iloveasteroidcity

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Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

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Sometimes listening to straight girls talk is so wild they’ll be like “it sucks that I’m tall because I love heels so much but I can’t wear them because then I’ll be taller than my boyfriend!!!” and just like what in the goddamn hell are you talking about

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Sketchbook cover!! I completed this back in Febuary for the new year.

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the white-green gradient of a freshly chopped spring onion…. c'est magnifique

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accepting that you’re objectively weird & owning it is infinitely better than being constantly desperate to appear normal to people who don’t even matter to you

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i don't have an astigmatism. my sight is just blurry because of the love. love softens things around the edges

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you know what’s a good feeling? a real good feeling?

when sunbeams do this.

that is all.

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this is how we all should start talking about lancelot i think

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I bet you wish you were in a red barn being fed oats. Horse.

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me: im giving up *still has hope*

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miss roan of arc ⚔️

absolutely obsessed with her performance last night, this one goes out to all my lesbian followers 🫶🫶🫶

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[iloveasteroidcity]

ur future nurse is using chapgpt to glide thru school u better take care of urself