Helpless, ADHD riddled farmer falls hard for Harvey
Farmer: I’ve devoted my entire crop to coffee beans because I do not know how to express love via normal means!
Harvey: Wow! No one has ever loved me like this! I… I love you too, farmer.”
(They kiss)
Harvey: Uh. Did you plant… only coffee? On all 23 acres of your farm?
Farmer: Was I not supposed to?
Harvey: Oh honey :|
Farmer: Please help I am woefully inept :D
Harvey: :/
Farmer: :D
Farmer: I spent the last of my savings on this cool pendant and I want you to have it (brandishes mermaid pendant)
Harvey: (shocked, tears in his eyes) Do you know what this means?
Farmer: Please save me from myself :D
(Harvey accepts, gets farmer on meds and gently guides them away from horrible decisions while farmer brightens their days with their shenanigans and they live happily ever after)
interview with the vampire is wild because it'll have you looking at the protag's two main love interests like "this one is an absolute piece of shit motherfucker and i want him decapitated and set aflame but this one is my beautiful babygirl who can do wrong" and they're both objectively terrible and abusive
its time for a breakdown! feat. Fearpocalypse jon :3
also posted to twitter :3
i did a silly hehe!! i was looping A Humans Touch by TWRP while drawing this btw, banger song
ive been feeling the starts of burnout so i wanted to start doing some sillier stuff- and hey my hyperfixation once more has me by the brain soooo perfect timing ig XD
this only took like an hour and went really smoothly so im feeling really happy!! yippee!!
expect at least like 3 more at some point (i have like almost 50 saved but i dont expect to actually do them all BAHAHHAAH)
speaking of colorblind dan which type do we think he is? definitely one in the top row because he can see different shades its just some are harder for him to distinguish (eg. pale blue→purple, warm red->orange)
here's a better pic i found of the -anomalies, its def either prota- (weak red cones) or deuter- (weak green cones)
It cannot be understated just how unwell Striker has made me since December 2021, this goofy sadistic snake cowboy has completely altered my brain chemistry in a way that I have never been able to recover from