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pizzacrustdisposal · 1 year ago

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killing you with cyanide from the cherry pits i had in my mouth. indirect kiss of death or something

#idk I just like fruit #pizzacrustdisposal #death mention #poison mention #poison tw #death tw #ask to tag

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artkaninchenbau · 5 months ago

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People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again

#My art #One Piece #Long post #Sir Crocodile #Nico Robin #Alternatively panel 5 would've been a close up of Crocodile's face from Robin's POV where he looks like he's giving her a death glare #Not intentionally he's just a big scary bastard with a Resting Murder Face and Robin is a small traumatized child #But I wanted to focus on the silliness of the moment so you get the goofy version instead #IDK man there's just something very funny to me about the idea of Robin just randomly info-dumping about a subject she's read about #And Crocodile being like ''?????????????????????? The fuck you talking about??''#Robin leaves the ship's kitchen and Crocodile just stares at the tomato like ''...It's a fruit? Forreal?''#(Meanwhile Robin is sweating bullets like ''I called his favorite vegetable a FRUIT right in his FACE he's going to KILL ME'')#Robin grew extra feet from the bottom of her feet to reach the counter and that actually isn't me trying to explain bad art away #In the original Papadile comic there was a panel of Robin doing the dishes with extra feet to reach the sink but I cut it out #(It was a stress relief comic I did not feel like drawing a complicated background in detail) (BUT YES I THOUGHT OF IT)#Nico Robin Age 11 is *more* than capable of cooking Crocodile just does not trust her with his food. At least not yet #She did start doing the dishes unprompted and continues to do so (mostly out of fear). Croc told her she didn't have to but allows it #IDK a lot of people seem to headcanon Crocodile as incapable of cooking and like. Surely Mr ''I don't trust people'' knows how to cook #Like he doesn't have to be a master chef or anything but and maybe he enjoys not HAVING to cook (pain in the ass with one hand + knife/hook #But surely he can cook decent enough. SURELY #Botanists don't @ me I know the ''tomato is a fruit'' thing isn't fully accurate this is just a silly little haha comic

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inkiedraws · 5 months ago

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You ugly Easter egg knee pad son of a bitch, when will you return to me.

#one piece #charlotte cracker #whole cake island #i love him he has the dumbest devil fruit power but he has an 860 million bounty and he is very proud of himself :)#his sword is way too long for him to be leaning against it like that so just pretend he is standing on a box or somthing idk

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cpyclopse · 3 months ago

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Navajo Miku!

I'm mixed so we gotta represent both sides:)

I love saying "miku, miku, ooohweeeoooh" idek what that song is called but it's on loop in my mind

This is peak Americana

[My art]

#some people say navajo (mostly older folks) and thats what the legal name is but Diné is what others say bc it means people #i tend to just use both #yeah dont let my paper white skin fool you #so the party in the usa bit is funny bc a few months ago i was preparing fruit for a party and my sister was blasting music #and we were singing along and this song came on and she was like come on both of us together make a full white person #idk it was so funny at the time #eating a hamburger in a car is such a unique experience especially on a bed of a truck #hastune miku #miku #navajo #diné #miku worldwide #indigenous miku #cpys art #miku in your culture

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darlingod · 1 year ago

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Trust me I know this is a reach, but remember in The Cruel Prince when Jude was high on faerie fruit and Cardan told Jude to kiss his foot? Well, Jude adds that he’s wearing leather shoes and I found this,

“During the leather tanning process, salt is among many of the preservatives used to get your leather in shape. It's got a place, deep, deep inside your leather.”

If anyone doesn’t know, salt is the antidote for humans to rid of faerie fruit effects. So what I’m saying is, I wonder if this was another one of his attempts to sober her from the effects?

#it also says water brings out the salt in leather #so I imagine that angry Cardan was sweaty enough to bring the salt to the surface and onto his foot #idk I just thought it was kinda odd and random for him to do like I know nicasia was about to have Jude lick more fruit off her fingers #but Cardan is smart and so many things he does or says has a meaning #and this is after the tournament after Jude tells him off #so he knows not to fuck with her which is why I found it odd he would have Jude kiss his foot #anyway not saying this is canon #just a thought #the cruel prince #jude duarte #cardan greenbriar #jurdan

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r-aindr0p · 2 months ago

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Apparently Rollo only eats grapes and two croissants for lunch and i've noticed it MIGHT be une référence à la sainte cène because croissants can kind be compared to bread ig (ils ont bien appelé ça un pain dans le jeu after all même si ct une hérésie de dire ça TOT) and grapes to wine? And yeah idk if that was really supposed to be a reference but i wanted to share my silly little thoughts with u bc u like Rollo and i was curious what you might think abt this

Ok first of, Rollo, dear that's a dogshit lunch. Truly...

Now that this is out, I like both takes ! since Rollo refers to croissants as......Bread (it's a pain for me to even write this ) .... It could totally be wine and bread representation (not necessarily the sainte cène though since this mf eats by himself) as a parallel to og Frollo being super religious. It could've been bread in the twisted world, it coul'd have but I went back to the event in the archives and well..

Azul absolutely describes it like a regular croissant and refers to it as pastry....

So either Azul got it wrong (he'd never dare) or Rollo is one of those guys you would get into an argument about wether a tomato is a fruit or a vegetable. (Or the english translators kept this in and huh ?? hello croissants can be found in many bakeries internationally nowadays surely they know it's a pastry ??? aie aie aie....) Would've loved to see local foods or traditions slightly different because it's in twisted wonderland, Like the harveston clothings had many cultures pieced together !! Sami clothing is incorporated iirc ?? (though croissant being considered bread is truly a sacrilège) And bonne journée/soirée to you both ! :)

#Rollo flamme #get this man oatmeal !! he can put grapes 'n other fruits in it if he wants #café au lait is acceptable #there's not even like... proteines in that meal ?? idk man get a jambon beurre sandwich or at least add cheese or tofu to your lunch #I personnaly hate sandwiches though... the bread/filling ratio is inegal and it's just not satisfying to eat #certified sandwich hater here

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rillette · 1 year ago

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what ive been up to lately 👍 more tits out mihawk below the cut

^ dialougue via my friend jay ^_^

#one piece #dracule mihawk #nico robin #buggy one piece #akagami no shanks #look at my one piece drawings boy #basketball #idk man i dont go there (mihawk enjoyers) but milfhawk compels me. maybe i do go there idk.... much to think about #the buggy ones are bc my first thought when i saw his devil fruit powers was what if he left his dick on a boat and the boat floated away #this is not going to turn into a one penus blog i just like posting my art on here so u get what u get🫡

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koddlet · 1 year ago

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a dream from a while ago that stuck with me

#might turn this into a lino.... hmm #the pov was really strange because i was literally just the knife #i remember distinctly it cut (lol) between cutting fruit as an act of love vs like. idk. murder. which was a bit extreme #but i like to think of it in the more metaphorical sense i guess. backstabber etc #nonfandom #illustration #knives #analogue art #drawing

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fyreinhell · 10 months ago

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thinking about how adam was the first human soul in Heaven bc what the fuck happened to Abel. did he go to hell (for some reason?)

like what happened there. he was the first human to ever die so like would the theories saying Eve is the first person to enter hell be therefore incorrect? Because Adam and Eve had another son to replace Abel, Seth. Eve did not die first.

idk i have gripes and confusion about that stuff.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel theories #hazbin hotel spoilers #adam hazbin hotel #like what is happening #because the only thing I can think of is able went to hell and he would have had to go to hell before his mother #or he just went nowhere??#like. idk the story of cain and abel is interesting and like basic bible canon stuff.#i could maybe see abel was actually shitty in the show and lucifer convinced cain to kill him maybe bc of that since lucifer is not evil #but this show doesnt seem to think very deeply.#it feels more like abel and cain were probably forgotten #but like man i dont know whats going on #hazbin hotel critical #although i guess in the show the first human to enter hell was Lilith regardless #Eve can still be relevant since she *ate* the forbidden fruit first though

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spitblaze · 22 days ago

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when heterosexuals do literary analysis of works in which queerness and the persecution thereof are major themes which they just completely skip over or call 'confusing relationships'

#spitblaze says things #genuinely i do not know how you could possibly read the short story What Happened at Cambridge IV and not catch these things #the story's narrator is drinking himself to death after indirectly killing the man he loved but did not love him back #he makes a very pointed statement about 'they're so scared of AIDS but we'll give them something to *really* be scared about'#theres an entire diatribe at the start that implies he sent the letter to the recipient in the first place bc they're probably queer too #He is encouraging the reader to send a deadly cognitohazard to conservative MPs saying that he's done so already #like idk how many times this dude can talk about how he's jealous of the girl in the lab his love interest likes #and how he's being careful not to stare or admire too hard and willing to go to extreme lengths just to see this guy get more funding #the story ends with him hoping he'll be able to 'finally touch your hand' after he dies #THIS IS A STORY ABOUT A GAY MAN LIVING A DOUBLY HIDDEN LIFE IN BRITAIN IN THE 90S HOPING THAT BY UTILIZING THE FRUITS OF HIS LOVE'S LABOR #THAT OTHERS LIKE HIM COULD POSSIBLY BE SET FREE JESUS H CHRIST #god. anyway #the BLIT series is good and Heterosexual Denseness is frustrating

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almayver · 24 days ago

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I just remembered that when I was younger I thought apple juice was like..fictional. It was such a weird concept to me that I just assumed it was some weird joke or something that you saw in usamerican movies and shows. And then the international trade thing happened, and we started to get more imported food and one day I stopped dead in my tracks in the supermarket because I saw apple juice in person for the first time in my life

#i still have never tasted it. its just weird to me idk man there are so many fruits to make juice from but apple is not one #me #i wasnt even that young tbh. i was like 10. but apple juice was simply that weird

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neptunym · 2 years ago

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ms paint doodles for @post-it-notes7 's fic series, heart and soul. i highly recommend it to anyone that either likes the kirby anime or meta knight bc it's a delight to read :]