#idk why but i love this headcanon now

[dootznbootz]

Fascinating how Polites, the character who is the personification of Odysseus' optimism and is only in 5 songs, is more grieved and appreciated than Eurylochus, a character who is his own person and is in 11 songs.

[harbingersecho]

florida man

[coolunspokenforname]

I didn't get the trans Stan twins headcannon at first - mainly because I couldn't imagine adult Stan and Ford giving themselves almost identical names - but then I remembered how close they were as kids and, honestly, it would be more unbelievable if they didn't give themselves matching names. Who wouldn't want to share a name with their best friend in the world? And Ford keeps the name even after his fallout with Stan??? Crying.

[peacockrulz]

Sorry for the lack of posts, have some more headcanons!!

[imavikingo]

I said this in tags on another post, but it’s relevant and deserves its own post (I should be reading my usual pre- sleeping fic selection, BUT! I had this revelation -being sleepy is useful once again! -)

They NEEDED Steve to disappear, to be gone. To never care about Bucky anymore. That way they could treat Bucky as they see fit, and that means treating him like shit.

Steve would NEVER accept or allow Bucky to make amends, he would NEVER let the government take care of Bucky or be part of his “rehabilitation” in any way shape or form. That’s why he became Nomad, that’s why Bucky stayed in Wakanda. He would had fight with teeth and nails for Bucky.

“He died already more than once! He was a victim! A prisoner of war. He saved the fucking universe. What the fuck do you mean with amends!”

He became a wanted criminal for that same reason, to not let them have Bucky (nor other people in a fucking watchlist)

They needed Steves relationship with Bucky to become bitter, to be nothing more than a memory.

Steve being in retirement wouldn’t have cut it and…

Bucky was always going to follow Steve, no matter what.

So they needed him to stay alone (or with a companion that didn’t really care as much as Steve, enter Sam)

This way they killed two birds with one stone in Endgame: Reinforcing Steves “love” for Peggy, because “he’s NOT gay, you guys!”, and the partial isolation of Bucky.

[vigilantesyth]

Damian wayne head cannon, bro is either over dressed or underdressed but always in style. The Wayne's tend to just pick a stugle some times as Dick, Jason ans steph and known for being in tight/short/ skimpy fits with loads of accessories and Bruce, Tim, babs, cas and Duke tend to do a...lot because why show up if it's not to show up? They are beautiful humans and they show off. Damian is from a place where everyone dressed over accessorised.

You can not convince me that the RAs don't walk around with gold/silver/broz/metal and gems apart of every fit.and everyone dose it too just they the main blood line is extra about it something about the wight helps training and you can't go around looking homeless if your a ra. So dami comes with his own gems why thank you and gets more 'anonymously'. It's also a good way to get in his good graces or earn is help or silence(this is abused by the family on 'don't tell xxxx').

So some days you see Damian in this 50 layer kimono because he favourite anime character of the week died or in botty shorts and a crop top (Both with mannny accessories) because he just felt like it.

Mind you he is still wearing heavy jewellery so people do try to rob him. But he is Damain, his rep is of a wild but beautiful dog. He dose bite he also has security detail thanks to his mother and grandfather that only do nothing if they themselves send assassin's to harm him.

He knows everyone knows. They are his old servants and nanny's he acts like it too. Alfred likes the extra help and plays card games with them. One of the mannor floors is dedicated to Damains 'guards'.

Witch leads me to another au.

The nanny's and servants help with house work alot so alf have more time with the family and the family gets to know them as well but they know the servants don't need to awnser to them and it's only because Damain likes them it happens. They are loyal af.

One time burce asked Damain why can't he act like kids his age at the time. The only kids outside of his siblings he knew was the rich brats at school.

This gose wrong fast.

As damaian has them disguise themselves in a mall area and plan for a meeting with one of his classmates who talked bad about his mother one day to come fight.

Damaian had an outing with a 'friend' that day conveniently.

So they met at the mall the kid had like 10 guards all buff and some with guns. Damaian smirked, and like a demon who won a prize, he started cackling.

Brat" why ate you laughing your surrounded "

Somebody was recording in the background BTW. There was even a crowd. When the guards surrounded him he grinned and clapped.

His guards sand up some dropping trays and lifting guns, others lifting knives. All looking at the small crowd of 11.

D: "No you are surrounded"

People in the crowd gasp as more jumps from. The 3rd floor to the 2nd floor some hand off wires with more guns by now even some coming out of the crowd with more weponds totalling to almost 300 men and women.

D"now what was it you said about my mother?being a broke, whore?"

He lifted his hands and grined eith a glint in his eyes.

"Everyone around you is an enemy shawn. You best kneel and beg before me for forgiveness before I have them wiped you off the map."

By this time the crowd was growing and it was on the news all asking who the armed people worked for.

Then they turned red in the center from Sniper aims and it becomes national news it's on NBC and BBC how some wayne kid plans to kill a classmate with 100 men and 40 snipers for being disrespectful to his mother talking about how Bruce is letting his kids use his money.

Then a chopper appears because damain is dramatic he came that way and his family *caough * Dick *caough * made it worst.

His grandfather walks out in all his glory, and it becomes known to the world as it is now world news it has the kids' parents showing up even. That Damian is a part of the Al Gulh royal family, and they came out of hiding because of the disrespect they faced in a school. The parent where bowing a grovelling to spare them. Then talia shows up in her crown princess clothes. It makes RA act even bolder because she often refuses to wear clothes he gives her. She apologized for the mess her son and father cause on international news.

The a chopper came over from the Korean royal family asking who disrespected their family.

Damnian becomes international overnight. His mother and grandfather now have Twitter, and so do the very much hidden in the plane sight empire. While the world want to know what land is, they refuse to talk about it.

And Bruce is pissed he scolds him and then some when he reaches home. Damaian said.

"You said 'why don't I act like other kids' I acted like my classmates are you happy now?"

Bruce sinks in defeat and noe has to make up a story as to hoe he and talia met and now has to fit royal meeting into Damains schedule as the korean[ he didn't know ] side of family also wants turns with him and his siblings if they wish to come. Ras is the same and nobody questions damians linage again.

And all racist comments stop in his presents, his slate wiped clean anyone who offended him where either expelled or conveniently disappeared. Gotham acts like it's an every day thing and now news reporters and other people try to dig into his life more than the other Wayne's forming sort of a protection for them because who cares I'd Jason and Tim had a gun fight in the middle of Gotham (paint gun) all of Gotham didn't care because they too also joined into to the mess.

Damain looks actually too tired to care now because too much is on his plate and he can't get work related injuries else take a leave of absence which last time made international news again, he played off the brused lip as he lost a tooth while reading a book and it fell on his face. Had to get check out infount of t.v to confirm it by at least two nations doctors. All 3 of them did and confirmed the sooth got shook out by something falling on his face. [It was jon. Jon fell on his face].

Damian also has to walk around with food testers and his school released his gardeds once to show off and his private touters [smartest people in the world] showed thier certificates from when he was a child of him being thr smartest kid they have ever thought.

It's not the end of it, Damain now basically sits and eats at galas because who has the standing to talk to him, both good and bad because everyone is watching him and he don't have to talk to them.

(I'm just building help:^

I need to stop alright one more

Sick as fuck rn )

Damains clothes become trendy and scrutinised. Because look at this, he is either over dressed or under dressed but never worse dressed and refuses to care about gender or cultural norms. Once, we wore a whole silk gown to a beach, like the after divorce, or just married a rich man type gown with the slit and everything with heavy jewellery, garter belt and that toe chain that ties up to your calves with a parasol.

(In my cannon, he looks more like talia than Bruce)

[thenamessparkplug]

(part 2 of this post)

THE SILLIES EVERRRR

bayshine is the older brother of all time guys

no speech bubble version

[punmster]

being ace means i don't get giggly or horny about omegaverse aka abo but instead become painfully obsessed with details in anatomy and world building

[mixed-up-metaphors]

weird practice doodle comic thing idk 2/2

(first one is over here)

in case you are bamboozled and missed the first post this is just me ranting/rambling abt dimitri and ashe and ghosts in comic form

huzzah, the rest of the first one featuring uhhhhhhh idk lol its like the first one. But Now With A Brief Appearance From Our Special Guest, Dedue!!!!!!!!

[synthwayve]

Thinks about Micolash and Laurence’s rivalry that never strays from the confines of academic snark or the occasional jab despite their shared ambition(and possibly also just accompanying a general friendship they could have had since they worked together at some point. Idk I’m a softie. Sue me.) eventually involving into a full on intellectual divorce. Cries. Explodes. 72 casualties.

[rockityrockandstone]

I think the team are all from different cultures btw

Like they're all dwarves, but they(to me) obviously come from different backgrounds and such. Places with different social expectations and ways of communicating.

Like an accent or the use of slang. They're all speaking the same language, but the details can get lost if you aren't in the know.

Like. Idk. Gunner comes from a place where being stoic is seen as the norm. Not much emotional availability, but a very heavy emphasis is placed on caring for your community and protecting your family. He was raised to take care of others and sacrifice his needs for the good of the group. This made it hard to accept that sometimes he would need help. Thankfully being with the team has opened his eyes, and while he still works tirelessly to protect those he loves, he knows sometimes he needs someone to lean on.

Engie comes from a place where the dwarves are friendly and hospitable. Very calm and open, and being a capable, self-sufficient dwarf who helps your comrades is seen as the ideal. He was raised to treat everyone like family and to be polite and kind-hearted. He still holds onto his more wholesome values of course, but has learned that sometimes being harsh has its place.

Scout comes from an area where friendly roughhousing is very common, along with jabbing at your friends in a joking way. Being self-sufficient is expected, and being a well-rounded dwarf with the ability to take care of yourself and others is ideal. He was raised to carry his weight but always be ready to help others with their load. This has led to him being hyperfocused on being helpful to others while completely refusing anything in return, viewing it as weak. Over time he's gotten over it, mostly thanks to the team, and will now readily jabber on until he gets what he needs.

Driller is from somewhere. I have no idea where it would be, and I don't think there's a whole culture of dwarves out there that act like him. I think he spent a lot of his life alone and doesn't really understand how others work. That leads him to overanalyze how other dwarves act from an outside and then interact based on how he operates. Basically he thinks everyone processes things exactly how he does, and he has trouble remembering that the dwarves around him may not enjoy the same things he does. This led to the team perceiving him as unnerving and aggressive, which although true, doesn't fully encapsulate his person. He enjoys roughhousing that borders on actual fighting, he likes quiet and darkness and warmth, and doesn't realize that not everyone shares that. So he bites and burns and bombs, stands in dark, quiet places and ambushes others with his unnerving silence. He doesn't mean any malice, not really, he's just showing his care in his own unconventional way. It's taken a long time, but over the many years he's worked for DRG, the team has managed to show him how they operate, which makes for less uncomfortable situations. He still blows up Scout though. Some things don't change.

They're all from different places and have had different experiences in life, and they've all had different amounts of time to work on it. It wasn't always easy, but they're all in agreement that doing things together is much better than trying to go forward alone. Through thick and thin, through the fighting and the peaceful times, they've vowed to stick together, to support each other. And for that, they're the strongest dwarves around.

[sneeb-canons]

Because I've seen a few Mind's weapon headcanons, I'll throw my own headcanon hat into the ring.

Mind doesn't have a weapon. He's the weakest of the three and has no physical defense. Instead, he uses his words as weapons, trying to manipulate anyone aggressive towards him into backing down. He destroys people with his epic Facts and Logic.

Unfortunately, those manipulation tactics just make Heart angrier most of the time. This is what lead to the Ruler Of Everything incident.

After reconciling with Heart, Mind tries to deescalate fights into simple discussions.

Headcanon #154

[fangsandsoftgrass]

Day 10 Warmth./Claws.

MORE ANGST YAY Y'ALL GETTING FED EARLY TODAY

Cirwedh goes a little feral and accidentally scratches Fenn. Some angst follows. INCLUDES SOME MILD SPICE BC GLAD IS OUT OF THE CAVE HOUSE BAYBEE

She's been trouble since the day she was born—the smallest fit of emotion having dangerous consequences on the nature surrounding her—so you'd think Cirwedh would know better to control herself. Now, however, this body of her was dangerous in a new way.

Her head rolled back into the pile of furs beneath as a moan pushed past her lips, back arching and hands grasping for purchase on whatever they could reach as the vampire on top of her continued his eager movements. Somewhere outside the cave they had camped in a chorus of howling echoed through the darkness and as she reached her climax Cirwedh's voice joined the choir, her breath leaving as a white cloud in the cold Reach air. At the height of her pleasure the leaves across her body burst to life, and what little control she had over that beast inside slipped. Thick lashes fluttered as she let out another howl, her claws sinking into soft flesh as another wave of ecstasy washed over her. There was a sharp intake of breath, and the lips against her thigh shuddered as something cold trickled down her wrists.

"Fenn?" She rasped, almost hoarse as it came out. When she finally willed her eyes to open and looked down to where Fennorian lay nestled between her legs she was shocked to see blood running down his shoulders and her own hands; a sudden fear overtaking her.

"Y'ffre's breath! Fenn oh I'm so sorry!" Crying out as she scrambled to sit upright. As she came to her senses her nails shrank back to normal and she began spewing apologies. What started as a moment of passion had quickly become a cold pit of regret in her stomach as she pulled Fennorian into her arms and looked over the scratches covering his biceps. Fennorian was quick to take her hands in his and lay kisses to her knuckles, eyes still practically glowing from his previous exertion and chest heaving.

"They are only scratches, my love. One touch from you and they'll be gone without a trace, why are you worried so?"

Beneath the thundering of her own heart in her ears Cirwedh heard the words of those before him, calling monster, monster, monster. She shut her eyes against the noise and pulled her hands to her chest where she clenched them tightly and tried to calm her breathing. After a moment, soft kisses laid against her eyelids pulled her from the darkness growing in her mind, and she found herself searching for any comfort she could.

"I've hurt you, Fenn." She struggled not to sound pathetic, cheeks wet and voice trembling. "I let go and I hurt you, why aren't you scared?"

Fennorian sighed, and moved to wrap his arms around her. Despite the cold stone of the cave floor she remained surprisingly warm-bodied as he brought her into his embrace, their skin sticking together in the aftermath of their shared love. Despite what she'd say, he knew in his bones that no amount of claws or teeth would scare him from loving her as fiercely as he just had. He loves her mouth, which kissed him so tenderly but also tore flesh from bone. Her hands that so masterfully orchestrate death, but hold him with all the tenderness in the world. Why couldn't she see it?

Cirwedh felt the shift between them, and when she brought herself to look in his eyes all she saw was adoration. The blood on her fingers smeared his porcelain cheeks as she held his face in her hands and looked him over, brows knitted together.

"Fenn, I'm a monster-"

"Oh hush," he pressed a finger to her lips and cut her off, "Cirwedh we both know you're no more a monster than I am. Your claws, my fangs, what difference does it make when we're both exchanging blows?"

He had a point, she knew it, but Cirwedh was stubborn and for a moment she didn't even want to look at him for her shame was that heavy. She had promised herself she'd never let the beast inside hurt those she loved, but here they were in their most vulnerable form with his blood on her hands. She shrank under his gaze and held herself within his arms, retreating into the pattern of self-loathing she so often did after an emotional display like this. She wanted to disappear, to turn to dirt and never hurt another person again, but something kept pulling her back to the way his hands rubbed her shoulders and kneaded away her stress. She melted in his arms, and when finally she found the courage to face him, Cirwedh was met with soft eyes and a kind smile. She cracked, and threw her arms around his neck as he brought her in closer and rested his chin atop her head; nose buried in the wild tangle of white hair still disheveled from being messed about on the cave floor. Somehow he always knew what to say—something her previous lovers failed to achieve—and the cold pit in her stomach melted into something molten as he trailed kisses from her cheeks to her jaw, and down to the crook of her neck, eliciting a sweet whine as he nipped at the marks left behind the previous night.

"Either way, if these scratches are to be any reflection of my performance tonight I would gladly do it again." His lips brushing against sensitive skin with every word.

Cirwedh let her head fall to the side and shivered as his tongue tasted her flesh, hands moving to cover the marks she'd left and stitching the skin shut with whorls of blue and green magic. Glittering spores filled the air and when he brings his lips to hers flowers bud and grow up from the space they intertwine, filling the cave with their honeyed scent. Fennorians hands roamed her body and as they fell back into the furs with a shared laugh, any negative emotions Cirwedh had harbored melted with every touch of her lover, and through the rest of the night Fennorian made sure to show her just how much he meant every word. Claws or not, she'd always be his, and he'd be hers.

[ssolessurvivor]

𝑺𝑶𝑵𝑮𝑺 𝑰 𝑨𝑺𝑺𝑶𝑪𝑰𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑫 𝑾𝑰𝑻𝑯 𝑴𝑼𝑺𝑬 ( + romance )

{volume 2}

never been in love : haley mae campbell

so it goes : taylor swift

love me harder : ariana grande & the weeknd

love you again : chase matthew

love me like that : katherine mcnamara

body say : demi lovato

tagged by : myself for round 2

tagging : @memento-mamu @buckdont @apurekindness (or for cen too you can pick who ❤️) @soulwaned (bea or june) @turkicgods (matyr) @reidinthedeep @adversitybloomed and you!

[disorganised-bagel]

been playing way too much slime rancher recently, and am now getting The Urges to make some kind of rtc slime rancher au

[candyunicornsateme]

idea where Kenny is desperately trying so hard to confess to Kyle and just say I love you but somehow every time they get interrupted by something or someone and Kenny is a man of very few words and its hard to get alone and eventually Kyle’s on the brink of insanity like “fucking SAY IT KENNY” and violently shakes Kenny so much he doesn’t even hear it clear the first time