#idgaf!!!!

[vanglaggle]

maybe dont repost and shame someones art for their interpretation? 😊

nsfwshamecave is a proshipper and a gross person im not apologizing for shaming someone who deserves to be shamed. incest artists will not get my respect i don't care. "interpretations"???? girl..... u cannot be serious. their art is objectively bad, they draw all their characters the same. fuck off

nsfwSHAMEcave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! plus i reposted with credit peace and love

[t4tails]

Brand Boo Draculaura doesn't have black lipstick, she has a dark burgundy lipstick. I think it's the same shade as the color her G1 Signature came.

[sttoru]

Hiromi Higuruma should be my husband and punish me for being a slutty sinful wife,only for him of course~

[corrodedparadox]

My other car is a rainbow trout

Stickers

[mejkosmos]

whichever madman pointed out that the new rift on bill's body in the theraprism is meant to parallel ford's cracked glasses after he emerges out of the portal,,,, MY SOUL IS YOURS TO TAKE ANYDAY MY GOSH

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bonus !!

ford about bill:

bill about ford:

[twinliches]

my friends held an intervention for me to "stop asking intimidately specific questions". i tried to explain that i am just a good listener but there is apparently "a line between follow-up questions during small talk and interrogation tactics that gets crossed sometimes". turns out my curious nature is "scaring the hoes"

[girlashfur]

new tumblr game. put in the tags a GENUINE flaw your fav(s) has. cant be something like "too kind" or "loves too much" like something genuinely bad messed up morally wrong they are or have done

[valtsv]

I know thats not the point, but have you actually ever masturbated to any of these so called "fetishes" of yours? Cause it looks like you just talk about this for the meme

[bwaindamegd]

just a captain bonding with his crewmates

[sprixyn]

just gonna be honest about pluralkty shiton here if i havent been super upfront already i dont remmeber but i could write like an essay about last night i got too high and slightly tipsy and caffeinated and nicotine and... MORE than one prescription medication LMFAOO anyways it eas mainly the weed it made me super introspective and front stuck and it was terrifying it was like they were behind a pane of glass trting to help me. but yeah i figured out that

1 i might have been around since we were 14

2 I AM PROBABLY LIKE 14 .. and i thought iw as the host and like 18-20 before for the past like over half a year. so this is making a lot of sense why ie as gaslkghting myswlf so much and in so much denial that i shut all my weyrmates out

and 3 im quite possible a madoka introject or ar the very least became very strongly kinning her to the point where i might even have false memories. so this is very interesting. but yea. idk. been freaking out and playing ukulele to calm down but i wanna be in my dark cold room under a weighted blanket rn and im not im SO burnt out after the last like.. 72 hours honestly. nah after my whole life up to this point..im all burned up babyyy theresonly ashes left. that would make a good song that metaphor someone rem in nf me later

-holly

[tvonq]

i hate event organisation so much but it’s literally part of my job so .

[mariorsomething]

Oh yes, you'll be buried with it

[ayo-edebiri]

This is canon 😭😭😭

[krysmcscience]

Did somebody say Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear? I think somebody said Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear. Thanks to that, have these retooled The Good Place jokes:

The "powers that be" can refer to either the Theraprism staff, the Axolotl, or just. Ya know. Disney in general. Or all three! Whichever you think is funniest. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The "party" Bill's referring to is Weirdmageddon, of course. He was quite the ashhole to everyone back then.

Ford has probably gotten pretty good at the 'tune out your psychopathic ex with dank memes' challenge.

It must be very cathartic to be able to make Bill shut up whenever you want with just the press of a button. I'm sure Ford doesn't abuse this ability at all.

Oh, sure, 'Not now,' he says, before he immediately backs out of the newly-made hole in the Theraprism wall. 🙄

Don't worry, Bill doesn't get far.

also yeah i know this one doesn't have an attempted swear - i just wanted to use the joke because of the massive stink-eye involved in it because it makes me laugh

⬇️ More goofs beneath the brief ramble if you wanna skip it lmao⬇️

Why is Ford even there, you might ask? Well, he either decided he preferred to watch Bill suffer in person over being distantly and repeatedly harassed with the same evil desperation book for the rest of his life, or he got roped into some kind of contrived community service for 1.) all his many counts of interdimensional thievery, and 2.) his ignoring all the very clear warnings to NOT summon Bill in the first place (which I like to imagine is also illegal). Theraprism staff were just like, 'Wait, this guy matters to Bill? Ooh, we can USE that! It might be the only thing that can help him want to get better!' It is not considered that throwing Ford at Bill so soon after Weirdmageddon could instead make them both WORSE - in new and altogether special ways! :D

Anyway, I'm calling it the Community Service AU, and I am most likely not going to do anything else with it beyond appropriating these silly Good Place jokes. So, feel free to adopt the concept if y'all wanna??? Just make sure that Bill is still not allowed to swear, no matter what, full stop. It's gotta be a real linguistic corkblork of a situation for him, is all I'm sayin'.

Finally, have these bonus Good Place jokes, but with Handyman!Bill this time:

'Opposite tortures' doesn't sound so bad...at least until it's an all-powerful chaos entity known for torture saying it.

you may think i forgot mabel's cute pink cheeks but the truth is that i did in fact forget but then immediately stopped caring which makes it okay, SHHHHHHH

And, finally:

lmao this is shit

True facts, if you cram Season 1 Eleanor Shellstrop and Michael into a singular triangle shape, they turn into Bill Cipher. This is science, look it up. Or don't, and just trust the source that is me, bro.

Anyway, I should be in bed, y'all have fun with these, I guess. Tune in after like a week or so and maybe I'll have an addendum to my comic about how Bill was drawn naked for karaoke night. Because him actually being naked was not the only thing I considered as a plausible explanation. XD

Also if you see any inconsistencies or errors in any of these comics, No You Do Not :D

Also also, reblogs are rad as hell and I appreciate every single one, just don't repost, please and thanks. Every time a repost is made, an artist somewhere cries. :,)

[corrodedparadox]

Man I hate holiday traffic