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it's crazy that sexism can even affect animals. the way people assume all dogs are boys. the simultaneous way people will get genuinely really mad if you dare mistake their pretty princess for a boy despite the fact all german shepherds look the same. the refusal to buy pink toys and accessories for male pets. i recently met someone who insisted they never adopt girl cats because they're always meaner than boy cats. i feel like im losing my mind. they're literally cats.

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the best fruits are hardest to open

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I hate the gymbro side of the internet because a lot of it is extremely toxic but I once saw a gymbro meme that was like “befriending the local trans guy so I can steal his testosterone” and I think that’s hilarious and a great plot idea for a movie. Deeply unhappy bigoted red pill meathead gym rat starts trying to befriend a trans man to steal his testosterone and ends up genuinely clicking with him and going on a journey of self discovery that either ends in the protag realizing he’s gay and in love with his friend or transitioning to a woman.

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This is my favorite gif rn I can't stop sending it to people unprompted

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complimented a cashier on her turtle pin this morning and she said "oh thanks, I am a little bit of a Turtle Person" with the carefully contained energy of Cookie Monster telling you he's mildly fond of chocolate chips

I hope she and the multiple tons of turtle merch she definitely has at home are having a wonderful day

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the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

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Is that a hard penis in your pants or is it something different than that? Also: do you hate me?

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on survival

-// @aridante // @orivu // @buzzkillgirls // ? // ? // richard siken// @cemeterything // moomin, tove jansson// @disenchanted-killjoy // isn't that enough, shawn mendes// @ prettytheyswag on twitter// @ coletyumuch on twitter// ? // ? // bird by bird, anne lamott// undertale// @strawberrycircuits

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do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

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(mob boss voice) so here's the deal, see. you's gonna go home and get a gooood night's sleep, see? and you's gonna have sweet dreams and a reaaal nice rest. reaaal nice. max here will tuck you in *i motion to the thuggish goon behind me and he approaches you with a warm glass of milk held gingerly in his enormous hand*

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Fucking hell it just cannot get any worse out here can it. Tosses my mane and whinnies

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been bad about posting art on here or being active in general but i really do prefer tumblr to all other social medias so i want that to change i think these are ocs, leni and solomon. this is after leni has a bad day and needs a friend, they're in her room

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They should make a "are you mad at me" that is taken neutrally and informationally every time and doesn't make everything worse when you ask it

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I’ll reblog every time I see. Communist guy is always what does it for me

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mushroom chat just dropped

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AI disturbance overlays for those who don't have Ibis paint premium. found them on tiktok

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