#idk about finland

[hws-lceland]

What cutie mark do you think the Nordics would have

[siveydensipuli]

One day, about a month ago, I went to my usual grocery store to do some shopping. Thinking, I will buy some Myllyn Paras Makaroni, cause we're out of it and it's the default macaroni that everyone keeps stocked in their pantry. I reach the pasta aisle and am greeted by empty shelves. What? Is there another pandemic that I'm unaware of? Is it the war in Ukraine? No. Turns out that the one machine that churns the macaroni for the whole Finland is broken. And that's how the Finns faced a great macaroni shortage in the summer of 2023.

[ratatatastic]

SASHA LUNDY CLUTCHING ONTO EACH OTHER FOR DEAR LIFE HELLO

THE INHERENT ROMANTICISM THAT IS IN BURYING YOUR FACE INTO EACH OTHER AND CRADLING ONE ANOTHER'S HEADS

CAN YOU HEAR MY WAILS?????? CAN YOU HEAR THEM AT HOW LUNDY IS SQUEEZING SASHAS WAIST??? HELLO?????

[ifindus]

I don't know if you have talked about it or not, but how do you view sufin?

I do like SuFin as a pairing, but I haven't really done a deep dig into their history together to really give a good analysis of their relationship. I do prefer the ship with some underlying tension and complicated history they are very much aware of and acknowledge, but choose to look past. They have both good and bad days, and they both know this. Still, they very much care about each other, though neither of them are great at showing it.

[omppupiiras]

i got fomo from everybody's buying kä tickets posts so I bought myself a ticket to käärijä's allas gig 😂 so if everything goes according to plan I will see him 4 times this summer 😍

[fitzrove]

Fun facts about crown prince rudolf 🥰💖

Crown Prince Rudolf of Austria was this super tragic figure whose super tragic life was always tragic and very sad. Also he was an irredeemably evil sexist jerkface and if you like him you're a pick me girl who wants WOMEN TO DIE,, anyway here are some fun facts about him!

He died in 1889 from suicide :( Or he may have been murdered by French agents sent by his friend Clemenceau,, listen I know they were friends who were aligned politically, but Empress Zita said this ~40 years after Rudolf's death, and because she's distantly related to him through marriage it must 100% be true!

He shot himself in the mouth, I don't know why all of these adaptations change it to be the temple lol

He infected his wife with syphilis >:o

According to his writings (mostly Eine Orientreise where he frequently admires the fresh manliness of his Arab hunting companions) he was heteroromantic polysexual <3 representation

He used to keep this creepy sex register where he used different colors of pens to mark what kind of woman he slept with (virgin, of noble birth, etc...). No trust me bro it's legit even though nobody has ever presented proof of this register existing anywhere or even a credible primary source citation to point to someone contemporary describing it

During his travels in Egypt and Palestine Rudolf acquired many cultural and historical artifacts for museums in Vienna as well as for his personal collections<3 Explorer king. Wait what do you mean imperialism, graverobbing and arson?? Noo I wouldn't describe it as such haha...

He was really sexist and that's not ok tbh :/ How can anyone be interested in him when he was horrible to women :( I mean it's kinda hard to find 19th century european men who would not have been and a lot of our still-revered statesmen had comparable attitudes that people let slide, but actually when it's someone that was also mentally ill in a Scary Violent Way it's ok to center his negative traits and ignore everything else about him haha. Also women are only allowed to enjoy researching and discussing historical figures who are unproblematic and good representation<3 ALSO women are not allowed to make arguments about historical figures being interesting or sympathetic based on their political views/positions if those figures were awful people in their personal lives, it's like the rules of feminism or something! ~~

He was involved in this crazy conspiracy to crown himself as king of Hungary. Also he was really hyped about hungarian nationalism and independence and totally wasn't an imperialist first and foremost who would've seen the ideology as ultimately destructive regardless of any personal fondness for Hungary

The italian anarchist Luigi Lucheni actually really wanted to fuck him and this was a motivating factor for Lucheni's assassination of empress Elisabeth in 1898 😳

[THIS POST IS SATIRE (inspired by) and the "facts" are purposeful misinformation kfkfkfkf. If anyone can provide actual proof of that sex register thing that does NOT come from greg king and penny wilson (derogatory) I will graciously not duel them in the hofburg parking lot xD I hate that this disclaimer needs to be included because it ruins the joke, but a lot of these are such common takes that I can't not]

[lizard-dumbass]

During the Finland rituals on the re-imperatour this summer, Papa used the words 'Finland' and 'Suomi' (the name of the country in the finnish language) interchangably, but he said Suomi a lot more i think.

Idk i just think it's really neat how he used the country's finnish name more than the english one, not to mention the whole "suomi finland perkele" thing (his pronounciation was also very good btw). Like. It's weirdly kind of heart warming to me? to see him show such respect for my country, especially considering the fact that the guy under that mask is swedish.

Okay for those who don't know: sweden and finland have a long and fairly negative shared history (long story short, finland was a part of the swedish kingdom for over 600 years. During the colonization of finland, the swedish imposed their own language, religion and way of life onto finns). And nowadays most swedes don't even speak a lick of finnish nor do they know anything about our culture, meanwhile finnish kids are still forced to learn swedish in school eventhough it's a minority language. Most of the time when finland and/or this history is brought up in conversation with a swede, they'll probably be like "oh yeah we owned you lol".

So to have Papa/Tobias, a swedish guy, show open respect for finland by using its native name (and going as far as to reference a distinctly finnish in-joke) during a concert in finland just makes me happy idk. Most swedes just don't care but Tobias clearly does and i find that really neat

[localgardenweed]

Finland, Spain and Portugal have dropped via discord request. If you guys have any suggestions here send em to my inbox! Or you just wanna hear about some headcanons I have for them you can ask that too

[drop-the-curtain-123]

ok very specific gripe about assassination classroom

But how comes the series is all "be yourself, use your hobbies, despite everyone judgement, for good" then just... Never questions the roasting of Mimura air guitaring?

Look at my boy! He's so unwell afterwards

Ik now there are more scenes later in the manga that again use it as a Punchline. It just encapsulates that weird gap of "things that are just never Not the Joke/Mocked" which kind of defeats the show messaging 😭

t's not even used in a "do it anyway, grow strong and proud" like some others, it's just. There.

(hi rinka btw happy belated birthday to you)

Anyway unconsequential nitpicking rant over, have a good day.

[apollorobin]

käärijä drawing!!! because i have fallen in love with this man and i need to enforce my love for him onto everyone!!!!!!

can't believe the esc final was over a week ago, i am still INCREDIBLY bitter about the results. he should've won ughhhh i am exploding the jury in my mind💥💥💥💥 (p.s. tap the drawing for better quality if it's blurry 🥲)

[ofieloafi]

they call me ofie the way I loafi

[letgomypartypiece]

i love club gigs cus that means we get great angles !! (crotch shots + belly shots)

[lady-arryn]

QUALIFY PRAYER CIRCLE

Finland 🙏 Czechia 🙏 Moldova 🙏 Serbia

[omppupiiras]

I just learned about Nuuttipukki. According to wikipedia he demands food, leftover alcoholic beverages, and will cause chaos in the house unless he receives salary from the host. <- that's tiny Cornpea Kä with horns!!

uhoh i think it wouldn't take a lot of alcohol for him to lose his little corn mind 😦 and i don't want to think about how much chaos he would then cause!

[bearsgrove]

anyway. im kinda back maybe (not like i ever announced i was gone but i was kinda in a shit mood just trying to rb my stuff over and over trying to fucking. reach ppl lmao but Whatever) time to fill my queue on my sideblogs. or maybe main too. idk

[tchaikovskym]

im at this point in life where i cannot simply shrink my CV to one page. i have to leave out crucial information