#idk what else to tag lmk

[bevsi]

god it’s even easier for a celebrity to blatantly have an ED now than it was in 2004. cause you’ll have your fans defending you like “she’s just healthy and vegan and stop assuming things about people’s bodies she was actually super unhealthy at a healthy weight❤️”

[800db-cloud]

spare some spy hcs? 👀

OKAY. ok. so i have been putting off answering this ask because i’m admittedly very shy and very afraid of sharing my headcanons. and also because i have A LOT OF THEM.. but here we are!

here are my headcanon spies :) René works for RED and Jacques works for BLU!

where to start, where to start… i have a LOT of headcanons for them, i’ll be talking for FOREVER here. i’ll just start with story because why not! xP

René’s parents were also agents/spies, so he was always destined to be one as well. And he lives up to his parents’ legacies! He’s most notorious for destroying gangs and mobs and the like from the outside in. He was brought to America years ago to take out a dangerous mob boss, but unfortunately found himself infatuated (and involved) with the boss’ daughter. Luckily for him, the boss’ daughter wanted the guy dead, too.

René’s story is honestly a lot more fleshed out than Jacques’, but here goes anyway:

Jacques’ father was a very rich and powerful man in politics. Jacques himself was the result of an affair, and to keep it hush-hush, his father decided to raise him. Raise is a strong word, though— but he did help his father gain intelligence and blackmail on opposing political parties. Jacques proved to be a promising spy since childhood.

If anyone has any suggestions/ideas for Jacques’ story, let me know haha x) he didn’t have the greatest upbringing per se…

last thing on this section i wanna talk about is the Scouts. René is related to both of the Scouts; he’s RED Scout (Jeremy)’s biological father, and he’s BLU Scout (James)’ adoptive/step-father. Jacques has no relation to either scout, but acts as a guardian figure to BLU Scout.

anyway, this is the part where i continue talking about other miscellaneous headcanons! and these come with doodles :)

You couldn’t catch René DEAD without his mask, or his suit! He’d neeever take them off around other people (‘other people’ is mainly just Scout. For obvious reasons.) Meanwhile, Jacques is pretty lenient in letting his teammates see his face! Everyone on BLU’s seen his face at least once.

A big part of why René refuses to strip down is also due to the fact he has a LOT of tattoos. No doodle for this one because I’ve yet to decide on what tattoos to put on him (ideas are very welcome!!), but yeah! Most of the tattoos were ‘forced’ onto him/he had to get for jobs and ‘fitting in’ with bad crowds, but a good few of them were of his own accord, too.

Jacques doesn’t have tattoos, but he has a myriad of another thing: scars! Lots and lots of scars on this guy. Faded and old, sure, but they’re there. Most prominent ones are the one around his neck (from when the RED Medic beheaded him) and the ones on his forearms (those are from the LAST time he was imprisoned— looong story…)

René doesn’t cook very often for his team, but when he does, everyone’s always BLOWN AWAY by this guy’s cooking! René’s really bad at taking compliments, though— (“Cooking food that’s remotely edible isn’t a compliment, it’s basic survival.”) —but rest assured he’ll be thinking about it for the next month. Jacques, however… Do NOT let this guy into the kitchen. Ever. The BLU base has a special fire extinguisher “In Case Spy Decides To Turn On The Stove”

oooh, this one is an hc and a HALF to me. René much prefers working alone. It’s just in his nature, being isolated and whatnot. He likes to deal with things by himself– maybe he doesn’t want to burden others? On the contrary, Jacques NEVER works alone. It’s a trait he’s had even before being hired to BLU. You never know when things could go wrong, so it’s best to have someone else to fall back to… or someone else you can blame!

these hcs both have something to do with how René and Jacques show their trust in other people :) it’s a bit convoluted but it gets there:

René is, amusingly, very bad at remembering names. Almost laughably bad. There have been many-a-story of his days before RED where he’d get a target’s name wrong, even after he’d repeated it in his head dozens of times over. Names are difficult for him, so if he remembers yours, it means you mean a lot to him! He prefers using his teammates’ names rather than their titles. René is unaware of how charming this specifc trait is to his coworkers (they saw how much work and effort it took for him to memorize their names, they’re just happy with how far he’s come!)

Jacques has a… to put simply, very complicated relationship with food. But the one thing he’ll never turn down is sweets. His favorites especially being chocolate bonbons. Jacques has a hard time eating in front of others, let alone sharing his food! But if he genuinely likes and trusts you enough, he’d have half the mind to share with you. Admittedly, he hasn’t brought himself to share with most of the members of his team yet, except for a select few. Mostly BLU Medic and BLU Sniper.

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and of course, eventually, EVENTUALLY, these two also become friends! it took a little bit but believe me, they both respect each other’s skill in their job :)

AHHg i could go sooo much longer about them— from things like their physical traits (how much teeth they have? it’s a pressing question) or different periods of their life (why did rené have to leave his family? why was jacques imprisoned for the last time?) BUT this post is so… so, so long. My fingers hurt from typing

If you’ve managed to read through this Beast, THANK YOU RAAHH!!! thanks so much for asking this, too. i hope to spare more hcs someday. hehe ^_^

[sugarspace2012]

I wanted to make some fanart of Shadowpeach parent Au! Mk and Redson from that one comic, this art took longer then I expected clocking in at 2+ hours, and chat… I DID NOT COOK LIKE UGH!!! IT LOOKS SO BAD 😭🤚💀

The Shadowpeach parent Au is by: @kyri45

[apotipoy]

I'm alive

Please click on the images to see them in better resolution ʕ⁠´⁠•⁠ᴥ⁠•⁠`⁠ʔ

[fleecefaint]

stu doing the Ghostface calls (or calling Billy) but in the ‘businessman does work lying in bed like schoolgirl’ pose

"YOU FINGERED THE WRONG GUY.,,, AGAIN!"

lol ok anon

[valtsv]

this quote about cordyceps from this article in a scientific magazine is basically how i've always imagined possession to work in horror stories. the demon/entity/whatever doesn't alter your perception, displace you, or control your mind, they just take over all your bodily processes, bypassing your brain entirely. they force your mouth and vocal cords to form the words they want you to say, force your limbs to move in the direction they want you to go, and force your lungs to keep expanding and contracting and your heart to keep beating, even through excruciating pain and horrific injury, so you can't even self-sabotage and your friends and loved ones are discouraged from trying to stop you for fear of what harm they might cause you to do to yourself to escape. you're a passenger in the driver's seat of your own car, and the hands on the wheel, though outwardly apparently the same pair you've always had, are no longer your own.

[harryzroze]

concept art macaque >:3

concept art + weird doodles + ref for the second mask :3

I thought it was cool how the concept art looks like 2 faces a little because of the way it’s being ripped off so ayeee sneak a lil angst in there

[defsiarte]

PayPal has updated their TOS to give your account data to merchants

Like many other companies. They've suddenly added some feature to give advertisers your data and automatically opted all active accounts in.

Turn it off here!!

source/more info

[whenthelightisrunninglow]

remembered @hehe-hoho-ohno's misfits au it's sooooo good and i love it. CHEERS AND APPLAUSE. YAY

[bazeeble]

sum stuff i forgot to post so art dump time uhhhh comfy monkies !!!!

plus some inscryption monkie kid au concept (LESHY MACAQUE!!!!) + inscryption doodles!!!!

im so late to the inscryption fandom but i just beat the game the other day and lets jusr say….. I’m Gettingb…. Silly

[fayeangel25]

ok so uhh.. jeez a lot has changed 🥲 anyways idk how,but this is my second post cuz I'm mostly active on X so..

spicy???? Look at my first post, then this.. I improved! 😭 Twitter/X:fayeangel25

[lesvegas]

tumblr removed a transwoman's blog header pointing out the site's hypocrisy so i decided to make a similar one to use as my header for pride month. also made a tumblr blue and cute pink one in case y'all wanted to use one too;

free to use and edit idc, feel free to ask for different colours if you wanna use one too, they're made to fit perfectly in the mobile/default style theme. check my blog to see how it looks w/o an avatar

[your-average-art-dealer]

Red Son for my soul <3

Can y'all tell he's my favorite?

Song I listened to while drawing:

!Reblogs are Appreciated!

[kankri-vantas-alter]

it's in relation to lego monkie kid graphics - would it possible to request macaque themed graphics?

-Gallagher Anon

I can definitely d9 macaque d9 y9u want it sized t9 simply plural 9r anything i can do that t99!

Translati9n : I can definitely do macaque do you want it sized to simply plural or anything i can do that too!

6ut in the meantime here is a quick 9ne

Art is n9t mine credits t9 the respective artists when i find them ill edit and credit them as well as the character 6el9ngs t9 leg9 m9nkie kid

And if y9u want t9 add y9ur 9wn image here is the masks i als9 did a 6anner since y9u didn't specify what type y9u wanted i made s9me 9thers s9 pic what y9u like

The masks under these

[misxmi]

Silly meme I made

[dailystressmonster]

have you drawn zombie stress because the juxtaposition of bright flowers and sickly undead is a fav aesthetic

she's trying to keep all her bits together<3

I absokutely see your vision she would slay as a zombie