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i wanna redraw this pic with the club but the problem is i cant decide which part is assigned to which because they are all of them at once so have this
#and i wouldnt want it any other way <3#idk what happened to make the pic so blurry but i think it adds to it#ddlc#doki doki literature club#tempestmothtalk
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This may now be a controversial opinion (lol) but I definitely think CE got hotter as he got older. Especially when he became a dad in defending Jacob. He looked so naturally fine in that era of 2019-to even 2022. I wasn’t a fan of younger versions of him because it was too frat boy hs jock looking. But Steve era and onwards = chefs kiss. Until maybe this last year. I felt like summer of 2022 something was already starting to crack for him publicly - people were saying he didn’t seem so happy to be at the premiers and there was all this dumb Deuxmoi BS and I felt like his repeated mentions of the industry and what it makes you do was his way of crying out for help or frustration. I don’t think he was just making it up to be dramatic because Jennifer Lawrence and Michelle yeoh in particular have also alluded to the woes of the industry. Jen especially was more open about it and it was after the Harvey W stuff.
I also feel like there’s been a serious (sometimes unfair) projection and fantasy of him by fanfiction writers and fans who want to be like “husband CE or husband his characters” so they were expecting him to thrive into his looks and persona once he settled down and got married. They were expecting husband and father era and domestic settle down era CE. So far - whatever this is that’s happening isn’t apparently showcasing it (or at least, not publicly) so fans and former fans are extra disappointed because a part of their fantasy has been burst. I do get it and I do understand it but I also don’t think it’s fair. It’s his life to live and he can’t just please everyone and look a certain way and just because he doesn’t look great in a photo doesn’t mean he got too much Botox or is drug addicted or etc. also - he JUST “got married.” Like two months ago. who knows what the future will look like. I’m just tired of all these negative comments but these same negative nancies won’t just buzz off and leave these spaces either.
However…I do think if he’s with the right person or married the right person - you’d definitely see a difference. You’d see a more genuine smile and glow because I do think that’s what happened for Tom Hiddleston. While I really enjoy his personality, I personally don’t think Tom is my idea of handsome and his hairline isn’t great - but he looks genuinely and candidly happy with his partner. Those out in the wild pics don’t lie.
I know lots of ppl disliked Jenny Slate for CE, but publicly I felt like the candids ppl got of him while with her - he actually looked happy. Similar IMO to how Tom looks with Zawe. They actually looked good together and TBH if she was who he married I really think you’d get more legit sightings of them living their lives and less trolling anons and blurry photos. His looks and persona didn’t fade drastically while he dated her and didn’t fade while he dated his other public exes. I know some people on here who hated the Jenny era will disagree but 100% if you compared photos and public behavior he definitely seemed more free and comfortable to be out with her, seen with her, etc.
Right now tho…something deeper is happening. Who knows what. But something isn’t right. It feels like a marvel Skrull has taken over CE and the real or previous him is either gone or just trapped in another lost dimension.
Again - this could all just be projection. IDK
Can I just say, because I don’t think there’s anything further to add that you could see his care for Jenny written all over his face.
I have been a longtime fan of his, I don’t always believe his words. I believe his actions.
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how big is your mods folder? idk in the 1000's prbly,Idk how to check how many files I have and I am not counting them....
how would you describe your style? lol as someone who has OSDD that is a hard thing to differentiate...I don't have a set style, Sim or otherwise.
what is your favorite challenge? I've only done 2 challenges. The Zodiac one (which was being buggy so I quit) and the crybaby whims one which I am on currently. Unless you count Random Genetics. I am planning on doing the Teen Runaway and Whimsy Stories.
do you make cc? if so, what kind? No Idk how.
what type of cc do you hoard? Mainly CAS items and Clutter. But lately I have been downloading alot of Mods.
what default eyes and skin do you use? I don't really pay attention.
how many urls have you had, and what are the meanings behind them? For The Sims? This is my only one.
who is your favorite gameplay blog? I prefer watching on YouTube. Like Syd Mac and LivingDeadGal Sims.
who is your favorite storytelling blog? Again YouTube. Some of My current faves are MissLollyPop, Draeyad, SilverhairSimmer, Neecxle and Ligayatrait.
who is your favorite cc creator? Of all time? @noodlescc or @noodlessorbets as well as @remussirion and @pralinesims. I also really like @aharris00britney @simpliciaty-cc @serenity-cc Lumpinou, MissyHissy, @ratboysims @trillyke @thepeachyfaerie @kawaiistacie @mechtasims and @sims41ife to name a few lol
how do you edit your photos? I just use my reshades and Microsoft Image editor.
what is the last screenshot you took? I will show you. A random Sim I made that I thought looked like Naomi Campbell.
what do you do when you are unmotivated? Create Sims via random genetics or decorate via generators.
who is your current favorite sim? I should probably say one My Alters I made lol But rn it would have to be these two cuties, that are the kids of My main in the crbaby whims challenge. They are twin preteens. Marigold and Mabel. idk why there shirts look blurry they are fine in game. Also ignore the out of order numbers in this survey, that's what happens when I add pics.
who is your current favorite sim that is not by you? That I've downloaded and have a screenshot of...Probably Raina from Mokah
recreate someone else’s sim in your style. I gave other outfits to them if that counts and hairstyles. Here's a couple. Like Raina and My Artsy Sims by Mandy Sims
do you talk about sims with people in real life? Not unless they play.
how many of the packs do you own? All except Moschino (which I'm planning to buy) Star Wars, and most of the kits.
how many posts do you have on your blog currently? idk alot of reblogs lol
how many drafts do you have on your blog currently? 0
how many posts are in your queue currently? 0 I never use that.
have you ever moved blogs? No
are you in any sims related discord servers? No
what are your thoughts on the most recent pack? (WereWolves) I wasn't too impressed after I bought it, it actually annoyed me that you couldn't do anything while being one (as a Beta anyway) but after watching others play I've started appreciating it more.
how many hours have you played sims? 5 or more.
if you play gameplay, do you play with mods? Yes always it's boring otherwise.
what’s the farthest you’ve gotten in a challenge? Currently with My Crybaby Whims Challenge, Delilah had twins with her husband but also her ex (twice which was an accident) So now she has 3 sets of twins which was a nightmare until I aged them up. Victor and Liliana know about the affairs (I also think they may like each other) so now I'm just waiting for Delilah to age up so she can get a divorce, move out with the kids and become a politician. I might have her become official with Lorenzo but he's kind of a tool...so...
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Ok bc I’m kind of “interested” in photography I have something (a lot of things) to say about this
I’m mostly into analog (film) photography these days but I started with digital haha, so I thought I’d share some stuff if you ever want to take a picture of a small person in a sink but only have a big person in a tub to work with🤷♀️
The “miniature” effect u are describing is called the “tilt shift” effect, or tilt shift photography. It’s basically a method of taking pics of regular sized things and making them look unnaturally small.
Like this pic of the tower bridge in London:
What’s happening here is that u are essentially shrinking the part of the image that is in focus, which mimics the way our eyes work when looking at something tiny.
Eg imagine looking into a field of flowers, there’s nothing particular to focus on, so your eyes just focus on the whole image before you.
Now imagine looking at a small piece of Lego on the ground. If u are trying to look specifically at the Lego, your eyes have to focus on that object and basically blur everything else out - if we can achieve “small area of focus + slightly blurred background” effect with their camera on a regular sized object, it will appear miniature in the photo!
This can be done in post after the photo is taken (eg u take a regular pic and then add the effect in photoshop), or it can be done “live���/as u take the photo.
If u want to achieve the affect w/o photoshop, there are a couple of ways to do it w/ your own camera.
The first/easiest way is to simply use a tilt shift lens
U will need a SLR or DSLR camera (single lens reflex, digital SLR) that can accept different lens types like this:
Just attach the tilt shift lens, point, and shoot lmao
If u don’t have a tilt shift lens or don’t want to shell out $$, you can can create the same effect manually.
What makes the subject of a photo look miniature is essentially a combination of
A high angle (you are shooting from above, looking down - like Godzilla looking down at a city haha)
a shallow depth of field
What is “depth of field”? Well, if u look at the pic above, notice how only the bridge part is in focus (sharp) and almost everything else around it is blurry? That means only the area immediately surrounding the bridge is within the depth of field (DOF)
DOF refers to the stretch of distance where your subject will appear clear or “in focus” rather than fuzzy. Technically, it is defined as “the distance between the nearest and furthest elements in a scene that appear to be "acceptably sharp" in an image”
See above, in the top image, how only the subject appears clear and the tree is fuzzy? This is an example of a shallow DOF, meaning only the distance around the subject (let’s say like, idk 1 meter) is in focus.
So anything within a 1 meter radius of the subject will appear sharp in your photo, and anything else will be blurry*.This is what we want to create the miniature/tilt shift effect.
There is also a different effect called “bokeh” which features an optional in focus subject in the foreground, and blurry lights in the background (see below). This is a little different from shallow DOF)
And just for fun, the bottom pic shows a large depth of field, which is what you get on standard photos u take on your phone, etc., where basically everything in the image is clear.
See how both the subject and the tree are in focus, that means the distance from subject to tree (let’s say 3 meters) is the DOF, so anything in that 3m will appear clear in the pic.
So HOW do we achieve a shallow DOF?
Hahaha so glad u (didn’t) ask!!! 😂
Again, there a a few ways, and you can combine these together.
1.) WIDE aperture
So you know that “click” sound when u take a photo (or that your phone plays when u take a photo lol)? That’s the sound of the camera shutter.
Think of the camera like your eye. 👁️ the pupil (the black part/hole that adjusts to let in light) is the equivalent of the “aperture” in the camera.
So basically the camera has its own pupil u can adjust to let in more light, or less light. And to simplify things, you can think of the shutter like your eyelid* that opens and allows light to hit your eye.
*more accurately, the shutter would be the pupillary sphincter (the muscle that actually controls the pupil), and the lens cap would be the eyelid, but whatever haha, let’s keep it simple 😅
These are examples of different apertures - they are referred to as “f numbers” or “f stops”
The smaller the f stop, the larger the aperture. So f/1.4 has the widest aperture - this is like when u are high af and your pupils are dilated. With a wide aperture, you are going to let more light into your eyes.
I guess it’s like in fics when ppl say this person’s eyes darkened, they are referring to the fact that pupils enlarge/dilate during arousal, making the black part more prominent and “darkening” the eyes.
The larger the f stop, smaller the aperture. Here the f/8.0 is tiny, like when people describe pupils as being pinpricks. Your eyes constrict your pupils like this when it suddenly gets super bright, so you aren’t blinded by the light.
So basically, wide aperture / large f number for shallow DOF.
2.) Longer focal distance
I started writing this out and it was a lot, so I’m going to simply it and say:
📸A wide angle lens has a short focal length
This is the kind of lens used in landscape portraits, where you want to get an almost panoramic view. With a wide angle lens, u are able to fit more of the landscape into the photo
This is kind of a shit photo, but it gets the point across lmao
See how the wide angle lens allows u to fit more of the surroundings into the pic?
📸 a telephoto/zoom lens has a long focal length
I think we all know what a zoom lens is… it’s like the ones paps or sports photogs use.
Fun fact, if u see someone with a white lens attachment instead of the usual black ones, those are like fancy and expensive af. Like if u have an opportunity to steal choose a lens for free out of a generous persons collection, choose the biggest, longest white one u can see 🤑
Anyway, this is the kind of lens u want for a longer focal distance/shallow DOF, but u don’t have to get an expensive one like that.
There are plenty of cheaper ones that work fine, they don’t need to be white haha.
3.) move your camera (physically) closer to the subject
The is another way to get a more shallow DOF… and I prob don’t need to explain it lol. Just like physically move the camera closer to the subject while keeping it in focus haha
Stumbled upon this pic on Twitter [it's most likely a photoshop, still] and was wondering if it might inspire something in you?? 🙂
oh my god!!! this was the exact photo that inspired me for the elf fics!!! I mentioned to @royalsweetteaa how he looked so tiny in the sink and then BAM! we had elves!!😱
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Wed 7 Apr ‘21
Louis left Tulum and went to Mexico City, and we got airport pics from both ends: the gathered fans were told by his bodyguard that they should keep their distance but that yes, pictures would be allowed. Thank you Louis! We got to see him a little for the first time in so long, in videos of him walking by (and getting ready to walk by) and blurry pics of him with his guitar, and Oli and Charlie- I’m excited to someday see the footage of whatever they’re working on. But for now, finally some proper pictures of the long long hair, or at least the below the hat part, all flippy and like...LONG! It’s on his SHOULDERS! Early pics had some interesting shadows around an elbow, prompting a flurry of NeW TaTtoO?? excitement, but when more pics were posted we could see that no, his elbow remains the same, false alarm. Once that tattoo kerfuffle died down the interest refocused on his shirt, which featured- a whole damn pile of skulls!
Louis went through a long phase of wearing skull shirts a while back, and the fact that it was during a period of a lot of very pointed t-shirt messages (and that he kept doing it more than ever despite knowing what we were reading into it) seemed to reinforce the theory that he did in fact mean things by it, and seeing him say yes to fan photos while wearing this shirt for the occasion… well! WELCOME BACK public Louis, we MISSED YOU! Yesterday’s shirt was for the band Obituary- is the band name a nod at the fact that Syco, generally considered to be the main target of previous skull shirts, is now dead and gone (rest in pieces assholes:))? Is Louis drawing attention to the livestream that band did a few days ago for their album ‘The End Complete’, and if so, is that also about Syco or about… something else? Inconclusive, but if we were meant to find their song “End It Now”, that can truly only be about one thing!! Am I to believe that SBB himself, Mr “I like to draw the fans’ attention to the lyrics of things” just, whoopsy, missed that! I mean, you would think every band on earth has lyrics about “ending it“ with the number of times he’s made that mistake, damn… he just never learns. Poor Louis, gosh how embarrassing! Lol. Anyway, I’ve seen people wondering lately what will happen when all the fans that have joined us in this time of lockdown and of no real contact with Louis will react when their version of Louis has to compete with the real one- and him barely being back at all but immediately reminding people that he is not a dad FFS feels like an excellent beginning, this should be good! BUCKLE IN friends! The real Louis is sooo much more fun than the boring made up one, just get ready to enjoy the chaotic energy and trying to keep up with him….
Oh also Louis liked a Snuts tweet about being underdogs as they fight to get the release week UK #1 for their new album, and a charity says they reached out to Louis AND LOTTIE to play in their celeb footie match PLEASE, HOW CUTE WOULD THAT BE? Come on Tomlinsons, say yes!
Liam has a big interview in Glamour to promote his BAFTAS performance! If *I* were doing the piece I would have really gone hard on the Two Liams angle of the performance (in which Liam will be accompanied by a hologram of himself) but alas they are boring and only interviewed one of him- maybe the part where he says “you're on stage, you're a certain type of person, and at home you're a certain type of person” sort of counts? The “that's always something I've really struggled with” makes it not so fun though, but that’s a Liam interview for ya; worrisome and makes you want to hug him a lot. “I didn't actually realize this for a long time, but I often give a little bit too much away,“ he says, and today is no exception. We catch up on the time since last we heard from him, when he told us he was going to take some well-earned time off and try to focus on writing new music; he continues to have difficulty with downtime unfortunately. Oh Liam, I do wish it were easier for you to take a break! He says, “I stopped working and I had a full, proper month off [and that was] really hard. And it was all a bit dark for me for a little bit... not being able to go anywhere, not being able to do anything. It really, really hit home. And I just found myself sat in the same place day in, day out. And I was like, okay, I really do not know what to do with myself” and “for me, learning to relax has always been quite a hard thing to do because I feel like if I'm not moving forward, then I must be going backwards.” He goes on to say “so, in a way it's kind of a blessing in disguise, as this has all kind of taught me to relax a little bit more. And to not be so worried about that, like the world is not going to fall over if I don't do something today,” and I wish I believed him, but that’s Liam’s way, to be like oh I need to add something upbeat and end on a cheerful note! So IDK. He also talks about drinking too much, at the beginning of lockdown especially, and how he’s dealt with it by getting back to working out and dieting. There’s nothing there that he hasn’t talked about before (he’s publicly addressed both his struggles with alcohol dependency and has talked a lot about his disordered eating though he hasn’t himself named it that) but after publication Glamour edited the piece to omit the part about his drinking-- I’m guessing the augmented reality app people didn’t feel it fit their ideal image (sigh). What that leaves is him saying how nice it was to be able to eat what he wanted during lockdown but that having the boundaries and rules in place of restricting his food again has made him feel better about himself, which if you ask me is still plenty distressing. Oh Liam :( <I’ve never wanted to hug someone so bad/ Spongebob meme> On a slightly more cheerful note, he tells us he feels supported and heard by a manager that he’s close to, and by Louis, and that those relationships are good for him (the interviewer does ask about Bear, but financee Maya is not mentioned even once in this article). The piece ends with a startling response to a comment about his upcoming performance: “I'll see you wherever you want me in your house, I guess.”
Niall posted about his Masters (golf) fantasy league and he was seen out and about! He was photographed in London driving a car the size of a house and on the street carrying one of his dozens of different reusable water bottles, with his hair floppy and down- is it a new haircut or just unstyled??- and shorts and little roundish shades. Hello Neil! There was a rumored sighting of Harry in London as well but no pics and like we know he’s there anyway so… shrug. And iHeart award nominations are up, and they’re pitting louies against harries, ouch. Will it be nasty (well when isn’t it even without this voted category, sigh), or will the louies simply steamroller everyone as per usual? Only time will tell, but if so harries can console themselves with their likely wins in the Male Artist of the Year, Best Lyrics (Adore You), and Song of the Year (WS) categories.
#I mean given that the only other time we’ve seen Louis in like 6 months he was wearing a shirt with a giant H on it#I don’t know what I expected why am I gasping I already knew that etc#dirtbag Louis is real! The hair and shirt combo ksljfklajl wow that is some Heavy Metal Parking Lot realness#hey idk who needs to hear it but: LIam's attitude towards food#IS NOT HEALTHY#charlie lightening#oli#7 apr 21#long post#klsaskdfj srsly SORRY#I thought about doing a two parter but the newbies should learn all about Liam so they too want to hug him#so why separate him out of a post I know people will go bananas for the louis part of#skull shirts#skull shirt#louis t shirts#louis coded clothing#when you can't remember your own fucking tag#I think it's the first one though#oh! and#SBB#of course
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good publicity anon, I forgot to add that although people on twitter will hate it, especially armys who spent time trying to debunk it and/or hate the idea of a bangpink relationship, not everyone is chronically online
They’ll lose fans, especially Tae, but that’s for him to worry about, and since everyone’s saying he seems unbothered and is even dropping hints according to taennies, he must not be that worried.
My guess is that we’ll get a Kai style scenario when the time is right, ending with “the pressures of the public eye got to them both and they broke up”, they’ll get some more publicity and that will be that. I doubt this is the star-crossed romance of kpop that everyone thinks it is…
Hey.
I mean, even if he loses fans, I think he'll be fine.
They have to confirm the relationship before they tell us they broke up though. It's been four months of this Taennie fiasco and we have no clue what's going on. The Kai thing was much simpler (imo) and Dispatch was involved, the official K-celeb relationship announcer, not some rando on Twitter. There weren't even any pics of them together, if I remember correctly.
Also companies usually don't keep us updated on relationship statuses lol. So if confirmations don't happen you can forget about a "They broke up because of public pressure" statement. They only announce break ups when they think another relationship(of the same idol) is about to go public. Idk if you remember but Gdragon and Jennie break up statement (idk by who) came out a few days before that blurry pic of (allegedly) Taennie dropped. Not saying this makes Taennie real, but it's a weird coincidence.
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idk if you’ve answered this already but how do you edit your teaser pics to be so high quality?? they’re absolutely gorgeous 🙀 i’m so hyped to see what’s going to happen next!!
aaaaaaaaaa 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 thank you so much for saying that!! i hope part 2 lives up to your expectations 🥺👉👈 i accidentally typed a lot so i’ll put all details on how i edit my screenies and the character posters under the cut!
lets gooooo
about my teaser pics, im assuming you mean the characters posters! i take the screenies in-game and my settings are ALL on ultra. my screensize is also 1920x1080! i use simemi’s v2 reshade ingame too.
for posting, tumblr has a 540px size for individual photos. i don’t resize my photos at all, but instead i crop them into dimensions that if downscaled (seen from mobile or an ipad) they fit the 540px aspect ratio criteria. in the cropping settings in photoshop for example i put “540px x 650 px” but i don’t actually resize them, if that makes sense. they still have 1080px as width.
for sharpening settings, i usually have these for all my screenies:
ALSO!! i noticed around a week ago that my screenies, even if 1080px, get decreased in quality. i’ve recently discovered that my banner, this being my crest, was actually NOT the same width, which caused my screenies to downscale in quality to fit the banner size. i’ve since increased the size and I can 100% recommend doing the same if you have a banner. (this is said banner that is now 1080px width to match with my screenies)
anyways !! lets keep going. there’s other story simblrs i’ve seen that use topaz clean and i personally don’t like how blurry and liquified-like (?) they can make sims look if very strong, so instead I use a topaz-like action by troianbelles, i use v3, lower the opacity layer to 40% and its good to go!
i don’t use the COMPLETE action though, so I just select the steps I want and then press the “play” button as usual:
for my actual character posters, they are VERY edited. just like my other portraits i’ve posted, i drew in the shadows and highlights in the face, neck and clothes. for this I use ‘overlay’ and ‘soft light’ layers with just a soft, very low opacity brush with the color black. for the highlights, i’ve really liked using the ‘dodge’ tool! I use it to bring some shine to the eyes, nosetip, cupid’s bow and even jewelry!
I use a modified version of my psd (this psd I made it myself for my simblr!) here’s all my layers: (ignore layer 3 sjflksjf its just the highlight color and I ALWAYS LOSE IT, also name your layers what they are dont be like me)
AND...there you have it. for my regular ol’ screenies, i do the sharpening + topaz action and then add my regular psd. just a bunch of adjustment layers to get your desired effect!
if you made this far and think ‘this post deserves to be on the /r/restofthefuckingowl subreddit, IM SORRY but if you have any more questions please ask me! i’ll answer them happily <3
#the anon: DAM THIS MA WROTE 10 PARAGRAPHS???????#ask#Anonymous#howto#just in case i need 2 come back to this
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Missed Chances - part 2
Steve Rogers x Reader
Summary: 13 Going on 30!AU - Steve Rogers is crazy about you, but he’s afraid his feelings are only one sided and being one of your best friends, he doesn’t want to ruin your friendship… On his 13th birthday, he makes a wish and wakes up in the body of his 30 year old self. The problem is, you’re no longer a part of his life.
Word Count: 3,845
Warnings: Language, Nudity, Implied Sexual Content, Implied Drug Use, Cliffhanger
A/N: This is so long, I’m sorry. I tried to make the descriptions fun, but idk. I added a few pics bc it was too beautiful. It took me a while to write this chapter, but I had so much research to do for this fic... yikes. I really hope you’ll like this chapter, I worked so hard on it.
Missed Chances - Masterpage
Steve woke up with a migraine, the mattress soft beneath him. His mother must have carried him up and tucked him in while he was asleep because he sure as hell wasn’t lying on the basement floor.
Soft silky sheets brushed against his naked skin and his brows immediately furrowed. He always wore pyjamas.
He tried to sit up, but soon realised that there was a weight on his left shoulder. He looked down at it and saw a mop of tousled light brown hair resting on his chest.
A woman!
His first reaction was to roll to the other side of the bed where he ended up face-to-face with another woman. A strangled cry escaped his throat, making the two women whine in their sleep.
“Mornin, daddy,” the one on his left slurred, her hand trailing up his thigh.
“Did you just call me daddy?” he asked. His voice was so low, he must have caught a cold during his birthday party.
“Isn’t that what you want, daddy?” she whispered into his ear, her hand cupping his groin.
He shirked and scrambled off the bed, taking the silky sheet with him. The two naked women sat up, concerned looks on their faces.
“What’s wrong?”
“You’re naked!” Steve wrapped the sheet around his hips and gestured in their direction with his free hand.
Why did he feel like he was standing on a stepladder? His head was spinning, the room was spinning, too. He had to get out of here.
He looked around the darkened room and yelled, “MOM!”
A look of mild panic crossed the brunette’s face. She picked up her discarded dress and slipped it on. The second woman apparently had the same idea and together they quickly collected their things before they rushed out of the room.
“Wait!” Steve yelled, fumbling with the sheet as he tried to follow them.
He tripped over the trailing sheet and fell face-first onto the soft rug, accompanied by a muffled ‘oof A soft, vibrating sound made him raise his head and he watched in speechless awe as the natural light began to pour into the bedroom.
The room was large, yet simple. There was a King size bed facing floor-to-ceiling windows, offering one of the most impressive views of New York City Steve had ever seen.
Decorative pillows had been thrown to the foot of the bed. One of them even landed on a teardrop shaped settee near the door.
“Good morning, Mr Rogers,” said a sweet feminine voice with an Irish accent. Her voice seemed to come from the ceiling.
Startled, Steve sat on the floor and tugged the sheet around him while looking suspiciously around the room.
“The cook is in the elevator, he should be here any second,” the voice continued. “I’ll start the shower now. Would you like me to turn on some music?”
He had so many questions, but he couldn’t decide which one to ask first so he went with the most obvious one. “Where are you right now?”
The voice sighed. “As I’ve explained before, I’m F.R.I.D.A.Y, an artificial intelligence created by Stark Inc. I’m connected to all the devices around your apartments, including your personal and work phones and computers.”
He sat on the bed and rubbed the sleep from his eyes, trying to make sense of what happened. He cleared his throat, hoping to get rid of that ridiculously low voice.
“I’m sorry, ma’am, I think you have the wrong Rogers. I don’t know how I ended up in this apartment, or in New York, but I’ll give you my mom’s numb-”
“I’ll ask the cook to add pain killers with your breakfast,” she cut him off, sounding amused. “Perhaps you should lay off the Norwegian liquor for awhile.”
Steve was scared to leave the room, not knowing what he’d find behind the door. He didn’t want to run into the owner, Mr Rogers.
As promised, F.R.I.D.A.Y turned on the shower and, remembering the two naked ladies in his bed, he figured he could use one.
He walked to the windows and marvelled at the view for a moment. He lived in Port Chester and rarely visited the city. On second thought, it wasn’t so bad. At least now he had a funny story to tell Bucky.
He followed the sound of running water and opened the door that led to the bathroom.
The bathroom was equally luxurious with its inlaid stone rain shower that could easily fit eight people. There was also a long vanity with double sinks and a mirror facing the shower.
Mouth agape, Steve let the sheet drop and padded to the shower.
As he passed the mirror, he caught a glimpse of a naked man and threw himself to the floor. He slowly peeked over the vanity, an excuse ready on his lips, but he realized it was just a mirror.
Frowning, he lifted his head a little and let out a small gasp as he stared at himself in the mirror.
“Oh, my god,” he swore, straightened up to his full height, “It’s me, I’m... hot!”
He didn’t look sickly anymore; he was strong and muscular and at least a foot taller. His hair was a darker shade of blond and slightly longer, too. He had a full beard and stared at it for a full minute. He’d always wondered if he’d ever grow facial hair.
“What’s happening?” he said, staring at his reflection.
He ran a hand through his hair, combing it back from his forehead. His hair seemed to naturally fall back into place, like he’d done this gesture so many times that his hair knew exactly where to go.
Yesterday was his thirteenth birthday party and today he woke up looking like a thirty-year-old man. How was it possible?
Oh, the birthday party....
I want to be an adult. I want to be thirty, I want to find love.
“No,” Steve drawled out, disbelief lacing his voice. “That’s so cool!”
It seemed completely crazy, but there was no other explanation.
He took a step back and checked himself out in the mirror. His body was, for lack of a better word, impressive. Wide shoulders, broad chest, tiny waist, massive arms and thighs...
“Tattoos?” he whined, inspecting his body closely. He had one on his left shoulder, a quote under his clavicle and another one on the right side of his chest. “Mom’s gonna kill me!”
The shower was already running, the steam fogging up the mirror. He stepped into the shower, his eyes focused on his blurry reflection.
Showering was a strange experience. He ran his hands over the hard planes of his broad chest and tight abs, discovering this new body more intimately.
His breathing hitched and he felt himself growing hard. Chancing a glance down, he saw the evidence of his arousal sticking up straight from his body. Then, suddenly, the water turned ice cold and he hurriedly leapt out of the shower stall.
“What the hell?”
“You always end your morning shower with a blast of cold water,” the A.I replied. “It increases alertness and closes up the pores.”
“Yeah? Let’s not do that again.”
“Very well, sir.”
“You can call me Steve,” he said, wrapping himself in a fluffy towel. “So, um, I live here?”
“Yes, Steve, 45 East 22nd Street, apartment 60FL. Is there anything else you need?”
“Clothes?” he replied with a shy grimace.
Following F.R.I.D.A.Y’s direction, he took a deep breath before he opened the bedroom door. He was scared to run into someone, even though the A.I. had informed him that it was just him and the cook.
He entered the walk-in closet tentatively and gasped when F.R.I.D.A.Y. turned on the lights. It was twice the size of his bedroom, with a round sofa in the middle of the room and a small staircase that led to another closet with mirrored sliding doors.
Suits, shirts, trousers, jeans, shoes; there were enough items for him to open his own store. He took his time and tried on several outfits before he found the perfect one.
“Steve,” the A.I. interrupted, “Your morning coffee has just finished brewing. Breakfast is served. I should also remind you that Mr Rumlow will be expecting you in the hall at 8 a.m.”
“Brock?” Steve squealed, suddenly excited to see a familiar face. “I’m still friends with Brock! That’s awesome!”
“Indeed, it is,” F.R.I.D.A.Y. replied in a monotonous voice. “Are you sober enough to find the dining room?”
He bashfully told her he had no idea where the dining room was and she provided directions again. She sounded like a real person: annoyed, sassy, amused... It was strange to think she was just a voice in the wall.
What Steve had seen so far was nothing compared to the living-slash-dining room. It looked like a page out of a magazine.
There was a large and modern dining room table for formal meals that led to a windowed eat-in kitchen with marble countertops and custom-designed cabinetry.
The living room was spacious and bright, decorated with modern artworks and furnishings. Thanks to the floor-to-ceiling windows, he had a 360-degree view of New York City, looking over the borough of Brooklyn.
“I could get used to that,” Steve whispered to himself.
He sat at the breakfast nook and glared at the tray of food in front of him. His breakfast consisted of a green concoction in a tall glass, a slice of grapefruit and a bowl of sliced bananas in plain yogurt. He poked the grapefruit with his spoon and screwed his face up in disgust.
“Um, ma’am,” he spoke, looking up at the ceiling. “Do you have cereal?”
“You cut out sugar from your diet,” F.R.I.D.A.Y. replied.
“That sucks!”
He ate a few spoonfuls of yogurt before he pushed the tray away. It was almost time to meet Brock downstairs so he took the elevator down to the lobby, excited to see his friend.
“What the fuck are you wearing?” a voice startled him as he stepped into the lobby.
A man, most likely in his thirties, stared down at him, incredulous. His black hair was short and styled with gel and he wore a perfectly tailored beige suit with no tie.
Steve looked down at his own clothes and frowned. He was wearing a pair of jeans with a matching jacket and a light blue shirt.
He really liked this look and it was really popular, especially after the American Music Award where Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears showed up wearing matching denim outfits.
“Denim-on-denim?” Brock said with a smirk. “Trying to bring sexy back?”
Steve cocked his head to one side. Was that a reference to something? He had no idea. “Brock? That’s really you? Whoa, you’re old!”
Rolling his eyes, Brock turned on his heel. “Fuck off, Rogers.”
Brock was on his phone when the doorman opened the door for him. Steve trailed after Brock like a lost puppy and greeted the man at the door with a polite smile. The man looked at him incredulously before his face broke into a similar friendly smile.
“Where are we going?” Steve asked as they walked to the car parked in front of the building.
“Work, dude.”
“We work together?” Steve said excitedly. “That’s awesome! Okay, what do we do?”
Brock threw him a side glance. “I knew I should have stayed last night. The party must have been wild, you look so stoned. What’d take? Cocaine? Heroin? Meth?”
“What?! No, I don’t do drugs,” Steve objected.
“Yeah, right,” Brock scoffed, “me neither.”
It only took fifteen minutes to go from his apartment to his workplace in the garment district of Manhattan. Steve looked out the tinted window as the chauffeur pulled to the curb before a large mirrored-glass building.
His bodyguard opened the door and Steve slowly climbed out of the car, his eyes widening when he saw a plaque above the double doors that read ‘STEVE ROGERS HEADQUARTERS NYC’.
“Nice outfit, sir,” his bodyguard said, a smile lifting the corners of his mouth.
“Thanks,” Steve replied, still flabbergasted.
Brock rounded the vehicle and pulled Steve aside. When Steve continued to look around in wonder, Brock grabbed his shoulders and shook him once.
“Man, you gotta pull yourself together,” he whisper-shouted. “You’re a fucking fashion designer. You can’t enter this building looking like Justin fucking Timberlake on Prozac.”
Brock glanced around to make sure no one was listening and spotted paparazzi on the opposite side of the road. He moved in front of Steve to block their view.
“Here’s what you gonna do,” he continued. “You’re going to enter this building, drink a large fucking coffee and lock yourself in your office. Don’t worry, I’ll take care of everything, but you owe me big fucking time.”
Steve gave him a hard look. “You say the F-word like a lot.”
Brock sighed, his eyes never leaving Steve’s face. “Man, I don’t know what you took, but next time I want in.” He pulled him into a hug and patted his back. “Stay hydrated, ‘k?”
They entered the building together. There were a lot of people in the atrium; tall, skinny models who turned their heads when they recognized Steve and employees who watched him with a mixture of fright and admiration.
They seemed to move out of his way like he was Moses parting the Red Sea. Steve was too speechless and confused to focus on them. They took the private elevator and stood in silence while the elevator made its long ascent.
“I’m a fashion designer,” Steve spoke quietly, mostly to himself.
“Yup,” Brock mumbled as he pulled out his phone and started typing a text message. “Time’s person of the year in 2012 and 2017, youngest billionaire in the world and the wet of every boys and girls on this fucking planet.”
“I must be dreaming,” Steve said slowly as he processed what Brock had just said. “Ow!” he cried when he pinched the tender skin on his neck.
“Not dreaming,” he said, “now let’s go.”
Brock walked over to a woman with long golden hair. He leaned in and whispered something into her ear. She gave him a thumbs-up and turned to Steve with a bright smile.
“Oh, my God,” Steve cringed, looking for a place to hide. His employees were busy looking busy and didn’t pay attention to them.
Brock and the woman walked back to him. “Wanda’s gonna take care of you.”
Steve took Brock aside and explained that he woke up next to this Wanda girl just a few hours ago. Brock laughed and called Steve a ‘fucking stereotype’ before he headed toward his own office. Steve turned back to Wanda with an apologetic smile.
“Sorry about earlier,” he said. “So, um, who are you again?”
“Wanda Maximoff, your assistant for the past two years,” she replied with a frown. “You really scared us this morning. Mr Rumlow said you weren’t feeling well.”
Steve replied with a casual shrug while she led him to his office. She informed him that Brock had already transferred the files he needed for the meetings and that he was free for the rest of the day.
“Clint will drive you home when you’re ready, sir.”
“Ok, cool,” he replied.
Involuntarily, she let out a loud laugh as the words passed his lips. He was always so professional and stern, definitely not the kind of boss who treated their employees like family members.
But when he was not at work, he was completely different.
Wanda had run into him in a very select bar the night before. He had danced with her, offered her fruity cocktails and she had really liked the attention. When he invited her and her friend over to his apartment, they eagerly accepted the invitation.
“Oh, by the way,” she turned back to him and handed him his personal phone, “I took your phone by mistake this morning.”
“Oh.” He looked down at the rectangular device in his hand.
She left the room, closing the double doors behind her. Steve plopped down on one of the sofas in his office and took a good look around the room. One thing was for sure, his 30 year-old self was a materialistic person.
His office was a mess, which was strange since his apartment was absolutely spotless.
There were mannequins everywhere, sketches and pieces of fabric clipped onto wooden boards for future reference. He also had a large collection of fashion magazines, sharpies, pencils, erasers, rulers and sketch pads.
He sat in the comfortable leather chair at his desk and flipped through various files. He soon realized that work was his whole life and that he probably spent more time in his office than at home.
Steve loved to draw; it was his safe place. His mother didn’t make enough money to buy him GI Joe dolls or remote controlled cars, but she always came home with pens and scraps of paper stuffed in her bag.
He was looking at some of his drawings when an alarm on his phone went off. He had never owned a phone before, but Bucky’s mother had one –a Nokia 3310- and it didn’t look like this one at all. He managed to turn the alarm off and read the reminder.
Chez Francis, 8PM
The computer on his desk was a lot thinner than what he used to use at the public library, but he recognized the Apple logo. He was relieved to see that Google was still a thing and after a quick search, he found the restaurant located in Greenwich Village.
Since he was technically allowed to leave, he asked his chauffeur-slash-bodyguard to drive him home. Clint was a quiet guy. He seemed nice, though a bit on the scary side.
Steve learned that he owned ten apartments in the tower; the penthouse, the first five floors, which were for his employees, and four others for his guests.
Like Uncle Scrooge, Steve was swimming in money.
But something was missing.
No one had mentioned his mom, you or Bucky and it was starting to stress him out. Plus, now, he had a dinner date with a mysterious guest. He could have bailed on them, but his mother had raised him better than that.
He arrived at the restaurant with ten minutes to spare and decided to stay outside while he waited for his guest. It seemed like a lovely place; French food, but not too pretentious. He hazarded a glance inside, but the lights were dimmed.
French food and dimmed lights? This wasn’t a casual evening, it was a date. A wave of nausea hit him and for a second he thought he might throw up. If he had a girlfriend, then he was the world’s shittiest boyfriend.
He woke up that morning with two naked women, neither of them seemed to be his partner. As a kid, he’d promised himself he’d treat his partners with respect, especially after his father left his mother for another woman.
His mother was his hero, but as far as he was concerned, his father could rot in hell.
Outside the sun had set and there was a distinct chill in the air. Steve tightened his coat around himself and looked around. There was a man, not far away, busy typing away on his phone.
He was tall, probably in his late twenties, and dressed smart casual. His shoulder length hair was tied up in a bun and he was wearing a long coat above a navy blue shirt.
“Bucky?!” Steve exclaimed, recognizing his best friend.
The man looked up from his phone with a frown and met Steve’s eyes. Steve’s face split into a wide smile as he walked over to him.
“I’m so glad to see you,” he said, pulling him into a hug. Bucky’s body was stiff, but Steve was too happy to notice that. “Look at us, all grown up and stuff!”
Bucky didn’t say a word, he pulled back quickly and smiled tightly at Steve who was still beaming.
“The craziest thing happened to me today,” Steve continued, undeterred. “You’re not going to believe this. When I woke up th-”
“I’m so sorry I’m late. It’s rush hour, I had to fight my way into the train,” you said breathlessly. You had seen someone with Bucky, but you only realized who it was when you turned to him. “Steve?”
“Hi,” Steve replied, looking down at his shoes.
The last time he’d seen you, you had run away after Brock asked you if you wanted to play Seven Minutes in Heaven with Steve. You had broken his heart that day. It might have been 17 years ago, but, to Steve, it was only yesterday.
“Are we waiting for someone else?” he asked.
Your eyes widened. “We?”
You and Bucky shared a look, the two of you had become masters in the art of silent communication. Bucky curled his arm around your waist and tucked you against his side. The gesture didn’t go unnoticed.
What?
No...
“Steve,” Bucky said after clearing his throat. “I don’t know who you’re meeting here, but it’s not us. We,” he paused briefly, “we haven’t seen you since high school.”
That comment made Steve’s head snap up. “High school? We’re not friends anymore?”
You were taken aback by his tone. It was pleading, almost childlike and it made your chest tighten. You had to remind yourself that this man, as nice as he was trying to be, wasn’t the sweet kid you used to know.
He was a celebrity, a billionaire and women threw themselves at his feet. He lived a scandalous life. He wasn’t your Steve.
A pretty blonde with long legs and a perfect white smile came up to them and kissed Steve on the cheek. She turned to you and Bucky and greeted you with a cheerful ‘hello’.
“Looks like you found your date,” Bucky told him watching you shake the blonde’s hand.
Steve caught the gleam of the solitaire on your ring finger. Caught off guard, he stared at you with a wounded look on his face. Bucky tightened his arm around your waist.
“You’re married.”
“Engaged,” you corrected, smiling at his date when she grabbed your hand and took a closer look at your engagement ring. She commented on how beautiful the ring was and you agreed, turning your head to smile at Bucky.
He shook his head, bashful, and kissed your temple. Steve was frozen, unable to look away and unable to close his eyes. His whole world came crashing down around him.
“We should go,” Bucky whispered into your ear as he linked his fingers with yours. He straightened up to look at Steve and his date. “It was nice seeing you. Enjoy your evening.”
“Likewise,” the woman said with a smile. “And congratulations.”
Steve cleared his throat. “Yes, congratulations.”
He watched you and Bucky enter the restaurant. A myriad of emotions washed over his face, none of them pleasant.
Be careful what you wish for...
Part 3
#steve rogers#steve rogers x reader#marvel imagine#steve x reader#marvel fanfiction#steve rogers imagines#marvel imagines#steve rogers imagine#redgillan#redgillanwrites#missed chances
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I've fallen behind... what the heck is going in with twenty one pilots?? Did something new happen? I know about the tower and basically all about the first update whenever that happened, can't remember, but I know nothing about the newest stuff
okay you need to catch up on a lot, let me tell you and link you everthing you need to know
so, first thing you need to know is that the eye closed in 7 pictures, and that in each update there is something corallating to the lyrics in those pictures.
we have now had 6 updates. the pictures of the eye closing were published on the 6th of july last year, and since music releases by fueled by ramen tend to be on fridays (and would you look at that this friday is the 6th of july what a coincidence right) i just went ahead and assumed that we’re gonna get the seventh update this friday.
the first was finding the site : you’ll have to come and find me
the second was the clancy letter “you’re still sleeping” : my pretty sleeper
the third was a cheetah gif: the eye pic was a slowtown lyric, and the song also has the lyrics “we’re going too fast” i mean you see where im going with this
the forth clue was the title of the photo of 21 men “not my only friend”: the lyrics were from truce
the fifth one was the gif of a vulture (not actually blinking): nobody dreams when they blink
the sixth is associated with the first sentence in clancys double-sided poem “a lifeless light surrounds us each night” : remember the morning is when night it dead
the seventh being and now i just sit in silence, i assume silence is gonna be the name for a single or the album itself because of the reasons i wrote on my post.
I’m gonna put the keep reading thing here because this post will be a bitch to scroll past. so many things to talk about, so buckle tf up.
so yeah, this is the basic structure of these hints and updates. between these main hints we got a lot of cryptic clues, huge dog-bones and reward-treats.
you already know about the first clue which was finding the site.
after that we got an update on the site with the letter from clancy. some words had letters that were missing, which spelled out “you’re still sleeping”, hence the my pretty sleeper lyric. this basically means the eyes still closed i guess, no biggie.
the third was this wonderful cheetah gif code-named 3lurr
people have found that in 2012 the TOP twitter posted this:
so obviously the cheetah has a meaning here. as people tried to find out what this gif was about they also figured out where its from. It’s from a movie called “Duma”. Yeah, Duma, like Dema. mind. blown. i know. and it’s about this boy that finds a baby cheetah. Turns out Duma is also a Russian council set up by Nicholas II. (*ahem* Nico). Isn’t it amazing when things fit in like a pre-planned puzzle?
names are very central here since you probably know the 9 names in the middle of the dema map from the first update. the next person we’ll talk about is andré weil.
André Weil is the guy cropped out of the photo of the little kid. He’s a french mathematician. He basically invented the Ø with 9 people. 9 bishops, 9 circles, 9 mathematicians.. you see what I’m digging into here? Also, the null sign (null means Zero) means absence, empty (aka silence? no?)
P.S: this dude also claimed that he “mathematically proved that God is real”. and as if all of this was planned for years, he worked on the concept of uniform space (SILENCE GIVES YOU SPACE) and stuff with a dude named Nicholas Bourbaki. yep, another Nico.
Something about this guy named Nico, (which then turned out to also be in a song title: Nico and the Niners - remember those 9 guys i just mentioned?) keeps appearing everywhere. In the cheetah gif 3lurr we talked about there have been letters literally moving too fast. when someone slowed it down they found it said “You still don’t know his name do you?” and “Nico Nico” (Nicholas II. remember?). Idk what other people think but i think this might be about the narrator of this album (clancy) and his adversary (nico) maybe? Like tyler and blurry where Nico is our winner and Clancy the dying man? Or maybe Nico is the leader of the nine and Clancy is an ally? not enough hints to understand it yet, at least for me. maybe Clancy is not his only friend? idk
Quick side-note: Nico (Niko) means victory of the people, basically a war hero in greek. Thats very interesting isn’t it. I thought so too.
The other song title leaked is Jumpsuit. Nico and The Niners and Jumpsuit were both found on the PPL Repertoire List, which lists all copyrighted songs for artists. (It’s been removed now, probably to protect song leaks.) The new Panic! at the Disco song titles had also been on here i think abt 2 weeks before the Say Amen video got posted. So in our case it would mean that we get a new Single around the 13th of July. Since they are both Fueled by Ramen bands, it could be that they have this protocol with every single they release.
Then we got 2 major updates, major because we finally literally heard from Tyler.
The thing is now it seems we are going back to where it all started, to the play, the war in it, 1939 (also the number of likes on their twitter, just saying). in the site dmaorg.info we now have a new picture of 21 people (who look a lot like those textbook soldiers looking over graves in the trenches that you see in WW2 might i add) in the same position the vultures are. it really feels like this is gonna be a going back to the origins, to the slow and deep self-titled times. to remember where the name came from, and to honor it. there are so many nodds to the play its impossible not to think about self-titled.
i saw an interview where tyler said he wanted to focus more on lyrics and make something less fun and dancey, and more like the self-titled album. with much better production of course. maybe thats why i have all of this in my mind.
Now, since we know that even image names are important clues, and that the photo has the title“__n_ot_myo_nly_fri_en d” under it, we took the image name of this photo of 21 men and entered it into the website just like we did with the violation code. and jackpot. bulls-eye. it led to a video. it doesn’t sound like anything remotely transcribable. i know. so, of course, it needs to be sped up and reversed.
some people heard “we are perdidos” which means “we are lost”, but in a minute you’ll see why this is not the case.
PS: the code, 2018_514_3_8 also spells out TRENCH which ties in with the whole war theme that I mentioned above.
next two updates are the vulture gif (named i as in eye - look at it not blinking)
and the second clancy letter (named reverse in reverse i mean come on)
clancy’s letter is scarily depressing and sad. but more importantly it starts with the line “a lifeless light surrounds us each night”. like the sixth clue suggests, ‘remember the morning is when night is dead.’ dead light, and dead night.
if you obey tyler and reverse the letter sentence by sentence, it still makes absolute sense and changes its meaning. and its kinda insane that they actually did this.
Another thing we got was this image with just a yellow strip and some numbers.
If you put that yellow strip over the double-sided poem you get the words “we are banditos”, portuguese for ‘we are bandits’. now the reverse message actually makes some fucking sense because its exactly what tyler said. told you you’d get it in a minute.
the numbers create 2018_514_3_8, meaning tylers message was in fact this sentence.
the sixth being lyrics from message man, i have a feeling clancy is the message man. the message man being the messanger between dema and the people outside? and nico is maybe a name for silence? the nine bishops maybe being 9 helpers of blurry and silence being an ally for blurry? blurry being dema? i really have no idea i really dont know.
this is it as far as i remember. i hope you are fully uodated now. welcome back to hiatus hell!
#twenty one pilots#21p#21 pilots#top#tyler joseph#josh dun#dema#clancy#blurry#my text#anon#answered#asks#anonymous
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ok holy shjt my dream last night
most likely very long so
me and two other people were whisked away to some magical over-the-top holy shit amazing resort that may have also been a school (think of the ss tipton from suite life on desk, but as a mega land resort), i think if you stayed there long enough you got uniforms? i wanna say they were vaguely ho.gwa.rts-esque but idk for sure
and we stay there a few days, but then shit gets weird
we went to some boutique in the resort, and one of the girls tried on an outfit and loved it, and wanted to walk down the street to show her family (i guess they lived close)
she screamed at us from the street saying “i can’t leave!”
we repeated it out loud and right as she confirms it, the place goes into lockdown
there’s safety rooms opening from the walls (they were like the width of an ironing board and were barely big enough for one person to fit in), that or that was the door sizes that just led to actual rooms where we huddled down
people began screaming (namely the workers), stuff about how “WHY CANT WE LEAVE” and/or “YOU CANT EVER LEAVE.” “WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE”
after a calm creepy lecture of why we shouldn’t think about leaving, we are taken off of lockdown and acted like nothing happened
but me and the girls knew
this place brainwashes you, and they also most likely kill people/make them into slaves to work there
so in response to this, i turn myself into rick (no i didn’t become an alcoholic, i literally just, shapeshift), only i guess my powers were weakened here because i never felt like him (still felt like i was in my body (aka short, i perceived myself as me, but others would see me as rick)), and for the first day i had to do an impression of him instead of just naturally sounding like him with the change (this hurt my throat very badly, but the voice came naturally the next day
i turned myself into him because i knew he wouldn’t get brainwashed, and he always had access to technology that could help us escape
i guess no one noticed that “i” was gone and this old dude is now there (maybe i wiped/changed their memory?) so it just went about normally then
my friends were struggling to not become brainwashed but i knew i still had time, so i did a few things
chatted up the 2nd owner who was named John Snow (he had no relation to the guy from the show (and his name was spelled like that)), asking a few things
if there was any kind of social media/internet allowed here. he said yes, he said a few, and then he mentioned this like snapchat that they made just for the place (and asked me to add him, i was not able to get the download code)
if i could send my grandson here. he says absolutely, just make this care package thing and it’ll bring him here (bc of course i need morty in on this)
tried to get on the good side of the owner(s), which involved a thing everyone eventually does there where they lock up everything (i think this is like, the final stage of brainwashing but i had a plan to escape)
locking up involved collecting an amount of keys that basically looked like weird giant bottle caps, and they all had words on them. and once you collect them all you bring them to john, tell him the theme connecting all the words, and then you get to follow him to the gate to lock up the front, and this had to be done before a certain time/curfew (which i believe was either 9:30, 10:00, or 10:30)
you seem extra good when you volunteer to do this, so i did, figuring morty would be there in time to help
john lets me take a picture of the words i need to collect (everyone else usually just gets a list but because i was being so cool to him he let me take a pic (also tried to take a picture of the not-snapchat code, couldnt for some reason bc dream logic does not like cameras. because of this logic my photo of the words was also a bit blurry, the further down the list the less you could see, the last few were covered by other papers))
i had 20 keys scattered through 20 rooms, and there happened to be 19 rooms in my section of the resort, and then the whole pool area
i had no clue what i was looking for or where, but the very first key was “TAN”, so i of course go into the pool area, and i spend like 10 minutes looking for just this key
so i then look in my room, and i find another, but it looks different from the TAN key (the tan one was more button shaped), but i continue to other rooms not knowing what to look for (until the next room has one that looks like the one from my room)
i just collect everything vaguely shaped like what im looking for that also had words on it
and one of the places i started picking up speed in finding keys was in joe bidens room. specifically his room and his kids room (in my dream he had 2 very young daughters), he was cool and was like “yeah rick you can do this” (i feel like he secretly knew what was going on and was cheering for me), and i had to say hi to his kids and ask if i could go in their room and get something and they agreed. i had to step over a lot of toys on the ground to get to it
so now i counted and saw i had 23 keys, and 2 of them repeated, but i didnt care because there was so little time left, so i ran to find john but ran into who i believe was justin roiland, the head owner of the place
i ask where john is and he points me in the right direction, and i see john kinda worried
idk why he was but i ended up dropping all the keys, and i was like “hey i got more than 20 and some of them repeat are these all right?” he says yes, and asks me for the theme
i stutter not knowing, and i think he’s in such a hurry he gives me the answer (i think it was like, essentials at a resort or something)
we start walking quickly towards the gate, me mentally preparing myself for morty’s arrival/putting my plan into action (note: either i dont remember what my plan was, or i really had no idea what i was gonna do), it’s raining/lightning so it’s kinda cool
but i get stopped by a group in the entrance, they want me to help greet the new people just arriving + some of them were having a birthday (none of which were morty), and i couldn’t get away, and i had lost sight of john, i think he was waiting back for me but idk for sure
so i fake smile and hold up a big six, then the second it’s done i find john and we make our way to the gate
i woke up and have no idea what happened next, i think my plan involved knocking john out or something, and morty would arrive around then or soon after as i figured out how the gate/barrier worked
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