#idk why im rambling

[90stvqueen]

tbh i think one of the best fics i've ever written was the one of gabrielle and perdicus's wedding night but nobody read it bc it wasn't explicitly x/g. it was x/g though. listen to me. i will never not write x/g when im writing xwp fic. there may be flavors of other pairings but in the end we know who the soulmates are. gaphrodite rules tho

[definitivelynotanalien]

Nobody is more done with social rules and high society standards than Mudd but Russ sure is a close second

Like yeah he's the captain's son but that's it. He's just some Guy, in the castle, with Prince Bramblecracks HEIR to the Throne. Do you know the kind of anxiety that breeds on a person? One bad slip up and it's all over, he's toast, his dad's toast, Mudd'll never talk to him again, it'd be terrible and to add insult to injury, he's a Bastard Son for one, AND he's only half-firbolg. His mother's drilled into his mind the fact his public image MUST remain impecable to not give anyone a reason to discriminate against him

So please excuse the "pirate" for being so fancy, it's muscle memory

[kkat-astrophic]

Me when I go on tumblr and see my moots are active:

[sanguinewolves]

high school teacher voice hello neurodivergent openly queer kid everyone sees as weird. you need to select a partner for this group pr- what do you mean everyone partnered up already? what do you mean youre the only one left without a partner? well i guess i have no choice but to force you to walk up to a random set of friends and join their group while they ignore you for the entire class again

[starrysaturdays]

Something a lot of people need to think about is pap pictures can be taken and released days/weeks/months later but its a lot harder to do that with fan pictures.

So if multiple fans are posting images for Harry somewhere, chances are he is actually there

[nyyx-xoxx]

saw this and thought it was a good idea (having second tboughts now..)

[strandedtoodeep]

sooooooo.

in the beginning of Deadpool and Wolverine, there's the scene with dead-old-logan-skeleton wright? during this, one of the TVA cops thingy said "Logan was a hero" and "you sick fuck" while Wade's using old Logan's claws inappropriately (ao3 tags style) implying Logan would never have done that

but not even ten minutes later... Logan 'worst' Wolverine's doing the EXACT SAME THING TO WADE????? And i found this very funny but also yeah, maybe that's why Logan is the worst Wolverine in other's eyes: he's doing things no 'hero' should do... but Wade don't care bc he's doing it too

matching each other freaks after not even twenty eight minutes i love it

(shout out to my bf bc he's not even into dp&w or poolverine and he's the one who noticed this detail)

[coatl-cuddles]

" WIP DELETE LATER 🤪🤪🤪" ok who gaf?

[swordmaid]

brienne but she's wearing 1949 cocteau's beauty and the beast inspired fit!!! this is the inspo pic i used if ur curious.

gonna be posting more of this redesign thing (and also jaime's ver) some time in the future but i just wanted to share this one <3

[batmecha]

NO WAY

also extra v1 v2 vocaloid cosplay doodle under the cut :3

how

[tagetto]

he stinks of diesel fumes, solder flux & cigarette smoke which has caked itself over the years into the fan blades of a used prebuilt msi gaming PC bought from ebay dot com core 2 duo high performance rtx 2.5 tdi 1.6 litre engine top speed of 48.3mph.

[bandtrees]

they would get divorced in one universe just to find eachother in another one

alternatively titled: sometimes you're the level-headed token flesh-head impulse-control-and-polycule-member of a stubborn, eccentric, and hearty telephone-headed drug addict, and there's cruelty in the world you deem fit to suicidally fight, and that either goes about as well as you'd expect it to, or you learn about love and the value of your life and junk along the way

[dumbidiotzone]

NOTHING ABOUT THEM IS CAUSAL HELLO

THEY ARENT BEST FRIENDS I SWEAR IM NOT EBEN JOKING LIKE HOW DO YOU ANAYLIZE A SOMEONES MOVES AND SHIT LIKE THAT ITS NOT CAUSAL. U DONT JUST LIEK IDK READ SOMEONES BEHAVIOR LIKE THAT UNLESS U LIKE THEM "and conk out like you usually do" DO YOU WATCH HINATA HUH KAGEYAMA??? HUH HUH???? THEY ARE NOT CAUSAL.

I HATE THEM SM /POS EUGH THEY ARE ENEMIES AND LOVERS THEY ARE MY FAVORUITE SHIP EVER HOW CAN U HATE IT THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS SO COMPLEX AND GOOD

[opikiquu]

(disappears for a month and reappears with a slightly obscure hyperfixation) Hey guys

[littlelightfish]

I would like to remind people that Chilchuck hasn't seen his wife in 4 years.

So he maybe wasn't there to see his daughters become adults, but he was there for the majority of their childhood.

When he left, Mayjack and Flertom were 12, and Puckpatty was 10. They reach adulthood at 14, so maybe yes, he was absent when they were still kids, but that doesn't mean he didn't maintained contact with them afterwards as far as I know. The thing he uses around his neck was a gift from Flertom, and he was using it when he met Laios's party.

[lemoniiiiiii]

SOME RANDOM THOUGHTS / HEADCANONS ABOUT MAX COOPERMAN

just realized that aside from jake, most of max's relationships with people were either superficial or transactional which he probably just thought was normal growing up as a rich kid who was a "loser" learning that ppl only liked him when he had something to give them.

of course, when he was younger everyone loved to go to his birthday parties b/c his parents were loaded and they always planned something extravagant to try and make up for the fact they were never really around but, as he got older his parents stopped really caring to put on those parties. after that, no one bothered to give max any attention or befriend him unless they saw his wealth as something useful, or just brought him around so he could be the butt of the joke. and the second they got what they wanted from him they discarded him. being the kind-hearted and naive boy he is, he doesn't really fully grasp it until after ryan beats him to a pulp. he brushes off what happens but it honestly profoundly affects him from then on.

he thought ryan was a friend but turns out he was just being taken advantage of, his parents didn't care to come see him in the hospital despite how serious his condition was, and jake, the only genuine friend he ever had, ends up leaving (prolly bc college) and max later refers to him in passing as "a guy i brought up back in the day" which hints that they likely don't talk anymore.

so college starts. a fresh slate. max guards himself with this macho (with a very small hint of being an asshole) persona. he's got a leadership position as the RA of his floor, got two nerdy "friends" that are very reminiscent of ryan and his guys (remember when they snicker along with him at mike?), and a semi-famous reputation online. he loses weight the summer before college and decides to stop fighting (probably caused by the trauma from ryan) but we see he uses hand grips so even he definitely wants to keep himself strong for his physique and to protect himself. though max is still fairly lean which is likely an insecurity for him. the last thing he ever wants to be seen as is a dork.

let's not even talk about how being conditioned like this affects his views on women and relationships. first off in highschool he only gets attention from baja's friends b/c of his association with jake, then in college he gets all this attention because he's "attractive" now and has this cool car, dorm and fame due to the fighting videos + promotions. he's (mostly) only ever made out with drunk women at parties or events that just throw themselves at him but it never goes further than that.

he likely has made himself believe that he should think of women as prizes (again as awful as ryan was max kind of molds his new self with his influences subconsciously. he had the kind of attention, the girls, the intimidation factor max aspires to have), but if a girl were to ever genuinely like him it would fry his brain. he wouldn't understand the idea of someone wanting to spend time with him, even if he wasn't really doing anything. to intently listen to him and partake in his interests. or how much happier you'd look after just going on a walk around campus with him vs. when he bought you jewelry or flowers.

it left him with a feeling he only experienced once before when jake saved him, and went after ryan.

it just clicks for him like-

oh. this is how it feels to be genuinely cared for.

it's not soon after he realizes that you tell him you love him for the first time, while cuddling in bed (he's sure his mother used to say it to him when he was younger but he honestly can't really remember anymore-- the most communication he has with his parents now is the deposits into his bank account).

once the door closes, and you've left for your classes.. he feels the lingering heat of your lips, your words echoing in his head and the way you looked at him...

and he cries.