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beyourownanchor6 · 10 months ago
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*buck looking to eddie suggestively as they brush their teeth*
buck: are you a bottle of toothpaste? cause i’m squeezing out every last drop
eddie: buck it’s 7am
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taylortruther · 1 year ago
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i'm yours to keep and i'm yours to lose -> i vowed i would always be yours -> stop, you're losing me
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muttmoxley · 7 months ago
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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me
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heirceleste · 1 year ago
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@sankta-alina-s continued from here
atlas was shaking like a leaf, freshly seen by healers but skin still sensitive. only recently escaped from the labs of shu han, hadn’t even know there was a sun summoner when she showed up in ravka.
“i thought that ravka was better. but my journey here was…people are just as cruel they just don’t hide it behind closed doors.”
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arminsumi · 2 years ago
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In a non-titan way I wanna devour Armin
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jurdanhell · 1 month ago
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cardan: i wish you could block people in real life
the roach: restraining order
jude: murder
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sherrymagic · 3 months ago
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You're already the best gift I could ever ask for. Sweet talker. Am I?
Joong Archen as JOKE and Dunk Natachai as ZO HIDDEN AGENDA | EP. 10
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lavenderjewels · 3 months ago
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still the best jjk panel
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angel-fruitcake · 5 months ago
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save me season 9 human!cas save me
(yes i know in the phone pic he technically had powers but he looked fuckin sinful all dirty like that so it earned its place here)
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ghostreblogging · 2 years ago
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DP x DC prompts : Danny distracting bruce
I'd feel like Danny would help his adopted brothers out so much! Idk if I'm self projecting but like he's arleady a gremlin and he would help the others be gremlins.
The batfam mess something up and they need a distraction, Danny is the perfect distraction. He is relatively new and has a clean record
For now
So it goes:
Dick the reason why something that could be used as an igniter was there with the bombs: We accidentally blew up the crime scene! We need to fix this before b find out!
Damian the reason it exploded( he was attacking Tim with dick's escrimas(is that how it's spelled: Yes it is true that father should be . . . kept unaware. Timothy it's your fault, figure it out.
Tim the victim™( nah not really he was the reason™ cuz he thought fit to taunt the demon brat): I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. NOT MY FAULT THAT YOU DECIDED TO USE AN ELECTRIC TASER WITH EXPLOSIVES AROUND
Jason the reason why explosives were there: you know we could sweep this under the rug
Tim: HOW?!
Jason calling Danny: hey, do you think you can distract Bitch man?
So while the boys were cleaning up their mess Danny was distracting bruce.
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ssaalexblake · 5 months ago
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                             ~These legs definitely used to be longer~
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aliensfuckmeup · 2 months ago
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localratwithcowboyhat · 1 year ago
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She blackbox on my warrior
till I collapse with steven jonson syndrome on the er floor
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kings-highway · 2 months ago
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haikyuu ships but its really soft fluffy kiss edition. basically tooth-rottingly sweet ficlets.
daisuga: it is the peak of summer, and theyve been at the beach all day and there's sand everywhere, and they're sunburnt and exhausted. Half the team has gone off to find a place for dinner, the other half is asleep under umbrellas. Suga and Daichi are sitting a ways away, toes in the water, popsicles melting rapidly. Suga has been laying his cheek on Daichi's shoulder for a while - he's sleepy and he never wants this day to end. So he turns his head, lazy and giggly and kisses a soft line across his shoulder, up to his neck. And Daichi smiles and laughs and asks what he's doing but Suga just shrugs and tells him its nothing, he's just really, really happy.
iwaoi: they work really hard and everyone knows it but Oikawa is always going to take losing really hard. Some days harder than others. On a particularly bad day, Oikawa is crying and curled up on his bed and he's been ranting about how mad he is but Iwa knows that anger is mostly directed at himself. So when Oikawa finally takes a breath, and Iwa stands up to go get something for dinner, because he knows Oikawa will forget until real late otherwise, he stops before the door, and turns back, and takes Oikawa's head in his hands, holding him delicately, and leans down to kiss his forehead, letting it linger far longer than he had planned. And Oikawa is still crying but Iwaizumi mumbles that it'll all be okay, and he can't help but nod along with him, and maybe he even starts to believe it.
ushiten: tendou takes pride in his position on the team, and always commits to his blocks, which means during practice it's not uncommon for him to get his fingers jammed trying to block Ushiwaka. It hurts more than usual this time, the nail having torn up a bit at a bad angle. Ushijima feels terrible, and excuses himself to help, apologizing over and over and over again as they sit on the bench, and he helps him wrap the tip of his finger to keep it protected. Then, when he's finished with the tape, holding Tendou's hand oh-so-delicately, he lifts it up to press the softest, most careful kiss to his finger. Tendou absolutely melts, incoherantly stumbling over trying to say he accepts his apology with the most pathetic, lovestruck expression.
arankita: its over spring break, they've been out a lot with the twins and Suna and each other, really making the most of their last year of high school, and they keep promising to make time to just hang out together, and it just does not work, but the spring is so lively and fun they cant be mad. They go with the team to a theme park, and Aran really wants a chance to get Kita alone and maybe tell him how he feels. The whole day passes, though, and they never do, and eventually theyre saying goodbye. And Aran thinks all is lost, but Kita pulls him back, and pulls him down, and kisses him just an inch from his lips, soft and warm and lingering, and he pulls back slowly but keeps a hand on his jacket, and thanks him for always being there. And they definitely shouldnt invite the team next time.
kagehina: they spend their free day out in a grassy field in a park, tossing a volleyball around because neither of them can ever get enough. But they do need to take breaks, to catch their breath and drink water. Kageyama sits down on the grass and sips from his bottle and watches the bugs that are flitting about. One thing turns to another, and what was just a water break turns into a long rest, laying in the sun together and laughing over every stupid thing. When Kageyama catches Hinata staring at him, he tries to act annoyed and wave him off, but Hinata is fast, and leans forward to kiss the tip of Kageyama's nose before laughing and bouncing back to his feet to say that its time to get back to the game. Kageyama turns pink, grabbing at his nose as if offended, but he cannot help but smile back.
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nyssasatelier · 6 days ago
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the iliad
(first 20 pages poorly summarized)
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Agamemnon : *takes a girl hostage*
Priest of Apollo : Give me back my daughter please I'll pay whatever ransom you want 😔
The army : Hell yeah! Money! We need that!
Agamemnon : No. Now take your shit and fuck off.
The army : *sigh*
Priest of Apollo : Apollo please kill these guys 🥺
Apollo : Anything for a homie😎 *starts killing people*
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Achilles: You fucked up. Apollo wants to kill us all.
Agamemnon : No i didn't. 😤
Achilles : Okay so i brought a prophet to tell us who did. Don't kill him. 🙄
Agamenon : okay alright sure. 😁
Calchus : It was you 🫵 Agamenon, you fucked up.
Agamemnon : ... Why you little- 🤬
Achilles : Now that we know you fucked up- 😌
Agamemnon : No i didn't! 😡
Calchus : You kind of did-
Agamemnon : Shut up i literally never liked you. 😡
Achilles : Why don't you just undo your fuck up? 😡
Agamemnon : Shut up Achilles, I don't need you here!
Achilles: Alright then, i'll go home. I quit. 🤨
Agamemnon: ... You can't quit! I fire you! 🤬
Achilles: I ALREADY QUIT YOU DUMB BITCH 🤬
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Also Achilles immediately afterwards: Mommy I'm being bullied make Zeus avenge me 🥺
His mom (who is a god) : my poor baby boy! 🥺💔
His mom : Zeus curse these people >:(
Zeus : eh....i don't really want to 🥱
Hera : Don't do it! :0
Zeus : SHUT UP I DO WHAT I WANT!!! 🤬
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Meanwhile Odysseus : Yo i brought your daughter back! :D
The Priest of Apollo and his daughter : Yippee :D
Odysseus and the men : *Start sacrificing animals so apollo stops killing them*
Apollo: hmm ... :|
Odysseus and the men : *Have a barbecue and karaoke sleep over at Apollos temple*
Apollo : FUCK YEAH LETS GO :D
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ophelian-darling · 7 months ago
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𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞.
Yandere Diavolo x gn Reader.
𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: Awakening in darkness, you witness a rough pleasure with no eyes by a devil.
TW(s): Kidnapping, Chaining, Blindfolding, Master/pet dynamic, Non-con, sexual content.
This is a NSFW piece, Minors/Ageless blogs DNI.
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The demential voice within your mind echoed its morbose susurration, repeatedly and ad nauseam. for a second, you assumed that you were already dead , for you have never experienced such a frightening and swallowing obscurity that was similar to a one of a grave. Thankfully, the burning ache on your wrists alerted your nerves, reminding you that you were still alive, but not in the best wellbeing. 
Complying to your instincts , you did your best to move a muscle in your body - the pain was quick to rush through your limbs at your vain attempt to break free, forcing you to stop wriggling. 
a deep despair ate your heart : why are you like this and how did you end up like this ? a lot of questions bursted inside of your head and it only contributed to make your skull throb with an unendurable soreness . Even breathing was a struggle, you took every breath with a force, as if a heavy weight was placed on your chest .
most of your senses were almost shut down : your eyelids curtained your vision and nothing was visual,  except for that floating explosion on your irises . your skin was painfully restricted and burned by the familiar feeling of cool , hard Shackles ; tying your arms , waist , ankles and choking on your neck, preventing you from any lungful amount of air . The metallic taste on your tongue was unpleasant, the strong aroma of the red fluid fouling your nose and nauseating you .
Fair years of experience in battle and secret work taught you to rely on a single sense in critical situations. your listening was as sharp as a bat's and that sound of an approaching footsteps was unmistakably close. in a rush of thoughts, you came to a sole conclusion : you are currently kidnapped .
The heavy sound of the gate's clacking echoed through the cold air of the room as you tensed, heart drumming loudly to your ears and threatening to break your ribs . a step , then another and another... with each step you heard the louder your brain screams .
a sudden touch against your cheek made your skin crawl . Although it was gentle, you couldn't help the feeling of uneasiness and disquiet that dwelled in your abdomen .
It's only just begun.
The spiderlike, tickly digits floated on your skin and moved ponderously, eliciting a shiver from you at the soft sensation, yet in such a cruel way. the fingers stopped at your chin, pressed on it for a moment then tilted your head up with force . the back of your head bumped into the hard wall, adding more pang to your already abused body. 
The pathetic whimper that escaped your throat made your captor chuckle :a rich, deep and demoniac voice that paralyzed your brain . 
The aura of the figure in front of you was anything but natural. 
"I've waited too long to have you...My dearest pet" 
Before you could fully process the denotation of the appalling words, the hand that used to be gentle moments ago tore the veil on your eyes, exposing the upper half of your face to the chilly air, letting your eyelids uncover your orbs and catch the most horripilating image you've ever seen .
a sight of a globe of two lucific , emerald eyes that stared right into your soul. you've heard of many legends of Lilithian demons and lustful Incubi, however, you believed none of them until now . those odd eyes are not of a human , but a daeva's.
The man in front of you laughed at the pure terror your face showed, confusing you even more as you couldn't help but to stare in your weak position. 
"W-what are you ?" you managed to gain the rest of your mental strength to ask . His pink locks and dark lips finally had your attention when he smiled amusingly at you .
His palm moved from the side of your face to your neck, twitching his fingers teasingly before applying a suffocating pressure on your trachea as he spat "you'll come to know"
His hand left your throat, you didn't have the time to rejoice when his fingers ripped up the remaining cloth that warmed your body only a little , cutting from your chest and following the long tear to your thighs. the air stinged your exposed skin, causing goosebumps to rise and your nipples to perk . your face heated at the realization that you're now almost nude for this monster's pleasure .
Disgust, humiliation and shame for being a mere plaything .
"Aren't you just a pretty thing… so pure and frail " his eyes devoured you shamelessly, enjoying his power over you and how vulnerable your small form was against his stalwart, bigger one .
"My dear Doppio was right, you'd make a wonderful slave "
Your eyes widened : Doppio ?! Doppio Vinegar ?! the man that was your partner in the same squad ?! how could someone who's idiotically sweet have a relation to a creature that appears to be from the depths of hell ? you had an eerie feeling about him in the beginning, but you pushed it aside, convincing yourself that the sudden flash in his childish eyes wasn't more than a hallucination. 
What if he -
The train of perplexed thoughts crumbled when he smacked his lips against yours forcefully, aching your front teeth and biting on your lower lip, a drop of blood oozing as a result of the sadistic act of lust. The intensity in what was supposed to be a kiss added a certain pain that wasn't meant to ache, the feeling of your gum being compressed and your lips wounded was oddly pleasurable to your own disgust and surprise. the voice of reason within your brain was shouting at you to remain sober and realize how much this is sickening. 
Te withdrew suddenly, letting you regain the lost Oxygen from the previous kiss . you tried to calm yourself and take each breath with care so you wouldn't cause yourself any more damage but failed, feeling like drowning with your ears ringing and head tingling painfully , a colorful display that coated your vision dizzyingly.
The expression on his face was camouflaged due to your eyelids drooping over your eyes, you  only felt his ghostly hands wandering down to your chest , stopping for a second before squeezing hard at the area, enjoying how it squished under his large palms . you tried to move away but the force on your neck reminded you of your place in this maladive predator and prey play . you were only able to move your hips and curl up your toes .
"Don't misbehave, little one" he warned, displeased at your attempt to get away. However, you kept on moving as a response to your instincts and the harsh treatment your chest received. 
One of his hands was raised, delivering you a harsh slap across the face, causing your movement to cease and your cheek to burn . His voice and height, the way he spoke to you like a master conveyed his authority and his dislike of repeating orders twice … you recognized a commander from their aura and he was definitely one.
Noticing your obedience, his face twisted into a pleased, maniac expression as he cooed "Good...such an obedient pet" 
His light tone was far from comforting, the praise he uttered sickened you . his fingers felt like blades as they ran down to stomach, then leisurely to your hips ; fondling them. you shook at what was coming next .
He carried your smaller form effortlessly while your back was still sticking to the cold wall , cupping a handful of your buttocks, the chains now straining at your feet more but loosening up a bit on your wrists .
The sly digits of the devil played with the tissue of your underwear . Your captor had the clear intention of teasing you as he pulled it down, with patience and slowness, eagerly watching your facial features and how they contorted into a weak, helpless mien. 
You didn't dare kick or scream (more like too tired to do so) as your body is being violated, nor it seemed you could do anything . you've detached from your body once he let his hot length in, educing a sharp sting that traveled from the bottom to the top and rested in the back of your head , throbbing with even more spasm. 
Your brain was completely empty, your corpse was moving on its own as it jumped up and down to meet each sloppy thrust he gave to your entrance. 
your senses were submerging - alongside your body - in the surreal pleasure . 
Never in your life felt so restless under your own skin . there weren't any exact words in the world that can describe the shatter within - it's like being a puppet : sightly, silent and soulless.
During the rush of internal screams and violent thoughts, a single phrase surfaced : even if this ended, there's still more to come .
a sudden wave of warm tingling and complete relief washed over you, many polychromatic shadows dancing in your vision through a blur of tears. you've reached heaven for a second, then miserably fell back to earth. you recovered some of your realization and thinking when warmth exploded inside you, accompanied by a long, deep groan from the man beneath. 
You didn't dare move nor make a sound, you just waited for his next action. After all, you had a hope - no matter how unrealistic this hope is - of being pitied by him, to get out of here and never return, to move on with a wounded existence, better than being trapped with him till death. 
His eyes met yours, the light of them was stronger after his climax. He loosened the squeezing grip on your bottom, allowing your feet to touch the ground again with the same painful feeling of metal on your frail skin .
you panicked as his hands reached to the back of your head, expecting another ruthless act of pleasure , but au contraire , he unclasped the collar on your neck, finally letting you pant and take back the air to your lungs.
"You were good for your boss, I shall reward you now" 
All of it sunk in now : Doppio was the reason why you are here now, the possessed gleam in his irises was real, as real as this man in front of you - your boss…
your blood ran cold at the realization that you were violated by Passione's head, and what was more breaking that every faith you had for freedom. 
Your own release is in death. 
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