#idk if you're like... trolling

[relaxxattack]

every time someone calls moirallegience just an alien qpr i wilt a lil like YEAH thats more or less the CLOSEST human thing but its also Literally Not That. like a qpr is fundanmentally not romantic and thats not even going into moirails whole Actual Purpose of calming ppl down. its just. aughhhhh pisses me off i see the confusion but, as aformentioned, aughhhhh

OH MY GOD THIS HAS BEEN BOTHERING ME TOO.... but i don't want to get petty at the people in my notes always saying "moirails are QPRs!" because in some ways that is the closest human thing so it's hard to be mad...

i think there's definitely some overlap in some ways. but NOT because moirallegiance and qprs are the same at all really, but INSTEAD because both relationships can be outside of popular human norms.

you know... like any relationship.

like the only reason the two really have overlap is because they are both committed emotional partnerships that aren't required to involve sex? that should be true for all romance, even if it's not the norm right now.

they're both just romances* that are unconventional to human norms, which makes people view them as the same thing when they're not.

i think the REAL issue here is that humans insist on using human words to understand things that are just, fundamentally, alien. can't we just appreciate alien romance for being... alien romance?

no, moirallegiance is not platonic, it's romantic. it's just romantic in a way you don't understand, is all. that doesn't invalidate that romance.

*in generalization, most QPRs are not romantic, because they are made up of aroaces who are life partners in a non-romantic way. however i want to disagree with you that none of them are romantic, because that is up to the partners in question.

[ayrennaranaaldmeri]

lmao no way alicent just went for a funnei little swim that has to be a lie or a troll right

[theloveinc]

Yes I do think there is something in the idea of former boy band star!bakugo and reuniting with his old band --

[supersecretmetalocalypseblog]

If Charles found out about the prophecy before Black Fire Upon Us, i.e. before he dies/(almost dies??? I've never been fully clear on if he really died or just let everyone believe he did) like would he be stressed out about it?

"A prophecy? That, uh, sounds a bit far fetched and all- I'm sorry, I'm who? The dead man????? I die? That's my job????"

They have to elaborate like "Well, like, yes but it's fine!!! You get to come back or whatever bestie don't sweat it!"

like would he be worried about that? is that something that would cause concern? every time something starts to go wrong and the fans and klokateers start dropping like flies, would it make charles sweat like "oh god when is it gonna happen oh god"

[starlos-soulmate]

Thinking about the only "anon hate" I got was someone coming in and saying "straight girl." Like. Okay, yes, I'm a girl who likes men. Just im also asexual. So it's like saying that a lawn was green. Like no duh, you thought I was gonna be upset about that?

I've gotten some other things since then, but it dealt with other stuff. Not necessarily hate on ME personally. So yeah, fun times!!

[sibyl-of-space]

amadeus is getting more deranged earlier than originally planned but im leaning into it because i'm having fun

as far as im concerned this just means i have to get even more deranged as it goes. continually escalate. in the middle of episode 3 if you hear a single piece of tonal music i'm not doing my job

[crackinwise]

Can anybody give these old-ass Democrats protest lessons? They're acting like they're still living in pre-2015 politics when the GOP gave a shit and wasn't deranged.

A member gets up and starts shouting: All get up and shout with him.

Don't walk out: MAKE them carry you all out, not shutting up the entire time. I'm serious, go limp, be dead weight.

Putin's Puppet says a provable lie: Everyone chant "LIE" in unison for a solid minute instead of holding pitiful little signs in front of a man who can't read above a 3rd grade level.

Have someone who knows ASL sitting with you, interpreting everything in full view.

If you're gonna hold signs, make them BIG like you're actually trying to do something. Have them in multiple languages.

Make other signs that say clever or cutting things that will make him rage for days. "DOESN'T OLD TRUMP LOOK TIRED?" or "PUPPET PRESIDENT" or "EVERYONE IS FACT-CHECKING THIS SPEECH TRUMP DIDN'T WRITE" or "THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES" or his current tanking approval rating next to a laughing emoji.

Make a stink every day in congress, throw as many bills as you can on the floor even if they go nowhere, look like you're trying.

Have someone, idk maybe someone you actually want to boost for President in 3 gd years, be your voice of opposition in the media, loudly complaining and telling the facts, every single day. Let the people know you're there!

How hard is this? There's probably better suggestions than mine if they actually hired seasoned protestors or behaviorists/psychologists or even the biggest teenage troll they can find on a messageboard.

The Emperor Has No Clothes. So fucking act like it.

[sherlocking-out-loud]

Because you think the same way

https://www.tumblr.com/sherlocking-out-loud/786674378007085056/i-dont-understand-can-you-please-explain-what?source=share

what I said in that post is all I have to say about it.

[niko-and-stryker]

Stop making a fuss, and try being more patient, surely you can wait? Niko was patient.

"..."

[stryker is a bit distracted, looking at the niko doll]

[wizardofderpiness]

Not me rereading my own fanfics and getting obsessed again with kingdoms of amalur. psh no. that's that dude over there. *pointing away, no ones there and when you look back i tripped over my own feet trying to run away*

[dognightmare4]

I feel like killing something. I don't actually want to kill. Send help

i cant really help you over tumblr anonymous asks but i can encourage you to talk to a professional or, if thats not an option, a trusted friend/loved one. remember that intrusive thoughts are just showing you every possible scenario, especially those you dont want to happen

[dervampireprince]

Wild that someone I occasionally watch on YouTube got beamed to my Tumblr dashboard

uh well you didn't use a tone tag so i have no idea if this is an insult. but i've been using tumblr for over 10 years, this blog specifically for about 4 years and dervampireprince and all the audio content i make on youtube started here on tumblr first so... i mean i don't know if you were asking why i'm on tumblr... i don't understand what this ask means at all or why you sent it or if you're complaining that tumblr is recommending my posts to you or if you're just making a statement but if it's just a statement or observation i don't know why you'd message that to me like i needed to know so... i hope it's not annoying that i'm on your dashboard i guess. if you meant it just like woah cool didn't prince would be here on tumblr uh hi i guess you found me. /confused /nm

[saintjosie]

jesus fucking christ you're obnoxious, my friend told me you'd be a good person to troll but you're just so goddamn pretentious & preachy it makes my genuinely aggravated be around you. Have you ever gotten off your soap box & learned to just relax & have fun? I mean my God every post with you is just complaint, after complaint, after complaint, just live a little for once in your life. At some point you're going to call someone racist because they like traditional European yodling. Also no way you're 33 you look way to young. Either that or my genetics fucked me over, wouldn't be surprised, not the first time. Started balding at 25 idk what happened.

damn it sounds like your life sucks. hope it gets better!

here’s some photos of me lesbian soap wrestling at a bar two nights ago

[hamilando]

ੈ✩ real housewives of monaco (smau) ੈ✩

pairing : max verstappen x reader

tw : chaos, negligent parenting, side comments, trolling, diet culture, bodyshaming blood, mentions of domestic a!

fc : Yasmin Wijnaldum

a/n :AHHHHH, it's finally out y'all!! you guys don't even know how much drama i have planned for this one - anyways feedback and taglist is always open -

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ynaldum RHOM, EP-1

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user1 did we all collectively see how max had his hand on her waist ALL THE TIME

user2 when they entered the ball-

user3 all the elderly couples were probably regretting

user4 considering the age, do they even have money ?

user5 MAX IS A FOUR TIME WOLRD CHAMPION, YN IS THE HIGHEST PAID MODEL IN EUROPE

user6 love those two for being real in that ballroom

user7 the air was suffocating man

user8 i could see in max's eyes the need to escape

user9 yn probably regrets joining that shitty show lol

user10 at least she and max served looks

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huluofficial Episode 1 of RHOM just streamed !!! Did you catch up on the drama?

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user1 DRAMA !?!?!?! MORE LIKE A SOB SHOW

user2 love how all the ladies got emotional over martha's 'struggle' of motherhood while yn was side eyeing

user3 'MOTHERHOOD HAS BEEN A STRUGGLE FOR ME' girl you literally have a mini kelly, with a hermes stroller for your kid, have 3 NANNIES handling your 2 month old who can't even speak or move-

user4 THE ONLY THING HARD FOR HER HAS BEEN THE SURGERY RECOVERY FROM HER TUMMY TUCK MAN

user5 idk martha seems fake man

user6 exactly! like throughout the episode, i haven't seen hold her son once- its always the nannies handling him

user7 and the fact all others are looking at her as if she said philosophical ?

user8 yn was just like let me have my free champagne

user9 THE SIDE NUDGE SHE GAVE

user10 ' you could try carrying your own child instead of your kelly'- I LOVE HER FOR THIS

user11 i feel bad for the son man

user12 she may have struggled with the postpartum thing but hell no on handling the kid man

user13 SHE LITERALLY CONFESSED THAT SHE DOESNT EVEN KNOW HOW TO MAKE THE CHILD WEAR A DIAPER

user14 "it's taxing, handling an infant, and buying there stuff and doing all the duties." MA'AM YOU HAVE THREE NANNIES, A BILLIONAIRE HUSBAND AND YOU'RE CRIBBING ABOUT DUTIES AND MONEY !?

user15 the ONLY thing nice was yn visiting the japan gp for max

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rhomgossip episode 2 just premiered and what the actual hell in body-shaming?

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user1 did that 60 year oldie just say that!?

user2 ON INTERNATIONAL TELEVISION ?

user3 mate this is straight up body shaming

user4 this is so fucked up

user5 can we just boycott the show ?

user6 THE FACT MARTHA IS LIKING IT AND SUPPORTING THE OLDIE ?

user7 my god, yn is a model, just because she is thin-

user8 probably jealous atp

user9 they can't afford the surgeries like yn

user10 you do realize even if yn got surgeries, NO ONE has the right to comment on her diet or figure

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ynaldum McDonald's after Alexander McQueen

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user1 THE SHADE -

user2 she said not today martha bitch-

user3 girl serving meals and looks

user4 girl just proved dieting is not the only thing to stay like her

user5 it's surgeries

user4 EXCUSE ME !!?!?! HAVE YOU SEEN HER WORKOUTS

user6 you won't survive half and hour

maxverstappen the prettiest ❤️, kfc date ?

ynaldum ofc, be ready in five

user7 MAX CLAP BACK

user8 max said i am not going to watch you defame my women

user9 even i want kfc now

user10 this show has ruined everything

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f1wags BREAKING NEWS! A source from YN Verstappen's private account has leaked the stories posted by her where she is seen with a face full of bruises. Even as fans observed the shooting of RHOM, YN was seen covering her face and wearing full clothes, covering herself.

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user1 this is jawdropping

user2 WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING

user3 oh my god max

user4 WHY WOULD SHE POST MAX HITTING HER

user5 the pcitures tho-

user6 this source needs to be slapped, why would you leak that -

user7 i enevr expected max to hit her-

user8 AND THEY CONTINUE SHOOTING !?!?!

user9 this is so messed up ?

user10 the face covering, the clothes it all makes sense

user11 if a girl is wearing full pants and shirt, she is being abused-!?!

user12 YN can wear anything uk ?

user13 but with the timeline...

user14 that is deifnitely punched bruise coming from a boxer

user15 the blood-

user16 max cannot do this, i am pretty sure !?|

user17 DONT TRUST MEN ! WE SAW KIM SOO HYUN RIGHT ?

user18 let yn comment man

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[diamondcitydarlin]

diving back into msscribe lore made me remember this; imo one of the funniest things about the My Immortal fanfic is the context to which it was born in the HP fandom at the time. In the early 2000's, HP fandom was a veritable arms race of who could write 'the best' most 'sophisticated' HP fanfic and the BNFs (Cassandra Clare, for example) were elevated to their pedestals because they were seen as the most talented fic writers. There were pissing contests, passive-aggressive comments about so-and-so being 'a mediocre fic writer' just shared between supposed 'friends', like one's popularity currency absolutely depended on whether or not the fandom deemed one's writing 'good enough'. Everyone was trying to be the goddamn idk Jane Austen of HP fandom pretty much. Even by 2006 (and msscribe's fall from grace, if you even care lol) this was still more or less the case- so the fact that this absolute unrepentantly bad HP fanfic came out during that time, the fact that Tara just kept posting chapters and doubling-down on people's criticisms and abject horror, the fact that this fanfic gave NO FUCKS about spelling, grammar, keeping characters intact, or even the original context of HP at all makes My Immortal's existence so much funnier than it already is on its lonesome. My Immortal was a slap in the fucking face to the entire established system and it reveled in being so.

Tellingly, I think, most people online today aren't going to know those 'popular', supremely 'well-written' fics off the top of their head, but even some IRL people I've talked with know and love My Immortal. Hell, Tom Felton has read it for his IG! Amy Lee either read or reacted to it a few of years back! It has it's own wikipedia, countless illustrations, works inspired by it and a cult following even today! I can't say the same for any of those fanfics that came before!

Whether My Immortal was a skilled troll or an unapologetic teenage girl that was going to write whatever the hell she wanted to, goddamn it, doesn't really matter because the effect was the same. Maybe remember that the next time you're agonizing over whether or not your writing is 'good enough'. Sometimes, it doesn't even need to be.

[expelliarmus444]

If texting were a thing in the 1890s: pt 3

Sebastian: OMINIS COME INTO THE BATHROOM RN Ominis: uhm...why Sebastian: there's a centipede cornering me HELP Ominis: you fight giant spiders, goblins, trolls, and inferi and you're telling me you draw the line at...centipedes? Sebastian: could you just shut up and come kill it Ominis: ugh fine

Ominis: Sebastian texted earlier asking me to kill a bug for him in the bathroom. I get there and I hear him literally crying in the corner like a baby. thought i should share that with you MC: ew omg i would've screamed Ominis: ???????? you guys have literally KILLED people MC: no their blood is on ranrok's hands not mine Ominis: bruh

Duncan: hey MC ;) was wondering if you'd wanna..idk go out some time MC: uhm no thank you Duncan: this is what i get for being nice to a mudblood MC: EXCUSE ME? MC: bro duncan hobhouse called me a slur bc i don't wanna go out with him wtf Ominis: interesting. Ominis: hobhouse. Duncan: who is this Ominis: if i hear you ever mutter a word towards MC again i will freeze you, slice you into pieces, and feed you to a pack of starving mongrels. actually if you even breathe in her direction i will throw you into the lake with a bunch of dugbogs and let them rip you to shreds. am i clear? Duncan: omg ??? Ominis: better be clear. don't tell anyone about this. anyway fuck off i'm blocking you now. MC: did you threaten duncan????? Sebastian: no but i'm jealous of whoever did MC: wtf???? who could it have been then MC: wait

MC: Ominis wtf Ominis: what MC: threatening duncan is soooo not like you Ominis: wdym i hate him Ominis: i'd do it again. i'd pay to do it. i'd spend the rest of my life doing hard physical labor on a goat farm until my body is about to give out if it means getting to shit on him one last time MC: and here i thought you were doing something nice for me Ominis: that too ig

Sebastian: OMINIS HELP IN THE UNDERCROFT MC: OMINIS ITS SERIOUS HELP PLS OMG Ominis: what happened????? Sebastian: centipede in the undercroft Ominis: are you fucking joking this is ridiculous Sebastian: PLEASE Ominis: no Sebastian: why not Ominis: quit being a baby and just kill it bro Ominis: acting like ur not grown with a sweater of chest hair on you is crazy MC: this is me finding out Sebastian grows chest hair MC: O _ O ew Sebastian: now you really have to kill it since you wanna air me out like that Ominis: no. MC: you won't do it for me? Ominis: nvm im coming Sebastian: WTF???????? Ominis: be there in 5