#idk guys. idk.

[thedialup]

okay so imagining a frankenstein inspired scarian au. grian didn't create scar, but instead he's a medical student who knows that his mentor, dr cubfan, has been working on something. he's seen the diagrams in the anatomy rooms, the parts of corpses gone missing. until one day, cub flees the country, leaving behind a very confused grian who goes to his house, a mansion out in the country, looking for answers.

and answers he does find. he finds a living, conscious man, sewn together and comprised of the parts of the dead. he's horrified by what cub had done, but thinks kindly of the man, scar. he coined his own name by reading through medical textbooks and finding which one fit him the best.

scar is kind, quick witted, and charming- and grian finds himself falling for scar. and grian helps him- when scar complains that he doesn't like how his stitches look, grian works to make less obvious ones. when scar has pain walking because of mistakes in the articulation if his legs, grian handcrafts him a wheelchair, carved to his exact specifications. he even finds scar a pet from cub's various other attempts at reanimation- a cat that scar named jellie. he knits him gloves and sews him cloaks so he can go around town without fear.

though grian despises scar's inventor, he loves scar to the point of invention. and scar loves him just as much in return.

[attaboy-art]

[Image ID: A wide digital painting with a dark color palette of Alfendi Layton from Layton Brothers Mystery Room, from the chest up. Alfendi is laying down on the stone roof of Forbodium Castle on his stomach with his head turned to the right. He is wearing a grey suit and there is a gunshot wound on the right side of his back. Next to him is a spilled Grimace Shake cup, with purple liquid surrounding his right side and his face. It is raining. He has a sad and exhausted expression on his face. /.End ID.]

has this been done yet

[transneilyoung]

and i saw you in my nighmares but i'll see you in my dreams and i might live a thousand years before i know what that means

[wynsvre]

hi this is a comic about me please be nice

[gayvampyr]

asking people to be mindful of others when sharing a communal space (especially one you cannot just up and leave from) is not selfish or misanthropic. come on now

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[keymintt]

more public art! these fellas were printed on vinyl for the sides of a traffic cabinet

[great-and-small]

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

[noelledeltarune]

EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

[jabberwick]

Human Bill Cipher

(Based on Alex Hirsch's "canon" design)

And just to be clear, writing dissertations at me justifying why he should instead be a conventionally attractive twink will involuntarily cause me to draw him with even fewer teeth.

[iguessyouregonnamissthepantyraid]

funniest news blurb i've ever seen actually. "there was a plot to kill trump last weekend. no not that one. totally different one. we figured out about it beforehand though so we heightened security at the rally. yeah that rally. yeah the one where-- yeah. yeah that one."

[a-little-bit-of-ravioli]

so how about that theory that Odysseus' red eyes in Six Hundred Strike mean Ares is helping him out on behalf of Athena, huh?

[saewokhrisz]

39

[b1p-b00p-b0p]

Post-divorce fiddlestan with special guest Tate Mcgucket

[illusioncanthurtme--art]

Physically? I am sitting in my bedroom. Mentally? Spiritually? I AM DEAD ON THE FLOOR!!!!! THESE TWO HAVE KILLED ME!!!!

(Another drawing! This was originally attempt #1 at drawing stan, and then fiddleford just showed up. Kinda feels like them five minutes after the above acting like nothing happened though, so it works sdjkgkjfshj)

[s0up1ta]

"so grunkle ford how do you know bill?"

"... that's not important."