#idk why this idea won't get the hell out of my head but its making me feral

[chr0n1c-ag0ny]

if Sigma worked at the ADA dazai would call him pet names relentlessly, doesn't matter when, where, or who's listening:

"Hey pretty bird~ could you..."

"Oh, birdy can handle that, can't you, birdy?"

"Me and pretty boy are gonna go check out the crime scene,"

"Come on sweetheart, please, pretty please do my paperwork?"

"Morning darling~"

"Who decided to put their hands on our little bird," (no one touches Sigma. the entire ADA agree's on that one)

"Want to join the rest of us for lunch angel?"

"Good job, love,"

"Go get'em princess~"

"Hey hun could you help me with this report?"

"Come on beautiful, can't be late to that meeting or Kunikida's gonna have both of our heads,"

he doesn't stop, ever, and it starts spreading to the rest of the office.

Yosano will jokingly use the pet names when they're off the job or making fun of Dazai, but honestly takes to using them at work as well after a while, they're really pretty when they blush, wat can she say? (transfem!Sigma x Yosano yuri.... I think maybe)

Kunikida, after months of yelling at Dazai for being unprofessional and Sigma telling him "it's fine, really, it... it's not that much of a bother", will deadpan the pet name's with a very tired "I can't believe this is what my work like has come too" tone, esepcially cause Dazai will only refer to Sigma as said pet names in his reports (which Sigma and Kunikida always revise) and in the office groupchat/email chain.

Ranpo uses them in the gc.

Fukuzawa is tired of getting the reports from Dazai where a birdy is missed by Kunikida and Sigma's tireless revisions.

everyone else knows exactly who's being referred to when they hear those pet names, even if they don't use them themselves, just like Sigma pretends to not like it, but responds every time he hears one of his many titles.

they become his monikers in the field. Dazai is elated.

[deanscherrypie420]

𝑷𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒆𝒔𝒔

A/N: Hi guys! I promised another Sam fic so HERE WE ARE! This idea was originally for Dean, but I figured it would work for Sammy too. I tweaked it a little bit once I saw this GIF because OMG idk its just so cute. ENJOY <3

Characters: Sam Winchester, Reader Y/N, Dean Winchester, Crowley

Pairing: Sam Winchester X Reader

Warnings: Demon!Reader, arguing, mild violence, guns, alcohol, biting, fluff, supernatural stuff, nerds, physical affection.

Summary: After the Winchester brothers barge into Crowley's lair, they meet you. You're already in a bad mood and they don't help. You can't help but notice the taller one, how attractive he is. After going to the bunker with them, you find yourself in an unexpected situation.

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"I have never once gotten myself in danger! Why won't you let me do this?" Y/N screamed at the man in front of her. Crowley was like a father to her. He took her in from the depths of hell when she was little, turning her into the little princess of hell.

"Hunters get hurt. They die, all the time. Is that really something you want for yourself?" He questioned, crossing his hands in his lap. He was staring down at her from his throne and this irked her. She didn't like being talked down to, especially not by Crowley. She was not going to be treated like one of his servants.

"You are ridiculous. I am more than capable of killing a few monsters. I'm a mini you, for hell's sake!" He just shook his head and sighed. "I said no, Y/N. Do not make me repeat myself."

Y/N felt her jaw tick, her eyes quickly flicking to black, a low red glow illuminating from the corners. She wasn't a normal demon. After being with Crowley, she evolved into a different being.

Her arm stuck out and she flung him across the room, earning a loud groan from not only him but two new men. She snapped her head around and walked backwards towards the throne, claiming her rightful seat upon it.

"Did we interrupt something?" The shorter one chuckled as he nudged Crowley with his foot. The older man grunted and pushed himself off the ground. "Get out, Winchesters. We are having a family discussion."

The taller one glanced over at you, and his brother hooted. "Wow, a new wife? This one's a little young, don't ya think?" Her eyes widened and she instinctively slammed him against the wall. "He is like my father, you indolent pig!"

"Right, my bad." He choked out and the giant stepped forward. "Let him go." He said as he pulled out a blade. She just laughed, looking over at Crowley. He gave her a nod and she huffed, releasing the man from her hold.

"Well, aren't you a bundle of sunshine." He scoffed as he brushed himself off. She glared at him and he put his hands up in defense, making the taller one laugh quietly.

"Look, Crowley, we need your help. Difficult demon hunt." He explained as his brother still tried to compose himself. Crowley shook his head, an amused look on his face. "Very funny, Sam. Run along, you two aren't getting help here."

"Actually, Sam, you might. What do you need help with?" Y/N announced quickly, rising from the seat and stepping forward. "Uh... Just with some research, I really don't think you-" Sam started but Crowley cut him off. "You aren't helping, Y/N. Go to the back room, now."

"What's your name?" She asked the shorter man, ignoring the king completely. "Dean. This is my brother." He grinned, growing a liking to the young woman. Sam cleared his throat and looked down at her, "I would listen to your, uh, dad."

The older man nodded and gestured towards the doorway behind her. She shook her head and smiled up at him, an innocent look in her beautiful Y/E/C eyes. "I'm a big girl, Sam. He can't control me." She moved closer to him, standing nearly a foot away.

"He's the king of hell, the hell you mean he doesn't control you?" Dean questioned, disbelief mounting his features. She glanced over at him, her eyes morphing into dark pits enclosed by a ruby glow. "I'm the princess of hell. I have more power than you think, Winchester."

Sam stepped back, his brows furrowing as he lips flattened into a line. "Don't worry, I don't bite. I want to help." She blinked her eyes back to normal and grinned at the brothers.

"Y/N! What did I tell you!" Crowley shouted, using his powers to throw her to the floor. She hissed and got up, her eyes glowing brighter than they had before. "I swear to God, I will carve out your fucking eyes." She spat as she tossed him against a wall, her fingers closing tighter, slowly crushing his internal organs.

Sam rushed to her side and tried pulling her back, but she just kept going, slowly walking towards the king. When she reached him, her hand wrapped around his throat, a low growl escaping her. "I'm becoming a hunter, whether you like it or not."

Sam gripped her shoulder, leaning down to whisper in her ear. "He's not stopping you, let's go. You're alright." He soothed, giving her a gentle squeeze.

Her brain stuttered, her force relaxing as her eyes shifted. "Fine." She stated simply before letting go of Crowley completely and storming out of the building.

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They had stopped at a diner before heading home to the bunker, all of them chatting and story-telling. The waitress came by to take their orders and she looked Y/N up and down, a look of distaste forming across her face.

"Well, you have an interesting fashion choice." The older woman spoke. Y/N bit her tongue, trying to remind herself that this was a conservative town and her outfit was very provocative. "Thanks, Hun. Anyway, I'd like-" The woman cut her off and put a hand on her hip.

"I'm just saying, young lady. That is a very immodest outfit. If I didn't know better, I'd think you work on the streets." Her southern drawl only made Y/N more irritated. Dean tried holding back a laugh, his beer nearly shooting out of his mouth.

"And I think you belong in a nursing home. Don't worry, hell has great hosts. I'd like some fries, please." She punctuated her statement with a flash of her eyes, the action earning a quiet gasp from Sam and roar of laughter from his brother.

"C-coming right up." The waitress murmured before skittishly running off, retreating to the back of the diner. "Damn, little lady. Didn't know you were that feisty!" Dean teased and she rolled her eyes. "Didn't know you were that reckless." Sam muttered and she sighed.

"Sammy, we're fine. What is she gonna do, call a priest on me?" Dean snickered some more. "You should really be more careful - for your safety." Sam warned, his brows knitted together.

"Awh, you care about me!" She cooed, a sarcastic undertone lacing her words. "We only just met, Sammy. We aren't that committed yet."

He shook his head and stared her down, his eyes so full and bright. "Those are the cutest puppy dog eyes ever." She added before kissing his cheek and excusing herself to the bathroom.

"Sammy's got a girlfriend..." Dean whispered in a sing-song voice, causing Sam to kick him under the table.

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Sam was researching in the library, books sprawled out on the desk in front of him. He was fiddling with a pen in his hands, a concentrated look on his face as he jotted down a few things on a notepad.

"Whatcha writing, Sammy?" Y/N asked. She was sitting on a bar above him, the ceiling only a few feet away from her head. Her legs dangled mindlessly in the air as she studied him.

He raised a brow and looked up at her. "What are you doing up there, Princess?" He questioned back, slouching back a bit in his chair. "Watching you." She responded with a huge smile, her eyes glistening in the bunker light.

"Why don't you come down from there, yeah?" He offered, patting his thigh gently as an invitation. She giggled and bit her lip, leaning forward. Her hands slid beneath the cool metal and grasped the edge behind her.

She swung downwards, hanging there for a minute before dropping to the ground. "If you insist." She danced her way over, her hands meeting his shoulders as she crawled into his lap.

He chuckled and his hand began rubbing her back. She nestled her head underneath his chin and skimmed over the pages he was reviewing. Her legs were hunched up, knees level with his upper chest and feet planted on his other thigh.

His free hand gently wrapped around her ankle, his digits resting on the hem of her sock as his thumb traced random patterns on her skin.

She reached over and grabbed his beer bottle, taking a long drag and twirling it between her fingers. "That's mine." He mumbled into her hair, his hand moving from her leg, covering hers as he tried to reclaim the bottle.

"No. I want it." She retorted, trying to move the bottle away. He plugged the top of the bottle with his thumb so it didn't spill, tugging it away from her. "Well, you don't always get what you want."

She huffed and crossed her arms, her elbow digging into his stomach. "I got you." She bickered and he smiled. He set the bottle down on the table and pulled her closer, one arm hooked around her belly.

"I guess you're right, Princess."

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A/N: I hope you guys enjoyed! This one was super fun to write <3 If you liked it, please follow, reblog and comment! All feedback is LOVED.

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[icumpinkglitterxo]

Needy

a/n: im pretty sure this kind of cockwarming like sleeping with someones dick inside u is dangerous and u can get like a yeast infection or something?? so like dont try it xx also this is my first fic and im really just diving in head first w smut and its cringe. enjoy ★

warnings: smut, cockwarming, semi-public, p in v, squirting, hickeys, i dont think theres anything else its sex idk

You woke up from your nap in Slash's bunk in the tour bus. You sit up groggily, then see Slash sitting next to you. He smiles when he sees that you're awake. "Have a nice nap?" You smile and nod, "yeah, although i do miss my own bed," you reply with a slight frown.

Slash leans closer and whispers in your ear, "You know what I'm in the mood for?" You look up at him, "Slash, no! Don't you remember how pissed Axl got last time?" Slash whines, "please? We've been on tour for two months and we haven't had any time together. I'm starting to lose my mind!" You sigh, "I know, but I don't wanna get into trouble again... Axl was really pissed off last time, and it wasn't even because of the noise! We made a huge mess!" Slash frowns and whines.

You knew how needy Slash already was, but when he went a long time without fucking you or getting off, he only got needier.

He sat pouting for a while, then a wide smile spread across his face, "I've got an idea..." You look over at him with a worried look, "oh no..." He moves around the bunk, then starts to take off his pants.

Your eyes widen, "Slash, what the hell are you doing!?" You asked, whisper yelling because you knew the others were asleep. He kicks his pants off and pumps his already hard cock a few times, then looks up at you, "sit on it?" You stare at him as though he were crazy, "are you insane?" Slash frowns, "you don't even have to do anything! Just sit on it and then we can go to sleep! Please?" He was practically begging at this stage.

You sigh, knowing there would be no changing his mind, and besides, you kind of liked the idea too. Even though you weren't as needy as him, you still hadn't been touched in a long time, and this was better than nothing.

"Fine," you say, with a hint of annoyance.

His eyes light up as he watches you pull your shorts off, then your panties. You grab onto his shoulders and lower yourself onto his cock. He grabs your waist, guiding you down. You let out a slightly loud moan, but Slash presses a hand over your mouth, "Baby, you need to be quiet." You gaze up at him and nod.

He takes his hand away when you're fully seated, then he shifts the two of you so that you can both sleep. You look up at him and feel a wave of excitement wash over you as you realise that you're going to sleep with Slash buried deep inside you.

You start giggling. Slash raises an eyebrow, "what's so funny?" You keep giggling, "this." Slash looks down at you, "how is this funny?" He asks, confused. "Because we're not supposed to be doing it." He sighs but smiles, "we aren't making any noise, and we won't make any messes, so we're not doing anything wrong."

Eventually, your giggles start to die down, and Slash falls asleep first with his arm draped over your waist. You stare at his face for a while, admiring how peaceful he looks when he sleeps. Then you hear footsteps, and you panic, pulling the blanket up over the bottom half of both of you.

Axl pulls the curtain of your bunk open and looks down at the two of you. He could tell Slash wasn't wearing pants, and you weren't wearing a top or bra, so he had his suspicions. "What are you two doing?" You look over your shoulder at him, acting innocent, "we're going to sleep? What are you doing?" He glares at you, still not convinced, "why is Slash naked? And why don't you have a top on?"

You roll your eyes at his ridiculous questions, even though he had every right to be suspicious. "I'm too warm, and Slash usually sleeps naked. Is that really shocking?"

Axl glares at both of you for a second, "I guess not, but you better not be doing anything like last time. I like spending my money on stuff for the band, not on trying to get your mess out of the carpet." You roll your eyes again and wave him away, "yeah, yeah, we get it. Now go away!"

Axl sighs and pulls the curtain closed again, then goes to his own bunk. You look back at Slash, who was still asleep. You nuzzle your head into his neck and slowly start to fall asleep.

When the tour was finally finished, the band was on their way back to L.A. Slash was the most excited. The entire journey back, all he could think about was getting off, whether it was with or without you.

When the two of you finally got back home, he practically shoved you inside the house and into the kitchen, not even bothering to lock the door. He lifts you onto the island in the kitchen and starts kissing your jaw and down your neck, "fuck, I've missed you so much..."

You giggle, "I was with you through the whole tour?" He pulls your top and bra off and grabs your chest, "and I didn't get to see these once, or your pretty little pussy." You turn red and laugh nervously, "they're not that great..."

Slash looks up at you, "are you fucking kidding me?" He says, sounding slightly offended. You frown, "what?"

Slash doesn't reply. Instead, he starts unbuttoning your jeans and pulling them down, followed by your panties. You lift your hips slightly to help him. He takes his own leather pants off, pumping his hard cock a few times before lining it up with your entrance.

He pushes into you in one swift motion. You gasp and grab onto his shoulders, "fuck!"

He smirks and starts to slowly thrust into you. He leans forward and starts kissing your neck. You wrap your arms around him, soft whines and moans leaving your lips. He starts to increase the pace, thrusting faster. Your moans start getting louder and needier.

"Fuck! Slash! Please...don't stop, don't stop," you cry out. He reaches down and starts circling your clit with his thumb, "oh baby, I'm not stopping any time soon." You moan louder at the increased pleasure on your clit. Slash leans down and starts sucking on your neck and collarbone, leaving dark purpleish hickeys all over your skin.

The kitchen fills with the sound of your loud moans and Slash's grunts and low moans. You arch your back, feeling yourself getting closer and closer. Slash could tell you were close, feeling your walls tighten around him.

"Fuck! I-I'm gonna cum! Please! Don't stop!" Slash smirks, "cum for me, baby" he says, gripping onto your hips to hold you in place.

You moan loudly, and your eyes roll to the back of your head as you squirt all over his dick. It doesn't take long for him to finish inside you. He pulls out and looks down at you, "you okay, Princess?" You look up at him with lidded eyes and nod lazily. He chuckles softly and picks you up, and carries you to the bathroom.

You rest your head on his shoulder, feeling exhausted and barely able to register being set down on the counter or the cold washcloth between your legs.

Once he's satisfied you're clean, he picks you back up and carries you into your shared bedroom. He sets you down on the bed and goes over to your shared dresser and grabs a clean pair of panties for you, knowing you feel more comfortable wearing them when you go to sleep. He slips them on you, then sits down beside you.

"Are you okay? Do you want any food or water before you go to sleep?" You smile and shake your head. He smiles and kisses your forhead, then pulls you close, "get some rest, darling."

[supern0vashii]

im gonna dump so much au lore OH MY GOD

okay ive been cooking up a little SOMETHING

BASICALLY A 50 FOLLOWER SPECIAL 💥💥

rubs hands deviously /j

SMG4 SHOWTIME AU!!

SMALL HEADS-UP: MOST OF THE AU SURROUNDS AROUND MY OC'S (ST4RSTRUCK, CALLED STAR IN THIS AU) LORE

MAIN STORY:

CW: BRAINWASHING / GORE

( i don't know if its heavy gore but there's some headcutting here so yeah )

its really long 💔💔 its basically a fic idk

This all started when Mr. Puzzles had finally taken the SMG4 cast and brainwashed / forcing them so they can participate in his goofy cartoon TV parodies.

As he released more content for his company, he realized that SMG4 and his crew weren't going to be enough to hit his beloved five star rating.

That same day, he received a text from his daughter, Star. She had asked him if they could meet up, since they haven't seen each other in almost two decades.

After the two had their father-daughter chit-chat, Star mentions that she got the main part in a musical that was happening in a few hours. Intrigued, and happy to be there for his daughter, Mr. Puzzles decided to go to said musical.

That's when Star's talent was truly shown, and the idea clicked so fast in Mr. Puzzles's mind it would have made his head spin.

"Why force a group of amateurs to do something when you have your own star right in front of you?"

That same night, after the event, Mr. Puzzles asked Star if she wanted to work for her as the star in his entertainment company, Puzzlevision.

Star declined, with the reason that she wanted to finish college before she did anything big.

Mr. Puzzles was furious. Not furious at the fact that Star didn't accept, but furious at the fact that he won't be able to get those precious five stars.

Mr. Puzzles thought, why even ask when I can make her participate unwillingly?

With that, Mr. Puzzles brainwashed Star and forced her to become the singing and dancing mascot of Puzzlevision.

But something was wrong. The way she looked, her appearance.. It didn't fit the company's vision at all. Mr. Puzzles thought of an extremely gorey solution to make sure Star fits in with the rest like a puzzle piece.

HE CUT OFF HER FACE AND PUT A TV IN ITS PLACE.

But he wanted Star to be happy in his little circle of entertainment hell. So Mr. Puzzles kidnapped and also brainwashed Star's friends SMG6 and Amber. Mr. Puzzles erased Amber's memories, and the well-being and status of SMG6 is currently unknown to the public eye.

As for the SMG4 crew, they're still stuck in Puzzlevision.

EXCEPT FOR FOUR.

And thanks to Star, Mr. Puzzles had finally gotten his precious five stars.

SMG3, Boopkins, and Luigi escaped Puzzlevision somehow. And thank God that Mr. Puzzles hasn't noticed yet. Mr. Puzzles has taken notice of Melony and has brainwashed her as well. As for Saiko, she stays with 3, Luigi, and Boopkins.

SMG4 STATUS AND INFO:

SMG4: Mr. Puzzles decided to keep SMG4 in his perfect video craze. He's much easier to control that way. The difference between the normal SMG4 and SHOWTIME!SMG4 is that he is way more aggressive and has a light-blue scarf with stars, and star earrings. Both whom he acquired from Star. SMG4 has a necklace with a puzzle charm on it, just like Star, Mario, and Amber do. I wonder what that's about.

MEGGY: Meggy is still stuck in the Western Spagetthi Simulation with Tari and One Shot Wren. Like ever since she has arrived in the simulation, Meggy has been being shot repeatedly by her "idol." Meggy has begged Mr. Puzzles for mercy many times, she had eventually found out that he was the one behind the simulation all along. She has seen Star make a few cameos in Western Spagetthi due to her popularity throughout Puzzlevision. Meggy does not wear a puzzle-charmed necklace.

TARI: Like Meggy, she stays in the Western Spagetthi Simulation. She is attempting to make a small safe spot where the two can talk to each other and relax. But that hasn't been easy since Clench has been malfunctioning lately. It's terrifying having to watch your best friend, and coach, be shot and die in front of you over and over again. The emotion was just so raw. Tari does not wear a puzzle-charmed necklace.

MARIO: Mr. Puzzles despises Mario. He keeps Mario on full lockdown (completely brainwashed, and locked in a room) when he isn't on air. When Mario is on air, he usually does his goofy shenanigans, since he is completely oblivious to what's going on. Mario is kinda sad that SMG4 won't talk to him. Mario sometimes flirts with Star as a joke. Like he always does when they're paired together for a scene. Star is just confused. Mario wears a puzzle-charmed necklace.

BOB: Bob can mostly be seen in the comedy scenes, he's not too popular in the Puzzlevision community. Like Mario, Bob is completely oblivious to the crew being brainwashed. He asked SMG4 if he was on crack when 4 asked him if he remembered anything before Mario's Mysteries. Bob does wonder where Boopkins is though. Bob does not wear a puzzle-charmed necklace.

MELONY: The only reason Mr. Puzzles brainwashed Melony is because of how powerful she is. A deity that could foil his plan in seconds cannot do! All Melony really does is sleep in the Western Spagetthi Simulation. Melony does not wear a puzzle-charmed necklace.

STAR: Star isn't doing too well. She had most recently found out of her father's true intentions. And she is mad. But, sadly, there is nothing she can do about it since Mr. Puzzles has eyes everywhere. Her relationship between her and SMG4 is complicated. She has tried contacting him and telling him what he doing isn't healthy. Yet he continues to work on his computer all the time. Star is worried for SMG4. Star has tried contacting anyone outside of Puzzlevision, she has reached someone outside once, but they didn't respond in time. Before 3 escaped, she gave him her star necklace so he can remember her when he, Saiko, Boopkins, and Luigi break the crew out of Puzzlevision. Star wears a puzzle-charmed necklace.

AMBER: Amber works for Mr. Puzzles, since she doesn't remember anything before waking up and being sat down in a vacant office. Except for the fact that Mr. Puzzles was sitting at the other side of the table, telling her that she worked here. Amber feels a familiar feeling when she is near Star. She's not sure why though, she's never seen her before. Right? Amber writes scripts for Mr. Puzzles's cartoon parodies. And is one of the best workers in Puzzlevision. After Star, of course. Amber wears a puzzle-charmed necklace.

SMG6: N/A

AHHHH THAT'S IT

my fingers hurt KDJFKFKFKFK

Taglist (VOID THIS 🙏🙏): @3nvymist @cudiess @bookofwhimsy

[callmegaith]

I'm glad it seems you're still into rusty lake because idk who else to dump all my theories on.

I went through your theory tag and I have to admit I'm now a firm believer that the twist will be that David never killed Dale's parents and it was all manipulation by Mr. Owl. If you think about it, it makes sense. We know from the past within that both Dale and Laura survived Paradox and are going up the elevator (presumably to start the ceremony for the day of the lake)

The Cave is a very important game to this theory, me thinks.

Paradox was all in Dale's head while he was strapped down to the memory machine we saw him in, in The Cave. What if David was there to stop Dale from going forward with the ceremony? Isn't it likely? We see the fisherman who looks oddly like David on a boat during the Cave (again, same time as Paradox takes place) so David would be on the scene. As you also mentioned, it could be that David is the one who left the letter to Dale about not drinking the vial, since it was signed "D." And the one person referred to as D. During paradox IS David.

This wouldn't be the first time we see David being a rebel and conducting his own schemes, right?

What if David is there to sabotage the day of the lake? Ruin things for Mr. Owl as he did in Hotel by escaping?

What if David is actually the good guy?

I think Mr. Owl and Mr. Crow manipulated both Laura and Dale so they could use them to create the golden cube. They fed Dale the memories that would get them the best results for making the cube. For all we know, Birthday might have never even really happened, or if it did, we don't know the real version of it (again, as you mentioned. Both recouns of Birthday are through Dale's already screwed up and made up memories, one having Mr. Crow in it as Dale's "grandpa" and one in Paradox. Both have contradicting information such as Grandpa not being in the Paradox retelling (I believe because he was never there to begin with) and one where it says Dale was 11 and not 9 like the original game) I don't think that was a mistake. I think that was deliberate by the developers to let us know that Dale's memories can't be trusted. The fact is, we don't know what happened in Birthday. For all we know it could have been Harvey who killed Dale's parents and Mr. Owl just changed replaced Harvey with Mr. Rabbit in Dale's memories.

So I'm gonna put down my bet right now and say that David is innocent and he's being framed!

PLEASE DONT GET MY HOPES UP IM FRAGILE AND ILL BREAK EASILY

FR THE FISHERMAN

He wears the same hat as David as well as the same suit as Mr. Rabbit he seems to be covering his face, or at least, won't show it to Crow probably cuz Mr. Crow would obviously recognize him so he keeps his back turned the whole time. Same as Mr. Rabbit who is one of the only characters we never see unmasked

We know Jakob, we know Aldous, we even see Elizabeth. But David is never revealed to us which I always found interesting and it really makes me wanna believe cuz yea, the twist is gonna be that it isn't David who killed Dale's parents. As another anon pointed out, after Mr. Rabbit '""dies""" you see Harvey on the tree could be nothing. Could be a hint. Who fuckin knows.

Totally forgot about the whole golden cube thing so thanks for bringing it up. Wish we had more information about what the golden cube actually is.

I wouldn't go as far to say as David is the good guy, I don't think Rusty Lake is a game that has "good" guys and "bad" guys. Just people with their own plans and motives trying to achieve said plans through any means.

If all this is true we still don't know why they decided to frame David? Could be cuz he always gets in the way of their plans and LISTEN---

REBEL DAVID IS SOMETHING IM VERY INTO OKAY? DONT PLAY AROUND WITH ME WITH THAT IDEA CUZ THE THOUGHT THAT HE COULD BE GOING AGAINST THE LAKE AND ITS PLANS AND THATS WHY HES DENIED RESURRECTION AND AND AND JUST... FBLAKCKSCHALXKS I LOVE IT, OKAY?! HELL YA, DAVID! YOU GO BE A LIL REBEL

But yeah, generally I agree. We don't know how birthday REALLY went down and what the twist is gonna be but I just know there's gonna be some twist to it

It's so funny yesterday I was talking to my friends about how I feel like the presence of the fisherman+the warning signed D. Seems like very vague hints that David is on his own journey in the background and that he might still have some more tricks up his sleeve but since nothing is concrete and it's all just "what if" and "maybe" I really don't wanna get my hopes up but I think it would be such a cool twist 😭😭😭

Also anon, I'm always into RL. Please feel free to write to me any time 🥰 even if it seems like I'm doing other things or focusing on other stuff, RL is the one brainrot I have that never goes away and I'm always happy to talk about it

[corwly]

okay but what if the headband was a metaphor or whatever for a halo

let me explain

cause at the same time as the scenes of crowley in heaven (with the headband) aziraphale blew up his halo

we also see only one other angel with a headband on

in this post by @fuckyeahgoodomens they say muriel could have made crowley outfit

this makes sense considering it is the exact same headband but i have another completely fucking bonkers idea

what if, and hear me out, muriel doesn't have a halo? we don't have much information on how long they take to grow like idk grow back. (only that the last time aziraphale blew his up was during the great war) so maybe the headband is a placeholder.

i've seen another post that i can't find or remember who the op was but in it they mentioned that the metatron was planning to demote gabriel to 38th class and that was one below muriel and maybe muriel had been demoted

this scene could have been rather soon after whatever they did to get demoted

after a quick google, this would fit pretty accurately with what corporate dick heads would want someone to strive to after being demoted all the way down and having their memories wiped.

but why does this matter!

crowley is a demon and, to my knowledge, demons don't have halos???

maybe he was trying to blend in with the bees, sure you can look like a bee but you have to feel like a bee, give those sweet bee vibes in order to blend in well enough

what if, and hear me out with this one

what if crowley knew that the headband would make him passable enough without the other angles having to feel his halo present?

now we don't know if this is even something that angles can feel or whatever but they sure as hell can feel the presence of other heavenly/occult entities.

now going back, they could have made these scenes play at slightly different times but at the same time aziraphale was blowing up his halo we see crowley in heaven watching the video of gabriel leaving heaven. there are multiple ways to read this which can all be correct!

•gabriel leaving was him leaving being an angel behind and aziraphale blowing up his halo was him tearing a part of his angel-ness out

•aziraphale declaring war on hell as a "desperate measure" and crowley going to heaven in his own body (for what we can only assume is the first time since the fall ofc excluding s1ep6 when they switched bodies) was both of them doing everything they could to be with the other, regardless of consequence

•the scenes playing at the same time and saraquel noticing crowley in muriel's seldom visited office while the book shop was bombarded by demons mean muriel may have had a closer eye on them then was let on

•crowley wearing a headband exactly like muriel's when she was in what seems to be the lowest class could mean headbands in heaven (which metal ones like that were not invented until the late 1980's at the very least and weren't popular until the 1990's but there's not much info on that) gold comb headbands could symbolize the lack of a halo

muriel having worn that headband before then later seeing the same one in sequence to aziraphale blowing up his supports my last point so i won't give it its own but also something to add

all that to say, this show doesn't really do coincidence like reusing a wardrobe piece like that. the chances of this not leaning towards something are a bit minimal and just the fact alone that muriel is 37th class is enough to say that they definitely did something to be put there if the archangel himself was going to be demoted one below them.

please tell me your thoughts on this i feel like a crazy person lol

[octopodeez]

Lol you ready for this? Its long. So I have an oc that I made originally for the specific reason to fuck Doflamingo. Its not me directly doing it so it's fine Lol. I might be horny but i gotta draw a line. But I got Waaay to carried away with this and made my oc fuck my 3 main blonde simps (Spoilers up until post dressrosa idk where you are so warning) here's how it happens

So remember when Dof was in Jaya while the strawhats were in Skypiea? Remember that. My character, who I named a weird name so I'll just call them Z, is from Skypiea. As the strawhats go up, he gets, for lack of a better word, thrown down by Enel. Z is blood related to the Shandia (the tribe from skypiea). He basically was pissed and threw himself at Enel early to try and kill him and got royally fucked up. Then was just dropped of the edge and proceeded to fall the 20 thousand ft down through the different layers all the way down until a little before he hit the normal ocean. Cut to Doflamingo, leaving Jaya, loud scream getting closer and closer. Everyone looks up and there is a person falling out of the sky. Buffalo stopped Z in the air and then released, Z falls the rest of the way and lands literally right infront of Dof and smashes into the ground. Z then in a delirious rage, completely fucked up stands up saying some shit like "ILL BURN THAT GOD ALIVE!" and then passes out.

Doflamingo: lol ima keep it

Z is a freak might I add, and at this point, not normal at all. He also truly has no idea what the world is like since they only were ever in Skypiea. Dof takes advantage of this of course and molds him into his vicious personal hitman. (Of course they fuck that was the point of this lol) So Z gets sent out on these long ass missions to hunt down anyone dof says to, doing this earns him the title of "Doflamingo's Hell Hound" since his thing was hunting donw people who thought they got away and 'dragging them back to hell'. The last time Z is sent out he comes back to a now destroyed dressrosa just days after luffy kicked dofs ass. So...now he's just alone?

That being said he tracks down the strawhats lol. But not for revenge, he literally has no idea who to ask about what happened and "why not ask the bigger fish" he thinks. Cut to when he eventually find them, shit gets angsty. Now he's learning all the shit that was blatantly kept from his knowledge. Sure Z was already killing for dof, but what do you mean all the toys were real people and an unimaginable number of people were suffering from so many different angles? So he now learns the whole truth and is devastated. attempts to unalive self right infront of the strawhats. Of course they don't let that happen tho, you know these guys. So now he's really lost. Z then spends like 3 months with these idiots, every stop hes like "alright im leaving" And then for an unforseen reason continues to stick around. This is when Z gets a taste of love from another blonde. Sanji

(Notes: Z is transmasc, and if you didn't know Dofs fav food is Lobster, so I just say he's a seafood person) Z never asked for anything ever, so he basically ate whatever was given to him, if at all, his whole time with dof and into his time with the strawhats. Z barely eats and will avoid the kitchen because of it but Sanji won't let anyone go hungry so he trys over and over to get Z to eat an actual portion for his size. Then one day Sanji makes some meat and Z finally gets a whiff and is like.."what smells so good?" Turns out Z loves meat, luffy level type meat lover. He, without realizing it, hasn't had a single bite of anything besides seafood for now years! Now Z is eating and sobbing at how good the food is every meal; and now he won't leave sanji alone. Z spends a lot of time just hanging out while Sanji cooks, asks to try anything and everything since he wants to now explore the world that was unknowingly denied to him. Sanji slowly is falling head over heels, but fighting it cause "I'm not gay I swear" lol. But Z just looks at him one day and says "well...it's not gay if you don't want I to be, i wont say it is" and that was truly all Sanji needed to hear lol. They fuck like once, but their relationship is just entirely romantic sweet tooth rotting fluff where Sanji unknowingly mends Zs abused heart by giving him the complete opposite from what he was used to. But these two never label themselves. The enjoy each others company and sanjis already panicing about a label, plus Z dont care, so they just exist together for this time until the day comes where Z leaves his temporary home with the strawhats. Sanji now sad as hell, but Z basically tells him he made him love life again and promised to see sanji again someday. reluctant as he was, they let each other go.[Something something if you love someone let them go?] Yeah Z never says It but he is fighting some deep turmoil where he's like "if dof breaks out of prison, he's gonna be pissed and I will not put that on the people who changed my life so im leaving now for real before i marry the guy fighting bisexuality" yea sanji and Z really could have had something if Z had been told that Dof really, truly, stood no chance against Luffy in the slightest anymore, but anytime he asked how dof got beaten all he ever heard was, "yea luffy kicked his ass, it was pretty crazy" so he never really knew that until later when he put two and two together himself

Alright, next blonde! Z now is a wanderer looking for an outlet for his.."talents" you don't kill for a warlord and not come out of it good at the task Okay so this is where my brain hasn't created yet, I'm still actively building this self indulgence story so I'm working on it lol Somehow he ends up with the Revolutionary Army and joins them. he hits it off with everyone, really fits in to well, and when he mentions he spent some time with the strawhats that only makes things easier, now step in ✨️Sabo✨️ these two are both unhinged, yes, but it's like they pass back and forth a braincell and when one is crazy the other is the anchor in that moment and vice-versa. They "friends-to-lovers style" there way into a relationship where they only acknowledge that they are together way after they realize, "oh shit are we dating?" And that leads to Z finally spilling how he feels like he betrayed Dof despite everything and that he couldn't live with himself if someone he cared about got hurt cause of his past. But you know Sabo, he's not even slightly worried about it, and basically explains to Z that if a specific 10ft tall pink bastard with sunglasses tried anything, the entirety of the Revolutionary Army would definitely not have an issue stopping that; Especially if Dof was alone. This is the first time Z has ever had someone say they would protect him (but if he had said something with the strawhats you know they would have made that clear) so now happy ending for him, he's living now and in a real relationship.

To summarize:

Doflamingo: man who already thinks himself a God sees a "fallen angel" fall right infront of him and he said "Profit!"

Sanji(along with the rest of the strawhats): brought the Light back to this poor bastards life and showed him that life is worth it (aw ☺️)

Sabo(along with the Revolutionary army) gave him a home, familiarity, and a good cause to fight for while simultaneously directing his skills into.

So that's how I made my 1 oc fuck the psycho blonde, the people pleasing blonde, and the unhinged blonde lmao

Ask anonymously? Nah

I’d take a bullet for Z he’s my actual hero

[mintyhootax]

Lucavi King Dycedarg AU

Idk who is going to read this, but I want to get it out of my head.

Adremmelech now has Dycedarg's plotting tendencies. During the fight with Ramza, he realizes that he is very likely going to lose and be destroyed. So he teleports tf out of there and zaps back to the hell dimension.

He is now present to tell Vormav to f-off when Vormav wants to use Zalbag to mentally screw with Ramza. Adrammelech doesn't want to give up his newest toy and decides to brainwash Zalbag and fill him with Lucavi energy so that he is unquestioningly loyal to Dycedarg (for now).

Dycedarg decides to lay low after his near-defeat at Igros. He wants to see how things are going to play out with Ramza going strong. Dycedarg actually tries to tell the rest of the Lucavi that using Alma as a vessel for Ajora isn't going to work because she is unwilling. But the other Lucavi support Hashmal too much atm to pay attention to Adrammelech.

Ramza defeats Hashmal and Ajora. With the Lucavi leadership weakened, Adrammelech basically tells the others "I told you so. Why not follow me? I have an idea."

Just as Ramza and Alma are about to leave Ivalice, Dycedarg secretly tells the church (because they are still around, as canon in the game, but under different management) where to find them. Ramza is taken into custody and imprisoned, due to be on trial. Alma is also taken into custody, but is not imprisoned as she is being portrayed as a victim of Ramza by the church.

Here is where Dycedarg re-emerges into the public eye to challenge Delita and Ovelia ascending to the throne. Dycedarg actually intends to bring down the church of Glabados and the reign of St. Ajora (don't forget, Ajora was only ever a vessel that Ultima used in order to try and establish a power center that resulted in the church). Dycedarg reveals to the people of Ivalice that the church and the templars planned to use the War of the Lions to overthrow the crown and turn the land over to the control of demons.

He also reveals the plot with the stones and the zodiac braves, but is careful to frame it as the braves being the good guys while Ajora was a demon that the church wanted everyone to worship. And Dycedarg uses the Scriptures of Germanique that Ramza recovered as proof of their plot (with some things changed in the scriptures to establish that the auracites and the braves are not the same as the demons).

Since Delita was known to work for the church, he is framed as the church's hand in its bid for power and complete control. Ovelia is revealed to be a false princess, which would make Dycedarg and the Beoulve family to be the closest to having a claim for the throne with Larg and Goltana dead and the baby prince Orinus too young to get the throne (he will likely be killed later anyway).

The Ivalician people are swayed to favor Dycedarg, and just to emphasize how evil the church is, Dycedarg makes a show of freeing Ramza from his prison in the templar's cellars. Ramza is the true hero of the War of the Lions, Dycedarg says. Ramza was the only one trying to reveal the truth of the church's evils.

Ramza tries to resist, of course, because he knows that Dycedarg is one of the Lucavi now, but Ramza has also been tortured and starved by the templars for weeks. So when Dycedarg suddenly frees him and takes him back to Igros all the while giving him food and rehabilitating his injuries, Ramza can't do much but go along. Besides, Adrammelech has the rest of the Lucavi behind him now. Dycedarg gives the stones of the Lucavi who support him out and together they pick off anyone who opposes them. Ramza won't be able to defeat all of them.

Also, Dycedarg gives Alma to Ramza as a show of his goodwill. In return for Ramza's cooperation, their family will remain together and happy. Also Dycedarg is using a brainwashed/possessed Zalbag to further his point.

And so, Dycedarg presents Ramza as a hero and the Beoulve family are revered as the ones to free Ivalice from the clutches of the evil church of Glabados. Dycedarg himself is crowned King of Ivalice, promising to weed out corruption (oh, the irony) and restore Ivalice to its former glory, going so far as to plan to avenge Ivalice against Ordallia, who screwed them over after the 50 Year War anyway. What would Ordallia be able to do against the power of the Zodiac Braves, after all...

[slimeclimbtime]

Uriel Character Analysis Deep-Dive: Mingyu from GSM

hey yall! this is gonna start becoming a recurring thing; idk if anyone actually reads these but im starting this series so that you can check out how i meant for these characters to be portrayed, their character arcs, and so on so forth.

today's analysis is JUNG MINGYU from GOD-SHATTERING MANIA, the sequel to my infamous zoom-team centric fic FRACTALS AND DOMINOS. this was requested by @peridoughnutt, so here it is as promised (finally, lmao). THERE WILL BE HEAVY SPOILERS, PROCEED WITH CAUTION!

and of course, if you want to see my EVEN STARS DIE EVENTUALLY KAMDEN character analysis from last time, check it out here!

Mingyu's General Character Arc

Mingyu is one of the main five, and he's supposed to be the parallel to Hyunbeen — wanting to prove himself and be just as useful to the rest of the team. This ties in with his naturally-hardworking nature that we can see in BP—even though he was in on it as a joke and didn't really care for debut, he still gave it his all and tried his best to get as far as he could. His whole arc in GSM is quite similar—wanting to prove that he's able to be a useful member of the team. Unlike in BP, however, this backfires, due to the mistakes that he ends up making that end up proving fatal to his mental state.

Speaking of his mental state, he was already in a bad state of mind from the start of GSM. It's mentioned in his talk with Jihoo post-Hiroto that he never actually recovered from the trauma of Fractals and Dominos: "Honestly, I...I've always been acting like things have been okay for me since I got possessed, but they haven't. They never did. Sometimes, I feel like Mnet's...clawing its way back into me, like I'm going to spiral all over again because of what it did to me...I'll always feel like Mnet's somewhere in the back of my head, trying to corrupt me all over again." As the first district back in Fractals and Dominos, he was under Mnet's mind control the least amount of time along with Doha, making him one of the only other two aside from ZOOM team to fully remember everything that happened, with very very minimal gaps in memory. Unlike Doha, he never truly recovered from that hell, nor did he ever truly feel as if he really escaped Mnet. It's almost like he could subconsciously notice that Mnet wasn't truly gone, a backwards foreshadowing to what would come in GSM. It's why Jihoo couldn't empathize with him, because Jihoo wouldn't be able to truly understand the amount of mental trauma Mingyu was going through.

Mingyu and Hiroto

One of Mingyu's biggest mistakes, but also his saving grace, was befriending and later falling in love with alternate-universe Hiroto. He and Hiroto already shared a lot in common in both worlds, having the same part for the same song for K vs G. Despite all the warnings, Mingyu's more of a bleeding heart than anything else, and it shows in his caretaking side, which is why he ends up reaching toward an outside yet familiar face. His soft spot for Hiroto existed even before switching over to the other world. It's this kindness that he extends to Hiroto, who's never experienced that sort of hope in a long time, that causes them to get drawn to each other.

Despite their growing relationship, Mingyu already knew he was setting himself up for failure, whether or not he knew Hiroto would become a world eventually. He's already trying to hide all of the information about being from an alternate universe to Hiroto, trying to keep the fragile timeline together in order to stay undetected by Mnet (even though at that point there was no reason). Almost everyone warns Mingyu too, such as Gunwook ("I don't think you keeping this up is a good idea. Not because it's Hiroto, but because of the timeline and shit—he's not gonna be the same Hiroto when you come back, you know."), Woonggi ("Hiroto's memories won't sync up like Seowon's. I'm not gonna stop you, Mingyu, but it is a setup."), and Taerae ("Hiroto isn't going to become magically aware, like Seowon or Zihao did. He was never touched by the alternate reality back in our world, so there's no way he's going to change all of sudden."). Jihoo is the only one who doesn't say anything, but even he knew ("I know, Mingyu. But it's not our Hiroto.").

Mingyu still insists on sticking with Hiroto because he's grown too attached too quickly to the point where he ends up relying on Hiroto's existence as an anchor. Even though he's self-aware that Hiroto's memories won't sync up, or that eventually the timeline would be destroyed and Hiroto would go along with it, he wants to hang onto that brief moment of happiness and hope. In this way, he also still calls out everyone for being a mild hypocrite, with them still deciding to befriend Zihao even though his memories wouldn't sync up either (though to be fair, Zihao was possessed and later awakened). It makes Hiroto's death all the more painful and tragic, and it's why Mingyu is so devastated post-death. It takes Jihoo's comforting and words of encouragement, as well as seeing the creature that led Hiroto to his death, for Mingyu to regain his resolve: "No, I can't linger on him anymore. The only thing left to do is crush Mnet."

Mingyu's Ending

Back in the real world, Mingyu finally reunites with the original Hiroto, though this Hiroto doesn't share any of the memories that the alternate-universe Hiroto had. With Mnet's influence finally gone for good, and Mingyu still recovering from all of the long-term grieving and trauma, he's able to finally place that hope back in Hiroto again—though this time, there's no Mnet to take Hiroto away from him. Mingyu, being the hardworking person he is, has a lot of perseverance, and even when he's still in a low and trying to recover, he still decides to place his faith in something he knows is fundamentally good and he can trust—and to him, that's Hiroto. To him, Hiroto is like home, and even if that home has escaped him many times, he still tries anyway. It's a very hopeful ending, and maybe, just maybe, Mingyu will finally get the peace he deserves.

Thanks for reading this analysis! Not sure who I'll do next, but I think I'll be asking a fellow friend of mine for the next character arc :)

[simpcityy]

Haunting Past PT.1 (Astarion X Fem!Reader)

Disclaimer: I know I was supposed to finish the last chapter of I'm Not Her but...I have terrible writers block trying to find a good ending for the series so it's still being written but I do hope you enjoy this little idea I have for ...Ahem...a Vampire Spawn. I wonder if you want it to become a Series too. Just to get it out of my head so I can fully concentrate to finish I'm Not Her Finale. Also please read the Author notes. I don't want to make the disclaimer longer. I DO NOT OWN BALDUR'S GATE OR ANY OF IT'S CHARACTER.

Word Count: 1.1k

Warning: Female Pronouns, mentions of blood, a hot vampire spawn, idk if spoilers count since this is act one but why not, for those who didn't get far in the game.

Summary: A gur was tasked to hunt down a certain spawn but they end up working together for their own benefit.

Chaos, that was the scene in front of you. There was a small war inside the Nautiloid ship; Which you were taken against your own will. While being on a hunt after a vampire spawn which soon turned this situation with a tadpole invading your mind. Hitting your fist up against the window of the pod as hard as you could until you broke free. Slipping out and falling down on your knees, you took this chance to curse out in the open of the ship “Hell with it all!” your eyes analyzed your surroundings either for your prey or any signs of freedom from this Nautiloid ship. “How do I get myself into these kinds of situations…I should’ve just taken the commission of hunting down a couple of Imps or even Kobold looters” you mutter slowly, rising up and looking for an exit or any opening to leave this ship. “Okay, let’s focus (Y/N), find a way out…I doubt that spawn even lived so I can call this mission accomplished.” You smiles trying your cheer yourself up before losing your balance as the ship jerks violently. ‘Better move it along or I won't make it either.’ You thought to yourself and quickly got up only for the ship to jerk roughly to the side, causing you to lose balance and hit the back of your head roughly against the wall. Knocked out right away. 

The feeling of the sun hits your face, causing you to stir. Slowly (E/C) eyes blink constantly till your eyes were used to the bright sky. You then heard whispers by your side, your body reacted instantly and stood up quickly “Back off and you won’t get hurt” You reached for a hidden dagger you always have strapped on you. “Let’s not resort to this, I wouldn’t want a blood bath especially after this situation, So I beg of you to change your thoughts Miss.” Looking over, you see a man speaking a rather pompous style and wearing a pompous style. “Judging the way, you speak and ...dress…” You sigh rubbing your head, feeling it throb. “You are no danger to me.” You conclude putting the dagger down. “Wonderful! Tav! Do you feel it?” He asked which you hypothesis is their little leader. You look at the odd group, their leader, that pompous man and a young woman which you can tell obviously has an Acolyte background. “Feel what exactly?” You questioned at Tav before grunting out in pain, feeling your head throb worse. It felt like someone was trying to probe into your memories before it stopped. “What the hell was that?! What did you do!” You back up looking at them. “It’s that tadpole, it connected us in a way.” The Tav responded. “Just my day.” You mutter looking at the crashed ship. “I suppose you …have information regarding this tadpole.” You slowly asked before putting your hand up “ On second thought…I rather be…unaware of its…dangers…” You look at them before putting a hand out to them “I’m (Y/N), I was…hunting...when I was taken. I suppose you all have a similar story regarding being a victim of the mind flayers.” 

You were helping them set up camp, joining their group for now. “so You say you have one more companion in the group?” You asked while setting down your bedroll by the fire looking at Shadowheart. After walking around and finding a place to call camp, you were able to get to know the group. There was the wizard Gale, the cleric Shadowheart and the Tav. “Yes, He went off, saying something about needing to recollect his thoughts.” Shadowheart sets her bedroll next to yours while Gale was cooking up a meal for the group with whatever was found near the crash site. “I see, well if he’s in the group then he’s deemed to be okay. I...just like to be careful around new people…sorry If I come out as rude.” You smile explaining to the three of them. Slowly opening yourself to them. “I come from a camp where we like to exclude ourselves from others.” You try your best to not offend them. Gale walks over handing you and Shadowheart a bowl with soup “It’s quite alright, I mean we all just met but we will get to know each other over time while we look for a healer.” He sits down on his bedroll, eating his soup. Tav nods, “We need to work together to find this healer and who knows, we will meet others like us.” You look down at your bowl, before slowly sipping the broth to warm yourself as the weather was getting colder. “Correct, we need a healer fast…hopefully one that is skilled enough to remove it, it’s not like every day…they get people with a tadpole parasite infected as a client.” you mutter to them before hearing rustling behind you. 

“There you are, we thought you were dead.” Gale calls out, waving over. You paid no mind, knowing it was their other companion of their group. You only continue drinking the broth before your eyes slightly widen hearing a familiar smooth voice. “What’s this, who’s this beauty with such gorgeous hair.” You quickly get up putting the bowl on the ground and turn around “ You!....but…how!?” You look at your target who caused you to get into this mess from the beginning, who was walking out in the sun. It was only dawn; he shouldn't be alive. ‘The bastard is alive and walking in the sun’ You thought seeing Astarion who also had a shocked look seeing you. “ I thought you were dead as well darling.” Astarion mutters as you decide against grabbing your dagger. Knowing if you did, there are more cons than pros. One, you were outnumbered and knowing this group, they would defend him. “Glad to know we share the same thoughts.” you cross your arms walking past him before stopping next to him. “Nothing has been said yet.” You then add, “As much as I want to kill you now and then, I weigh my options and I hate the choice I have to accept…letting you live and unfortunately working and traveling along with the likes of you.” You whisper out to him only as the group stares at you two with a worried look, wondering what might happen based on yours and Astarion's reaction. “Oh, please I was also weighing my options and unfortunately, I agree with you. You have no idea how badly I want to see how red your blood is.” He hums. “Oh, but do clarify why you didn’t just tell them, I’m quite curious. You know I love drama.” He smirks. You only roll your eyes, “It’s not my parade to ruin...Spawn” You whispered frowning before walking off to the river to cool yourself down. Astarion only frowns hearing your little nickname for him before looking over to the group. “I take it you two know each other?” Shadowheart asked. 

“Unfortunately, yes” He gasped dramatically.

During your sleep, you tossed and turn, screams echo in your mind, you were having another nightmare. The only thing that comes to your mind is flashes of images, blood, glowing red eyes and fangs. Opening your eyes quickly, you sat up and quickly took deep breaths to calm yourself. Sighing, you grabbed a rag and wiped off the sweat that accumulated on your forehead. 

“Nightmare Darling?” Astarion stood by the entrance of your tent, keeping himself occupied by looking at a book. “None of your concern, what do you want, I suppose you want to talk while others are asleep.” You glared at him “Try anything funny and you’ll face the consequences.” You slowly stood up from your bedroll reaching down to your thigh pulling out a wooden stake “I am always armed around your kind” You stretched your limbs, your nightmare is still lingering in your thoughts. “ As expected for someone of your kind…wandering cut-throats.” He mutters “But yes, I did come to talk.” He closes the book “Who sent you after me, by the looks of it, you didn’t have the intention to lose my tracks while I was running.” He sits down on the ground, keeping a good distance from you. You only think back to the chase you were having with him before being taken into the mind flayer ship. “Honestly” you began to think “I wasn’t given a name, I was just handed this task by my leader and off I was, on the hunt for you…odd…they wanted you alive.” You hummed thinking back how Ulma stressed out the importance of needing Astarion alive. “Now my turn, you really think this information is free, how the hell are you able to walk in the sun.” You glance at him, watching him feel the smooth cover of the book. “I have no clue either but I suspect it’s this little thing in our minds.” He places the book on the floor. “I don’t mind it…if it gives me this power, I am happy to give this little tadpole a home” He smirks while you only roll your eyes “I think you hit your head somewhere, we don’t want this. If I remember correctly…Ulma said something like it’s their way for Mind flayers to populate…meaning we have a certain amount of time before we become one of them” You look at the ground, using your finger to draw figures in the dirt.

 “Who knows how long we have left, god I am going to turn so ugly, we better find a healer fast.” Astarion groans “Why must everything be so complicated.” He sighs dramatically before looking over to you, “Right one more question, how do you know so much knowledge about vampire spawns, you knew where to find me right away. Only spawns know about our hideout.” His red ruby eyes look at you. You only stood up, walking to exit your tent, “I knew someone…who told me their secrets…shared their knowledge…he was different from any other spawn I have met and killed in my life. Even if your immortal…death creeps up…it creeped up on him…” You whisper, keeping your back on him before leaving your tent, needing some fresh air.

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Author Notes: I am so sorry I haven't finished the last chapter of I'm Not Her, I really am stuck trying to finish that. I promise I am not abandoning it, just trying to motivate myself to get ideas. So...I got myself hooked on to this...side of the fandom and I fucking love it! I hope you all had a wonderful New Years. I hope you guys like this, I don't know if I want to make this as a series too but depends how well it does. I also am writing a little one-shot of Rapheal having a devil daughter and how Haarlep looks after her in a very mutual! and friend way! Guys, if it's not obvious...I got...dad issues. That explains all the Miguel O'Hara dad writings. If you guys want to read that, I'll happily write it and maybe if you liked this one, I could write more on it, a series. Oh! Since I put a Tav there in the story, you guys are welcome to build them for me. Like comment the physical appearance, hair length, color, eyes color, male or female etc. I'll write them under the category and role a die to make our beloved Tav in this story. If you want. Remember to stay hydrated and to keep on simping. (Simp City Population: 465 THANK YOU ALL FOR THE FOLLOWS, REBLOGS, LIKES)

[forthedancingandthethriving]

An idea,, idk if it'll be canon or not, but it's just an idea I had

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Shadow knew its name was edgy, but it didn't really have any other alternatives. Shade? Dark? Hell no, Shadow worked, and at least it wouldn't be mocked too much.

It shakes its head and focuses on the task at hand; staying hidden from the Two. Even if the Drestoryer wasn't presently in the world of code, and the Creator was hidden somewhere, that didn't mean neither was doing their job.

And frankly, Shadow didn't want to piss both of them off enough to make them work together. Thank you very much.

Besides, Shadow could do very little now anyway. For now, the negative energy from all the Avatars had grinded to a halt. Aside from a bad day or two, it was getting nowhere near the same levels it used to.

And that was concerning, purely because it needed that negative energy to live. (Also maybe because it relished in seeing the Avatars in pain, but who cared?)

Aside from the Rogue Avatars, the current good ones were its main source of energy. While the Rogues always were an output of negative energy, the energy was always the same. With the good Avatars, Shadow was always able to get new energy to let itself stay hiding.

It's shadowy, inky body shifts in the space around it as it thinks. What could it do..?

It snaps its fingers before carefully exiting the space between the World of Code and the Abyss. Shadow looks down, nervous.

There's nothing down there. Just an endless fall. It's seen Codes fall down there when the world cracks a bit..

Despite being so negative, Shadow still found itself shuddering whenever it remembers the screams of those who fell.

It's odd to think that the ones who help raise this world came from such a horrible place, Shadow thinks as it flies closely to the bottom of the world, trying to ignore the lapping darkness below.

Soon, it reaches its destination. The home of Program Leto.

Easily, it punches a hole in the bottom and flies through, quickly repairing it. Looking around, Shadow is quickly able to tell that this is no longer a home but a prison. Admin code and commands radiate around the walls, and Shadow frowns.

It jumps up to a large rock pillar and calls out. "Hello? Program Leto, hear my call! I, Shadow of Doubt, call upon you!"

"Shadow of Doubt?" a voice behind it snips, and Shadow whips around and nearly cowers below the imposing Program. "I've never heard of you before."

"Because I've stayed hidden from.. Them." Shadow narrows it's eyes, hoping that Leto got the hint.

Leto pauses before it hits it. "The Creator and Destoryer? Why would you-?"

"I am Negativity incarnate, but I shouldn't exist." Shadow quickly explains. "But the Destoryer vanished before I was found out, and the Creator has never found me since. I intend to keep it that way."

"You fear them that much?" Leto narrows it's eyes.

"You don't?" Shadow shoots back.

Silence fills the air before Leto concedes. "I do. There is a reason why those who remember them refuse to utter their names." At seeing the confused posture of Shadow, it continues. "There's a legend amongst us. Utter the name of the Destoryer or Creator, and their eyes will turn to you."

"Ah." Shadow nods. "That's where it came from. Well.. Program Leto, I have a proposition for you."

"Speak." Leto tilts its head.

"You see, I'm the culmination of the negativity from all Avatars. Be it small emotions or large, it comes to me. I was created when Avatar Juliano's code was still being made, and it went haywire." Shadow explains. "And I'm sure you're well aware of the negative emotions that Avatars can hold."

"Indeed." The Program nods, mind drifting back to Nimbus.

"Well, I propose we work together." Shadow holds up a hand. "I begin to influence them the best I can, while you offer solutions, so to speak."

"They won't fall for that." Leto snorts. "They learned their lesson after their last encounter with me."

Shadow grins. "You underestimate what I can do."

The Program pauses to think before its eyes narrow. In front of it was a bargaining chip. No doubt the Admins would be wondering about this. If Leto could drag this out, maybe it could twist the Admins' arms into freeing it.

"Very well." Leto huffs. "We have a deal."

Shadow's grin grows, and while Leto's face remains neutral, in its mind, it continues to grow its plan.

[athynathens]

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ 𝙞𝙩𝙨 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙖𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙖.

“BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! Bakugo Kacchan will be married?!?”

PAIRING. Bakugo Katsuki x Midoriya Izuku

ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE. This AU inspired by the movie, Blended, starring Adam Sandlers and Drew Barrymore. So credits to the director and actors/actresses of this movie. Also please know that I won't exactly follow the movie sequence. I'll be adding my own plot and events into this oneshot (full story might come out in AO3).

SYNOPSIS. A trip to Africa is not a bad idea for the students in U.A, especially since the battle between League of Villains and Heroes of Japan has ended. However, while registering, Principal Nezu made a teeny wheeny mistake that requires Bakugo Katsuki and Midoriya Izuku to act as a married couple with 4 children for their exciting, amazing and romantic trip to Africa!! Mr. Bakugo Katsuki and Mr. Bakugo Izuku? Seems like the Bakugo Family will be getting busy!! 

AUTHOR’S NOTES. This was a random AU tbh because I was watching this movie then I was like “what if this was bakudeku?” idk yall i have a weird imagination sometimes AHAHAHHAAH

"AH! It's so nice to see you out of your room, Mr. Kubago!!" Mfana wiggled his eyebrows at the couple, teasing them heavily.

"ITS BAKUGO, DAMN IT!" Bakugo exploded, creating small explosions on the palm of his hands.

Midoriya instinctively gripped his husband's biceps, signaling him to calm down. Bakugo's eyes flinched, snapping his head to his green-haired husband. He clicked his tongue then looked away quickly while calming his explosion.

Mfana grinned at the heartwarming scene. The latter noticed that Midoriya had such a flowery aura whilst Bakugo had an explosive aura. Two opposite attractions became a couple; almost like a werewolf and vampire love story. He then later witnessed Midoriya scolded the annoyed Pomeranian. Mfana is shock at how much power Midoriya has on his husband.

Meanwhile, Bakugo wanted to fucking scream. It's only been 2 fucking days (about to be their third day) since they've arrived to this hell of a vacation.

Heck which reminds him. He wants to strangle Dunce Face for making him feel embarrassed back in UA. He wanted to explode Kaminari’s face for saying, “BWAHAHAHAHAH!!! BAKUGO KACCHAN WILL BE MARRIED!??” Bakugo’s entire body twitched in irritation just by remembering it.

The aggressive Pomeranian knows that this entire act is just fake. It's for the sake of vacation only. “If that fucking principle didn’t just make a mistake on the damn applications,” Bakugo growled on his mind, wanting to strangle Principle Nezu for placing on the papers that Midoriya is his husband.

However, Bakugo's heart throbbed as he saw Midoriya happily chatting with Mfana. The blond has no idea why, but that’s annoying him heavily. But all anger was gone when Midoriya gripped his arm. His pupils shrunk in shock as his heart unknowingly skipped a beat. Bakugo couldn’t believe it. He fucking likes Midoriya gripping his arms?!?!

Bakugo opened his hands, revealing his palm to his face, then he used his quirk to explode his face. It's his own unique way of "snapping back to reality."

"KACCHAN?!?" Midoriya screamed in worry. The green-haired subconsciously cupped his face, checking if he’s hurt. This only caused Bakugo to blush vigorously and used his quirk to explode his face again.

"EH—?!" Midoriya screamed.

Mfana chuckled at the chaotic couple. He moved out of their way then gestured to the crowd. "Off you go now, young couple!! Rest assured that your children are very much safe in our VR area!!"

Yes. You saw that, right. Children. Turns out Principal Nezu also accidentally enlisted that the two have adopted children. And to be more precise, the principal placed 4 adopted children. So UA decided to call Kota, Eri, Kastuma, and Mahoro to act as their adopted children.

Midoriya kept a smile as he still held Kacchan, "That's good to know. Our children can be a bit wild," He awkwardly laughed, subconsciously wiping Bakugo's face with his fingers, removing some dirt caused by his explosions.

Bakugo sighed, totally not minding Deku's fingers on his face, but he still let out some hisses and growls like a pomeranian dog. "Just don't give them too much candy. Those brats get those fucking sugar rush." He said roughly.

Mfana nodded, "I will send the word to the staff. Now, have fun, Mr. Halugo!!"

Bakugo’s eyes turn white in anger. "OH THIS PIECE OF SH—Thank you so much, Mfana! See you!!" Midoriya hurriedly screamed as he pushed Bakugo to the crowd. Believe it or not, he had to use his quirk just to push Kacchan. It's not his fault that he panicked when he saw Kacchan's veins of anger.

"Fucking shit, Deku!! Let go of me!!" Bakugo yelled, his pupils are completely gone as he shouts more.

“SORRY!!" Midoriya apologizes with a scream, bowing to his husband.

"STOP BOWING AT ME!" Bakugo roared, and explosions started to illuminate from his sweaty palms.

"EH? WHY?" Midoriya asked with a scream, straightening his upper body from bowing.

"ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?” Bakugo yelled back.

Midoriya tilted his head in confusion. “WHAT’S OBVIOUS?”

Bakugo’s eyebrow twitched. “I'M YOUR FUCKING HUSBAND! SO STOP BOWING!” Bakugo screamed back, causing Midoriya’s cheeks to flare like crazy. The blond realized what he said so he also exploded in embarrassment.

"What aggressive flirting..."

"How adorable!!"

"OMG YES!! BL FOR LIFE!"

"My love, I'm right he—Your fault for marrying a fujoshi."

Smokes of embarrassment can be seen on Midoriya's and Bakugo's head. Midoriya's lips keep quivering as his fingers fidget while looking at the ground. Bakugo had his head up, but he was covering his eyes with one hand. The couple completely forgot about the crowd; they were minding their own world.

How fucking embarrassing. They thought in unison.

Bakugo saw how red Midoriya is. His red face makes his freckles emphasize more as his green hair starts to stand out more. Midoriya's blushing face reminds him of a strawberry. He isn’t implying that he’s cute or anything. Like strawberries can be ugly, right? Bakugo just really refuses to characterize him as 'cute.'

However, for Midoriya, he already admitted that Bakugo is indeed hot. He grew up with the him so he was able to see changes with his proportions. His once childish hands turned into rough and veiny hands. Those veins can be seen along his arms, especially when he flexes. His jawline became more defined as his “kiddy” shoulders became broader.

Bakugo clicked his tongue then barked, "Shitty Strawberry, let's make this day fucking believable to those extras who thinks we're a damn couple."

Midoriya nodded, but there was a slight pain in his heart after hearing those words. Of course, he was aware that this entire thing was just an act. And blaming the principle isn’t going to help with his situation either. Honestly though, he couldn't blame the principal for making a mistake in the applications. The principle suffered many conflicts during the battle of Shigaraki and All of One. It’s obvious he’s tired as well as he is.

The green-haired shook his head, wanting to get rid of those unnecessary thoughts. So to distract himself from such thoughts, he began wondered as to why Kacchan gave him another nickname; yet, this nickname isn't anything harsh—at least that's what Midoriya thinks.

“Is this some kind of promotion in Kacchan's explosive vocabulary words?” Midoriya thought, sneaking glances at Bakugo, admiring how he looks at the moment; in short, he looks smoking hot even with a simple shirt and shorts.

"Kacchan? Why do you call me Strawberry?" He finally asked.

Bakugo's entire body jerked aggressively. That was the question he actually feared, and there's a reason for that.

And as always, Bakugo exploded. "MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS, SHITTY STRAWBERRY!"

"Y-YES!" Midoriya immediately responded, shivering to the bones, seeing how Kacchan got all aggressive with that question. He mentally reminds himself to never ask that again.

Bakugo exploded once more, seeing how Deku looks sparkling adorable. "DAMN IT! STOP DOING THAT! LET'S JUST FRICKIN' GO!" Bakugo screamed, grabbing Midoriya's hand.

Midoriya's eyes went wide as his heart skipped a beat as he stared at their hands, locked together.

•| ☽༓☾ |•

It's only been 6 days since they've been here in Africa, and many things happened. The events and experiences that Midoriya and Bakugo had to go through somewhat made them closer. First, the two did the love boat ride which was arranged by Nickens as he sang a song along the ride. Second, they went dinner dates with the rest of the blended couple. Thirdly, they even had a Tarzan-Jane moment on the jungle. And lastly, there were a lot of explosives scenes to the point Midoriya had to calm him down. (A/N: These BakuDeku scenes^ will be found on the upcoming full story!!)

The two were able to make up the last years of not hanging out together. The last time they hung out properly was when they were kids. They were just 5 back then.

Right now, the duo and kids are sleeping at their hotel room under the bright moonlight.

However, Midoriya suddenly woke up as he felt his right side really cold. He sat down, immediately looking over to his side to see his husband not beside him. Midoriya sighed, “Where did he go? Kacchan’s body heat keeps me warm.”

The green-haired felt a sudden wind slap his face. He brought his hands to his mouth as he breathe into it, letting his hot breathe warm him up temporarily. While doing so, he continued to search for Bakugo till he saw the balcony curtains moved with the wind. As the balcony curtains fell down to the side, he instantly saw Bakugo’s back as he leaned on the fences on his elbows.

Go to him. His inner voice triggered his subconsciousness.

He sucked up a breathe as he sleepily got the blanket from the bed. He wrapped it around his body and secured it by holding it to his chest with one hand. Whilst he got a robe for Bakugo since he noticed that he is wearing a black t-shirt and black jogging pants.

He entered the balcony, and he could see the smoke every time he breathed out. He even witnessed how the cold breeze danced with Bakugo's hair. With the last amount of courage he has, he walked towards Bakugo who hadn't noticed him yet.

"Kacchan?" He whispered softly.

Bakugo did not flinch or make any sudden movements. It worried Midoriya a bit. However, without hesitation, Midoriya placed the robe on Bakugo's body; he began fixing it with his free hand.

He spoke in a soft tone, "Why are you out here? It's so cold here."

As shocking as it is, Bakugo is somehow less aggressive for the past days. At least to Midoriya. But to others, he's still the same explosive Pomeranian.

Bakugo placed his callous rough hands on top of Midoriya's. The green haired flinched slightly as his other hand tighten his blanket in place.

Midoriya's flinch was noticed by him. His face hardened at his reaction; he did not like it. But, he was also happy that Midoriya did not remove his hand.

"Just reflecting, Strawberry..." Bakugo answered, gripping his hand slight, causing Midoriya's cheeks to heat up a bit at the sudden action.

"About what?" Midoriya asked. “About school?" He added with a giggle.

Midoriya was expecting an outburst from him, but surprisingly he chuckled at his joke. "That and...something else..." Bakugo continued to look at the bright lights of the party, not too far from their hotel.

Midoriya's heart began beating faster and faster, looking up at Bakugo's face. It was dark, but the lights from the party were providing him light to see his face. He felt butterflies roaming around his stomach after he felt Bakugo's thumb caressing his hand.

"I'm reflecting about all of this," Bakugo confessed, shocking Midoriya with his response.

"T-This?" Midoriya asked in confusion, moving closer to Bakugo. He felt a sudden wave of worry that there was something bad happening to Bakugo.

Bakugo turned his entire body to looked at Midoriya. The hand that was holding Midoriya's hand is now holding the fences, and the other hand fell down to his side. The dark sky is really emphasizing his green eyes; it was fucking captivating to look at.

Suddenly, they heard music playing on their side. The two quickly assumed it's music from the party which is not that far from their hotel room. However, this music creepily suits the romantic atmosphere for the BakuDeku couple.

"You know, Nerd," Bakugo huskily said. "I actually had fun with this vacation. I could understand why the Old Hag and Old Man still loves me despite me being a damn brat. Having kids is truly a miracle."

Midoriya's mouth parted slightly in shock, seeing the expression on his face. A sound of fireworks appeared in the sky, and when it exploded, a flash of light ran through Bakugo's face. It showed more of Bakugo's expression; a genuine smile.

The green-haired could feel his heart rising at the expression Bakugo expresses for the first time. He clutched the place where his heart is, riding up the blanket he's wearing. But, despite his heart racing like crazy, he gave Bakugo a bright smile.

"I'm happy for you, Kacchan. I already knew you'll be husband material anyway, seeing how much you care for those children since day one..." Midoriya halted his words, trying to find the right words to say next.

A/N: If you are curious with the song that’s playing at the background while the BakuDeku are talking. Here is the music, but I suggest to play it at 0:34. You may play it if you’d like only!!

Midoriya sighed happily, "You'll be a great husband."

"I already am," Bakugo immediately responded back.

Midoriya's eyes went wide, clutching his shirt more. The green haired doesn't know why, but those words just made the butterflies on his stomach move uncontrollably; it almost hurt his stomach. He did not notice, but Bakugo is moving closer to him, wanting to close the gap between them.

With his lips parted and his blushing face, Bakugo couldn't help it but gulp at the scene. He slowly brought his hand to Midoriya's freckled cheek. This action caused Midoriya to flinch while closing his eyes so Bakugo had to restrict himself from touching his freckled soft cheeks.

When Midoriya started to slowly open his eyes, Bakugo's watched in shock to see how Midoriya's eyes were glistening while shimmering beautifully. This time Bakugo did not hesitate to hold Midoriya's face, causing Midoriya's face to heat up more as he flinched slightly.

"K-Kacchan?" Midoriya stuttered, not from the cold.

Bakugo caressed his cheek with his thumb, staring deeply into his green orbs with a soft expression. "God..." Bakugo quietly mumbled, stimulating the blush on Midoriya's cheeks.

"Why the fuck are you so adorable," Bakugo lifted his cheeks higher, causing Midoriya to tip toe. The blond lowered his face to him in a slow-motion, not wanting to scare him.

Midoriya closed his eyes, but he could feel his lips shaking as Bakugo's hot breath got closer to his.

Midoriya already knew what he felt. He wasn't stupid; he knew what this feeling was. He knew why his heart thumps like crazy; why the butterflies on his stomach keep roaming around; why he blushes when he sees his Kacchan. He knew what this feeling was.

This feeling was the reason why he couldn't push Kacchan away from the very start.

Suddenly, the music that they were hearing a while ago stopped. They heard a weird static sound coming from the side as the violin shrieked badly, causing a series of screams. Bakugo and Midoriya went on high alert, thinking there might be a villain nearby.

That's when they heard a familiar tone below.

"I TOLD YOU WE SHOULDN'T HAVE BOUGHT A NEW SPEAKER! LOOK WHAT HAPPENED!" Nickens's voice stimulated Bakugo's veins of anger.

Nickens is this bulky and tall African man who has been in charge to host and entertain people. He strives to make his audience laugh and make then live the time of their lives. However, his main goal is to bring the BakuDeku couple ever since he spotted them on their first day here.

Nickens sighed in defeat till he did a victory dance, "At least we gave those two a time of their life—SHITTY FUCKING ALARM CLOCK!" Nickens and his crew flinched violently when they saw Bakugo glaring down at them, already making small explosions with his palms.

Nickens gulped as he sees how angry their blond guest look. He sweats a bit then said, "I told you, my friend!! My music never dies when there is love in the air!"

Bakugo grinned evilly as he placed his palm on the air and created a large explosion, causing them to gulp in fear.

"WHAT YA'LL STANDING HERE FOR? TAKE THOSE AFRICAN MUSCULAR LEGS AND RUN!" Nicken yelled in fear then his entire crew screamed for their life as they ran in different directions.

Bakugo snickered sadistically as he jumped in the air and then used his quirk to chase Nickens. Midoriya shouted, "KACCHAN NO!" The green haired dropped the blanket then chased after Bakugo using his quirk.

Nickens managed to get out of Bakugo's sight, but Bakugo's a smartass so he found Nickens quickly. He smiled evilly, using bigger explosions to go faster; it gained the attention of most of the people partying, and the people partying were none other than the U.A students.

"KACCHAN! YOU BETTER GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!" Midoriya scolded, jumping from tree to tree trying to catch up with Bakugo.

Meanwhile at a party not so far away, Uraraka heard a scream, and she knew that screaming voice all too well.

She stopped talking with Kaminari and Asui as she dropped her drink on the table. "Hey, do you hear Deku-kun's voice?" She asked, looking back, inspecting her surroundings.

"Midoriya?" Kaminari said in confusion, looking around with Uraraka.

"I haven't seen Midoriya-chan since that Ostrich incident with Bakugo-chan and the kids..." Asui said, placing her finger near her mouth.

Uraraka frowned a bit. She couldn't have sworn she heard Midoriya's voice. "That's weird...I swore I heard him...?" Uraraka mumbled to herself.

Kirishima was the same. He thought he heard his best friend's screaming voice. So he also looked around, trying to see a spiked-up Pomeranian in the crowd, but there was no one. That was until he heard a loud explosion.

Sero gulped at that explosion then stuttered, "H-Hey? Isn't that...?"

"Bakugo's explosions," Tokayami finished his sentence.

“The hell did that Pomeranian do?”

“Being Bakugo.”

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ 𝙛𝙪𝙡𝙡 𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙨𝙤𝙤𝙣 𝙗𝙚 𝙥𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙙 𝙤𝙣 𝙢𝙮 𝘼𝙊3. 𝙘𝙡𝙞𝙘𝙠 𝙤𝙣 𝙢𝙮 𝙖𝙘𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙚𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙠 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙮 𝘼𝙊3.

[aroacee-of-spades]

WHAT I THINK IS THAT UR SO RIGHT and I need to add on my thoughts to this bc they are all i think about literally all . my. thoughts. are just gomens and they are all sloshing around in my head mixing around like an ice-cream mixer. so.

first of all. ik the fandom is really divided on a bunch of theories and yeha I get why but tbh I'm not going to rule anything out YET simply bc the story we see is NOT the entire narrative and each theory is elaborating on this untold narrative BUT one that I will rule out is probably the coffee theory bc while yes I think that the coffee plays a part in SOMETHING but no j don't think aziraphale was drugged but SOMETHING HAPPENED W/ THE COFFEE and I would LOVE to know what.

yeah zira definitely doesn't want to go back to heaven but it's also hard to break cycles esp when u have followed them for 6000+ years (as we evidently see in the confession scene, WHICH WAS WILD but I'll get to that later lmao) and as u already mentioned he feels indebted to heaven and all i mean to say is.... i get it, damn.

also, I think timing has SO MUCH to do with the scene and maybe it's just the side of the fandom I'm on or smth but there is a significant lack in the amount of ppl talking abt the clock in the "no nightingales" scene like WDYMMMM "I don't hear anything" DO U NOT HEAR THE BASTARD CLOCK?? excuse my swearing but yeah. LIkE U SAID. there are no nightingales, but there is time, and idk... smth abt how this is going on when they're caught up in everything, so they don't pay any attention to the clock (which if we're going the time thing then hahahaaha that's a cruel metaphor)

but also, in a show where NOTHING is unintentional, y'all are really ignoring the huge clock in the background???? okay fuck the background, sound design really could've turned down the clock in the scene and They Didn't. and this says nothing for how we see the scene??? like I said, the ENTIRE conflict leading up to the final fifteen, is shown to us through a filter, now who is behind the filter?? whether that be the metatron, god, aziraphale or crowley or just Neil himself (it's left up to us, really) tbh it doesn't really matter, what DOES matter is that there are 100% things going on that we do NOT see, idk man, my point is that the gomens fandom places too much trust in neil (WHEN HE'S PERSONALLY SAID THAT ALL WRITERS ARE LIARS!!) that's all🤷

anyway I have no idea what I just said so let's move on from that💀

yeahhh the fandom seems to think that crowley will just LEAVE aziraphale to be. back in heaven. but unless the characterisation of crowley changes in the time it takes for S3 to be written, produced, edited and released; crowley is definitely pulling a "saving me makes him so happy" HIS FIRST PRIORITY HAS BEEN 'MAKE SURE AZIRAPHALE IS OKAY' for so soooo long that No Way he won't take the first opportunity to make sure zira isn't being chained in heaven's (maybe metaphorical) cells.

and there's also so much to explore abt the book of life that I can't even begin to explain the possibilities of. like it's such a broad concept only bc the show has just sort of... thrown the book around this season, there is nothing we can say for sure abt how it behaves in the context of the show apart from maybe "u won't just be erased from existence, u will never have existed" and that is what the fandom has highlighted in big bright neon yellow ink and it makes me wonder how far the show is willing to take this, ITS SO IMPORTANT AND WERE JUST LEFT GUESSING AS TO HOW. AHHH.

and back to the confession. AZIRAPHALE KNOWSS. or I think he knows Some of it. he has a brief understanding of what will happen and how to shape it into something that will present the best outcome (i.e. an outcome that doesn't result in him and crowley + the rest of humanity to be turned into heaven/hell's playthings and tossed in the big, dark -hopefully metaphorical- pit). he knows this bc he knows crowley better than anyone and he knows heaven (or again, has a brief understanding) better than many angels. he does something he's been doing for millennia; he goes with heaven, he goes to the already set 'i forgive u' he thinks this will be like any other disagreement they have ever had, that he will resort to saying smth that crowley cannot POSSIBLY counter and crowley will storm off and he will be safe. but NOO bc this is the ONE TIME crowley BEGS he tries everything he confesses and aziraphale has to go into the waters with Crowley, and do what he expects heaven would want, what he expects Crowley would never do, something that will SURELY work. he begs him to come "to HEAVEN........ as ANGELS.... TOGETHER!!!" we can be together!!! BUT IDK MAN NEITHER OF U SEEM PRETTY KEEN TO GO. so now crowley is gone, he's safe and zira can go with heaven. yayy, he'll have protected the one being that matters to him more than anything else, until heaven/hell ends all life on earth!!

any way people have interpreted the scene, in my opinion, is right but also wrong bc yeah like u said, nobody but the writers really 'understand' aziraphale.

on the split end screen, how likely do u think it is that it implies a body swap??? honestly the idea didn't occur to me until the fandom suggested it bc i had always assumed the body swap was a one-time thing but i do think it's entirely possible!!

red......... i am deeply scarred from that ending, rewatching it is like subjecting yourself to physical torture but how could you ever possibly watch anything else now???

anyway, sorry for this rambling lmao

hi sorry if im bothering u lmao but what are ur opinions on ofmd2 so far?? also what do u think will happen in ep8?? ik i already asked u a couple weeks ago but sm stuff happened in the season after that + i'm procrastinating a bunch of work i have to do:)

don’t worry youre not a bother! i love talking about shows i like so feel free to ask anytime :) plus this is an excuse for me to procrastinate as well lmaooo

i’m really enjoying this season, to see a show be so unabashedly and explicitly be queer, i ESPECIALLY loved calypso’s birthday for the izzy development and the drag and STEDE KILLING NEDLOW FOR INSULTING ED??? and seeing stede slam ed onto the wall is giving me MAJOR good omens s3 visions (leave it to me to make everything about good omens but…. aziraphale slamming crowley into a wall?? telling him to stop being so passive aggressive and then subtly asking if he can go for the kiss?? and then he does?? i see it so clearly)

AND ZHENG AND OLU !!!! episode 8 was great and seeing stede really be happy as a pirate in his infamy was great, but ngl i saw the miscommunication conflict coming a mile away (again, good omens has taught me well) though i do not doubt that they will be together by the end of the season. curious to see how they will wrap it all in only one episode though, i do think they’re aiming for a third season.

i love love love love the speech anachronisms they’re going for this season, it’s artistic liberty done right. usually people try to hide or mask the more inaccurate parts of their works, so seeing a show embrace them is so fun and it works SO WELL (i did i for the lolz + izzy singing a 1940s song are my favourites)

in any case, pretending ofmd is good omens au is my coping mechanism. i swear i’m still sane. what do you think?

[emberphantom]

Seeing all the Ryan Reynolds stuff is really scaring me that Rob is just going to start having famous recognizable faces on the show and distract us from what we actually care about. RR only really plays one character afaik? (I mean, good for him, whatever, but it's going to feel like Celebrity Cameo and iasip is very good about avoiding that?) Am I the only one with this anxiety? I know RCG clearly protect sunny like hell, but all the positivity online about this might sway them and I scared...

Oh I feel you. Personally for me, I think a lot of my worry comes from them wasting the storyline and potential of giving Mac a boyfriend on the show. Obviously we all have this lofty (and CORRECT) expectation that Mac getting a BF is gonna result in Jealous Dennis (bc where else would that go like BE SERIOUS). But I'm afraid that it's gonna end up being this one-off throw away cameo that is just like "See we did the thing now shut up!" Idk--I haven't been personally keeping up with the podcast but hearing that they're "Out of ideas for s16" makes me uh, Concerned. Maybe they're just bluffing or being self deprecating. I hope. Otherwise. Yikes. I also think the hype is less around Ryan himself and more of the collective Sunny Hivemind losing their absolute shit bc since Rob became close with Ryan we were like So make him guest star as your BF on Sunny, you won't. And then Rob was like BET. And we're now all like oh shit this is happening. TBH I think Ryan will be fine but it's how they're gonna write the rest of them that could skew this from good to cringe. I also don't think it's gonna be a long term or even multi-episode commitment. Bc Ryan Reynolds is Ryan Reynolds and he's got shit to do. Also Ryan is just super fucking mainstream which is why it seems like EVERYONE is talking about it and it's being covered everywhere. Sunny will fade back into its comfortable oblivion soon enough.

TBH I don't think you have to worry about a flood of special guest stars coming in and turning Sunny into something it's not. First of all, Rob's only famous friend is Ryan Reynolds lmao (all shade Rob no one likes you). If anything, Charlie and Danny are the ones who could've gotten the pull from some big celeb cameos over the years and if they haven't done that already, I don't think RR is going to be the thing that makes the levee break, yknow?

I always want to give RCG the benefit of the doubt, s15 kinda restored my faith in them...a little. Cautiously. And it seems like them watching old episodes and remembering what they liked about the show has given them some inspiration to bring Sunny back to what is was. Honestly? I'm not getting my hopes up either way. I don't think this is gonna change a lot, if anything. But it might not live up to the hype of Mac having a BF in our heads. And I don't see a world where big celebs come on to Sunny for the sake of doing RCG a favor. Rob seems to save that for Mythic Quest tbh. Which I feel like it's more fitting on.

But i GET you. Always expect the worst from Sunny/RCG and you'll never be disappointed. Sometimes you might even be pleasantly surprised.

[kaijuconfessions]

alright here's one: i get so genuinely fed up and pissed off when people or media try to make big deals about "making up" or letting go of "grudges" in regards to abusive family like it's a one size fits all shoe, like not saying that it doesnt work since im sure for some people it does help!! but i hate when it gets branded as like some cure all

im currently live with my dad and it's been the best decision in my entire life since we were both abused by my mom, although i got more of it since my dad left when i was a teenager (not that i hold it against him, he was on the verge of suicide bc of how stressful she made everything) which to give a vague idea of how bad the abuse was, my siblings should have been taken out of that house a LONG time by cps but due to all the failures of the system we weren't

to give a laundry list of all the shit she did to us (not all of these happened to me specifically but happened to my siblings)

• took our birthday money and sold our birthday presents to buy herself drugs (i think hers was either meth or heroin, all i know is it came in needles)

• physically pushed around and slapped us (one time when my mom was very mad at me about my hair [i am afab and i wanted short hair] she pushed me into a bathtub and i hit my head against the wall of the tub)

• sold our possessions for gambling and drug money

• call us fat disgusting worthless ect. told us we were going to hell once for lying about something we didn't even lie about

• throw dishes at us

• idk ab my siblings but made me babysit her drug friends kids and instead of me getting paid she took my money

• yelled at us when we didn't do chores and when we did chores (i now have a chronic fear of cleaning and being yelled at for it :) )

• locked food in a vanity and made us pay for it

alot of it had to do with money now that i think about it

but idk why people expect me to talk to and even forgive this sort of behavior like, idc if she was on drugs or mentally ill- im mentally ill and id fucking kill myself before id exhibit any of that type of downright sick and exploitive behavior. like don't get it wrong, i WANT her to get better and to be happy and find peace in her life, I just refuse to be apart of it since every step of the way where i had tried to support her bettering herself (which is very hard to do as a minor) she has stepped on my toes without learning or even saying sorry

unrelated but i also hate it when people accuse me of lying about this shit, like idk how to politely communicate "fuck off, this is my life and you have no place saying it's not real because you weren't there to personally see it" since i recently had to deal with an asshole calling bs on my trauma

like i said im in my 20s now and living with my dad since i refuse to see or contact her, which is one of the best decisions in my life since every moment that i was with her i just wanted to truly die, and it has give me my new mindset which is i just refuse to put up with bullshit or people who won't support me since I can't be bothered to put change into a vending machine that doesn't work

tldr: i hate when "making up and forgiving abusive family" gets branded as some ultimate cure to family dysfunctions by people and media, not that its bad, it just doesn't work for everyone

Holy shit I’m glad you’re out of that situation

[holdmecloser-gandydancer]

Ugh, okay, so there's so many questions from the meta writers question thing that I want to ask, so you don't have to answer all of them lol but 1, 3, 4, 20, and/or 25?

I will say though, I'm very very interested in that band AU that I think you keep referencing working on, tbh idk what the acronym means, but I'm very excited about it 👀

writing asks!

1. Tell us about your current project(s)  – what’s it about, how’s progress, what do you love most about it?

I have a few so let me just chat about them all! one is, ofc, something bigger than the sky that I'm working on with Hali (@phantasmagoric-acquaintance)

it's a collaborative work between the two of us that is the content of balance from her perspective in the umbra staff! it's progressing well, we're nearly done and i can't believe it! i just love getting to work with my best friend on something tbh :3

the next one is RHAPAW, my beloved band au. (it stands for rode hard and put away wet and i promise there's a reason for that lsdkfjsdlf). Progress is pretty good! I've got about 5k words of it right now, I know some of the most major plot points, and I have a pretty clear idea of how it's going to end!! Honestly i love Barry in this more than life itself (but I do just love the idea of Lup, Kravitz, and Johann all in a band together too so don't make me choose <3)

(also extra bonus, I am working on extending about three prompt fills I did a while ago so keep an eye out for those)

3. What is that one scene that you’ve always wanted to write but can’t be arsed to write all of the set-up and context it would need? (consider this permission to write it and/or share it anyway)

OKAY I GOT IT i have been thinking about this for like. months. Basically i do have this au idea wherein Taako dies in Wonderland. A version of Arms Outstretched still happens but basically Taako is dead and in the Astral Plane, Magnus is in the mannequin body still, and Merle is still Merle. Barry is there as the red robe, of course. Edward still gets eaten by staff and Merle goes to grab it and tries to cast something and it just Doesn't work. And at this point, Merle is just over it. like "You magic piece of shit, you couldn't save my friend, you won't let me cast, what the hell is the use?" and he just SNAPS it. and it's like a bomb goes off. And Merle's head feels like it's going to explode because there's another red robe? but he can't hear it or see its face and the original red robe is...crying? And Magnus is trying to hug it? and he keeps saying "Merle, holy shit it's [redacted] how could Lucretia just [redacted] like that?"

and it obviously continues but that is the barest bones shit of it.

4. Share a sentence or paragraph from your writing that you’re really proud of (explain why, if you like)

this is so hard because i feel like my content is better than the actual writing itself!! but i guess if i have to pick one i do love the ridiculously unhinged monologue Taako goes on in like, chapter two of flours? (part of it below)

And then your wonderful twin sister might annoyingly keep changing her mind on what flowers she wants on her cake. Mind you, your twin sister might also specifically request that the flowers on the cake be fresh, not made of pulled sugar or gum paste or fondant or frosting, no they just have to be fresh because gods forbid I ever get to do sugar work. And not that there’s anything wrong with fresh flowers, mind you, but it might happen to be something that is just out of your comfort zone. And while you would normally go to Fantasy Costco, you can’t anymore because they hired a really weird cashier who keeps offering to make you deals even though it’s fucking Fantasy Costco and the prices are literally marked so you have to begin to wonder to yourself if that cashier even actually works there.

20. Tell us the meta about your writing that you really want to ramble to people about (symbolism you’ve included, character or relationship development that you love, hidden references, callbacks or clues for future scenes?)

i just really like exploring friendships between characters that either just Wouldn't/Didn't/Couldn't happen in the show (AM Radio, Flours, and like, a million prompt fills have been examples of this)

also. I know I referenced this in the tags BUT both vampire twins pieces and the werewolf magnus piece all take place in the same universe (the magnus piece takes place a year or two prior to the vampire twins pieces)

25. What part of writing is the most fun?

okay i already answered this one BUT another really fun part is just finding inspiration in the weirdest of places. like actually now that i think about it, like five of my fics/wips have been inspired by me innocuously listening to music lskdfjsld