#idk why i’m thinking about this

[thetorturedlovergirl]

Thanks to the comic “Missy: The master plan” we know that Saxon is the emo era, the emo master (which is so funny). Soo… which regeneration do you think is the emo version of The Doctor?

Im not counting War Doctor bc for me he isn’t emo he’s just a dark moment the doctor doesn’t want to talk about but not with the same shame Missy doesn’t want to think about Saxon.

[hawnks]

One time I read this pulpy romance book and it made me literally an insane person and I went onto the authors website and found her contact me page and I wrote her this really long email about how much I loved her book and looking back it was really actually very unhinged and also it was 2am but she emailed me back that morning and was nice about it :)

[drizzledrawings]

In my cowbians car mechanic modern AU! Arthur has an iPhone 4 but only listens to music with cassettes cause spotify scares him a bit

His instagram is also full of blurry pictures with the in app filters turned up to the max

Hosea however is fully decked out in all the latest technology, he loves his AirPods. Dutch refuses to have a phone at all cause he thinks the government is tracking him

John has an iPhone but the screen is cracked and he walks around with it without a case

Flora and mattie have a playlist together that they add songs to that remind them of each other

[cinnamonsly]

thinking about HMS as dog breeds

soul being a vizsla, mind being a doberman, and heart being a bichon frise

reasoning:

soul just reminds me of a vizsla. he gives me those vibes. they feel like a very regal breed to me and i always associate those vibes with soul so

dobermans have a threatening aura but are actually not very threatening when you get to know them (in my experience at least) much like mind

bichon frise’s are extremely non threatening as well as very cuddly and innocent looking, which are vibes heart tries to give off. but i imagine heart would be an especially feral bichon and use his innocent looks to his advantage to get the other two to pity him (he’s manipulative af)

[somewhat-very-insane]

the existence of «malewife» implies the existence of «girlhusband». consider this.

[the-cookie-of-doom]

I’ve been so focused on Dystocia lately, but today I woke up thinking of my story that’s the complete opposite. Instead of trans!Kim forced to have a baby and going through nightmare levels of dysphoria, it’s trans!Chay who specifically set out to have a baby because he’s always known he wants to start a family. And he’s going to do it ASAP so he can fully transition too, lol. In that one he gets knocked up as soon as he’s reasonably convinced Kim is ride-or-die, and it’s so cute. Kim is terrified of being a dad but they’re both also so excited about it 🥺

[bunny-is-cute]

One of my favorite parts of “Deal with the Devil” was this moment in Chapter 28 📻🍎💍

“Yeah…” Lucifer said and yawned. He covered it with his hand. Alastor noticed something that he hadn’t even thought about. His ear lowered with disdain, “why are you still wearing that?”

Lucifer was confused. “Wearing what?”

“That ring,” he pointed out.

Lucifer looked at his left hand and saw the golden ring on his finger.

The ring symbolizes his marriage to Lilith. He hadn’t realized he was wearing it since it had been so long since he took it off. He looks at Alastor, “does it upset you to see it?”

“It doesn’t upset you?” Alastor questioned back.

Lucifer sunk, “I forgot I was wearing it,” he said. He touched the smooth metal, feeling the cold temperature of it despite being on his hand for so long. He thought back to what Lilith had put him through and sat up, though it took some more effort than he would have liked with a pregnant belly.

He stared at the ring and looked at Alastor, giving him a sad chuckle, “I feel like if I pull this, it’ll be like a grenade and I’m the bomb about to go off,” he said.

“I suppose I understand since you were with that woman for as long as creation existed,” Alastor said. “Probably a lot of mixed feelings there.”

Lucifer nodded, but he held his hand out, spreading his fingers out, and with his right hand, he twisted the ring from his hand and pulled it off. He held it out and looked over to the nightstand, putting it there.

He looked back at his hand and saw the indent left there by the ring. “It…feels weird not to have it on,” he admitted quietly but just loud enough for Alastor to hear.

“Would you like another?” Alastor asked, not thinking.

Lucifer, however, dropped his jaw. “Did…you just…?!”

Alastor began giving distressed radio noises. “NO! OF COURSE NOT!”

“But was that was a—“

“NO IT WASN’T!”

“—marriage proposal?!” Lucifer asked.

[exmojoe]

Thinking about the one time my seminary teacher called my mom to try and get her to out me to him. But jokes on both of them cuz the only person I’d come out to at that point was my dog

[sl33py-g4m3r]

~Gonna embarrass myself on main~

Dumb reasons to be vegetarian…

Occult philosophy

Because two of your favourite characters from a visual novel are vegetarian

Tho I know Sakutarou is; as he is Maria’s furniture, I’d assume she is as well. Because his description says ‘he is Lady Maria’s white heart itself’.

Also dumb reason perhaps to be a pacifist as well. But ye. Those two characters are the reason, or one of, that I’m a vegetarian, and a pacifist.

Tho they eat fish…. Idk if i should allow fish too or just not eat it and find a vegetarian alternative.

The other reason I’m a pacifist is because I detest violence; grew up in a not so awesome home sometimes, and as embarrassing as it is, was really obsessed with ‘Tikal the Echidna’ from Sonic Adventure.

That got me looking into pacifism and nonviolence. And hopefully I’ve been a pacifist ever since.

The Tikal thing was long before I knew Umineko even existed, and since one of my favourite characters from there was a pacifist as well, I’ve just been one ever since I can remember.

As well as, you guessed it, more occult philosophy.

The Tikal thing was really embarrassing in hindsight cause I wrote out all of her voice lines to read them in school when I had time, and even tried talking in that voice too, when it wasn’t my natural voice….

*dies of cringe*

Edited to add some characters that cemented my pacifism cause I forgot~~ Himura Kenshin from ‘Rurouni Kenshin’, and Uchiha Itachi from ‘Naruto’ are also pacifists~~

[youcanfacethis]

Remember when I went to the rep pop up a few hours before Taylor decided to go and had just gotten home and got a twitter notification like…. the timing will never align for me!

[acv67]

I can't draw animals bare with me, please..

[methinmycoffee]

I think Kyle would be the best babysitter because he always keeps the kids entertained, makes them sliced fruit, and lets them watch a G-Rated movie after a day of law and rule abiding fun

I think Clyde would be the worst babysitter because he would sort of want the kids to like him, but also respect him but also sort of not care what they did. He’d probably cry a little if one of the kids was too mean to him.

I think Cartman would be terrible for the kids and parents alike. He would let the kids run buck wild, let the tear the house to absolute shreds, eat whatever they want from the fridge, probably watch the South Park Movie. But, the kids would have some fun, at least.

[comico133]

The thing about me is when I’m older I would love to have a kid but I don’t want to get pregnant but I want to kid to be biological mine but I also don’t wanna date anyone

[finallydelight]

I haven’t slept for almost a day and just realized that Ming’s English is gonna sound like Mark’s English, and Shua and Vernon will kill him for that

[spectreofthewoods]

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[sybilazu]

I always wondered why, in Shrek 3, Pinocchio didn’t just tell a different kind of truth when he was being questioned.

Like, instead of twisting your words to confuse people, why not just say something like:

“I do know where they went. But I don’t want to tell you that information.”

It’s not a lie. And there are probably loads of examples like that that would work too