#if I have enough cardboard

[dompap]

Collection of a bunch of phos doodles from the past month or two.

[boneskullravenriver]

I actually really like that astarion looks... I don't want to say aged, but like... Idk how to describe it.. adult?? So many times in media they always make a point to mention how youthful vampires are and how smooth their skin is. But astarion has laugh lines, his skin wrinkles when he emotes. And it's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. He's ethereal and gorgeous. And I find it hilarious how he has a line where he goes "and beautiful. Not enough people mention that!" Because if only he knew how much brainrot he's caused in the minds of hundreds of people online simply by existing

[canonkiller]

This house is a nightmare and I need to either repair or buy a fridge. I am disabled and neglected by my self-assigned caregiver so my options for affording this are limited.

Opening slots for this commission type to be done as warm ups to my full queue; please send me a message here or email me at canon@canonkiller.com if you're interested! (If you'd like a different type, you can also email me about that to discuss in advance of a full commission opening)

If you want to buy existing things from me, I have bases, physical goods on Redbubble and INPRNT, and adoptable character designs

[sidetongue]

this beautiful idiot went to live with someone else and honestly, both of our QOL are much better HAHA

[scribefindegil]

Related to the last post, we've been rotating a fic concept that involves Marty & Jennifer meeting teen Clara, and as part of it Jennifer has to learn how to deal with 1870's women's clothing (hey, at least she's lucky it's too late for cage crinolines). But Jennifer's just like "UGHHHH these are so stupid! Women couldn't do ANYTHING!" And then when Clara shows up, because these clothes are just normal to her and she knows how to move in them, the first thing she does is hop a fence in a full bustle and Jennifer's like "How. How did she do that."

[thesketchystar]

Illustrated a scene from Chapter 9 of @binarybitex's fic Cardboard Castles. PLEASE give it a read- it's my personal favorite maxvid fic! ^^

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

If I could be arsed to learn how to edit videos and had some kind of mic, I would 110% make a two part video essay series on the politics of Jurassic World because MY GOD, there's so much to dissect.

The first part would be about how the park is the epitome of neoliberal futurism for techbros, including the way the park so easily falls apart though I doubt that aspect is purposeful. Everything is aesthetic first and function second, and we can't possibly use any of the reliable infrastructure we've already come up with because a train is not gonna get us to Mars, but a monorail might.

And the second would be about the buckwild terrible gender politics going on. The movie is deeply unsympathetic to Claire seemingly because she's a woman who prioritised her career as it's both centre to her character arc and also an inciting event of one of the plots. Not to mention the whole Zara thing or the Owen and Claire thing or the stupid "him, I meant him, line. The movie is rife with misogyny, but it feels like that specific misogyny was isekaied over from backlash to second wave feminism.

I could talk about it all for so long because in a way, it feels like a perfect time capsule for 2015. Back when people took Claire running in heels to be this feminist statement to be made fun of and not just a deeply misogynistic movie trying to sell you feminism. And back when Elon Musk managed to get away with his "I'm the real life Iron Man" shit, and people believed he was smart and all his plans would come to fruition. 2015 was a great time to be a tech bro in Silicon Valley with people just throwing money at all your fake promises.

Yeah. See. This is what I mean when I say I could talk about it forever.

[shithowdy]

just about done with my elizabeth holmes halloween costume. give me your blood you can trust me with your blood please. blood.

[napping-sapphic]

You should make me fall so deeply in love with you that it’s embarrassing

[jonny-b-meowborn]

Ohhhh god I got the motel scene everyone stay calm <- will never have a normal reaction to this scene

[cuteniarose]

The consequences of my poor financial decisions are here!!

[thatfaerieprincess]

Do y’all want to see me hopping around dressed up as a green tree frog for our Halloween kids event at work???

[whirling-fangs]

[[ hahaha got his nose ]]

[walking-fnaf-encyclopedia]

yk whats really funny to me? people tend to characterize lolbit as highly aggressive, but like.. its not. like genuinely, it doesnt ever kill you. it just.. what, stops you from using stuff?

if anything, its the least dangerous sister location animatronic??

AND its one of the helpful animatronics in fnaf world!! it provides you with all sorts of helpful bytes! and dee dee (also a shopkeeper in fnaf world, and originating from there like lolbit) in the main games is only characterized as a nuisance by fans, not aggressive. if anything dee dee is worse - they dont offer a way for you to stop them like lolbit does, and you have to scramble to figure who the hell was added because they could very well kill you.

[galaxy-lilies]

making a grian cardboard head for a future convention and im just having a moment where im like "of course grian's eyes are one 'pixel' off from where i can actually see 😭"

[literal-ghost]

Trees are expensive and I have all this cardboard that my husband and I are too lazy to lug out to the dumpster so I'm making a cardboard Christmas tree out of it.

more on this story at 11.