound sincere. "Redder than a laigrek’s eye.”
Atton jolted out of whatever he was doing to avoid her gaze and actually jumped in his seat, and Eden couldn’t hold her serious expression long enough to relish in the longer con she’d planned the moment the words passed her lips.
“Maker, you’re pathetic,” she laughed, “What color saber do you think I had? I’m curious if you can guess correctly, Mr. ‘I Drink and I Know Things’”
Atton smiled unsurely, trying to appear in on the joke despite the fact that Eden had actually managed to startle him.
“Lemme see,” he said, affording her an honest glance after gathering his wits. Atton looked her up and down, assessing what he could of her upper half that was visible to him from the pilot’s chair with an expression of mock intrigue, an idle hand stroking his non-existent beard in thought. “I’d say green, but that might just be because your eyes are green, so I’m gonna nix that guess and say… blue. No - yellow.”
Eden only raised her eyebrows in response, crossing her arms even tighter over her chest.
“Purple? Violet? I dunno, those colors are the same, right?” Atton asked, shaking his head. “Are there… more colors? Sith are easy to guess, but Jedi--”
It’s was cerulean, she thought with an internal laugh, realizing the inanity of it. Neither blue nor green, but pale and somewhere in between. Single hilt but dual wielded. Both her long and her short sword were the same shade of pale seafoam, wanting to emulate Kavar’s blue saber, truest blue as the Guardian he was, but also green in honor of her brother and her then-Master, Atris, the only Master willing to teach her then, even if it was as an Historian, a role that wholly did not suit her.
“Wouldn’t you know? I thought you fought alongside the Jedi.”
Eden was calling him out now, but Atton only laughed, trying to buy himself time while he thought of another witty comeback, ultimately failing.
“Well, whatever color it was, sure would be nice to have it now. Might make those Sith think twice before coming after us.”
Eden shook her head, even if she understood where a spacer like Atton was coming from.
“A lightsaber wouldn’t make a difference, trust me,” Eden relented. “Sure it’s better than a blaster, but it would only put more of a target on our backs.”
Atton paused, really considering Eden now as he soaked in her words, perhaps surprised by her response.
“Fine, forget I said anything.” Atton turned away from her after a moment, shaking his head. “Better get comfortable, though. It’s a few days’ ride to Telos. We’re not out of this just yet.”
Eden nodded, turning the co-pilot’s seat all the way around to view the hallway behind her. Her eyes traced the piping on the walls as they led into the dark, where the passage turned slightly before opening up to the security room, wondering what Kreia was doing now in the dormitory she had claimed.
“No, we’re not,” Eden affirmed, her eyes still fixed on the shadow of the hall, but her mind far away, stuck somewhere between the past and present. She wondered what had become of her twin sabers, if either still remained. One, she’d left at Alek’s feet. The other she’d staked into the hideous statue at the center of the Coruscant Council chamber. “Not by a long shot.”
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Could I get a Star Wars pairing please? Preferably Original or Sequel trilogy if that’s okay? Thank you so much for doing this!
Name: Elsie
Age: 22
Which gender you wanna be paired with (or your sexuality, if you're comfortable): Male
Preferred pronouns: she/her
Occupation (Job, field of study etc): Writer (hopefully fiction novels one day) and editor
Hobbies: singing, acting, motocross, reading, writing, sewing
Personality (a few strengths and flaws): Stubborn (flaw and strength at times), temper simmers for a long time before exploding, quiet, introvert, anxiety, creative, kind, empathetic, I think I’m hilarious, strong sense of justice, will fight for others more easily than for myself, great at coming up with quips, I have a lot to say but only to those closest to me
Specific character I don't wanna be paired with: anyone on the Dark Side
Anything else that might be helpful: um I’m really not sure? I’m obsessed with X-wings and SW pilots in general. Just the whole premise of good vs. evil in SW really draws me in because I really relate to that fight.
Hi Elsie,
Thanks for your request! Based on what you told me about yourself I would ship you with Poe Dameron. I don't know why, but I think Poe either needs a partner who is just like him or someone who's pretty much the opposite and you seem to be the former. You'd have playful arguments all the time, but at the end of the day you both know that the other is always there for you, no matter what. I hope you're happy with your ship.
Love, Charlie
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"I can't believe you just did that!", you yelled at Poe as he jumped out of his X-Wing. The second his feet touched the floor he turned around to face you, a look of fury on his face that matched yours. "You can't believe I did that? What about the stunt you just pulled?" A sigh left your lips. It was like this after most missions, one, or both, of you had done something reckless for a minor advantage in the fight and the other would be worried sick, tension building until it released the minute you were back on base. "I only did what I had to do to win, you just wanted to play the hero", you scoffed. Within a few steps Poe was right in front of you, closer than you would have anyone else allowed to get. "If I hadn't been there to rescue you, you would have been dead." The anger on his face was slowly disappearing, fading into worry. Maybe he wasn't entirely wrong, but he wasn't entirely right either. "I would have been fine." "Oh yeah? Tell that to the hole in your plane." The fire in both of your voices was gone now, the real fight was over and replaced by a battle of wits. "Trust me, it's not my X-Wing you should be worried about. Last I checked my engine didn't give out because you were too busy to check it before the mission", you said with a smug grin, knowing exactly what Poe had been busy with before the mission. "If I remember correctly it's your fault I was busy, you're the one who dragged me away from checking my engine. Tell her BeeBee", he complained, the last words directed at the droid who had found his way to Poe. But instead of backing him up BeeBee just turned to your own droid in a way that children would when their parents were being dramatic. It was a small beep from your own astromech that finally broke the last bit of tension and made both you and Poe laugh. Once the laughter had died down he put his arms around you and pulled you into his chest. "That was some great flying out there", he mumbled into your hair. Though you had been a pilot for quite some time now, you were still not used to compliments, especially from the man everyone considered to be the best pilot. "Thanks", you said while heat rushed to your cheeks. For a few blissful moments the two of you just stayed there, wrapped up in each others arms, unaware of what was going on around you. “If you’re quite finished, I’d like a mission report”, a familiar voice behind you said.  Slowly, not without pressing a kiss to the side of your head, Poe let go of you and the two of you faced General Leia Organa.  “I take it the ‘After Mission Argument’ is finished?”, she asked, an amused smile on her face.  In unison the two of you nodded. Though you knew that Leia would never be too strict with you, you also knew that she expected you to be professional when the time came.  “Dameron, why don’t you come with me? The two of you can celebrate the mission later.”  With a quick ‘Yes, ma’am’ and an kiss to your forehead Poe followed Leia to her office. 
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By the time Poe returned to your shared room, you were already dressed in your pyjama and laying on the bed reading a book. It was rare that you had enough time off to actually read something that had nothing to do with missions of the First Order, but today you had decided to reward yourself by starting a new novel.  “That took longer than expected”, you greeted him as the door closed.  With a sequence of quick beeps BeeBee agreed with you.  “Sorry, Leia had something... else... she wanted to talk about.”  You didn’t question him any further. Usually when he didn’t tell you what they had been discussing it was classified anyway and no matter how much you pouted or argued or sweet talked, Poe wouldn’t budge. Though something told you this had not been about the Resistance.  “But guess what I managed to sneak from the mess hall on my way back”, he said. With a winning smile he produced two gigantic cookies from behind his back. A smile lit up your face. Sweets were rare on base, it was close to a miracle that Poe had gotten such a big cookie for each of you.  “Stars, I love you”, you sighed as you took a bite out of your cookie.  Poe, who had changed into his pyjamas in record time, settled next to you with a laugh.  “I do hope you were talking to me and not the cookie.”  Instead of an answer you leaned your head on his shoulder and ran your hand, the one that wasn’t holding the cookie, through his hair.  “Maybe I was talking to both of you.”  Poe hummed as he pulled you even closer. He was always affectionate, but after missions it seemed like all he wanted was to hold you close for hours, as if to reassure himself that both of you were still alive and alright.  “Regardless of who you were talking to, I love you”, he whispered before taking a bite of his own cookie.  You raised an eyebrow, though judging by the satisfied moan coming out of his mouth, similar to the sound you had made earlier, you could understand why he had been jealous of the baked good.  “Leia suggested that we should take some time off, just a couple of days to recharge and come back stronger than ever”, he told you after he had finished his cookie.  You lifted your head to look at him.  “Is that something you’d like to do?”, you asked. Usually the two fo you were pretty similar when it came to your work ethic, at least when the fight against the First Order was concerned, and taking a day off could backfire easily. What if something happened while the two of you were relaxing? Could you bear to live with that guilt? Though getting away from the war for just a few days did sound too good to be true.  “I think so”, Poe finally answered. “Just two or three days, not too far away in case we need to get back for an emergency. But I miss you, I feel like even when we see each other, we rarely actually see each other, you know what I mean?”  You couldn’t help but agree.  “Alright, just three days.”  “Three days”, Poe echoed as he pressed a kiss to your head.  From the position you were in you couldn’t see him glancing to the small box on his nightstand, nor the hopeful shimmer in his eyes. Maybe this vacation would turn out to be a lot more meaningful than you were anticipating. 
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I hope you enjoyed a bit of down time with Poe after your mission. 
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Hey Kina!! any advice about the LSAT exam you could provide? I’m about to graduate as well, and I haven’t taken the LSAT yet QQ, I’m starting to study now and planning to take it August. I’m in Canada I’m hoping to get a response by December after I finish my application in Oct.
LG and reading comp. literally traumatize me with the time limit and I feel so burnt out whenever I look at the books and plan my time for how many hours i need to study a week. I’m only really only a week in and my head pounds.
I would really appreciate the advice! I’m an absolute fan of all of your stories, i don’t know how you manage to juggle writing with school and upcoming graduation, what a god 🤯
you give me too much credit but hell yes I have advice regarding the LSAT. That exam is really something and it feels like I’ve went to hell and back so I’m happy to help others however I can with it.
I’ll break this answer down with my experience and then my recommendation.
Experience: I started studying for the LSAT six months before I took it. I went in completely blind and started with practice test LSAT 40 and scored about 143. ofc I timed it. When you take the practice exams, you have to simulate actual testing conditions as best as you can, so that means printing it out and doing it with the timing restrictions. The first 3 LSAT tests I did I scored in the 140s. 
I gradually improved and hit the 150s range. At first I did the entire test in one sitting (with breaks ofc) but it’s so time consuming that I started just doing one section a day. But on Saturdays, I did one entire practice test and on Sundays I would mark that + go through it. So on average, I did 2 practice tests a week. 
But then disaster struck when I was stuck in the 150s. 
From practice LSAT 43-70 no matter how much I went through it, how much I studied, I could not break into the 160s that I needed. At best I could maybe get 159, but typically I was scoring 155. Which clearly isn’t enough. I started to panic. I knew I needed to do something different. 
So I picked up The Loophole by Ellen Cassidy. During that time, I didn’t do any practice tests whatsoever. I stopped doing LSAT and went through the book a chapter a day. And while it’s focused in LR, a few chapters really helped me out with reading comp. I think there’s 14 chapters (if I remember correctly) so it took me around 2 weeks to go through it. Maybe I should’ve slowed down but I was running out of time. But the book helped me break into the 160s. I loved it.
I was pretty happy and relieved and from LSAT 70ish-89, I was scoring from 160-169 with an average of 164. 
COVID was a thing by then so the LSAT was online. I had saved the two practice tests they have online and practiced with those and when the day came, I did it in a quiet space without any interruption. I ended up with a 160.
A bit of a bummer considering I was scoring 164 consistently before that but it’s good enough, I can’t really complain. I decided not to re-take it.
Recommendation: Honestly if I had to recommend to someone how to approach the LSAT, I’d tell them to take the first 3 LSAT practice tests blind w/o any knowledge of what it is and without any prior textbook reading. Learn by doing it and get the gist of what it’s about. 
After the first 3 LSAT practice tests, pick up The LSAT Trainer by Mike Kim. I don’t have experience with it personally but I’ve heard great things about it from others. ((For me - I thought I didn’t need textbooks and I could study completely on my own but that was very dumb. I honestly wish I had more time, I would’ve picked this book up + the Loophole sooner)).
After completing The LSAT trainer (try to do it in a month? to not waste time? if possible). Then do a few more LSAT practice tests. I’d say 5 of them? 
After that, pick up The Loophole. Do that within a month. Then just keep rolling with the LSAT practice tests.
The most recent practice test released is your holy grail. That will be the test most similar to the actual test you will receive so make sure you save that one but make it one of your last tests. For me that was LSAT 89 (or 90?) but there might’ve been newer ones by now. There’s no point in studying LSAT 1-39 because they’re so old that it won’t be that similar to what you’ll take. 
ALTERNATIVELY - Sign up for 7sage. I know loooots of people do that. Don’t really know how it works since I haven’t used it but it’s advantageous if your LSAT will be online since 7sage is also online. 
I’d still pick up those two books I mentioned above tho. 
Other Recommendations - LSAT is sooo time consuming that your whole day is basically consumed by it. Not to mention you have to mark it and learn your mistakes afterwards. Look into doing a timed section a day? That’s only 35 mins so it becomes wayyy more manageable.
Also take marking very seriously. You learn just as much from what you did right and wrong as actually doing the timed section.
Another note, make a whole schedule to manage yourself. I made a google document on what I was going to do every single day. What section. What practice exam. What chapter of what textbook. Plan it all and then by the end when you have the plan, you’ll feel a lot more comforted. Like wow it’s not thatttt much + as long as I follow through with this and do a little a day, I’ll make it.
One more thing - take the exam when you start consistently scoring what you want to score. If you want to score in the 160s and you’ve been hitting that mark for the past 5-10 exams, you are probably ready. If you study too much, that’s a bad thing too. You want that sweet spot timing before you’re burnt out.
Also take breaks. Schedule them in. One day breaks. It’s easy to be burnt out.
((I got most of my practice tests for free btw on b-ok.cc)).
Now I’ll be a bit more specific in my advice....
LR - The Loophole helped me a lot with LR. Also I did a lot of LR practice questions and I naturally started to pick up on patterns. But this section fluctuated a lot for me. Sometimes I did well, sometimes I did poorly.
underline the ones you’re unsure about and move on. it’s better to just go back if you have time in the end then wasting time dwelling on it when you could be getting others right.
Reading Comp - At the beginning I fluctuated a lot with this section. But the first chapter of the Loophole really helped me improve and break down readings. The sentences in reading comps are very long winded and purposely written poorly, so keep that in mind. Just read slowly and soak in as much as you can the first time. I was never a fan of the advice of reading it over twice. It felt like a waste of time. Instead, the first time, as you read, try to guess what might be important or a question and underline it. That helped me. 
Games - My favourite section and the section that you can most easily improve on. Just do a lot of practice games and then watch the videos on how others do it. Once you master a game style, you’ll know how to replicate it in the future.
for some reason timing started to become an issue for me later on in the games section in spite of having improved on it, but I realized it was because I was dwelling and double checking when I didn’t need to.
In general: LSAT is a super interesting test as it’s unlike any other test. It’s not dependent on information that you’re supposed to know. It’s not studying info and being asked questions on it. It’s not regurgitation. It’s not memorization. And in that way, ANYONE can improve. It’s a test you can learn. So don’t lose hope!!
And good luck!
((edit - some things I forgot to mention. I tried to pick up Powerscore but their system was so complicated, I zoned out. some folks like the book tho. I’d still recommend the Loophole. also I hope this doesn’t make me seem like a know it all and that this is wayyyy too difficult - I literally started crying once while taking a timed exam. the test is stressful so its ok its understandable to have a breakdown. i sure did lol. so give yourself a break if you start getting stressed.)) 
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Robot Chicken #10: “Toyz in the Hood” | March 20, 2005 – 11:30PM | S01E05
Okay, so I remember seeing part of this one with the sound off: it was the tooth fairy sketch. I think I was recording Adult Swim or something in full so I could try and capture promos or something and I watched the tooth fairy sketch without any sound, so I saw the punchline where a marching band comes in and presents the kid with a giant check proclaiming that they’ve done the darkest sketch ever. I kinda like that joke, but it sucks I didn’t get to really experience it correctly. Oh well.
One of two other longer sketches depicts carpooling super villains stuck in a traffic jam. Skeletor farts and doesn’t let anyone roll the window down. They shoot the tires out of a family’s mini-van because the kids are making faces at them. A carpool of superheros cuts them off and mocks them. It’s... fine, I guess. But I goddamn didn’t laugh.
The last sketch was another bloopers thing and I thought most of it was sorta lame, except for the one gag where a pole vaulter manages to impale himself on his pole while botching a high jump. Good gag, executed with funny animation. So far this might be the least-hateable episode of the show so far?
CONTACTING GHOST PLANET
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Space Ghost Coast to Coast #5: “Bobcat” | May 27, 1994 | S01E05
If somebody put a gun to my head and made me list 20 ways to describe Zorak’s character, I’d probably find myself listing “fan of the Ramones” among them. So it’s sorta surprising to realize that this episode is more defined by Bobcat’s participation than The Ramones.
But this episode, for being from season one and for being a fairly straight-forward Space Ghost episode featuring fairly straight-forward interviews (superimposed party hats on Ramones’ heads notwithstanding), this is pretty good shit. It’s also quite notable for several reasons, and is one of the more called-back episodes of the show. It was re-enacted for “Woody Allen’s Fall Project”, It was called back several times in my favorite Space Ghost episode ever: “Kentucky Nightmare”, and Metallica once cited Bobcat’s interview as lame during the audio commentary track for their episode on the Volume 2 DVD. That last one was kinda weird, because they seemed to single him out as being particularly shticky, as though they’ve never seen Bobcat simply be Bobcat before.
This is, as far as I’m aware, the debut of “Tad Ghostal” as Space Ghost’s “real” name. Space Ghost never had a secret identity in the Hanna Barbera show, so this is the first time one has actually ever been attempted. In 2004 when they did a “serious” comic book mini-series with Space Ghost they changed it to Thaddeus Bach. I appreciate how “Thaddeus”/”Tad” is still canonically his first name. The scene where we find this out is wonderful, and I also love Space Ghost’s comeback that Zorak’s real name is “Katie Did”. George is starting to get a little more comfortable doing the less-stilted version of Ghost and you love to see it.
Fun fact: Space Ghost suggests Bobcat wear a “nice pleated skirt” and I wonder if this was an inside reference to Bobcat’s actual attire of choice and if he showed up to his interview wearing a skirt. It’s true! Look it up! Bobcat has an affinity for wearing skirts, because they’re more comfortable than pants. I don’t know why I’m not wearing one as we speak. Shielding the outside world of my ball stench is probably part of it. But, would my balls smell so bad if I free-balled in a skirt and let them air out all day? I need somebody to get me in touch with Bobcat.
MAIL BAG
Same Futurama news-bringer. To answer your question, it's largely the same but after they lost the revenue from Family Guy they started doing split-screen credits during the early hours. Stinky bad! Boo! Anyway they did those sponsorship screenbugs as far back as maybe 2017 and then they stopped after a bit. I'm surprised they're doing those again
Thank you, I was genuinely curious!!! I know they’ve changed the bug for jokes. But for... tokes? (as in tokens... the only word i could think of that rhymed with “joke” that could feasibly mean money. I don’t know why I even went the world play route, to be honest. I was doomed to fail. Let’s face it)
What’s currently in your adult swim dvd collection? Have you ever gotten rid of any?
I am ALL about this. YOU KNOW IT.
OWNED:
Adult Swim Pilots
Aqua Teen Hunger Force (all volumes/movie)
The Brak Show (both volumes)
Check it Out with Dr. Steve Brule (only volume)
Delocated (only volume)
Eagleheart (only volume)
Frisky Dingo (both volumes)
Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law (got ‘em all used)
Home Movies (all volumes)
Metalocalypse (1-3; third volume on blu-ray... I think I’m missing one?)
Moral Orel (only volume; never sprung for the region 4 DVDs)
Rick & Morty (1-4 on blu, probably getting 5 from-- who else? SANTA)
Sealab 2021 (all volumes)
Space Ghost Coast to Coast (all volumes; got DANGEROUSLY close to selling volume 5 but luckily no one bid on it and I became employed shortly after)
Squidbillies (I think I got most of them despite not watching very much of it at all, but I might’ve missed one or two towards the end? If any of them were DVD-R only I skipped it)
Superjail (I think I got all of them? I HATED that they didn’t do blu-rays of these)
Tim & Eric: Awesome Show, Great Job! (all volumes; refused to buy the Chrimbus Special because it was a DVD-R)
Tom Goes to the Mayor (complete series)
Venture Bros. (1-7; blu-rays where applicable)
Xavier: Renegade Angel (complete series)
SOLD:
12. Oz Mouse (sold out of desperation)
Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil (sold out of desperation, and also cuz it sucks)
LIMBO:
Childrens Hospital (I think I had the first two volumes but I put them in storage to sell some day, so they are sitting in a box with some other DVDs that are no longer officially part of my collection)
NEVER OWNED:
Black Dynamite (never really watched)
Black Jesus (same. I SWEAR I’M NOT THAT RACIST)
The Boondocks (*SWEATING PROFUSELY*)
Freaknik: The Musical (boy, this doesn’t look good for me, huh folks)
Mike Tyson Mysteries (hahha, wow.)
NTSF:SD:SUV:: (SEE! TOLD YOU)
Newsreaders (didn’t know this was a thing!)
Robot Chicken (SUCKS DICK!)
Titan Maximum (SAME)
You’re Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (I remember *almost* buying this but I think it was a DVD-R so I didn’t)
If I forgot any I’ll let you know. I guess Samurai Jack is technically Adult Swim now but I never really got into it.
“FUN” FACT: there was a time when I would actually keep my Adult Swim DVDs together, filed under ADULT SWIM, and would put them in some kind of rough chronological order (using the earliest airdate for each volume) AND I would make DVD-R copies of the shows I hated just so they’d be represented AND I would print out color covers for them AND AND AND I would make home-made volumes of Adult Swim shows that weren’t on DVD. I was a very sick man. Not like now. Now it’s much more subtle.
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Sorry to be sending you more opinions but there was something you said a little while ago that I just couldn’t get out of my head so here we go; you said, “you don’t have to forgive your abuser, but you can if you want.” And I agree with that sentiment 100%. I’ve been in the position of needing to decide which option to go with in the past, or should I say I haven’t actually decided yet because there can be SO much nuance involved in making that call. Sometimes it’s very simple, sometimes it’s anything but. And there’s no moral right or wrong answer, it’s about picking which option is healthier for you personally. Neither option makes you weak or strong, righteous or in the wrong (1/3)
Now that being said, I am painfully conscious of the fact that the narrative of, “forgiving your abuser makes you a good/kind/better person or whatever,” is pushed the absolute hardest in children’s and YA media, more than any other circle of media. It’s incredible how much and how often this is the only option presented to kids. I see this in shounen manga especially. And there’s a really famous example of an American children’s cartoon that does this which I could name but I won’t. I recognize that shounen does this a lot because WSJ has a sort of on the down low comic’s code thing going on (2/3)
And if Sasuke were real, I’d have no problem with him making the decision to forgive Itachi. And I’m not going to pretend that it doesn’t make sense character or story wise for him to do so. Hell, if I were in his position I might even make the same choice (then again I might not. I can only compare my experiences to his, but I can’t know them). Anyways I get it. But I also know, deep deep down in my traumatized bones, that a major reason why Kishimoto makes this decision FOR Sasuke as a character, is because it’s part of his crusade against the concept of “~hAtReD~” as it presents itself in victims. The only person who gives Sasuke permission to be hurt and angry EVER is Itachi (if I’m remembering the climax of this arc correctly), and I think that’s super important. And it makes perfect sense that Sasuke’s decision in response is to actually forgive him. But I also KNOW that he’s not allowed to choose otherwise. This is a big hand of the author moment imo (2/3) (p.s. you can wait however long you want to respond to this I don’t mind and I don’t want to overwhelm you especially when this could be more relevant later)
I’m always a proponent of recognizing WHY authors make the decisions they do, but I’m not sure it matters much when it comes to Sasuke’s decision to forgive Itachi. 
First I’ll say I find it very hard to parse what Kishimoto actually thinks or feels about anything. This could be because I do not know or speak Japanese or because I don’t seek out content that involves Kishimoto talking about his work. But then again I don’t go looking for author interviews a lot, but I’ve still managed to absorb some information that makes me feel like I know a bit more about the authors. Oda the author of One Piece does multiple Question Corners in each volume of the manga when it comes out that really gives you a feel for who he is as an artist and person and what he thinks. Araki the author of Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure has ever-changing interests and those interests bleed through in his work (a moment where that occurred to me that I found particularly amusing was at the end of one of the part 4 volumes Araki says he got a cat encyclopedia and that or the next volume then has a lot of drawings of cats and explanations about their behavior so you’re like well Araki I can tell). Or even a series I don’t even like because it’s miserable like Attack on Titan I’ve absorbed enough through cultural osmosis to know the author has said enough war crime apologist shit that the fascist wet dream that he portrays is intentional. 
But Kishimoto...I don’t know what he thinks if I’m honest. Does he really resent people with natural talent for things? Does he think everything bad is just hatred and we need to forgive to get over it? Does he think the state is more important than any person or group of people? You could make these assertions based on his writing maybe but Kishimoto’s writing is so flimsy and so many things change throughout the course of Naruto’s story I would just as soon believe every statement he makes about worldview is an accident. In fact Naruto’s blandness and unrelenting stereotypical shounen characteristic of never giving up could lead me to believe there is no heart in his writing whatsoever. Or hell, the end! Where all the main kid characters end up together as much as possible when you follow a two boys one girl rule and are bound by heteronormativity. None of the pairings had an ounce of heart behind them and some of them were fucking /jokes/ (Shikmaru and Temari maybe had a drop of heart to it based on things that happened in part 1 only). I don’t feel I can say Kishimoto’s opinions come through on anything he writes if he’s going to be so careless with what he does. (Yes, I know there is an argument for him being wrung dry by the manga making machine at the end, but that goes along with my point: does Kishimoto intend anything he writes).
All of that up there is leading into a point, but let me get part two out first. I don’t know if I fully agree with your take because forgiving Itachi isn’t what makes Sasuke “good” in the eyes of the narrative. Sasuke forgiving Itachi is important in terms of how we talk about their relationship but in the eyes of the narrative it is a foregone conclusion. There is some anger and resentment still after Sasuke learns the truth about Itachi, but there’s also still a ton of love and hero-worship there. By the time Itachi says “you should choose your own path” and “no matter what you do from now on I’ll always love you”, Sasuke’s forgiveness has already been granted and after that Sasuke’s journey is more about trying to reconcile his world view. And after Sasuke resurrects the hokages and gets the love story of the ages learns about the founding of Konoha, in true Kishimoto fashion, it seems like Sasuke is going to be a “good” guy now only to have him doing things that seem “evil” during the war and then after Kaguya is defeated he lays out his revolution plan which the manga views as “evil”. Kishimoto puts so little emphasis on forgiveness and explicitly keeps Sasuke in the “wrong” until the end of the manga so I don’t think anyone is expected or intended to see forgiveness as the way to be better. I think we kind of reverse engineer the forgiveness topic by bringing up the point of Sasuke possibly not forgiving Itachi when that’s not even a question in the manga. 
This brings us back to Kishimoto’s thoughts and intentions because is the fact that forgiveness or not is not even considered an author conscious decision, that forgiveness is the right choice? Or was forgiveness just the obvious choice because how Sasuke’s character was built out? I don’t think any of us can say because like I said above I think Kishimoto’s actual feelings and goals with his work are hard to pin down. 
Also I know this whole blog is about extrapolating and looking outside the framing, but one of the manga’s biggest faults it how is railroads you into what you’re “supposed” to feel and you only don’t feel that way if you give what you’re reading a second thought. And we’re not being railroaded into “Sasuke forgives Itachi so he’s better now”. We’re railroaded into “Sasuke needs to learn more about ninja world” which railroads into “Sasuke is going to help in the war but uh oh is he still bad guy??”. Like once again forgiveness isn’t even a topic of thought in this manga.
I guess I spent over an hour thinking and writing this to say I think the notion that Sasuke is being made to forgive Itachi is so out of the realm of intention or what the point of Itachi and Sasuke’s relationship is I’m going to Death of the Author it and say I think Sasuke chooses to forgive Itachi and that’s his choice. Thinking about whether Sasuke HAD to forgive Itachi because the author wanted it that way is missing the point. But that’s not to say we can’t discuss the implications of choosing forgiveness towards abusers in media, just that I think that is entirely outside the realm of the author’s thinking (with my above caveat that I have no idea what Kishimoto feels about anything). And I think these conversations aren’t really coming out because of the manga, but because of how we are thinking about the manga which is already outside Kishimoto’s intention. I mean I think Sasuke is right so obviously I’m outside Kishimoto’s intention based on his framing. 
Side note in regards to rules at WSJ I hear about shit people aren’t allowed to do there and no doubt there are rules but I’m very 🤔 about what are they really because Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure got very violent even in its shounen jump days and this isn’t about /abuse/ exactly but One Piece did have a character that couldn’t forgive their oppressors and wasn’t demonized for it and was treated with understanding. So I’m wondering what exactly these rules are supposed to be.
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razorblade180 · 4 years
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Sunshower 12
“Wow, That sure is a lot of you just dumped onto me.” Kali said to Ilia. The two women sat on the Belladonna porch and drunk tea, discussing the events that had transpired recently. “So, did it feel good?” The feline smiled.
Ilia slouched in her chair. “I don’t see how that is important.”
“Mmmmm I think you do.” Kali bluntly stated. “It’s definitely not the most important, but definitely top ten. Five...maybe three?”
“Can we move on from this if I answer the question?”
“Of course!” A childish smile grew on Kali, as if she was a gossiping school girl. Ilia took a long sip of her tea before looking into it. She had an answer to Kali’s question. Thinking about it was just so...much. Damn Sun, making her brain do these mental gymnastics. “It felt...gratifying. No, that’s not the word. Each time was under a different circumstance but all three times had this strange feeling I can’t quite describe. I just know the feeling wasn’t a bad one. It was very exposing, in more ways than one.”
Kali nodded, “I see. Makes perfect sense”
“What makes you say that? I sound like a riddle.”
“Yeah that’s emotions for you, they don’t make sense most of the time. Not unless you take the time to understand what causes them.” Kali watched Ilia’s face scrunch up. Kali couldn’t help but giggle. “Sorry, I don’t mean to make light of your situation by any means. I just wasn’t expecting such a face.”
“You should’ve. What exactly do you mean by ‘understand what causes them?’ I hope you’re not implying…” Ilia turned a little pink.
“Ha! That’s between you and him” Kali waved her back forth. She would never give such reckless advice, on the first go around. “All I meant was to look inward, ask the big questions you know you’re avoiding. Making mountains out of molehills is a problem both you and Blake share.”
Hearing that didn’t exactly give Ilia a warm feeling. Thinking about Blake still made her very upset. Kali caught on to the girl’s unpleasant silence.
“Sun gave off that same demeanor when he was around Blake.” Ilia snapped back into the conversation now she was looking guilty. Kali smiled softly. “Now, now, no need for that face. Like I said before, emotions take time to understand. The same way hurt needs time to heal. I do hope you both don’t remain upset with my daughter. You mean so much to her.”
Coming to Kali was a good idea. Her words were always so understanding. Neptune had been doing a good job but it felt good to have a more familiar face to confide in. Judy would’ve been good if she wasn’t so….Judy all the time.
“I know. The problem was she meant more to me than I did her, but I’d rather not get into that at the moment. Let’s back pedal a bit. What do you personally think would be a good way to start sorting things out?”
“You see I’m more of a full throttle kind of woman, but that might be too much for you.”She laughed lewdly, emotions make themselves known in the heat of the moment.”
Ilia was once again rethinking her decision to tell Kali. “Please be serious.”
“I am!!!” Kali exclaimed, her tea almost spilling. “That’s up to you though. It gets results though.” More pink spread on Ilia’s face. “Kali, that’s not an option! In case you have forgotten, I’m me!”
“So?”
“What do you mean so? Sun is outside my particular wheelhouse. That would be weird, completely out of the question.”
“Yet here you are, telling me he’s taken you to bed.”
“Hey, I took him to bed. Not the other way around.” Ilia corrected.
“Sweetie you are only making my point more valid.”
“I...well...that doesn’t change anything! Listen this is uncharted territory for me and it’s for good reason. Guys don’t do it for me. Never have, never will. Connecting, confiding, simply just being myself; I’ve learned a long time ago who brings those out of me. It would be insensitive to Sun if I toyed with him in such a way. He’s a good guy, a friend. He’s my friend.” Those words made her smile. It was nice to call him a friend. So why did it make her feel selfish too. Inconsiderate even.
Kali kept carefully watching the girl as she poured more tea. Though Ilia was fairly mature for her age, Kali had to remember most of it came from experience derived from sorrow. Outward forces had shaped her. It was tough to say just how much internal self reflection she’s done, but Kali was positive the subject of romantic feelings was one Ilia had a thorough rasp on. Still, like everyone, there’s always a few things that get overlooked or haven’t been explored yet.
“You have a good point, You would know yourself better than anyone else would. I bet this is a topic you’ve had with yourself countless times. Yet I can’t but wonder….” her voice trailed off, confusing Ilia.
“Wonder what?”
“The world is a big place with countless people. Plenty of which fall into groups we don’t usually find ourselves associating with. Like how the White Fang. Many members chose a side that resonated with them, but it didn’t mean there weren’t a few who looked on the opposing side and saw someone and felt connected with. Haven is proof of that. You’re proof of that. I know I may be out of line and even far too presumptuous, but is it too crazy to think one person who doesn’t fit into your usual ‘wheelhouse’ might work just as well; that a single boy out of billions could...invoke feelings of some kind?
Ilia didn’t know how to respond to a question like that. She wasn’t even sure if she followed the logic correctly. It had to be false though, right? One out of two consistencies in her life had already been toppled over when she turned traitor. She was so sure about Adam’s actions. Her actions, but those were called into question; until eventually she realized the cracks in those beliefs. This was different though. It wasn’t political, it was personal. Ilia knew who she was in that regard. If she didn’t then…
“If you’re right, then what does that say about me?” Ilia clenched her teacup,cracking it from the pressure from her anxious hands. She didn’t know why but she could feel herself tear up. “I’ve never known anything about myself my entire life? That can’t be true.”
“It isn’t. It just means you’re growing. What you know is gaining more knowledge.”
“That’s frustrating. It’s downright upsetting, and scary.”
“Sounds like to me you just understood your feelings”
Ilia let out a small gasp. Her eyes widened, shocked about the way Kali had gotten an inkling of Ilia’s complex feelings figured out.
Kali took Ilia by the hand. “Now then, what are you going to do with that knowledge?”
“The million lien question. Doing nothing would be the terrible option huh?” Ilia rubbed her chin, putting critical thought into what her next moved to be. “I guess…”
xxxx
“You’re skipping out on tonight!?” Judy blurted out.
Ilia put her hand over the cops mouth to silence them. “Shhhh! Why are you being so loud!? I don’t think Dan wants to hear you from the kitchen!”
The waiter in question walked out with sparking mugs filled with coffee for the table of four. “Don’t worry, one more loudmouth doesn’t sound that much different from three.”
“Damn Daniel, you gonna shoot us like that? I thought we were friends? Especially after my tip.” Neptune said. He clenched his chest dramatically as if he was actually offended. Judy laughed.
“Wow goggles, couldn’t get it on with me last night so Dan got the tip instead? I respect that. Everyone’s head turned to Judy in shock, except Ilia. She slowly put her head down to cringe. How was her parole officer the least mature person here?
“Dan I think I need a little more caffeine in mine after dealing with that exhausting remark.”
“What if I put cream-” he cut himself off. He could see the corner of Judy’s lips start to turn up. “Sugar cubes, I’ll dump sugar cubes in yours.”
Ilia gave him a thumbs up and he went on his way. “As I was saying, I’m actually just going to stay home this time around. When the partying starts. A night to recuperate, have me time.” She took a long sip from her mug. It was hard to tell if it was the mental workout or the one in her home that had her tired. This caught Sun’s attention, along with her statement. He was pretty sure that this involved him. Good or bad, now that was a little bit harder to read, but he thought best not to pry. He could use a little me time as well.
“Okay, I hope it goes well.” He said. It caught Ilia a little off guard by the look she gave him. She wasn’t sure how he’d take that news most likely. Ilia smiled and nodded at him. Yeah, they were alright. That’s all Sun really needed to know.
“Did you two have sex?” Judy said, cutting back into the conversation the best way she knew how. Neptune choked on his coffee while Sun’s brain turned to static, an option that was safer than saying something he might regret. Ilia’s eyes looked like they were going to pop out of her head. Somehow she managed to maintain the usual color of her skin, but that didn’t stop the heat rising to her face.
“Judy!” She shouted, “Why would you say that!?”
The cop shrugged, “It’s a valid question. You look tired, both of you were together for who knows how long, and anything is possible.”
“He’s not my type.” Ilia could feel herself saying that a lot in the future. It was the truth, but it made her feel a little bit of an ass. Like she was dismissing Sun in an ugly way.
Judy wasn’t convinced though and for good reason. “Ilia I’m not your type either but that hasn’t stopped us from some crazy nights.” Judy saw everyone’s jaw drop.
Neptune had barely recovered from her earlier question. “I’m...I’m sorry, you two have slept together?” He coughed.
“Oh yeah, Ilia and go way back. Oh I could tell stories.”
“Which you won’t!” Ilia said, now blushing.
“Don’t be ashamed. I’m irresistible. You could only survive so much of my flirting. I had a way of pushing your buttons, along with flipping switches.”
Sun raised an eyebrow. “Switches?”
“What kind?” Neptune added.
“Can you not!?” Ilia felt like she was going to die. How did she surround herself with three people that constantly put her in weird situations. What made it worse was Sun being at the table!
Judy could tell how badly Ilia wanted this to stop. The opportunity was too good to pass up. “You’re looking pretty flushed. We’re all friends here.” Judy pointed to themself. “Some people enjoy cuffs and a good hair tug.” Judy rubbed her leg against Neptune’s to make him blush nervously. Hopefully he’d remember that. Judy shifted their eyes to Ilia and mumbled. “Others like their butt-”
Ilia covered Judy’s mouth so fast, the embarrassment too much to handle. She didn’t even attempt to look at Sun or Neptune, who clearly knew where that headed. Neptune looked at Sun with intrigued eyes. Sun could only blush and shake his head no. If Judy was paying attention then she would’ve noticed the silent confession to her question earlier.
“Why are you doing this to me?” Ilia asked
Judy looked at the girl’s hand, which was still on their face until it was removed to reveal a smile. “Easy, I like seeing you be so expressive. You’ve been so down on yourself and less colorful until recently. I don’t know what’s changed but I’m glad the Ilia that does community service then goes home to sleep is slowly going away. The white fang was bad, but it made you lively at least.”
That was more of an answer than Ilia expected. Had she been less lively? Sure she had gotten into a pretty boring routine, but topping organized crime is almost impossible. Most things are boring once you do that. Ilia scratched the back of her head. “Be that as it may, can you not bring up the past like that. I don’t air your dirty laundry.”
“Ilia, do you have clean laundry?” Judy chuckled.
“You…” It was hard arguing against the truth. “Stop picking on me! Why are you this exhausting?” Ilia deflated. Judy rubbed her back to comfort her as if she wasn’t the reason for this! “First you weaken me and now you’re building me up?”
“Lighten up. Say, if you aren’t going to the party tonight then let’s all go to the beach right now to have fun. A lot of people party hard so it should be less crowded.
“Can we do something inland?” Neptune asked politely. All he got was judgmental looks. “Y’all are so mean.”
“Nobody is making you get in the water dude.” Sun pointed out. “You will probably get wet by the end of this, but life be like that sometimes.”
“That doesn’t make me want to go!!!”
“The beach sounds nice.” Ilia said, thinking about the opportunity to relax on the sand. “I’m not changing into a swimsuit though.” Ilia has a feeling if Judy saw a possible hickey or bruise then more questions would be asked.
“Are you sure about that?” Judy smirked.
“Yes, I’m not wearing one.”
xxxx
“Do my choices mean nothing to you.” Ilia groaned, wearing a swimsuit. Judy had somehow got her to wear a black bikini with gold stitching. She had managed to wear a black cover up skirt that matched. It actually looked pretty nice, but Ilia wasn’t going to admit that. Judy was too busy having fun in her red two piece to notice Ilia had made her own skin a little darker to hide a hickey on her chest and shoulder. “Sun needs to stop biting so hard.” Ilia thought. It took a few minutes to register what she just thought. “Wait, why am I talking like there’s gonna be a next time!?”
“You okay?” Said the man in question. Sun wore navy blue swim trunks. The upside about always having your shirt open is your always beach ready. He sat next to Ilia on her beach towel as they watched Judy mess with Neptune, who was wearing red trunks.
“I’m fine. A little surprised that Neptune owns trunks.”
“Those are just my other pair. So, I don’t mean to pry…”
“I don’t want to talk about my kinks.” She blushed.
“What? I was gonna talk about skipping the party.”
“Oh… right.” She wanted to kick herself. “Forget what I just said.”
“Okay.”
“I’m serious! We are never discussing that, Sun Wukong. So don’t get any weird ideas.” Ilia elbowed him.
“You told me not to go down on you. If that’s the line then in what world do I get to crazier stuff.”
“That’s fair. Yeah I think it is best to spend some time alone later tonight. No offense to you or anything but-”
“I get it. Take your time.” Sun laid on his back and closed his eyes to enjoy the rays.
“Will do, thanks.” Ilia noticed just how calm he was about most of this. It made her a little envious honestly. “You’re taking this well.”
“Am I? I might look like it, but I feel a little anxious. Even now. Is that normal?”
“You are asking the wrong girl. Normal has never applied to me in any part of my life. That’s on me though.”
“Crime is the spice of life.”
“Is that how you justify stealing?”
“Hehe, maybe. You should try it.” He joked.
“I did, your virginity.” Ilia looked down to see Sun look at her with the most ‘why are you like this’ look ever. She couldn’t help but laugh, which made him smile.
“This is nice.” He sat up. “I like our talks.”
“Yeah, me too. Who would’ve thought you’d be good at conversations?”
“Uhh me?” Sun bluntly stated, pointing to himself. “Remember, I’m the one who kicked Blake back into high spirits! My positivity is infectious!”
“Let’s hope that’s the only infectious thing.”
“Wh-you literally just mentioned taking my-”
“Hey you two!”
A voice cut him off from behind. Sun and Ilia turned around and had their sunny moment get a little dimmer. Blake and Yang stood with beach gear and in bikinis. Each wearing the other’s color. “Fancy seeing you two here.” Yang cheerfully said.
“Mind if we join you?” Blake smiled, genuinely happy to see two of her favorite people. “We haven’t spent time together yet.”
The pair of confused friends looked at each other, then back at Blake and Yang. No time like the present. They could only avoid things for so long. Ilia tensed up a little but was jolted out of it the moment Sun’s tail discreetly rubbed her ankle. It was oddly tension releasing.
“Sure.” She nodded, “let’s chat.”
Part 11
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