#also if u have jam and melted cheese why do u even need sauce
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Man Americans weird me out so much
#this guy got a fig jam and Brie sandwich then is getting upset there’s no mustard sauces or anything to have with it im so confused#that sounds disgusting#who dips a sandwich in sauce is that normal American behaviour??#also if u have jam and melted cheese why do u even need sauce#also fig and mustard sound disgusting together#also he just returned his plate and asked for a takeaway box to eat out of idk why cos the plate was clean#THATS just wasteful#and asked me for sugar when I walked by when it was right next to him#and asked for forks for a croissant?????? who eats a croissant w forks????#Idk I’m just confused#cos he keeps coming up to me w weird and unnecessary requests#which then makes me feel bad like I’m not good at my job#Also cos he asked for tap water and I pointed to the water dispenser and said it’s just there#and he never got himself water but sat right next to it#so then I’m walking by feeling guilty like I forgot to give him water but it’s clearly self serve and it’s right next to him so I’m like#hmmmm#Americans just always tend to behave in a way where I’m like???? or have odd requests#tho this super working class English guy came in yday and asked if we did coffee. like ur in a coffee shop idk how to answer that#and had a few other questions that made me question is this guy an alien does he never leave the house idk
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