#idk about unplayable

[splatoon-confession-box]

splat2 is low-key unplayable. it belongs to the japanese e-liter mains now.

[benvoliotheorphan]

My favorite thing with nicktoons unite fan stuff is when people take the darkness of the dp phanon and combine it with the crossover so like Danny is going through all these existential and horrific things and then spongebob is there.

[pcktknife]

s13 is definitely a season for skins

[groaaaaan]

Do you ever think about how Ichabod Specter was the only person in Olive Specter’s graveyard to die naturally?

Do you ever think about how Ichabod is the only one of Olive’s lovers that she ever considered a best friend? Hell, he’s the only good friend she ever seemed to have since she doesn’t even have a memory of befriending any Mystery Sim.

Do you ever think about how close Ichabod’s grave is to Olive’s creepy-ass chair?

Do you think about how he may have met Nervous before he got taken away??

This woman scored death itself and she chose this fucking guy. He must’ve been pretty bad-ass, just saying

[capn-twitchery]

gotta say, trying to decipher firmament as someone who couldn't play horticultural hell/estival last year is 10x more difficult and it's an odd choice that a big chunk of context for it is hidden behind year old content that newer players have absolutely zero access to right now

i don't have a Shred of context for the starved men, the starved war, stalactites falling or not falling, it's all very ??????? in an already confusing story

[fadedflora]

it sucks to have to be scared to update the game, no matter the size of the update, because you have no idea if it's going to break your game or not (not to mention going through the process of updating your mods)

[kirstielol]

ok so i watched the ~xbox games showcase~ today, it was more exciting than the summer game fest for sure.. here's my thoughts that no one asked for:

✨ black ops 6 is coming to game pass on day 1. i already knew this, but i'm excited. i used to be super into call of duty (multiplayer, not the campaigns), but i haven't played the past like 3 (or 4?) games because i can't be assed to pay $90 for a new call of duty every single year. i already pay for a game pass subscription, so now it's basically "free" for me (not really, but y'know)

✨ bethesda is finally releasing the creation kit for starfield! i gave up on starfield after like 10 hours of gameplay because of the amount of loading screens, how stupid the skill trees were, and how empty and boring the planets were. maybe now with the creation kit modders can fix the game and make it playable 👀

✨ there was game announced called "Perfect Dark" and i thought it looked really good!! reminded me of dishonored and watch dogs mashed together, and it had a female protagonist which i'm always happy to see 👍🩷

✨ a new "life is strange" game was announced! i loved the first game so i'm excited for this one!

[zapsoda]

i think. as aa video game. p4 is so much less visually appealing to me than p2. the graphics make my pc crash and they dont look good enough to justify it. its so washed out and uncreative. something about p2s low poly aggresssively early 2000s shitty texturing and grungey atmosphere just really enchants me from an artistic perspective ESPECIALLY in regard to the water and hallucination segments. i get theyre diff games and different vibes but idk. something so much more charming about the original to me.

[linalilia]

*does 20+ rhythmics in one day just to get more gems for general lilia* yeah if you didn't know twst gameplay is really fun

[rivaiin]

i finally sold my old tablet that i didnt use anymore and got 85€ for it so guess who has money to get armored core now. hehe

[duodusk]

mannn its such a shame sv was made under obvious crunch and has a lot of bugs because its genuinely my favorite pokemon story since b/w and its a LOT of fun to play through rhgg

[neotula]

absolutely insane to look up a game I’ve been busy investing 40-50 hours in with no sign of the end in sight and see people saying it’s a 10-20 hours before you get bored kind of game and man, we are two different types of gamers, clearly

[dravidious]

#creative block is also cool #finally a power crept Override

Oh I've never heard of that card, let me see-

You're more amazing than a 1/1000 chance

Blue commons, and another rare I had an idea for

Blue and black together cover all 4 modification themes in the set, so a card that rewards you for using all the different themes is obvious! Unfortunately, treating +1/+1 counters and keyword counters as different kinds of modifications would be confusing, difficult to word, and wouldn't even match the usual reminder text for modified, so you don't technically need to use all 4 themes. But still, this is some great untapped design space, perfect for rare!

[platonic-writer]

Them harbingers (yes include elf man— I dont see much of him— and the unplayable and playable harbingers) with a gn! Reader thats chubby, and an A B S O LU T E gremlin. But its ok to them since you're the sweetest creature in their eyes. That. Is. True.

Like one time you asked them what that smell is *ehem* blood and they were going batshit crazy at how much of an innocent little bean reader truely is. Thats totally not one of the infinite reason as too why they wanna protect reader- nope!

(Reader is like, idk— 9-14 years old—)

OMG THATS SUCH A GOOD IDEA!!! I plan on writing elf man this month!

You're Request has been made (￣ε￣＠)

CHUBBY/GREMLIN GN! CHILD READER & PLATONIC FATUI HARBINGERS

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One day while the Fatui harbingers had a meeting the Tsaritsa came personally to tell them something

Imagine their suprise when they saw a chubby kid

"This is GN!Reader, my child, i have gathered you here to discuss something you will have to do."-Tsaritsa

"My grace, you have a... child?"-Pierro

"HELLO! IM GN!READER YOU ALL LOOK SO PRETTY(≧▽≦)/" -you

The first meeting was a bit chaotic?

Well... you did rip the coat from childe😬

..you did also kind of steal some mora from Pantalone

Lets not talk about how you broke Scaramouche's arm- (Puppet arm?)

Anyways, the meeting was about having to take care of you for some months

Imagine their own suprise when you began wormimg yourself into the hearts of them 💀

The first one to fall was obviously Childe, you were just so cute! Look at those cheeks

The last one to fall was Scaramouche, he was petty because you broke of his arm, he began to like you after he realized that you were so innocent

The meetings became something all of them looked foward to because they could see you

Everyone in the Fatui knew you as a destructive kid, i mean you did kind of blow up one of the archons statues

"Mr.Pulcinella the child you've been taking care of has blown up our base where we reside."-Fatui Agent

" Aw! Gn!Reader probably thought you were gonna hurt us, such a sweet child, i have to tell the other Harbingers about how sweet you are ( ◡‿◡ *)" -Pulcinella

When you first met them you were quite chubby

You're now chubbier because the Harbingers always give you food

You need healthy food? Pierro,Dottore and Arlecchino got you!

Oh you want something sweet? Childe, Pulcinella got you!

You want money? Pantalone will give you a castle if you just ask!

Who needs real people who serve you? You have your own roboters from Sandrone!

Capitano is your protector, why would you need to fight if he's there?

Childe would take you around the World, Liyue? Sure, lets go! He will buy you toys and make you weapons if you want any!

Columbina sings you to sleep every night, she wants you to sleep peacefully

They all think you're the most innocent bean they've ever met, that's why they will always protect you!

"Mister Childe? Why are you covered in Ketchup? Did you play with your food?(・・ ) ?" -You

" *Every Harbinger stares at him* (ᓀ ᓀ)"

"UH YEA I ALWAYS PLAY WITH MY FOOD! ITS quite nice....?" -Childe

" oh! I see, but you have to wash up now!<(￣︶￣)>" -you

Months later Tsaritsa came back to take you, they were all sad but the Tsaritsa told them that they would see you more because you now live with them in the castle!

Scaramouche has made you your own hat because you like his a lot (You still don't know it was him who gave it to you)

They all get cute agression from you so half the time they will either be hugging you or squeezing your cheeks

Signora has 100% told you about her backstory and sees you as her own child, she knows that you're the kid of Tsaritsa, but she can't help it. You're just so nice and sweet. You remind her of her Lover years ago

Summary: They all see you as a child that needs to be protected, you may already be over 8 years old but you're still so innocent. You're not corrupted from the people of this disgusting World. They all love you a lot, you can ask them anything and they shall give it to you.

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Thank you for reading, i hope you liked it! 。.:☆*:･'(*⌒―⌒*)))

[kurogane2512]

Crucabena got an impressive design but serious lack of attention even though her character was pretty significant for Arlecchino and funny how some seem to think Clervie is her clone, but I can also accept that she fucks some guy and she's a certified Milf

Oh, she's a certified milf for sure I'd fuck her man no questions 😩

Ok, let me share something about Crucabena and Arlecchino. This is my personal belief regarding what went behind Arlecchino's writing and role in Fontaine, I'm making it clear this is NOT FACTS this is entirely my headcanon based on sussy rumours and insider bits. So pls don't come at me saying I'm spreading false info or defaming anyone.

I personally think the writing of 'Arlecchino' character went through changes before and after the Lazzo trailer. When she was for the first time mentioned in the Inazuma WQ, she had 'Lord Arlecchino' title and male pronouns, I do not think this was mere translation error and rather at that time Mihoyo intended to have her as a male Harbinger. Idk what changed their mind but it could be they saw a huge imbalance in the Harbinger ratio especially after killing Signora and decided to genderbend both Arlecchino and Sandrone.

Next part is Childe and Scaramouche's voicelines on Arlecchino. I'm well aware both of them are unreliable narrators and have their own biases when talking about others; but I will emphasize on Childe's voiceline particularly. In Arlecchino's SQ, we are in fact told that Childe's initial impression on her was based on Pulcinella's info and that now he thinks of her differently. To me, this sounds like a very clear excuse for justifying Arlecchino's current characterization. It really screams to me that they changed her writing sometime later.

So, speaking of Lazzo now. For how much hype it generated, I believe Arlecchino's popularity really stood out. Even now in overall Harbinger popularity rankings she's easily top 3. I think Mihoyo did not expect this so initially they wrote her to be evil and likely unplayable, more in line with Childe and Scaramouche's voicelines. But they obviously saw the money she would bring and started working on rewriting her. I'm not entirely sure but I believe they later added a new dialogue to the Inazuma WQ NPC explaining Efim's operation was for the previous Knave and not current.

Now, around January last year aka before Fontaine release there were sussy leaks going around on Fontaine AQ having many drafts and that some of them detail Arlecchino will be killed. There were quite elaborate details on how she will be killed and this obviously sparked lot of unrest in the community. I'm not saying Mihoyo changed the plot after seeing the unrest, no not at all that's way too close to Fontaine release. But the fact they had multiple plots outlined having her death tells me a lot.

So, the overall point here is- Arlecchino was initially planned to be evil, irredeemable and unplayable but the popularity from Lazzo changed this. Then later on to shift the blame of all the crimes related to the 'Knave' title, they conjured up Crucabena and went all out in making her absolutely despicable and horrible since they didn't have to worry about selling her. Making pretty mommies is nothing new for them, they slapped the typical dead anime mother design on her and used her as scapegoat to make Arlecchino look better.

This is the basic gist of it, and explains the lack of attention to her. Sure, she's significant to Arlecchino but she's not important enough to have anything more and take the spotlight from Arlecchino (she already does in terms of looks imo so yeah). And to further keep this image, they made Arlecchino a good person overall who does nothing bad and cares for children, made her friends with Childe who is already liked enough in the fandom etc etc all that typical sympathy points. Yeah, that's what I think sorry this is so long xD

[blackstarchanx3new]

If you like TOTK I sugjest you don't read the unhinged ramblings of a man who picked the game back up because I'm losing it just a bit

I'm getting so fed up with how badly designed a game TOTK is.

Literally what the fuck is this game's problem with making something fun.

Why does it deter you from fun at EVERY SINGLE JUNCTURE???

Why does it take everything that was dogshit about BOTW and amplify it by a billion.

Why does this game fucking blow so hard.

I want to enjoy it. But I just fucking can't.

Doing anything and everything in it is just painful and annoying.

Can't upgrade shit without doing a million other fucking unrelated things.

Can't do dick because I funneled all my crap into stamina to get the fucking sword, WHICH THE GAME WANTS YOU TO DO CLEARLY FOR A DOGSHIT STORYLINE.

But haha guess what, now you got no hearts and can't do DICK

Let's make all the shrines STRIP LINK OF HIS CLOTHES AND HAVE NOTHING SHRINES. LET'S MAKE EM HALF OF THE FUCKING SHRINES YOU DO.

AFTER MAKING YOU GO THROUGH SO MUCH SHIT TO GET TO THEM TO BEGIN WITH.

I'm losing my god damn mind.

This game makes me feel like I have ADHD with how much road blocking it does to me doing ANYTHING without doing a MILLION OTHER FUCKING THINGS.

I'm just getting so frustrated.

AND I HAVE YOUTUBE TUTORIALS ON THIS HORSE SHIT.

This game would be god damn unplayable without that shit.

Sorry for being so negative I'm just genuinely having a shit time with this game and I put it down for AWHILE after doing the dragon quest. I was like "Maybe I'll have fun next time"

Nope. I honestly think I hate it more now.

And if you wanna nag me with "you're playing it wrong"

I'm literally following other people's tips and shit because I keep getting stuck idk what to tell you.