#idiots to lovers (but still idiots)

[theoldkyokodied]

Uploading all my Tomgreg art at once from the past few week before season 4 hits, who knows in what kind of mental state i'm gonna be once it does :')

[monostardust]

Do you guys ever think of that moment where Crowley just has this look, this sickly sweet "I love him so much" look as he looks at Aziraphel through the windows as demons and angels argue with each other? Or are you guys normal?

[jawnlockblog]

i feel like the go fandom and the showmakers don't talk enough about/put enough emphasis on the fire that burnt aziraphale's bookshop... like crowley witnessed basically the death (or what he thought as death) of his best friend/lover/life partner. he didn't know if it was hell fire or actual fire, he went through all this... it must be traumatic to even walk through those doors of aziraphale's bookshop...

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

Love is Blind (but mostly oblivious)

*doorbell rings*

Jason, answering his front door: What?

Cass: Can I come in?

Jason: Obviously. *herds Cass inside* But why bother with the door? Usually you just break in like everyone else.

Cass: It’s important. I need help.

Jason: Are you bleeding or are we making someone else bleed?

Cass: Neither. I need dating advice.

Jason:

Jason: What.

Cass: No one else has had a relationship last more than four months in at least six years, so…

Jason: That still does nothing to explain why you’re asking for my help.

Cass: You are successfully dating. So, you’ll actully be helpful.

Jason: What? I’m not dating anyone?

Cass:

Cass: Where’s Roy?

Jason: Grocery store. Why? I mean, I guess maybe he’d have some advice or something.

Cass: How long have the two of you been living together anyway?

Jason: I dunno. Three years?

Cass: So what’re you doing tonight?

Jason: It’s our anniversary. Seven years together.

Cass: Uh-huh. And for how much of that have the two of you been dating?

Jason: We’re no-

Jason:

Jason:

Cass:

Jason: Well, shit.

Cass: I love you, but you’re a disaster.

Jason: Wait, how long HAVE I been dating Roy?

Cass: At least three years.

Jason: And does Roy know we’re dating?

Cass: Your guess is as good as mine.

Jason: I’m gonna have to tell him. Wait, how do I tell him we’re dating?

Cass: How about when he gets back you just tell him. Say, ‘we’re dating’ and leave it at that.

Cass: I’ll stay here.

Cass: For reasons. And moral support.

Jason: Thanks. So what was it you wanted help with, anyway? I feel like I kinda owe you one now.

Cass: I just need to figure out how to tell someone I like them.

Jason: Wait, did you and Steph break up?

Cass: What?

Jason: What?

Cass: We’re no-

Jason:

Cass: Ah.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Pt XIII good omens: The Adventures of Crowley and Aziraquail (Ages 3+)

@innefableidiot Shout out to you for my Good Omens villain arc origin story. I saw your Duck Omens, I reblogged it thinking I had too small of an attention span to watch a whole show, but the Duck Crowley and Aziraphale looked so adorable anyway. But I had flirted with the devil, Good Omens took over my dash, I made a summary, and here we are. This is in honour of you.

Good Omens, as a toddler's book. Yes I wrote an entire toddler's story for this post. If you do like this ridiculous thing, it would be nice if you could reblog it :") That's the only way it can get to more people. And god knows the children of divorce need a good bedtime story. So here you are, to heal the pain.

Crowley the Crow had always been a naughty little bird. Look at him go, flapping over the street... He wanted to steal something! Oh, no, Crowley. Stealing isn't very nice of you.

"I'm not nice," cawed Crowley. "Not nice at all."

Aziraquail the Quail sat near, on a telephone line. He was eating a piece of grain. Munch, munch, much, went Aziraquail. He saw Crowley and waved his wing.

"Crowley!" trilled Aziraquail. "What are you up to?"

"I'm going to steal something," said Crowley. He waved back. Aziraquail was his friend, and it is polite to greet your friends. That's how they know you care! "Look, Aziraquail, that human has a very shiny ring!"

"It is a very shiny ring," Aziraquail said, looking down. Aziraquail wanted to tell the truth. He didn't always succeed, but that's okay! It's very, very important to try. "But Crowley, you can't steal the very shiny ring! It doesn't belong to you."

Crowley was very confused. He landed on the telephone line beside Aziraquail. "But if the very shiny ring belonged to me, how would I steal it?"

Aziraquail sighed. But he decided to explain it to Crowley anyway. Sometimes, people aren't trying to be bad! They just don't know any better. "You shouldn't steal it at all, Crowley. Stealing will make the human sad."

"Oh goodie," said Crowley. "That sounds fun."

"No!" cried Aziraquail. Aziraquail didn't like the sound of that, not one bit. "Crowley, don't make the human sad. Or I shan't be your friend."

Crowley thought over that. He didn't like that. Aziraquail was his very best friend. Friends are very important, and Crowley knew that. But oh! He did so want that very shiny ring.

Crowley looked down at the human again. No, Crowley! Don't do it!

With a flap of his wings, and a flip of his wings, down Crowley flew, to snatch the human's very shiny ring! Oh, dear, Crowley. How very naughty of you.

But what was this? Crowley bumped straight into the human's head! He bounced off and away he went, landing with a huff on the pavement. That's the part next to the street.

The human was very cross. "Come back here, you bad bird!" she shouted. That wasn't polite of her, was it? When you're upset with someone, you shouldn't shout right away. What if it had been an accident?

"It wasn't an accident," said Crowley. He was grumpy. "I wanted to steal her very shiny ring."

Naughty Crowley.

The human ran towards Crowley to scold him. Poor Crowley! But just as the human stepped off the street, along came a very fast bike, and whoosh! Away it went, just missing the human.

Oh my. You mustn't speed on streets like that, very fast bike! You could have hit somebody. Look at that sign over there. This street is for pedestrians, too! Pedestrians is a grown-up way of saying people who aren't on a vehicle. Grown-ups like fancy words.

"Wait a moment," said the human. She stopped and looked at Crowley. "Oh, little crow, you saved me! I could have been hit!"

Crowley blinked. He was very confused. But he'd been trying to be naughty!

"Thank you!" said the human. "Oh, thank you, little bird. What can I do for you?" She looked down at her hand. "Crows like shiny things, don't they? Here, take this very shiny ring. I got it for free with sweets, and I don't even like it."

She gave Crowley the very shiny ring.

"Thank you," said Crowley, because he might be a naughty little crow, but he was a very polite little crow.

The human waved goodbye, and went on her way. Aziraquail landed on the pavement next to Crowley.

"Oh, Crowley," said Aziraquail. "You aren't very good at being naughty, are you?"

"Yes I am!" said Crowley.

Aziraquail smiled. "But you saved the human! And you didn't steal the ring. She gave it to you all by herself, as a reward. Isn't that much nicer?"

"I'm not nice," said Crowley. Oh, Crowley, you silly, silly, crow. "Well, if I'd done it your way, she wouldn't have been saved! So you aren't very good at being nice."

Aziraquail looked sad. Crowley didn't like that. Aziraquail was his friend, and friends don't make each other sad.

"I'm sorry," said Crowley. "But don't you want to know why I wanted the very shiny ring?"

Oh my, Crowley. Why did you want the very shiny ring?

"To be naughty," said Aziraquail. He was still hurt. Sometimes, even when you say sorry, it isn't enough. And that's okay.

"No," said Crowley. He held it out with his little crow beak, and put it on Aziraquail's foot! "It was for you! Because you're my very best friend."

"We're not friends," said Aziraquail. Sometimes, when we're hurt, we say things we don't mean.

Crowley looked sad. "We're not?"

Aziraquail thought and thought. And decided that he had been rather silly. "I'm sorry," he said too. "Of course we're friends. Thank you for the very shiny ring, Crowley!"

Crowley smiled his naughty little smile.

And then, oh my! How cute. Aziraquail leaned over and gave Crowley a kiss on his feathery little cheek. "It's very pretty. I love you, Crowley!"

It is very important to tell your friends that you love them. You don't have to say it with words. Crowley said it with a little kiss back, because he was too shy to speak.

What a very nice crow you are, Crowley.

"I'm not nice!"

"Crowley!"

"Okay, fine, just a little bit."

The End.

[thelassoway]

Jason Sudeikis as Ted Lasso Season 3 » Casual Sweaters/Jumpers

[spyglahass]

a little thing I did for a friend I got for a secret santa 👉👈

something something, they signed a treaty and have to take part in an official celebration

issue:

fwhip has no idea how to dance AND is a gay mess about it

[cottoncandysprite]

I think the funniest part about nandermo is that they're friends to lovers who are trying desperately to be enemies to lovers

[queen-scribbles]

Fabulous art of my main @shepherds-of-haven girl Trick from @commander-sarahs-art!😍

[distant-screaming]

akk enchante is the pinnacle of friends to lovers btw. he suppresses his feelings in favor of getting theo with someone that's 'better' for him. he never avoids theo, but he gets flustered at close contact. he bristles at anyone who gets too close to theo but instantly turns into a puppy when theo turns to him. he ties his best friend up and proceeds to feed him. he keeps a rose from their not-date kiss moment. he moves to france. he's so insane.

[bugwolfsstuff]

I just remembered that in universe Percy wrote Percy Jackson's greek gods (and heros)

So that means my man really looked at ALL TWO sources of the Dionysus and Ampelos myth BOTH OF WHICH REFER TO AMPELOS AS DIONYSUS' LOVER and really somehow went

'nah fam they're childhood buds'

Do you think that when Grover saw/heard that he did an entire ass double take

Because as a satyr and a satyr under DIONYSUS' rule there is no way Grover doesn't know that story and knows full well they weren't just friends

Anyways if Percy really looked at all that and called Ampelos and Dionysus best friends then I think we need to give Grovercy a chance

[xxvalkyriesxx]

But what if in a paranormal/modern au where Elain is an centuries old vampire living a semi quiet life with her sisters swearing off anyone to fall in love with, since it's pointless being immortal and all. But all of those plans go out the window *YEET* the second she meets Lucien Vanserra, their new neighbor in the next townhouse. Elain catches him when she can at night since she can't stay in the sun for too long. And before long she's falling for him. And maybe she can convivence her sisters he's her chosen mate and that they should turn him!

The only catch though?

Lucien Vaserra isn't just any human male. Actually he isn't fully human. He's the son of Helios, the Greek god of the Sun.

Which means Elain can't even touch him nevermind drink his blood! What's a vampire to do?

[quietdormouse]

My dear Emrys

Summary: After Arthur repeals the magic ban, Merlin still can’t bring himself to come clean. He meets Arthur and his knights as Emrys while under the effect of a transformation spell. Gwaine takes an immediate liking to him, and the two grow closer as they exchange letters, while Merlin wonders how Gwaine would feel if he knew who he was actually writing to.

Chapter 1/3, total word count ~17k

Updates Thursdays :)

Rating: Teen

[earthmixsclowderofcats]

This took me TF out. Like "why are you stroking my hair and gazing into my eyes longingly with the gentle ardour of a love sick fool?"

"can't you write for shit lol?"

"A master of your craft"

[thora-otg-xp]

some old doodles i made

thinking about going back to this stlye for some things

[rorschachiris]

how did you come to ship sokkla?

Me not too long ago, happily shipping Zutara:

Me:

Me:

Me: But what if it was the other siblings????