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Collection of a bunch of phos doodles from the past month or two.
#phos#PHOS MY BELOVED#land of the lustrous#my art#art#fanart#hnk#hnk fanart#houseki no kuni#hnk phos#SO MANY PHOS#I’m gonna draw more phos#I made Phos’s sword out of cardboard earlier this week#Cairngorms too#if I have enough cardboard#I’m considering showing the tumblr but idk
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I actually really like that astarion looks... I don't want to say aged, but like... Idk how to describe it.. adult?? So many times in media they always make a point to mention how youthful vampires are and how smooth their skin is. But astarion has laugh lines, his skin wrinkles when he emotes. And it's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. He's ethereal and gorgeous. And I find it hilarious how he has a line where he goes "and beautiful. Not enough people mention that!" Because if only he knew how much brainrot he's caused in the minds of hundreds of people online simply by existing
#astarion#astarion ancunin#bg3 astarion#astarion bg3#bg3#baldurs gate 3#baldur's gate 3#baldurs gate iii#baldur's gate astarion#baldur's gate iii#funnily enough i have shitty printed out DIY posters of the companions i made myself from cardboard that i taped to the wall of my room.#and i made sure to put astarion and gale next to each other because bloodweave.#yes i am delusional thank you
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That face looks familiar but you can't put a name to her.
Her voice fills your head.
" If only I could go back. Back to the way things used to be. The world full of noise and colors "
- Call out her name
- Cover your ears and listen to the silence
#shiko speaks#audio#video#cathygalia#limbus company#project moon#catherine limbus company#argalia library of ruina#thats as many tags as she'll get#I dont want to explain to my parent to drive me into the desert just so I can take a funny picture of a cardboard cutout#I might do it in the future if its funny enough but also id have to actively like. travel far enough outta town into the desert#and far enough without cars passing by (lighting) and do it without looking weird#I could technically walk across my neighborhood to a tiny ass park but. hard to explain and also weird
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This house is a nightmare and I need to either repair or buy a fridge. I am disabled and neglected by my self-assigned caregiver so my options for affording this are limited.
Opening slots for this commission type to be done as warm ups to my full queue; please send me a message here or email me at [email protected] if you're interested! (If you'd like a different type, you can also email me about that to discuss in advance of a full commission opening)
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#any overflow from fridge will go towards paying furniture movers and food#my mother has once again promised extensive help and thrn dipped as soon as things were in the most inconvenient state to leave them#so ive got to fix this mess. again.#i hate having to advertise while there's things in my queue but i havent had food storage that waant a cardboard box in my room since april#because the fridge she got doesnt work. and the guy she called to fix it failed to do so#yippeeeeeeee#commissions#artists on tumblr#comms#will disable reblogs once its filled#/ if enough of my deaigns or resources sell to fill the gap
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this beautiful idiot went to live with someone else and honestly, both of our QOL are much better HAHA
#she just could not vibe with a house full of other animals#her anxiety manifested in insatiably eating everything#not just food#cardboard plastic you name it#i had to lock cupboards and put books on the bin so she couldnt open it and rummage through it#she screamed for food constantly#she innappropriately toileted constantly#to the point where i bought two automatic litter trays so they were always spotless in case that was the issue#she was medicated and given daily enrichment#but nope#anyway after over a year of kind of hating our life together#i bit the bullet and rehomed her#her food obsession has disappered and besides peeing on their bathmat once#she has used the litter tray without issue#we make a commitment to our pets yall#but do not force yourself to keep them if you are both miserable#i wish i was brave enough to have done this sooner#anyway#rehoming is not the devil#and you can do it responsibly#bye ferg i'm sorry to say i don't miss you#but i'm so glad you're finally happy#fergie#the cat edition
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Illustrated a scene from Chapter 9 of @binarybitex's fic Cardboard Castles. PLEASE give it a read- it's my personal favorite maxvid fic! ^^
#maxvid#camp camp#camp camp fanart#camp camp max#camp camp david#cc max#cc david#cc maxvid#is that enough tags?#hopefully!#because im not doing anymore :D#BITE IF UR READING THIS FAR HI I LOVE YOU THANKYOU FOR WRITING CARDBOARD CASTLES I LOVE IT CHEFS KISS MWUAH <3 UR A BELOVED MOOT!!! <3<3<3#myart#my art#proship#profiction#whatever the fuck else i have to tag to get weirdo antis to leave me alone#if theres any errors its bc its 3am and im dead tired#also this is my first full piece of the year! :D all the way in june! huzzah#hey at least its something <3#progress is progress
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just about done with my elizabeth holmes halloween costume. give me your blood you can trust me with your blood please. blood.
#i have a vampire version but tbh this is scary enough#i have to make a little cardboard theranos box lmao
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You should make me fall so deeply in love with you that it’s embarrassing
#wlw#wlw mood#sapphic#sapphism#lesbian#and BEFORE any of yall say that ‘oh um actually love is never embarrassing’ shit— fight me#respectfully we cannot vibe#half of love for me is goinn around KNOWING that i would eat a cardboard box if it meant i could see the person i love smile at me#and it is my god given RIGHT to cringe at myself for it#also love in general is so fucking embarrassing#having the feelings doing the in love thing expressing it#it’s all EMBARASSING#the whole POINT is that the love makes me do it anyway#like if i love you enough to EXPRESS it??? like damn i love you A LOT#like obviously it’s different for everyone but this is what my post is about#and i am choosing to say in advance that NO this is not where we’re doing any of that ‘love is never embarassing’ business#let me watch someone trip and think it’s hot so my brain can go: :/#in PEACE pls#embarassment or cringe isn’t always a bad feeling and yes i WILL die on this hill😤😤😤#im gay and i like sleeping
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Ohhhh god I got the motel scene everyone stay calm <- will never have a normal reaction to this scene
#thiss is my third time seeing it!!! oughf#going feral rabid wild#biting and scratching#i never have enough money to rent a room so idk how it goes when i have a normal place#but honestly. whatever it is i dont think anything gets better than jarod bringing me to his room from outside#because i cant be sleeping out there!!!!!!!#like i know that he actually just wants someone to help him get rid of the body or whatever but i prefer to se it as him being soft actually#and needing help with getting rid of the body#i cant imagine what is his excuse for taking you in when you rent a room lmao#i gotta check that someday#unless i can actually afford that rn honestly i dont remember how much is it#yeah no i dont have enough#and im trying not to get any bad karma this run i wanna be a good guy#gonna sleep on cardboard and have the man drag me inside like a normal person 👍#road 96#jarod road 96#bee buzz
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The consequences of my poor financial decisions are here!!
#blame Kat for this lmao. she got the Yangchen novels first and I very easily give in to peer pressure (that wasn't exerted. but whatever)#three days earlier than scheduled too. which worked out perfectly bc I picked them up on the way home from grandma's#and carried them for 2 km. 2 hardcover books + the thick cardboard boxset they're in#+ the backpack full of food my grandma gave me#in the rain#I nearly fucking died#I'm not made for this level of physical exercise 😅#okay moving on#nia stop calling things like this poor financial decisions challenge#it cost like. the equivalent of 40 bucks#I have 30 times as much hidden away in my sock drawer#and I am usually responsible with my spending. I'm allowed a slightly more expensive treat every once in a while#also my dad doesn't know but I'm sure if I would him 'hey I spent 3.8k on a pair of books is that okay'#he'd be like 'why tf are you asking when have I ever said no to you spending money'#but again. I do try to be mindful#which is why as much as I want the lok art books and could probably ask for money for them. I won't#bc they cost an arm and a leg and I cannot morally allow myself to spend that kind of money#anyway. getting distracted again#do you know how hard it was to get these? I checked like 3 marketplaces before I did#and I was fully ready to get them in russian because non-classical english books are impossible to come by here#sanctions and all that. but somehow I did. and it only cost half the money in my bank account#I don't even know if Russian editions exist. these books were written before the war and before the gay propaganda ban but still#I didn't find them when I looked. maybe they don't sell them now that the law is in place or smth#I don't really care enough to look it up#the point is. I now own the books and can happily read about best girl kyoshi whenever I want#if the stress for an upcoming event doesn't kill me. that is#also I have read rok before but it was 3 years ago so my memory is vague. and I just realised how much thinner sok is?#I'll have to check the page count later
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Do y’all want to see me hopping around dressed up as a green tree frog for our Halloween kids event at work???
#u guys totally want to see this I promise#I had sUCH a good day on Saturday holy shit#literally jumping around and dancing and talking abt frogs all day#it was SO much fun holy shit#I am slightly sore today after the fact#but it was barely painful and so much fun yesterday#I can’t wait for them to share the Official Photos they took during the event#I’ve got some silly ones from coworkers tho and they’re great#I made my own frog feet shoe covers to complete the look and it was like wearing diving flippers I had to walk super funny to keep them up#so they didn’t drag or get bent on the ground bc it was just cardboard and duct tape#I was SO hyper all day I could not stop giggling and dancing and wiggling and jumping#it took until like midnight to wind down enough for sleep#I showered and had a cup of tea and was still giggly#I have not had that feral energy in a long while#im a rambling Sam
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[[ hahaha got his nose ]]
#mask off / ooc post#[[ as a treat for getting a job :) I'm finally playing with my last toys from japan#this one is a small 200 pieces but then i have the entertainment district poster hehe#i just don't have a cardboard plank large enough#or a wall where to put them up 🥲 ]]
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yk whats really funny to me? people tend to characterize lolbit as highly aggressive, but like.. its not. like genuinely, it doesnt ever kill you. it just.. what, stops you from using stuff?
if anything, its the least dangerous sister location animatronic??
AND its one of the helpful animatronics in fnaf world!! it provides you with all sorts of helpful bytes! and dee dee (also a shopkeeper in fnaf world, and originating from there like lolbit) in the main games is only characterized as a nuisance by fans, not aggressive. if anything dee dee is worse - they dont offer a way for you to stop them like lolbit does, and you have to scramble to figure who the hell was added because they could very well kill you.
#vr doesnt really count thats made by fazco#and its in vr so if lolbit could legitimately jumpscare you anywhere without killing you itd be there#and weve seen that purely-software characters can do things to the actual person if they so desire (and if they have enough power)#(<-talking abt glitchtrap ofc)#i think everyones like oh its just funtime foxy but software and a lil goofy cause of the lol stuff#WRONG it just likes to fuck w ppl#lolbit is literally just a troll. yeah it knows ur home address and full name but it solely uses that to send you glitter bombs and a large+#cardboard box filled to the brim w spaghetti#it has one v v simple request; type L-O-L and itll leave you and your stuff be#and even if you dont it just blocks off ur stuff#i also love dee dee this is not dissing them!!!! fucking love that little nuisance !!!!!#the only acceptable capitalists are mendo lolbit and dee dee. my fav capitalists too#n e ways…… lolbit my darling#and dee dee my darling. they were just the closest example to lolbit in how they are in canon#x#x chatter#fnaf#lolbit#dee dee
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making a grian cardboard head for a future convention and im just having a moment where im like "of course grian's eyes are one 'pixel' off from where i can actually see 😭"
#also dont have a watch so *proceeds to make one out of cardboard*#i just hope i have enough white paint
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Trees are expensive and I have all this cardboard that my husband and I are too lazy to lug out to the dumpster so I'm making a cardboard Christmas tree out of it.
more on this story at 11.
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I wanna make a joke about fixing your phone and skateboard bc we finally got head but idk how to phrase it in a way that makes it actually funny
#super glad I saved the foam scraps from the bodies!!!#not that I wouldn’t have had enough foam without them#just that it worked and that means wasting less!!#also so far these are made of tape foam cardboard toilet paper foam board paper towel and glue#not just the heads#the bodies as a whole#waitbfuck I forgot about the campfire skewer dowels in the center of the torsos lol#anyway
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