#idk uhhhh

[foxgirl87]

[lesbianwyllravengard]

just accidentally typed "Elfdong" instead of Elfsong (as in Tavern). I couldn't think of a punchline here but I thought it was funny.

[s3rrrpentine]

i made a strawpage for my links! it has anonymous drawing feature too........ maybe...you wanna......... check it out? hehe (•ؔʶ̷ ˡ̲̮ ؔʶ̷).𖥔 ݁ ˖

under construction still!!! so it's a little simple “(ノ _ <,, )

[oh-cramity-its-amity]

i have that type of anxiety where like yes i have 8 different alarms for the exact same thing. in order to just get up for work.

and even then, ill put my phone against my cheek/have my hand on it so i WAKE up because god i dont trust my body not to just sleep through shit -- its been done it multiple times. the vibration from the alarm ik will jolt me awake.

even going as far as to have one alarm before i even have to wake up just so i can feel good about snoozing it. "oh man i still got time."

idk im just like all over the place. i hate almost sleeping through shit and YEAH idk what u call this but ik im not normal but it makes sense to me.

i got my own like little ways to do shit

[idkwhatimdoingbutrandom]

The haha we hate Americans thing is just getting a little ridiculous.

A video of a girl getting ranch with her pizza then there’s a comment like “THESE FATTY AMERICANS DONT KNOW HOW TO EAT PIZZA”

Video of a group of early twenty-somethings doing something dumb and there’s a comment like “Classic STUPID Americans”

Like ???????

[coverednstars]

blehhhhhhh My kids production of clue + all the booth cues i had to organize 😗

[prolibytherium]

One of my all time biggest pet peeves with historical(ish) fantasy is when the writer constructs a religion with a clear bias that it's stupid and false and therefore only the Stupid People and/or commoners believe in it and all the smart/elite main characters are like, quasi-atheists or otherwise just routinely flout established religious conventions of orthodoxy and/or orthopraxy because they're Too Smart for it or etc.

It's usually an extension of assumptions that people in the past were just less intelligent than in the contemporary, just being like "I know that the sun is a star millions of miles away that the earth orbits, but this ancient religion describes it as a chariot flying through the sky" and not really bothering to learn the context and just (consciously or subconsciously) settling on 'that's a crazy thing to think and was probably believed in because they were Stupid'.

And that whole attitude pisses me off so much. People were as 'smart' 10,000 years ago as they are today. These beliefs aren't just desperate, random flailing to explain phenomena that could not directly be accounted for either, it's not like people just looked at the sun and went "Uhhh I don't know what the fuck that thing is, actually. I guess it might be a chariot or a boat or something?? Yeah let's go with that." and based entire religious practices on this. Every well-established belief system exists within broader contexts of cultural values/subjective perceptions of reality/knowledge systems/etc, and exist as part of a historical continuum of religious practices that came before. Even when not Materially Correct, they have context and internal logic, they're not always dead literal with zero levels of allegory, and they're never a result of stupidity.

[ballpitbee]

Epic giggle funtimes

[d0not-disturb]

Who are these DIVAS 💜

[onismdaydream]

yuta okkotsu who cries the first time your hand wraps around his cock.

he's always been sensitive, his pale skin covered in goosebumps at the slightest breeze, every fall or hit resulting in dark bruises or messy scrapes. even now, he can't help the flush of his cheeks when you so much as touch his shoulder or give him a compliment. it's cute, honestly. but you didn't know just how much it extended to the rest of him.

it just feels so much more intense and real to have the warmth of your palm around him, slowly stroking his length with his shiny precum. every swipe of your thumb across his leaking tip resulting in a full body shudder, his thighs shaking and his breath hitching.

he doesn't even truly notice it at first. his vision begins to blur and he bites his bottom lip, trying so desperately to keep any sounds in as to not embarrass himself. but soon enough, a fat tear rolls down his blushing cheek and you're quick to notice it.

"are you crying, baby?" its a sincere question. your hand stops in its movements, ready to pull away. he makes a soft noise, something between a whine and a moan — something meant to keep to himself — but the dribble of pre that blurts from his swollen head betrays him.

he likes it.

and he wants more.

it's only a matter of time before you have him a blubbering mess, your hand covered in his cum as he orgasms for the third time.

[lotus-pear]

ace detective more like ace DEFECTIVE

[weaselmcdiesel]

i was being so so so real when i said id make more katnep comics

[your-average-art-dealer]

Gay Hedgehogs

that's it, that's the whole post

get got

[lobolicious]

absolutely obsessed w this song

[mroddmod]

chucks this overthought fiddlestan au at u