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kayden-i-guess · 5 months ago

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Anthony Horowitz, you can't just brutally murder the white supremacist racist character in book two and then give us this. I'm disappointed.

#alex rider #i know these books were written really long ago but cmon #i audibaly gasped reading that like wtf #idk the guy who said this was american #im not sure if this line was supposed to paint him in a negative light or not #i mean i had fun making fun of this line with my mostly asian friend group so thats something #edit: i accidentally put cars instead of cats in the alt i am so sorry its fixed now #skeleton key

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wish-i-were-heather · 2 months ago

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everyone is posting themselves getting asked to homecoming so what if i just died

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todayisafridaynight · 4 months ago

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THIS IS GONNA SOUND SO MEAN BUT WHY DO U LIKE RYO AOKI/MASATO

masato hot

#snap chats #just like me... heh ... my ac has been broken all month im melting for the love of god send an iceberg im begging you #him turning into aoki is incredibly funny to me like jesus christ. what a lack of self love does to a mfer #but anyway 1.) please do not yell i scare easy 2.) meaner has been said its ok 3.) very reasonable to ask why anyone would like aoki #and 4.) to be Cereal he's inch resting to me. also his speech to ichi at the end hit a lil close and i was reminded of high school #5.) i really like his eng dub voice sorry im american. BUT HIS JP VOICE IS EXCELLENT TOO IM JUST SAYIN #rgg doesnt give an Exact on his disability so looking into lung diseases/conditions has also been interesting #esp post-lung surgery cases and care too so i thank rgg for the opportunity to do some reading #i also do In General just like cases of someone wanting to be loved and changing drastically to get it only to still be unhappy #granted. he sucks so LMAO can only have so much sympathy but it's still interesting to watch #the arakawas is also a part of why i like him because they all work as a big machine. if that makes sense #like the arakawas in general are such an interesting bundle i love all of them a lot because of what they mean to each other #in the case of aoki none of them mean anything to him at most resenting arakawa and despising ichi #meanwhile sawashiro's just. There LOL im so sorry king thats the truth of it all ... i love you tho ...#oh but back to aoki. i also really like politican characters- or at least characters who can have a 'public' persona #its fun thinking about what they have to do mentally to present themselves in public versus when they can 'be themselves'#like aoki's 'intro' scene where he's pleasant to his secretary and then a second later is conniving with ogasawara... peak i fear #OR THEEEE CAR PARK ONE i love that scene so much ...#very fun.. aoki being a politician just makes it infinitely funnier like guys we gotta bully the governor #plus i live and breathe by a glass analysis/comparison a twitter mutual of mine did ... i love glass imagery .......#uhhhh is that all ... idk prob im literally sweating my skin off i cant think right. my clothes are sticking to my skin i hate summer #i dont hate summer im so sorry i didnt mean it .... summer is beautiful .. i just wish this heat wasnt murdering me

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accursedthing · 16 days ago

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This election was decided by a Democratic candidate that refused to campaign on anything but "I'll do as little as possible to change anything" to an overwhelmingly dissatisfied population. You can blame every individual voter who didn't do what you wanted them to, or you can blame one actor we all knew was doing it wrong, who was yelled at for months that they were doing it wrong, and did it anyway. Are we really going to blame the political actors and system that created this situation or a public whose voice is repressed at every opportunity? Be serious

#not really interested in election posting but this needs to be said #i find it difficult to blame people for not showing up for a candidate that openly sucked #personally #The Kamala Harris campaign did practically everything they could to repel anyone with convictions #even without convictions lol who seem to have been a bigger factor lmao.cause why would anyone turn out for someone who is promising nothin #and I'm supposed to blame voters for not turning out for them anyway? come on #if you feel some frustration for people you know who didn't vote i can understand that. but as an actual analysis of the situation this is #ridiculous. and you guys are setting yourselves up to fall for it all over again #also on this people without convictions thing. i think people who just don't feel like they have personal stake and flip a coin and #vote Trump about it are morons. for the record #but it needs to be said that apathy and conservativism and all of these things aren't in-born traits #I've seen a lot of people saying this is an issue of Americans just being too right wing and like. kind of #kind of yes #but when this is an argument against pushing leftist positions because of the assumption those people won't like them #i think that's really foolish #and it's useless #you don't have to have any respect for 'moderates' or conservatives or any of them #but no one is going to change their minds if no one is giving them a reason to #I'm so rambling now i like barely remember my original point lol #but people like leftist policy a lot of the time when it's given to them. even if they don't group themselves as remotely leftist #i think it's useless and like dare i say doomerist to just concede that huge portions of the population are innately what? evil?#and that there's nothing to do for that but appeal to that evil or give up and die. useless!!!!!!!#i don't expect anything like this from Dems but when people are talking abstractly about what could hypothetically work and what couldn't #idk idk

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alien-enjoyer · 1 year ago

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one of the many, many things i love about doctor who is that the doctor is a respected and valued person who is 100% free to do what they like/come and go as they please. it’s so… like. you dont see many people speaking up about an alien being a trusted authority figure. or even many people trying to lock them up to study them/exploit their knowledge. when you do they’re shut down pretty quick or were under the influence of something/someone else.

they’re the president of the earth, which implies enough world leaders know about them and agreed to this, and of course they’re unit’s specialest little guy ever. it’s been shown multiple times it’s not even that hard for the general public to track information about the doctor down, and yet, no protest. if it’s happening, it’s all off-screen. it’s just a nice change of pace.

#it’s just. the classic ‘oooh something alien we gotta study it and blah blah whatever!!!1!!’ just. isnt present. it’s good #note: ive only seen new who idk what went on in classic who maybe they already did all that.#and havent read any books.#idk! be nicies if im wrong though #my post #doctor who #if i said that ‘if this show was american this would not be the case at all’ would you guys be mad #tbf i am not british or american. australia would also do something american because thats what we do. 😦#the guy in ‘dalek’ was clearly meant to be a dickhead so his opinion’s immediately invalid #(the giggle spoilers next ->)#kate lethbridge-stewart was getting brain spiked so she Doesnt Count™️#<- also blatant favouritism on my part #what i want to know is where was osgood. they’re awesome i love them she should’ve been there #this is off topic #they/she because theres 2 of them

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samwinchesterstan · 2 months ago

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tv shows will be like "sexy white men go after the monsters quietly killing civilians and extra-judicially kill them. this is the right thing to do" and then when one of them is like "hrm perhaps we shouldn't kill ALL of them" the narrative goes "actually yes you should :)"

and then people will go "this show isn't right wing or white supremacist at all wtf"

#ftr the 's1/2 dvds most requested by american soldiers in iraq' is almost certainly fake bc the guy who said it was a weird fraud #but its not hard to see where it came from #and look at how the actors received it!! lmao #idk if kripke also went yay wahoo hurrah but he certainly did nothing to indicate that he disagreed

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j-esbian · 2 months ago

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there’s a certain flavor of conservative thought where people start to get mad about Accents Existing that i always find truly bizarre

#so-called english language purists living in the american midwest. like grow up #to be clear i don’t necessarily mean political conservative although there may be some correlation #i just mean like. people who are soo staunchly against the idea of language changing #and that expands to people saying things differently #i’m sorry i brought it up bc my coworker today started trying to drag people who say like. grossery and cyoupon #i’m still thinking about it tbh. why does that upset you so much lol #it’s also i feel like. very telling that she thought the Southern Affectations were cute #idk if it’s unique to michigan but i’ve encountered SO many people who like to cosplay as texans or tennesseeans #(i’m sorry idk if there’s a different word for that)#or like. another coworker making fun of another guy who is from hawaii and pronounces it differently than she does #my parents and i got it a bit when i was growing up too bc they’re from philly and i picked some of that up #like yknow. the way my name is pronounced lmao. it’s always wild the way people just don’t register or care that it’s said differently #i’ve given up caring bc i got made fun of enough as a kid. it’s whatever at this point like i guess it is just an accent #but i’m getting off topic lmao #mine

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rowanhoney · 1 year ago

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Man Americans weird me out so much

#this guy got a fig jam and Brie sandwich then is getting upset there’s no mustard sauces or anything to have with it im so confused #that sounds disgusting #who dips a sandwich in sauce is that normal American behaviour??#also if u have jam and melted cheese why do u even need sauce #also fig and mustard sound disgusting together #also he just returned his plate and asked for a takeaway box to eat out of idk why cos the plate was clean #THATS just wasteful #and asked me for sugar when I walked by when it was right next to him #and asked for forks for a croissant?????? who eats a croissant w forks????#Idk I’m just confused #cos he keeps coming up to me w weird and unnecessary requests #which then makes me feel bad like I’m not good at my job #Also cos he asked for tap water and I pointed to the water dispenser and said it’s just there #and he never got himself water but sat right next to it #so then I’m walking by feeling guilty like I forgot to give him water but it’s clearly self serve and it’s right next to him so I’m like #hmmmm #Americans just always tend to behave in a way where I’m like???? or have odd requests #tho this super working class English guy came in yday and asked if we did coffee. like ur in a coffee shop idk how to answer that #and had a few other questions that made me question is this guy an alien does he never leave the house idk

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oveliagirlhaditright · 18 days ago

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So, I don't know if I'm ever going to watch the 5th Wave movie based on reviews I've seen for it now (even though I also feel bad saying this--and think maybe I should--because I'm also someone who thinks you should judge things for yourself), but I have watched a few amvs for it... and just based on that (though I admit that that might not be a fair metric to base it on), I do agree with people who think that Evan Walker was miscast (it also might have been direction issues). He just seems too earnest to me? Too trustworthy? And that's sort of a problem, of course, because you needed to have so many moments in the film where you didn't know if you could trust the guy or not. And based on the scenes I've seen, he doesn't seem mysterious/sketchy enough. He also doesn't give off the vibes where Cassie was like, "I'm going to kill Evan Walker!" because he was pissing her off so much. IDK. -shrugs-

#i also hear that ringer doesn't feel like ringer? and i haven't seen any clips of her to judge yet? but if so that's also a shame #i feel like they needed someone like how david boreanaz played angel or something #and i admit he wasn't always the best actor back then (he got better in his own show) but he definitely gave the 'i don't know if i can/#should trust you' vibes. and also the 'this guy is an asshole and i want to punch him in the face for it' ones sometimes #robert pattinson. too. in twilight. like... i have my issues with the twilight movie and even some of rob's casting in it believe it or not #but he also gave 'is this guy really trustworthy?' and asshole vibes in it #like i said: i don't necessarily blame the actor it truly might have just been bad direction #also... this might just be me. but i feel like some lines in things really should be read kind of matter-of-factly?#or at least that's how i read them? and i feel like if maybe if they were read that way they would have the intended affect? but in movies #actors put their whole heart and soul into them. and i GET why. but it's like 'no this character #isn't necessarily like that. or they have a certain time for that with the character. you don't have to read every line of theirs like it #was a life-changing moment for them.'#idk.#you know what my guess with ringer is? just kind of based off of polandbananasbooks description of movie ringer vs. book ringer is?#i think book!ringer was kind of based on anime characters who kind of talk emotionlessly (sometimes to seem/sound badass) and/or a lot of #times because of trauma #she seemed very homura akemi-y to me... and i feel like american directors don't know what to make of that. or probably don't even read tha #at all when reading the book (because they don't know the archetype). and so in the movie adaptation we get “whiny” instead #and to be fair... times when american media has tried to adapt that archetype it hasn't always worked. it DOES sound badass in japanese #but in english it often sounds like you can't act/can't emote #but yeah: both polandbananasbooks and i read ringer as kind of emotionless (rather her emotions were under lock and key) because of trauma #and badass so i do think that's how she's meant to be read

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mx-paint · 3 months ago

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#tiktok has been giving me these racist/bad faith videos lately #its not the first time its done this stupid shit nor will it be the last #and the videos span from all spectrums of political alignment #but its Mostly liberals saying how much they hate leftists #to the point they will make up shit with a picture of a video that is actually really hard to jump to conclusions on #(but they do it anyways)#like. a guy saying a white girl was saying that 1 america has no hand in what happens with the countries we have a list of affecting #and 2 that she said that asians are a 'peace loving people incapable of harm'???????#which. watching the video. no such words were uttered #and he started the video off with 'look at this example of far left racism!!!!'#and even the screenshots he took. were of her talking about american racism and imperialism.#and the comments seem to be agreeing with him while Also being straight up racist #one guy is saying his a hardcore blue liberal who wants to 'kill them commies'#idk man #every week tiktok will decide i am the person for this shit #no matter if i block the tags or the users or even report them if its bad enough #idk why it would think the misinformation post explicitly about how this guy made up something and the comments being racist was my thing

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graveyardmouth · 1 year ago

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language learningsucks so bad why cant i just magically be fluent

#guy who lives miles away from basically the only place with people that speak the language hes learning when it cant immerse himself in said #language 😱😱#aughhh i wish i had just learned this shit as a kid its a pain in the ass to learn new symbols when all i know is the latin alphabet #i also wish we had classes at school but. apparently its too much to ask to teach native american languages IN AMERICA #whatever. i fuck with language learning a lot ill be fine (< guy who has 5 in progress languages on duolingo)#speaking of duolingo why do they have fucking klingon and not cherokee #like. duolingo sucks and theres still other ways to learn cherokee but still idk. it leaves a bad taste in my mouth #also i googled it and apparently its at risk of becoming a dead language 👍#bug shut up

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crimeronan · 1 year ago

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once my sunday school teacher at my very conservative evangelical church (the kind of church that goes out preaching at shopping malls) came in devastated because her brother had just committed suicide. this church did NOT teach that suicide would send you to hell, but they DID teach that you could only get to heaven through an ongoing relationship with christ.

my teacher mentioned that her brother had 'fallen away from the church' in recent years because of his depression. but then she added that he'd been a firefighter and saved lives, so she hoped that god would take that into consideration for him.

this was, of course, completely against the church's teachings, and it puzzled me that she would say something so erroneous. so i helpfully informed her that her brother was Definitely in hell if he'd fallen away from christ. this did not seem like a cruel thing to say because it was simply factual, and it was important that people in the church were factual about hell and who goes there. she was lying to herself and needed to be honest instead, was my reasoning.

i was ten years old.

I said this a couple years ago (one year ago?) and most of the comments on tumblr actually did not know this, so to reiterate what you’re up against: a VERY mainstream belief among American Christian fundamentalists is that they are the only ones who experience love. They raise their kids to think that everyone “living in sin” (all other faiths, atheists, and LGBT people) goes through life sad and empty, falsely believing they know what love feels like, and will never know until they’re “saved.” It’s not as simple as them diminishing the humanity of others out of hate, but being deeply brainwashed to believe others are automatically mentally less human. They are also very good at convincing new converts that they really are experiencing this “real” love for the “first time;” the same way members of all cults can become wholeheartedly convinced that they’re receiving psychic alien messages or communing with spirits. Cult conditioning is simply that powerful.

#yes this was the same ten-year-old me frightened by bronx nipplz guy on neopets #fundamentalist christians are fucking evil. hope that woman learned from her experience of being tormented by a 10-year-old and left #but i don't remember idk what happened to her. i don't remember a lot of things from that time period for. obvious trauma reasons #this post just brought that up So Vividly #another memory: being at church camp and someone had let their dog shit in a field without cleaning it up #one of my cabinmates wrinkled up her nose and said 'well whoever did it we know they arent christian'#because that's the mentality. bad things are done by bad people who aren't christian. good things are done by good people who are christian #of course many of the people i went to church and school with were also just straight-up nazis. that's what you can expect from #rural american fundamentalist christianity in an overwhelmingly white state.#the teachers caused so much drama over my first boyfriend and tried to break us up and our parents nearly pulled us both outta school #it wasn't until just. a little bit ago. that i realized the drama was because i'm white and he wasn't. GOD.#wish they could see my polyamorous dyke ass now with my jewish partner my native american partner my asian ex-partner-now-close-friend #god these tags ended up long it's just. the older i get the more i hate them and the more i want them fucking dead #i understand everything about them and how they think and how they love and how theyre even sympathetic. and i Want Them Fucking Dead.#christianity #cults #fundamentalism #suicide m #long post

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astrxealis · 2 years ago

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my tita's taste in video game characters is so silly i love it

#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚#uhh i am more aerith but she is more tifa #and she likes therion and so do i #and. that's mostly it i know. sobs! uhh she's doing black eagles route bcs she knows stuff from online a bit #but i know she likes dimitri. haha. she literally said herself she likes pretty boys... me too.....#raghh i need to do homework asap when i get home. tbh i'm not stressed. i'm good #i just need to do stuff asap is the thing! but break is so soon... happy #really excited for our lil trip vacation early april. + prom. fkbskdbsjd #gay friend of my other tita who is in the U.S. is coming too n apprently uhh he is Nice #a normal guy who happens to be gay. smth like that. but hes the only gay guy adult i really know #thats close to my. family? somewhat? just my tita but my other tita and lola have met him and hes nice #i am excited to meet him bcs as a lgbtq person. JDHSJDNS YEAH..... also american so mhm i am very curious #not in a weird way okay. just really really curious as it is in my nature to be very curious. yeah #im also very nervous tho haha i really am not good with talking to people i do not know!!! too quiet too shy #ive gotten better tho? mostly bcs im a lil energetic usually n jumpy n just myself. so its been a bit easier #idm being the one to speak up for me and lune or whatever now uhh b4 i used to be really annoyed it was usually me #but it is Fine. teehee also RAGHHHHHHHHH YOU KNOW i love going outside tbh every sunday uhh #i do not want to Go Home early but gotta feed stray cats which is >>> to malls. so yeah #sooooooooooooo. idk. bye!#going to finish homework asap. funny i've done a lot of the few left but they're due like. uh. nah nvm actually #havent worked on that one due tmrw lol but ive done the easier ones mostly. oops! i gotta improve with that still #and a lot of stuff. getting there <3

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azulpitlane · 8 months ago

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british slang I ln4

pairing: lando norris x american!reader summary: pranking lando is the only way he can finally get off his phone notes: hi🧍‍♀️i accidentally disappeared but this semester hit me harder than i expected and im honestly out of ideas so idk what this is masterlist

“Babe what does leng mean?”

“Leng? Why are you asking?” Lando responded confusingly while he scrolled through his phone.

You fought the urge to roll your eyes as you watch him keep his gaze on his screen. It was a bad habit that you quickly picked up on early on your relationship, but now that you were finally living with Lando you were hoping he would spend less time on his phone considering your time together was limited with his constant traveling.

There had been few times you had even caught him messaging his friends, some who were women, while he was suppose to be spending time with you. Though you weren't a very jealous person and trusted Lando more than anything, it didn't sit right with you that he was messaging other girls during your time together. You had brought it up to him a few times where he promised to put it down and spend more time with you. Little liar.

“Some british guy at the gym called me leng this morning.” you replied trying to sound nonchalant.

“What?” Lando finally tore his gaze away from the screen, confusion etched on his face. You fought the urge to smirk as you stared at him acting clueless. “And what did you say?”

“I asked him what that meant and he just laughed and then said I had a nice ‘bunda’?” you revealed, trying your best to keep a straight face.

Lando's brows furrowed in bewilderment. "Are you serious?"

“Yeah, but I figured out what bunda means!” you said excitedly.

“And what does it mean?” Lando asked, now fully engaged in the conversation as he sat fully sat up from his laid back position.

“Accent!” you declared triumphantly.

“Baby, what?” he responded, confusion quickly turned to exasperation. “Why would you think it means accent?”

“Because afterwards he said im ‘so american’ so when he said I had a nice bunda he was referring to my accent.”

Lando pinched the skin between his eyebrows and held back a groan, “Y/n, no. Leng means attractive and bunda means butt. That guy was flirting with you.”

"Oh," you muttered, "then I probably shouldn't have exchanged numbers with him, right?"

"YOUR NUMBER? WHY WOULD YOU-" Lando's voice rose in disbelief, his eyes widening in shock.

"I thought he was just being friendly! I wanted a new gym buddy, and he said he bet he could improve my stamina so I think he wants to give me some workout tips," you explained, barely able to contain your laughter.

"HE SAID WHAT? NO, WHO IS THIS GUY?" Lando's frustration was clear now, his protective instincts kicking in.

"Well, his name was-" Before you could finish, Lando cut you off.

"You know what? You're not going to that gym alone anymore," he declared firmly. You almost let out a scoff feeling as your small prank failed as you watch him pick up his phone again and get back to scrolling as he laid back down on your bed.

You laid down next to him and pretended to be engrossed in your phone, stifling your giggles as you exchanged messages with your friend about your current situation. You ultimately decided to keep the prank going and you could sense his gaze on you, his curiosity evident in the subtle glances he casted your way.

"That guy- you deleted his number, right?" he asked as he looked at you.

"Hm? you feigned innocence, tilting your head slightly to peer at him through the corner of your eye.

"Yeah, the gym guy. You deleted his number?" he pressed, a hint of urgency in his tone.

"Oh, him," you replied nonchalantly, tapping away at your phone with deliberate slowness. "yeah."

He looked at you suspiciously as he fully turned to look at you, "So who are you texting?"

You maintained your facade of innocence, keeping your gaze fixed on your phone screen almost as payback. "Just a friend," you replied casually, your fingers moving across the screen as you kept texting your friend.

Lando's suspicion only seemed to grow as he observed your behavior. "Just a friend, huh?" he echoed, his tone laced with skepticism. "What are you guys talking about?"

You shrugged nonchalantly, pretending to be engrossed in your conversation. "Oh you know, just some fitness tips," you quipped, your voice tinged with amusement.

He gasped loudly and reached for your phone, but you quickly pulled back just in time. "Y/n Y/l/n do not tell me you are even entertaining this guy right now while you lay right next to me."

"Well it's a hobby of yours that I decided to pick up." you replied keeping your phone out of reach.

"I do not do that!"

You raised your eyebrows then casted a glance at his phone that was still on, sitting on his lap. He followed your gaze and scrunched his nose lightly, "Okay maybe I do it sometimes."

You gave him a pointed look and he blinked slowly, "See, now you know how it feels trying to talk to someone who's too busy on their phone." you replied.

Lando's expression softened "Okay, okay, I know it's a problem, but this time I swear I won't do it again." he promised earnestly, his gaze pleading for forgiveness.

You tilted your head and he almost pouted at your lack of response, "I swear it on everything, I swear it on racing! If I do it again, I shall never race again." he declared with a serious face while crossing his heart.

You giggled slightly at his dramatics, 'Alright, alright," you relented, "I'll hold you to it drama queen."

He smiled, his eyes sparkling with mischief, and playfully tackled you back into a laying position. Hovering over you, he pressed gentle kisses all over your face. "Huh, you are better than my phone," he murmured teasingly, his lips brushing against yours.

You grinned up at him and pulled him closer, savoring the closeness and intimacy of the moment. Before you could deepen the kiss, he pulled back and said, "Come on, let's make up for some lost time, we could go down to that new mini golf place."

You pulled him back down and replied, "Or we could stay here and make up for the lack of morning sex today."

His eyes widened slightly at your bluntness, "Yes-yeah-we could- we could do that."

You giggled at his slightly flushed face and connected your lips once again.

"Wait! You still haven't deleted that guy's number." he exclaimed as he pulled back from you.

"Ohhh well he was never real." you replied as you shrugged lightly.

Lando blinked in surprise at your revelation, confusion crossing his features. "What do you mean he wasn't real?" he asked, his tone tinged with curiosity.

You couldn't help but chuckle at his reaction. "I made him up to mess with you," you confessed, a playful smile dancing on your lips.

His expression shifted from confusion to amusement, and then to mock indignation. "You are such a muppet," he exclaimed, squeezing your sides.

"Yeah, yeah." you replied while playfully rolling your eyes. "Now keep kissing me Norris."

"Don't have to ask me twice baby." He grinned before leaning down and capturing your lips together.

more notes: yes i am aware the ending is awful but i wrote this during the suzuka gp and i was stressed enough with that. goodnight. (also just reached 800 followers WOOO thanks guys🥹)

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landososcar · 7 months ago

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so american ; CL16

pairing(s) ; charles leclerc x american!reader

summary ; in which a trip to monaco turns permenant because of one ferrari racing driver

warnings ; fast paced relationship, smau, google translated french (pls correct anything that’s wrong) & FLUFFF

note ; lol sorry i lowkey disappeared. anyways. here’s charles and leo (aka everyone’s fav duo)

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youruser leo & i might never leave 🥰🇲🇨

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friend1 monaco is so so beautiful

yourbff you can’t leave me here alone in the us

youruser but…

charles_leclerc im stealing her

yourbff you’ve know her for 3 weeks

charles_leclerc whats your point ??

friend2 the states miss you come home

friend3 leo has a new lap to sit in????

yourbff i feel cheated on

charles_leclerc i’ll make sure you don’t leave ☺️❤️

youruser having the best time of my life with you🫶

yourbff saying you’re not gonna let her leave is kinda creepy not gonna lie…

charles_leclerc you’re just jealous coz she doesn’t wanna go back to the us and wants to stay with me

friend4 you look so happy😁

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cl16updating recent pictures of charles with a puppy, fans who asked him about the dog say his name is leo and he is not charles dog but he is staying with him for a while!! we are also unsure who the girl in his car in the last picture is, if anyone has any idea please share her instagram @ with us!!!!!!!!

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fan1 omg he’s not his dog??? i’m devastated now i wanted leo paddock appearances

fan2 idk maybe if you guys find her instagram @ don’t share it,, if charles wanted us to know about her he’d share with us

fan3 if she doesn’t want us to know about her maybe she shouldn’t hang out with the prince of monaco

fan4 she should be able to hang with whoever she wants. some of y’all are so weird

fan5 imma steal that dog

fan6 that means we probs won’t get leo in the paddock😭

fan7 maybe leo is the girls’ dog and she’s a friend of charles visiting him or something idk

imessages !

translation 1: ‘i’ll miss you so much’

translation 2: ‘we can be crazy together, my love’

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instsgram !

youruser added to the story!

charles_leclerc added to his close friends story!

charles_leclerc replied to your story

↳ you always do baby

↳ god you’re so cheesy

↳ i hate you

↳ can we go back home i miss leo

↳ charlie babe leo will be fine by himself for 3 hours

↳ i know i know

↳ i just love him so much

you replied to charles_leclerc’s story

↳ CHARLIE DELETE

↳ THE DOGS ARE OUT😭😭😭

↳ LEO GOT OUT??????????????? WHERE IS HE ??? IS HE SAFE??? DID SOMEONE FIND HIM??:??;??/??

↳ omg baby no leo’s fine i’m sorry for worrying you

↳ why would you joke about that

↳ i think i nearly had a heart attack

↳ you’re more obsessed with leo than me

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f1wagupdates charles and his girlfriend (leo’s mum — we don’t know her name) this saturday. the owner of the first pic said that they were out for dinner with pascale, arthur, lorenzo, and their girlfriends.

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user1 she so beautiful oh my god

user2 where’s leo

user3 girl she doesn’t have to take him everywhere

user4 i think her name is y/n… my cousin in america said that she looks like someone she used to go to school with

user5 i looked through charles’ following and he follows a private account with that name @youruser

user6 ooo that could be her fs

user7 did she really leave leo alone.. she’s a bad owner wtf

user8 leo is a dog he’ll be ok by himself for a few hours omg you just want a reason to hate her go touch grass

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charles_leclerc happy gorgeous amazing month ☺️❤️

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user1 CHARLES who is THAT

user2 Y/N CONTENT ON THE MAIN ‼️‼️‼️

carlossainz55 whipped

user3 omg is she playing his piano

user4 yes with her feet

youruser love love love you

charles_leclerc chérie💓💓

user4 anyone else think they’re moving REALLY quickly…. like i heard they’re living together already

user5 who CAREEESSSSS

user6 it’s none of our business

yourbff you’re all she talks about oh my GOD

charles_leclerc are you jealous

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youruser “too much, too soon” i’m living with him lol

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yourbff remember when we had conversations that weren’t about him

youruser wdym

yourbff i hate him

yourbff you’re OBSESSED with him

yourbff you guys are DISGUSTING

youruser you sound jealous

yourbff i AM. that little french driving man STOLE my best friend

charles_leclerc FRENCH????????

friend1 miss you 🫶🫶

joris__trouche ❤️

friend2 come visit soon we miss youuuu

friend3 you’re so so so gorgeous

charles_leclerc MON AMOURRR

charles_leclerc YOURE SO BEAUTIFUL I WANNA KISS YOUR FACE

yourbff can you get me a ticket to the miami gp so i can see my wife pls

charles_leclerc no you’re gonna try steal her back

yourbff @youruser ur boyfriend is being mean to me

youruser charlie i lost my miami paddock pass can you get me another one pls but like could you put it under the name y/bff/n y/bff/ln please, for no reason☺️

charles_leclerc okay baby💓💓

youruser stop it i love you so so much you’re so adorable😭

leclerc_pascale Leo ❤️

youruser he misses you 🥰

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rainbowgod666 · 2 months ago

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...yeah if i was in her place, i woulda just said "look the gayness is interesting especially from your age, which implies a rather expanded field of personal study, however: this is a retelling of romeo and juliet as a yaoi fanfic. I dont care if ✌️julien✌️ swinging a chainsaw around killing a horde of soldiers carelessly while ignoring that AND singing a heartwrenching song about forbidden love is supposed to be a reference to how the LGBTQ movements went from total hiding to have an entire month about them named *pride* month, this is a level of violence (pun possibly related to undertale cause every generation has their Wars and Horrors and shit) i expect in madness combat, not a retelling of a classic from my homeland. Make it flow less than the blood you wrote about, amp up the gay, and its a guaranteed A"

me remembering that one time i had to write and publish and actual book for a school project so i created a retelling of romeo and juliet except it was a gay love story and both romeo and juliet (<- who i turned into julien) were both doomed by the narrative and were never supposed to fall in love since their families were on opposite sides of a kingdom and it was a literal masterpiece but when i turned it in for the teacher to read (it had a cover and was laminated and bound and all that) she kind of had a mental break down and said "your writing is excellent and exceeded the standards, but it is too inappropriate for someone your age to read" (i didn't know if the 'inappropriate' part she was talking about was me turning it gay or the amount of blood and gore in the book)

#but no it was literally an actual masterpiece trust #the final grade i got for it was an A-#the highest grade someone got was an A+ and literally all that was in their book was:#some guy who wants to get into the nba starts with a workout #14 other people did the exact same plot and half their books was just describing to the reader on how to dribble and shoot💀#there was also absolutely no personality in any of the nba books' characters they were all tryhards who got what they want #i mean that's fine for a story but where's the depth where's the trauma where's the originality where's the loreeeee #i swear to you i made a whole doc full of my characters' lore #idk where it is now but ik i never deleted it #i might rewrite my story and post it but idk not now i got no time hehehehe #and i kinda lost the book oops #everything i just said in the tags is literally just random lee lore that i'll never mention again :3 #romeo and juliet #skop's rambles #<- read these last #oops #joke was originally “B- but im giving you B+ because its gay and deep” but then i read and i was like #“oh shit right the americans call a failure anything that (when converted to Italian Grades) is below 9½” (the maximum is 10)#so like #d

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